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The subject was on a license plate on my way to work. It was on an older Cadillac CTS. What is it? I ate a Ferrari too? Hell if I know.


So tem's thoughts on Michael Jackson.......doesn't care. He probably raped little boys, so I'm not a big fan of that, but his effect/influence/popularity in music can't be questioned, so he's got that going for him. At the end of the day he was a weird dude, really weird, probably raped little boys and was talented in music. He'll probably go to hell.

Tem's thoughts on McNair.....could care less. That's right, I care a little bit. It is possible for me to care a little less. For instance I care less about MJ than McNair. Maybe because I like football more than music, maybe because McNair didn't probably rape little boys. Who knows why I think the things I do, but the point is I could care less. Anyway, I still don't know if he was cheating on his wife, if he was then he got what he deserved. If he wasn't then it pretty much sucks for him. The silver lining for this could be that he was going to get divorced and lose half his shit, then knock up a 20 year old or whatever and lose the other half. Had he not been shot he would have had NOWHERE TO GO. Mercy killing? Perhaps.

Tem's thoughts on Johnny Cueto.....thanks for showing up. I am sure Keith was thrilled.

Tem's thoughts on the Pirates....good freaking Lord, do you have to trade everyone?? I'm not a GM, but I am a scientist and I know science says that you can't build a winner by trading every single player who shows some promise. What's the freaking point of trading for some dude or drafting him just to trade him away the moment he becomes good?

Tem's thoughts on tennis....still hate it even though I can appreciate how awesome that Wimbledon match was.

Tem's thoughts on Lebron telling Ariza that he'll stay in Cleveland...Ariza isn't even in Cleveland, this makes no sense WWL...the Omnibus would never have stood for such shoddy reporting.

Tem's thoughts on the Tour De France...apparently it started. That's all I know.

Tem's thoughts on posting a movie review....I better do it, that's the only thing worth reading unless I do a running diary.

Soul Power

This movie is pretty interesting. I was actually intrigued by the concept. See some scientist (not Jug) invents a way to harness the power of people's souls. This is interesting because 1) it indirectly proves souls exist and 2) you can find out if other animals like dogs have souls and 3) you can see who has the most powerful soul. This movie breezes past 1 and skips over 2 completely, possibly saving that for the sequel. It mostly focuses on 3....that is it focuses on who has the most powerful soul.

See the scientist says that the better the soul, the more power it kicks off. You have to believe him because 1) he is a scientist and 2) he invented Soul Power, so he knows what he is talking about. So some evil villain dude (played by Chris Farley in his last film...yeah, who knew?) gets him a doomsday device and tries to run it with a person with a super powerful soul. He tries all sorts of people in it, he kidnaps Oprah, doesn't work, he kidnaps some ratards, doesn't work, he kidnaps Dane Cook, doesn't work, but Dane dies so that was nice, he kidnaps orphans, doesn't work. So finally he decides to kidnap the scientist to force the scientist to help him find a person with a rockin' soul.

After the scientist gets kidnapped they put Omar Epps on the case (Wesley Snipes was unavailable). Omar tracks them down with the help of his partner, Rob Schneider (thrown in for comic relief, he does fine). The scientist decides that Omar has the best soul or at least a good enough one and Rob has to save the day. Rob frees the scientist and they build an anti doomsday device. The scientist convinces Rob that he has a strong enough soul with enough Soul Power to run the anti-doomsday device and they strap him in. Sucks for Rob though, the scientist was lying, Rob's soul sucks, the anti-doomsday device doesn't work and the evil guy wins.

Now I know what you are thinking...the scientist couldn't have been wrong about Rob's soul...that's right he wasn't, turns out he was an evil scientist. Plot twist.

Oh so the world is under control of the evil scientist and villain dude. I think that Paul Blart Mall Cop guy is in talks to take over for Farley in the sequel.

4 helmet stickers out of 5...no nudity.