Thursday, July 23, 2009

The A-hole tastes nasty

Because freak likes to have videos...and while dullfully inappropriate, it still makes me laugh.

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Beth said...

Is everyone waiting for me? :-)

blue said...

freak sucks

Beth said...

And EP, you don't HAVE to change your name back...

blue said...

i was waiting for you

blue said...

by the by...EA's tits sit up very nicely...i expected a bit mor sag...maybe they're fake

Jugdish said...

for now i'm putting my streak on the WNBA today...sadly.

I might change my mind and pull a big ben on that pick

tem said...

EA was glorious. better than i expected. made me forget about her nose.

blue said...

yeah, i didn't seem to notice her nose

Beth said...

"EA was glorious. better than i expected. made me forget about her nose."

You guys are harsh, what's wrong with her nose?

Jugdish said...

I created a group for the streak for anyone interested:

Click below to join the group and play against me!
http://streak.espn.go.com/group?groupID=154967

Group: LOV
Password: twss

Jugdish said...

she has a nose?

El Padrino said...

damn i posted something

El Padrino said...

should i remove it or should we move to that post

blue said...

freak is actually 5'9 and 3/4ths

Jugdish said...

save it for tomorrow

Jugdish said...

freak is actually 5'9 and 3/4ths


freak is still measured in inches...like you do with babies

tem said...

el pad tried to post everyday.

tem said...

beth you ever been to the tiki bar on the island?

tem said...

time for breakfast i guess.

tem said...

and AJA EAs nose is pretty big.

El Padrino said...

Tinsley in NY would be dangerous

blue said...

i don't like posting because now there is a trashcan by every comment so it makes it harder to find my last comment.


damn blogger

El Padrino said...

"Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl"

HILARITY

easy honey woody allen aint knocking on your door

El Padrino said...

i hate when bitches who make it cuz thier hot get all snooty like that

have fun show your tits be sexy

blue said...

"have fun show your tits be sexy"

worked for EA

El Padrino said...

slap in the face to halle berry

El Padrino said...

who btw dominates megan fox, halle berry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> megan fox

tem said...

EA is wise. her face was all over cnn yesterday.

was watching at the bar. eventually tem yelled "goddmann it, we don't want to see her face! this is freaking mind bottling"

tem said...

tem was not asked to leave.

people just looked at him.

El Padrino said...

is the weather good

tem said...

transformers has her artistic integrity at an all time high.

tem said...

weather is great so far.

rained twice, both times at like 7am.

blue said...

"who btw dominates megan fox, halle berry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> megan fox"

different for minorites

tem said...

yesterday might have been a little too hot. it was humid and near 95.

blue said...

honestly, i think most hot actresses think, "i don't have to show my tits, i'm a good enough actress", until they get older and realize they can't act, so in order to get paid they have to show the goods.

blue said...

see johansen, scarlett

tem said...

good theory.

Beth said...

"beth you ever been to the tiki bar on the island?"

I haven't and actually am not even familiar with it til I just googled it. Did you go or are you considering going?

tem said...

considering going.

my cousin went, she is near 50, and said it was great.

i don't really trust her idea of great.

tem said...

was searching for a better opinion.

tem said...

i'll probably go tonight. it is walking/stumbling distance to where i stay.

El Padrino said...

"THE attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover. IT website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk. The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord. She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she’d call the police. However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days. When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery. “What a b**tard,” she complained. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.” Viktor admitted she had fed him well."

El Padrino said...

never rob a russian hairdresser

El Padrino said...

juat as a note, every bar named Tiki Bar that i've patronized has been solid

tem said...

umm why not? you get food, money, clothes and sex.

El Padrino said...

"see johansen, scarlett"

she's solid actress though, no?

tem said...

karate skills are no joke.

El Padrino said...

"umm why not? you get food, money, clothes and sex."

i was going to pose this question, male rape, does it exist?

tem said...

acting is easy.

hot semi competent actresses are a dime a dozen.

scar jo is no streep. so she has to show the goods.

tem said...

male rape does not exist unless the chick is fugly.

can't rape the willing.

males are always willing with non-fugly chicks, and even sometimes with fugly chicks.

El Padrino said...

rosie jones wake up is hdh

tem said...

time for beach.

blue said...

fuc k the beech

blue said...

who is rosie jones?

El Padrino said...

some hot girl

blue said...

got it

Beth said...

"Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum"

Am I the only one that doesn't know what a frenulum is?

Jugdish said...

no you aren't, but it sounds painful

blue said...

frenulum sounds french

El Padrino said...

no clue, i imagine it's your shaft though or nuts

Beth said...

Yikes, I just looked up what it is and it would definitely be painful for a guy.

Beth said...

From the bible: Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.

I think that means it connects the foreskin. Ouch.

Jugdish said...

anything in that area would be bad if it was in pain

El Padrino said...

obama was awful last night

Aitch said...

Rosie Jones. NSFW

El Padrino said...

beth, circumsized or not

El Padrino said...

hillary would make a better president

ns

El Padrino said...

at least he had some nice details in the health plan










EEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Meiz said...

Computer network decided to shut down. That was pleasant.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"damn i posted something"

u r dumb, maybe you should read comments

blue said...

new shit up...go there

July 23, 2009 9:37 AM

El Padrino said...

i guess i'll post something?

July 23, 2009 9:56 AM

hilarity

El Padrino said...

suite hopefully doosh bank gets in on this

El Padrino said...

must have missed that

Jugdish said...

i don't go back and read the old comments



/ep

El Padrino said...

mad busy yo, focusing on other shit when i'm lov'ng

Spaceman Spiff said...

free nacho burrito last night was glorious

Meiz said...

Bossman is hammering away on huffington. I hope he's responding to my nonsense. This could be really fun.

Meiz said...

Rartarded FB thing of the day: when a chick has at least 1 status update per day complaining about guys......Wouldn't she maybe think SHE is the problem not the dudes?


NO! BECAUSE BITCHES ARE CRAZY.

El Padrino said...

charm and charisma will only take this country so far, bet there is some regrets out there both in house, within the party and the public that voted for this tool

El Padrino said...

"NO! BECAUSE BITCHES ARE CRAZY."

science

El Padrino said...

that commercial is great blue

blue said...

beetches do be crazy...

so do bank execs.

blue said...

the Yo Quiero taco bell dog died

El Padrino said...

naked chicks plowing

sfw

blue said...

pictures please

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the Yo Quiero taco bell dog died"

nice EP impression

blue said...

i try

Keith S said...

i don't read any comments

/ep


*fized

Keith S said...

"Wouldn't she maybe think SHE is the problem not the dudes?"


So you're reading csil's FB?

Keith S said...

csil's FB posting last night...

"I'm going crazy!!!...there aren't enough hours in the day. When did all this happen!?!?! Happy Monday everyone. Hope the Cubbies win tonight (:."



NS

Meiz said...

New lady setting up a quit move? Taking off for a whole month, and now requesting anti-fatigue mats at the computer stations because her knees and hips have been hurting.

A) lose some weight, fat ass

B) QUIT! Do it. Please.

El Padrino said...

facebook is so ridiculous

Meiz said...

Only because 90% of the people in the world are crazy

isiah thompson said...

"damn i posted something"

u r dumb, maybe you should read comments

blue said...

new shit up...go there

July 23, 2009 9:37 AM

El Padrino said...

i guess i'll post something?

July 23, 2009 9:56 AM

hilarity


well done spiffg I'm glad someone noticed this.

EP is awesome like that. (ns)

isiah thompson said...

so vick's first night not in federal custody and he goes to a strip joint with AI?

scha-mooooove move

*apologies if fastery.

blue said...

AI likes to treat dem boyz right

isiah thompson said...

obama was awful last night

didn't even watch, saw some shit on cnn yesterday about how much he's been on tv, etc. - how its been more than any prez ever.

El Padrino said...

"didn't even watch, saw some shit on cnn yesterday about how much he's been on tv, etc. - how its been more than any prez ever."

has more appaerances on prime time tv in his first 100 days than bush in his 8 years

El Padrino said...

i dvr'd it, watched it this morning

awful

Meiz said...

People actually watch that shit? Isn't that why we have newspapers & the interwebs?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"so vick's first night not in federal custody and he goes to a strip joint with AI?"

what a fucking idiot if the story is legit

blue said...

i watched "Coach" instead...i was pissed it pre-empted wheel of fortune..fucking obamer

isiah thompson said...

i dvr'd it, watched it this morning


let me guess what he said:

"there are millions of uninsured people in our country, the last regime did a poor job and let these great citizens fall through the cracks and get left behind. My administration has been dealt a very tough hand here, we're in much worse shape than even I imagined. It might take more than 4 years to correct, but we'll get it done. I believe in change! Yes I can! Thank you....*a few seconds later, he runs back to the mic* oh yeah God Bless America"

*off mic, camera still rolling*
"look peep game homies, IDGAF if whitey ain't gots no health coverage....and where is my got-damn prayer mat, you know the Honorable Elijah Muhammed would be disappointed if I missed my last prayer to Mecca, praise allah"


am I close???

El Padrino said...

"People actually watch that shit? Isn't that why we have newspapers & the interwebs?"

i like to form my own opinion and look for human expressions, body language, etc

El Padrino said...

"am I close???"

100%

isiah thompson said...

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Stocks rallied Thursday, with the Dow industrials surpassing 9,000 for the first time since the start of the year, as several major companies reported results that surpassed expectations and a home sales measure topped forecasts.


companies are starting to surpass forecasts....good sign.

Spaceman Spiff said...

9:50 AM PST, done wif TPS for the day. not even going to have to use my kalashnikov

Meiz said...

"i like to form my own opinion and look for human expressions, body language, etc"


From a politician? Really?

isiah thompson said...

From a politician? Really?

we can't trust what comes out of the POTUS's mouth - the same POTUS that galvanized an entire nation???

so you're an Osama slappy because someone else tolt you to be?

Meiz said...

"not even going to have to use my kalashnikov"


Might not have to, but you still should.

El Padrino said...

"From a politician? Really?"

and i dont believe a new healh care system is needed so i wanted to see details

silly me

Meiz said...

"so you're an Osama slappy because someone else tolt you to be?"


What? No.


wadr to everybody else, this has been working out for ME just fine. I really don't give a flying fuck about the rest of you.

El Padrino said...

see the chrysler clunker thing deke

Meiz said...

"and i dont believe a new healh care system is needed so i wanted to see details

silly me"


I'm sure you could get it elsewhere. I just have no interest in watching a press conference or whatever that was.

El Padrino said...

they are doubling your cash back if you use the bill to get a new chrysler

isiah thompson said...

EP you gotta remember deke is one of the people with his hand out who isn't willing to work for things like healthcare.

he doesn't GAF about the details.

just slap our money in his hand.

Meiz said...

"see the chrysler clunker thing deke"


Yeah, just haven't read it yet. I hate hate hate Mopar.

isiah thompson said...

"deke DGAF about us" i-2-i


dare I say the most imressive i2i eVaR!!!111!!1!!!

Meiz said...

"EP you gotta remember deke is one of the people with his hand out who isn't willing to work for things like healthcare."


Do I not have a full time job? I just can't afford to pay the exorbitant prices for healthcare in WI.

Meiz said...

"he doesn't GAF about the details.

just slap our money in his hand."



YES!!!!

Keith S said...

"they are doubling your cash back if you use the bill to get a new chrysler"

Chrysler is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrible

El Padrino said...

i have no experience with chrysler so i have no idea i do know that your face is terrrrrrrrrrrriible though

isiah thompson said...

that's well played EP

isiah thompson said...

maybe they'll have this incentive to buy Chrysler now then have another incentive to help you with car fixing costs later?

isiah thompson said...

As Obama pushes back against critics of his health care plan, a national poll out Tuesday indicates that half the country disapproves of how he's handling the issue.

Forty-four percent of those questioned in the survey approve of how Obama's dealing with health care, while 50 percent do not, according to the USA Today/Gallup Poll.



IN YOU FACE!!!!!!!!

IN DE FACE!!!!!!

FAAAAACCCCCCCE!!!!!!!

FAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCE!


IN

YOU

FACE!

FACE!

isiah thompson said...

Republican critics such as former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani agreed that health care reform is a major priority, but he said it's not something that should be done in haste.

Giuliani said reform is "one of the most important things we can do, which is why we have to do it right and why it shouldn't be rushed. If the plan is such a good plan ... it can stand the test of time. I don't understand this big rush to try to get it done. This is a very complicated thing," he said.


later

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-California, said Wednesday she intends to move forward with a health care vote this summer and indicated Democrats may keep the House in session past its scheduled summer break if needed.

someone needs to take her out

Meiz said...

"someone needs to take her out"


I don't disagree with this sentiment.

blue said...

health care thing is stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone here keeps their doritos in the fridge, WFT

blue said...

i do enjoy a cold dorito

blue said...

dorito is a funny word....dooor eeet o

Spaceman Spiff said...

ro-ads, rooooooods

El Padrino said...

pelosi hubby involved up in the UFL, put like 30MM into it

cracker ass hoe

Keith S said...

Whitlock

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Who's to blame for Erin Andrews scandal?"

no one's to blame, who is to thank?

Keith S said...

"The video had been available (and ignored) on the Internet for months"


Disappointed in you, spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The video had been available (and ignored) on the Internet for months"

i call BS

isiah thompson said...

i call BS

diddo*

El Padrino said...

yeah no way that video was just lying around

El Padrino said...

black white

yada yada yada

isiah thompson said...

I contend — and I'll explain — that Daulerio's invasion of Stuart Scott's and Michelle Beisner's privacy in 2007 is just as gross and heinous as what happened to Erin Andrews.

crazy talk

Meiz said...

"I contend — and I'll explain — that Daulerio's invasion of Stuart Scott's and Michelle Beisner's privacy in 2007 is just as gross and heinous as what happened to Erin Andrews."


That's BS. Daulerio just snuck a peak at a text Stu was sending to a skeezer.

isiah thompson said...

exactly, dood just threw some salt in SS's game.

isiah thompson said...

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Meiz said...

Pyramid of shit

El Padrino said...

hell of a pile there

Meiz said...

Lady: I need this to be in Tucson by saturday, so I should send this through the regular mail, right?


Me: Ummmm, not even a little bit.


Lady: ::hot sizzle::

isiah thompson said...

if I use regular mail I can get stuff to the east coast in 2 days.

ns

isiah thompson said...

*letter sized envelopes only

Meiz said...

"if I use regular mail I can get stuff to the east coast in 2 days.

ns"

Letters are faster. When I sent you the Nintendo discs, I sent them Priority mail on a Monday, and you didn't get it until Friday or Saturday.

El Padrino said...

i just realized my boss never yawns, he's like a machine of some kind, i just sat in his office for like a hlaf hour and yawned 4 times

Jugdish said...

lost my streak to a WNBA games...serves me right

Jugdish said...

on the plus side, the Sox are beating the Rays right now...suite

El Padrino said...

"I wish I could be his father. I'd be proud of him for coming out and saying that."


ozzie guillen is hysterical

isiah thompson said...

lost my streak to a WNBA games...serves me right

for shame, jug.


freak lost his sports cents fortune on women's tennis.

Meiz said...

I wish Ozzie was the Brewers' manager

Jugdish said...

Tomorrow night I am going here for his concert.

Then on Saturday morning I am going to do this.

Then on Saturday night I am going here for his concert.

Then on Monday I will add my name to this

Jugdish said...

that was a suite here this post

Jugdish said...

ozzie is awesome!

isiah thompson said...

Jug don't forget to do this.

Jugdish said...

hmmm...never heard of that, might have to give it a try

isiah thompson said...

jug that seems like a lot of cuntry* music for one weekend.

Jugdish said...

how'd you know it was country?




s

Jugdish said...

keef will be jealous of that weekend

Jugdish said...

Buerhle is dealing, perfect through 6...jinx

Jugdish said...

mess are in houston this weekend


ep...predictions?

blue said...

just booked a corporate suite for the rockies game the 27th of august...day game...suite.

Jugdish said...

ep...predictions?



PAIN

\el Clubberdrino

El Padrino said...

reid says they aint voting on shit

in yo face obama

El Padrino said...

jug you need a new liver?

Jugdish said...

yes...excmjug took mine when she left


s

El Padrino said...

ra-tard white people fucking with the wedding procession

El Padrino said...

damn your heart wasnt enough

El Padrino said...

"i was waiting for you"

you aint hittin it blue

El Padrino said...

perfect game in progress

Jugdish said...

damn your heart wasnt enough



troof

isiah thompson said...

perfect game in progress


mush?

El Padrino said...

trying

Jugdish said...

was it keef that bet there wouldn't ne any no hitters this season?

he should have to do a name/pic change after each one if there is more than the one

isiah thompson said...

he should have to do a name/pic change after each one if there is more than the one


jug is wise....it's his era people.

Jugdish said...

perfect through 8

isiah thompson said...

dood brought one back to keep it alive?

isiah thompson said...

PERFECT GAME!

keef I'll have your new name and pic for the next two months shortly.

Jugdish said...

one out away

El Padrino said...

perfection

El Padrino said...

"keef I'll have your new name and pic for the next two months shortly."

keef is shook!

Jugdish said...

PERFECT GAME!



SUITE!

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE RAYS!

isiah thompson said...

I'm hearing the catch to keep it alive was HDH.

isiah thompson said...

The Riot was the lucky recipient of getting crushed by the perfect game in Y!.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"was it keef that bet there wouldn't ne any no hitters this season?

he should have to do a name/pic change after each one if there is more than the one"

makes cents*, its science

Spaceman Spiff said...

buehrle lucky i was at lunch or i would have jinxed it for real dough*

isiah thompson said...

makes cents*, its science


this is the 16th perfect game in the modern era.

16 weeks also makes cents.

it's science.

Jugdish said...

I'm hearing the catch to keep it alive was HDH.


it was, just saw it.

defensive sub in the 9th Wise caught what looked like a HR robbing catch, came down, bobbled it, and hauled it in for the first out


nice sub Ozzie

Spaceman Spiff said...

per yahoo
"Buehrle (11-3) got a great catch from center fielder DeWayne Wise leading off the ninth inning to save the bid—and the shutout. Wise entered at the start of the inning as a defensive replacement and when Gabe Kapler led off with a drive to deep left-center, Wise sprinted and, on a dead run, jumped and got his glove above the fence to rob Kapler of a home run."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Riot was the lucky recipient of getting crushed by the perfect game in Y!."

suite

El Padrino said...

fucking gabe kapler is like 60

El Padrino said...

so freak died

El Padrino said...

rip freak

El Padrino said...

keef sucks is coming

El Padrino said...

wait for it......

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