Friday, July 17, 2009

situational lefty

I'm incredibly busy but will give LOV the time of day out of love and loyalty. Last night my home pc started doing weird things like typing my comments backwards, then it ran the motor? for like 20 minutes, loud, then firefox crashed and then Itunes wouldn't work. Then I fixed it. I don't know how but at like 11pm it worked.

Wade should be stoked Boozer might be headed his way. It appears this will happen. David Lee to get that Portland offer he's been waiting for. Do you guys think that the Restricted Free Agent system in the NBA is A) good for the game and B) should baseball adapt something like this?

Wait John Daly golfs professionaly still? Man he's like Teflon. PGA doesn't take tour cards away for sleeping in Hooters? Has he ever broken the law? He's my favorite golfer, I'll watch him, not Tiger if he's involved in any tournament. John Daly : The Every Man's Golfer.

You think Tiger Woods drinks? If so what's his go to drink. And if he drinks beer does he drink Heinken or Sapporo? I need to know.

Shoe news, Wade part of Team Jumpman. No clue Nike owned Converse. I used to know all this shoe stuff but I grew up and can no longer afford 20 pairs of crispy Air Force One's, blanco on blanco as Fat Joe would say.

Financial News : Here's what happens when you don't have to mark down zero priced securities. I guess the Smith Barney sale helped. Could of had this had a buck. Shame on me.

Bombing in Indonesia. News outlets can just recycle those headlines. This happens often.

It's obvious the Mets can't compete for the division with that line-up but Wright, is right. Time to stop blaming those injuries. Shittier teams have won with lineups that people did a double take on. Just tie the cleats tight and play ball.

Giants report August 3rd.

Sports by Brooks was at the Dodger game last night.

That is all.

540 comments:

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Beth said...

I forget EP, what was our bet again on the Mess-Braves series? :-)

El Padrino said...

we'll bet the remainding 3 games

because i'm stupid and that's what i do

tem said...

from last night:

pay more for extra stuff in a blizzard???? i had no clue this was allowed.

i will try a tagalong blizzard today.

tem said...

now meeting time, then home, then hilton head.

i'll catch up in AD. or while at home packing for the trip.


by the by, won flannagans volleyball tourney. tem is an ath-a-lete. tem would do some damage in the LOV Olympics.

Beth said...

"we'll bet the remainding 3 games"

Works for me. How many days name and pic change? 3?

And good to see Franceour went back to his old self last night (0 for 4).

El Padrino said...

"And good to see Franceour went back to his old self last night (0 for 4)."


0-4, RBI

*fixed

El Padrino said...

3 days is fine

Beth said...

"tem would do some damage in the LOV Olympics."

That may not be much to brag about in volleyball considering you have heavy guys like Mize and Rev and short guys like EP and Kod that you'll be playing against...

El Padrino said...

pope broke his wrist

El Padrino said...

"That may not be much to brag about in volleyball considering you have heavy guys like Mize and Rev and short guys like EP and Kod that you'll be playing against..."

i'm a good volleyball player myself, just a natural at everything

Beth said...

And this may have already been discussed, but has anyone here seen Public Enemies? I saw it last night and thought it was decent but nothing great. And I surely didn't expect to say that I thought Christian Bale out-acted Johnny Depp.

Beth said...

"i'm a good volleyball player myself, just a natural at everything"


Yeah but what's your 40 time?

/TJW

El Padrino said...

Yeah but how much you bench?

/Guido



*fixed

blue said...

yeah, but how long is your dong

/ep

El Padrino said...

this is great stuff

and i agree, fuck gifts

Jugdish said...

unless you're getting them

El Padrino said...

unless it's cash

El Padrino said...

cash is king

Jugdish said...

cash is what the barber takes

El Padrino said...

mike Jackson and what he would look like in year 2000, published in 1985 by Ebony magazine

El Padrino said...

day of the dead

Jugdish said...

Sorry, I was busy working on my other blog. I don't go by Jug over there. I use a pen name for that one, Michael Ganci.

El Padrino said...

pay me

Jugdish said...

i will...i promise

El Padrino said...

me and the misses at coney island this past weekend

Jugdish said...

However I do deduct for spelling and grammar mistakes, so you actually owe me $34.

El Padrino said...

jokes with hot chicks are the better

El Padrino said...

check in mail

Beth said...

Anything with hot chicks are the better

*fixed

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

"I grew up and can no longer afford 20 pairs of crispy Air Force One's, blanco on blanco as Fat Joe would say."

Considering your debt, maybe you could never afford them

wadr

Meiz said...

"this is great stuff

and i agree, fuck gifts"


Big Daddy Drew/Big Daddy Balls/Balls Deep is always quality

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT jug

" NASA could put a man on the moon but didn't have the sense to keep the original video of the live TV transmission.

In an embarrassing acknowledgment, the space agency said Thursday that it must have erased the Apollo 11 moon footage years ago so that it could reuse the videotape."

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

"In an embarrassing acknowledgment, the space agency said Thursday that it must have erased the Apollo 11 moon footage years ago so that it could reuse the videotape."

That's probably worst than taping over porn

El Padrino said...

dumb scientists

Jugdish said...

WFT jug


that was before my time. I assure you I would not have let that happen.

Meiz said...

"situational lefty"


LOOGY is the preferred nomenclature

isiah thompson said...

And this may have already been discussed, but has anyone here seen Public Enemies? I saw it last night and thought it was decent but nothing great. And I surely didn't expect to say that I thought Christian Bale out-acted Johnny Depp.

that's disappointing to hear

isiah thompson said...

Big Daddy Drew/Big Daddy Balls/Balls Deep is always quality

fuck deadspin

deadspin sucks

Jugdish said...

Christian Bale is a great actor when he can concentrate on what he is doing if people aren't walking across the set.

isiah thompson said...

mike Jackson and what he would look like in year 2000, published in 1985 by Ebony magazine

looks like Lando Calrisian*

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

1/2 day in the office today. Suite

Aitch said...

Beth, thanks for no including me in your list of heavy people.

ns

Aitch said...

Turned on the 4-letter to watch sportscenter last night. They were showing women's softball. Thankfully Jenny Finch was on the mound. Godmann is she fine!

Meiz said...

I can't fucking stand new lady.

Aitch said...

I can't fucking stand life.

*fixed

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

I bet she can't stand you either

Keith S said...

$5 hat sale

Aitch said...

LOV be dead, you.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"1/2 day in the office today. Suite"

you know the deal, starts with a G and end with a Y

Keith S said...

"you know the deal, starts with a G and end with a Y"

Glory. Got it

Meiz said...

Stupid FB status of the day:

"My friend gave me the best advice..he said each day's and not a given right...would u live each moment like ur last.. if today was ur last day.."


Ummm, no. I would consider that horrible advice.

Keith S said...

I don't get to go home after the 1/2 day, though. Today is our graduation, so I have to go to that. But being there >>>>>>>>>>> than being in the office

Meiz said...

"I bet she can't stand you either"


I can only hope.

Keith S said...

If I lived like it was my last day, I would probably go do something that would get me put in prison

Meiz said...

"I can't fucking stand life.

*fixed"


This^

Meiz said...

"If I lived like it was my last day, I would probably go do something that would get me put in prison"


Exactly. Or something that would make me wind up dead.

Keith S said...

"Or something that would make me wind up dead."

Well if it was your last day on earth, that makes sense

Meiz said...

Everybody's mad busy, yo

isiah thompson said...

"My friend gave me the best advice..he said each day's and not a given right...would u live each moment like ur last.. if today was ur last day.."


if I knew today was my last day I might do some foul shit. Shit that if it wasn't my last day I'd regret doing it if I was still alive and/or still be living with the consequences of it.

isiah thompson said...

doing something stoopid on your last day i-2-i-2-i

impressive

isiah thompson said...

emansky approved

El Padrino said...

fuck hoes

Meiz said...

Mark Cuban insider trading case dismissed.

El Padrino said...

apple cakes for mortgage payments

isiah thompson said...

is tiger even gonna make the cut....wft


no tiger = no golf watching

Meiz said...

South American chick is back! I love her.

I usually get irritated when people don't speak english, but not with her. Good lord.

Meiz said...

I'm enjoying the level of panic in America right now. I like the outrage, too.

isiah thompson said...

I'm enjoying the level of panic in America right now. I like the outrage, too.

about what

El Padrino said...

"no tiger = no golf watching"

daly

Meiz said...

"about what"


WE'RE GOING SOCIALIST!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!


Somebody does this every day here. I think its hilarious.

Jugdish said...

you know the deal, starts with a G and end with a Y



seconded

Meiz said...

"daly"


Daly's been my boy since day 1. He's the reason I took up golf.

Aitch said...

Summer weather has finally come to Boston. 85 degrees, sunny and humid!

isiah thompson said...

TIGER........WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Daly's been my boy since day 1. He's the reason I took up golf."

shocking

isiah thompson said...

"Daly's been my boy since day 1. He's the reason I wake up in the morning."

*fized

Meiz said...

"Summer weather has finally come to Boston. 85 degrees, sunny and humid!"


We're in the 60s today. I like that.

isiah thompson said...

We're in the 60s today. I like that.

our weather is glorious as.well

Jugdish said...

looks like Yao is out for next year.

Meiz said...

Looks like Turnberry grew some teeth for the 2nd round.

Keith S said...

""Summer weather has finally come to Boston. 85 degrees, sunny and humid!""

We haven't seen 85 in almost a month

Keith S said...

"Looks like Turnberry grew some teeth for the 2nd round."

Need a little wind here!

Jugdish said...

We haven't seen 85 in almost a month


we do, but its usally about 2 AM

Jugdish said...

Need a little wind here!


You better pray to the gods of skinny punks...

Keith S said...

"we do, but its usally about 2 AM"

It's about 93 at 2am here.

Keith S said...

"You better pray to the gods of skinny punks..."

I'm just kidding. I don't really know where they live

Keith S said...

cmk tolt me if I can be home before 7pm PST tonight, there would be a surprise.

I hope it's a baked cake.

isiah thompson said...

cmk tolt me if I can be home before 7pm PST tonight, there would be a surprise.


A bad-ass game of Truth or Dare?

Jugdish said...

i bet she didn't specify PST...you should show up at 7 EST.

El Padrino said...

you graduate from college or something

Keith S said...

"A bad-ass game of Truth or Dare?"

I'd have to stop and get a branding iron

Jugdish said...

she is going to keef sanchez him as he walks in the door

blue said...

3-some


only explanation

Keith S said...

"you graduate from college or something"

Not not. But I work at a college where other people graduate.

Keith S said...

*Not now

Jugdish said...

there is a shit load of $5 hats...still looking through them

isiah thompson said...

maybe she wants you to take hsil cherry?

Keith S said...

"there is a shit load of $5 hats...still looking through them"

Yeah, I only got through 3 pages of them

Jugdish said...

Yeah, I only got through 3 pages of them


I stopped when I got to the team santa hats

Keith S said...

I already have an ASU santa hat


*hangs head in shame

Keith S said...

"maybe she wants you to take hsil cherry?"


Maybe

blue said...

does UoP have santa hats too?

Keith S said...

No idear. I don't have any UoP logo shit

El Padrino said...

gollum gone

suiteness

El Padrino said...

and i dispersed all his work to minions amonsgt me, saving the most important job for myself

isiah thompson said...

gollum gone


fired?

Keith S said...

Going to Poland

Jugdish said...

who will be in charge of eating garlic while he is gone?

isiah thompson said...

oh, I thought he was already there and he got fired while on vaca.

Meiz said...

"who will be in charge of eating garlic while he is gone?"


New lady can pick up the slack in that department. She only eats food that smells rank as fuck.

El Padrino said...

ghetto basket

Meiz said...

awesome

Keith S said...

1st product in the ghetto basket is grate*

Keith S said...

Nice round by Stricker today

Meiz said...

Probably gonna get a Bucks & a Badgers hat

Meiz said...

and possibly a Marshall hat

Keith S said...

No Breers hat?

Keith S said...

Daly in the clubhouse at even par. ISAS

Keith S said...

Tigger not gonna make the cut.

hahahahaha

IN YOU FACE, CABLANASIA

Meiz said...

"No Breers hat?"


Have you seen those awful Breers hats? They're either faggy, douchey, or ghetto.

El Padrino said...

minutes before the shooint inside the pac man strip club, 2 years ago, why did someone sit on this, dude got paid no?

Keith S said...

"Have you seen those awful Breers hats? They're either faggy, douchey, or ghetto."

Hey man, it's your team. They're all douchey.

El Padrino said...

"Report: Irish will play Army at Yankee Stadium"

way to make sure you win notre dame

El Padrino said...

144A sucks

Keith S said...

::sank my battleship::

Meiz said...

OK. I'm stopping at page 20 on the Lids sale

Jugdish said...

OK. I'm stopping at page 20 on the Lids sale



not getting the breers santa hat?

Keith S said...

"OK. I'm stopping at page 20 on the Lids sale"

Show 128 results per page

Meiz said...

"not getting the breers santa hat?"


Didn't see it.


These computers are so nice that you only get about 5 or 6 images per page

Keith S said...

I don't think there's a Breers santa hat.

But I might get the Bengals one.

s

Jugdish said...

These computers are so nice that you only get about 5 or 6 images per page


if you put another 128 mb of ram in there you should be able to get the rest of those images

Keith S said...

This is you mize

Meiz said...

That hat is horrid

Keith S said...

Gettin' this for cmk

Jugdish said...

this hat is more mize's style

Meiz said...

"this hat is more mize's style"


Yes. I enjoy looking like a buffoon

Jugdish said...

you'd be original...probably the only one with that hat

Keith S said...

mize could be a trucker

Keith S said...

This could fit EP

Jugdish said...

size 4

Jugdish said...

has anyone see the video of Daughtry singing an acoustic version of Poker Face? is that ep?

Jugdish said...

^this

Spaceman Spiff said...

nerve* seen it, hadn't even heard of it

Spaceman Spiff said...

wish i had sound on my comp

Jugdish said...

its actually not bad

Jugdish said...

sound is the better when listening to music videos.

El Padrino said...

that song is so awful

Jugdish said...

daughtry makes it ok sounding

Keith S said...

"that song is so awful"

^That^

Keith S said...

rev

Keith S said...

Mom who gave birth at 66 dies, leaves tots


That's nice of her. Kids love tots

El Padrino said...

are you gonna eat your tots

Jugdish said...

jug is working this weekend, that is not the better. getting off early tomorrow for a birthday party though

Keith S said...

Since I'm not working tw morning, we're gonna look at houses

Keith S said...

mail time

Keith S said...

Male time?


/ep

El Padrino said...

how are you a the greatest golfer in the world yet fail to make a cut?

Jugdish said...

everyone has an off day

El Padrino said...

he's right about whitney

El Padrino said...

gooden makes me sad, he was the black nolan ryan

El Padrino said...

his 85 season might be the best ever

El Padrino said...

Craziest email of the day:

Hello,
Thanks for your response and I'm glad to read from you as regard the driving job. My name is James and i live in Chicago but the driving will take place in your local area.I have informed my wife concerning the pick up at your nearest airport and for other purpose which she might need you for in your local area. I believe you are fit for this position in as much you will prove yourself as a reliable and good person. Her arrival date is July 25TH. I will prefer you have your car ready & available,but if you don't have a car,i will provide a car for you.I am offering you $100 for an hour and an extra $100 for a gas and you will make yourself available on July 25TH and 26TH for 2 hour each day at your convenient time. Also I want you to know that my client will be sending you the payment will be in excess. You're to deduct your salary & the remaining funds will be use by my wife for her travel expenses,accommodations and any other expenses, Get back to me with the following details of yours

*Your full .................................
*Your Home Address...........................
*City.......................................
*State........................................
*Zip Code....................................
*Your phone number...........................
*Your age....................................
*the Best time that you can make yourself available on the July 25TH and 26TH for the driving position in your local area.

Get back to me on time with your details so that the payment can be issue on your name and sent to your address overnight.Thank you for your co-operation and I'll be looking forward to hearing back from you as soon as possible.
Regards
James

N.B.... I would need your update in regards to this job to be sure if you are interested and willing to do this. I want you to keep in
touch with me via email everyday..

El Padrino said...

i applied for a driving job, several actually and got this as a response

sounds nuts

El Padrino said...

this guy just MIGHT get my address

Keith S said...

"i applied for a driving job, several actually and got this as a response

sounds nuts"


Are you the old scam lady that goes into UPS in mequon?

Keith S said...

his 85 season might be the best ever for the Mess



*fized

Keith S said...

I bought that Cubs hat and a tOSU hat.

Meiz said...

"Hey, Bill, it's Ron. I can't make the writing session today, I'm on T-Pain's boat -- we're shooting fish in international waters with machine guns. I'll call you when I get back."


Hilarious

Keith S said...

lull

Keith S said...

bnewer would be nice today

isiah thompson said...

did something happen with erin andrews recently - sex tape? pics?

(not the foul ball to the mouth)

Keith S said...

She just got beat with the fugly sitck

Keith S said...

EA is on NCAA Football '10

isiah thompson said...

no, apparently she was nekkid in some vidyeo

Keith S said...

LoV paging Dr. Spiff.

isiah thompson said...

there's a story about it up on deadspin

isiah thompson said...

fuck deadspin

Keith S said...

Man, EP AND zeke both referencing deadspin today. WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

says 4chan started the rumor, so it doesnt exist

Keith S said...

you're like a machine

isiah thompson said...

I feel shame.

ns

Keith S said...

peas

Meiz said...

almost home time

El Padrino said...

is this the first time we didnt hit newer before 5 on a friday

Meiz said...

Its all your fault

Meiz said...

Is it going to be dead tonight?

kodiac said...

yep

Meiz said...

great

El Padrino said...

why is it my fault tard

El Padrino said...

good chance i'm active tonight

and i'm 3 glasses in to a bottle of wine

Meiz said...

Walter Cronkite. Dead.

Meiz said...

"why is it my fault tard"

Your post, your fault. science.

El Padrino said...

screw that it's your fault

Keith S said...

It's Obamer's fault

Keith S said...

DiGiorno pizza tonight.

D
I*
T

Keith S said...

Oh yeah, and I'm home before 7pm PST

Meiz said...

I'm being tempted to buy some fake Jordans.

Meiz said...

"Oh yeah, and I'm home before 7pm PST"


And?

AND???

El Padrino said...

199

El Padrino said...

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