Monday, July 27, 2009

I will not be an as. this week

So on Saturday we put an offer on a house and we found out on Sunday that they accepted the offer. So I guess that's good. Now we have to get inspectors and shit out there to make sure it's not a fake house or something. We'll also have them check to make sure that you can't get lost in the pool.

Sports this weekend....

Um, some guy with 2 testes won the bike race in France. Way to go!! Lance will find a new way to dope in the next 11 months so that he can win again next year.

HOF inductions were alright. Some lady whose dad was inducted spoke for a long time. Jim Rice was boring. Even Rickey was boring for Rickey. If he was anyone else it would have been a hilarity speech, but it wasn't full-on Rickey. Rickey doesn't use the (s) on the end of his words when he's using them in a plural tense. If you missed his speech, here it is

Vernon Forrest is the latest boxer to get murdered. Apparently he was filling up at a gas station about midnight and 2 dudes tried to carjack him. But he pulled out a gun and ended up getting shot. Typical. If he would have grabbed his gf's daughter and just let them take the car, he'd still be alive. Just like people that own a gun in the house. Odds are good that they'll probably get kilt by gunfire if they get robbed.

The Blue Jays are ratarded. Rejecting an offer for Halladay that included J.A. Happ, and 3 of Philly's top AAA position players. They won't get anything close to that. Fuck Canada.

Speaking of fuck Canada, the PGA was up north for a tourney this weekend but it rained all weekend so they'll probably have to shorten it to 54 holes. Serves you right. Now get rid of all your French speaking folk.

TO doesn't think Vick should be suspended. Apparently it's like beating a dead zorse in the ground. That would be hard to do. The ground is hard, yo. And zorses are big, yo. TO also said something like Goodell would be stupid for doing it. TO must have nerve met Goodell, or else he wouldn't have said that. Goodell could very easily have TO kilt. Another funny TO quote... "Michael Vick is a guy that really hasn't had any character issues besides [what] he got a prison sentence for, so why not." So he's a good character guy, except for the federal charges that got him a 2 year prison sentence. Got it. I get TO's point, to a degree. Vick has served his time, but Goodell still has to do something. Vick's punishment was from the gubment, not the NFL. Goodell wants to get in on the fun, too.

Three Sheets is back on TV. But it's on Fine Living Network. I don't get that network. Woe

That is all.

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El Padrino said...

congrats keef

i saved the link on my favorites so that i have your address

Steve said...

nice pad keith.

we fully expect bikni pics of hsil at the pool before the end of the summer.

ToddPacker said...

nice house, keith

El Padrino said...

staircase is confusing

ToddPacker said...

being back at work ╪ good times

tem said...

house looks nice.

ToddPacker said...

that's a weak "not equal" sign

ToddPacker said...

"staircase is confusing"

keith is smat... he'll figure it out

Jugdish said...

congrats on the house keef!

Jugdish said...

fizzy milk

tem said...

"being back at work ╪ good times"


this^^

blue said...

congrats keith, that's a nice house ,except the cinderblock fence (s)

and a suite basketball hoop in the pool

tem said...

"we fully expect bikni pics of hsil at the pool before the end of the summer."

does summer end in AZ?

blue said...

summer ends in like November

blue said...

TO forgets that vick was smuggling pot in his fake waterbottle, vick was infesting women with herpes as Ron Mexico.

Those aren't really character issues though i guess (s)

Jugdish said...

Those aren't really character issues though i guess (s)


who hasn't done those things?

s

tem said...

TO forgets that Vick straight up lied to Goodell's face and told him that he was in no way involved with the dog fighting stuff.

tem said...

I can't imagine Goodell enjoyed being lied to like that.

El Padrino said...

pretty sure Roger Goodell doesnt give a rats ass what TO thinks

Steve said...

"does summer end in AZ?"

I wanted to give a time frame to encourage a speedy delivery of said bikini pic.

I think we can all agree that is in LOV's best interest.

blue said...

lying is not punishable unless under oath...that's not justice

blue said...

keith has his own little grotto so now he can start his own magazine empire

El Padrino said...

hsilep bought one of her friends to bday party yesterday and she had giant fake knockers

El Padrino said...

twas good times

El Padrino said...

keef get rid of the diarrhea colored walls in that big room with the fireplace

El Padrino said...

AZ & fireplace dont go together

Jugdish said...

keef is rich

El Padrino said...

Rickey was very humble and eloquent, strange but pretty cool speech.

El Padrino said...

"keef is rich"

this is obvious

blue said...

i hate the built in entertainment center thing spot next to the fireplace.

coming from experience, those things are shit, i'd rather just have a blank wall.

blue said...

unfortunately, builders these days think that these are necessary...because architects are morons

Jugdish said...

coming from experience, those things are shit, i'd rather just have a ::blank wall::


fixed

blue said...

good fiz

blue said...

stupid things restrict the size of TV you can have, or if you have a smaller one, it just looks dumb

fuck those

blue said...

rockies now with a 2 gm lead in the WC...it's true

blue said...

and with 4 games against the mess this week, should be able to extend that lead

tem said...

jinx

El Padrino said...

"Trip to the urologist. Regular checkup. Two docs. First doc examines me, and I should say he examines me thoroughly. He leaves and the other doc comes in. Very nice fellow, just like the first one. He puts on the rubber glove. Whoa! Whoa! This, uh, already happened! Second urologist wants to check out the situation for himself. Examines me a little more thoroughly."

wft skunkpatch

ToddPacker said...

"AZ & fireplace dont go together"

i have a fireplace too... i only use it a couple of times a year

blue said...

i also have a fireplace

El Padrino said...

"i have a fireplace too... i only use it a couple of times a year"

ambiance i guess, when i go to the poconos in the winter i crank the fireplace because it's cold as fuck

blue said...

so teboner is a virgin...nsos by this

tem said...

tem has a fireplace that never gets used.

ToddPacker said...

i pushed for a fireplace when we had the house built. cmtp didn't want it.... she likes to remind me that it was a bad choice (not unlike milk)

blue said...

i don't think you can find a house these days here without one.

waste of space

ToddPacker said...

"waste of space"

very true

JFreak said...

So I see you guys forgot I was gone all last week.

Let's just move on.

tem said...

i knew you were gone.

JFreak said...

Well then.

We are at an impass.

JFreak said...

impass

JFreak said...
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ToddPacker said...

freak didn't like ilpass

Jugdish said...

who is the new guy?

tem said...

i was gone last week.

ToddPacker said...

i was out last week too, freak.

Jugdish said...

Lordz of Vacation

JFreak said...

I thought I wrote inpass the first time.

So I was going to insert ascending letters of the alphabet in that spot.

Then i reread the comment and realized I didn't do that.

Too smart.

Jugdish said...

zeke quit while you were gone freak, he said to tell you bye.

JFreak said...

Bye zeke.

blue said...

freak, set up the FNFL keeper league

ToddPacker said...

"Too smart."

you spelt impasse wrong

Jugdish said...

Twitch and Shout

JFreak said...

"freak, set up the FNFL keeper league"

I gathered you wanted that to happen from the 3 e-mails and 12 comments about it.

Calm down.

El Padrino said...

freak's pissy no one knew he went away

blue said...

just because you were off in st. tropez doesn't mean you can blow off your responsibilities

tem said...

keith knew.

El Padrino said...

tp love the inspiring message on my blog

JFreak said...

There are no interwebs in Wisconsin.

Can't do anything about that.

blue said...

you guys should get a suite together.

El Padrino said...

strahan's new show

Jugdish said...

Here's a stat for you, according to world hunger organization Bread For The World: One in seven people on earth suffer from severe hunger daily. That's 963 MILLION people.


ep needs to educate sp on population

tem said...

"Can't do anything about that."

you can write your post before you leave and set it to publish whenever you want.

JFreak said...

No I can't.

El Padrino said...

i thought rickey henderson's suit was interesting, maybe he thought he was a pope

El Padrino said...

“I guess Mom do knows best,”

hdh

tem said...

"No I can't."

why not?

JFreak said...

Because

tem said...

i see

El Padrino said...

lance armstrong is a asshole

El Padrino said...

see that story of a philly fan gettin his ass beat to death

tem said...

"lance armstrong is a asshole"

common knowledge.

tem said...

"see that story of a philly fan gettin his ass beat to death"

i have not had this read to me yet.

blue said...

stupid mcnabb

blue said...

broncos rookies report this AM....super siked

tem said...

AM EST?

blue said...

yep

tem said...

WOW

blue said...

some rookie CB from Wake Forest thinks he can beat out Champ for a starting CB spot.

i found this hilarious...dude will be carrying Champ's pads all season long now.

Meiz said...

Here comes a shocking revelation:

I already regret moving to the new place. Feels like the opposite of home.

blue said...

cmblue just called me with important news about.....

Grey's Anatomy...(ns).

can't fucking believe that's what she felt was important to call and tell me.

tem said...

it's away?

blue said...

woe

Keith S said...

"staircase is confusing"

Just a 180° turn in the middle. It should make moving shit upstairs fun

tem said...

what was the news?

if the news was that the cast all got kilt in a burning fire then maybe a call was appropriate.

tem said...

" It should make moving shit upstairs fun"

eteo

Keith S said...

"hsilep bought one of her friends to bday party yesterday and she had giant fake knockers"

Pics please

Keith S said...

"AZ & fireplace dont go together"

It's a gas fireplace. Will use it in the winter.

Keith S said...

"keef get rid of the diarrhea colored walls in that big room with the fireplace"

We're trying to close escrow on September 1st. Don't have to be out of the current house until October 30th. So we'll use that 2 month period to paint and strip the floors downstairs and put in wood flooring

Keith S said...

"keef is rich"

I wish. If I was rich we would have bought a house in the area we wanted.

Keith S said...

"stupid things restrict the size of TV you can have, or if you have a smaller one, it just looks dumb"

I don't mind this one. It has a giant space for a TV, so that means I can just get the biggest TV possible

blue said...

"if the news was that the cast all got kilt in a burning fire then maybe a call was appropriate."

this was the exact news

tem said...

burning fire is redundant.

blue said...

"I don't mind this one. It has a giant space for a TV, so that means I can just get the biggest TV possible"

finding one that fits perfectly is harder than you might think.

El Padrino said...

"Just a 180° turn in the middle. It should make moving shit upstairs fun"

keep the baby grand piano downstairs

tem said...

*I don't mind this one. It has a giant space for a TV, so that means I have to get the biggest one possible or else it will look dumb.


*fized

Keith S said...

"i saved the link on my favorites so that i have your address"

I was worried about the address being on there, only because mize is getting a gun

Keith S said...

"finding one that fits perfectly is harder than you might think."

TWSS

Keith S said...

"keep the baby grand piano downstairs"

we have a separate house for that

Keith S said...

"I don't mind this one. It has a giant space for a TV, so that means I have to get the biggest one possible or else it will look dumb."

Good fiz. But either way, it means there's gonna be a big TV

blue said...

because the geniuses that built these things didn't think that TV dimensions might change.

Meiz said...

"I was worried about the address being on there, only because mize is getting a gun"


Not anymore

El Padrino said...

"because the geniuses that built these things didn't think that TV dimensions might change."

it's retarded, no other explanation
did they ever think that people might want to furnish the room to thier taste?

El Padrino said...

those cement walls need some paint, no?

Keith S said...

"those cement walls need some paint, no?"

Cinderblock?

El Padrino said...

how big is that pool, you waited and waited for a house with a nice pool and that thing looks tiny

not busting, i'm no where nears a house jus sayint to say knowwhatimsayin

Keith S said...

"how big is that pool, you waited and waited for a house with a nice pool and that thing looks tiny"

It's normal sized for out here. It's not a diving pool. Deepest part is like 5 feet. It's pretty nice. Has a waterfall and basketball hoop.

tem said...

i don't think i would get lost in that pool.

El Padrino said...

4 bedrooms

good lawd you are rich

El Padrino said...

do the brass pots come with the place

Keith S said...

"4 bedrooms

good lawd you are rich"

House payment probably won't be much more than what your rent is.

El Padrino said...

sickening

Keith S said...

"do the brass pots come with the place"

I dunno. We were talking about that. If they do, we'll just take 'em down and sell them or something.

El Padrino said...

they are lovely

El Padrino said...

i dont like my sister

El Padrino said...

i want a new one

Keith S said...

Let's trade sisters.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think i could only get a 1 bedroom condo here for the price that house is listed for, suite


eteo

Spaceman Spiff said...

the hoop in the pool seals the deal for me

El Padrino said...

"Let's trade sisters."

deal

midnight, panama canal

Keith S said...

Cambridge, Mass., police hold news conference to discuss Henry Louis Gates case


exciting

Keith S said...

"midnight, panama canal"

done

blue said...

huey lewis gates?

Keith S said...

it's hard goddman work not being an as.

El Padrino said...

hsilep talked about maybe experiencing with woman, i nearly lost my shit

El Padrino said...

"12 shot at Baltimore cookout in drug feud..."

the wire yo

El Padrino said...

really not sure why jim rice is in the hall

Keith S said...

SG is pretty good today

El Padrino said...

that movie is not that good

Keith S said...

"Nash could follow suit. He's one of the best 40 players ever..."



Stop it

El Padrino said...

"As the 2009 Tour De France comes to an end, I wanted to say thank you for the overwhelming support I’ve received. While I didn’t win the Tour this year, my return to professional cycling was never about the bike – it was always about improving the lives of the 28 million people around the globe who are living with cancer today."


fuck you lance stop emailing me

Keith S said...

it was always about improving the lives of the 28 million people around the globe who are living with cancer today



Does that include skin cancer?

El Padrino said...

i dont know but he's taken this cancer thing too far

El Padrino said...

getting a jaccard

Spaceman Spiff said...

do you need that if you buy a quality steak

El Padrino said...

if you want it more tender than it is, not sure, saw alton use it on good eats and word of mouth says it's the best

tem said...

"28 million people around the globe who are living with cancer today"

that's less than 10% of the world.

Meiz said...

I'm looking for an apartment.

I'm an idiot.

Keith S said...

"getting a jaccard"

Don't those tenderizing hammers work the same?

Keith S said...

"I'm looking for an apartment.

I'm an idiot."

What happened now?

Keith S said...

Copies of the 911 call and radio dispatches made during the controversial arrest of black Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. will be released shortly, police in Cambridge, Mass., said Monday.
Police Commissioner Robert Haas told reporters that the "tapes will speak for themselves," when asked if police should have done anything differently.



IN YOU FACE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Don't those tenderizing hammers work the same?"

hammers will flatten the steak out, that thing penetrates

TWSS

Meiz said...

"What happened now?"


I just don't want to live out there. Long drive to work, not my own place. No internet/shitty possibilities. Shady characters. I was expecting more.

Gonna be rough breaking the news after only a month.

tem said...

they know it sucks there.

ToddPacker said...

"it's hard goddman work not being an as."

why no as. this week?

tem said...

because of the WALL

El Padrino said...

what is meiz talking about

tem said...

meiz moved into some people's basement far away from town.

now he wants to move out.

ToddPacker said...

"because of the WALL"

walls are powerful

ToddPacker said...

"meiz moved into some people's basement far away from town."

in woeville

tem said...

they have no intraweb in woeville.

isiah thompson said...

hsilep talked about maybe experiencing with woman, i nearly lost my shit


BRAVO, EP!

isiah thompson said...

"with woman" is also grate*

ToddPacker said...

keith should let meiz move into one of those extra bedrooms in the new house

isiah thompson said...

congrats on the new house keef, looks very nice.

tem said...

i totally glossed over experiencing.

as. saw it for sure, but isn't being an as. for whatever reason.

Jugdish said...

keith should let meiz move into one of those extra bedrooms in the new house



the house is so big that meez could secretly move in and keef might not notice him for several months

isiah thompson said...

why is keef experiencing* with not being an as?

tem said...

dunno

isiah thompson said...

has anyone mentioned that Starbury is running a live webcam in his bedroom 24/7?

tem said...

dunno

i guess you just did.

El Padrino said...

saw it friday, twas bizarro

Jugdish said...

been watching it since friday, twas bizarro


fixed

tem said...

been jerking off to it since friday, twas bizarro


*el fized

El Padrino said...

yikes

tem said...

don't worry el pad, we don't judge you.

tem said...

where is tits today?

blue said...

tits went to Hilton head

blue said...

so keith isn't changing his name for the perfect game?

El Padrino said...

Bernazard, fired.

isiah thompson said...

so keith isn't changing his name for the perfect game?

it wasn't part of the bet

it was just one no-hitter, not for every no-hitter.

JFreak said...

intergalactic planetary

planetary intergalactic

Jugdish said...

it wasn't part of the bet

it was just one no-hitter, not for every no-hitter.


he should still do it out of principal*

isiah thompson said...

CHIBA, Japan -- Bobby Valentine says he won't be back with the Chiba Lotte Marines next season even as the Japanese team's fans lobby management to keep him.

there's your new Mess manager

isiah thompson said...

SG is pretty good today

haven't read it yet but listened to the podcast where he said Almost Famous was the best movie of the decade.

that got a ::hot sauce::

El Padrino said...

big bobby v fan

Jugdish said...

he has been coaching the japanese mess, he is ready for a return to the real mess

El Padrino said...

starbury crying

isiah thompson said...

big bobby v fan

Uncle Bobby B baby!

name the actor and movie

tem said...

AJA I have never seen ALmost Famous and had no clue what it is about. after reading El Tardo I gather it is about a band.

So it is a remake of Eddie and The Cruisers.

Jugdish said...

AJA I have never seen ALmost Famous


movie review for tomorrow?

blue said...

pretty much, except eddie doesn't die at teh end

isiah thompson said...

Eddie and The Cruisers

::hot sauce::

Jugdish said...

Eddie and The Cruisers


communist

Jugdish said...

communist for the hot sauce comment that is

tem said...

Eddie lived at the end. Hence Eddie and The Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives.

El Padrino said...

"Uncle Bobby B baby!"

RIP Bernie MAC

isiah thompson said...

EP is clutch with the movie quotes.

El Padrino said...

talent

El Padrino said...

i missed why keef cant be an as

El Padrino said...

also he will not last

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