Friday, July 31, 2009

NFL Camp Openings

A little nugget as each camp opens yesterday, today and tomorrow. Giddy up.

NFC East : Another dogfight year but this year the Cowboys won't be in it.

Giants - Who's catching red zone TD's?
Eagles - No Westbrook the entire camp.
Skins - Signed Orakpo, will JC finally breakthrough?
Cowboys - Damn Jessica Simpson, the break-up just raised their record.

NFC North : A heavy Norris division this year. Solid football games.

Packers - Nice quiet off-season this year.....haven't heard boo.
Vikings - How do they look Tavaris Jackson in the eye and say "You're our guy?"
Bears - Cutler.
Detroit - They hired the Titans def co right? Poor guy.

NFC South : These teams always rotate, is it the Panthers turn?

Bucs - TP is older than Raheem Morris.
Panthers - I'm big on the Panthers this year.
Falcons - Great nucleus, Gonzo gives Ryan a nice Linus blanket.
Saints - Will Brees continue to waste 300+yd games?

NFC West : Much more competitive than years past.

Cards - Back down to earth?
St. Louis - Marc Bulger died last year?
49ers - Are back.
Seattle - Hasselback finally has a target in Hous-ya-mama.

AFC East : Ultra competitive division now that the Fins are back.

Pats - Someone is back.
Jets - Someone is gone.
Dolphins - Someone is still there.
Bills - Someone arrived.

AFC North : Steelers division to lose.

Steelers - Repeating in the NFL is very difficult.
Ravens - Building something here, 2 years away.
Bungles - Carson Palmer needs to take over.
Browns - Mangenius!

AFC South : Colts making the playoffs?

Jags - Bounce back year.
Texans - Optimism is high, would be nice to finish strong for a change.
Colts - With Dungy gone let's see what impact Caldwell will have.
Titans - Dominant last year, same team this year.

AFC West : If the Chargers don't win the division I'll change my name to Nancy.

Broncos - What a bad off-season.
Chargers - Loaded. Again.
Raiders - Awful but pesky.
Chiefs - Cassell got paid what?

In other news, the Sawx might get Victor Martinez. Trade deadline today.

NY Media is hilarity with the Ortiz coverage. As if the Yanks weren't loaded with a small team of needleheads themselves.

And I'm done.

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tem said...

solid post

tem said...

isn't printing more money the easiest way to get out of debt?


a big mac would cost $10,000, but we'd have no debt and everyone would get paid more.

tem said...

CHANGE

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

solid idea tem

tem said...

i'd still be surprised if Griffey Jr, Frank Thomas and Jeter were on the roid list.

I'd be least surprised about Jeter, but surprised nonetheless.

tem said...

they could even save trees by just printing a few trillion dollar bills and handing them out to pay our debt.

tem said...

no more debt and less trees die.

win win.

blue said...

i'd be deverstated if griffey were on the list


he's never acted superhuman so i doubt he is

blue said...

jeter is a douche, you know he didn't take them because he's a boyscout

tem said...

EP, Iverson to Knicks, thoughts?

tem said...

jeter would be the least surprising of those 3 for me. even though frank was huge and it probably wouldn't surprise most people for him.

blue said...

Frank was always huge though...

played TE at Auburn, he's a big boi

blue said...

"Iverson to Knicks"

sounds about write

tem said...

"Frank was always huge though...

played TE at Auburn, he's a big boi"

i know, that's why i'd be SAS.

but i could see most people saying "he's so huge, he must have roided"

blue said...

broncos opened camp yesterday...full on wood.

i was very pessimistic on them 3 months ago...i'm starting to buy in...they'll be a lot better on offense than people think...defense will still suck though

blue said...

it wouldn't surprise me if somebody said, Frank never took roids until late in his career when he started slipping, and that's how he had a huge bounceback year a few years ago.

tem said...

that might still surprise me.

tem said...

no no-shawn in camp blue.

blue said...

yeah, no big deal, he's a runningback...they got their other #1 pick in camp, much more important

tem said...

maybe i should take roids.

tem said...

broncos still have michael pittmann?

blue said...

it could help you grow hair?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

iverson to knicks would be silly

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"they'll be a lot better on offense than people think...defense will still suck though"

agreed

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

no name would shock me

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

1990's into 2006/07 was the steroid era

.

and with no test for HGH it still aint 100% clean

Keith S said...

"I'll take Friday's since it seems like ep is weaseling on his posting responsibilities"


Weasels are the worse

Keith S said...

Tiger is -6 thru 6 holes today. Pretty good

Jugdish said...

folsom prison

Keith S said...

"folsom prison"

Pretty good. But he needs to get rid of that lisp and learn how to say his arrrgghhhs

Jugdish said...

wait till he is 7

Keith S said...

he'll be taller than EP by then

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

here we go

blue said...

here we go again


*fized

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

gubment ran out of "clunker" money

blue said...

yeah, the clunker thing is hilarity

blue said...

good thing meiz got in on that quick like

blue said...

at least the rockies salvaged one shitty game from the mess

blue said...

now they'll go lose 2 of 3 to the fricken reds

blue said...

bet?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

he left niese in too long, bound to hang that cutter

credit to barmes he was teeing it up after his last at-bat, popped the ball up

blue said...

ok, you're on

if the reds win the series you change your name for a day, if they lose the series i'll change mine for the day

blue said...

perfect

blue said...

barmes has been shit lately

good to see him get a couple hitx

ToddPacker said...

working from home today

ToddPacker said...

"barmes has been shit lately"

hell of a shot last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

"gubment ran out of "clunker" money"

padrinofast

TJW said...

Thought you guys would wanna know, last night I met some chic on plentyofwhales and got the Rusty T and then put it in her ass

blue said...

atta boy teej

welcome back

ToddPacker said...

did you drop him off at 7-11 when you were finished?

Jugdish said...

did you drop him off at 7-11 when you were finished?



hilarity

blue said...

so are there any little teej's out there?

TJW said...

ohh yes the fudgebpacker forgot about my dislike for him.

no baby teejs that we know about, thats good news for everyone

blue said...

you still driving the mercedes sl 500?

ToddPacker said...

"ohh yes the fudgebpacker forgot about my dislike for him."

easy teej... just making a joke

ToddPacker said...

lots of tiger updates today sc

ToddPacker said...

*on sc

blue said...

myrtle beach condo purchase is back on

Jugdish said...

easy teej... just making a joke


teej is a little bitter since grik left him for the other side

blue said...

does teej have any good bachelor party stories that include touch football.

or jorts

ToddPacker said...

"myrtle beach condo purchase is back on"

blue is becoming real estate mogul

isiah thompson said...

Eagles - No Westbrook the entire camp.


not sure this is accurate, I think he's on pace to be back by the 3rd week.

Meiz said...

I didn't get my fucking car. Motherfucking dealership fucked me. Fuck my fucking life.

ToddPacker said...

that sucks meiz

ns

isiah thompson said...

shouldn't have waited so long

isiah thompson said...

solid post EP

blue said...

"blue is becoming real estate mogul"

cmblue ran it past her parents who think it's a great idea because they can drive there (8hours) and use it too, so they're going to put some major cash influx into the project.

made it worth my while

Meiz said...

psyche

blue said...

"I didn't get my fucking car. Motherfucking dealership fucked me. Fuck my fucking life."

you didn't have a signed contract?

blue said...

iswydt

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

buy this blue

one day

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"I didn't get my fucking car. Motherfucking dealership fucked me. Fuck my fucking life."

we should have known it was a pecos tale


dammit we were fooled

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"not sure this is accurate, I think he's on pace to be back by the 3rd week."

they ruled him out of all pre-season games

running on a treadmill in camp is not exactly participating

blue said...

laguna sucks

ToddPacker said...

"buy this blue"

holy shit that house is ridiculous

Meiz said...

EP dNswidt

blue said...

"they ruled him out of all pre-season games

running on a treadmill in camp is not exactly participating"


LDT hasn't participated in pre-season for like 5 years now...and he does just fine

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"LDT hasn't participated in pre-season for like 5 years now...and he does just fine"

not saying westbrook will not be fine, jus sayin to say

and ldt never get hip surgery and has broken down the last 2 years

blue said...

now you're justifying

blue said...

of course he didn't get hip surgery, his knee was what was hurt, that would be silly

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"Kenneth Anthony Repke was charged with assault and battery for allegedly hitting a woman during a game of Monopoly. The 56-year-old Fraser woman said she and Repke were playing at a home on the 15000 block of Van Dyke Avenue when Repke wanted to buy Park Place and Boardwalk from her. When she refused, Repke allegedly slapped her in the face, knocking off her glasses and damaging them, said police. Repke admitted to the violence and was arrested. He faces a 93-day misdemeanor."


Game night at the Repke's

ToddPacker said...

full contact monopoly

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

doug flutie's kid riding a bull

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

Washburn to Tiggers

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

karate man bruise on the inside

TJW said...

nah this party was pretty lame..a little drunk boating and some passed out dudes thats about as exciting as it got.expecting the same tomorrow night. I know all the women going, not expecting much in the way of single ladies.

Jugdish said...

Game night at the Repke's


Dammit! You drew a big shoe and a little shoe! Nobody is guessing shoe!

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

break up

Keith S said...

Me 'n Dr. J got cozy this morning. It was nice

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

ok skunkpatch

Keith S said...

No, really. it wasn't cozy, but we met up again

Keith S said...

Our kids are going to be so fuckt

blue said...

that's a random commmetn

Keith S said...

health-wise

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

why what's wrong with cmkeef

Keith S said...

She's got that crazy gene.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

well yeah she's a woman

Keith S said...

touche

Keith S said...

aja, she has a pretty bad anxiety disorder

Keith S said...

I need to be more of a holder outer

ToddPacker said...

"She's got that crazy gene."

crazy gene + as. gene = crazy-as. kids... good luck keith

Keith S said...

"crazy gene + as. gene = crazy-as. kids... good luck keith"

I'll keep the kids in line. They'll just be at the doctor once a week.

Keith S said...

Not from the beatings, of course

isiah thompson said...

John Daly +16 today.

Please Hammer don't hurt 'em.

Keith S said...

ouch

Meiz said...

"John Daly +16 today."


Mo-ther-fuck

isiah thompson said...

HOLY SHIT!

The Mess got Halladay!!!

Meiz said...

New guy's on his way to a punched nutsack if he doesn't stop looking over our shoulders at what we're doing online.

kodiac said...

SC just said the Twins made a move; but can't find it online yet

kodiac said...

oh, Orlando Cabrera

isiah thompson said...

PUNCH THAT SACK!

PUNCH THAT SACK!

PUNCH THAT SACK!

isiah thompson said...

don't forget to punch his dong too.

/ep

blue said...

EP dong jokes never get old

tem said...

"myrtle beach condo purchase is back on"

hilton head is the better

tem said...

"cmblue ran it past her parents who think it's a great idea because they can drive there (8hours) and use it too, so they're going to put some major cash influx into the project."

thought they were moving to texas?

tem said...

"I need to be more of a holder outer"

nah that shit gets you in trouble here. no holderoutering.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

stafford picks are funny

Keith S said...

hilton head condo's are the better


*fized

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

vick meetin with pats

Keith S said...

Suite

Keith S said...

A real life The Hangover

Keith S said...

"vick meetin with pats"

O:FB has nerve* looked better

Keith S said...

I'm SAS that the Mariners traded Washburn

blue said...

"hilton head is the better"

nope, not as kid friendly

blue said...

"I'm SAS that the Mariners traded Washburn"

they got ian snell

isiah thompson said...

EP - D-bags/Mess series bet?

3 days for you 1 for me?

unlimited name/pic changes?

Meiz said...

"I'm SAS that the Mariners traded Washburn"


Breers were eyeballing him, but Jack Z wanted too much in return.

Keith S said...

"Breers were eyeballing him, but Jack Z wanted too much in return."

Breers are dun

Keith S said...

"nope, not as kid friendly"

Screw the kids

Keith S said...

wait

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"EP - D-bags/Mess series bet?

3 days for you 1 for me?

unlimited name/pic changes?"

what's with this 3-1 shit
cuz mess are favorites?

Meiz said...

"Breers are dun"


We'll see. I'm not giving up on them quite yet.

isiah thompson said...

because the d-bags are one of the worse teams in MLB.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"because the d-bags are one of the worse teams in MLB."

Livan Hernandez, Oliver Perez are pitching

Keith S said...

blue
Bet on the Rockies/Reds? 1 comment for each win.

Keith S said...

Doug Davis and Jon garland are pitching

Keith S said...

He spells his name Jon for crissakes

isiah thompson said...

local radio referring to the Cards camp as "NFC Champ Camp".

this is going to end badly for Cards fans this season.

isiah thompson said...

why's EP going all panda dick about his team?

fine 1 day name/pic, unlimited name/pic changes.

Keith S said...

"this is going to end badly for Cards fans this season."

They lost the SB. They'll miss the playoffs. It's science

isiah thompson said...

I think Warner might die this season. It just makes cents*.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

"fine 1 day name/pic, unlimited name/pic changes."

done

mets aint that much better that's why

isiah thompson said...

Deke:

House OKs $2 billion more for clunkers

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

fuckface

i hope your new blows up
taking food out of my mouf

Keith S said...

Suspending the program was their way of saying not to get the Chevwoelet

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

deke you need some toilet paper?
soap? shampoo? canned goods?

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

pauper

Keith S said...

Stop it. Noone's taking food out of your mouth.

isiah thompson said...

deke you need some toilet paper?
soap? shampoo? canned goods?

no canned goods please, she took the can opener.

isiah thompson said...

keef you get that gubment* spending = the taxes we pay right?

Keith S said...

"no canned goods please, she took the can opener."


aitch

Keith S said...

"keef you get that gubment* spending = the taxes we pay right?"

I dunno. Is that what it is? I just know our down payment is less.

Keith S said...

I don't know how that shit works. I know our down payment is 3.5% instead of 10% or whatever for a "normal" loan. What else is different?

tem said...

"nope, not as kid friendly"

you've been recently? seemed pretty kid friendly when i was there last week.

Keith S said...

How many kids did you kick?

Meiz said...

"House OKs $2 billion more for clunkers"


Already got the car.

Keith S said...

Did you get the dragon tat to scare off the kids?

tem said...

"I don't know how that shit works. I know our down payment is 3.5% instead of 10% or whatever for a "normal" loan. What else is different?"

FHA backed loan.

you'll get $8k when you file your taxes.

tem said...

"How many kids did you kick?"

none that anyone knows about.

isiah thompson said...

Already got the car.

did you still get it for 9K?

tem said...

"Did you get the dragon tat to scare off the kids?"

no, i got it to give me some color. was tired of being so white.

Keith S said...

"you'll get $8k when you file your taxes."

That's any 1st time home buyer. Not just FHA.

Keith S said...

"no, i got it to give me some color. was tired of being so white."

It's black

Meiz said...

"i hope your new blows up
taking food out of my mouf"


You're an idiot

Keith S said...

"FHA backed loan."

Yeah. But what does that mean? We're still paying the loan. Gubment isn't paying for it.

Meiz said...

"did you still get it for 9K?"

Of course. I picked it up last night.

Keith S said...

"Of course. I picked it up last night."

Did you have them add the wood panels to the side?

Meiz said...

"Did you have them add the wood panels to the side?"


::fs::

Keith S said...

I find it funny that the 2 biggest guys on this blog bolth* bought the smallest cars.

tem said...

all sorts of wierd shit going on at work today.

gotta steer clear of the storms.

damn.

isiah thompson said...

Meiz said...
I didn't get my fucking car. Motherfucking dealership fucked me. Fuck my fucking life.

July 31, 2009 11:44 AM


so this was just another lie in a long list of lies?

tem said...

"That's any 1st time home buyer. Not just FHA."

i know


the different down payment is because it is an FHA backed loan.

tem said...

"It's black"

which is different than white.

apology accepted

Keith S said...

"so this was just another lie in a long list of lies?"

El Pazekeo

ToddPacker said...

"Did you get the dragon tat to scare off the kids?"

i'm sure this that already talked about, but what is tem's new ankle tat (assuming the dragon tat comment was a joke)?

Keith S said...

"the different down payment is because it is an FHA backed loan."

Right. But we're still paying for the whole thing.

Meiz said...

Meiz said...

psyche

July 31, 2009 11:47 AM

tem said...

"Yeah. But what does that mean? We're still paying the loan. Gubment isn't paying for it."

means if you default, the bank repos it and auctions it off, but doesn't get the amount you owed for it the gubment will pay the difference.

it removes risk for the bank, thus they offer a lower downpayment.

Keith S said...

"(assuming the dragon tat comment was a joke)"


You know what happens when you assume

tem said...

"but what is tem's new ankle tat (assuming the dragon tat comment was a joke)?"

a dragon.

Meiz said...

"(assuming the dragon tat comment was a joke)"


Not a joke

isiah thompson said...

which is different than white.


"it don't matter if your black or white"

RIP MJ (eteo)

Keith S said...

"means if you default, the bank repos it and auctions it off, but doesn't get the amount you owed for it the gubment will pay the difference.

it removes risk for the bank, thus they offer a lower downpayment."



Got it. Well we're not gonna default on it so we're not taking food out of EP's mouf

Meiz said...

ah, the ol' i2i2i

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

pysche is a classic

Keith S said...

"it don't matter if your black or white"


Nice

isiah thompson said...

Meiz said...

psyche

July 31, 2009 11:47 AM

goddman psyches

ToddPacker said...

"I find it funny that the 2 biggest guys on this blog bolth* bought the smallest cars."

i think i'm bigger than meiz

Keith S said...

"i think i'm bigger than meiz"

Well you drive a minivan.

Can't Spell Midget Without EP said...

if the sawx get v-mart the mets will be the third team and acquire laroche

Keith S said...

Where's the truck?

ToddPacker said...

"Well you drive a minivan"

cmtp got an expedition (used) a few months ago... we are minivan free. i still have my f-150

Keith S said...

"cmtp got an expedition (used) a few months ago... we are minivan free."


Atta boy

tem said...

el pad is L shaped comment still has me laughing.

Keith S said...

"i still have my f-150"

Do you have a gun rack in the back winder*?

tem said...

"Got it. Well we're not gonna default on it so we're not taking food out of EP's mouf"

yeah no default, no food out of his mouf.

unless he thinks the gov't actually sets aside cash just in case you default.

tem said...

"Do you have a gun rack in the back winder*?"

and the confederate flag.

tem said...

block

tem said...

block

Keith S said...

"unless he thinks the gov't actually sets aside cash just in case you default."

Well if they do, I'll make sure it's just his money

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