Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Eight. Three. One.

Michael Vick might play some fooseball. Don't know if it will be play in the National Fooseball League or the Podunk Football League. I don't know who I'm more tired of hearing news about; Michael Vick or Brett Farve. I'm probably still going to go with Bert.

Speaking of the UFL, J.P. Losman signed with them. Man, he was starting at one point last year, right?

Jays say that the Halladay trade deadline is the 28th. Sounds like he won't be dealt.

Manny has a boo-boo on his hand after getting hit by a pitch. Stupid Homer Bailey.

Phillies win 10 in a row. Blah, blah, blah.

Yao has surgery. People are saying the sky is falling if he's dunzo cuz the Chinese market is huge and if he can't play anymore, it's up to the Chairman, and I don't think Stern is going to be too happy about that.

The Wolves send Sebastian Telfair, Mark Madsen and Craig Smith to the Clippers for Quentin Richardson. Some people are saying this is clearing room for the Wolves to sign Ricky Rubio, and I like it from their perspective. They get rid of three scrubs and get a guy that can help them right now, and his $9 million comes off the books at the end of the year. It also clears up some playing time for Jonny Flynn and Rubio is they end up signing him (which this trade will help them to do). For the Clippers, I just don't understand what they're doing. They need backcourt help, but Telfair? In L.A.? Does anyone think this is a good idea? Besides their first pick, which was a no-brainer, I just don't understand Dunleavey's plan. And that's why they're the Clippers.

Marc Anthony buys part of the Dolphins? Expect to see tons of shots of him with Jlo in an executive box during every Miami home game. Great.

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Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

shots of J. LO, yes please

bitch is like 40 and popped out twins and IS still bringing the heat

Jugdish said...

you were supposed to wait for beth


you are fined another day with that name and pic

Beth said...

EP has issues with doing things too quickly.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

as usual, she took forever

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

been staring at a blank screen for an hour

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

exciting

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"California budget deal to free 27,000 inmates..."

T/Spiff, time to buy a rifle

Beth said...

"as usual, she took forever"

Sorry about that, I had to style my hair while naked 1st.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"Sorry about that, I had to style my hair while naked 1st."

Beth, for 3!

YES!

blue said...

marc anthony thought he was buying a soccer team

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

weep for pele

blue said...

i found out who made the peephole

blue said...

and here he is

douche

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

recession is when your neighbor loses his job

depression is when you lose your job

and recovery is when obama loses his job

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

rick williams, good stuff

Jugdish said...

I need Lance Armstrong to not be in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in today's stage

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

3 Accused Of Letting Rats Chew Toes Off Ohio Baby

blue said...

c'mon lance is going to come with 7 different kinds of smoke and win the whole shebangs

Jugdish said...

just today's stage...I think they have 30 miles or so left

Beth said...

"I need Lance Armstrong to not be in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in today's stage"

It's a mountain stage so good luck with that.

blue said...

they're discussing the EA thing on the radio right now.

this guido from NYC is telling how it took place


ESPN thinks it was an ESPN employee that did this.

Aitch said...

J lo might be the single most overrated female celeb out there. Its a 3 way tie between her, Mariah Carey and Eva Longoria.

blue said...

el gato starting to heat up

blue said...

eva longoria was ROY, he's solid...don't call him overrated.

blue said...

so basically this surveillance guy just told everyone how to do the same thing to everyone else.

Aitch said...

I ended up working until 11 pm last night. I'm fuckin spent.

Woe

Jugdish said...

speaking of woe...time to read the dailywoe(stache)

Tyler said...

I have to go to a meeting with MIS this morning about mapping responsibilities for the website. It is going to be brutal. The funny thing is, they keep referring to something as TFS and I always read/refer to it as TPS. I am going to try and sneak in a TPS reference during the meeting.

Tyler said...

I already want to MurderDeathKill like three dudes that work in that department, so this meeting is going to be awesome.

Tyler said...

And it's a 10:30 meeting, which kills the entire day.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

what is this woe hour

Jugdish said...

its woe:30

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

mike lewis on AIG

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

wow today is a busy day

Spaceman Spiff said...

"T/Spiff, time to buy a rifle"

they wont come to my area

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue jays are ghey with their deadline and their no negotiating with halladay until you trade for him rule. why even pretend like theyre trying to make a deal

Spaceman Spiff said...

sugar cookie for breakfast was HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef, theres already a taco bell spiff challenge

Meiz said...

"keef, theres already a taco bell spiff challenge"


I think he meant a Taco Bell value menu challenge

Jugdish said...

mess hilarity

Meiz said...

Fucking power went out between 6:15 & 9:30 this morning. Late late late.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

nig ben accuser is fugly

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

*big

Meiz said...

Does nobody realize that Halladay is in his 30s, with his odometer about to roll over the 110,000 mile mark?

Meiz said...

"nig ben accuser is fugly"


Not again

Spaceman Spiff said...

halladay is immortal

Spaceman Spiff said...

TMZ has the lebron tape, gonna be on the website at 645 EST

Jugdish said...

lance came in 5th I think, streak at 11


not touching the breers game, thinking about the fish

Spaceman Spiff said...

TMZ also mentions that the EA stuff is from 2 different hotels. i didnt even notice

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

yeh cuz i was looking at the surroinding hotel furnishings to notice

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"More than 62 percent of Bronx residents are overweight or obese, higher than the rate in any of New York City’s other four boroughs"

Fat ricans and big momma's

Meiz said...

They gotta lay off the swine in the BX

Meiz said...

I'm taking the Breers today. Stupid Cards. My streak should be going for 9

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

singaravelan subramaniam is here to install something

brb

name is ns

Meiz said...

"TMZ has the lebron tape, gonna be on the website at 645 EST"


Couldn't be happier

Keith S said...

"bitch is like 40 and popped out twins and IS still bringing the heat"


I think you emphasized the wrong word

Meiz said...

How early do you get out of bed, Mr Anoos?

Meiz said...

actually, how much before work does everybody get up?

Keith S said...

Why? Are you planning a killing spree?

Meiz said...

perhaps

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wake up 40 minutes before work

Keith S said...

Funny

Meiz said...

"i wake up 40 minutes before work"


Good answer. I want to see who the maniacs are. Like Keith. And Beth. And Jug.

Meiz said...

Adam LaRoche traded?

isiah thompson said...

I think you emphasized the wrong word

Hilarity

Keith S said...

"Good answer. I want to see who the maniacs are. Like Keith. And Beth. And Jug."

I go to work at 11. It's not like I'm getting up at 5am.

Keith S said...

I got up at 8:30 today

Keith S said...

PST

isiah thompson said...

I figured out that I can get my cable bill down to a hundo last night. pretty pumped up about that.

Beth said...

"Good answer. I want to see who the maniacs are. Like Keith. And Beth. And Jug."

About 2 hours for me but I usually run before work.

Keith S said...

Free Baja Fresh burrito

Keith S said...

Running is for Kenyans

Jugdish said...

i wake up 40 minutes before work

about an hour before work, although many times i will hit snooze for 20 minutes

blue said...

how early do i get up before i leave for work, or before i arrive at work?

20-25 minutes before i leave...an hour before i get there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

baja fresh is good, i like the nacho burrito

blue said...

nerve tried baja fresh

it's the freshmaker that keeps me away.

Meiz said...

I thought I was in the minority with getting up 40-50 minutes before work. I'm a little relieved by these results.

Aitch said...

I get up at 3, start at 4. 25 minute commute.

Meiz said...

"Jon Heyman of SI.com says the Brewers appear to be a threat to acquire Halladay. He’s hearing Manny Parra’s name and suspects Mat Gamel or Alcides Escobar would have to be involved, too."


IN YOU FACE, MIZE!

Jugdish said...

does halladay have a no trade clause? He'd use it for the beers,

Meiz said...

"does halladay have a no trade clause? He'd use it for the beers,"


Halladay has a full no-trade clause.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

a funny plumber

Jugdish said...

ep...you ever rip off your shirt in the office and challenge gollum to take a charge at you?

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

ADAM LAROCHE TO THE SAWX

Jugdish said...

"Losman is probably the UFL's marquee player. That may sound sort of like being named the coolest guy camping out in line for Star Wars tickets"

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"ep...you ever rip off your shirt in the office and challenge gollum to take a charge at you?"

considered it but no

Jugdish said...

blue, how many of these have you heard?

Jugdish said...

ep on a yob interview:

What are your hobbies and interests?

"[He said] 'Well, as you can see, I'm a young, virile man and I'm single -- if you ladies know what I'm saying.' Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, 'I particularly like blondes.'" - Petri R.J. Darby, president, darbyDarnit Public Relations

Keith S said...

is that jugdrino?

Jugdish said...

freak on a yob interview:


When can you start?

"I need to check with my mom on that one." - Bolzan

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

i think it is

Jugdish said...

is that jugdrino?


obviously i don't know, but it wouldn't shock me if it was

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

keef you find a pool with a house yet?

Meiz said...

I am constantly amazed by the fact that people will pay more than double to send something UPS rather than through the mail, just so they don't have to write out the addresses.

blue said...

i've got some good answers but nothing that great

Spaceman Spiff said...

talk about camera shy

blue said...

awesome

blue said...

spiff has a link, i click on it.

no doubter

Spaceman Spiff said...

barnett took banned substance, out of fedor fight, probable replacement is vitor belfort.

Spaceman Spiff said...

belfort will likely get manhandled, he jumping 2 weight classes if it happens

isiah thompson said...

As President Obama prepares to address the nation in a primetime news conference, some sources say Democratic grumbling about his plan for health care is growing louder.

One Democratic senator told CNN that some congressional Democrats are "baffled," and another senior Democratic source told CNN that those members are frustrated that that they're not getting more specific direction from him on health care.

"We appreciate the rhetoric and his willingness to ratchet up the pressure but what most Democrats on the Hill are looking for is for the president to weigh in and make decisions on outstanding issues," the senior Democratic congressional source said.

"Instead of sending out his people and saying the president isn't ruling anything out, members would like a little bit of clarity on what he would support -- especially on how to pay for his health reform bill," the source added.


HMMMMMMMM....members of his own part want specifics??? Seems like we've heard this one before.

blue said...

i like it

blue said...

rockies bullpen sucks gonads

blue said...

enjoy sonny weems Miez


loser shot like 30% from the field in summer league action, but he could score a lot in the d-league.

Jugdish said...

glad i avoided the breers game today

blue said...

this whole big Ben thing sounds laughable..everyone who knows him knows that he's a raging homosexual...so unless he stuck it in her ass, it makes no senes.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

UFL, gonna end badly

isiah thompson said...

no idear why the UFL has it's season start in October, or Roxtober if you live in Denver.

Meiz said...

I'm SAS that we don't get accused of bait & switch. The women here give such incomplete info to people on the phone, its astounding.

Meiz said...

Do parents not make their kids get jobs in HS anymore? Did I miss something?

Meiz said...

Arby's must be having 5 for 5

isiah thompson said...

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Meiz said...

The ol' steaming pile of shit

Meiz said...

It seriously just took the moron 20 minutes to send something off to Vancouver.

Meiz said...

Customer: If it was going to be this confusing, I wouldn't have bothered.





ns

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

vancouver is far

Keith S said...

Yo quiero muerte

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

sad

Jugdish said...

i might be renting out a room soon...suite

isiah thompson said...

the TB dog was female but with a male voice?

ZEKE IS SHOOK!!

isiah thompson said...

the LBJ "dunk" video is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeakkkk

Spaceman Spiff said...

so is your face

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"i might be renting out a room soon...suite"

what's so suite about that?

blue said...

yor weak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stephon Marbury: "I'm telling you what it is: I know I'm the best point guard in the NBA."

hilarity

Jugdish said...

REALLY glad I stayed away from the breers game

blue said...

that's a bad angle but he two handed that shit right in lebaby's face

Jugdish said...

what's so suite about that?



rent = extra income

isiah thompson said...

do you know the person who will be renting or is it a total stranger?

what % of your mortgage will the rent be? will dood be paying half the cable, power, water, etc?

having to share the kitchen, living room, etc....unless you're ripping the dood off...fuck that.

unless you rent out to a hot slut.

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"rent = extra income"

a room though? didnt know you owned a hostel

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what's so suite about that?"

straight cash homey

Spaceman Spiff said...

"a room though? didnt know you owned a hostel"

what planet are you from

Jugdish said...

straight cash homey


yep!

blue said...

today's aflac trivia


name the MLB doubles leader in each of the last 4 decades, (70's,80's,90's, 00's)

blue said...

are you sure this dude isn't hot for cmjug?

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"what planet are you from"

brooklyn

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

robby cano is available in Y!

isiah thompson said...

are you sure this dude isn't hot for cmjug?

I think bleu missed the memo.

Jugdish said...

do you know the person who will be renting or is it a total stranger?

Yes, a friend of mine

what % of your mortgage will the rent be? will dood be paying half the cable, power, water, etc?

My mortgage, not splitting it, will charge a flat rate, all bills included

having to share the kitchen, living room, etc....unless you're ripping the dood off...fuck that.


not an issue

blue said...

awww shit.. what did i do now?

isiah thompson said...

Pete Rose
Gywnn
Biggio

blue said...

putting this in my mouth (keyboard?) right about now.

Jugdish said...

are you sure this dude isn't hot for cmjug?

she hasn't lived there since the end of March...

blue said...

Petey rose was the 70's doubles leader...winner winner.

Jugdish said...

I think bleu missed the memo.


i believe he did

isiah thompson said...

Yes, a friend of mine


that pretty much takes care of all issues then, suite.

blue said...

fuck montero

blue said...

anyone want to guess at the 80's, 90's and 2000's doubles leaders?


and no, Gwynn and Biggio are not correcto

Jugdish said...

that pretty much takes care of all issues then, suite.


I wanted to rent it out to either someone that I knew, or someone that was referred to me from a friend or family

isiah thompson said...

Jorge* Brett

blue said...

nope

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

see that mravin harrison thing, where the guy got shot 7 times

Jugdish said...

that pretty much takes care of all issues then, suite.



didn't want a craig's list rapist moving in. Although I did look through the ads on there to see what people where charing to rent rooms and some of the ads are hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"robby cano is available in Y!"

i dont see him on the waiver wire

blue said...

oh, it's a joe nathan kind of availability

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

Avg .308
HR 14 RBI
48 RBI
63 Runs
SB 4

you bustin on these #'s

blue said...

is freak ever going to turn on our keeper league?

Meiz said...

The Brewers are god awful

blue said...

so since nobody else wants to play aflac trivia today....

the answers:

70's - Charlie Hustle
80's - Robin Yount
90's - Mark Grace
00's - Todd Helton

i was 1/4 on this treevia

isiah thompson said...

I almost said Yount, Grace and Helton too.

isiah thompson said...

what if Vick signs with Cleveland?

blue said...

and as an example of the steroid era.

most doubles:
70's - 394
80's - 337
90's - 364
00's - 421

and the 09 season is only half over.

blue said...

"what if Vick signs with Cleveland?"

then he would suck

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

super bubble sticks to my teef

Jugdish said...

he would also play in the Dawg pound

isiah thompson said...

jug gets it....it's his era.

isiah thompson said...

and as an example of the steroid era.


what about expansion and different ball-parks?

blue said...

your an expansion of different ballparks

Meiz said...

I had to drop a WADR on a customer that was using selective hearing.

blue said...

no, it is all steroids


stop with your logic

blue said...

80's just sucked for beisbol, no wonder people started juicing

isiah thompson said...

did they play the same number of games back then as they do now?

blue said...

its been 162 ever since i can remember.

isiah thompson said...

the 80's just sucked


*fized


(that's 1980's for TP, not 1880's)

blue said...

162 since 1961 in the AL and 1962 in the NL

isiah thompson said...

what if you had alzheemers* though?

Meiz said...

Big salmon

blue said...

thats what she said

Aitch said...

"are you sure this dude isn't hot for cmjug?

she hasn't lived there since the end of March..."

I missed this memo too. Sorry to hear that Jug.

NS

isiah thompson said...

Gates had just returned from a trip to China when a police officer responded to a call about a potential break-in at his home that was phoned in by a white woman. According to the police report, Gates was in the foyer when the officer arrived.

The officer asked Gates to "step out onto the porch and speak with me," the report says. "[Gates] replied, 'No, I will not.' He then demanded to know who I was. I told him that I was 'Sgt. Crowley from the Cambridge Police' and that I was 'investigating a report of a break in progress' at the residence.

"While I was making this statement, Gates opened the front door and exclaimed, 'Why, because I'm a black man in America?' "

why didn't dood just co-operate instead of being belligerent?

blue said...

garland is misticfying the rockies today

Meiz said...

better video of the dunk

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

what's the big deal anyway with bron vid

must be a slow day

isiah thompson said...

dunk looks better there, LBJ was still kinda off to the side though.

he did get an "IN YOU FACE!" fo sho though.

isiah thompson said...

if Nike and co hadn't made that into a big deal it would have made a 30 second clip on Sportscenter that night then it'd be forgotten.

Jugdish said...

I missed this memo too. Sorry to hear that Jug.

NS


I appreciate it, now worries though.

Update: divorce should be final in early august. she has moved out of houston (suite!)

Jugdish said...

freak...do you watch a lot of Fever games? I'm thinking about betting on them in the streak tomorrow

blue said...

yeah, condolences jugster

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!

Jugdish said...

thanks!

Jugdish said...

ive got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!



hilarity

Yes, I'm trying to compensate said...

"I appreciate it, now worries though.

Update: divorce should be final in early august. she has moved out of houston (suite!)"

this a joke?

isiah thompson said...

Update: divorce should be final in early august. she has moved out of houston (suite!)

jug do you mind if I holla?

holla...holla-olla-olla-olla...holla..holla..holla



(s)

Jugdish said...

this a joke?


no, its true

isiah thompson said...

this a joke?

you can set your watch by it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shouldnt these condolences be congratulations?

WADR

blue said...

"dunk looks better there, LBJ was still kinda off to the side though.

he did get an "IN YOU FACE!" fo sho though."


i thought people in the gym would be like "damn!!!!" and jump outta their seats...dude in front of the camera doesn't even flinch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this a joke?"

the jakes* on you

isiah thompson said...

jug not to get personal about this, but have you had some strange since ecmjug?

if not, that's got to be an exciting feeling to know you'll be able to try new "cereal"!

isiah thompson said...

block

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