Friday, July 24, 2009

Blogs Rule Old People Drool

Jay Mariotti is a dickless bitch.

I'm a little confused as to why people still don't take blogs seriously. Is it because of the comment boards? Is it because for every great blog there is a different blog that acts reckless and immature? But wouldn't an educated reader see through the bullshit and read reputable blogs?

Why is the Internet blamed for everything these days? Does Jay Mariotti really think this happened because bloggers thought Erin Andrews was hot? I'd like to ask Jay himself if he thinks Erin Andrews is attractive. Just to see him trip over his own tongue. First of all, we don't even know if this was staged or not. ESPN/DISNEY/Erin's lawyers are certainly putting up a strong front as if it's not and that's fine but that doesn't mean that this wasn't a calculated move and that she knew she was being taped.

I'm just a little sick and tired of old people with old jobs hating on new people with new jobs. I am just as saddened as you that newspapers can't make a dime. I like newspapers and still think they are a necessary publication but yet I read most of them online. You know why? Because it's 2009 and they don't charge you to read it. So, I pay 1.25 cents for the NY Times or I read it online for free. No brainer right? Newspapers did a poor job of managing expectations, ad dollars and dwindling subscription numbers. It's not a bloggers fault that they are dying. Hell even our favorite sportswriters have blogs. They also have Twitters/Facebooks and all kinds of tools that reference their sites. They should sell more advertising on the homepages instead of the print copies. Offer exclusive web only stories, update the site as new breaks (which most do, jus sayin) and charge for content (as you see fit, I still refuse to pay WSJ but some people do). Get in the game newspapers.

I guess I'll touch on some sports now. Perfect games are purrrdy.

Zeke was yammering about this yesterday but the new NFL draft format sounds cool. PST'ers get fucked but I'm ok with that. Although it does fuck with my timetable as far as getting out a Mock Draft on that Friday. In my face I guess. NBA has success with a primetime draft so this will work. Plus ad revenues from the primetime telecast will be astronomical. I just think it should have been Friday night, 1st round, then all day Saturday to finish. Then you have Sunday for a special programming feat. Mort yelling fake news with a panel of former players who sucked and now need money. That seems like the better.

NYC news of the day : Rabbi busted for selling kidney's. Fucking Jews.

It's Friday. You know the dance. Do it.

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blue said...

EA is a slut...plain and simple

blue said...

an Jay mariotti is a fag...ozzie proved it.

El Padrino said...

fuck beth

blue said...

news paper "journalists" don't like blogs because they think it demeans their "talent"

fuck that, you think you need to go through journalism skool at the zoolander school for kids who can't read good?

just because i don't know the proper use of a semicolon, or what the term vocacious means, doesn't mean that my opinion on something isn't as valid as any "sportswriter"

to hell with them all.


end temrant

blue said...

why?

Jugdish said...

why not?

blue said...

considering his draft prospects, perhaps he should of taken out the larger insurance policy and purposely tried to get hurt.

Jugdish said...

that kid is going to make some bucks either way

blue said...

by healing sick orphans in rwanda?

El Padrino said...

"end temrant"

word to your mother son

Jugdish said...

by healing sick orphans in rwanda?



public speaking...he can make a lot of money doing that, if he is smat

El Padrino said...

he's a virgin

El Padrino said...

saving himself for a viagra fueled TP

El Padrino said...

"COOL TURNS COLD: OBAMA 'BELOW 50%"

zeke i need a in you face or obama is shook

El Padrino said...

sort of kind of readin this yankee years book by torre and verducci, some excerpts i think you'll like

El Padrino said...

"Clemens treated every one of his starts as if he was preparing for Armageddon"

"Clemens lost himself in his usual pregrame preparation, which typically began with cranking the whirlpool to it's hottest possible temperture. "He'd come out looking like a lobster, " trainer Steve Donahue said. Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles. "He'd start snorting like a bull," the trainer said. "That's when he's ready to pitch."

Jugdish said...

espn is taking some flack in the media for not giving the big ben rape civil suit a lot of attention. Collin Cowherd said they (espn) don't typically report on civil suits like that.

Jugdish said...

"He'd start snorting like a bull,"


i bet people laughed at him behind his back

blue said...

"i bet people laughed at him behind his back"

because they could see the track marks from the roids?

Jugdish said...

because they could see the track marks from the roids?


that, and probably several other reasons

El Padrino said...

"Between innings, almost every inning, was like a prize fight with Roger. It was like he was coming back to his corner in between rounds. He'd come in and you'd have to have your surgical gloves on ready to go. He might say, 'Give me the red hot on the back' or 'Give me some grease on my elbow'.

You really had to pay attention when he had two outs, because the first thing that would come off were the shirts. He had all dry shirts lined up. Then we'd have two or three grades of hot stuff line up. He'd get the medium on the back and the next-to-hottest on the elbow and he'd get all greased up and then you'd have to put talcum on him so he could put his shirt on over the grease. Then he'd go back out for the fight."

Jugdish said...

why didn't he just take steroids instead?



s

Jugdish said...

Armstrong said RadioShack will help his Livestrong Foundation in its fight against cancer. He said the electronics chain, with about 35,000 employees in nearly 6,000 stores, can provide the resources to field a team that can compete in the world's premier cycling race. "Plus, I'll get a shitload of free batteries." said Armstrong.

Jugdish said...

keef

El Padrino said...

if i had some scratch i'd buy a miami condo pronto

Jugdish said...

freak is no longer missing

blue said...

fridays, no work

Jugdish said...

i bet it ends up ebay

blue said...

my boss said "i'm not going to be here on fridays anymore, i'm heading to the mountains and will "work" from up there every friday"

me: "SUITE"...golf early on fridays

blue said...

i call BS...if he wore a prostethic nose, why wouldn't he wear one that didn't look all fucked up?

blue said...

couple of fat bitches here were talking about the EA "scandal" and how appalled they were and horrified.

I almost said "well, at least you'll never have to worry about that"...but i wanted to keep my yob

Jugdish said...

I almost said "well, at least you'll never have to worry about that"...but i wanted to keep my yob


good call

Jugdish said...

asillyass is saying that if favre plays for minnesota that they will go to the super bowl

blue said...

that's just dum


favre is going to have the same issues as cutler...who the hark is he going to throw to? Dong Shiancoe?

Jugdish said...

minnesota at least has berrian who is a capable reciever. as far as the bears go I'd like to see them sign another veteren receiver

asillyass is citing the vikings easy schedule as a big reason they will go that far

blue said...

oh, easy schedule is a plus


i like the bars better in that division though, especially since, at some point them williams boyz are gonna sit.

Jugdish said...

and the bears schedule is probably very similar to the vikings schedule.

Jugdish said...

i understand his case for the vikings, I just don't understand how he defends it like its a no brainer

El Padrino said...

adrian peterson

Jugdish said...

the bears have one of those too

El Padrino said...

SCH.net has a dude wearing a WNBA jersey

Jugdish said...

can we post ppt files on blogger?

i just got a suite one comparing the first pitches of W and Osama

El Padrino said...

If I were spiff I would know that answer but I am not

El Padrino said...

GW went mound, fastball right down broadway

Spaceman Spiff said...

at shakey's last night:
Place is crowded. a fat dude, fat like his neck is so fat he has a natural neckroll, is standing, sweating while looking for a place to sit. in his hand is a self made salad made of lettuce, ranch, and about a pound of bacon bits.
No place to sit so he just eats standing, still sweating, while i rank on him at my table. later he finds a seat, he is alone, and his pizza is brought to him and he happily munches on it. suddenly he starts coughing and then he falls out of his chair, choking.
He jiggles to the ground, i yell 'oh shit!', i thought i was gonna witness a death. the fall mustve dislodged the food as he sat up and rubs his eyes and has a WFT look on his face. i can barely contain my laughter, couldnt help myself, its science. he is helped up and sits down and continues eating like nothing happened.
His jiggling during the fall made some workers think he had a seizure and they called the paramedics. they came a few minutes late and checked him out, guess he was all good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"can we post ppt files on blogger?"

no idea

blue said...

great story

Jugdish said...

i don't see a way to post ppt files on here

blue said...

shakey's has good cinnamon rolls

Jugdish said...

posted the first pitch thing on my blog

Spaceman Spiff said...

that last picture is hilarity

Jugdish said...

Cards apparently trading for Holliday

Keith S said...

"keef"

Already put an offer on that one

Jugdish said...

suite...lov pool party

Keith S said...

"asillyass is citing the vikings easy schedule as a big reason they will go that far"


Too bad they have that "playoffs" scenario to go through, too

blue said...

"Cards apparently trading for Holliday"

maybe they'll get halladay too

blue said...

"Too bad they have that "playoffs" scenario to go through, too"

but at least they'd have home games in the domer

Keith S said...

blue
You want to do the CFB preview? You mentioned last year wanting to do it

Keith S said...

Yeah right

blue said...

yeah, i don't buy spurrier's explanation at all

blue said...

"blue
You want to do the CFB preview? You mentioned last year wanting to do it"

i don't know sheet about CFB really...

i'll do an AFC preview though

isiah thompson said...

INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

FAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCE!

OSAMA!

IN YOU FACE!

OSAMA AND HIS SLAPPIES ARE SHOOK!

isiah thompson said...

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- On Friday, the federal minimum wage rises for the third year in a row,

Congrats Deke!

isiah thompson said...

MO MONEY

MO MONEY

MO MONEY!

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef

isiah thompson said...

CNN with a front page story about Osama fucking up his reaction to that Boston arrest story.

man he royally fucked that up, even CNN is turning on him.

Keith S said...

I love me some vida as.

isiah thompson said...

hilarity shakey story, dood brushes off death to finish his large pepperoni.

Meiz said...

Dood was shook at Shakey's

blue said...

didn't sound shook...kind of non-chalant about it.

El Padrino said...

nice story spiff

El Padrino said...

secondary leagues....

The Teams: The 19-team league started in 2008 when the Intense Football League and United Indoor Football merged. The teams are spread all over the country, from the Rochester Raiders to the Alaska Wild.

The Talent: Former NFL draft bust and noted shoplifter Peter Warrick plays for the Bloomington Extreme.

Funniest Team Name: The Omaha Beef, whose mascot is Sir Loin.

El Padrino said...

footyball

El Padrino said...

"love me some vida as."

as do i

Keith S said...

"didn't sound shook...kind of non-chalant about it."

I think mize was trying to tell a funny

Meiz said...

"didn't sound shook...kind of non-chalant about it."


Shaking at Shakeys = Shook at Shakeys

Meiz said...

at least Keith isn't being a ratard

El Padrino said...

keef didnt change names yet?

Keith S said...

From the daily stache...

"Anticipation. Defined in Merriman’s as: the act of looking forward."



hahahahahaha, I think I just pisst myself

Keith S said...

"keef didnt change names yet?"

For what?

El Padrino said...

"A DRUNK Romanian thought he’d hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum."

good call

El Padrino said...

"For what?"

lost bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

daily stache has no editor

2 words for you: anti cipation!

El Padrino said...

"Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated. He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation. “But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well.”

Keith S said...

"lost bet"

I lost the bet 2 weeks ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP has around 20 new as.holes, isuzudude tears him up every time

El Padrino said...

there is an editor, they wouldnt catch that, in fact i am so lazy that i knew that was wrong and just said fuck it and mailed it

El Padrino said...

"EP has around 20 new as.holes, isuzudude tears him up every time"

except when he told me that i was brave

El Padrino said...

isuzudude might be corby

Keith S said...

"there is an editor, they wouldnt catch that,"

NFW. Editors are smrt

isiah thompson said...

"Anticipation. Defined in Merriman’s as: the act of looking forward."


HILARITY

blue said...

no doubt it's corbin

Keith S said...

Who knew that Shawn Merriman had a dictionary

blue said...

Shawne has a dicitionary?

isiah thompson said...

"Anticipation. Defined in Merriman’s as: the act of looking forward."

did EP right* this? (ns)

blue said...

i2i

El Padrino said...

"NFW. Editors are smrt"

doesnt seem so smrt, i can be an editor

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes he did write that

blue said...

maybe that's what he did with the year off last year...write a dictionary

El Padrino said...

Merriam = Merriman

same difference

/
Dan Quayle

El Padrino said...

why did obama even comment on the cambridge thing, then to say "stupidly" when describing behavior, i thought obama was edumacated

Jugdish said...

Mr. Mess

isiah thompson said...

why didn't Osama get all the facts before commenting...that's a really stupid thing to do.

isiah thompson said...

so is today the day Bert* Favor* makes his decision?

Jugdish said...

the mess don't need to be trading for anyone at this point.

El Padrino said...

says you

Jugdish said...

holliday went through, according to "sources"

blue said...

this is a lost season...and they can't fire willie randolph this time

Jugdish said...

says you



correct

Jugdish said...

this is a lost season...and they can't fire willie randolph this time



troof. they are 10 and a half* games back and not looking to go on a run anytime soon. injuries have killed them, there isn't a trade that is going to help them this year, no reason to add more payroll

El Padrino said...

holliday deal done...

El Padrino said...

i'm glad your all met experts

Jugdish said...

it makes cents

El Padrino said...

i think there are like 65 or more games left but whatever, if they keep trotting out a minor league lineup they'll be done for sure

blue said...

i wonder if he'll continue to train with McGwire now that he's in St. Louis..

blue said...

10.5 games back is done

what in their history has led you to believe that they'll "finish strong"

El Padrino said...

"what in their history has led you to believe that they'll "finish strong""

i'm a fan, not a martyr

plus the Wild Card is within reach

Jugdish said...

i think there are like 65 or more games left but whatever, if they keep trotting out a minor league lineup they'll be done for sure


might as well see what kind of talent you got and give them a chance to perform while you have the starters injured. trading for players at this time of the year is usually to get you over the hump and into the playoffs. martinez wouldn't do that for the mess, halladay wouldn't either

Jugdish said...

7.5 out of wild card with 8 teams going for that spot


done

Keith S said...

"i can be an editor"


OK

Keith S said...

Maybe of HDH Magazine

Jugdish said...

the daily HDH

Keith S said...

"i'm glad your all met experts"

Apparently anyone can be a Mess expert.

Keith S said...

"in fact i am so lazy that i knew that was wrong and just said fuck it and mailed it"

I call bullshit on that, too. You're trying to get a paid position there, right?

Jugdish said...

I call bullshit on that, too. You're trying to get a paid position there, right?



he'll get paid...trust me!

Keith S said...

Can't wait for Rickey's speech this weekend

Jugdish said...

caller: there appears to be a black man breaking into the white house

Meiz said...

"Can't wait for Rickey's speech this weekend"


And I'm probably gonna fucking miss it.

isiah thompson said...

woe

Meiz said...

"woe"


Fucking right, woe. Rickey's gonna be talking about the greatness of Rickey.

Jugdish said...

just heard this on espn radio sports update: placido polanco singles in the first inning to break up jose contreras' no hitter

isiah thompson said...

Fucking right, woe. Rickey's gonna be talking about the greatness of Rickey.

right because mlb.com won't have vidyeo's up after the fact where you can watch them. or any other of the 1 billy-yon websites on the internets won't have a recap, nor will tv.

sell woe someplace else....we're all stocked up here.

Meiz said...

Zeke's pissy today

isiah thompson said...

I feel good, just ball busting. No cranberry juice today.

isiah thompson said...

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF EP:

video has been leaked of the LBJ dunk

Keith S said...

no mo woe

Keith S said...

Woe. Defined in Merriman’s as: used to express grief, regret, or distress

Steve said...

If there is grass on the field, play ball

El Padrino said...

"I call bullshit on that, too. You're trying to get a paid position there, right?"

suck my balls doosh i can spell better than you

El Padrino said...

you seriously think i have the job that i have but cant write or spell

it's sillyness

Keith S said...

your write

Steve said...

It has been a hell of a couple weeks at work.

Today, i will leave at 2:00 PM Est. Beer in hand by 2:45.

isiah thompson said...

suck my balls doosh i can spell better than you

new LOV Olympics event: Spelling Bee

isiah thompson said...

your word is.....hippapotamous (sic)

El Padrino said...

i'm not a good typer

El Padrino said...

or that is i type fast and dont read shit back or just lazy

ns

Meiz said...

"i'm not a good typer"


What's that got to do with spelting? I'm a horrible typist, but I spell just fine.

El Padrino said...

meaning i just type and mispell words becuase i'm typing too fast or thinking of one word but mean another

just to sit down and spell a word i can do that and do it well

Steve said...

Grammar Police.


Lame

El Padrino said...

ll cool j

doin it
doin it
doin it well

i banged a chick to this song and it was awesome, she was so horny i think she thought she was fucking ll

ns

El Padrino said...

that's keef dewey's badge

El Padrino said...

something's wrong with esther

isiah thompson said...

Quesssstion about the LOV Spelling Bee:

Will we use/accept Ye Olde English spelting of words? If so I'd say freak is a 1 to 50 odds favorite.

isiah thompson said...

i banged a chick to this song and it was awesome, she was so horny i think she thought she was fucking ll


because you smelt* like fried chicken?

blue said...

that grammar police badge should be spelt...grammer

El Padrino said...

"because you smelt* like fried chicken?"

hahahahaa

Meiz said...

"because you smelt* like fried chicken?"


I'm offended by this.


/steve

Meiz said...

The Breers should give up on the season if they're not trying to land somebody like Holliday.

Meiz said...

Or pitching

El Padrino said...

csilep is so immature

El Padrino said...

asstros gonna wipe out the mets this weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nike: LeBron dunk tapes to be returned"

suite

S

El Padrino said...

Dysktra reality show.

MAKE IT HAPPEN

El Padrino said...

DP with Lenny on

Meiz said...

Lenny doesn't deserve the money from having a TV show.

Spaceman Spiff said...

no wonder she's only a UFC girl

watch carefully

El Padrino said...

what is that a half a pinky

El Padrino said...

esther is a dwarf

El Padrino said...

secret dwarf hooker

Meiz said...

Fuck moving

El Padrino said...

"Hey man, let's go to Red Lobster but first I'm gonna go whack off. I'll see you in ten minutes." And then he'd come out and be like, "Okay, let's go." And that threw me. And he had a running thing where he'd would always say, "Let me see the cock. Lemme see. Lemme see what you got." And I was like, "I'm not going to show you my penis." And he was like, "Lemme just see it, let's get it over with." And one day when I was peeing, I saw him standing behind me in the mirror. [Mimes Sandler looking at him quizzically] And then he just goes, "Alright, man, alright."

El Padrino said...

On the original script for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy:
Basically, it was about anchormen flying to an anchorman convention. Mid-flight, they hit some sort of UPS plane and they crash into a mountain and it becomes like the movie Alive. All the anchormen start dying, they start eating each other. And occasionally, the contents of the UPS plane — which was monkeys and throwing stars — start attacking their base camp. And we sent that around, and it was SO funny, but we couldn't get anyone to make it.

El Padrino said...

new wii shit

Meiz said...

"On the original script for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy:"


Wow.

isiah thompson said...

esther

::hot sauce::

Spaceman Spiff said...

'the orphan' movie

Meiz said...

New guy's gonna do the clown challenge next week. He'll crush it.

isiah thompson said...

'the orphan' movie

no interest in seeing it, seems like a knock-off of The Good Son and The Omen.

isiah thompson said...

New Guy Chills?

El Padrino said...

strange

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
no interest in seeing it, seems like a knock-off of The Good Son and The Omen."

is this s?

EPs link says that the movie needed to set itself apart from ones like 'thegood son' with a twist and that is where the dwarf hooker' story line comes in

Spaceman Spiff said...

axeing if its s because of the good son i2i, i will not be seeing it either

Meiz said...

bossman's mark up on some of the shit we sell is like 500%+


sickening

isiah thompson said...

didn't click the link

Spaceman Spiff said...

affliction event got cancelled

El Padrino said...

how does sperta go fomr doing 300 to that awful looking heigel movie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how does sperta go fomr doing 300 to that awful looking heigel movie"

the point has been brought up and its been discussed here, but since its you:

he's done pussy shit before and he'll do it again, kinda seems to switch from pussy shit to action shit and so on and so forth

phantom of the opera to 300 to ps i love you to rocknrolla etc etc

Spaceman Spiff said...

you mustve missed it

El Padrino said...

fucking lovad

El Padrino said...

and i dont like your tone spiff

isiah thompson said...

hopefully because he was banging Heegel* (but only with her makeup on)

El Padrino said...

heigel looks swolled up at times

blue said...

she needs to show her tits and get it over with

Keith S said...

"meaning i just type and mispell words becuase i'm typing too fast or thinking of one word but mean another"


If it happens every once in a while, it's a typo. If it happens 100 times a week, you can't spelt.

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

Meiz said...

I'd still slam her

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