I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord. It only took her four months and me sending her a threatening letter for her to respond. I got four bucks interest too. I thought I was going to have a battle on my hands, but she just sent a check in an envelope with no return address. They are amateurs.
So the Pistons are going to hire a Cavs assistant coach. Makes cents*. They're already paying two coaches a ton of money, way break the banks for a washed up has-been (Collins).
World Wide Bleeder is now reporting that LeBron didn't talk to Ariza about getting an apartment together. Can you trust anything they report anymore? I'm going to go with no.
Jays are entertaining offers for Halladay. God, I hope he gets moved to the NL so he can win 25 games a year for my keeper team.
Manny gets ejected, Dodgers still shutdown the Menstropolitans. No World Series celebration for BB-Rod yesterday, cuz when you're down eight runs, you don't get a chance to close. Sorry EP, but I just hate that dude.
Dempster has an owie on his big toe, and will reportedly have robotic toe implant surgery later today to match his robo-arm. Sky-net approves.
Phillies watch Pedro work out. Excellent. Hopefully they sign him and Operation: Fuck Boston starts to effect their team, which starts the slow decline of the area. I am hoping the devastation leaves Pat's and Gino's as the only standing buildings in the vicinity and the city's name is changed to Cheesesteakville.
MJ was or was not in the coffin at Staples. I'm going with not in the coffin. Also, L.A. is broke and wants AEG to pay for Police presents* during the parade/funeral/whatever it was. AEG ain't havin' it. You can donate to the city on the Mayor's website. I am not shitting you. It's come to this.
What happened to Stevie Wonder? Dude was on top of the world; multi-platinum albums, Grammys out the ass, and now he just preforms one song every six months or so. How about working on an album?
Sigh. I really wish it was football season already.
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"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."
keef is jealous
"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."
WFT???
/keef
"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."
There are so many keith jokes to be made from this (hell, not only did Tyler get his deposit back but he got interest), and Steve isn't even here yet.
when I first read that line I thought it might be Monday and keef was posting.
"sending her a threatening letter"
that works both ways? get the fuck outta here!!
/keith
"I got four bucks interest too."
I'd settle for just four bucks!
/keef
"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."
Yeah, but Tyler didn't have csilok and hsilok over there all the time messing the place up!
/keith
ofp just doesn't have the same ring to it as ofb
it was my dog's fault i didn't get my deposit back
/keith
ofp just doesn't have the same ring to it as ofb
what if it was O:PHPH?
"ofp just doesn't have the same ring to it as ofb"
Maybe we should just go with the all-encompassing ofettinrf.
(= operation fuck every team that I'm not rooting for")
nahh...just the teams that i hate
Beth, your new pic is quite distracting.
So is distracting good or bad? :-)
And your pic doesn't show up, at least for me.
i keep clicking onto it to see the full size image. After the newness wears off i'll lose interest. That's been my MO in the past anyways.
I removed the Duke image from my pics. I figured i'd run with the red x for a little while.
I don't even get a red X showing up, just a blank skinny rectangle.
I know we've made jokes about it, but does anyone have any idea what has really happened to EP this week?
he really went to maryland
he had a hankerin for some softshell crab
aja
carmelo came out yesterday and said he was confident that the nuggets would make all the necessary moves to keep up with the lakers and the spurs.
yeah, that chris anderson signing was huge (s)
people around here keep mentioning the rockies trading for Roy Halladay because he's a local kid from here.
stop it. just stop it. no way are they trading for a 32 year old pitcher with a ton of mileage on his arm who wants a huge contract.
not saying he wouldn't be worth it, but the management isn't going down that road.
unless the jays take Atkins
"he really went to maryland"
Oh ok, thought that was a joke before. "AJA" was useful here.
local talk radio guy here was bitching about the Astros not getting in on the Halladay talks...that is funny on multiple levels.
I could see it now...the phone rings on the desk of the GM for the Jays...he looks down at the caller ID and sees "Wade, Ed" and just starts laughing.
RE: Halladay to the Rockies; didn't they trade Holiday because he was going to ask for too much money at the end of the year? Then they're going to trade for Halladay and get in the same situation? You're right, it doesn't make cents.
By the way, they should have kept Holiday and traded for Halladay so they could have the Holiday/Halladay connection.
Yeah, it going to be interesting to see where he lands and what the Jays get back for him.
I'm a little disappointed that the Dodgers don't have prospects that the Jays are interested in. ESPN said they'd have to give them Kershaw or Billingsly, and that ain't happening.
According to Matt Holiday's Bible Page, under "Oakland Athletics":
"He began working with Mark McGwire as his hitting coach during the 2009 offseason."
Yep, he's tainted now.
If the Phils sign Halladay ------>
"He began working with Mark McGwire as his hitting coach during the 2009 offseason."
Don't worry about it, just take it.
/Big Mac
"RE: Halladay to the Rockies; didn't they trade Holiday because he was going to ask for too much money at the end of the year? Then they're going to trade for Halladay and get in the same situation? You're right, it doesn't make cents"
and the fact that he was getting old and they didn't want to make a long term commitment to an older guy...i.e Todd Helton who is like 47 and still has 4 years left on his contract.
plus the monforts have said they'll never spend a lot on a pitcher again...not after the mike hampton and denny neagle debacles.
""He began working with Mark McGwire as his hitting coach during the 2009 offseason."
Yep, I'm El Padrino now"
*fized
i was going to let that past since it had been quite a while since we discussed the monster mac/holliday combo
spiff is roofless
Try harder next time
nice post tyler
"No World Series celebration for BB-Rod yesterday, cuz when you're down eight runs, you don't get a chance to close. Sorry EP, but I just hate that dude."
i'm not a big fan either.... way too much celebration for just doing your job
mess need a new nickname... something worst* then* Mess
that's right... double asterisk
"stop it. just stop it. no way are they trading for a 32 year old pitcher with a ton of mileage on his arm who wants a huge contract."
THANK YOU. The morons on the radio keep stumping for Roy. He's just not worth it. The farm iS nearly bare, and the Brewers would need to give up a fuckload of talent, PLUS try to pawn off Bill Hall.
Stop. It. Now.
halladay will end up in Boston/NY/Chicago
one of those, not all 3
the nationals should call the bluejays, just for fun
Not Chicago.
I like to think that would be one of 2 scenarios where the Brewers would empty the cabinet for Halladay. Just to keep him out of Chicago or St. Louis
dubai is redonk
there is another team in Chicago that is looking for pitching help
Emma Watson is turning into a little harlot. I like it.
"there is another team in Chicago that is looking for pitching help"
I'm not really looking at them as a team that would make a push
old news, she accidentally showed her bush over a year ago
this pic of adriana lima is the worse
warning: possible dreamcrusher
"old news, she accidentally showed her bush over a year ago"
Kinda, but not really.
Also...So?
"this pic of adriana lima is the worse
warning: possible dreamcrusher"
Thank you for that one. Over ray ted
lima bean
crazy bitch who included her picture on her resume never showed up for her interview.
she knew you just would have fired her
"crazy bitch who included her picture on her resume never showed up for her interview."
Suite
Did I ever post the "Actual Interview Answers" column?
there sure are a lot of shitty candidates out there for jobs...
fuck this job market
I could use a job
i've got one
i asked a guy the typical "where do you see yourself in 3-5 years, what kind of career do you want"
and he answered "well, i want to be in the FBI, actually, i just got accepted into the program and i'm just waiting for them to do the final paperwork which takes a few months"
wft?
I might be underqualified, but at least you know what you're getting.
another good one, same question
"i really would be like to managing a hedge fund"
really? wouldn't we all.
"Did I ever post the "Actual Interview Answers" column?"
Yes
"i really would be like to managing a hedge fund"
That would be suite if that's exactly how they said it
Beth...do it
keef...who ya betting on for the streak today?
I took Tyler getting his security deposit back over Keef getting his security deposit back on the espn streak...
suite
good choice jug
i had .35 sportscents on that
"Beth...do it"
I was almost scared to click on that link, who knows what it could've been.
After checking out the link though I have to ask, who the hell is Randy Rogers? Never heard of him. Although Chastain is a GREAT place to go to a concert.
who the hell is Randy Rogers?
Randy Rogers Band is Texas country...or basically country rock. they kind of have a steve earl sound to them. They started getting some national attention in the last couple of years...i like em.
I gotta dookie
randy rogers was injured in an ATV accident and now he's christopher reevesish
Why EP went to maryland
"keef...who ya betting on for the streak today?"
I didn't pick one for today. I almost picked Manny to have more than 1 total base, but decided not to pick any today
Maybe this is why EP isn't here
Maybe this is why noone is commenting this week
Kanye West (the rapper) has approached Wimbledon champ Serena Williams to be his tennis coach.
kanye wants to hit that, silverback style
I didn't laugh at that
eteo
"kanye wants to hit that, silverback style"
gross
ep is now devoting all of his time to creating a blog for the NY Liberty...that's why he isn't here.
It's almost 123456789 time here
I'm so excited
I'm so scared
A medical examiner says the killing of NFL quarterback Steve McNair was most likely murder-suicide carried out by his girlfriend.
INSOS
We suck.
Where's EP and his America hating antics?
Buster Olney said on wwl that he expects Halladay to wind up in Philly, so that's the least likely destination.
rev
Ha, I got it twice this week
I will not be happy with Halladay in Philly
Italian forward Andrea Bargnani was signed by the Toronto Raptors to a five-year contract extension on Wednesday, reported to be worth about $50 million over five seasons starting in 2010-11
That seems dumb
Dykstra filing for Chapter 11
block
damn
Nice fuckin' jeans, homo
Thanks
Why do the kids wear womens jeans these days
mom jeans?
they think McNair was asleep when she shot him
The Angels are joining in on the fun:
"LA Times is reporting that the Angels are planning on blowing away the competition in order to get Roy Halladay. Their package could include Jared Weaver, Brandon Wood, Trevor Reckling or Jordan Walden and then someone like Erick Aybar or Howie Kendrick."
"mom jeans?"
Low waisted skinny jeans.
NS
These kids are all fags
"they think McNair was asleep when she shot him"
Was he wearing pajamas?
"Was he wearing pajamas?"
Not unfunny
"MJ facebook update."
I still fail to see the humor in this.
/EP
Golf trip scheduled for August. Suite
"The Angels are joining in on the fun"
suite
Something you should never hear:
Bill O'Reilly is a class act
steve is back from the dl
class act had kid 'n play in it, watched it whenever it was on cable back in the day
ep will support the new player's union prez
suite i can drop frasor now
EP loves him some Weiner
"Was he wearing pajamas?"
Hilarity
I pictured him sleeping on the couch with a pair of those feet pajamas on with the Titans logo that has a zipper that goes from the neck all the way down to the ankle.
maybe he was a loud snorer
I think I'm gonna start harassing bossman on the huffington post
When is your bra sales interview?
Not sure. Waiting on him to call.
Should call tomorrow
"Not sure. Waiting on him to call."
You gotta call him.
FALSE. meiz is in high demand, the guy will call meiz
do you know about the cup sizes meiz?
"FALSE. meiz is in high demand, the guy will call meiz"
Ah yes. I forgot about that
"FALSE. meiz is in high demand, the guy will call meiz"
You got it.
He said he would call me by Thursday night.
I'm not gonna sweat it
Yeah, no biggie. A job with a big pay increase is a dime a dozen
and medical benefits are overrated
they got the A, the B, the C, the D, and the Double D...that's the biggest
Goddman pirates
"Yeah, no biggie. A job with a big pay increase is a dime a dozen"
Who said there's a big pay increase?
Heck, who says there's even a pay increase at all?
Willie got suspended
maybe its straight commission. did the guy tell you what you will be selling?
mEEz will be selling Amway products by the end of next week.
selling knives door to door would not end well with meiz's rage
"Who said there's a big pay increase?"
UPS store lackey <<<<< any kind of sales, in terms of money.
If you can sell.
ahiik
mize can go door to door and sell Tupperware and tell people about how they would have won state if coach had let him on the team.
"maybe its straight commission. did the guy tell you what you will be selling?"
Nope.
Sketchy.
toasted marshmallow milkshake on 'best thing i ever ate' last night looked suite. dude who picked it drank 3
Are those like Etchasketches?
"UPS store lackey <<<<< any kind of sales, in terms of money."
How do you know?
nerve seen best thing I ever ate
"How do you know?"
Because I've been in sales.
"Because I've been in sales."
That means nothing to me
i would be broke if i ever went into sales
I don't know a single person that has or has held a job in sales, long term. Everybody quits.
Well if you suck as a salesman, then yeah, you'll probably make more at UPS
volstad wouldve been a grate* choice this week
"I don't know a single person that has or has held a job in sales, long term. Everybody quits."
Yeah, there's high turnover because it can be a stressful yob. But you can also make way more money.
Cubs lose
yay
Wow. Some bumbling fool just called here for me looking to interview me for shady sounding shit.
Mize is in demand
good job meiz
Yes! 6 foot tall Asian lady strikes again!
In the U.S. population, about 14.5% of all men are six feet or taller.
Interesting
Among CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, 58% are six feet or taller.
Sorry, EP.
"In the U.S. population, about 14.5% of all men are six feet or taller."
I figured it would be higher
3.9% are 6'2" or taller
I am one tired dude
Hooray
I got 2 medium pizzas for $10.55 today
from where
re: megan fox
"But the star's start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
"He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her."
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.'""
its in his spank bank
She 8A4RE2
"I got 2 medium pizzas for $10.55 today"
could have gotten 2 larges at little caesars
Ho-larity
"from where"
The Hut
"could have gotten 2 larges at little caesars"
No Little Caesars around here
I used a 4 year old coupon
home time
the fuck is the hut?
/ep
Boooooooooooooo, Nike
google developing their own OS
probly be suite
fuck david aardsma
"fuck david aardsma"
Yes. Not because I have him, but because the guy I'm playing has Sherrill
"google developing their own OS
probly be suite"
Saw that. I'm quite interested.
El Pollo Loco coupon
mess are winning
EP's favorite person died
i did not die.
I didn't know Oscar Mayer was an actual person
or is that a link about EP, he might be his favorite.
Yahoo has free live scoring now!
IN YOU FACE, ESPN!
i am tired already and it isn't even 9pm EST.
"i did not die."
I meant to ask where you were a few times today, but I forgot.
Man up, Tem
i am in virginia.
south of DC
WFT are you doing there?
Working?
I cry for Mike
I cry for Mike
I cry for Mike
i am in virginia.
how's that humidity treating you?
Yahoo has free live scoring now!
no more stattracker?
humidty is fine here.
yes, i am working.
weather here is pretty much the same as it was in ohio.
ns
"Yahoo has free live scoring now!"
Suite.
"I got 2 medium pizzas for $10.55 today"
so you have food for the next two weeks....nice.
block
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