Monday, July 06, 2009

Is he nuts? No, he's insane

Hopefully everyone had a safe and fun holiday weekend. Personally, the 3 days went by way too fast.

So apparently they had some lottery to get tickets for the Mike Jackson memorial at Staples Center. I wish I had been paying attention when they announced this because I would have definitely tried to get some of those. I'm sure I would have been able to get some suite cash money for those duckets. No offense to MJ, but I'll be glad when this memorial will be over because then maybe the news will tone it down a notch or 17 on the MJ coverage. It's gotten to be pretty ri-goddman-diculous at this point.

I was out of town from Saturday morning until Sunday afternoon, so the only sports I saw this weekend was the last 30 minutes of the Roddick/Federer match and Tiger's last 4 holes on Sunday afternoon. Thankfully, that was by far the best of what happened this weekend. I'm not a tennis fan at all, but watching the end of that match was awsome*. 1 guy trying to surpass Sampras' record of Grand Slam titles, the other guy trying to beat his daddy, makes for some solid TV.

Also, as was mentioned here on the weekend, Steve McNair's death was pretty shocking and surprising. To me, he always seemed like a pretty stand up dude. I still remember watching him play when he played at Alcorn State, he seemed superhuman at the time. But I guess being 36 and married with kids, and then getting kilt by his 20 year old mistress shows that he was human. Good guy. Sad story.

MLB All-Star rosters were announced yesterday. The fans voting in Josh Hamilton is pretty dumb. He's been hurt most of the 1st half and when he did play his numbers were awful. Another thing I noticed is that the Dbacks, Astros, and Padres each have 2 players represented while the Cubbies only have 1. IN YOU FACE, FREAK!
FWIW, I think Derrek Lee should have made it, maybe over Ryan Howard. But that's basically splitting hairs on my part.

Cereal* killer is on the loose in South Carolina. Hopefully tem or Beth don't have plans to go to Myrtle Beach or Hilton Head anytime soon. The guy might be about 5'9" or so.***** All I'm sayin' is, I hope you have an alibi, EP.

Blue runs Formula One racing. Who knew?

Temps here this week are going to be in the 112°-114° range. Woe.

That is all. Go comment.

*****I completely made that up

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Aitch said...

Mcnair situation is very tragic. The details that will come out over the next few days will hopefully shed some light on what really happened. Guy on the radio just said Mcnair should have learned the consequences of infidelity from Magic Johnson's and Kobe's situations. Um, not sure that's a valid comparison.

Aitch said...

I'm not even remotely excited about Rasheed Wallace coming to the celtics. He has talent, obviously. But I worry about his ego and combustible personality.

Jugdish said...

I like those make a wish specials that espn does.

Jugdish said...

Phils sweep...ep on suicide watch

Aitch said...

I was surrounded by Mess fans this weekend. It was fun referring to them as the Mess. There was no comeback.

Beth said...

"Phils sweep...ep on suicide watch"

It may be too late, normally he's on LOV by now...

tem said...

"Hopefully tem or Beth don't have plans to go to Myrtle Beach or Hilton Head anytime soon."


i leave on the 17th.

is his "target audience" bald(ing) white dudes?

is it the fat guy strangler? i thought they caught him.

Aitch said...

"is it the fat guy strangler? i thought they caught him."

If that's the case, I'd better stay away from that area too.

tem said...

My favorite part of the McNair stuff is when newscasters report he was shot 5 times and say, in all seriousness, "the police have effectively ruled out suicide and are considering this to be a homicide"


gee, 5 shots and it isn't a suicide? next they are going to tell me that the coroner says the cause of death was bullet wounds.

tem said...

fat guy strangler last surfaced in Quahog, Rhode Island.

I am pretty sure they caught him though.

Jugdish said...

gee, 5 shots and it isn't a suicide? next they are going to tell me that the coroner says the cause of death was bullet wounds.



"fortunatly the bullets missed every vital organ in his body."

Beth said...

"Hopefully tem or Beth don't have plans to go to Myrtle Beach or Hilton Head anytime soon."


Not til Labor Day for me. I was planning on going in a couple weeks but then I learned Tem was going to be there...

Aitch said...

Wow Beth with the unnecessary swipe at poor, defenseless tem...

tem said...

yeah beth is mean.

tem said...

of course really she obviously doesn't want to be there when i am there because she can't keep her hands off of me.

that might piss off fmbeth.

Beth said...

"of course really she obviously doesn't want to be there when i am there because she can't keep her hands off of me"

Dammit, I've been busted!

tem said...

indeed

Beth said...

Quiet day so far. Many of the LOV morning regulars are missing.

tem said...

they are still recovering from their wild weekends.

Jugdish said...

maybe ep was in that hot dog eating contest

ToddPacker said...

"Phils sweep...ep on suicide watch"

the sweep hurt... mess needed to take at least one game

ToddPacker said...

"gee, 5 shots and it isn't a suicide? next they are going to tell me that the coroner says the cause of death was bullet wounds"

tem is smat

tem said...

i'm a scientist.

Jugdish said...

ep is working on his dailystache article...trying to edit out all the curse words

tem said...

EP is taking Cunty McCunstein to Pound Town.

tem said...

EP is apologizing to Gollum for the damage his daughter did to Gollum's desk.

tem said...

EP is selling off stocks.

Jugdish said...

ep and gollum finally made up, and they are now eating garlic together and enjoying some booze from ep's desk drawer

Jugdish said...

ep paid .25 to spank it in front a picture of David Wright behind a glass window

tem said...

EP created the footlong Mozz and is selling it outside.

Beth said...

EP worked as an escort this last weekend and is now locked in some 70 year old's closet.

tem said...

ha

Jugdish said...

EP created the footlong Mozz and is selling it outside.



ep took the day off because he discovered his footlong mozz is actually 11 and a half inches

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm not even remotely excited about Rasheed Wallace coming to the celtics. He has talent, obviously. But I worry about his ego and combustible personality."

they might get g hill too. the top teams are loading up, should be an interesting season

Jugdish said...

Anything is possible H!

Spaceman Spiff said...

ron ron is gonna wear #37 to honor thriller's 37 weeks at the top

tem said...

shitty teams are going to get destroyed in the NBA this year.

tem said...

the top teams are going to be helluva good....like the dip.

Keith S said...

"I like those make a wish specials that espn does."

yo tambien

Meiz said...

The Bucks are going to win the Central

Meiz said...

I'm wearing jorts at work.

Aitch said...

I'm wearing my band's t-shirt. I think the devil horns on the logo scared my last passenger.

Aitch said...

T-shirt comment killed LOV

Jugdish said...

no, it was dead before that.

Meiz said...

I need to buy some oil today

Spaceman Spiff said...

that's thinkin with your dipstick jimmy

Meiz said...

"no, it was dead before that."


H was beating the dead zorse

Keith S said...

big day

Meiz said...

Everybody's mad busy, yo

tem said...

madd busy wall

tem said...

i find it hard to feel bad for a guy who was cheating on his wife.

tem said...

i'd almost go as far to say as McNair got what he deserved.

Meiz said...

I came across a dude that built his own moped. He was TPT to the fullest.

Spaceman Spiff said...

some reports say that mcnair and wife were separated

Spaceman Spiff said...

dude was banging a 20 year old, give props where props are due. risk > reward this time though

tem said...

no props if he wasn't separated.

tem said...

tem hates cheaters.

Spaceman Spiff said...

from the looks of the girl, she was released from gitmo

mcnair says 'Thanks Obama!'

Spaceman Spiff said...

"tem hates cheaters."

that show is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

pet peeve: people saying the titans were 1 yard away from a champyunship, dude on the radio is doing it now. 'inches away from a lombardi!'

Jugdish said...

tem hates cheaters.



same...I at least hope he was seperated, but from what I heard his wife knew nothing about the girlfriend. he has 4 kids too

Steve said...

"tem hates 90% of the male professional athletes in the US."

*fixed

Tyler said...

1.6 million people applied for the Jackson tickets. I did not win. If I did, I was going to post them on Craigslist EP-style for $1500 for the pair. Cash-money only.

Meiz said...

Hall & Oates is bringing the heat right now.

Keith S said...

"pet peeve: people saying the titans were 1 yard away from a champyunship"

That^

Keith S said...

good times

Keith S said...

I bet we don't get to rev today

Meiz said...

I just got offered a job interview by one of our customers

Meiz said...

I bet you're right.

Jugdish said...

what kind of yob mEEz?

Beth said...

"I just got offered a job interview by one of our customers"

Must be the jorts.

Jugdish said...

espn is saying mcnair's mistress recently purchased a gun

Keith S said...

""I just got offered a job interview by one of our customers"

Must be the jorts."



Maybe he's gonna play QB for FU

Keith S said...

ESPN also said McNair owned lots of guns

tem said...

maybe it is for a breers blog.

tem said...

your face is a gun.

Spaceman Spiff said...

and what was your response

Keith S said...

"and what was your response"

He chose not to get involved

Jugdish said...

SRO

Keith S said...

Standing on a plane would be awful.

Meiz said...

"what kind of yob mEEz?"

Sales. Blegh. I'll still probably take the interview.

Meiz said...

"maybe it is for a breers blog."

That would be suite. I'd out blog EP, for sure.

Keith S said...

All's clear, tem

Steve said...

"Sales. Blegh. I'll still probably take the interview."


why did he offer you the interview?

Meiz said...

"why did he offer you the interview?"


Because I'm the greatest

Keith S said...

EP is dressed as mize today

Keith S said...

spaerta

Meiz said...

Slightly < 100 until rev

ToddPacker said...

rev is 734?... i forgot

Keith S said...

"Slightly < 100 until rev"

Hilarity

Keith S said...

"rev is 734?... i forgot"

Si

Meiz said...

Wow. New Lady is requesting off for an ENTIRE MONTH. Seriously, why do you work here?

ToddPacker said...

"Si"


gracias

ToddPacker said...

does "New Lady" = the dummy

Jugdish said...

Wow. New Lady is requesting off for an ENTIRE MONTH. Seriously, why do you work here?

the nerve of her, especially with you leaving soon for a new sales yob

Beth said...

Wow. Big Guy is going on interviews WITH CUSTOMERS. Seriously, why do you work here?

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"Big Guy"

funny

Keith S said...

"Wow. New Lady is requesting off for an ENTIRE MONTH. Seriously, why do you work here?"

She has NOWHERE ELSE TO WORK!

Meiz said...

"does "New Lady" = the dummy"


No sir

Meiz said...

"Wow. Big Guy is going on interviews WITH CUSTOMERS. Seriously, why do you work here?

*fixed"


I don't get it

Keith S said...

"I don't get it"

You need a bike

Meiz said...

"She has NOWHERE ELSE TO WORK!"


She doesn't need to work.

Keith S said...

Which one is the millionaire? New lady or dummy?

Keith S said...

"She doesn't need to work."

Which is why she can request a month off

Meiz said...

"Which one is the millionaire?"


new lady

Keith S said...

If I didn't need to work, I would request for a month off, too.

Keith S said...

Start a scam on the new lady

Meiz said...

"Which is why she can request a month off"


Right. But its pointless for bossman to keep her employed. I'm just trying get more money for myself here. I'm bitter.

Keith S said...

John Franco's comment about the Mess made me laugh

Keith S said...

"But its pointless for bossman to keep her employed. I'm just trying get more money for myself here."

Paying a part time person minimum wage-ish >>>>>>>> than paying Big Guy OT.

Meiz said...

And her part ratard kid calls here for her a minimum of 5 times a day.

I can't believe he's allowed to drive. He got lost on his way home from school, for chrissakes.

Meiz said...

">>>>>>>> than paying Big Guy OT."


OT.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The fuck is OT?

Keith S said...

OT is what you could get if new lady wasn't there.

Meiz said...

Bossman don't pay OT.


Yes, I realize that's illegal, but having a job >>>>>>>>>>> not having a job

Jugdish said...

maybe the sales yob will pay you some OT

Meiz said...

We're assuming I'd get the job, and that it pays more.

Keith S said...

"Bossman don't pay OT."

He doesn't give you > than 40 hours, or he doesn't pay you more if you work > than 40 hours?

Meiz said...

I'm an awful interview

Keith S said...

"We're assuming I'd get the job, and that it pays more."


Make sure to mix some WOE into your sales pitches

Meiz said...

"or he doesn't pay you more if you work > than 40 hours?"


This^

Keith S said...

I picture mize selling like Tommy Callahan

Steve said...

Insurgents locked in a standoff with U.S. Marines tricked them by dressing up as women to escape, a task force spokesman said Monday.


sneaky bastards.

Keith S said...

"This^"

Are you salary or hourly?

Jugdish said...

I picture mize selling like Tommy Callahan



hilarity

Keith S said...

Sorry, that was a dumb question

Meiz said...

"Sorry, that was a dumb question"


yes

Keith S said...

What are you going to be selling?

Keith S said...

You realize selling requires a lot of effort, right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

and selling is commission

Meiz said...

"What are you going to be selling?"

No clue


"You realize selling requires a lot of effort, right?"

I'll do it, if the price is right.


"and selling is commission"

exactly

Keith S said...

You're gonna need that new whip if it's an outside sales job

Meiz said...

Yeah. Thinking about borrowing mom's ride for the interview.

Keith S said...

Don't take a minivan to the interview

Keith S said...

Someone in my $ league just sent me a trade offer. I'd send him Johan & Wright, he'd sent me Howard and Verlander. Hmmmm

Keith S said...

*send

Keith S said...

The guy who offered it is the #1 team in the league. I'm in 2nd.

Jugdish said...

mEEz is going to interview for the bra sales yob like george costanza

Meiz said...

That would be awesome

Keith S said...

Would mize model the bras before he sold them?

Jugdish said...

Would mize model the manziers before he sold them?



fixed

Jugdish said...

more than likely

Keith S said...

So he'd be selling to the BBW crowd. Got it.

Jugdish said...

it is wisconsin

Meiz said...

Huey Lewis:

Great American songwriter, or Greatest American songwriter?

Keith S said...

Good American songwriter

Meiz said...

That wasn't an option

Keith S said...

There's always an option C

Keith S said...

I am now free of Johan & DWright. Praise Allah

Meiz said...

Congratulations on 4th place

Meiz said...

s

Keith S said...

4th place gets their $100 back

Meiz said...

Great. I'm a frickin pervert. That girl was maybe 16.

Keith S said...

Yeah, definitely don't drive the van to the interview

tem said...

"Huey Lewis:

Great American songwriter, or Greatest American songwriter?"

isn't he canadian....or is it just the News that is canadian?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Great. I'm a frickin pervert. That girl was maybe 16."

not your fault they look older than they are

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think huey is american

tem said...

per wiki the whole band is american.

Jugdish said...

mEEz: Why do you have to park so close? I'm not supposed to be within 110 yards of a school...or a Chuck E. Cheeze.

Jugdish said...

100 yards

tem said...

i was wrong.

apparently i am not a music scientist.

Keith S said...

Huey Lewis (born Hugh Anthony Cregg, III on July 5, 1950) is an American musician, songwriter and occasional actor

Meiz said...

"mEEz: Why do you have to park so close? I'm not supposed to be within 110 yards of a school...or a Chuck E. Cheeze."


200 yards

Keith S said...

200 feet

Jugdish said...

i mis-remembered

Keith S said...

200 foot wall

Keith S said...

Stay classy, NYC

ToddPacker said...

long island... not nyc

Keith S said...

Same difference

Keith S said...

*NYC metro area

ToddPacker said...

i didn't watch the video, but i tend to agree with the guy

ToddPacker said...

guys name is peter king.... funny

ToddPacker said...

mess can't lose tonight

Keith S said...

"i tend to agree with the guy"

People of the same age think alike

Keith S said...

"mess can't lose tonight"

They will

Keith S said...

Johnny Franco said so

ToddPacker said...

"People of the same age think alike"

how old is the guy?

Keith S said...

Peter T. King (born April 5, 1944) is a Republican politician from the U.S. state of New York

ToddPacker said...

"Johnny Franco said so"

you were a little late with the franco stuff... wright and franco have already patched things up.... but the mess are still messy

Keith S said...

You're late to bingo night

ToddPacker said...

"Peter T. King (born April 5, 1944) is a Republican politician from the U.S. state of New York"

hell.. he's older than my dad

Meiz said...

"Aitch said...

I'm not even remotely excited about Rasheed Wallace coming to the celtics. He has talent, obviously. But I worry about his ego and combustible personality."


H must not know about Sheed

Keith S said...

rev

Meiz said...

I was letting you have rev. I'm a nice guy like that.

Keith S said...

awsome*. thanks

Meiz said...

Now you owe me a watermelon

kodiac said...

I challenge you to a game of horseshoes...a game of HORSESHOES

Keith S said...

::chocolate cake::

Meiz said...

"::chocolate cake::"


Stop it. You stop it, now.

Keith S said...

I will not stop it. I don't know what kod is talking about

Meiz said...

Tennessee

Meiz said...

EP is not thrilled with the # of Phillie fans in Maryland.

Keith S said...

"Tennessee"

OIC. I like the song but don't really know the lyrics

The Rev said...

7-0 Phillies over Reds in the first inning...

Sorry, Keef.

Keith S said...

Why are you sorry?

Keith S said...

The Reds suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

rollins has 2 hits already thats how bad it is

The Rev said...

10-0 now... Utley with a three run HR

You're right. I'm not sorry.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"rollins has 2 hits already thats how bad it is"

this is false, 1 time on base was a walk, my bad

The Rev said...

The comeback is on...

it's 10-1 now.

The Rev said...

I met Tony Soprano yesterday.

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