Tuesday, July 21, 2009

No plate

I didn't see a plate that I couldn't decipher on my own. I know, shocking and surprising.

By the by I am drunk whilst writing this. I am sitting in the condo listening to my dad bitch about his 4 hour layover in Atlanta. My cousin Dave got here in 3hrs and my dad had a 4hr layover. It is mind bottling to him. I tried to tell him Beth was in Atlanta, but I just got a blank stare....he isn't a lawyer, so he wouldn't get anywhere anyway.

Tom Watson gets 2nd and a big jump in the rankings...whoop de dooo. Can't play next year old timer. Have fun dominating the senior tour.

Apparently some space movie about a chimp is on. Ed Harris is in it. I have no clue what we are watching.

Dad is amazed I can type without looking at the keyboard. I am amazed I am spelling relatively well.

I have no sports talk or movie review. I am on vacation and tired.

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Beth said...

I'd have loved to meet DOT (= Dad Of Tem), it might've explained a lot...

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

tem shines

Jugdish said...

tem is no freak

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

i posted something like 5 secs before that went up

Jugdish said...

ep is no freak

Beth said...

Star Wars bobbleheads (today only) for Mize.

I have no idea who 2 of these characters are.

blue said...

EP's post blows and sucks all in one

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

star wars is awful

Jugdish said...

so is your face!

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

actually i'm studly

blue said...

so jug ordered the bobbleheads...got it.

Jugdish said...

negative, that was just an easy "so is your face" scenario

blue said...

gints sign vick

Jugdish said...

A's winning last night was hilarity

blue said...

rockies are now your NL wildcard leaders

blue said...

nerve thought i'd say that this year

blue said...

next thing you know, i'll be touting the broncos as AFC west champions...(s)

blue said...

This whole EA thing is pissing me off with her holier then now stance


you know what lady, if you weren't hot, you wouldn't have the job you have. Quit acting horrified that you're sexually objectified. Live with it, embrace it. Quit kidding yourself. If you weren't hot, you'd be working on the sunshine sports network in florida doing reports on the local double A baseball team's mascot that got caught in a fish fry accident.

blue said...

and you know eltardo has watched that shit like 37,296 times, but he'll act like he's appalled and refuse to comment about it.

blue said...

oh, 37,297 now

Beth said...

"This whole EA thing is pissing me off with her holier then now stance"

What if it was cmblue who was videoed from a peephole? I know she doesn't have a high profile job that her looks helped her get (as far as I know at least) but still.

blue said...

i wouldn't be pissed...she would be.

i'd be like, whelp, that's what you get these days...and quit having sex with david wright and urban meyer

blue said...

how would you react bethany?

Meiz said...

I am not paying $30 for that shit

blue said...

er..elizabeth

Beth said...

I'd probably be reacting about like EA is, just without the firepower of ESPN behind me. I might know an attorney or 2 to help me though...

Beth said...

It's different for guys. WADR I don't think y'all can truly understand what this would be like for women.

blue said...

you mean to be talked about nationwide? get incredible publicity?

it's not like she looked bad

blue said...

i'd be one thing if she pulled out her sextoys and started using them...or was fingering herself while saying my name or something....but this is really quite innocent in the grand scheme of things.

blue said...

people aren't dumb...they realize that the dude who filmed this is a creep, it shouldn't reflect upon her in anyway other than sympathy

damn perverts anyway

Beth said...

"i'd be one thing if she pulled out her sextoys and started using them...or was fingering herself while saying my name or something....but this is really quite innocent in the grand scheme of things"

See, guys don't get it (don't worry, you're not alone with this). It's one thing to choose to pose nude or release something like this but to have that choice taken from you is a form of being violated, regardless of how great she looked.

Jugdish said...

that's why zeke has never posted a pic of himself

blue said...

no, i get it

but she's kind of a prude

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't be pissed...she would be.

i'd be like, whelp, that's what you get these days...



I don't believe that for a minute

Beth said...

"but she's kind of a prude"

She's a prude cause she's pissed someone videoed her without her consent and posted it all over the internet?

Wow, you're harsh.

Beth said...

Yeah jug is right, I should've called you out on that too.

Jugdish said...

Borat: Blue likes to watch vidoes of the girls make the toilet.

blue said...

"Yeah jug is right, I should've called you out on that too."


nah, that's the world we live in these days...lots of perverts...i wouldn't blame her for being pissed, but what good does getting angry do? just draws more attention to the subject.

Jugdish said...

Actually the EA fallout has been pretty tame. She isn't saying too much and letting her lawyers and police do the work.

blue said...

you're all going to find out it was staged, and filmed by quentin tarantino soon anyway.

blue said...

"Actually the EA fallout has been pretty tame. She isn't saying too much and letting her lawyers and police do the work"


i'm sure she'll be going on Oprah soon.

Beth said...

"nah, that's the world we live in these days...lots of perverts...i wouldn't blame her for being pissed, but what good does getting angry do? just draws more attention to the subject"

And if it happens to bgblue when she turns 18? Same mild reaction?


I don't think it's just me when I say if this happened to me and my guy was like "oh well honey, that's life" I'd be pretty pissed at him too.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"you know what lady, if you weren't hot, you wouldn't have the job you have. Quit acting horrified that you're sexually objectified. Live with it, embrace it. Quit kidding yourself. If you weren't hot, you'd be working on the sunshine sports network in florida doing reports on the local double A baseball team's mascot that got caught in a fish fry accident."


actually she's pretty good at what she does, i mean you have st. bernards that have the same job so not sure i agree that she has the job because she's hot

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

wall i guess

Jugdish said...

taking the stros over the cards for the streak tonight

Meiz said...

She got the job at the wwl because she's smoking hot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"She isn't saying too much and letting her lawyers and police do the work."

lost cause, the interweb is serious business, some places still have the video up, and who hasnt seen it, they are just doing busy work

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

spiff who still has the vids up i want to save it on my home pc

blue said...

exactly...and if you wait long enough. lawyers will quit "looking" for somebody to yell at, and it will just stay up.

blue said...

yeah spiff, tell us

Jugdish said...

lost cause, the interweb is serious business, some places still have the video up, and who hasnt seen it, they are just doing busy work



well the video is out there and there isn't much they can do to make sure it never gets posted again, but I bet they can find out who did it. I'm guessing that is their primary concern.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff who still has the vids up i want to save it on my home pc"

spankwire has it, and all the clips are merged, its a 5 minute vid

Jugdish said...

spankwire has it, and all the clips are merged, its a 5 minute vid



mental note

Meiz said...

I'm starting a Spiff-centric religion. Who's in?

blue said...

it's sure there...maybe slo-mo

tem said...

EA stuff while I am on vacation is not fair.

I can't really watch it too much with the family hanging around.

tem said...

extra el pad post threw off my 5s and 0s thing. i am sad.

tem said...

by the by no zorses at horseback riding and i got a blank stare when i asked about them.

tem said...

time to hit the pool and get drunk.

blue said...

tem is the greatest ever

Beth said...

Tem, where did you go to go horseback riding? I know there's Lawton Stables in Sea Pines but I'm pretty sure you need to make reservations.

Meiz said...

"Mets: Placed starter Fernando Nieve on the DL with a leg injury."


This has been one of the more entertaining seasons ever

Jugdish said...

tem: I'd like to reserve two zorses for 3 o'clock

horse lady: ::pepper steak::

Jugdish said...

This has been one of the more entertaining seasons ever


time to go read the stache

isiah thompson said...

people aren't dumb...they realize that the dude who filmed this is a creep,

Erroneous. this man is a saint, a visionary, a trailblazer, a pioneer....bill brasky wishes he was this guy

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"extra el pad post threw off my 5s and 0s thing. i am sad."

deleting

Meiz said...

"Erroneous. this man is a saint, a visionary, a trailblazer, a pioneer....bill brasky wishes he was this guy"


Thought it was Bill Brasky

Meiz said...

Wall(ter the farting dog)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Three words. Micro fracture surgery.

-EP"


hilarity

Keith S said...

"you're all going to find out it was staged, and filmed by quentin tarantino soon anyway."

Thank God. Then we'll stop getting his shit movies

Keith S said...

"She got the job at the wwl because she's smoking hot"

What about Michelle Tafoya? Andrea Kramer? Holly Rowe? Shelly Smith? Colleen Dominguez? Pedro Gomez?

isiah thompson said...

Shelly Smith has curves in all the right places.





















































































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Meiz said...

"What about Michelle Tafoya? Andrea Kramer? Holly Rowe? Shelly Smith? Colleen Dominguez? Pedro Gomez?"


Law of averages

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

bull, espn has 3 attractive woman on programming and EA is one of them

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

maybe 4, hannah storm is a milf

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

keef, you got Morneua'd last night

Jugdish said...

6 second video of ea is no longer available

Meiz said...

Spain better beat Turkey in the U19 tournament

isiah thompson said...

Has the Big Ben complaint been linked, some hilarity dialogue, lady sounds like a nutjob

McNulty claims that she told him, "You don't want to do this." She also claims that she said, "Please don't," and that she told him she was not on any type of birth control.

She claims that he said in response, "Don't worry, I'll pull out," which he ultimately did.

Jugdish said...

"If anyone asks you, you fixed my television," he allegedly said. "You fixed my television. Now go!"


chuckle

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

saw that, civil case, no thanks

i aint saying she a goldigger

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

the real LT, one and only

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

he's candid

isiah thompson said...

holy smokes have you guys seen the pic of spiffg's dad on the front page of the wwl.

hilarity

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

kiana tom vid

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

wow that's a mustache

isiah thompson said...

I always thought spiffg's dad was a garbage man.


NS

blue said...

eltardo's dad is einstein?

Jugdish said...

holy smokes have you guys seen the pic of spiffg's dad on the front page of the wwl.



awesome!

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

spiffg no longer writing for the mag, good those were always weaksauce anyway

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

fergie has a penis, WWTD

Meiz said...

That is not what I thought the sports dad would look like. I also figured he'd be older.

isiah thompson said...

spiffg no longer writing for the mag, good those were always weaksauce anyway


I'm telling you, he's going to have his own tv and/or radio show in a few years on espn.

isiah thompson said...

I always thought spiffg gave off the air of having a really tough Boston upbringing but it sounds like he was a silverspoon.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

ooo, the mean streets of boston

blue said...

no, he's admittedly said he was a rich kid in Boston

his dad has lower level season tickets for the C's for like the last 40 years...

Jugdish said...

I always thought spiffg gave off the air of having a really tough Boston upbringing but it sounds like he was a silverspoon.



I've never got that impression

blue said...

went to a rich kid school

hung out with grik and ran a sub 4 40

Jugdish said...

its nice to have grik back in the mix

blue said...

" how many people have a law degree, a master's and a PhD?"

lots?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"That is not what I thought the sports dad would look like. I also figured he'd be older."

me neither, though he was fat. wasnt he fat in the eltardo cartoon?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lots?"

yup, hilarity

Jugdish said...

lots?


not lots...stop it


maybe a lot of people, but as a %, prob very few

blue said...

he didn't say what % of people, he said How many people

Spaceman Spiff said...

"maybe a lot of people"

so lots, got it

Jugdish said...

he didn't say what % of people, he said How many people


do you know any?

Jugdish said...

the point...its not common

Jugdish said...

Id say out of 300 million people in the world, maybe 275 people have those credentials


s

blue said...

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

yes, your apology is accepted

blue said...

eltardo is proud of his dad. i liked the artricle

Jugdish said...

yeah, it was a good article

isiah thompson said...

Spiffg is at his best when he's not whining about boston sports.

isiah thompson said...

NASCAR was forced to throw a caution flag every 10 to 12 laps during the 2008 race because of major problems with tire wear. Tires would disintegrate into shattered pieces of rubber in fewer than 20 laps around the 2.5-mile rectangle.

that last part is total hilarity.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

tire kilt that indy car driver

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

barkley is a fool

"On who's more impressive, Tiger or Michael Jordan:

"I think Tiger is more impressive. He has to play against 130 guys or more every week. He can't control what other people are doing. He can only do his thing. They're the two greatest athletes I've seen in my generation. For me, it's cool to have competed against Michael and watched Tiger in his prime."

isiah thompson said...

I think I agree with Barkley.

MJ was arguably the all-time greastest in the NBA, but he wasn't winning those titles without Pippen and even scrubs like Paxson and Kerr.

When Tiger craps the bed he goes home empty handed (like last weekend)

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

he called tiger an athlete

Jugdish said...

that is what happens when you compare someone in an individual sport to someone in a team sport...not a good comparison.

Meiz said...

Tiger is an athlete

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"Tiger is an athlete"

no he's not, he's a golfer

isiah thompson said...

that is what happens when you compare someone in an individual sport to someone in a team sport...not a good comparison.

but then how could you compare a football player to a basketball player?

Meiz said...

You really think Tiger's not incredibly athletic?

isiah thompson said...

yeah I'm not sure about the afleet part with Tiger.

he seems like he's in good shape and may very well be an afleet, but I don't think golfers are afleets.

see Daly, John.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"You really think Tiger's not incredibly athletic?"

i don't know all i've seen him do is swing a golf club

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

*and fuck nice swedish woman

Meiz said...

I guarantee Tiger could have chosen almost any sport for his profession, and he would be one of the best.

isiah thompson said...

You really think Tiger's not incredibly athletic?


can you really tell that by watching him play golf though?

he seems like he's in incredible shape and may have some athletic ability but "incredibly athletic"?

I'd say the answer to that is "incomplete".

Meiz said...

John Daly is not an athlete. Tiger Woods is.

isiah thompson said...

I guarantee Tiger could have chosen almost any sport for his profession, and he would be one of the best.


disagree.

he's got the heart, will to compete and skill level of some of the all time greatest competitors across any sport of all time....but he hasn't proven "athletic ability"

Meiz said...

"but he hasn't proven "athletic ability""


He has it

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

" guarantee Tiger could have chosen almost any sport for his profession, and he would be one of the best."

that's a shitty gaurantee

isiah thompson said...

you've never seen Tiger:

run a route and make a one handed catch

hit a jumper

d someone up

rebound

kick a ball


ice skate


etc
etc
etc

isiah thompson said...

He has it

what's he done to prove this though?

pull some golf shots out of his ass?

hitting a golf ball isn't inherently "athletic"

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

Tiger is 6ft 1inch, 185 and i'll give you he's half black so he probably has some hops but

you think he could be a star ss?

what about an elite Point Guard?

how about a starting CB?

isiah thompson said...

that's a shitty gaurantee

watch out for that glue sniffing toof* fairy

Jugdish said...

I guarantee Tiger could have chosen almost any sport for his profession, and he would be one of the best.


I highly doubt this. Tiger is athletic, but that is a bit much

Jugdish said...

Tiger is 6ft 1inch and a half, 185 and i'll give you he's half black so he probably has some hops but



fixed

isiah thompson said...

"and a half"

is never unfunny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I guarantee Tiger could have chosen almost any sport for his profession, and he would be one of the best."

hilarity

Jugdish said...

tiger would have been a shitty nascar driver

Meiz said...

"you think he could be a star ss?

what about an elite Point Guard?

how about a starting CB?"


8 to 10 years ago, yes.

Earl was a maniac with that training shit. I think he could have been a successful whatever.

Jugdish said...

tiger would have been a shitty nascar driver

and he would never fall for the banana in the tailpipe!

Jugdish said...

Earl was a maniac with that training shit.


you can train all you want at something, but you've got to have some natural ability as well

blue said...

if tiger isn't an athelete, then a DH isn't an athelete either.

i'm not sayin, i'm just sayin

blue said...

maybe he's a mental athlete

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

but all dh's have played the filed in the past and run bases

isiah thompson said...

if tiger isn't an athelete, then a DH isn't an athelete either.

who said that DH's are athletes?

I think sometimes the term "athlete" or "athletic" is thrown around erroneously in place of "competitor"

blue said...

so you're saying that tiger can't run the bases?

blue said...

consider that he does walk further in a weekend of golf than most baseball players run for the entire year, running bases.

blue said...

are you saying that jesus christ can't hit a curveball

Jugdish said...

I think sometimes the term "athlete" or "athletic" is thrown around erroneously in place of "competitor"



troof

Jugdish said...

consider that he does walk further in a weekend of golf than most baseball players run for the entire year, running bases.



a lot of old people do that much walking through malls early in the morning before the stores open

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"so you're saying that tiger can't run the bases?"

so your throwing out the fact that most DH's played the field when they first started out?

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

are regular baseball players athletes?

Jugdish said...

if mEEz can beat you in one on one, are you an athlete?

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

he can't and he won't

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he can't and he won't"

youll miss a fadeaway once in a while, he wont miss 2 footers after backing you down into the paint every play.

6 inch height advantage, 75 pound weight advantage, cut from his high school team, be real yo, you'd get murdered

Jugdish said...

6 and a half inch height advantage, 75 pound weight advantage, cut from his high school team, be real yo, you'd get murdered


fixed

Meiz said...

Dominated

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"youll miss a fadeaway once in a while, he wont miss 2 footers after backing you down into the paint every play.

6 inch height advantage, 75 pound weight advantage, cut from his high school team, be real yo, you'd get murdered"

I'm good.

ns

Meiz said...

21 to 4, Meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm good.

ns"

yea, a natural at everything, you told us

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

i've played against bigger people

bigger black people too

Meiz said...

Strike that. 22 to 4, Meiz. I'd bury a deuce at 20 just to throw salt in the wound.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"yea, a natural at everything, you told us"

not so good at hockey actually

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would lose to almost everyone on here fo sho

Meiz said...

"i would lose to almost everyone on here fo sho"


You'd beat rev, Kod, and freak, for sure.

Meiz said...

We'll have to have a math competition at the Olympicnic for Spiff.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

long feature on afghanastan

Meiz said...

And felching for Beth, Kod, & Freak



wadr

Meiz said...

"long feature on afghanastan"


Thanks for the warning

Jugdish said...

We'll have to have a math competition at the Olympicnic for Spiff.



and swimming. With all the experience keef will get in his new pool, he should be michael phelps by the time the lov olympics happen

Meiz said...

"and swimming. With all the experience keef will get in his new pool, he should be michael phelps by the time the lov olympics happen"


I hope Keith can find his way out of the pool first.

Jugdish said...

ive always wanted a large pool of boiling water in my back yard

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

from the files of random things i am also awesome at:

paintball
lasertag
nerf gun fight
jousting
ping pong
slip and slide beer relays
horsehoes
climbing trees
frisbee
dodgeball
handball
checkers
monopoly
rummy

Meiz said...

"jousting"


You said you've never been on a horse

Jugdish said...

You said you've never been on a horse


it was a zorse

Meiz said...

Zorse would explain it

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"jousting"


"You said you've never been on a horse"

jousting is with horses?
i'm talking American Gladiator style but with brrom sticks with pillows on each end

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

also good at chicken fights in the pool, volleyball and marco polo

also hide the bacon, manhunt and freeze tag

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

stoopball too
and beer pong

Jugdish said...

also hide the bacon


nice

isiah thompson said...

paintball
lasertag
nerf gun fight
dong jousting
ping pong
slip and slide beer relays
horsehoes
climbing trees
frisbee
dodgeball
handball
checkers
monopoly
rummy
tummy sticks


*fized

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

tummy sticks

wedding crashers

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wedding crashers"

i think zeke has stolen complete ownership of the term tummy sticks by now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So I'm a nurse on a med/surgical unit, and was given a 500 pound women
for my shift. While cleaning one of her folds, I noticed what I perceived as necrotic, dead skin. I sent a sample down to the lab and a few hours later I was informed that this was not her dead skin but was in fact remains of several Oreo cookies."

hilarity

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

yuck

isiah thompson said...

it's powdered sugar....and it's delicious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

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Jugdish said...

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