This post is being written from the road, so my effort will be minimal.
Rained at the game yesterday. Cubs decided they don't want to hit the ball. I don't understand booing your own team's good players. I understand booing the Aaron Mileses and Neifi Perezes off the world. But people like Milton Bradley and Alfonso Soriano, while both eccentric, are good to very good players. Slumps happen, don't be a douche.
Make-a-wish segments are the best thing Sportscenter does each year. This Fan Feast thing looks like it might not be terrible.
Not sure what else happened yesterday. Have fun commenting.
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Ummmm, I think it was more a case of the Braves pitchers deciding they didn't want the Cubs to hit the ball.
If that is the case, then pretty much every pitcher who has faced the Cubs this season has decided that as well. Their offense sucks.
ep's favorite jeans
has anyone heard from rev in the last 12 hours?
Those are as good as money. Those are IOUs.
"I understand booing the Aaron Mileses and Neifi Perezes off the world. But people like Milton Bradley and Alfonso Soriano, while both eccentric, are good to very good players."
milton deserves booing
"If that is the case, then pretty much every pitcher who has faced the Cubs this season has decided that as well. Their offense sucks."
The Brewers think the Cubs' offense is pretty swell.
suite play by Murphy last night for the mess
"has anyone heard from rev in the last 12 hours?"
El Jugdrino
i hadn't seen it posted, so it doesn't count
/ep
1.75 beers last night was the better
Tonight's Braves game should be pretty interesting. Rookie phenom Tommy Hanson (4-0 with a 0.90 ERA in his past 5 starts) pitches for the first time in Coors Field. Good game to watch even if you're not a fan of either team I'd say.
Well. Luda's twitter is interesting
"Good game to watch even if you're not a fan of either team I'd say"
i won't be watching
"Ummmm, I think it was more a case of the Braves pitchers deciding they didn't want the Cubs to hit the ball."
Don't flatter yourself.
Kawakami is not Cy Young.
Bam. Hot lady hit me with a $20 tip. She insisted.
I love her even more
She even offered to buy me a case of beer.
hanson can like my scrot
"suite play by Murphy last night for the mess"
suite play, but the ump blew the call... loretta was safe
"1.75 beers last night was the better"
1.75 liters?
"suite play, but the ump blew the call... loretta was safe"
Agreed
"I love her even more"
meiz is getting married?
loretta was Nick's wife's name on cheers
What. The. Fuck.
1.75 liters?
$
"meiz is getting married?"
To her? Sure. As long as she gets divorced, and gets oodles of money in the settlement.
Coolest rich chick I've ever come across.
"$"
Oh. We have a bar in the area that has $1 domestic bottles on Thursdays
these were 23 ounce beers...dollar bottles are the better too
Wow. Good deal.
beers is overated
your face is overrated
that's true
it's so overrated it's underrated
your face is not underrated
Is blue's face even rated at all?
rated like your ass
we should start a new website
rateyourface.com
"rated like your ass"
No way your face is a 10...
wadr
No way your face is a 10...
unless it is a scale up to 100
wadr
"No way your face is a 10..."
prove to me your ass is a 10
"prove to me your ass is a 10"
Just look at my profile pic.
well played "prove it" comment
"well played "prove it" comment"
I used it once, and it actually worked.
"What. The. Fuck."
that story is completely fabricated. they expect us to believe black kids can swim? ok buddy
Exactly
"prove to me your ass is a 10"
Just look at my profile pic."
Put your real ass there and we can rate it for you
I'll rate it a 10 no matter what
boobs
Thanks for the NSFW warning
Keith, NOTE TO SELF
"1.75 beers last night was the better"
You couldn't finish that 2nd beer?
I'm at home fucker. I don't need a note to self
I wish EP was here and we could bet on the Mess/Reds this weekend
"I'm at home fucker. I don't need a note to self"
It was a reminder for yesterday's note to self, fucker.
You couldn't finish that 2nd beer?
I finished 5.75 beers + .25 of a beer
Streak pick for today is for Kenny Perry to be -1 or better on the par 3s
"It was a reminder for yesterday's note to self, fucker."
Oh, right. Apology accepted
they still haven't found bartolo colon...i wonder if they have checked all the all you can eat buffets
"Put your real ass there and we can rate it for you"
Oh yeah, cause it went so smoothly last time I put a real pic out there...
s
"I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan," Guillen told reporters. "He might [watch] the TV and cry all day long. Maybe he is in L.A. at his funeral, because I can't find him. Nobody knows how big of a Jackson fan Colon was. I'm serious. He might be depressed a little bit," Guillen added.
I got Perry par or worse
Ozzie Guillen told the Chicago Sun-Times that he finally spoke to Colon on Wednesday evening, and that he will be in North Carolina in time to make the Thursday rehab start.
"Oh yeah, cause it went so smoothly last time I put a real pic out there..."
Dude, that was all Teejer
Oh yeah, cause it went so smoothly last time I put a real pic out there...
Woe
"I got Perry par or worse"
Well GFY
"Dude, that was all Teejer"
and some zeke
"and some zeke"
I recall TJW being much worse
zeke kept trying to say she photoshopped her head on the picture
Yeah, zeke was comparing the widow's peaks or something
"zeke kept trying to say she photoshopped her head on the picture"
Oh man, I remember that now
I cry for mike
hunt?
i don't need to cry for aitch
poor aitch
I hate when bossman has me take money out of the drawer to pay for his food. How much do I tip this fucking guy? I hate tipping delivery people.
Lady, shut the fuck up.
poor mize
woe is h
I cry for mize
I cry for mize
I cry for mize
don't cry for me argentina
spaerta
did zeke get blocked again toda
where is tem
Zeke is blockt
Tem is on a business trip in the DC area
EP is in Maryland
I love the sweet stench of rotten grocery store garbage blowing in through our back door.
jiasho
I guess they're better than geese
"I guess they're better than geese"
Did they evacuate the buildings?
Do you think that's funny?
/ep
the next make a wish episode is with a mess...david wright
Is the kid's wish to be a loser?
"the next make a wish episode is with a mess...david wright"
maybe he will wish for more HR power
Is the kid's wish to be a loser?
no, its david wright's wish...its ratard day
david wright will get to spend his day with one of the dailymess staph writers.
they will talk about all the players they will not interview and all the players the mess will not sign
"no, its david wright's wish...its ratard day"
he's already a loser
they will also discuss the proper way to execute the heimlich
EP's favorite golfer is in 2nd place right now
"they will also discuss the proper way to execute the heimlich"
that did not make me laugh
dong?
"they will also discuss the proper way to execute the heimlich"
the Mess have not figured that out yet
maybe the mess should all try throwing behind their backs
"EP's favorite golfer is in 2nd place right now"
funny
maybe they'll show you the proper way to watch strike 3
Maybe they'll teach the ratard how to be a pansy
maybe they'll show you the proper way to watch strike 3
that's the beltran make a wish...maybe next year. only one mess a year
Beltran's make a wish is to move back to Houston
houston sucks
has EP been daily staching this week?
negative
who's posting tw?
beth
Sure, I can do an entire post about the Tour de France, I'm sure everyone will love it!
(that's S, both about the TDF and about posting)
"This post is being written from the road, so my effort will be minimal."
Made me lol
Nice name
"Nice name"
safe to say that Ja'Quayvin Smalls probably has a duncle
"Dude, that was all Teejer"
any teej appearances lately?
tem
1 day bet on Mir/Lesnar
and 1 day bet on GSP/Alves. I'll take Alves
mEEz wore jorts at work the other day...other than that no.
"Dude, that was all Teejer"
By the way, the way I remember it it was like 25% TJW but the rest was pretty much Zeke.
teej was just making comments about sucking in your stomach
beth was scarred
And we've pretty much all taken ridicule for pictures of us that have been posted
not mEEz
s
"teej was just making comments about sucking in your stomach"
Oh yeah, that's what it was. And if I remember right I admitted that I pretty much was.
If stat boy was here, he could take us back to that day.
"If stat boy was here, he could take us back to that day"
tdilovh
I don't know which day it was
I found it
let's relive that
Shit, do we have to?
You don't.
thejaywhite said...
thats not a bitchy look thats exhaustion from holding the belly in
hilarity
jugdish said...
Im a fucking ten beth, deal with it
I'm guessing the scale is out of 100?
Didn't jug say that today, too? Weird
that is weird
I nerve saw where beth admitted she was sucking it in
Well then I guess I just admitted it today. :-)
"congrats on the baby weasel, weazy"
High larry us
I'm done working today.
I do not care how much there is left to do.
El Padrino said...
"Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos."
Hideki Matsui spanks the monkey
ISBNS that EP brought this up
Then EP links an article talking about Bonds drinking elk semen
fucking EP.
I remember that thread now. Not for nothing, there is nothing about that pic you should be ashamed of, Beth. Well maybe the evil glare.
that pic is now aitch's wallpaper on his phone
So H bought exgfH a case of her favorite beer in NY. Now she keeps blowing me off. I'm pondering saying fuck it and drinking said beer myself. Thoughts?
Mills said...
If there is one thing that John the Quad will be able to do it is throw or shoot a ball, regardless of sport.
All Mills' can throw/shoot.
tem said...
that's not all they can do with balls.
hilarity
"Thoughts?"
Drink it
I'm pondering saying fuck it and drinking said beer myself. Thoughts?
it should already be drank.
nothing to ponder
exgfH
^
The E means you should drink the beer.
EP elected me to do tomorrow's post
great, i can't wait for tomrows post
shit beth, that post/picture is almost 2 years old now
I'll try not to suck.
"and when you do post a pic, please photo shop grik's hairy balls out of it"
made me laugh again.
the truth hurts
"that post/picture is almost 2 years old now"
that entitles us to an updated one.
She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more
""She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more"
not her tits, those are fake
/zeke
"She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more"
no it won't because she'll just photoshop her head onto another tight body
/zeke
see you can see the skin color changes from the neck to the head
/zeke
"Spaceman Spiff said...
in beth's pic you can tell she was a waitress by her ripped forearm"
this made me laugh
"She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more"
you hear that beth? prove him wrong. i double dog dare ya.
beth's smiley face game was on that day, unstoppable
beth should post her new pic tomorrow...since EP won't be around...and then we can take it down, he'll be furious
Good plan
preferrably something skimpy
Perry is +1 after the first 2 par 3s. Bye bye streak
buh bye
Sales job guy's secretary just called.
Job is selling retirement plans & shit like that, making cold calls and shit for $10 and hour.
Cue the Jim Rome ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and hour of what?
that sounds desirable
local company?
or some pyramid thing?
Now is a good time to get people excited about retirement plans
s
you could be going places with that company.
just think, with that experience it could help you start MPS.
10$/hour is nothing to sniff at
"local company?"
They would muddle the name of the company when saying it. Shay-dee
IN YOU FACE, AL QAEDA
"10$/hour is nothing to sniff at"
I make >>>> $10/hr
If steve worked at ups, that would be ironic
Hopefully tem doesn't die because of this
"I make >>>> $10/hr"
U.S.?
"I make >>>> $10/hr"
plus OT
mize doesn't get OT because new lady steals his hours
"exgfH
^
The E means you should drink the beer."
Problem is that I want the e to revert back to a c
Next, they'll post a video of miniature planes flying through the city
"Problem is that I want the e to revert back to a c"
So you're gonna get her drunk to do that?
good stuff
"plus OT"
Mize doesn't get OT because bossman is too cheap, and likes to do things illegally.
Problem is that I want the e to revert back to a c
so you want it to be cxgfH?
Mize doesn't get OT because bossman is too cheap, and likes to do things illegally.
mEEz is an illegal alien
bossman is smart
*fized
"I make >>>> $10/hr"
EST???
CDT
You know what I mean jug
Maybe bossman claims you as a salaried employee, ergo, he doesn't have to pay you OT.
*I don't know if you can really do that, but it sounded good
And I just wanted to use "ergo"
That's how I roll
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