Tuesday, August 04, 2009

ANT BEE

LYSNS PL8

Saw ANT BEE yesterday. Some 20 something year old kid was driving it. On a Prius. I haven't a clue, maybe he likes bugs. Maybe he used to have a Volkswagen beetle but then got all environmental on us. He is a pussy.

mini temrant

Where the hell did the phrase "blow smoke up your ass" come from? I'm not going to blow smoke up your asses, I have no clue where it originated. My guess is on Little House on the Prairie.

Sports Talk

Beanie Wells injured still is hilarity. And entirely predictable. That guy is more fragile than something that is really freaking fragile.

WWL says the best team in the AL is the Angels. Whatever, I have east coast bias, I didn't even know they still had a team out there.

I think it is funny that a coach for a college team commonly referred to as The Rainbows used a gay slur. And at first didn't get in much trouble, but then when people started bitching about it he did.

WWL says the Eagles lost LB Bradley....better check the pool.

UFC this weekend, tem is going with the upsets. Florian over Penn and Forrest over Silva. Tem doesn't think that either Silva or Penn really want it as bad anymore. They are in the "beginning parts of Rocky III" stages of their careers. I'll check the rest of the card later and make picks. I know The Barncat is fighting and I'll pick him. He looks so dorky and then steps into the octagon. He must be crazy, or have invented something that makes him awesome. Or he is Peter Parker.

Well I better go to work. I was supposed to be there 1 minute ago.



tem movie review'

Blue wanted me to review some movie. I forgot which one. Enlighten me and I will "watch" it and add a review on.

The Time Traveller's Wife

As Blue has stated this is a movie about the wife of the Incredible Hulk who starts to Time Travel. She is pretty much fucked in the husband department. Not only does her husband turn into a big green crazy dude, but also he time travels at the most opportune time....or does he???

Yes indeed, in a twist worthy of being mentioned along with Kevin Spacey is Kayser Soze and Bruce Willis is dead we find out that this husband never time travels. He is just a fucking genius and tells his wife he was time travelling....Bitch wants him to go to the store, bam, he can't, he was watching the Civil War and helping free slaves. Bitch wants him to go to the Opera, bam, he can't, he was in the future hanging out with their kids. Bitch wants him to clean the bathroom, bam, he can't, he was trying to help Jesus out.

I mean this guy does no freaking chores at all. He is a genius. And the best part is that she can't yell at him either. If she gets him mad he turns into a big green hulk and goes apeshit. Short story this guy has it made.

So basically this is a movie about a dude who turns green and destroys shit and avoids any and all housework.

4.5 telmet stickers out of 5. I'd give it 5, but this movie ruins a perfectly good excuse for getting out of chores.

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Aitch said...

I'm in a spiteful mood today. I think it because I haven't gotten laid in 5 days.

Woe

Aitch said...

Met this girl on Saturday. She was a dime. A 10. A fuckin 10. 27 yrs old, smoking body. Then I found out she has 3 kids. It was nice talking to her...

Aitch said...

I can handle one kid. 3 is above my head.

Aitch said...

Everything is above EP's head.

Aitch said...

I watched my first passenger struggle to put his suitcase in the trunk of the cab this morning. You would have thought it was full of concrete. We got to the airport and I decide to lift it out for him. It weighed like 35 lbs.

Dude was such a pussy.

Aitch said...

I'm pretty sure that I'm starting to hate my exgf.

Aitch said...

That will make the sex great when we hook up again.

Hate sex is the better

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

just cause she has three kids does not mean you shouldn't slap her on the ass a few times a week.

Aitch said...

Have we established if I'm posting thursday? If so I need axsess*

Aitch said...

How long before Jessica Alba realizes her career sucks and gets nekkid for a camera?

Aitch said...

As I typed that last sentence, "Wicked Game" came on the radio.

NS

Aitch said...

"just cause she has three kids does not mean you shouldn't slap her on the ass a few times a week"

Eh, I think I'm all set.

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

you're one of those "nice guys" aren't ya?

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

don't want to take advantage of the single mother etc etc

Aitch said...

Btw, speaking of Wicked Game, Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour fame does an awesome acoustic cover of that song. You should look it up on youtube. That and Wild Horses.

Aitch said...

"don't want to take advantage of the single mother etc etc"

Absolutely not. Just that many kids is a hassle. Trust me, I've been down that road before.

Jugdish said...

The phrase "blowing smoke", meaning to deceive and/or distract, has been around for years. The "up ones ass" part is a fairly new addition. The origin of the "blowing smoke" part is from stage magic, where magicians use smoke to hide their actions or to distract the audience. So if your actions were meant to distract or deceive, you were said to be blowing smoke. Of course, anyone who studies American slang knows that pretty much any phrase can be improved by adding a reference to someones ass, so I suppose it's inevitable the that is where the smoke would eventually be blown.

Jugdish said...

not from the bible, but from the interwebs, so it has to be true

Aitch said...

The cheating/not cheating conversation made me crave another threesome. I need to work that out.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

blessed be

Aitch said...

The exgf killed any "nice guy" traits that I had left Steve.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

aitch your a rockstar you should be signing those milf's titties then face fucking her

cmon bro

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

do i always have to be the voice of logic on this blog?

Aitch said...

"blessed be"

Was that in reference to my 3some comment or just you saying hello?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"Was that in reference to my 3some comment or just you saying hello?"

jug's wiki CNP but the threesome gets honorable mention

Aitch said...

She did say she was a sucker for musicians...

Aitch said...

Gotcha. Where's Beth this morning? The lawyer's meeting/running train must have run long.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"She did say she was a sucker for musicians..."

hook line sinker

Jugdish said...

Gotcha. Speakin of 3 somes, where's Beth this morning? The lawyer's meeting/running train must have run long.


fixed

Jugdish said...

having yesterday off was the better.

bossman not here today is also the better

Aitch said...

Good fix. 3some talk usually is the BBS

Jugdish said...

steve's bus was run off the road by an aveo

Jugdish said...

why mEEz is single in Wisconsin

tem said...

i've decided to add decimal points to my scale for judging women.

the decimal points indicate weight.

for instance a 0.187 just walked by. She is a 0 that weighs about 187lbs.

the bartender at Roosters is an 8.120. She is an 8 that weighs about 120lbs.

tem said...

you can leave the last digit off if you want, 8.12 rolls off the toungue better than 8.120.

ToddPacker said...

green day was grate*... solid show

ToddPacker said...

kaiser chiefs = good opening act

tem said...

did they end by 8pm so you could catch the tail end of Matlock?

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

"green day was grate*... solid show"

one of my all time favorite bands.

the best consert i've ever seen was Green Day/Jimmy Eat World/Offspring.

not sure how they got all three to play together, but it was awesome.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

green day is solid, did they do mostly the new stuff or did they give the fans some old jams

tem said...

"not sure how they got all three to play together, but it was awesome."

they paid them money.

Jugdish said...

"not sure how they got all three to play together, but it was awesome."



do they hate each other?

Jugdish said...

joker

Aitch said...

Nerve* seen green day live

Jugdish said...

Green Day has never seen new day rising live either

blue said...

had the green day talk a few weeks ago at work

i'd have never thought they'd turn out to be good musicians with long careers

their newer shit is hdh and that's not dissin on their old stuff

blue said...

i remember wheen they were on the grammy's for their last album and dude introduced them by saying something like "unlike most bands Green Day thinks every song on an album should be solid, not just one or two"

blue said...

or something less gay than that with the same gist

blue said...

did everyone talk about fatdale white losing 30lbs by eliminating patron from his diet.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

not covered, solid plan hatched by fatdale though

blue said...

saw some calculation that said he had to be drinking on average 8oz a day of tequila to drop that much weight.



here's a thought for you mize

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

stern, deep throatin' porn stars compete

Meiz said...

"why mEEz is single in Wisconsin"


Wausau is a weird fuckin' city. I'm still puzzled as to why EP didn't fly into MKE

blue said...

LP looks like he lost another bet with keith

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"Wausau is a weird fuckin' city. I'm still puzzled as to why EP didn't fly into MKE"

twas cheaper, shorter drive i believe too

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"LP looks like he lost another bet with keith"

zeke, and now you know why i siad no to his 3-1 odds

blue said...

that's why mr.as. hasn't been here gloating already

Meiz said...

"joker"


L Jugdrino

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

italian families are too fucking big, leave me alone

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

were like 30 days away from college footyball y'all

blue said...

yeah but the first month is shitty cfb

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"yeah but the first month is shitty cfb"

dgas

fresh grass, fall weather, 100K strong in the seats, chants, tackling






OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meiz said...

"twas cheaper, shorter drive i believe too"


Yes, but then you fall through the 'burg and we *terrorize the city for a night.






No, not with airplanes and skyscrapers.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"27 MILLION AMERICANS ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS"

absurd, we are such a pill popping society

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

like a bunch of pussies

i'm depressed, wahhh, wahhh

daddy hit me

wahhh
wahhh

fucking homos

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"Mario Manningham (who, by the way, told me today his first name is pronounced MAHH-RIO) made the catch of the day, a leaping grab on an inside route on a bullet pass thrown by Manning right over CB Terrell Thomas and S Michael Johnson."


Training camp bytes = Woody

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"Pending home sales up for 5th straight month"

thanks obama!

"US Incomes Fall 1.3%, Biggest Drop in Four Years"

thanks obama?

blue said...

""27 MILLION AMERICANS ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS""

that's almost 10% of the world's population



you had to know that was coming

ToddPacker said...

"did they end by 8pm so you could catch the tail end of Matlock?"

i missed matlock. concert ended 12:30ish

blue said...

bears are finding out that cutler is one of the most impressive QBs in practice and camps....just wait until he has to play against a defense that he doesn't see everyday.

blue said...

knowshon is being a bitch

Jugdish said...

i missed matlock. concert ended 12:30ish


EST?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why mEEz is single in Wisconsin"

also L jugdrino

ToddPacker said...

"fresh grass, fall weather, 100K strong in the seats, chants, tackling"

what's fall weather?

Spaceman Spiff said...

NELSON! is hurt

Jugdish said...

also L jugdrino



shut up

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Here's a fun fact, unless you're a Mets fan: after Monday's two-homer performance, Mark Reynolds has hit as many home runs in Citi Field this year (4) as David Wright"

ToddPacker said...

"Here's a fun fact, unless you're a Mets fan: after Monday's two-homer performance, Mark Reynolds has hit as many home runs in Citi Field this year (4) as David Wright"

thanks for that info, spiff

blue said...

Clint Barmes has hit half almost as many HRs at citi field as d-writhg

isiah thompson said...

EP - training camp rapid reports, DET

you can get the current stuff on their main page

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

it's in his head

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

fantastic zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins OL has reportedly been awful during camp so far, and now 2 starters could be hurt, awesome

Beth said...

"Gotcha. Where's Beth this morning? The lawyer's meeting/running train must have run long."

I don't comment on Tuesdays cause that's Tem's day to post.

s

Or maybe it's that I'm waiting on Tem to fill in the movie review - I suggest "Aliens in the Attic" since blue is still MIA.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"since blue is still MIA."

L bethdrino

Meiz said...

Buccaneers' Orange unis. Yes or No?

Meiz said...

Keith, Zeke, Tem, EP, Freak, Spiff, Tyler(RIP), Father Hate(RIP)

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

pretty good deal there deke

blue said...

i think i wanted tem to review that time travelers movie where the hulk keeps disappearing

blue said...

or maybe the new GI hoe movie

if there isn't a "now you know, and knowing is half the battle" reference in the movie...i'm gonna be pissed.

Keith S said...

GO JOE!

Jugdish said...

Buccaneers' Orange unis. Yes or No?

yes

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

anyone follow that story of the mom who went the wrong way on a upstate ny highway

killed like 8 people, 5 of them kids (not all hers, nieces and nephews)

it's an awful story and it just got more awful

cuntrag had a .16 BAC

that's tough to swallow for the sister who's kids were killed

man what a fucked up story

Jugdish said...

that's tough to swallow for the sister who's kids were killed


she better not have to go on anti depressants

Jugdish said...

did that happen today? been away from the interwebs most of the morning

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's an awful story and it just got more awful

cuntrag had a .16 BAC"

to me, would have been more awful if she wasnt drunk and just flipped out

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that's tough to swallow for the sister who's kids were killed"

doesnt have to support them is theyre dead, just sayin'

Jugdish said...

doesnt have to support them is theyre dead, just sayin'


and I thought I was a positive person

Jugdish said...

spiff would be a suite grief counselor...

Jugdish said...

after columbine:

spiff: look at the bright side, that is less competition for validictorian

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"did that happen today? been away from the interwebs most of the morning"

no week old story

Meiz said...

"yes"


Yes

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

spiff grief counseler hilarity

Meiz said...

FINALLY!

A woman came in here with 3 little bad ass kids and she actually threatened them with violence.


How refreshing. Parents are pussies and pushovers these days.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

troof, saw some kid cuss his dad out at the fruit sto the other day and dad was like

"please dont talk like that"

blue said...

after columbine:

spiff: look at the bright side, you get to start summer vacation 2 months early

Jugdish said...

jug's brother is also moving into the house...2 roommates, extra income...suite!

Jugdish said...

after 9/11


Spiff: think of all the suite airplane jokes we can make

Lp: I don't see the humor in that

blue said...

after 9/11


Spiff: look at the bright side, at least it didn't happen in LA.

Keith S said...

after 9/11

At least you got to go home early that day

Meiz said...

Keith, find me some more free magazine subscriptions.

Keith S said...

You already got the Popular Science, right? That one was listed again yesterday

Keith S said...

I saw the SI one yesterday, but SI sucks

Jugdish said...

Here is a free subscription to OSQ

ToddPacker said...

"Buccaneers' Orange unis. Yes or No?"

no

tem said...

why do you need a free mag when you can read the daily stache?

tem said...

yes to bucs orange.

tem said...

Aug 3 2009 | 6:13:37 pm
Bucs CB Elbert Mack continues to impress in his bid to win the open nickel back spot.


Aug 3 2009 | 6:53:09 pm
Bucs QB Luke McCown completed a 45-yard pass to WR Kelly Campbell down the left sideline in 11-on-11. Campbell beat CB Elbert Mack on the "go" route.

ToddPacker said...

what the hell is the point of the college football mock draft going on at wwl right now?

blue said...

impressive

tem said...

"what the hell is the point of the college football mock draft going on at wwl right now?"

seemingly to piss people off.

tem said...

tem movie review has been added.

tem said...

"The Arena Football League soon will announce that it is folding, multiple media outlets reported Monday."


damn, no more mini football.

blue said...

good review

blue said...

"damn, no more mini football"

there is always the UFL...but i think they play with a regulation sized football

ToddPacker said...

"tem movie review has been added"

funny

tem said...

UFL is outdoor and not in Columbus.

tem said...

2nd row mid field seats were HDH for AFL. lots of fun.

isiah thompson said...

damn, no more mini football.

EP, vidyeo tape yourself playing football so tem can get his fix of mini-football.

Jugdish said...

EP, vidyeo tape yourself playing football so tem can get his fix of mini-football.



uncle rico style

tem said...

great idear

isiah thompson said...

but don't put the camera on a tri-pod or he'll never see you.

Beth said...

"tem movie review has been added"

Wait, Keven Spacey is Keyser Soze and Bruce Willis is dead?!? Thanks for ruining those movies for me Tem.

S

tem said...

i new someone would be pissed about the spoilers.

blue said...

bruce willis has a new movie that looks really dumb but good coming out soon

blue said...

he saves the world or some shit

Jugdish said...

is he in a big building?

bare foot?

blue said...

2 little girls in Funny people, same kids as in Knocked up...both Apatow's kids, and his wife is their mom, same chick as in knocked up.

blue said...

"is he in a big building?

bare foot?"


close, but i find the die hard story line unrealistic. I mean seriously if he was in a building like that, the terrorists would have just hit it with an airplane and been done.

tem said...

not funny

/L p

Jugdish said...

didn't the terroists want money? hard to collect if you're dead

tem said...

"Have we established if I'm posting thursday? If so I need axsess*"

freak hasn't even commented since his post has he?

i think at this point it might be safe to say that freak ain't posting on thursday.

isiah thompson said...

I missed the LP joke. (ns)

please advice

LP as in Little Person?

tem said...

"didn't the terroists want money? hard to collect if you're dead"

they could put a lein against the estate.

blue said...

"didn't the terroists want money? hard to collect if you're dead"

i think they were trying to steal bearer bonds, same principle if you hit it with a plane, that would have opened the safe.

isiah thompson said...

freak has been voted off the island.

blue said...

you ask for a miracle...ladies and gentlemen i give you the F...B...I

tem said...

el pad said he has like size 12 and a half shoes.


so as. said if his shoes are that big he must look like an 'L.'

Jugdish said...

I missed the LP joke. (ns)


Lp still makes me chuckle


ep is 5'5 1/2 with a size 12 shoe...so he is shaped like an L

Lp

isiah thompson said...

so as. said if his shoes are that big he must look like an 'L.'

hilarity


thanks and regards

blue said...

"I missed the LP joke"

say it out loud...el p

also he said he's shaped like an L because he has large feet and a short body

isiah thompson said...

yeah thanks Jug but I got it the first time, try to keep up.



s

isiah thompson said...

thanks Bleu, hadn't heard that before.


s

isiah thompson said...

emansky on LP, very rare and impressive.

congrats to all those involved.

tem said...

back to back to back national AAU champ-eee-ons.

blue said...

each comment added some new and better information

Meiz said...

"LP as in Little Person?"


You just inadvertently added another dimension.

Bravo!

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

i should make a kill list

Jugdish said...

getting shot in the knees would hurt

Meiz said...

"i should make a kill list"


Its nice having that to fall back on

blue said...

just scored a fleming's gift card from the big boss. i've been here a year now, i guess that's a big deal

isiah thompson said...

"he shot me....he shot me in my pinkie toe!"


name the movie

tem said...

i've found that making a do not kill is shorter and easier

tem said...

what is flemings?

isiah thompson said...

congrats bleu!

Meiz said...

Harlem Nights

blue said...

flemings = stake house

isiah thompson said...

nice work deke

Meiz said...

"what is flemings?"


Jesus, temdrino. Your reader is overpaid.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

you guys are makimg a living off the short jokes

pretty good stuff lately

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

flemings is a restaurant in az, with games and steak

isiah thompson said...

pretty good stuff lately

thanks Lil' Buddy!

(s)

isiah thompson said...

no games at flemings, it's a nice place like a Morton's, although I think as. said he didn't care for it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mauer on rome right now. was talking about how he loves catching, said catch or catching a lot. found it hilarity due to kod's definition and him being on kod's team

isiah thompson said...

speaking of as. one of the chicks on Real and Chance 2 has Krohn's disease. NS

she tried 'splaining it to them and got ::hot sauce::

it's too bad the orange chick flipped out and got kicked off on the first show, she had potential.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

piazza loved catching to ya know

Jugdish said...

Stevelock Holmes

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

wow, that got out of hand quickly

Meiz said...

awesome

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

HAVING sex without a condom is good for your mental health, according to controversial research conducted by a leading Scottish psychologist. Professor Stuart Brody concludes that unprotected heterosexual sex can significantly boost men and women’s mental wellbeing. Conversely, Mr Brody claims that heterosexual sex with a condom is associated with poorer mental health, problems with dealing with stress and even conditions such as depression. “The more often people are using condoms independent of age, independent of the nature of their relationship, the greater use of immature defence mechanisms against stress. In contrast, the more often they have sex without condoms, the better their mental health and the more mature their mechanisms.”

Hopefully Travis Henry doesn't see this.

blue said...

dude in the Reggie Bush jersey fucked some shit up...damn

he's joining UFC

blue said...

damn, LP with another discussion about mental health

i guess 10% of the world uses condoms

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"Browns coach Eric Mangini said he has plans to rotate starting QB candidates Brady Quinn and Derek Anderson during the regular season. He added that he figures on keeping them both throughout the year."

that's healthy

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

pecan pie is delish

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

clinton sucked dick to get those journalists out

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

I don't think jug actually reads news. He just trolls around the internet looking for something/anything he can relate to an LOVr.

isiah thompson said...

is anyone watching that fat peoples love show on fox?

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

store braw.

that one dude was talking to shit to the first guy on his way out.

Completly ignoring the guy that just stomped his and his friend's ass.

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

awesome

isiah thompson said...

chocolate pecan pie is delish

*fized

Jugdish said...

He just trolls around the internet looking for something/anything he can relate to an LOVr.



sometimes

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

What is this chick, like 100?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

michael bolton is in THAT

isiah thompson said...

I just love his music....what's your favorite song?

Dick and Dubya finished on my mom's face said...

I celebrate his entire catalog.

isiah thompson said...

well done steve

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

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isiah thompson said...

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isiah thompson said...

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