Thursday, July 16, 2009

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So...No major sports happened yesterday. Not much to review, I suppose. ESPYs happened, but won't be shown until Sunday, because who likes watching things live?

Baseball is back today, yay!

Tiger apparently has already gone out and posted a +1 in the first round of the British thing. Isn't he supposed to be good?

It was covered in the comments, but Jeremy Mayfield, the NASCAR driver who tested positive meth had another positive test 5 days after he was reinstated. NASCAR says it was a random test that caught him. BS. There is no chance it was a random test. You can't tell me a guy is reinstated and 5 days later is tested and it's a random happenstance. By the by, how stupid do you have to be to get caught for the same thing you were just caught for? Ratard.

Why in the world did the Ravens pay Suggs that much? He's something like ~3 million per year higher than the next LB with a contract. He's good, but he's not 3 million better than any other LB out there. Actual Suggs quote, "It wasn't about the money." You can say that Suggs, but you might want to know that your pants are on fire.

I'm hungry, I think I will make some breakfast.

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tem said...

good start

tem said...

by the by remember me seems to work finally.

El Padrino said...

mad busy yo

El Padrino said...

tps took out the 9 incher this morning

Meiz said...

"by the by remember me seems to work finally."


What?

blue said...

remember me

tem said...

when you log in to post on main blogger page there is a button that says "remember me."

theoretically you click it and then you don't have to log in anymore.

it never worked before. but has worked since tuesday.

tem said...

on cnn.com

"Gay penguins split after 1 goes straight "

Meiz said...

"theoretically you click it and then you don't have to log in anymore.

it never worked before. but has worked since tuesday."


Gotcha

Meiz said...

This lady comes in here every single morning. Unreal.

tem said...

why do pieces of foam keep flying off the space shuttle?

why is foam a main component of a space shuttle?

tem said...

"This lady comes in here every single morning. Unreal"

she wants you to ask her out.

Meiz said...

The shuttle is fragile. Gotta line the outer box with foam.


Wait. What?

Jugdish said...

Sears Tower now called the Willis Tower


I will not call it that

Jugdish said...

the foam comes off the external tank, not the shuttle

tem said...

uh oh, work might be blocking websites here.

tem said...

imdb.com comes up with some sort of filter thing and talks about a quota of 60 minutes. i'm hoping it is something dumb.

Meiz said...

"she wants you to ask her out."


I don't like the sound of that.

Meiz said...

WFT is the Sears Tower?

Is that like the Willis Tower?

Jugdish said...

its like the Willis Tower, but older


i am going to Chicago next month and might go check out the new platform thingie up there

Meiz said...

New Lady is on the Prince Fielder diet.

Its hilarious and disgusting. I want to call her out on it, but I fear it would be taken as me calling her a fatass. The truth hurts.

Jugdish said...

foam on the external tank

Meiz said...

"i am going to Chicago next month and might go check out the new platform thingie up there"


Smells like a guest post. Photos are required.

Jugdish said...

New Lady is on the Prince Fielder diet.



does that mean she buys whole boxes of candy bars from kids?

blue said...

"I want to ask her out, but I fear it would be taken as me calling her a fatass. The truth hurts."


*fized

Jugdish said...

Smells like a guest post. Photos are required.


can do

Meiz said...

"foam on the external tank"


That's the Challenger!

EP does NOT approve of that link.

Beth said...

Good thing we have a real scientist here to answer the space shuttle questions.

No offense tem.

blue said...

foam is light, shuttle needs to be light....it's science

Meiz said...

"does that mean she buys whole boxes of candy bars from kids?"

Probably.

Beth said...

"does that mean she buys whole boxes of candy bars from kids?"

Wait, did Prince Fielder do that? I haven't heard anything about it.

s

Jugdish said...

Good thing we have a real scientist here to answer the space shuttle questions.


i just posted a link, but I've picked up a few things from nasa.

Meiz said...

"Wait, did Prince Fielder do that? I haven't heard anything about it."


OH MAN! Have I got a funny story for you!

blue said...

was prince fielder named after michael jackson's kid?

Jugdish said...

I got to go to the cape and get a tour of the assembly building where they put the shuttle, et, and the boosters together. they had one in there assembled at the time...it was pretty suite

Jugdish said...

OH MAN! Have I got a funny story for you!

hilarity

Jugdish said...

prince could probably lose weight if there was some workout he could use to go along with his all veggie and candy diet

tem said...

beth i am a different type of scientist than jug.

tem said...

message boards are getting blocked here. i might be fuct.

blue said...

he should go on the temdiet

tem said...

entertainment sites are blocked, but you get a 60 minute quota.

Meiz said...

"prince could probably lose weight if there was some workout he could use to go along with his all veggie and candy diet"


Interesting. I wonder if there's a website that could expedite the process.

Jugdish said...

big brother is chasing tem down

Meiz said...

"message boards are getting blocked here. i might be fuct."


This is not a message board

blue said...

is this technically a messageboard?

Meiz said...

Tem will need to learn the art of the proxy

Meiz said...

"is this technically a messageboard?"


This is a news blog

Jugdish said...

i don't think what we have here would classify as news

JFreak said...

so's your face

Meiz said...

"i don't think what we have here would classify as news"


you're really not helping tem's cause, here.

blue said...

message in a bottle


tem will have to learn the art of trickeration and use strategery to get here, much like the zeke

tem said...

tem has already put the wheels in motion to get the stupid blocks dropped.

Meiz said...

Tem is proactive

tem said...

tem is going on vacation next week anyway though...actually starting tomorrow.

i can deal with one day of "maybe it'll get blocked."

El Padrino said...

the healthcare bill will cost some people 57% increase in taxes

thanks obama!

El Padrino said...

has the economy ever truly prospered under a democratic reign?

El Padrino said...

solid post freak

tem said...

everyone else is bitching about it too.

the secretaries are pissed.

they can't go to tyler durden and they are pissed.

they say they just sit there all day waiting on someone to ask them to do something (true) so they have to be able to play games on the intraweb or they'd go crazy and kill people (true).

Meiz said...

"the healthcare bill will cost some people 57% increase in taxes"


It won't be you. You shouldn't care.

tem said...

"You can say that Suggs, but you might want to know that your pants are on fire."

big aitch

blue said...

"has the economy ever truly prospered under a democratic reign?"


i guess EP slept through the 90's?

Meiz said...

"has the economy ever truly prospered under a democratic reign?"


Fuck the economy

blue said...

or do the 90's not count because EP was not part of the workforce during that time?

Meiz said...

EP was too busy fucking meth heads in Florida trailer parks to notice.

El Padrino said...

"i guess EP slept through the 90's?"

i said truly, 90's was from policies Bush sr. put in place then ruined by clinton cronies like Barney Frank

also was the congress controlled by dems or reps during the 90's

Meiz said...

Who really cares?

blue said...

bottom line EP, the economy is way way way to vast for politics to really have any effect on it.

The reason the 90's were prosperous was because of technilogical advances....internet and computers...

had nothing to do with who was in office or where they officed.

Meiz said...

"The reason the 90's were prosperous was because of technilogical advances....internet and computers..."


That can't be right. Too logical.

blue said...

and if you aren't going to give Clinton credit for the economy during his reign, then how can you blame Obama for the current mess?

That's just typical political rush limbaugh talk out your ass because it makes your point for you speak.

tem said...

"and if you aren't going to give Clinton credit for the economy during his reign, then how can you blame Obama for the current mess?"

easy, he caused the problem before he even got elected president. he was a senator or something.

JFreak said...

The Kate Walsh Cadillac commercials are a little creepy.

Not a fan.

Jugdish said...

i'm not getting involved in this one.

El Padrino said...

"The reason the 90's were prosperous was because of technilogical advances....internet and computers..."

this is half true, it is well known that republican policies usually are pro-economy growth where as dems gear everything towards government controlled bills/reforms and helping the poor

Meiz said...

Fuck the economy

blue said...

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

i think im going to invest in the new google phone

Jugdish said...

that should help the economy some

blue said...

google is probably going to buy the moon soon

JFreak said...

I think Google will be a benevolent dictator.

Meiz said...

"I think Google will be a benevolent dictator."


Dick taster?

/EP

Jugdish said...

chuckle

Jugdish said...

i rolled over my 401k and had some after tax money they are sending me...suite

blue said...

rolling over is smat

blue said...

this richard jefferson dealio is getting better

Jugdish said...

asillyass is talking about it now

Meiz said...

"this richard jefferson dealio is getting better"


He's gay

Jugdish said...

if asillyass is filling in for cowherd, I don't think he should still call the show "the herd"

Meiz said...

Serena lost to a 14 year old girl this week

JFreak said...

They still call it Jim Rome is Burning when Jim Rome isn't there.

blue said...

they call it mike and mike when some of the guys aren't named mike

Jugdish said...

those things shouldn't happen either

Meiz said...

What's the new RJ info?

blue said...

jefferson sent each of his boys an AMEX black card and said "have a good time"

Jugdish said...

i went to OG last night



DET

blue said...

RJ didn't even tell any of his family that he'd called it off until like an hour before the ceremony, even though he dumped her the day before.

blue said...

OG has been quality lately...i think it's the training kitchen they have in Tuscany

Jugdish said...

that's where they have the OG boot camp

Meiz said...

"RJ didn't even tell any of his family that he'd called it off until like an hour before the ceremony, even though he dumped her the day before."


Ha.

Deluxe said...

just putting my my 2 cents on the corned beef. It is probably good if you like the flavor. I did corned beef in the slow cooker and when it was all done, I ended up throwing it right in the trash and getting a pizza. The tenderness was great and it looked appetizing but I couldn't stand the taste.

Just my opinion.

blue said...

every chef at the OG has been trained by a grandma in Italy...it's true

Meiz said...

I really need to get to the Olive Garden some time. I'll do it when I get the new ride.

Deluxe said...

I always thought RJ sounded like a white guy, now I know why.......he likes wieners.

blue said...

RJ sent his boys the black AMEX's for his bachelor party, and then didn't show, didn't text, didn't tell anyone anything, just kept bangin some new hot Texas ass.

Meiz said...

"just putting my my 2 cents on the corned beef. It is probably good if you like the flavor. I did corned beef in the slow cooker and when it was all done, I ended up throwing it right in the trash and getting a pizza. The tenderness was great and it looked appetizing but I couldn't stand the taste."


Now that's funny

Meiz said...

I always thought RJ sounded like a Brooklynite, now I know why.......he likes wieners.



*Fixed

R-Jeff said...

thanks for the advice tem!

Meiz said...

RJ would fit right in with the Nets if they ever make that move to Brooklyn

Deluxe said...

"I really need to get to the Olive Garden some time. I'll do it when I get the new ride."


Got a bomb Italian joint up here. Victoria's. It seems a little pricey for Italian, but you are getting atleast 2 meals out of it. My last time there a couple weeks back, I had enough left over for 2 lunches. I also had to have a delicious Golden Cadillac.

Meiz said...

"R-Jeff said...

thanks for the advice tem!"




AITCH

Jugdish said...

im hungover

Meiz said...

Send one of the minions out for McDonald's

blue said...

and you know that if it's enough for Deluxe to have two meals...that's a shitload of food

blue said...

that's like a weeks worth of food for mize

Meiz said...

But do it like drunk Ron Burgundy

blue said...

golden cadillac?

you let your wife piss on you?

Meiz said...

"that's like a weeks worth of food for mize"


Probably pretty close

Jugdish said...

i have left over OG today


DET

Meiz said...

"you let your wife piss on you?"


Aaand that's a terrible image. Thanks, Blue.

blue said...

we have the keith sanchez and the deluxe golden cadillac.

Deluxe said...

If you've never had a Golden Cadillac after dinner drink, you are missing out.

1 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur
2 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz light cream



Combine all ingredients with 1/2 cup crushed ice in an electric blender. Blend at low speed for ten seconds.

Meiz said...

Seeing all the fugazi "rich" people in their newly downgraded rides brings a sense of satisfaction to me.

Meiz said...

"we have the keith sanchez and the deluxe golden cadillac."


A killer combo

Deluxe said...

I think I like it even more the Bailey's on the rocks.

tem said...

blocks are lifted.

Deluxe said...

Meiz, you get the invite from my folks yet?

Meiz said...

"Meiz, you get the invite from my folks yet?"


For the gangbang? Nope.

blue said...

disgusting

tem said...

"thanks for the advice tem!"

hilarity.

Meiz said...

"blocks are lifted."


Tem has pull

Deluxe said...

Party starts at 2 on 8/8. The old man says it's a get rid of beer and booze he has party.

Deluxe said...

Meiz, you interested in Wisconsin-Duke game at all?

Meiz said...

"Party starts at 2 on 8/8. The old man says it's a get rid of beer and booze he has party."


Christ

El Padrino said...

i'm in, directions please

Meiz said...

"Meiz, you interested in Wisconsin-Duke game at all?"


Of course

Deluxe said...

you can come if you can get to Random Lake, WI.

Can't make it at 2, come whenever, crash if you want.

Meiz said...

"i'm in, directions please"


Take 57 up to the Tri Par. Take a left at the Tri Par, right at the 2nd street, left at King Oak(?), 2nd to last house on the left.

Deluxe said...

Doing beer brats and sandwich steaks.

Jugdish said...

sandwich steaks, or steak sandwiches?

Jugdish said...

Take 57 up to the Tri Par. Take a left at the Tri Par, right at the 2nd street, left at King Oak(?), 2nd to last house on the left.


mailbox says "papa deluxe" on it

Meiz said...

"mailbox says "papa deluxe" on it"


Green & gold balloons

tem said...

"Tem has pull"

AJA cranky secretries really got the job done. They have time to constantly bitch about it.

tem said...

tem will be driving to Hilton Head tomorrow.

i hope there are no pools on the way, i'll get lost.

JFreak said...

Do puddles have the same effect as pools?

What about lakes and oceans and seas?

Beth said...

"AJA cranky secretries really got the job done. They have time to constantly bitch about it."

Never underestimate the power of pissed off women.

Deluxe said...

Sandwich steaks, they are a little different from steak sandwiches. I was skeptical at first also, but they are fantastic. Anything the parents make is bomb.

Meiz, sister is going to Dave and told me she already picked up a bag of Marklar. I wish I would have went this year. There is a ticket left if you are interested.

tem said...

puddles do not.

rivers, some creeks, lakes, oceans and seas all do.

blue said...

marklar, sandwhich steaks/


deluxe speaks portuguese

El Padrino said...

"Meiz, sister is going to Dave and told me she already picked up a bag of Marklar. I wish I would have went this year. There is a ticket left if you are interested."

sconnies talk funny

Meiz said...

"Meiz, sister is going to Dave and told me she already picked up a bag of Marklar. I wish I would have went this year. There is a ticket left if you are interested."


Wanted to go, but bad timing with the move and all.

Steve said...

"90's was from policies Bush sr. put in place then ruined by clinton cronies like Barney Frank"

what policies excatly are you refering too?

Steve said...

"Never underestimate the power of pissed off women."


angry sex is awesome.

thats what you were talking about, right?

Meiz said...

Marklar = Franzia, sans box

Steve said...

this chick is really hot.

she needs to step up the slutness a bit though.

tem said...

Mayfield stuff is getting great!

In talking about his step-mother:

"She's basically a whore," he told ESPN.com's David Newton. "She shot and killed my dad."

Jugdish said...

Sandwich steaks, they are a little different from steak sandwiches.


so is it two steaks with a slice of bread in the middle?

Deluxe said...

ok, explanation of Marklar. I don't know where the name came from and maybe Meiz knows. You get a box of wine, preferably Franzia, Chillable Red. You take the bag of wine out of the box. Whenever someone says Marklar, you throw the bag to them and they have to catch it and then take a drink from the bag. You get hammered fast and is fun with a group of atleast 5 or more.

If you have more people, you can start another bag when that one is finished. It has also been played with mixers in 20oz or 2-liter bottles, but the Wine is the original.

Jugdish said...

you had me at Franzia

Jugdish said...

s

El Padrino said...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

on the east coast only trashy staten island sirority girls drink box wine

Deluxe said...

"so is it two steaks with a slice of bread in the middle?
"

kind of like a steak burger but a little different texture, delicious though, especially with a little stadium sauce.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sweep the leg!

Meiz said...

"on the east coast only trashy staten island sirority girls drink box wine"


Box wine is Hook Da Hook

Jugdish said...

kind of like a steak burger but a little different texture, delicious though, especially with a little stadium sauce.


I'd prefer hot sauce on mine

Beth said...

"angry sex is awesome.

thats what you were talking about, right?"

No but I do agree with that statement.

Jugdish said...

"on the east coast only trashy staten island sirority girls drink box wine"



also chicks in bunco leagues

Deluxe said...

"on the east coast only trashy staten island sirority girls drink box wine"

In Sconnie, we did/do it to get fucked up. Wine drunk is a different kind of drunk. I had to avoid it after awhile because it made me an angry drunk.

Jugdish said...

i imagine box wine hangovers are the worse

Deluxe said...

Meiz, I had som MD 20/20 not long ago, still delicious.

blue said...

box wine?

marlkars are aliens from southpark that probed cartman

Deluxe said...

"i imagine box wine hangovers are the worse"


indeed, ask my old futon mattress or carpet or rarely my garbage can.

JFreak said...

"sweep the leg!"

Hilarity.

Deluxe said...

I used to have a sweet Braves garbage can that got rusted in the inside by my stomach pyrotechnics.

blue said...

sweep the leg was a awesome

plus the fact the other dudes hopped up and it was gonna be a good fight after that.

Aitch said...

From yesterday's comments:

"Kathy Ireland used to be a dude"

??

Spaceman Spiff said...

"??"

keef didnt agree with tem's review of the tagalong blizzard

blue said...

tagalong blizzard is awful

Steve said...

Organizational Chart of the House Democrats' Health Plan

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

i'm not really

Jugdish said...

this is a hell of a week for keef sanchez

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

"Sears Tower now called the Willis Tower"

Whatchu talkin bout?

Jugdish said...

Whatchu talkin bout?


I'm talking about the bronze statue of todd bridges that will be outside the building

Jugdish said...

asillyass said the notre dame will be in the middle of the top ten and win double digit games

blue said...

no wonder freak likes sillyass

blue said...

erica sillyass

JFreak said...

"no wonder freak likes sillyass"

I think you're confusing me with someone named Zeke.

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

"Meiz, sister is going to Dave and told me she already picked up a bag of Marklar. I wish I would have went this year. There is a ticket left if you are interested."


Dave is terrible

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

"keef didnt agree with tem's review of the tagalong blizzard"

I had another one last night.

ns

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

"I'm talking about the bronze statue of todd bridges that will be outside the building"

Suite. Is he doing a line of coke?

Meiz said...

Stupid work

Jugdish said...

Suite. Is he doing a line of coke?


we'll find out at the ribbon cutting ceremony

blue said...

nope, he's snorting tagalong blizzards which are awful

Jugdish said...

i love end of the year money...we just got a bluray dvd player for our shop that works with netflix

blue said...

the bluray netflix player is suite


you can download netflix with that one, right?

Jugdish said...

i believe so...gonna sign up with netflix soon

Deluxe said...

"Dave is terrible"

I actually felt that way a long time ago, when my sister would listen to him and then she took me to a concert and it's a whole different experience. I've been to like 9 shows.

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

cmk is doing a light rail pub crawl this weekend. Looks kinda fun

blue said...

dave in concert <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< worse than dave on CD

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

The only good thing about a Dave show is that there is tons of as. there. Otherwise it's the same show every time

i'm brock's jockstrap said...

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