Thursday, July 30, 2009

Not feeling this

I'm not feeling this right now.

I might go on hiatus.

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Steve said...

EP RE-READ BEFORE YOU HIT PUBLISH.

THEN RE-READ AGAIN

El Padrino said...

freak your such a pussy

Steve said...

really, ep?

on the first comment?

El Padrino said...

that was a joke

NS

wanted to fire the boys up...

El Padrino said...

AJA

for real, i was kidding

El Padrino said...

am I being coached by a ratard*?

El Padrino said...

keef if you don't believe that I was kidding I will change my name for one day, up to you

but serious I was kidding, thought it would be funny to have my first comment with HDH

that and what is a day at LOV without el pad HDH?

El Padrino said...

wish beth was around to spiritually get me through the day

El Padrino said...

the scent of her labia would propel me to the winner's circle

Steve said...

"the scent of her labia would propel me to the winner's circle"

you've already lost. i don't think Keith is gonna buy the "i was just fooling" defense.

El Padrino said...

no way, he'll get the joke

El Padrino said...

you think after all the hype I would just go out there and lay an egg with the first comment?

El Padrino said...

that's poppycock

El Padrino said...

I'm not going to get any conversation? You all want me to hang myself don't you.

El Padrino said...

Bitches.

El Padrino said...

Spiffg will not be on PTI

one day billy, one day

El Padrino said...

"Basically they're adding 32 bloggers to file reports throughout the day"

so this is how you turn a sports blog into a real yob*

Steve said...

Boobs

nsfw

El Padrino said...

HOLY CRAP!

THOSE ARE NICE!!!!!!!!!!

ToddPacker said...

great post, freak

Meiz said...

Pretty sure your is going to cost you

Jugdish said...

hell of a night last night...barely made it to work this am

Steve said...

Can't we replace Freak.

Beth does a good job.

Or maybe meiz will pick up the reigns again.

Whoever.

ToddPacker said...

"hell of a night last night...barely made it to work this am"

birthday boozing, nice

El Padrino said...

"hell of a night last night...barely made it to work this am"

did you motorboat them?

El Padrino said...

"Pretty sure your is going to cost you"

keef's an as* but he is not a fool

El Padrino said...

obama chose bud light


now i really hate him

El Padrino said...

"Earlier this week the White House indicated each man would drink the beer of their choice — Bud Light for President Obama, Blue Moon for the police officer, and perhaps Red Stripe or Beck's for Gates."

ToddPacker said...

"no way, he'll get the joke"

i think keith will get the joke.... also i think keith is confident that ep will hdh again

blue said...

those are nice tits


i also like the reflection of the fat dude who seems to be just standing there watching her shower

blue said...

some birthday strange for JUG....good move

blue said...

check and mate

blue said...

"also i think keith is confident that ep will hdh again"

no dobut abuot it

ToddPacker said...

"obama chose bud light"

obama ♥ bud mud

blue said...

look at that, the rockies didn't lose to santana last night....

blue said...

what did you expect from Obama?

colt 45?

Meiz said...

My engine got hotter than it has ever gotten, this morning. I'm fucked. I just know it.

blue said...

he sure as shit wasn't going to drink some microbrew

blue said...

mickey's grenades?

blue said...

woe

ToddPacker said...

the car deal isn't done, meiz?

blue said...

it's 58° out right now....WFT!

ToddPacker said...

"colt 45?"

funny

blue said...

"the car deal isn't done, meiz?"

i read that as, "my new car is about to blow up"

Steve said...

"i also like the reflection of the fat dude who seems to be just standing there watching her shower"


only a married dude would notice the fat guy

tem said...

"My engine got hotter than it has ever gotten, this morning. I'm fucked. I just know it."

isn't this your first day of owning it?

tem said...

"I'm not feeling this right now."

were you ever feeling it?

El Padrino said...

"he sure as shit wasn't going to drink some microbrew"

a Sam Adams maybe, since it happened in that area

a local VA or MD brew?

i don't know maybe something owned by an american company

ToddPacker said...

"it's 58° out right now"

thermometers drop below 90°?

tem said...

"freak your such a pussy"

hilarity. who knows what as. will say. if el pad says it is a joke then i am inclined to believe him.

but damn, risky joke.

tem said...

el pad, what's wrong with santana?

he can't beat the rockies?

ToddPacker said...

"isn't this your first day of owning it?"

i thought meiz said he could not pick up the new car until friday

tem said...

bud light is the most popular beer in america. you don't get to be president by not drinking the most popular beer in america.

blue said...

like i said, he wasn't going to give some local brew free advertising.


"OMG, obamer likes to drink brooklyn brown ale...I better go buy me some right now"

tem said...

"i thought meiz said he could not pick up the new car until friday"

could be, my reader sometimes gets bored and skips over mass parts of the dialogue.

Jugdish said...

did you motorboat them?


YES!

blue said...

"he can't beat the rockies?"

sure as shit couldn't beat them last night

Jugdish said...

could be, my reader sometimes I get bored and skip over mass parts of the dialogue.


\ep


fixed

blue said...

jug should use the "i believe it's pronounced menage a trois" line

tem said...

wtg jug.

Meiz said...

"i thought meiz said he could not pick up the new car until friday"


Friday at the earliest

blue said...

JUG=LOV member of the week

El Padrino said...

pineapple express is funny

blue said...

"Friday at the earliest"

wft? why would you have to wait to pick up the car? you having shit done to it?

El Padrino said...

"bud light is the most popular beer in america. you don't get to be president by not drinking the most popular beer in america."

not owned by americans anymore, that was my point

El Padrino said...

plus bud light blows

tem said...

they have to remove the front seats so he fits in it.

ToddPacker said...

"pineapple express is funny"

rogan and apatow were on stern this morning.... very funny. they were blasting entourage

El Padrino said...

hilarity

tem said...

"not owned by americans anymore, that was my point"

it is the most popular beer in america is my point.

also budweiser employs more americans than any other beer company.

tem said...

your face blows.

tem said...

AJA i dislike bud light.

Steve said...

EP is adding Obama's beer of choice to things he hates about him.



You need to get a hobby, EP. Way too much free time on your hands.

Jugdish said...

plus bud light blows


gives me a headache the next day

ToddPacker said...

"AJA i dislike bud light."

bud > miller > coors

cheap beer talk = col

El Padrino said...

"gives me a headache the next day"

taste like ass

Jugdish said...

EP is adding Obama's beer of choice to things he hates about him.


Obama probably drinks tab cola too

ToddPacker said...

tastes

blue said...

hmmm, that was pretty close to hdh

tem said...

"taste like ass"

if "your" didn't make him lose then "taste" will.

blue said...

"also budweiser employs more americans than any other beer company"

your* just making that up

Meiz said...

"not owned by americans anymore, that was my point"


So? Neither is Miller/Coors. What's your point?

blue said...

molson/miller/coors

Steve said...

game.set.match

tem said...

"your* just making that up"

but you can't proof* me wrong

Jugdish said...

a friend of mine and I are conducting an experiment. In the movies/tv someone walks up to the bar and asks for "a beer" or "a cool one" and they are given a beer no questions asked. this doesn't seem to work in real life as there appears to be choices.

When we go out we have been asking for "a beer", and we are always asked what kind. So we ask them what they would bring us if we just wanted "a beer". Here are the results so far:

budweiser: 1
bud light: 3
Harp: 1
Lonestar: 1

Meiz said...

"wft? why would you have to wait to pick up the car? you having shit done to it?"


I have to give the dealership my loan shit and the check. and the dealership is playing the blame the gov't game as to why its taking so long. Weazy>>>>>>>>>Car dealerships.

Meiz said...

"gives me a headache the next day"


because its a rice beer

El Padrino said...

erin andrews called 911 cuz photog's* were on her lawn?

Meiz said...

"When we go out we have been asking for "a beer", and we are always asked what kind. So we ask them what they would bring us if we just wanted "a beer". Here are the results so far:"



Goddman scientists

blue said...

lonestar is an awesome beer


we call it miller lite everywhere else

El Padrino said...

"taste like ass"

is not exactly hdh but it's up to keef i guess

sort of ghey* if you ask me

blue said...

"I did nothing wrong and I'm being treated like fucking Brittany Spears and it sucks"

Jugdish said...

we call it miller lite everywhere else


when are your in laws moving to austin?

El Padrino said...

in real life i would never say "tastes like ass" when describing something

example:

how's that subway sammich* ep?

taste like ass bro

blue said...

"when are your in laws moving to austin?"

still not sure, they're wishy washy about the whole thing

Jugdish said...

example:

how's that og* ep?

taste suite!




fixed

blue said...

taste like ass bro....fuggedaboutit


8fized

ToddPacker said...

"example:

how's that subway sammich* ep?

taste like dong bro


fixed

Jugdish said...

still not sure, they're wishy washy about the whole thing


they're in bama now right? tell them to do it...austin is a cool town

blue said...

cmblue suggested we buy a condo in Myrtle beach...

this made total sense until i realized that a) we have no money, and b) myrtle beach is a long ass plane ride away

Meiz said...

"how's that subway sammich* ep?"


Sammich isn't hdh

El Padrino said...

my brooklyn accent will/is my downfall

it's just how i talk

blue said...

"they're in bama now right? tell them to do it...austin is a cool town"


yeah, they keep bitching about needing to find a job or something first...woe

Meiz said...

"cmblue suggested we buy a condo in Myrtle beach..."


cmblue is crazy. Tell her to get back on the pill, and get a damn yob

blue said...

"how's that subway sammich* ep?"

kobe how's my ass taste


/shaq

blue said...

"cmblue is crazy. Tell her to get back on the pill, and get a damn yob"

she watches some "house hunters" show and condos are cheap in MB right now...

but she thinks we'd be able to make rental income off of it. In theory that makes sense, except that if people were making rental income off of their units, they wouldn't be selling them all cheaplike

Jugdish said...

ep, you have a hdh bet with keef today, is that right?

Meiz said...

"except that if people were making rental income off of their units, they wouldn't be selling them all cheaplike"


True that.

El Padrino said...

"taste like dong bro"

funny

ToddPacker said...

"ep, you have a hdh bet with keef today, is that right?"

is mike jackson dead?

El Padrino said...

miami condo's are like 75% off

El Padrino said...

"is mike jackson dead?"

kobe wants to be traded

tem said...

"in real life i would never say "tastes like ass" when describing something "

then you are dropping some real life HDH.

it is undeniably supposed to be "tastes like ass". irregardless of how you actually say it in real life.

blue said...

"miami condo's are like 75% off"

miami isn't real kid friendly

blue said...

and 75% off a shitload is still a quarter of a shitload

tem said...

"miami condo's are"

i bet you pronounce the apostrophe when you say that in real life, so it isn't HDH either.

Jugdish said...

"ep, you have a hdh bet with keef today, is that right?"

is mike jackson dead?

i was drinking all night last night...missed the convo

ToddPacker said...

"miami condo's are like 75% off"

condos

Meiz said...

"miami condo's are like 75% off"


ballgame

ToddPacker said...

"i was drinking all night last night...missed the convo"

yeah, i know. i was just being an as.

Jugdish said...

and done

blue said...

i though we said apostrophes didn't count because nobody does that write

Jugdish said...

yeah, i know. i was just being an as.


i probably deserved it, plus we have to make up for keef's asless week

Meiz said...

Keith & Spiff didn't even got to log on to see it happen

blue said...

you guys are roothless

Meiz said...

"i though we said apostrophes didn't count because nobody does that write"


I guess we'll see.


Don't even quit, EP

tem said...

I think EP made the over.

Unless he gets dinged for "your"

El Padrino said...

"i though we said apostrophes didn't count because nobody does that write"

We did. Same for comma & periods.

Jugdish said...

ep has the merriman's website open, he'll be fine

blue said...

oh well, i could care less about this competition anywayz

El Padrino said...

"you guys are roothless"

for real

tem said...

nope, he didn't make the over.

taste was like 25.

Keith S said...

"miami condo's are like 75% off"

BOOM ROASTED

El Padrino said...

that ain't hdh

Keith S said...

"I'm not worried about periods, typos, or capitals letters.
Mainly talking about misspelt* words, using incorrect words, strange grammar. If you use a (*) next to an HDH word, it doesn't count. But if you put an (*) next to a word that's correct, you lose."


Says nothing about apostrophes. How many chances do you want today?

Keith S said...

maybe we can just keep going until you get one that you feel is proper


s

El Padrino said...

I'll concede right now if you want to use "condo's*". Up to you. I would like another shot.

Keith S said...

You can have another shot, but if you win, my punishment is cut in half

Keith S said...

weasel

El Padrino said...

fuck you

take that back i said i'd concede

blue said...

don't you mean that you're conceited?

Jugdish said...

take that back i said i'd conseed




fixed

Jugdish said...

"miami condo's are like 75% off"



that was a joke

NS

wanted to fire the boys up...

\ep

El Padrino said...

"don't you mean that you're conceited?"

Trix are for kids.

Keith S said...

suite

tem said...

slapperoo

El Padrino said...

Not saying another word until keef retracts the weasel statement.

I take that shit very seriously.

Keith S said...

So you want another chance, but won't make any comments. Got it

tem said...

they make spray on condoms.

Keith S said...

You're only partly a weasel, EP

El Padrino said...

"So you want another chance, but won't make any comments. Got it"

I said we'll end it but would like another chance. Then you called me a weasel. Now we're at an impasse because I am no weasel.

Your move.

blue said...

"suite"

awesome, save that buck

Keith S said...

"awesome, save that buck"

Not if you eat 4

El Padrino said...

"You're only partly a weasel, EP"

Your mother. Change my name now, bet's over. I want no part of the weasel moniker.

blue said...

"they make spray on condoms."

that would have solved the 40yo virgins problems

Meiz said...

"they make spray on condoms."


WHAT?

Keith S said...

"I said we'll end it but would like another chance. Then you called me a weasel. Now we're at an impasse because I am no weasel.

Your move."



Are you pouting?

blue said...

"Not if you eat 4"

thats too much hassle to save another dollar

Keith S said...

"Your mother. Change my name now, bet's over. I want no part of the weasel moniker."

Hilarity

Keith S said...

"thats too much hassle to save another dollar"

probably

Steve said...

"Not saying another word until keef retracts the weasel statement."

God I’m glad George Bush is gone.

Talk about the worse president in history. First 9/11 happens while he has his thumb up his ass...I mean, he read the memo talking about an imminent attack on the US (using airplanes) and DID NOTHING. What does he do to make up for it, starts a useless war, sends the country trillions of dollars in debt and kills hundreds of thousands of civilians in Iraq.

But at least he had a close eye on the economy, wait...no he didn't. His lack of action led to the near collapse of our banking system and mass corruption in the financial markets.

But, at least he was a champion of civil rights and liberties, oh wait, no he pissed all over those too.

Steve said...

oh, too late.

El Padrino said...

weasel is the worse possible thing you can call someone on here

that's established

you went there not me

El Padrino said...

i'd rather be called a doosh or a pussy or a cunt

anything but a weasel

not cool man

Keith S said...

""weasel is the worse possible thing you can call someone on here

that's established

you went there not me"


Alright. I didn't realize you were going to turn into a chick. I'll take back the weasel comment and let you have another chance at the bet. If I win, I still get a week. If you win, you get a day.

tem said...

as. hurt el pad's feelings.

El Padrino said...

chick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weasel

tem said...

beth would not approve of this chicanery.

Meiz said...

"weasel is the worse possible thing you can call someone on here

that's established"


I'd rather be called weasel over many many other things

Meiz said...

Fucking weasels.

El Padrino said...

"I'd rather be called weasel over many many other things"

J.P. Mills

Keith S said...

So are you taking the deal?

El Padrino said...

"Alright. I didn't realize you were going to turn into a chick. I'll take back the weasel comment and let you have another chance at the bet. If I win, I still get a week. If you win, you get a day."

Apology accepted.

Keith S said...

I was waiting for that

El Padrino said...

"Iowa woman sells her TVs to avoid seeing Obama..."

awesome

Jugdish said...

First 9/11 happens after years or terrorist attacks on the US when Clinton DID NOTHING.


fixed

Keith S said...

I'm debating on whether or not to keep Cassel in the keeper league

El Padrino said...

"A 78-year-old Carroll woman says she's so tired of seeing President Barack Obama on the airwaves that she's selling her television sets -two of them.

Deloris Nissen, a retired nurses' aide and former Kmart employee who was raised on a farm near Audubon, placed a classified advertisement with The Daily Times Herald for Friday's paper.

In the $5.50 ad, Nissen tells readers she has two television sets for sale.

The reason: "Obama on every channel and station."

In an interview Nissen said she is serious about selling two TVs - and genuine about her disgust with what she believes to be an overexposed president.

"I just got tired of watching him on every channel," Nissen said. "I thought, my gosh, does he ever stay at the White House?"


Hilarity.

tem said...

Sam Cassell is pretty old to be keeping.

Meiz said...

"I'm debating on whether or not to keep Cassel in the keeper league"


I'm torn between Romo & Ben

El Padrino said...

"I'm debating on whether or not to keep Cassel in the keeper league"

Randy Moss is not walking through that door.

Or Wes Welker.

tem said...

my college football coach would say "my gosh" a lot.

blue said...

""weasel is the worse possible thing you can call someone on here

that's established"


worst, or are we letting that go.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm debating on whether or not to keep Cassel in the keeper league"


i'm not feeling the keeper league right now

i might go on hiatis

blue said...

keaper league is off da hook da hook

Keith S said...

Is bobby engram still in the league

Keith S said...

"worst, or are we letting that go."

Good catch

tem said...

"worst, or are we letting that go."

good catch.

that was in the debate period though, you know, when the bet may or may not have been on again, so we will have to let it go too.

Keith S said...

That's 3, EP. Is that enough?

tem said...

"i'm not feeling the keeper league right now

i might go on hiatis"

i'll run it like i run my espn baseball team.

Meiz said...

"A 78-year-old Carroll woman...Deloris Nissen, a retired nurses' aide and former Kmart employee who was raised on a farm"



SHOCKING

El Padrino said...

"worst, or are we letting that go."

lick my balls blue

fire away keef this is over

El Padrino said...

"That's 3, EP. Is that enough?"

2

Keith S said...

3

El Padrino said...

condo's

worse

you're counting your?

not that i care technically it's over

Keith S said...

taste

Meiz said...

"you're counting your?"


hilarious

Keith S said...

but irregardless, 2 > than 1

El Padrino said...

"taste"

roger that

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