Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Eight-fo-uno.

It's kind of a slow sports day, so I'll start off with some entertainment news:

This Saved By The Bell reunion thing is turning out to be a little bit more crazy than I thought it would be. Click here for the skinny.

Basketball HoF is going to open Jordan's exhibit before his enshrinement. He should have an entire wing of the building. Hopefully at some point, I will make the trip because that is something I would like to see.

The Bucks waived Bowen after they couldn't swing a trade. Turns out they misunderestimated* the market for 97-year-old defensive specialists who can only hit 22-foot 3-pointers. Yeah, I could have told you that one.

The Lakers cut Sun Yue. Time to eBay your Sun Yue jersey, Spiff, you don't want to end up on SCH.

Marshawn Lynch's three-game suspension was upheld. Bills head coach released this quote; "We'll lose a real good football player for three games. But, hopefully, Marshawn has learned a good deal from it." Um, yeah, I don't know who is more delusional; the Bills or the Bucks. I know they're not in the same sport, but they should really try and work out a Lynch for Bowen trade. Ok, I just looked it up and the Bill would have to throw in John McCargo (if he can pass a physical).

Simmons head would explode if ESPN came up with a trade machine where he could trade players from different sports. He would probably spend an entire day trying to add +25 wins to the Patriots (LeBron as their starting Tight End would be his first move) and then tell his editor he was "doing research". Man, that guy has an easy job.

Is it me, or does the Vikings Quarterback situation remind you of Spinaltap's drummer situation? They're just going to waste Purple Jesus' prime with mediocre QB's.

Volquez is going to have Tommy John surgery. It was nice knowing you Edinson. You burned bright for about a season and a half.

Brandon Webb also had shoulder surgery. My keeper team got an amazing 4 innings, 2 strikeouts and a 13.50 ERA from him this year. Thanks Brandon.

I will leave you with this wish: I wish that Michael Vick becomes a Green Bay Packer so he and Meiz can get an apartment together. I would Tivo the shit out of that reality show.

473 comments:

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Aitch said...

From yesterday:

"stop it, i was in a slump once and did work on a 4.17 and you know what

I enjoyed it"

Sleeping with a fat chick is like riding a motor scooter. Its lots of fun, but you don't want your friends to see you.

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

I like Tem's new ranking system.

Beth said...

Also from yesterday:

Apparently Keith set up all the football leagues (watch it Keith, that's not a very as. like move) and here's the info he set out:

Y! College Pick 'Em
Group ID#: 2910
PW: pathword

Y! NFL Pick 'Em
Group ID#: 6195
PW: pathword

Y! Survival League
Group ID#: 2378
PW: pathword

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

J-Lo can still bring the heat

Not open flame heat more like warm bath water.

but still.

Beth said...

"I like Tem's new ranking system"

I'd be bad about ranking guys under that system as I'm not good at guessing guy's weight.

Aitch said...

Mize, prince went into the dodger's locker room looking for a fight huh?

Steve said...

"I'd be bad about ranking guys under that system as I'm not good at guessing guy's weight."


do chicks do that? do you call your gfriends up and be like "girl, he was a solid 9".

Beth said...

I'm sure some women do that but me and my friends don't use actual numbers normally. It's more adjectives like "hot" or "gorgeous" or "dumpy", something like that.

Steve said...

and how would you describe the guy you're with because Charlotte is too far away?

Aitch said...

I will help you out Beth. Add a .25 to whatever you rate me. ;)

Aitch said...

So 1.25

Steve said...

0.25?

Steve said...

-0.75

Aitch said...

For some reason I can't see pics from the superficial on my blackberry. Strange...

Aitch said...

It's already 80 and humid in the Bean.

Aitch said...

Steve, you implying that I'm ugly is like me implying that you're a ratard.

Some things are just established.

Aitch said...

I just saw a woman running down the street to catch the train. She was holding her tittays so they wouldn't bounce out of her low cut blouse. It was quite amusing.

Jugdish said...

sorry to hear about the house keef!

Jugdish said...

cable modem died last night, I felt like mEEz with no interwebs

Aitch said...

Every1 left...

Jugdish said...

they're getting coffee

Beth said...

"and how would you describe the guy you're with because Charlotte is too far away?"

I'd describe him as "good-looking", irregardless* of how far Charlotte is. :-)

Aitch said...

"cable modem died last night, I felt like mEEz with no interwebs"

Yea I need to get my pc fixed. Using the Storm for my interweb fix is getting old.

Steve said...

"Some things are just established."


fair enough.

Beth said...

"I will help you out Beth. Add a .25 to whatever you rate me."

I would never rate guys from LOV, too much potential for hurt feelings. :-)

Aitch said...

No hurt feelings here Beth. I'm not good looking. I get women cuz I'm nice and can be charming...

And cuz I'm a rockstar }:)

Beth said...

Well I'll just say this Aitch, I'd rate you better than the 1 you rated yourself. :-)

And you're a rockstar!!

Jugdish said...

you get a 1 for putting your name on the paper

Beth said...

Yeah but Aitch will lose that cause instead of starting off his last name with the letter H he's going to forget and write it as "Aitch".

Aitch said...

Did we have a rockstar i2i? Or were u responding to my comment?

Beth said...

"Did we have a rockstar i2i? Or were u responding to my comment?"

Sorry to disappoint but I was reiterating your comment.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

nice post

tem said...

" She was holding her tittays so they wouldn't bounce out of her low cut blouse."

she is a tease.

tem said...

"Apparently Keith set up all the football leagues "

he must have been board*.

Aitch said...

Is someone going to give me access to post tomorrow?

Aitch said...

No disappointment Beth. Was just curious.

blue said...

what happend to keith's house

Aitch said...

They appraised the house 30k less than the selling price. So either he has tp come up with the extra loot or the seller has to agree to sell for less

blue said...

cripes

blue said...

had that happen to me and cmblue when she was looking to buy a condo years ago....

ended up dropping the contract and found a house that was much better anyway

Aitch said...

Yea. Not a good thing.

Aitch said...

Yea sometimes things aren't meant to be.

tem said...

the appraisal came in too low.

tem said...

i said it again, just in case.

Jugdish said...

So either he has tp come up with the extra loot or the seller has to agree to sell for less


he can put it on a credit card

done and done


s

tem said...

tp is going to pay his extra downpayment?

tp is a hell of a guy.

tem said...

H, i have no clue how to invite someone to post. i am not even sure who can do it.

tem said...

freak hasn't commented in a week now.

can we put his face on milk cartons?

Aitch said...

Blue, hook it up

Jugdish said...

maybe blue fired freak from lov

ToddPacker said...

"tp is going to pay his extra downpayment?

tp is a hell of a guy."


how did i get involved in this?

Aitch said...

Either that or Beth can spot start. She's good for a solid 6 innings

Jugdish said...

how did i get involved in this?



i think he meant Lp...Lp is rich

Jugdish said...

Lp can be Lordz of Loans

Beth said...

"Either that or Beth can spot start. She's good for a solid 6 innings"

Quick, someone give Aitch posting access!

Aitch said...

"how did i get involved in this?"

I had a typo in my post. They ran with it.

tem said...

"how did i get involved in this?"

he typed "tp" instead of "to."

tem said...

H scooped me again on an answer.

Aitch said...

"So either he has tp come up with the extra loot or the seller has to agree to sell for less"

Tp = to

Damn fat fingers

Aitch said...

Wow Beth. I take it you don't want to post?

Jugdish said...

Quick, someone give Aitch posting access!



done

Aitch said...

"H scooped me again on an answer."

H be quick, you

Beth said...

"Wow Beth. I take it you don't want to post?"

I'm relatively swamped at work this week cause I was out last week.

Plus I'm lazy...

Aitch said...

Ty, Jug

Jugdish said...

I'm not going to post it, but that new eli deal is a lot of money. i wonder if he can spare 70k

Aitch said...

"Plus I'm lazy"

So Beth just lays there. Got it. Poor fmbeth

tem said...

"I'm relatively swamped at work this week cause I was out last week."

the line of guys be long, you.

tem said...

jug how did you invite him?

Aitch said...

Ftr, I'm a big fan of Daisy Lowe

Jugdish said...

jug how did you invite him?



I didn't...that was s

Beth said...

"So Beth just lays there. Got it. Poor fmbeth"

Wait, I'm supposed to actually move????

s

blue said...

blue doesn't have access to invite aitch as a contributor

Beth said...

I think EP did it when I got invited.

tem said...

yeah i think L p and freak have that kind of access.

tem said...

rev too i bet.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

mad busy yo

tem said...

stop it. you have nothing to do.

Steve said...

"Wait, I'm supposed to actually move???? "

only AFTER you're untied.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

Citadel
Portfolio Margin account
working to the bone on it

Steve said...

"mad busy yo"

if you're mad busy then you shouldn't have time to post on LOV

blue said...

damn citadel

Steve said...

unless your job isn't all that important.

i guess if you work in the mailroom there is always time for chatting.

Steve said...

not that mailroom people aren't important.

Beth said...

"only AFTER you're untied"

Well hell, if it's done right by that point I'm too exhausted to move. Plus, generally GHB leaves me pretty drowsy.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"if you're mad busy then you shouldn't have time to post on LOV"

hence the 4 comments dickhole

tem said...

when is 4?

tem said...

should i wait for it? or just search for it later?

blue said...

dickhole.

or urethra

blue said...

hochuli was at the broncos camp working his officials for preseason workout.

he got a large cheer from the crowd

tem said...

his guns got half that cheer

blue said...

he even addressed his blown call last year

tem said...

what blown call?

tem said...

hochuli doesn't blow calls. calls blow him.

blue said...

tyler knows which blown call


he robbed the chargers of a game against the broncos last year by calling a fumble an incomplete pass and an inadvertant whistle killed the play so it could not be reviewed...helping the broncos win.

blue said...

because cutler is good under pressure (s)

Beth said...

If anyone wants some fascinating but very morbid reading (or for Tem, listening), here is a link to the online diary of the Pittsburgh gym shooter. Basically, he did it cause he couldn't get laid.

Twisted minds fascinate me for some reason, must be why I enjoy LOV.

blue said...

"If anyone wants some fascinating but very morbid reading (or for Tem, listening), here is a link to the online diary of the Pittsburgh gym shooter. Basically, he did it cause he couldn't get laid."

i still can't believe that miez drove all the way to Pittsburgh on one tank of gas in the new aveo

Steve said...

that chick for High school musical is naked again

nsfw

tem said...

damn, i wonder what i am going to do when i snap from not getting laid.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ftr, I'm a big fan of Daisy Lowe"

get in line

Beth said...

"i still can't believe that miez drove all the way to Pittsburgh on one tank of gas in the new aveo"

I came very close to putting a miez joke in there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gints should have waited til after this season to pay eli, see how he does without a top receiver

Spaceman Spiff said...

eli took them, straight up

Steve said...

the dude hasn't been laid in 20 years?

good lord, go to the bar and pick up a fat chick already.

blue said...

"that chick for High school musical is naked again"


dang

Beth said...

Thing is, that shooter guy looks like he's decent looking, at least from the 1 pic I could find online. He must have ZERO social skills.

blue said...

he did live in pittsburgh where it's a stinky city

Jugdish said...

dang


dong?


/ep

Meiz said...

"Mize, prince went into the dodger's locker room looking for a fight huh?"


What? Really?


Remember, I'm cut off from the world right now.

Keith S said...

aitch, what is your email addy?

Keith S said...

"yeah i think L p and freak have that kind of access."

So do you, tem. So do I. So does iam. So does T.

Keith S said...

"Twisted minds fascinate me for some reason"

Yo tambien

Meiz said...

Ah, Mota drilled him. See, here's the thing. The Brewers are pussies, except for Kendall, Prince, Braun, and Weeks. So they have to stand up & fight for themselves. The rest of the team isn't interested in protecting the stars, and rumbling for the team.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What? Really?


Remember, I'm cut off from the world right now."

prince didnt get in, he tried though

Meiz said...

I miss LOVAD

Beth said...

"Yo tambien"

Now you're just taunting EP by showing that you DO speak spanish.

Meiz said...

"prince didnt get in, he tried though"


And Mota didn't even go to his locker. Didn't want to get whupped.

Keith S said...

LP

Keith S said...

Goddman, service unavailable for that diary link

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck the cowboys

90$ pizza and 66$ 12-pack domestic beer in the luxury suites, redonk

Keith S said...

"He walked right into the room where the shootings occurred as if he knew exactly where he was going," Allegheny County police Superintendent Charles Moffatt said. "I think he went in with the idea of doing what he did."


Thanks, doc

Keith S said...

"She told me, 'Debi, I seen everything. Oh, my God, I seen everything. I seen him pull out the guns"


I ♥ rednecks

Keith S said...

mize

Keith S said...

Fielder wasn't trying to get in LA's locker room to fight. They have a better food spread in there

Keith S said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

pitt gym killer picture

normal looking dude, mustve been doing something really wrong to not get pussy for that many years

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sources told the Pittsburgh Gazette Soldini's girlfriend was among the dead."

girlfriend?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stacey Falk, 26, of Bridgeville, told the Post Gazette newspaper she was in the aerobics room with 30 to 40 other women when a short, clean-shaven man in gym clothes, walked in with a bag."

ah, there it is

Keith S said...

"ah, there it is"

hilarity

Meiz said...

I'm just having all my mail sent to work now.

Meiz said...

Zeke, get the shit pyramid ready

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

aitch need ur email if you want axxess

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

so aitch is not aware we wait for beth to post first in the am?

Meiz said...

Aitch is the new Beth

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

the crash i mentioned yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Aitch is the new Beth"

bigger boobs is not always better

wadr

Meiz said...

New Lady's on her 2nd super sized Coke already. I'd bet she spends at least $5 a day on soda. and she wonders why her diets never work.

Keith S said...

sent, h

Aitch said...

"bigger boobs is not always better"

Wow. I've got man boobs, but they are tiny. Beth's are definitely bigger.

Steve said...

"Beth's are definitely bigger"


and just how do you know that?

blue said...

beth's are nice and round...pretty firm, and perky

Steve said...

"beth's are nice and round...pretty firm, and perky"


did your wife tell you that?

blue said...

yep

blue said...

and fmbeth


and beth's mistress

and ron mexico

tem said...

"So do you, tem. So do I. So does iam. So does T."

how do you do it? i honestly can't figure out how to invite people.

tem said...

"90$ pizza and 66$ 12-pack domestic beer in the luxury suites, redonk"

basically the same prices for nationwide arena at Blue Jackets game.

beer is $66 for a SIX pack.

pizza is $70 for a large pep.

Jugdish said...

i carry a flask to most games, although i don't sit in those suites

Beth said...

"beth's are nice and round...pretty firm, and perky"

At least there's a decent tradeoff for not having big uns.

Meiz said...

"how do you do it? i honestly can't figure out how to invite people."


C'mon, Tem

Jugdish said...

prince knew there was no way he was getting in the locker room and throwing down. He knew he was going to be stopped...publicity stunt

tem said...

"i carry a flask to most games, although i don't sit in those suites"

when i get the suite i just laugh when the waiter guy comes in an asks if we want to order anything.

then i laugh harder when he tells me that the beers through him are really cheaper than the beers downstairs.

Meiz said...

"i carry a flask to most games, although i don't sit in those suites"


I scoff at flasks. I carry in 40oz worth of cocktails.

tem said...

"C'mon, Tem"

NS, can't figure it out. is it under monetize? i have no clue what that word even means.

Jugdish said...

cheaper is probably the wrong word, less expensive is more appropriate...damn nazis

tem said...

in any case we go down to the normal concessions for beer. they are "only" $7 a piece there.

Jugdish said...

I scoff at flasks. I carry in 40oz worth of cocktails.


mEEz walks into games with a camelpak full of vodka underneath his shirt

tem said...

"cheaper is probably the wrong word, less expensive is more appropriate...damn nazis"

no he thinks it is cheaper.

beers are $7 for 16 ounces down there* and they are six for $66 in the suite. so it is cheaper to buy 6.

*"down there" means the regular concessions.

NS, that's the argument he uses. mind bottling.

blue said...

"NS, can't figure it out. is it under monetize? i have no clue what that word even means"

i know how to invite peeps because i've invited others on different blogs like PtP...it's not available to me, and i'm guessing Tem because we're not set as Administrators.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

aithc need email

Meiz said...

Settings>Permissions

Invite

tem said...

"...it's not available to me, and i'm guessing Tem because we're not set as Administrators."


this^^^

Jugdish said...

h@newdayrising.org

tem said...

"Settings>Permissions

Invite"


oh this^^^

tem said...

Aitch already invited L p

tem said...

now i figured it out.

didn't see the sub choices after settings.

i am the dumber.

blue said...

see, all i cando there is remove myslef

blue said...

check that out...mess are whinning

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

mets up 5 nothing hopefully pujols cant hit a 5 run home run

Keith S said...

"how do you do it? i honestly can't figure out how to invite people."

Under settings. Some scientist you are

Beth said...

"mEEz walks into games with a camelpak full of vodka underneath his shirt"

Wow, someone else on LOV knows what a camelpak is. (Not to be confused with camelTOE...)

blue said...

youz guyz are all so smart

Keith S said...

"...it's not available to me, and i'm guessing Tem because we're not set as Administrators."

beth, blue, h, and mize are not administrators. Everyone else is.

Keith S said...

"Wow, someone else on LOV knows what a camelpak is. "

I have a camelpak for hiking

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

camelpak

::meatloaf::

blue said...

"Wow, someone else on LOV knows what a camelpak is. (Not to be confused with camelTOE...)"

why is this surprising, i have 2 camelpaks, a winter one for skiing and a summer one for hiking/cycling.

blue said...

"beth, blue, h, and mize are not administrators. Everyone else is."

well aren't you fucking special

Keith S said...

"::meatloaf::"

You have to be above average height to use one

Keith S said...

"well aren't you fucking special"

No

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"WR Jabar Gaffney should improve on his 38 catches last season. McDaniels calls Gaffney his "ace in the hole" because he's comfortable lining him up wide or in the slot."

really?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"You have to be above average height to use one"

corny

bring the heat with the short jokes your better than this

Keith S said...

WRs from FU are not the better

Steve said...

^^ Has Never head of a camelpak

Keith S said...

"your better than this"

Your short

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

steve so you mind if i tell a black joke?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"You're short"

fixed

blue said...

""WR Jabar Gaffney should improve on his 38 catches last season. McDaniels calls Gaffney his "ace in the hole" because he's comfortable lining him up wide or in the slot.""

Gaffney is gonna have a hard time even making the team, let alone getting a ton of playing time.

Marshall, Royal, Stokely, all are in front of him, even brandon lloyd...

but gaffney knows the system because he was a patriot once or something.

Keith S said...

"You're better than this"

*fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why is this surprising"

this.

i use one for snowboarding

Steve said...

"steve so you mind if i tell a black joke?"

::blank stare::

Beth said...

The bible on camelbaks for Steve and EP.

I actually didn't realize people used them for many things, I've mainly seen them for runners, cyclists and hikers. So my bad.

blue said...

lots of skiers/snowboarders use the cameltoe

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

hydration backpack?

really?
you guys are so fucking gay

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

steve is acting not black again

Steve said...

"steve is acting not black again"


you've never cared what i thought before when you told racial jokes, why start now?


cracker ass cracka

Spaceman Spiff said...

"really?
you guys are so fucking gay"

youre a ratard

blue said...

"hydration backpack?

really?
you guys are so fucking gay"

ykhikyg

you don't know what a camelbak is

blue said...

perhaps if LP ever exercised outdoors he would understand.

Steve said...

"The bible on camelbaks for Steve and EP."


ohhh. i thought ya'll meant that thing gay dudes and old people wear in the front. fanny pak?

blue said...

i can understand not needing a hydration backpack when sitting in front of the computer beating off to porn,

although that might make things more efficient for ya

blue said...

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