Thursday, July 02, 2009

NBA and horny dogs

Lots of NBA action, too bad T ain't posting today, he would have dropped more knowledge than I'm about to. Pistons sign a crunchtime shooter and a big man who can shoot. Bulls offered Gordan similar deals the past two years and he rejected them in thinking that he will sign with contender I guess? The Bulls have a nice young team which can contend in the East for years to come so I'm not sure what he thinks the Pistons got going on but in my opinion Chicago >>>> Detroit. Bucks had no shot at matching anything Charlie V would get on the open market so his departure surprises no one.

Two ex Knicks traded for each other as Q goes back home to La-La land and the Grizz get Z-Bo.

Cavs look like a lock to steal Ariza cuz the Lakers don't think he's worth more than the minimum of 5.6MM. Seems silly, Ariza had a treeeemendous playoffs and keeping him would be smat*.

Knicks and Mavs are fighting over Kidd. He'll be a nice fit in NY because they can limit his minutes and he'll thrive knowing he's pushing a franchise that has been pretty bad to decent or even good. Anyone see his kid lately? Does that boy still rock a watermelon for a dome?

Fucking AIG does a 1-20 reverse stock split and fucks up all my margin reports, I got some people with quadrillion dollar excess or trillion dollar margin calls.

Go to hell. Posting on Thursday's is dumb.

Freak Video of the Day, Keyboard Cat playing The Shining



Video #2, Dog gets some pussy




Happy FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAYYYYY!

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tem said...

trillion dollar margin call seems like a lot.

Steve said...

If I was that cat, I would whip that owners ass while he slept.

Steve said...

"trillion dollar margin call seems like a lot."


hell of a lot more than 70k in cc debt.

tem said...

what would you whip the owner with, your tail?

cat's don't have thumbs so gripping a whip would be tough.

Beth said...

After being H's #1 groupie with a new pic for a few days, I'm back to my name but am tired of my old pic. So I'm trying this one out today.

Steve said...

"cat's don't have thumbs so gripping a whip would be tough."


obviously, you've never seen Heathcliff

Steve said...

change is good, Beth. change is good.

blue said...

wow beth...

blue said...

i think perhaps H has started a trend


next time i win a bet, the loser will have a hot chick as their picture

tem said...

i hope el pad doesn't lose bets or beth doesn't win bets....they'll make someone post some dong.

blue said...

who wants to bet me on the rockies/diamondback series this weekend?

blue said...

i have an observation that might be worth an entire post

fat women who have expensive hairstyles...

wft...if you care about your appearance so much that you're dropping $150-200 to get your hair done, maybe use that money for a gym membership fatty.

Beth said...

"i think perhaps H has started a trend"

Actually H picked the red sox logo remember. I was the one who suggested the hot red sox women.

El Padrino said...

lesbian

Beth said...

Homo.

tem said...

it's cute when they bicker.


it's like Sam and Diane.

blue said...

dong lover

Steve said...

"dong lover"

ISWYDT

blue said...

i'm assuming that Beth is sam?

Jugdish said...

wft...if you care about your appearance so much that you're dropping $150-200 to get your hair done, maybe use that money for a gym membership fatty.


I think that covers it...no need for an entire post

Beth said...

Expect to hear some woe from mize when he gets here, he forgot his GOLF PICKS.

I hope he enjoyed his 1 week in first place for this session.

tem said...

what are golf picks?

Beth said...

"I think that covers it...no need for an entire post"

Jug clearly has no interest in this subject.

Jugdish said...

Jug clearly has no interest in this subject.


no, i agree with you

Jugdish said...

Jug clearly has no interest in this subject.


that fat chicks are probably already in sweat pants...might as well go to the gym

tem said...

slimming down is more work than getting your hair done.


i suspect. admittedly i know little about hair.

tem said...

if fat chicks were at the gym in full force blue would be bitching that when he went to work out he had no good looking girls to look at.

Beth said...

"slimming down is more work than getting your hair done"

Yeah, that was my thought. An expensive hairstyle requires money but not much effort. Slimming down requires effort and willpower.

El Padrino said...

black hair is involved

Jugdish said...

slimming down is more work than getting your hair done.


surgery...lots of people opt for that surgery to make their stomach smaller

although i have heard of people having problems after that surgery

blue said...

i've never looked at a chick and thought...damn that's nice hair, i should ask her out.


my eyes usually drift a lot lower.

Jugdish said...

my eyes usually drift a lot lower.



blue has a foot fetish

Meiz said...

"Bucks had no shot at matching anything Charlie V would get on the open market so his departure surprises no one."


This is untrue. They were only going to pursue one of the 2 main RFAs. Sessions has more value to the team than CV. CV's effort was/is crap and wildly inconsistent. Plus, Skiles hates black people.

blue said...

a heifer that i usedta work with was that way.

she'd go get her hair done every other week, spend a shitload, and i swear her ass expanded another inch after every appointment.

El Padrino said...

You ever bury your nose, in a mound of curls? And fall asleep for what seems like forever.

Steve said...

"i've never looked at a chick and thought...damn that's nice hair, i should ask her out."


yea, but when you're a fat chick, that's all ya got. i but she had those boobs pushed way up too.

El Padrino said...

"Plus, Skiles hates black people."

villanueva is black?

blue said...

fuck the blazers

El Padrino said...

fat chicks need love too and they give good head

Jugdish said...

and they give good head



urban legend started by fat chicks...look it up on snopes

tem said...

fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay.


which gets you out of debt.

tem said...

time for offsite meeting.

Meiz said...

"wft...if you care about your appearance so much that you're dropping $150-200 to get your hair done, maybe use that money for a gym membership fatty."


Word, Blue. Word.

Meiz said...

"Expect to hear some woe from mize when he gets here, he forgot his GOLF PICKS."


I quit

El Padrino said...

Dear tjokes55,

I just paid for the Phillies jersey. I'd like to have this for an event on July 10. Would it be possible to have it shipped in time to receive it?Thanks for your help.


Go to hell bitch.

blue said...

i've lost 13 pounds on the modified tem diet in 2 weeks

blue said...

you can get the whole diet here

Keith S said...

serena williams is really loud

Keith S said...

"Expect to hear some woe from mize when he gets here, he forgot his GOLF PICKS. "



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

blue said...

i think i might start an OFB blog

but that seems like work.

Keith S said...

"Sessions has more value to the team than CV. CV's effort was/is crap and wildly inconsistent. Plus, Skiles hates black people."

Sessions is black

Meiz said...

"You ever bury your nose, in a mound of curls? And fall asleep for what seems like forever."


What. The. Fuck.

blue said...

he's puerto rican

Jugdish said...

but that seems like work.


you should start with some sort of poon blog and work your way up from there

Beth said...

"Go to hell bitch"

Ah, customer service at it's finest. Good thing you don't need the money EP.

Keith S said...

"I just paid for the Phillies jersey. I'd like to have this for an event on July 10. Would it be possible to have it shipped in time to receive it?Thanks for your help.


Go to hell bitch."


You can't ship it and have it there by a week from tomorrow?

Meiz said...

"Go to hell bitch."


Spend the $4.95 on the postage, you bum.

Meiz said...

"he's puerto rican"


gtfo

blue said...

maybe he should drive it to her

Keith S said...

watching women's tennis is like watching porn with really bad actresses.

Keith S said...

and without the sex, of course

Meiz said...

Women's tennis >>>> Men's tennis

Keith S said...

well yeah

El Padrino said...

"You ever bury your nose, in a mound of curls? And fall asleep for what seems like forever."


What. The. Fuck."



Scent of a Woman

losers

Meiz said...

Not just for the T & A

El Padrino said...

You can't ship it and have it there by a week from tomorrow?

of course I can, do i want to because she's a philly fan, maybe not


ima make her sweat

Keith S said...

"Not just for the T & A"

Yea, I realize you're not into that

ToddPacker said...

"of course I can, do i want to because she's a philly fan, maybe not"

ep, wipe your ass with that philly jersey before you send it

El Padrino said...

"ep, wipe your ass with that philly jersey before you send it"

100% will be done

blue said...

the better question is why does EP have a phillies jersey that he's selling on ebay

ToddPacker said...

"100% will be done"

funny

Keith S said...

"the better question is why does EP have a phillies jersey that he's selling on ebay"

He's trying to make money and noone wants to buy Mess jerseys. They fit too tight around the neck region

Jugdish said...

They fit too tight around the neck region



hilarity

blue said...

but why does he have a philies jersey to sell in the first place

traitor

blue said...

what's next.

get your limited edition patriots jersey with tedy bruschi autograph from EP?

Jugdish said...

i bet he has a lot of yankees gear

Meiz said...

"ep, wipe your ass with that philly jersey before you send it"


Ummm shouldn't you wondering why EP has a Phila jersey, instead?

Jugdish said...

he has to get rid of that stuff now that he writes for the dialymess

Meiz said...

Damn. I missed the bus.

Meiz said...

Gamel's gonna get sent back down because Macha's a dumbfuck, and Doug Melvin is a ratard.


EP, I'd bet I could round up 70K for a contract on Wm. E Hall, if you're interested.

ToddPacker said...

"Ummm shouldn't you wondering why EP has a Phila jersey, instead?"


maybe it was not his jersey... maybe he stold* it.... maybe he is a closet philly fan... either way he should still wipe his ass with it before he sends it out

El Padrino said...

everybody put their mat away

it was a gift, ns, and i never wore it

"It is new, I got it as a gift never wore it. You'll have to take my word for it as there are no tags on it proving it's new. Trust me, check my feedback I'm no con artist. I am a huge Mets fan so I wouldn't be caught dead wearing this. You guys have a funky aunt that buys weird stuff for you on XMAS? Well that's who bought me this. She's nuts, your lucky if your a philly fan because you get a great jersey for a huge discount."

Jugdish said...

"It is new, I got it as a gift never wore it, but I will wipe my ass with it. You'll have to take my word for it as there are no tags on it proving it's new. Trust me, check my feedback I'm no con artist. I am a huge Mets fan so I wouldn't be caught dead wearing this. You guys have a funky aunt that buys weird stuff for you on XMAS? Well that's who bought me this. She's nuts, your lucky if your a philly fan because you get a great jersey for a huge discount."


fixed

Keith S said...

"trust me" is a good selling technique

Meiz said...

This woman I dislike sent her 13 year old daughter to Canada for summerlong camp, and her trunk full of clothes and such got snagged in customs. Its turned into a massive hassle.


Ahahahahaha. Eat it, beyotch.

Keith S said...

The Air France plane that crashed last month with 228 people aboard "did not break up or become destroyed in flight," the French air investigation agency announced today. "The plane went straight down, almost vertically," accident investigator Alain Bouillard told reporters.

Meiz said...

EP is the sketchy eBay guy that I pass on by because of his literary stylings.

Steve said...

"EP is the sketchy eBay guy that I pass on by because of his literary stylings."

true, but there are plenty of suckers in the world, Meiz.

just ask keith.

El Padrino said...

your nuts

Meiz said...

4 gamer with the Cubs starts tonight. I don't like it. Breers are primed to be swept. Plus, no Gallardo. Lucky fuckers. Should have pushed Yo's start back.

Meiz said...

"your nuts"


Sorry, man. Being in BK doesn't help, either.

Keith S said...

cubs won't sweep the breers

blue said...

"Should have pushed Yo's start back."

yeah, because pennants are won the first week in July

Meiz said...

Bossman instilling some confidence in the 1.5MB Verizon internet.

Meiz said...

"yeah, because pennants are won the first week in July"


When you only have a 1 game lead, its pretty important to beat the contenders.

El Padrino said...

i sold a 50 cent newpaper for $4

blue said...

there's only 90 games or so left.

Aitch said...

TP did turning off javascript help your blackberry issues?

Meiz said...

Hey! Mr Two hours Of Sleep is here.

Keith S said...

"i sold a 50 cent newpaper for $4"

The rapper?

Keith S said...

Jim Leyritz has issues

El Padrino said...

"The rapper?"

the whole paper

tem said...

"i've lost 13 pounds on the modified tem diet in 2 weeks"


see, i wasn't lying. that shit works somehow. especially for bulky white guys (WADR)

El Padrino said...

i understand this is el padrino but what's the modified tem diet

tem said...

no carbs

tem said...

couple years ago i did no carbs for 2 weeks, lost 20 pounds. put about 5 of them back on since.

Meiz said...

"i've lost 13 pounds on the modified tem diet in 2 weeks"


I'm in, Blue. Tell me how.

El Padrino said...

"couple years ago i did no carbs for 2 weeks, lost 20 pounds. put about 5 of them back on since."

no can do, bread is a carb

Meiz said...

"no can do, bread is a carb"


Use lettuce instead

tem said...

yeah it is two weeks of hell.

it sucks a lot.

ToddPacker said...

"TP did turning off javascript help your blackberry issues?"

yeah, buts it's still a little slow

Beth said...

I just saw where Mize changed his fantasy golf league name to Zeke. I guess that's his way of showing he's serious about quitting.

tem said...

beth monitors golf a lot.

tem said...

tem still doesn't even understand how bonus points work.

Beth said...

Bonus points are easy, 20 points if 1 of your golfers that you played that week finishes 1st, 10 for 2nd and 5 for 3rd.

Meiz said...

"I just saw where Mize changed his fantasy golf league name to Zeke. I guess that's his way of showing he's serious about quitting."


Yeah, I'm not even gonna bother. I slap up a final pathetic lineup for the remainder of the season, next week.

El Padrino said...

"Use lettuce instead"

forgot the S meiz

Meiz said...

"tem still doesn't even understand how bonus points work."


There's bonus points?

Meiz said...

"forgot the S meiz"


It's not bad

ns

blue said...

modified tem diet consists of eating a lot of salad.

blue said...

mine is modified because i don't eat salads on the weekends

Keith S said...

steve
You're usually asking about new music. If you like Rage Against the Machine, you might like Street Sweeper Social Club

Jugdish said...

Trees for Lunch is also pretty good.

Keith S said...

"Trees for Lunch is also pretty good."

Are you talking about a diet or music?



s

Jugdish said...

music

Aitch said...

"Hey! Mr Two hours Of Sleep is here."

Yup. Only reason I was still up last night is cuz I had been drinking. Slow day in the cab today, so I was able to take a power nap around 5:30

Jugdish said...

s

Keith S said...

trees for lunch would be a cool band name

tem said...

napping cab drivers are funny.

lots of them park and nap in the mall parking lot by where i live.

tem said...

i'll go to work and there will be 3 or 4 of them parked and asleep.

ToddPacker said...

suit day... presentation @ 2:00. my part is ony 2 minutes, but i'm not looking forward to it... public speaking sucks

Jugdish said...

trees for lunch would be a cool band name


that is actually from a George Carlin bit

RIP

blue said...

this might be a dum question, but do cabbies only get paid per fare? or is there like a small hourly rate associated as well?

plus tips, i'm sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

interesting point brought up on LOV. 70K in debt and

El Padrino said...

I booked jamaica



in before EP says he got a discounted package so its ok

Spaceman Spiff said...

LOVAD*

Aitch said...

"napping cab drivers are funny."

Why is that?

ToddPacker said...

"If you like Rage Against the Machine, you might like Street Sweeper Social Club"

isn't tom morelli in street sweeper?

Keith S said...

juit day... presentation @ 2:00. my part is ony 2 minutes, but i'm not looking forward to it... public speaking sucks


*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

"suit day... presentation @ 2:00. my part is ony 2 minutes"

is that 'suite' hdh or do you not usually wear a suit and are wearing a suit today

Keith S said...

"isn't tom morelli in street sweeper?"

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this might be a el padrino question, but do cabbies only get paid per fare?"

*fized

ToddPacker said...

"juit day... presentation @ 2:00. my part is ony 2 minutes, but i'm not looking forward to it... public speaking sucks"


juit day is funny

Aitch said...

No hourly wage. Strictly by fares I collect. Hence why slow days really suck.

El Padrino said...

"I booked jamaica



in before EP says he got a discounted package so its ok"

my sister is getting married

as. junior

ToddPacker said...

"is that 'suite' hdh or do you not usually wear a suit and are wearing a suit today"

don't usually wear a suit... or juit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"as. junior"

thats what happens when you hold out

JFreak said...

Suits are for chumps

Keith S said...

holder outers are the worse

El Padrino said...

"thats what happens when you hold out"

::flank steak::

Jugdish said...

my sister is getting married

as. junior



did you go on a vacation last year?

blue said...

you held out the tidbit of info about the sister getting married.

until now.

Keith S said...

He went to Turkey last year

Jugdish said...

you held out the tidbit of info about the sister getting married.



by tidbit he means the whole thing

El Padrino said...

"you held out the tidbit of info about the sister getting married.

until now."

ah, held out info

got it

tem said...

don't be a holder outer.

they'll flip ya, flip ya for real.

El Padrino said...

pretty sure i mentioned that prior to sayin i booked jamaica

you guys should pay attention more, i mean really

Jugdish said...

this is what LOV saw:

EP: Jamaica is booked

EP: I have 70k in cc debt and can only pay the minimum

El Padrino said...

"did you go on a vacation last year?"

yes, Turks and Caicos but that was paid for in feb and things got worse after that

Jugdish said...

yes, Turks and Caicos but that was paid for in feb and things got worse after that


did you put any of that on cc? Those are the things you should cut out if you want to make progress...just sayin

Keith S said...

You live in NYC. There's no reason to go anywhere else

Meiz said...

"my sister is getting married"


She can't get married in the US?

ToddPacker said...

"they'll flip ya, flip ya for real."

good stuff

El Padrino said...

"did you put any of that on cc? Those are the things you should cut out if you want to make progress...just sayin"

no i know, it was paid with cash, the vacation last year was excessive

El Padrino said...

"She can't get married in the US?"

bitch

El Padrino said...

i'm on vacation next week btw, but not costing me much, in laws going



cant wait

S

Keith S said...

soep: Where should we get married?

ep: Let's go to Jamaica. I've got a little credit open on my 17th card.

El Padrino said...

ocean city, md

Keith S said...

Didn't you just go the Poconos, too?

El Padrino said...

Poconos, yeah but that's free it's shit you do when your broke

Jugdish said...

ep...you and the wife should take this course. it can be done on line as well. it'll put you on a good track

blue said...

or get you and your wife to do this program, it will help as well.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

Kiley McDaniel of Baseball Prospectus is reporting that the Mets have signed left handed pitcher Juan Urbina, the son of former Major Leaguer Ugueth Urbina.

Urbina will receive a bonus of over $1 million.

El Padrino said...

whos that tool

Meiz said...

You went full retard. You never go full retard.

Beth said...

EP you're going to regret very quickly ever mentioning your cc debt on here. Now every time you mention going to lunch or dinner or spending any money at all you'll be getting smartass comments about it, including from me at times. :-)

El Padrino said...

j simp looking proper

El Padrino said...

i try and keep it real and alli get is grief

Beth said...

"i try and keep it real and alli get is grief"

Come on, it's not like this is out of character for LOV. If you didn't see this coming you have bigger issues than your cc debt.

Jugdish said...

or get you and your wife to do this program, it will help as well.



good stuff

Beth said...

I think I'm in love with my current profile pic btw.

ToddPacker said...

"ep...you and the wife should take this course. it can be done on line as well. it'll put you on a good track"

that ramsey guy looks shady... never trust "church guys"

El Padrino said...

"Come on, it's not like this is out of character for LOV. If you didn't see this coming you have bigger issues than your cc debt."

i done saw it, it if what it if

Spaceman Spiff said...

"never trust "church guys""

yea ryan church sucks

Meiz said...

"never trust "church guys""


TP knows

ToddPacker said...

"yea ryan church sucks"

true

El Padrino said...

better than lastings milledge

ToddPacker said...

"better than lastings milledge"

also true

El Padrino said...

insert penis here

sfw

Meiz said...

"EP you're going to regret very quickly ever mentioning your cc debt on here. Now every time you mention going to lunch or dinner or spending any money at all you'll be getting smartass comments about it, including from me at times."


Don't act like it won't be any help.

El Padrino said...

your homeless eating at a soup kitchen but you got a $500 blackberry?

Meiz said...

I bet Jess gives awful somkers

El Padrino said...

"the Walton family, of Wal-Mart fame, is wealthier than the bottom third of the US population put together – about 100m people."

in our face

Meiz said...

shopping at Wal-Mart hurts your credit rating.


Now that is some bullshit

Keith S said...

"your homeless eating at a soup kitchen but you got a $500 blackberry?"


Sounds like something Ep would do

Keith S said...

Fucking Williams' sisters final.

Meiz said...

"Fucking Williams' sisters final."


Espn rejoices

El Padrino said...

"Fucking Williams' sisters final."

puke

El Padrino said...

"Sounds like something Ep would do"

easy layup

El Padrino said...

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