Tuesday, July 07, 2009

I 8A4RE 2

The subject was on a license plate on my way to work. It was on an older Cadillac CTS. What is it? I ate a Ferrari too? Hell if I know.


So tem's thoughts on Michael Jackson.......doesn't care. He probably raped little boys, so I'm not a big fan of that, but his effect/influence/popularity in music can't be questioned, so he's got that going for him. At the end of the day he was a weird dude, really weird, probably raped little boys and was talented in music. He'll probably go to hell.

Tem's thoughts on McNair.....could care less. That's right, I care a little bit. It is possible for me to care a little less. For instance I care less about MJ than McNair. Maybe because I like football more than music, maybe because McNair didn't probably rape little boys. Who knows why I think the things I do, but the point is I could care less. Anyway, I still don't know if he was cheating on his wife, if he was then he got what he deserved. If he wasn't then it pretty much sucks for him. The silver lining for this could be that he was going to get divorced and lose half his shit, then knock up a 20 year old or whatever and lose the other half. Had he not been shot he would have had NOWHERE TO GO. Mercy killing? Perhaps.

Tem's thoughts on Johnny Cueto.....thanks for showing up. I am sure Keith was thrilled.

Tem's thoughts on the Pirates....good freaking Lord, do you have to trade everyone?? I'm not a GM, but I am a scientist and I know science says that you can't build a winner by trading every single player who shows some promise. What's the freaking point of trading for some dude or drafting him just to trade him away the moment he becomes good?

Tem's thoughts on tennis....still hate it even though I can appreciate how awesome that Wimbledon match was.

Tem's thoughts on Lebron telling Ariza that he'll stay in Cleveland...Ariza isn't even in Cleveland, this makes no sense WWL...the Omnibus would never have stood for such shoddy reporting.

Tem's thoughts on the Tour De France...apparently it started. That's all I know.

Tem's thoughts on posting a movie review....I better do it, that's the only thing worth reading unless I do a running diary.

Soul Power

This movie is pretty interesting. I was actually intrigued by the concept. See some scientist (not Jug) invents a way to harness the power of people's souls. This is interesting because 1) it indirectly proves souls exist and 2) you can find out if other animals like dogs have souls and 3) you can see who has the most powerful soul. This movie breezes past 1 and skips over 2 completely, possibly saving that for the sequel. It mostly focuses on 3....that is it focuses on who has the most powerful soul.

See the scientist says that the better the soul, the more power it kicks off. You have to believe him because 1) he is a scientist and 2) he invented Soul Power, so he knows what he is talking about. So some evil villain dude (played by Chris Farley in his last film...yeah, who knew?) gets him a doomsday device and tries to run it with a person with a super powerful soul. He tries all sorts of people in it, he kidnaps Oprah, doesn't work, he kidnaps some ratards, doesn't work, he kidnaps Dane Cook, doesn't work, but Dane dies so that was nice, he kidnaps orphans, doesn't work. So finally he decides to kidnap the scientist to force the scientist to help him find a person with a rockin' soul.

After the scientist gets kidnapped they put Omar Epps on the case (Wesley Snipes was unavailable). Omar tracks them down with the help of his partner, Rob Schneider (thrown in for comic relief, he does fine). The scientist decides that Omar has the best soul or at least a good enough one and Rob has to save the day. Rob frees the scientist and they build an anti doomsday device. The scientist convinces Rob that he has a strong enough soul with enough Soul Power to run the anti-doomsday device and they strap him in. Sucks for Rob though, the scientist was lying, Rob's soul sucks, the anti-doomsday device doesn't work and the evil guy wins.

Now I know what you are thinking...the scientist couldn't have been wrong about Rob's soul...that's right he wasn't, turns out he was an evil scientist. Plot twist.

Oh so the world is under control of the evil scientist and villain dude. I think that Paul Blart Mall Cop guy is in talks to take over for Farley in the sequel.

4 helmet stickers out of 5...no nudity.

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blue said...

stupid license planes

Aitch said...

I hate those vanity plates. If the meaning isn't 100% clear it just seems dumb.

Aitch said...
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Aitch said...

Eracist was a duplicate comment.

Aitch said...

Megan Fox may not be able to act but goddman is she nice to look at

ToddPacker said...

"Tem's thoughts on ..." = good post

ToddPacker said...

"america's team" debate on wwl is crap

tem said...

i am america's team.

tem said...

wow slow start today.

tem said...

i have a meeting in 4 minutes too.

i hope it is short.

Beth said...

I am so glad you clarified the "could care less" comment. That's one of my many pet peeves when people say that one wrong.

And nice movie review although it's clear that if James Brown was still alive he'd have the strongest soul. (SWIDT?)

blue said...

what about the guy who advertised soul glow?

Beth said...

And if you google i8a4re2 you actually get quite a few hits. There's a chess club guy, an ebay member and a myspace profile that all have that as part of their profiles, as well as a few references to it being on license plates.

tem said...

"That's one of my many pet peeves when people say that one wrong. "

i could care less.

tem said...

any idear what it means?

tem said...

fuck, meeting.

Beth said...

"any idear what it means?"

One reference to it on some car bulletin board referenced i8a4re (without the "2") the same way you did - I ate a Ferrari.

Aitch said...

I feel bad for McNair's wife and kids. We all pay attention because it's a prominent person died, but soon it will pass from our minds when the next big event happens. His family will have to deal with the pain and loss forever.

blue said...

aitch getting deep and philisomophical

Meiz said...

I'm tired

blue said...

thanks for showing up cueto...guess i can forget winning whip or era this week.

Aitch said...

"aitch getting deep and philisomophical"

Nah, just sayin. Having just experienced a loss myself, I can't imagine having that compounded with the pain his wife is feeling having found out about his apparent infidelity this way.

Meiz said...

INFIDELS!

blue said...

she knew...all women know

blue said...

fuck, if any "player's wife" doesnt' think their man is cheating on them when they go out on the road they're kidding themselves.

except brenda warner

tem said...

kirelenkos wife gives him 1 freebie.

she knows.

she is down.

tem said...

"I feel bad for McNair's wife and kids. "

same, sucks for them that he died.

sucks for them that the whole nation knows he was cheating (if he was and he wasn't actually separated).

blue said...

i blame iam

blue said...

i think that was all part of the "move to nashville" plan

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I feel bad for McNair's wife and kids. "

they get all his moneys

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think tem got the license plate right and the 2 is there because they arent the first person to have it, which makes it even douchier

Meiz said...

NEVER L8

Meiz said...

The best vanity plate ever



3M TA3

tem said...

eat me backwards...nice.

tem said...

how does one eat a ferrari?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how does one eat a ferrari?"

one doesnt, their car does. all cars are transformers and can eat each other

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hansbrough's debut a hit"

stop it

Beth said...

"how does one eat a ferrari?"

With a lot of hot sauce.

/ep

Steve said...

If I see one more reputable news source interviewing some dip shit who claims to have seen MJ's ghost, or MJ's face carved into a tree I’m gonna become the next spree killer of the south east.

(that's right, FBI agent, i said it)

Beth said...

I actually think that might be justifiable homicide.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I’m gonna become the next spree killer of the south east."

please start with yourself

regards

tem said...

if he starts with himself he won't be a spree killer.

Steve said...

Booty

Keith S said...

Sprees candies are pretty good.

tem said...

slow day again.

too many people blocked.

where is el pad?

Keith S said...

Was this the week EP was going to Jamaica?

tem said...

i haven't the slightest clue. my reader doesn't remember either.

Steve said...

EP's gonna come back and have 75k in credit card debt.

Jugdish said...

maybe ep went out and got a part time yob.


Borat: NOT!

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef, hayden 'nude' scene pics

its weak, only person who gets to see her front is the guy in the movie

Meiz said...

Weaksauce. Hayden tolt me she was gettin' nekkid for us.

Meiz said...

EP's in Maryland

JFreak said...

"one doesnt, their car does. all cars are transformers and can eat each other"

Only GM vehicles are transformers.

Keith S said...

"its weak, only person who gets to see her front is the guy in the movie"

That's some bullshit right there

tem said...

"Only GM vehicles are transformers."

ford mustang was the bad cop transformer in the 1st one, right?

tem said...

free lunch for a meeting.

i don't have to attend the meeting.

and i get 6 chicken tenders instead of 4.


things be looking up.

blue said...

fuck meetings

if i take 4 days off, i shouldn't have to come back to a shitload of meetings..life should just continue on.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ford mustang was the bad cop transformer in the 1st one, right?"

yea

Spaceman Spiff said...

hayden movie is pg-13 no idea why we expected more skin

Steve said...

we're gonna have to wait till HP's career hits the toilet before we get nakedness.

she's still milking that sweet/innocent angle right now.

Steve said...

hopefully, she will not have a long career

tem said...

no hayden nudity is ri-goddmann-diculous.

Steve said...

like Jessica Beil. she put out a few stink bombs for movies, her crowd draw went down and BAM she's a stripper.

tem said...

WWL :"Goodell trains for attempt to summit Mt. Rainier "


since when did summit mean climb? this can't be a popular use of the word.

Meiz said...

Maybe they mean Pat Summitt

tem said...

biel, moore, russo, berry, spano, tomei, the list goes on.

career falters a little (or a lot), show some tits.

smart ones show them quicker before it is too late.

tem said...

forgot shue

tem said...

can't believe I of all people forgot Shue.

blue said...

"since when did summit mean climb? this can't be a popular use of the word"

summit has always been used in climbing terminology...there's a big diffference between some guy who climbs on a mountain, and a guy who makes it to the top.

blue said...

moore? rudy ray moore?

blue said...

HP won't be showing her little boobies anytime soon

Steve said...

"can't believe I of all people forgot Shue."


slap yourself in the face as hard as you can!


she put out some good ones too. that strip search scene was H.O.T.

blue said...

she'll always be the little girl in remember the titans

and i don't want to see that little girl nekkid

blue said...

add megan fox to tem's list

tem said...

"there's a big diffference between some guy who climbs on a mountain, and a guy who makes it to the top."

yeah one guys climbs on a mountain the the other climbs to the top.

tem said...

"moore? rudy ray moore?"

demi

tem said...

megan fox is on the jolie list.

show your tits because you want to, whenever you want to, because it will make you more popular irregardless of how popular you already are.

tem said...

although i am nearly positive megan fox pre showing tits is tons more popular than angie was pre showing tits.

tem said...

"EP's in Maryland"

why?

tem said...

McDs has a deal here where if you get a Big Mac value meal you can add another Big Mac for $1 more.

I did it twice this past weekend. Couldn't pass up the extra Mac for $1.

Meiz said...

"why?"


They needed an economy boost

blue said...

i think he's in maryland because it's fun to go there.

blue said...

maybe he's visiting family that is in the witness protection program

blue said...

EP's family is snitches

Keith S said...

"she's still milking that sweet/innocent angle right now."


Angel?

Steve said...

i don't think you can milk angels

tem said...

angle, like in a triangle.

Keith S said...

"why?"

He wants to get chlamydia

Keith S said...

angels have nipples, so you can milk them

tem said...

you have nipples, can you milk you?

Jugdish said...

are you a pot head fokker?

Steve said...

Puff the magic dragon, lived down by the sea

tem said...

dragons hate the sea.

Keith S said...

Whitlock

Keith S said...

"Puff the magic dragon, lived down by the sea"



Almost got 'em right

blue said...

"angels have nipples, so you can milk them"


not the nicolas cage angels

JFreak said...

"ford mustang was the bad cop transformer in the 1st one, right?"

Considering GM bought exclusive rights to any non-milarity vehicle I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

JFreak said...

Wiki says this was the bad cop.

I am defeated.

Keith S said...

IN YOU FACE, FREAK


In the 2007 live-action movie, Barricade is a Decepticon that transforms into a Saleen S281 Extreme (a modified Ford Mustang) police car, making him similar in appearance to the G1 Autobot Prowl, who was actually in the first draft of the movie treatment before the writers thought that a Decepticon police car would be a better idea.

Keith S said...

Oh, you already put it in you face

JFreak said...

Makes it less fun for you when I say it first.

Keith S said...

yes

tem said...

ha, in you face.

slap hands, slap hands.

Meiz said...

So EP goes out of town

The market is up

Oil falls over $2 a barrel



Coincidence?

Keith S said...

Going camping this weekend. No chicks going, though. Which should make the truth or dare a little weirder

tem said...

i don't really understand Whitlock's article.

tem said...

for instance:

"If you read this column regularly, you know I'm not the morality police, you know I'm far from bothered by McNair's May-December romance and you probably should've surmised I get my "Becky on" from time to time."


i have no clue what "Becky on" means.

tem said...

"Personally, I prefer June-December romances, but a blossoming May flower certainly could be fertilized into a special, 28-year-old bouquet by a patient and attentive gardener."


what is the difference in a June-December romance compared to a Jan-May?? wft is he talking about?

tem said...

"As for the life-experience, station-in-life disparity between a retired millionaire quarterback and a Dave & Buster's waitress, well, let he who has never Captained cast the first hoe."


what does Captained mean in that sentence?

tem said...

he does on to insinuate it means paying some chick's bills...is that accurate?

tem said...

i think my reader is just making shit up when she reads me whitlock.

JFreak said...

Captain Morganed?

tem said...

"It's a man thing we haven't been able to shake since Eve gave us an apple."


men buy stuff for chicks because Eve gave Adam an apple? what?

Keith S said...

"what is the difference in a June-December romance compared to a Jan-May?? wft is he talking about?"


Maybe because he plays football from June-December

JFreak said...

He's saying it's in a man's nature to get things for women.

tem said...

"Do not read this as me condoning McNair's extramarital affair. I'm not. "


see, now I thought the previous 10 paragraphs were written solely to condone the affair...this article is confusing.

JFreak said...

tem seems dense today.

tem said...

"He was so popular in Nashville that when his under-drinking-age "Becky" got popped driving her mistress ransom while drunk and/or high the police called a cab to give McNair, the Escalade passenger, a ride home."

don't they do this for all passengers of DUI people? assuming the passenger can't drive for whatever reason.

tem said...

tem thinks the article is poorly written.

it's like whitlock is dropping his version of WADR after every sentence.

...i can totally see how mcnair would want to fuck some young hottie, hell i would, who wouldn't? but i am not condoning his cheating....

...wifes can be mean, who the hell knows what he had going on with his wife, maybe she deserved being cheated on....but i am not condoning his cheating.

....it is male nature to cheat. but i am not condoning his cheating.

JFreak said...

Paul Janish pitched better than Johnny Cueto last night.

blue said...

yessir

blue said...

whitlock has lost all credibility


eat a salad every now and then fatty

blue said...

becky, like from roseanne? becky?

tem said...

that's two or three of whitlock's recent articles that have been ratarded.

he has jumped the shark...or at least waddled his fat ass around it.

blue said...

chick from scrubs played becky for a season or 2, before she got super hotter.

tem said...

"becky on"

still have no clue.

"may-december"

i think he means he likes MILFS and cougars, not college chicks.

"captained"

i guess buying shit for a chick you are fucking.

blue said...

oh look, Lance is back on his 'roids

tem said...

chick from scrubs was becky #2 right?

blue said...

whitlock can't jump paper

blue said...

"chick from scrubs was becky #2 right?"

yessir

blue said...

maybe in a may december...one is 5 and one is 12.

JFreak said...

Everyone, make sure you don't use slang around tem.

He won't get it.

blue said...

i always thought captained=drank some capt morgan

and who hasn't done that can throw a hoe?

blue said...

slang is not good use of vocabulary in a published article...

you must know your audience

tem said...

"He won't get it."

i am a country hick from WV. its amazing i can understand the chick who reads things to me.

Keith S said...

captained means he's from Brazil and plays for the Suns

tem said...

also freak feel free to explain "becky on" to me.

blue said...

becky on means you buy a new sock from walmart

Steve said...

"chick from scrubs"


Chick From Scrubs

tem said...

"Lack of motive slows ruling in McNair killing"


batshit crazy chick isn't a motive?

blue said...

maybe whitlock just makes shit up and then laughs with jeff george about it.

Keith S said...

"batshit crazy chick isn't a motive?"



jump, jump, jump, jump, jump

tem said...

i don't get how both McNair and Whitlock get their Becky On.

something tells me that McNair's Becky On chicks are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whitlock's chicks.

tem said...

"jump, jump, jump, jump, jump"

no mat here.

she is a chick, that seems to be generally accepted.

thus she is batshit crazy as all chicks are.

Keith S said...

fair enough

Keith S said...

This is what happens when you don't pay the barber, pay the barber

tem said...

thought it'd be funny if that was a 100pushup link.

Keith S said...

Montcourt complained during the French Open that the punishment was too harsh, saying that he never bet more than $3 at any time, and never on his own matches
The Court of Arbitration for Sport said Montcourt had wagered a total of $192 on 36 tennis events in 2005.



$192/36 >>>>>>>>>> than $3

Beth said...

Tem, I think you need a new reader, preferably one who isn't from W.Va. Your reader should be able to read AND explain articles to you.

tem said...

maybe he bet on more than one match per event.

tem said...

"Your reader should be able to read AND explain articles to you."

that costs more. are you going to pay the bill?

Jugdish said...

ep has been away competing in this to earn some extra cash.

Beth said...

"that costs more. are you going to pay the bill?"

Ask EP, he probably has some room left on 1 of his credit cards.

tem said...

i'll run it by EP.

otherwise i'll get a dude reader and pay him with nekkid pictures of you.

Meiz said...

"otherwise i'll get a dude reader and pay him with nekkid pictures of you."


I'll do it. Can I have the orphan room?

tem said...

do i have to pay you with nekkid beth photos and do you know what becky on means?

Meiz said...

Yes x2


Bo Jones hips me to all the slang the kids are using these days

Beth said...

"otherwise i'll get a dude reader and pay him with nekkid pictures of you."

Wait, how'd you get naked pics of me? Oh shit, you found the website didn't you...

tem said...

"Oh shit, you founded the website didn't you..."

*fixed

Jugdish said...

Excuse me ma'am, I speak jive.

Meiz said...

"Excuse me ma'am, I speak jive."


Always hilarious

blue said...

I went here to get a haircut yesterday.

it was alright, by far the most i've ever paid for a haircut, but they did shave the back of my neck with hot foam and a straight razor.

blue said...

adn they washed my hair twice, which was kind of different, and the 2nd time i got a hot towel in the face....which was nice

the chicks weren't that hot, but they all had big tits...

Beth said...

RE: Knockouts haircut

So how attractive were the women blue?

And did you have to pay extra for the happy ending?

Beth said...

If they all had big tits I'm surprised you even looked at their faces. At least that's what they are probably counting on.

blue said...

they were all cute and young, most had bigger hips than a man desires...birthing hips

Keith S said...

"adn they washed my hair twice, which was kind of different, and the 2nd time i got a hot towel in the face....which was nice"

Hot towel on the face is suite. We have a place here that does that. Sportclips or some shit

blue said...

but they weren't heiffers like at cost cutters or fantastic sam's

blue said...

only reason i went there was because i didn't want to wait an hour at some shitty place

blue said...

tem could get his hairscut cheaper there if all they have to use is clippers..

they like those types of guys

Keith S said...

only reason i went there was because they had huge cans


*fized

tem said...

"Sportclips"

same here.

now tem cuts his own hair. all one of them.

blue said...

good fix

Keith S said...

Well you cut your hair, then have the upstairs neighbor come down and fix it.

tem said...

"tem could get his hairscut cheaper there if all they have to use is clippers..

they like those types of guys"


they like them because they charge full price.

for me getting my haircut is more expensive than talking on a phone sex line. it is like $15 for 7 minutes of hair cutting.

tem said...

Well you cut your hair, then have the downstairs neighbor come up and fix it.


*fixed. tem lives on the top.

blue said...

my point tem was that if all they do is clipper your hair, it's cheaper, as opposed to the guy who needs scissors, costs more

blue said...

you might even get them to hot shave it.

Keith S said...

tem's stalking days are over

tem said...

"my point tem was that if all they do is clipper your hair, it's cheaper, as opposed to the guy who needs scissors, costs more"


my point is that it is the same price here irregardless of what they do to your hair or how long it takes. clippers are same price as scissors.

i am intrigued by your pricing model.

tem said...

"tem's stalking days are over"

why?

Keith S said...

"why?"

Oh, they're not?

Jugdish said...

but they did shave the back of my neck with hot foam and a straight razor.


they do that at the barber on base here...hot foam is the better

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Considering GM bought exclusive rights to any non-milarity vehicle I'm gonna go ahead and say no."

ketching up, found this hilarity.

when fanboyism goes wrong: you know some fun fact about the making of the movie, but dont know something you should know just by watching the damn movie

tem said...

"Oh, they're not?"


i don't see why they would be.

Keith S said...

creep

Spaceman Spiff said...

mir look soft on WWL front page

tem said...

your face is a creep.

tem said...

i really don't see how Mir gets out of the first round.

tem said...

if he makes it he will look horrible and have gotten his ass whooped for most of the round.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i really don't see how Mir gets out of the first round."

he could do what he did last time

Keith S said...

"i really don't see how Mir gets out of the first round."

Bet?

Keith S said...

1 day?

tem said...

"he could do what he did last time"

then he wouldn't get out of the first round.

tem said...

"Bet?"

let me marinate on it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hope bisping needs facial reconstructive surgery after his fight

Keith S said...

I didn't realize that the PPV was this weekend. I thought it was next weekend. Woe

Keith S said...

I think Mir beats Brock

tem said...

he won't.

hendo might win, but he won't demolish him.

gsp will get a win too.

tem said...

block

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