Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Smooth Criminal.

I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord. It only took her four months and me sending her a threatening letter for her to respond. I got four bucks interest too. I thought I was going to have a battle on my hands, but she just sent a check in an envelope with no return address. They are amateurs.

So the Pistons are going to hire a Cavs assistant coach. Makes cents*. They're already paying two coaches a ton of money, way break the banks for a washed up has-been (Collins).

World Wide Bleeder is now reporting that LeBron didn't talk to Ariza about getting an apartment together. Can you trust anything they report anymore? I'm going to go with no.

Jays are entertaining offers for Halladay. God, I hope he gets moved to the NL so he can win 25 games a year for my keeper team.

Manny gets ejected, Dodgers still shutdown the Menstropolitans. No World Series celebration for BB-Rod yesterday, cuz when you're down eight runs, you don't get a chance to close. Sorry EP, but I just hate that dude.

Dempster has an owie on his big toe, and will reportedly have robotic toe implant surgery later today to match his robo-arm. Sky-net approves.

Phillies watch Pedro work out. Excellent. Hopefully they sign him and Operation: Fuck Boston starts to effect their team, which starts the slow decline of the area. I am hoping the devastation leaves Pat's and Gino's as the only standing buildings in the vicinity and the city's name is changed to Cheesesteakville.

MJ was or was not in the coffin at Staples. I'm going with not in the coffin. Also, L.A. is broke and wants AEG to pay for Police presents* during the parade/funeral/whatever it was. AEG ain't havin' it. You can donate to the city on the Mayor's website. I am not shitting you. It's come to this.

What happened to Stevie Wonder? Dude was on top of the world; multi-platinum albums, Grammys out the ass, and now he just preforms one song every six months or so. How about working on an album?

Sigh. I really wish it was football season already.

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JFreak said...

MJ facebook update.

Jugdish said...

"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."


keef is jealous

Jugdish said...

"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."



WFT???


/keef

Beth said...

"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."

There are so many keith jokes to be made from this (hell, not only did Tyler get his deposit back but he got interest), and Steve isn't even here yet.

Jugdish said...

when I first read that line I thought it might be Monday and keef was posting.

Steve said...

"sending her a threatening letter"


that works both ways? get the fuck outta here!!


/keith

Jugdish said...

"I got four bucks interest too."


I'd settle for just four bucks!



/keef

Beth said...

"I finally got my deposit back from my previous landlord."

Yeah, but Tyler didn't have csilok and hsilok over there all the time messing the place up!

/keith

blue said...

ofp just doesn't have the same ring to it as ofb

blue said...

it was my dog's fault i didn't get my deposit back

/keith

Jugdish said...

ofp just doesn't have the same ring to it as ofb



what if it was O:PHPH?

Beth said...

"ofp just doesn't have the same ring to it as ofb"

Maybe we should just go with the all-encompassing ofettinrf.

(= operation fuck every team that I'm not rooting for")

Jugdish said...

nahh...just the teams that i hate

Steve said...

Beth, your new pic is quite distracting.

Beth said...

So is distracting good or bad? :-)

And your pic doesn't show up, at least for me.

Steve said...

i keep clicking onto it to see the full size image. After the newness wears off i'll lose interest. That's been my MO in the past anyways.


I removed the Duke image from my pics. I figured i'd run with the red x for a little while.

Beth said...

I don't even get a red X showing up, just a blank skinny rectangle.

Beth said...

I know we've made jokes about it, but does anyone have any idea what has really happened to EP this week?

blue said...

he really went to maryland

blue said...

he had a hankerin for some softshell crab

blue said...

aja

blue said...

carmelo came out yesterday and said he was confident that the nuggets would make all the necessary moves to keep up with the lakers and the spurs.



yeah, that chris anderson signing was huge (s)

blue said...

people around here keep mentioning the rockies trading for Roy Halladay because he's a local kid from here.

stop it. just stop it. no way are they trading for a 32 year old pitcher with a ton of mileage on his arm who wants a huge contract.

not saying he wouldn't be worth it, but the management isn't going down that road.

blue said...

unless the jays take Atkins

Beth said...

"he really went to maryland"

Oh ok, thought that was a joke before. "AJA" was useful here.

Jugdish said...

local talk radio guy here was bitching about the Astros not getting in on the Halladay talks...that is funny on multiple levels.

Jugdish said...

I could see it now...the phone rings on the desk of the GM for the Jays...he looks down at the caller ID and sees "Wade, Ed" and just starts laughing.

Tyler said...

RE: Halladay to the Rockies; didn't they trade Holiday because he was going to ask for too much money at the end of the year? Then they're going to trade for Halladay and get in the same situation? You're right, it doesn't make cents.

By the way, they should have kept Holiday and traded for Halladay so they could have the Holiday/Halladay connection.

Tyler said...

Yeah, it going to be interesting to see where he lands and what the Jays get back for him.

I'm a little disappointed that the Dodgers don't have prospects that the Jays are interested in. ESPN said they'd have to give them Kershaw or Billingsly, and that ain't happening.

Tyler said...

According to Matt Holiday's Bible Page, under "Oakland Athletics":

"He began working with Mark McGwire as his hitting coach during the 2009 offseason."

Yep, he's tainted now.

Jugdish said...

If the Phils sign Halladay ------>

Jugdish said...

"He began working with Mark McGwire as his hitting coach during the 2009 offseason."



Don't worry about it, just take it.


/Big Mac

blue said...

"RE: Halladay to the Rockies; didn't they trade Holiday because he was going to ask for too much money at the end of the year? Then they're going to trade for Halladay and get in the same situation? You're right, it doesn't make cents"


and the fact that he was getting old and they didn't want to make a long term commitment to an older guy...i.e Todd Helton who is like 47 and still has 4 years left on his contract.

blue said...

plus the monforts have said they'll never spend a lot on a pitcher again...not after the mike hampton and denny neagle debacles.

Spaceman Spiff said...

""He began working with Mark McGwire as his hitting coach during the 2009 offseason."

Yep, I'm El Padrino now"

*fized

blue said...

i was going to let that past since it had been quite a while since we discussed the monster mac/holliday combo

blue said...

spiff is roofless

Keith S said...

Try harder next time

ToddPacker said...

nice post tyler

ToddPacker said...

"No World Series celebration for BB-Rod yesterday, cuz when you're down eight runs, you don't get a chance to close. Sorry EP, but I just hate that dude."

i'm not a big fan either.... way too much celebration for just doing your job

ToddPacker said...

mess need a new nickname... something worst* then* Mess

ToddPacker said...

that's right... double asterisk

Meiz said...

"stop it. just stop it. no way are they trading for a 32 year old pitcher with a ton of mileage on his arm who wants a huge contract."


THANK YOU. The morons on the radio keep stumping for Roy. He's just not worth it. The farm iS nearly bare, and the Brewers would need to give up a fuckload of talent, PLUS try to pawn off Bill Hall.

Stop. It. Now.

blue said...

halladay will end up in Boston/NY/Chicago

blue said...

one of those, not all 3

blue said...

the nationals should call the bluejays, just for fun

Meiz said...

Not Chicago.

I like to think that would be one of 2 scenarios where the Brewers would empty the cabinet for Halladay. Just to keep him out of Chicago or St. Louis

Spaceman Spiff said...

dubai is redonk

blue said...

there is another team in Chicago that is looking for pitching help

Meiz said...

Emma Watson is turning into a little harlot. I like it.

Meiz said...

"there is another team in Chicago that is looking for pitching help"


I'm not really looking at them as a team that would make a push

Spaceman Spiff said...

old news, she accidentally showed her bush over a year ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

this pic of adriana lima is the worse

warning: possible dreamcrusher

Meiz said...

"old news, she accidentally showed her bush over a year ago"


Kinda, but not really.

Also...So?

Meiz said...

"this pic of adriana lima is the worse

warning: possible dreamcrusher"


Thank you for that one. Over ray ted

blue said...

lima bean

blue said...

crazy bitch who included her picture on her resume never showed up for her interview.

Keith S said...

she knew you just would have fired her

Meiz said...

"crazy bitch who included her picture on her resume never showed up for her interview."


Suite

Meiz said...

Did I ever post the "Actual Interview Answers" column?

blue said...

there sure are a lot of shitty candidates out there for jobs...

fuck this job market

Meiz said...

I could use a job

blue said...

i've got one

i asked a guy the typical "where do you see yourself in 3-5 years, what kind of career do you want"

and he answered "well, i want to be in the FBI, actually, i just got accepted into the program and i'm just waiting for them to do the final paperwork which takes a few months"

wft?

Meiz said...

I might be underqualified, but at least you know what you're getting.

blue said...

another good one, same question

"i really would be like to managing a hedge fund"

really? wouldn't we all.

Keith S said...

"Did I ever post the "Actual Interview Answers" column?"

Yes

Keith S said...

"i really would be like to managing a hedge fund"


That would be suite if that's exactly how they said it

Jugdish said...

Beth...do it

Jugdish said...

keef...who ya betting on for the streak today?

Jugdish said...

I took Tyler getting his security deposit back over Keef getting his security deposit back on the espn streak...


suite

blue said...

good choice jug

blue said...

i had .35 sportscents on that

Beth said...

"Beth...do it"

I was almost scared to click on that link, who knows what it could've been.

After checking out the link though I have to ask, who the hell is Randy Rogers? Never heard of him. Although Chastain is a GREAT place to go to a concert.

Jugdish said...

who the hell is Randy Rogers?


Randy Rogers Band is Texas country...or basically country rock. they kind of have a steve earl sound to them. They started getting some national attention in the last couple of years...i like em.

Meiz said...

I gotta dookie

blue said...

randy rogers was injured in an ATV accident and now he's christopher reevesish

Keith S said...

Why EP went to maryland

Keith S said...

"keef...who ya betting on for the streak today?"


I didn't pick one for today. I almost picked Manny to have more than 1 total base, but decided not to pick any today

Keith S said...

Maybe this is why EP isn't here

Keith S said...

Maybe this is why noone is commenting this week

Keith S said...

Kanye West (the rapper) has approached Wimbledon champ Serena Williams to be his tennis coach.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kanye wants to hit that, silverback style

Keith S said...

I didn't laugh at that



eteo

Meiz said...

"kanye wants to hit that, silverback style"

gross

Jugdish said...

ep is now devoting all of his time to creating a blog for the NY Liberty...that's why he isn't here.

Keith S said...

It's almost 123456789 time here

Keith S said...

I'm so excited

Keith S said...

I'm so scared

Keith S said...

A medical examiner says the killing of NFL quarterback Steve McNair was most likely murder-suicide carried out by his girlfriend.


INSOS

Meiz said...

We suck.

Where's EP and his America hating antics?

Aitch said...

Buster Olney said on wwl that he expects Halladay to wind up in Philly, so that's the least likely destination.

Keith S said...

rev

Keith S said...

Ha, I got it twice this week

Meiz said...

I will not be happy with Halladay in Philly

Keith S said...

Italian forward Andrea Bargnani was signed by the Toronto Raptors to a five-year contract extension on Wednesday, reported to be worth about $50 million over five seasons starting in 2010-11


That seems dumb

Keith S said...

Dykstra filing for Chapter 11

Jugdish said...

block

Keith S said...

damn

Meiz said...

Nice fuckin' jeans, homo

Keith S said...

Thanks

Meiz said...

Why do the kids wear womens jeans these days

Keith S said...

mom jeans?

Jugdish said...

they think McNair was asleep when she shot him

Meiz said...

The Angels are joining in on the fun:

"LA Times is reporting that the Angels are planning on blowing away the competition in order to get Roy Halladay. Their package could include Jared Weaver, Brandon Wood, Trevor Reckling or Jordan Walden and then someone like Erick Aybar or Howie Kendrick."

Meiz said...

"mom jeans?"


Low waisted skinny jeans.

NS


These kids are all fags

Keith S said...

"they think McNair was asleep when she shot him"

Was he wearing pajamas?

Meiz said...

"Was he wearing pajamas?"


Not unfunny

Meiz said...

"MJ facebook update."


I still fail to see the humor in this.



/EP

Keith S said...

Golf trip scheduled for August. Suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Angels are joining in on the fun"

suite

Meiz said...

Something you should never hear:


Bill O'Reilly is a class act

Jugdish said...

steve is back from the dl

Spaceman Spiff said...

class act had kid 'n play in it, watched it whenever it was on cable back in the day

Jugdish said...

ep will support the new player's union prez

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite i can drop frasor now

Keith S said...

EP loves him some Weiner

Jugdish said...

"Was he wearing pajamas?"

Hilarity

I pictured him sleeping on the couch with a pair of those feet pajamas on with the Titans logo that has a zipper that goes from the neck all the way down to the ankle.

blue said...

maybe he was a loud snorer

Meiz said...

I think I'm gonna start harassing bossman on the huffington post

Keith S said...

When is your bra sales interview?

Meiz said...

Not sure. Waiting on him to call.

Meiz said...

Should call tomorrow

Keith S said...

"Not sure. Waiting on him to call."


You gotta call him.

Spaceman Spiff said...

FALSE. meiz is in high demand, the guy will call meiz

blue said...

do you know about the cup sizes meiz?

Keith S said...

"FALSE. meiz is in high demand, the guy will call meiz"

Ah yes. I forgot about that

Meiz said...

"FALSE. meiz is in high demand, the guy will call meiz"


You got it.

He said he would call me by Thursday night.

I'm not gonna sweat it

Keith S said...

Yeah, no biggie. A job with a big pay increase is a dime a dozen

Keith S said...

and medical benefits are overrated

blue said...

they got the A, the B, the C, the D, and the Double D...that's the biggest

Keith S said...

Goddman pirates

Meiz said...

"Yeah, no biggie. A job with a big pay increase is a dime a dozen"


Who said there's a big pay increase?

Meiz said...

Heck, who says there's even a pay increase at all?

Meiz said...

Willie got suspended

Jugdish said...

maybe its straight commission. did the guy tell you what you will be selling?

Jugdish said...

mEEz will be selling Amway products by the end of next week.

blue said...

selling knives door to door would not end well with meiz's rage

Keith S said...

"Who said there's a big pay increase?"

UPS store lackey <<<<< any kind of sales, in terms of money.

If you can sell.

Keith S said...

ahiik

Keith S said...

mize can go door to door and sell Tupperware and tell people about how they would have won state if coach had let him on the team.

Meiz said...

"maybe its straight commission. did the guy tell you what you will be selling?"


Nope.

Sketchy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

toasted marshmallow milkshake on 'best thing i ever ate' last night looked suite. dude who picked it drank 3

Keith S said...

Are those like Etchasketches?

Meiz said...

"UPS store lackey <<<<< any kind of sales, in terms of money."


How do you know?

Keith S said...

nerve seen best thing I ever ate

Keith S said...

"How do you know?"

Because I've been in sales.

Meiz said...

"Because I've been in sales."

That means nothing to me

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would be broke if i ever went into sales

Meiz said...

I don't know a single person that has or has held a job in sales, long term. Everybody quits.

Keith S said...

Well if you suck as a salesman, then yeah, you'll probably make more at UPS

Spaceman Spiff said...

volstad wouldve been a grate* choice this week

Keith S said...

"I don't know a single person that has or has held a job in sales, long term. Everybody quits."

Yeah, there's high turnover because it can be a stressful yob. But you can also make way more money.

Keith S said...

Cubs lose

Meiz said...

yay

Meiz said...

Wow. Some bumbling fool just called here for me looking to interview me for shady sounding shit.




Mize is in demand

blue said...

good job meiz

Meiz said...

Yes! 6 foot tall Asian lady strikes again!

Keith S said...

In the U.S. population, about 14.5% of all men are six feet or taller.

Interesting

Keith S said...

Among CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, 58% are six feet or taller.


Sorry, EP.

Meiz said...

"In the U.S. population, about 14.5% of all men are six feet or taller."

I figured it would be higher

Keith S said...

3.9% are 6'2" or taller

Meiz said...

I am one tired dude

Meiz said...

Hooray

Meiz said...

I got 2 medium pizzas for $10.55 today

Keith S said...

from where

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: megan fox
"But the star's start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
"He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her."
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.'""

its in his spank bank

Keith S said...

She 8A4RE2

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I got 2 medium pizzas for $10.55 today"

could have gotten 2 larges at little caesars

Keith S said...

Ho-larity

Meiz said...

"from where"


The Hut

Meiz said...

"could have gotten 2 larges at little caesars"


No Little Caesars around here



I used a 4 year old coupon

Meiz said...

home time

Keith S said...

the fuck is the hut?


/ep

Keith S said...

Boooooooooooooo, Nike

Spaceman Spiff said...

google developing their own OS

probly be suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck david aardsma

Keith S said...

"fuck david aardsma"

Yes. Not because I have him, but because the guy I'm playing has Sherrill

Meiz said...

"google developing their own OS

probly be suite"


Saw that. I'm quite interested.

Keith S said...

El Pollo Loco coupon

Keith S said...

mess are winning

Keith S said...

EP's favorite person died

tem said...

i did not die.

Meiz said...

I didn't know Oscar Mayer was an actual person

tem said...

or is that a link about EP, he might be his favorite.

Meiz said...

Yahoo has free live scoring now!

IN YOU FACE, ESPN!

tem said...

i am tired already and it isn't even 9pm EST.

Meiz said...

"i did not die."

I meant to ask where you were a few times today, but I forgot.

Meiz said...

Man up, Tem

tem said...

i am in virginia.

tem said...

south of DC

Meiz said...

WFT are you doing there?

Working?

isiah thompson said...

I cry for Mike
I cry for Mike
I cry for Mike

isiah thompson said...

i am in virginia.

how's that humidity treating you?

isiah thompson said...

Yahoo has free live scoring now!

no more stattracker?

tem said...

humidty is fine here.

yes, i am working.

tem said...

weather here is pretty much the same as it was in ohio.

ns

Keith S said...

"Yahoo has free live scoring now!"

Suite.

isiah thompson said...

"I got 2 medium pizzas for $10.55 today"


so you have food for the next two weeks....nice.

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

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