Saturday, August 15, 2009

3 years and 849 posts later...

Three years ago on this day, we all got together, threw off the shackles of the man we called DB, and started this man cave of a blog.

(OK... it's a man cave with a smokin' hot occasionally swinging both ways chick that hangs out with us, which all man caves should have, I think.)

I'm not getting mushy over this. But really, I only have one thing to say to all of you people who visit and comment on this blog on a daily, or somewhat daily basis.

Do you people realize that you just spent the last three years of your life commenting over and over again on a blog? I mean, some of you have families and jobs and stuff, don't you? Really, what's with you people? You should be reading a book or something.

Of course, WADR to all of you.

I continue to be amazed that you all stuck around this long. It's actually mind-bottling. Thank you for entertaining all of us this long.

Happy anniversary, bitches! I will now type the following sentence in Hindi since Blogger lets me do that...

विवा ला रेवोलुशन

Translation... VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

124 comments:

Spaceman Spiff said...

orton had a solid debut

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck frank francisco

ToddPacker said...

nice job, rev

VIVA!

Beth said...

Nicely done Rev. You're so right in that it's hard to believe this has actually lasted 3 years. After fmbeth, this is actually my 2nd longest "relationship". (ns)

Honestly though, when I first started commenting here I was certain I'd be tired of it within a few months at most.

Of course I AM tired of it, but still can't leave for some reason. :-)

king tem said...

i can't believe rev remember what day we started this thing.

king tem said...

by the by i'll have completed step 2 of operation get deke madden cheap today.

Aitch said...

Your* highness, King Tem, how cheap is cheap and can you hook an H up too?

Aitch said...

Ok not to sound like a perv or nothin, but I just peeped game on the Heidi Montag playboy pics and wtf? She doesn't show anything. What's up with Playboy lately. First olivia munn, now heidi. Do they not show nude women any more? At this rate they'll be tamer than Maxim.

The Rev said...

i can't believe rev remember what day we started this thing.


Not that hard really. You go to the list of posts in blogger, click on the oldest link, and see what date the first post was.

I'm not that smrt.

The Rev said...

Believe me Beth... of all the people that hang out here, you are the one I am most surprised that stuck it out this long.

Pleasantly surprised, of course, since you have kept this from being a 100% sausage fest.

The Rev said...

H... completely agree. What's the point of being in Playboy if you're not going to show at least one boob?

She's a pinhead.

Spaceman Spiff said...

her boobs also looked smaller than they usually do in a bikini WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

LOV anniversary is the same day that I got hired at my job

Keith S said...

Another acronym for Tyler.... MPS

Keith S said...

Big question for rev is does he know his own wedding anniversary

Keith S said...

Anita Dark, yum

Keith S said...

Gina Carrano fight tonight is the main event. WFT?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gina Carrano fight tonight is the main event. WFT?"

biggest name on there for a casual fan, draws the most interest

Spaceman Spiff said...

knowshon sprained MCL, will be ready for the season opener though

The Rev said...

Big question for rev is does he know his own wedding anniversary


May 5th

Cinco de Mayo, now known as Sinko the Revo.

Keith S said...

"May 5th"

day after my birthday

Beth said...

I hope cmrev wasn't too near rev when he started throwing things around in the 9th inning today. Nice defense there Lidge...

Keith S said...

D Wright taken to the hospital after getting hit in the head. What a pussy, he had a helmet on.

Keith S said...

Lidge is turrible*

Keith S said...

Going here and then here tonight

Jugdish said...

rev, how do you say IN YOU FACE! in Hindi?

Keith S said...

We ended up not going to D&B last night. Went to some dive bar and sang karaoke. I sang "I'm an asshole"

ns

Keith S said...

ISBNS

isiah thompson said...

ISBNS


oh it's true....it's true.

isiah thompson said...

golf and nascar time

DET

isiah thompson said...

why is the PGA gay and not having Paddy and Tiger in the final group.

tweak the rules Poindexter.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"When asked if Wright could miss the rest of the season, New York manager Jerry Manuel said it's "a possibility" "

goddman

isiah thompson said...

east coast weather can EAD.

isiah thompson said...

On Friday, word started sweeping through the Internet that Simpson, fresh off a relationship with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has officially moved on and is dating Redskins quarterback Colt Brennan. The news hit celebrity blogs, sports blogs and even Hawaiian television.


sloppy seconds

Spaceman Spiff said...

colt denied it

Spaceman Spiff said...

and it would be sloppy 4ths

Spaceman Spiff said...

usain took that good juice, still didnt look like he was running hard 9.58 WR

ToddPacker said...

just got a 54" panasonic plasma for $1500... now i gotta figure out how to get the big ass rear projection 52" upstairs

ToddPacker said...

also gotta figure out how to hang this over the fireplace and hide all of the damn wires

isiah thompson said...

Paddy is pooping his pants again.

isiah thompson said...

just got a 54" panasonic plasma for $1500... now i gotta figure out how to get the big ass rear projection 52" upstairs

you'll break a hip old man.

hire some mexicans

isiah thompson said...

an 8 on a par 3 for Poopy Pants

yikes

isiah thompson said...

I wonder if kod packed a case of CL?

I'm not sure if he'll be able to find CL in the motherland.

isiah thompson said...

this jap is giving tiger all he can handle.

hory mackarar!

isiah thompson said...

Here comes the gook!

isiah thompson said...

for the record I was talking about the "real" gook and not Tiger.

isiah thompson said...

Tiger is playing like he has a fucking vajeen.

Keith S said...

Angels won 17-8 in 13 innings. Jeezaloo

Keith S said...

Tiger's done. That ball is in the deep stuff

isiah thompson said...

Tiger just lost.

hot-damn

isiah thompson said...

haters are going to have a field day with this.

Keith S said...

I bet EP would be watching this if this guy's name was YE Wang

Keith S said...

*LP

isiah thompson said...

I think because this guy is a gook he doesn't get the pressure aspect of it.

Keith S said...

gook is gonna drain it

Keith S said...

oh my

Keith S said...

That was the except* opposite of draining it

isiah thompson said...

Faldo is trying to jinx the living shit out of Tiger on every shot.

isiah thompson said...

Tiger hasn't made a putt all day.

Keith S said...

Faldo is a schmuck

Keith S said...

Jesus Tigger, make a putt

isiah thompson said...

hahhahahahaha, Faldo still trying to drive the final jinx nail in the coffin.

Keith S said...

Tiger's always good for some f-bombs

isiah thompson said...

ahahahahaaahhaha, Faldo!

Keith S said...

just the lip

isiah thompson said...

gooks always got that happy-go-lucky smirk on their faces.

it's awesome.

isiah thompson said...

Tiger hasn't risen all day, let's see what he's got.

isiah thompson said...

I don't think Nicklaus's stones dropped, that voice is HIGH.

isiah thompson said...

Yang is fucking nails.

Keith S said...

good finish to a tourney finally

isiah thompson said...

spiffg is playing his ass off.

Keith S said...

Yang said anything that tries their best and gives 100% has a chance to win a major.

Asians are smrt

Keith S said...

*anyone

isiah thompson said...

"Yang on his Woods"

"Woods goes limp because of Yanging"

possible headlines

isiah thompson said...

if Yang won at Augusta, would his "champions dinner" be dog filet? Mike Vick could MC the event.

isiah thompson said...

YANG!

isiah thompson said...

for real, he's too gooky to know about the pressure.

ns

Keith S said...

ballgame

isiah thompson said...

Yang is playing the role of T. Woods today.

isiah thompson said...

"Tiger Roll: Yang makes sushi out of Woods"

isiah thompson said...

all fucking day like that

Keith S said...

IN YOU FACE CABLANASIAN

isiah thompson said...

spiffg must be going fucking nuts right now.

isiah thompson said...

funny that 2 wins and a 2nd in 3 weeks will be seen as a disappointment.

Keith S said...

I had Wang* on the bench in GOLF PICKS all 4 rounds

isiah thompson said...

Tiger fell apart after the gook holed that eagle chip.

Tiger be* shook.

isiah thompson said...

you really picked Yang before the tourney started?

impressive

Keith S said...

Yeah picked him but played Goosen ahead of him all weekend

isiah thompson said...

Jim Nantz giggling like a school girl over Tiger losing.

Keith S said...

2001 Tiger would have made that

Keith S said...

Just fucking drain this

isiah thompson said...

Tiger should finish out first, let the gook have his moment.

Keith S said...

Take your ball out of the hole, bro

Keith S said...

jesus

Keith S said...

sank you vetty much

isiah thompson said...

I love when white folk don't know whether to bow to a gook.

makes for funny/awkward exchanges.

isiah thompson said...

oh shit, Nantz already pulling out the "slaying Tiger" comments.

jeebus chris

Keith S said...

That guy had to introduce himself as the president of the PGA. hilarity

isiah thompson said...

Kim Jong is ready to launch the Nuke now.

"IN ROUR FACE! AMERIRCA!"

Keith S said...

Gook doesn't realize that the PGA Championship is the least important major

isiah thompson said...

PGA Championship = skin cancer


bolth* are fake

isiah thompson said...

reached for comment Yang said: "this was for the guy Daniel-san beat in Karate Kid 2, IN YOU FACE DANIEL-SAN!"

isiah thompson said...

motherfuck.

Tiger bitched out on the mic?

weak-sauce Tiger

isiah thompson said...

nearly all the pga guys looked the same.

hilarity

Keith S said...

Dude has a chicken on his belt buckle

isiah thompson said...

I can't believe Tiger bitched out on the interview.

that's disappointing.

Keith S said...

No fucking way that trophy is heavier than the stanley cup

Keith S said...

Fucking translators

Keith S said...

I heard a "kim jong"

isiah thompson said...

Dude has a chicken on his belt buckle

Le Coq Sportif

Keith S said...

Le Coq Sportif


::le blank stare::

Keith S said...

Sounds like something LP would wear

isiah thompson said...

I think I might create and market a pencil thin set of sunglasses for gooks.

multi-billy* idear* right there

isiah thompson said...

Current ESPN headline:

"Rock out with your Coq out"

Keith S said...

"Current ESPN headline:

"Rock out with your Coq out""


Better than the one that they actually have right now

isiah thompson said...

Current ESPN Headling:

"Tiger chokes on Coq"

isiah thompson said...

every sports show topic tomorrow:

Did Tiger choke?

in a classic sense I say no.

In a Tiger sense I say hell yes.

Keith S said...

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Yangcoq

Keith S said...

MLB network just showed that D Wright beaning.

Keith S said...

DL for Wright

Keith S said...

Mess unis are awful

isiah thompson said...

Mess are awful

*easy fiz

Keith S said...

I think Tiger choked. +3 for the day and he was d-u-n when Yang chipped in for eagle. He didn't make any key shots all day

Meiz said...

Viva.

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