Thursday, July 09, 2009

On the road

This post is being written from the road, so my effort will be minimal.

Rained at the game yesterday. Cubs decided they don't want to hit the ball. I don't understand booing your own team's good players. I understand booing the Aaron Mileses and Neifi Perezes off the world. But people like Milton Bradley and Alfonso Soriano, while both eccentric, are good to very good players. Slumps happen, don't be a douche.

Make-a-wish segments are the best thing Sportscenter does each year. This Fan Feast thing looks like it might not be terrible.

Not sure what else happened yesterday. Have fun commenting.

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Beth said...

"Cubs decided they don't want to hit the ball"

Ummmm, I think it was more a case of the Braves pitchers deciding they didn't want the Cubs to hit the ball.

Jugdish said...

If that is the case, then pretty much every pitcher who has faced the Cubs this season has decided that as well. Their offense sucks.

Jugdish said...

ep's favorite jeans

Jugdish said...

has anyone heard from rev in the last 12 hours?

Jugdish said...

Those are as good as money. Those are IOUs.

ToddPacker said...

"I understand booing the Aaron Mileses and Neifi Perezes off the world. But people like Milton Bradley and Alfonso Soriano, while both eccentric, are good to very good players."


milton deserves booing

Meiz said...

"If that is the case, then pretty much every pitcher who has faced the Cubs this season has decided that as well. Their offense sucks."


The Brewers think the Cubs' offense is pretty swell.

Jugdish said...

suite play by Murphy last night for the mess

Meiz said...

"has anyone heard from rev in the last 12 hours?"


El Jugdrino

Jugdish said...

i hadn't seen it posted, so it doesn't count



/ep

Jugdish said...

1.75 beers last night was the better

Beth said...

Tonight's Braves game should be pretty interesting. Rookie phenom Tommy Hanson (4-0 with a 0.90 ERA in his past 5 starts) pitches for the first time in Coors Field. Good game to watch even if you're not a fan of either team I'd say.

Meiz said...

Well. Luda's twitter is interesting

ToddPacker said...

"Good game to watch even if you're not a fan of either team I'd say"

i won't be watching

JFreak said...

"Ummmm, I think it was more a case of the Braves pitchers deciding they didn't want the Cubs to hit the ball."

Don't flatter yourself.

Kawakami is not Cy Young.

Meiz said...

Bam. Hot lady hit me with a $20 tip. She insisted.

I love her even more

She even offered to buy me a case of beer.

blue said...

hanson can like my scrot

ToddPacker said...

"suite play by Murphy last night for the mess"

suite play, but the ump blew the call... loretta was safe

Meiz said...

"1.75 beers last night was the better"

1.75 liters?

Meiz said...

"suite play, but the ump blew the call... loretta was safe"

Agreed

ToddPacker said...

"I love her even more"

meiz is getting married?

blue said...

loretta was Nick's wife's name on cheers

Meiz said...

What. The. Fuck.

Jugdish said...

1.75 liters?




$

Meiz said...

"meiz is getting married?"

To her? Sure. As long as she gets divorced, and gets oodles of money in the settlement.

Coolest rich chick I've ever come across.

Meiz said...

"$"

Oh. We have a bar in the area that has $1 domestic bottles on Thursdays

Jugdish said...

these were 23 ounce beers...dollar bottles are the better too

Meiz said...

Wow. Good deal.

blue said...

beers is overated

Jugdish said...

your face is overrated

blue said...

that's true

blue said...

it's so overrated it's underrated

Jugdish said...

your face is not underrated

Beth said...

Is blue's face even rated at all?

blue said...

rated like your ass

Jugdish said...

we should start a new website


rateyourface.com

Beth said...

"rated like your ass"

No way your face is a 10...

Beth said...

wadr

Jugdish said...

No way your face is a 10...



unless it is a scale up to 100

Jugdish said...

wadr

blue said...

"No way your face is a 10..."

prove to me your ass is a 10

Beth said...

"prove to me your ass is a 10"

Just look at my profile pic.

ToddPacker said...

well played "prove it" comment

Meiz said...

"well played "prove it" comment"

I used it once, and it actually worked.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What. The. Fuck."

that story is completely fabricated. they expect us to believe black kids can swim? ok buddy

Meiz said...

Exactly

Aitch said...

"prove to me your ass is a 10"

Just look at my profile pic."

Put your real ass there and we can rate it for you

Meiz said...

I'll rate it a 10 no matter what

Spaceman Spiff said...

boobs

Meiz said...

Thanks for the NSFW warning

Meiz said...

Keith, NOTE TO SELF

Keith S said...

"1.75 beers last night was the better"


You couldn't finish that 2nd beer?

Keith S said...

I'm at home fucker. I don't need a note to self

Keith S said...

I wish EP was here and we could bet on the Mess/Reds this weekend

Meiz said...

"I'm at home fucker. I don't need a note to self"


It was a reminder for yesterday's note to self, fucker.

Jugdish said...

You couldn't finish that 2nd beer?


I finished 5.75 beers + .25 of a beer

Keith S said...

Streak pick for today is for Kenny Perry to be -1 or better on the par 3s

Keith S said...

"It was a reminder for yesterday's note to self, fucker."


Oh, right. Apology accepted

Jugdish said...

they still haven't found bartolo colon...i wonder if they have checked all the all you can eat buffets

Beth said...

"Put your real ass there and we can rate it for you"

Oh yeah, cause it went so smoothly last time I put a real pic out there...

s

Jugdish said...

"I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan," Guillen told reporters. "He might [watch] the TV and cry all day long. Maybe he is in L.A. at his funeral, because I can't find him. Nobody knows how big of a Jackson fan Colon was. I'm serious. He might be depressed a little bit," Guillen added.

Meiz said...

I got Perry par or worse

Keith S said...

Ozzie Guillen told the Chicago Sun-Times that he finally spoke to Colon on Wednesday evening, and that he will be in North Carolina in time to make the Thursday rehab start.

Meiz said...

"Oh yeah, cause it went so smoothly last time I put a real pic out there..."


Dude, that was all Teejer

Keith S said...

Oh yeah, cause it went so smoothly last time I put a real pic out there...



Woe

Keith S said...

"I got Perry par or worse"

Well GFY

blue said...

"Dude, that was all Teejer"

and some zeke

Meiz said...

"and some zeke"

I recall TJW being much worse

blue said...

zeke kept trying to say she photoshopped her head on the picture

Keith S said...

Yeah, zeke was comparing the widow's peaks or something

Meiz said...

"zeke kept trying to say she photoshopped her head on the picture"


Oh man, I remember that now

Keith S said...

I cry for mike

Jugdish said...

hunt?

Keith S said...

i don't need to cry for aitch

Jugdish said...

poor aitch

Meiz said...

I hate when bossman has me take money out of the drawer to pay for his food. How much do I tip this fucking guy? I hate tipping delivery people.

Meiz said...

Lady, shut the fuck up.

Keith S said...

poor mize

blue said...

woe is h

Keith S said...

I cry for mize
I cry for mize
I cry for mize

blue said...

don't cry for me argentina

blue said...

spaerta

blue said...

did zeke get blocked again toda

where is tem

Meiz said...

Zeke is blockt

Tem is on a business trip in the DC area

Meiz said...

EP is in Maryland

Meiz said...

I love the sweet stench of rotten grocery store garbage blowing in through our back door.

blue said...

jiasho

Keith S said...

I guess they're better than geese

Meiz said...

"I guess they're better than geese"


Did they evacuate the buildings?

Keith S said...

Do you think that's funny?


/ep

Jugdish said...

the next make a wish episode is with a mess...david wright

Keith S said...

Is the kid's wish to be a loser?

ToddPacker said...

"the next make a wish episode is with a mess...david wright"

maybe he will wish for more HR power

Jugdish said...

Is the kid's wish to be a loser?



no, its david wright's wish...its ratard day

Jugdish said...

david wright will get to spend his day with one of the dailymess staph writers.

Jugdish said...

they will talk about all the players they will not interview and all the players the mess will not sign

Keith S said...

"no, its david wright's wish...its ratard day"

he's already a loser

Jugdish said...

they will also discuss the proper way to execute the heimlich

Keith S said...

EP's favorite golfer is in 2nd place right now

ToddPacker said...

"they will also discuss the proper way to execute the heimlich"

that did not make me laugh

blue said...

dong?

Keith S said...

"they will also discuss the proper way to execute the heimlich"

the Mess have not figured that out yet

blue said...

maybe the mess should all try throwing behind their backs

ToddPacker said...

"EP's favorite golfer is in 2nd place right now"

funny

blue said...

maybe they'll show you the proper way to watch strike 3

Keith S said...

Maybe they'll teach the ratard how to be a pansy

Jugdish said...

maybe they'll show you the proper way to watch strike 3

that's the beltran make a wish...maybe next year. only one mess a year

blue said...

Beltran's make a wish is to move back to Houston

Keith S said...

houston sucks

blue said...

has EP been daily staching this week?

Jugdish said...

negative

Keith S said...

who's posting tw?

Jugdish said...

beth

Beth said...

Sure, I can do an entire post about the Tour de France, I'm sure everyone will love it!

(that's S, both about the TDF and about posting)

Keith S said...

"This post is being written from the road, so my effort will be minimal."


Made me lol

Keith S said...

Nice name

ToddPacker said...

"Nice name"

safe to say that Ja'Quayvin Smalls probably has a duncle

ToddPacker said...

"Dude, that was all Teejer"

any teej appearances lately?

Keith S said...

tem
1 day bet on Mir/Lesnar

and 1 day bet on GSP/Alves. I'll take Alves

Jugdish said...

mEEz wore jorts at work the other day...other than that no.

Beth said...

"Dude, that was all Teejer"

By the way, the way I remember it it was like 25% TJW but the rest was pretty much Zeke.

Keith S said...

teej was just making comments about sucking in your stomach

Jugdish said...

beth was scarred

Keith S said...

And we've pretty much all taken ridicule for pictures of us that have been posted

Jugdish said...

not mEEz




s

Beth said...

"teej was just making comments about sucking in your stomach"

Oh yeah, that's what it was. And if I remember right I admitted that I pretty much was.

Keith S said...

If stat boy was here, he could take us back to that day.

ToddPacker said...

"If stat boy was here, he could take us back to that day"

tdilovh

Keith S said...

I don't know which day it was

Keith S said...

I found it

Keith S said...

let's relive that

Beth said...

Shit, do we have to?

Keith S said...

You don't.

Keith S said...

thejaywhite said...
thats not a bitchy look thats exhaustion from holding the belly in



hilarity

Keith S said...

jugdish said...
Im a fucking ten beth, deal with it


I'm guessing the scale is out of 100?




Didn't jug say that today, too? Weird

Jugdish said...

that is weird

Keith S said...

I nerve saw where beth admitted she was sucking it in

Beth said...

Well then I guess I just admitted it today. :-)

Meiz said...

"congrats on the baby weasel, weazy"


High larry us

Steve said...

I'm done working today.


I do not care how much there is left to do.

Keith S said...

El Padrino said...
"Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos."

Hideki Matsui spanks the monkey



ISBNS that EP brought this up

Keith S said...

Then EP links an article talking about Bonds drinking elk semen

fucking EP.

Aitch said...

I remember that thread now. Not for nothing, there is nothing about that pic you should be ashamed of, Beth. Well maybe the evil glare.

Jugdish said...

that pic is now aitch's wallpaper on his phone

Aitch said...

So H bought exgfH a case of her favorite beer in NY. Now she keeps blowing me off. I'm pondering saying fuck it and drinking said beer myself. Thoughts?

Keith S said...

Mills said...
If there is one thing that John the Quad will be able to do it is throw or shoot a ball, regardless of sport.
All Mills' can throw/shoot.

tem said...
that's not all they can do with balls.




hilarity

Keith S said...

"Thoughts?"

Drink it

Steve said...

I'm pondering saying fuck it and drinking said beer myself. Thoughts?

it should already be drank.

Steve said...

nothing to ponder

Jugdish said...

exgfH
^
The E means you should drink the beer.

Meiz said...

EP elected me to do tomorrow's post

blue said...

great, i can't wait for tomrows post

blue said...

shit beth, that post/picture is almost 2 years old now

Meiz said...

I'll try not to suck.

blue said...

"and when you do post a pic, please photo shop grik's hairy balls out of it"


made me laugh again.

the truth hurts

Steve said...

"that post/picture is almost 2 years old now"



that entitles us to an updated one.

Keith S said...

She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more

Spaceman Spiff said...

""She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more"

not her tits, those are fake

/zeke

blue said...

"She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more"

no it won't because she'll just photoshop her head onto another tight body

/zeke

blue said...

see you can see the skin color changes from the neck to the head


/zeke

ToddPacker said...

"Spaceman Spiff said...
in beth's pic you can tell she was a waitress by her ripped forearm"

this made me laugh

Steve said...

"She's 30 now. Everything will be sagging more"



you hear that beth? prove him wrong. i double dog dare ya.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth's smiley face game was on that day, unstoppable

blue said...

beth should post her new pic tomorrow...since EP won't be around...and then we can take it down, he'll be furious

Keith S said...

Good plan

blue said...

preferrably something skimpy

Keith S said...

Perry is +1 after the first 2 par 3s. Bye bye streak

blue said...

buh bye

Meiz said...

Sales job guy's secretary just called.

Job is selling retirement plans & shit like that, making cold calls and shit for $10 and hour.

Cue the Jim Rome ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Keith S said...

and hour of what?

blue said...

that sounds desirable

Jugdish said...

local company?

Jugdish said...

or some pyramid thing?

Keith S said...

Now is a good time to get people excited about retirement plans




s

blue said...

you could be going places with that company.

just think, with that experience it could help you start MPS.

Spaceman Spiff said...

10$/hour is nothing to sniff at

Meiz said...

"local company?"

They would muddle the name of the company when saying it. Shay-dee

Keith S said...

IN YOU FACE, AL QAEDA

Meiz said...

"10$/hour is nothing to sniff at"


I make >>>> $10/hr

Keith S said...

If steve worked at ups, that would be ironic

Keith S said...

Hopefully tem doesn't die because of this

Keith S said...

"I make >>>> $10/hr"

U.S.?

Jugdish said...

"I make >>>> $10/hr"



plus OT

Keith S said...

mize doesn't get OT because new lady steals his hours

Aitch said...

"exgfH
^
The E means you should drink the beer."

Problem is that I want the e to revert back to a c

Keith S said...

Next, they'll post a video of miniature planes flying through the city

Keith S said...

"Problem is that I want the e to revert back to a c"

So you're gonna get her drunk to do that?

Meiz said...

good stuff

Meiz said...

"plus OT"

Mize doesn't get OT because bossman is too cheap, and likes to do things illegally.

Jugdish said...

Problem is that I want the e to revert back to a c



so you want it to be cxgfH?

Jugdish said...

Mize doesn't get OT because bossman is too cheap, and likes to do things illegally.


mEEz is an illegal alien

Spaceman Spiff said...

bossman is smart

*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I make >>>> $10/hr"

EST???

Meiz said...

CDT

Aitch said...

You know what I mean jug

Keith S said...

Maybe bossman claims you as a salaried employee, ergo, he doesn't have to pay you OT.

Keith S said...

*I don't know if you can really do that, but it sounded good

Keith S said...

And I just wanted to use "ergo"

Keith S said...

That's how I roll

Keith S said...

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