Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Aitch's American Idol Diary

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Day 1 - Friday, June 12th


5:30 a.m. Beep! Beep! Beep! Alarm is going off. Time to wake up. Go online to check out the rules and I see that I need two forms of ID. License, passport, birth certificate. Well I only have one form. Crap! Now I gotta wait for City Hall to open. So much for my early start! Probably should have read the rules sooner...


8:31 a.m. Birth Certificate acquired. On to Gillette Stadium


9:31 a.m. There it is. Mecca




My American Idol Experience




9:32 a.m. Another picture to piss you off, EP.






9:33 a.m. Not nearly as many people as I expected.






9:36 a.m. That was easy. I went in and walked up to the desk. The girl checked my license (no second form needed, grrrr!), and handed me a ticket and put a wristband on me with the instructions "do not take this off!" I need to comeback Sunday morning at 5 a.m. Yea, this paper wristband should make it to Sunday... Day 1 Complete. I could have gone to work.






Day 2 - Saturday, June 13th


1:30 p.m. I see that my friend is also going to the audition. I send her a message asking if she wants to go together


7:45 p.m. Friend calls back in a panic. Apparently they are opening the parking lot at 2 a.m. Sunday. They said we didn't have to be there until 5. She convinces me to meet up at quarter to 2 in the morning. (Remember, this was not my idea)


Day 3 - Sunday, June 14th


2:28 a.m. Crap!! I overslept. On what could turn out to be the biggest day of my life, I overslept!! Throw on some clothes (good thing I showered and shaved last night before bed) and run out the door. Friend calls, she's running late too.


3:00 a.m. Meet up with friend at a Dunkin Donuts. It's closed. She's pissed. Drive up to the stadium. Sons of bitches are charging $20 to park. WFT! Vultures. Fuck you, Bob Kraft!


3:26 a.m. Did I mention that it's raining? Yup, just a drizzle for the moment. This is what the line looks like ahead of me. Damn, there are a lot of people here early...






4:10 a.m. Ah crap, I have a stage mom behind me. She's going on and on about her daughter and how many competitions she's been in and how many shows she's tried out for. Rambling on and on. All this while daughter is sitting in the car staying dry and wam. Bullshit. I bet the daughter is ugly.


4:40 a.m. Yup, stage mom has not shutup yet. Between bragging about her daughter and the phone call updates to the daughter in the car at 5 minute intervals, I'm ready to throttle this bitch. It's now pouring out and I'm getting cranky. I bet you the daughter is ugly.


5:10 a.m. The line moved 15 feet then stopped. Still couldn't ditch stage mom though. She's quieted a little though. Still raining. Still no daughter.


6:02 a.m. It's starting to let up a bit and the clouds are breaking.



Daughter showed up. I was right, she's ugly. Her and mom are the ones in yellow raincoats. These pics don't do her justice. She's much uglier in person.







6:03 a.m. The line ahead and behind me, respectively. Can't see the end of the line, but rumor is there are 7,000 registered auditioners. Seems low.







6:43 a.m. Line hasn't moved at all. Security personnel have come out of the gates though. This could be a good sign.






6:45 a.m. News van from a local station. They aked for volunteers from R.I. to sing (It's a staton out of Providence). No one volunteers. Reporter is stumped. Hilarity...






6:49 a.m. Finally, they are letting us in!!






7:06 a.m. They've herded us into an area to take a bunch of crowd shots. I'm officially soaked. The producer on the bullhorn is telling people to spin their umbrellas. Sweet, now I'm getting splashed from every direction and the short people around me almost stab me in the eye. Great idea slick!







8:11 a.m. After an hour of various chants and crowd shots, they let us go to our seats. Most people are hanging out in the concourse to get dry.







8:12 a.m. People are slowly drifting to their seats. A producer explains to the crowd that auditions will be held by section number which is on the ticket we got at registration on Friday. Meaning what time we showed up today has no meaning. Glad I listened to my friend and woke up 3 hours earlier than I needed to. (Remember, this wasn't my idea). We decide to split up and head for our seats (we were in different sections.)






8:13 a.m. They have tents set up across the field for the auditions. We'll be lining up and brought into the tents in groups of 4. Each person will sing and then the producers will decide our fates.







8:15 a.m. Another picture to piss you off, EP.






8:26 a.m. Everyone is being told to take their seats or we can't start. We're also waiting for Ryan Seacrest to arrive. This causes the girls to scream. Why am I here again?


9:18 a.m. After some crowd shots and group singing (I'm not joking about the singing), Seacrest has finally arrived. He thanks the crowd, says the show wouldn't exist without us, blah, blah, blah. Yes, he is down there in the pic somewhere, but you can't see because of all the umbrellas.






9:21 a.m. Couple of crowd shots








9:44 a.m. Typical club girl with the stereotypical meathead bodyguard/boyfriend. Her one goal is to get on camera by looking slutty and shaking her ass at the camera. She literallly stands on the seat backs in front of her, facing away from the camera and shakes her ass every time it comes by.






9:49 a.m. Camera is away, club girl covers up.






9:50 a.m. Finally, they begin bringing people down for auditions. Nearly 5 hours after they told us to be there. they start with section 126. I'm in 130.






10:34 a.m. Some random crowd shots and the tents across the field full of hopefuls.








1:36 p.m. They finally get to our section. 4 hours after they started and nearly 10 hours after my initial arrival. I'm exhausted already and my throat is parched. This should be good






2:01 p.m. I'm actually standing on the grass of Gillette Stadium. Sadly, this may be the highlight of my day. The grass is so soft... Almost time for the audition. Time to focus.







2:02 p.m. About half the initial crowd is still waiting to audition. Gonna be a long day for them.






2:05 p.m. This is the group I talked to for the majority of the time there. The girl in white and the other dude are from Western MA. Girl on the far right is from Dallas. Her plan is to hit a many as these things as it takes. We plan to try to stay together as a group, but some girl jumps back in line cuz she doesn't want to audition with her friends. "It's bad luck" ???? Now I'm seperated from my crew. Great.






2:18 p.m. I got assigned to tent #4. That's Bobby Orr's number. A good sign? The two producers are a British dude and an American chick. I hate Limeys...






2:31 p.m. Girl next to me is an incredible singer. This does not bode well for H.


2:32 p.m. "Hi, I'm Mike. I'll be singing 'Hey, Jealousy' by The Gin Blossoms..." I start singing, nervous as hell. I can feel my voice crack a bit, but I'm ok. My palms are sweaty. Making eye contact with the two producers. Oh shit, I'm standing still. I'm not doing anything to seperate myself from every other singer here. Crap! Limey producer puts his hand up to signal for me to stop. I waited 12 hours for a 20 second audition.


2:34 p.m. After a brief huddle, the producers decide to keep the incredible singer next to me, and send the rest of us home. My Idol adventure is over.


2:40 p.m. The two Western MA people catch up to me. They didn't get through. Dallas girl apparently was incredible and moved on. I'm looking forward to seeing how she does on the show.


Well, that's it. All in all it was hell, but still a cool experience. I met some awesome people, shared a lot of laughs and have a story to tell. Thanks o every one who encouraged me to go through with it.


And for no particular reason at all, here is a Dodge Viper that I saw on the way home.



853 comments:

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JFreak said...

the pictures are cut off.

I have no idea how to fix it.

isiah thompson said...

nice work H.


*fuck Boston

isiah thompson said...

FYI:

Joe Nathan is now the 8th ranked pitcher overall and 3rd best RP in Y!

and no he is not available.


IN YOU FACE!

JFreak said...

Ferris Bueller house

isiah thompson said...

Ferris Bueller?

/tem

isiah thompson said...

if that house was in Caput Mundi it'd cost 23M$ and not suck.


/ep

isiah thompson said...

Oh shit, I'm standing still. I'm not doing anything to seperate myself from every other singer here. Crap!


please tell me there was crotch grabbing involved.

isiah thompson said...

I love crotch grabbing.


/ep

isiah thompson said...

Blessed be

Keith S said...

"Ferris Bueller house"


That's definitely El Freakdrino

ns

Keith S said...

"She's much uglier in person."

She looks Bulgarian or some shit. Definitely ugly

Keith S said...

Yes, he is down there in the pic somewhere, but you can't see because he's short as EP

*fized

Keith S said...

Solid efforting, H.

JFreak said...

"That's definitely El Freakdrino

ns"

If it was posted by El Pad, I understand.

I no longer click on any of his links.

Aitch said...

Pics cut off. Maybe the result of being too big? Weird...

Aitch said...

I don't know how to fix it either.

Woe

Aitch said...

It looks like it only happened on the bigger pictures.

H's #1 groupie said...

Nicely done H. A very interesting read for sure. (ns)

Question though, were they selling food somewhere near or did you have to plan ahead and bring your own? If that was the case I'm sure some people didn't think of that and were totally screwed being there for so long.

Aitch said...

Thankfully they had some concession stands open. Mad expensive though. Glad I planned ahead.

Jugdish said...

nice work H!

Jugdish said...

O:FB


anyone see the Sox Orioles game or highlights from last night?

Aitch said...

That game was awful jug. It was funny though, local radio guy was talking about the game when the O's scored a couple runs. He said the Sox were gonna lose 11-10

Jugdish said...

did the umps mess up the number of outs after that rain delay?

Aitch said...

Not sure what happened there. I was at a bar at that point watching with no sound. I just saw Lugo throw the guy out and the whole team start off the field, then get called back on.

Aitch said...

Honestly, that was as telling a sign of how the rest of the game was gonna go as anything else. Their heads were not in the game after the delay

Jugdish said...

Federerer has to win 3-0 for my espn streak to continue

Jugdish said...

O:Mess is going just as planned also

Jugdish said...

13 year old commits to TN


"Yes, I committed to Tennessee," Evan told Jamie Newberg of Rivals.com. "It's the only college I know right now and it seems the best for me.

Jugdish said...

"I have a real friendly relationship with the coaches there. I know I don't know them too well but I know I will have plenty of time to get to know them."

El Padrino said...

nice work h
nice work

El Padrino said...

if you would have gotten sent through then what?, you get to audition in front of the 144MM dollar man?

tem said...

good post for sure.

tem said...

how did you get a birth certificate so fast?

Aitch said...

Yea if I had gone through I would have gone in front of the real judges on a different day.

tem said...

u wuz robbed

tem said...

if you were a super hot chick you would have made it through.

Aitch said...

I've been in the cab since 4 a.m. I've had 2 fares.

Ouch

Aitch said...

"if you were a super hot chick you would have made it through."

They actually sent A LOT of beautiful women home.

IWSAS

JFreak said...

How do you find fares?

More just driving around or appointments?

Aitch said...

I just passed by the criminals doing their community service by picking up trash along the expressway. That's gotta suck

tem said...

i just saw some dude driving around in his cab with no fare. that's gotta suck.


/local criminal picking up trash.

tem said...

"They actually sent A LOT of beautiful women home."

that strategy would be opposite of my strategy.

Aitch said...

I work in the suburbs Freak so mostly its appointments. Sometimes you get walkups of a train or at the cab stands

Jugdish said...

that strategy would be opposite of my strategy.



good strategy

tem said...

my strategy is good. my execution is lacking.

Aitch said...

I'd rather be driving with no fare than standing in the rain with cars zipping by me at 70 mph

Keith S said...

"that strategy would be opposite of my strategy."

Speaking of. How was your strategy last night?

Aitch said...

Oh yea tem, how did the date go?

tem said...

date went real well.

Aitch said...

Date i2i with Keef

tem said...

dinner at a japanese steakhouse, then we went to a bar and chatted.

i'd never been to a japanese steakhouse, it was fun.

H's #1 groupie said...

"date went real well"

Did The Bachelorette come up?

Jugdish said...

did they do the onion volcano?

Jugdish said...

Did The Bachelorette come up?


I'm not confused with that logo

Keith S said...

"i'd never been to a japanese steakhouse, it was fun."

Did you do some sake bombers?

H's #1 groupie said...

dinner at a japanese steakhouse, then we went to a bar and I tried to get her drunk.

*fixed

H's #1 groupie said...

"I'm not confused with that logo"

Mission accomplished then!

tem said...

"Did The Bachelorette come up?"

no. i prepped for nothing.


"did they do the onion volcano?"

yes, that was pretty damn cool.


"Did you do some sake bombers?"

no. next time i will though.

Keith S said...

Did she mention your bald spot on the back of your head?

Keith S said...

It was a she, right?

tem said...

"dinner at a japanese steakhouse, then we went to a bar and I tried to get her drunk."

good fiz

tem said...

"Did she mention your bald spot on the back of your head?"

nope. some random guy at the bar told me he liked my hair cut though. i stayed away from him after that.

"It was a she, right?"

as far as i could tell, yes. and remember, i am a scientist.

Jugdish said...

does the bald spot on the back of your head look like you were in the jackass episode where they were randomly buzzing people with the razor?

Jugdish said...

some random guy at the bar told me he liked my hair cut though. i stayed away from him after that.



that's weird

Keith S said...

"nope. some random guy at the bar told me he liked my hair cut though. i stayed away from him after that."


Solid move taking her to the Short North where other dudes wouldn't try to hit on her.

H's #1 groupie said...

Hell I have no shame, I'll ask the question everyone is curious about - you see any action tem? Maybe a good night kiss?

If she slept with you on a first date though, she's clearly a whore.

s

Keith S said...

Free 1 year subscription to Maxim


Use code YSON

Keith S said...

Did she see the orphan room?

Keith S said...

Hopefully you didn't tell her how much you paid for that "bedskirt"

H's #1 groupie said...

Hopefully you didn't call it a bedskirt.

tem said...

bedskirt did not come up in conversation.

yes to goodnight kiss.

my hair does not look like the jackass episode because i don't have much hair in the first place so you can't really tell where i cut it too much.

we went to a bar on henderson. they had kareoke that night. some 85lb white chick kept doing rap songs all night. she was hilarity. also some guy in a kilt kept doing country songs. he was hilarity.

no, tem was not in a kilt.

tem said...

we did not talk about the orphan room.

the date went well enough that i didn't have to pull out the orphan room line.

tem said...

gotta go to a meeting now.

amuse thyselves.

Jugdish said...

did tem sing?

total eclipse of the heart perhaps?

Keith S said...

"we went to a bar on henderson. they had kareoke that night."

Hopefully you didn't sing a song from Grease 2

H's #1 groupie said...

"Hopefully you didn't sing a song from Grease 2"

He probably did and that's why the guy complimented him on his haircut.

Aitch said...

Sounds like it went well tem. Kudos, ns.

Aitch said...

Beth's last day with the fabulous name and pic. Kinda sad.

El Padrino said...

jack clark seems bitter

H's #1 groupie said...

"Beth's last day with the fabulous name and pic. Kinda sad."

What's sad is that while I quickly found a bunch of pics with hot women and Red Sox stuff when I looked, I searched briefly and couldn't find even 1 good one with a hot woman and Braves stuff. I was thinking of doing that as a new pic for awhile but I guess not.

El Padrino said...

just use yourself, your hot

ToddPacker said...

nice post, h

ToddPacker said...

rev style 18 scroller

ToddPacker said...

gin blossoms? what happened to belting out "one"?

ToddPacker said...

2 hour and 35 minute commute this am... lots of flooding in tampa

Aitch said...

"gin blossoms? what happened to belting out "one"?"

Good question. I changed strategy when I was told I'd only have 20-30 seconds. "One" takes too long to build

Aitch said...

"gin blossoms? what happened to belting out "one"?"

Good question. I changed strategy when I was told I'd only have 20-30 seconds. "One" takes too long to build

H's #1 groupie said...

"2 hour and 35 minute commute this am... lots of flooding in tampa"

Old people drive slow.

Aitch said...

Beth that actually doesn't surprise me, seeing as how the Sox are marketing whores

ToddPacker said...

"Good question. I changed strategy when I was told I'd only have 20-30 seconds. "One" takes too long to build"

got it

Keith S said...

It's about time. This was a ratarded law

Keith S said...

Gilbert has grown faster in the past eight years than all U.S. cities except McKinney, Texas.

El Padrino said...

Utar is back!

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman I love 'the best thing i ever ate' show

tem said...

neither tem nor his date sang anything.

El Padrino said...

good show

El Padrino said...

"Effective on Wednesday, 1 July, sites such as Facebook, MySpace, Twitter and Yammer will no longer be accessible to employees from the Bank’s workstations and Bank-sponsored electronic devices in the Americas region"

hopefully blogger aint next....

Meiz said...

Club Girl should wear a little more makeup next time

Meiz said...

"Ferris Bueller house"


EL PADRINO

Jugdish said...

2 year old girl strangled to death by pet python...


why the fuck would someone have a pet python with a little kid running around?

Jugdish said...

douche bank is cracking down

Spaceman Spiff said...

china has the best buildings

shit just fell over, hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"EL PADRINO"

el padrino on the el padrino call

El Padrino said...

Keef, here ya go:

Reports of Michael Jackson suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect. He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

What are McMahon, MJ and Farrah Faucett waiting for on the 4th of July? Patrick Swayze.

Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin's 10 year old birthday party.

Reports suggest that Michael Jackson's heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone.

And finally, Michael Jackson's new song is out this week: "R I P, easy as 1 2 3"

JFreak said...

Nice el padrino on the el padrino call.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
why the fuck would someone have a pet python with a little kid running around?"

feeding time

Jugdish said...

shit just fell over, hilarity


it would be cool if someone on the bottom floor was on the shitter when that thing fell


WFT?!?!

El Padrino said...

sick house

El Padrino said...

T, Cuban chasing Kidd wherever he goes and can pay him more than the Knicks yet Kidd is STILL considering signing with ny

El Padrino said...

didnt boozer reject free agency when he was a cav then burned that bridge down

Meiz said...

"2 hour and 35 minute commute this am... lots of flooding in tampa"


My car would have melted or blown up.

Meiz said...

"el padrino on the el padrino call"


I didn't read it, so it doesn't count.

Jugdish said...

is freak going to post today?



s

Meiz said...

"Effective on Wednesday, 1 July, sites such as Facebook, MySpace, Twitter and Yammer will no longer be accessible to employees from the Bank’s workstations and Bank-sponsored electronic devices in the Americas region"


Its so employees can't badmouth their employer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"T, Cuban chasing Kidd wherever he goes and can pay him more than the Knicks yet Kidd is STILL considering signing with ny"

dantonio will make him look better and prolong his career

Spaceman Spiff said...

"didnt boozer reject free agency when he was a cav then burned that bridge down"

he found out he couldnt get more money anywhere else this time

Keith S said...

"Keef, here ya go:"


Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

JFreak said...

"didnt boozer reject free agency when he was a cav then burned that bridge down"

No, he opted out promising he would come back then bolted to Utah.

El Padrino said...

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?

~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"No, he opted out promising he would come back then bolted to Utah."

no, the cavs opted out

JFreak said...

same difference.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the jazz gave him 30 extra million for the same years, any player would have done the same thing he did if they were smat

JFreak said...

close enough.

Spaceman Spiff said...

smart*

Keith S said...

smat is the new smrt

ToddPacker said...

"smart*"

smat is funnier... reminds me of what h would sound like

Spaceman Spiff said...

smat came out due to reading the chowd's diary

El Padrino said...

still cant believe stuart smiley is the minny gov

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe got a 3 year 90 mil$ extension

Aitch said...

"smat came out due to reading the chowd's diary"

Hilarity

Jugdish said...

still cant believe stuart smiley is the minny gov



smally

Aitch said...

They buried my friend today. 28 years old, died from cancer. I was unable to attend services.

Spaceman Spiff said...

spurs and suns want odom, that would suck

Meiz said...

"They buried my friend today. 28 years old, died from cancer. I was unable to attend services."


Jeezaloo, Debbie. I'm still laughing at MJ jokes, and you throw this into the ring.

H's #1 groupie said...

Wow, sorry to hear that H.

Meiz said...

"still cant believe stuart smiley is the minny gov"


Sen-a-tor

This is why you lack credibility when you rant about politics.

Aitch said...

Sorry Meiz

Thanks Beth

Keith S said...

"still cant believe stuart smiley is the minny gov"

All kinds of hilarity here

El Padrino said...

"This is why you lack credibility when you rant about politics."

like i care, you know what i meant

Keith S said...

My favorite Pirates pitcher back in the day was John Smalley*

El Padrino said...

Smiley keef

Keith S said...

"Smiley keef"

Oh, right. Thanks. I forgot to put the asterisk.

Keith S said...

Oh wait. no I didn't

El Padrino said...

saving private Callaway

blue said...

"still cant believe stuart smiley is the minny gov"

can't believe it either...since it's a lie

Jugdish said...

They buried my friend today. 28 years old, died from cancer. I was unable to attend services.


condolences h...28 is way too young

Steve said...

"I was thinking of doing that as a new pic for awhile but I guess not."


100% agree. you in a braves shirt, stockings and high heels would be my suggestion.

braves cap is optional.

Jugdish said...

"still cant believe stuart smiley is the minny gov"


someone finally beat out Jesse "The Body"

Meiz said...

Happy birthday, NELSON!!!

Jugdish said...

my espn streak now rides on a CFL game

Meiz said...

"100% agree. you in a braves shirt, stockings and high heels would be my suggestion."


No no no. Stirrups, high-heeled cleats, eye black, daisy dukes, Henry Aaron jersey with only one button buttoned.

Meiz said...

"my espn streak now rides on a CFL game"


I think I have mine on Dutch footy.

blue said...

wFT...i've never heard so many people want to see a hot chick with clothes on

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz has a thing for hank aaron, got it

El Padrino said...

Beth, stark nude, backwards braves hat.

Jugdish said...

No no no. Stirrups, high-heeled cleats, eye black, daisy dukes, John Rocker jersey with only one button buttoned.


fixed

El Padrino said...

punch that little bitch in his face with his short sleeve button downs

El Padrino said...

knick offer to lee was solid

Jugdish said...

NBA rumor mill: rockettes might be looking to trade for chris bosh

Spaceman Spiff said...

"knick offer to lee was solid"

is it better than the memphis 50 mil offer

El Padrino said...

"is it better than the memphis 50 mil offer"

no but who the fuck wants to live in memphis, he's a known commodity here, there he'll be just another white guy

Jugdish said...

Bruno

El Padrino said...

8 year 32 mil, 5th year option for 10MM so total 42MM

El Padrino said...

can 8 more mill really make memphis a liveable place

maybe

El Padrino said...

hearing portland might be the team that snatches david away with 60MM

blue said...

the nuggets want grand hill

blech

Meiz said...

"meiz has a thing for hank aaron, got it"

Just trying to incorporate a little Milwaukee

Spaceman Spiff said...

can the blazers afford hedo and lee

Meiz said...

"Beth, stark nude, backwards braves hat."


Forward hat, ponytail.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the nuggets want grand hill

blech"

is that an undrafted free agent

Meiz said...

Ready to get swept again, EP?

blue said...

grant

blue said...

rumors swirling here that the nuggets will try and make a move for sheed ass well


but sheed no like Denver

El Padrino said...

"Ready to get swept again, EP?"

blow me

tem said...

""didnt boozer reject free agency when he was a cav then burned that bridge down"


no he told the Cavs, "hey let me become a free agent sooner so you can sign me to that fair long term contract."

then the Cavs said "gee, i don't know. we have you locked up for another 2 years, but OK, you've been good to us"

then boozer said "thanks, i'm signing with utar"

JFreak said...

"can the blazers afford hedo and lee"

no.

tem said...

"They buried my friend today. 28 years old, died from cancer. I was unable to attend services."

cousin of tem died from cancer when she was around that age (10ish years ago)

condolences.

Jugdish said...

blow me



"Ahh a counter offer. That is what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer, call a counter offer."


what movie?

Meiz said...

"what movie?"


You're pulling a Zeke with these softballs.

tem said...

$8M in memphis is like $34M in NYC.

El Padrino said...

my cousin vinny

Jugdish said...

my cousin vinny



suite

blue said...

memphis is nice...less chance of gang rape for sure

Jugdish said...

You're pulling a Zeke with these softballs.



so is your face

Meiz said...

I just almost lit up dummy within 2 minutes of her walking in the door.

Keith S said...

"can 8 more mill really make memphis a liveable place"

He doesn't have to live in Memphis

tem said...

lit her up with what?

blue said...

"lit her up"

is meiz speak for tapped that ass

Meiz said...

And she still can't figure out how to use the phone.

tem said...

"He doesn't have to live in Memphis"

yeah but, he'll be walking in memphis.

blue said...

dmb is sucking me back in


every time i see them in concert i vow "never again" then they come out with a new album and i get convinced that this time it will be differetn.


must resist

blue said...

"And she still can't figure out how to use the phone"

sexually?

Keith S said...

DMB licks the taint now

tem said...

DMB has always licked taint.

Meiz said...

The new album is pretty good

Keith S said...

mize would "light up" DMB

blue said...

dmb eats pussy for dinner

blue said...

watched "heartbreak kid" this weekend...not a bad movie...quality ben stiller

blue said...

house bunny is an awful movie, but anna faris in skimpy clothes is not bad to watch

Keith S said...

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