Wednesday, July 15, 2009

826.

So the AL wins another All-Star game. 13th time in a row. I thought that if the NL was going to win, this year would have been one of their best chances. It was in an NL park, there were some key injuries; and the NL's pitching at least on paper, was pretty strong. It was a close game though, if Crawford didn't make that catch, things might have been different. Oh well, I guess there's always next year.

Pedro is a Phillie. OFB moves south. Also, Shane Victorino: not an All-Star. Some radio station had three college kids vote for him for 52 hours non-stop. Lamesauce.

WNBA News: Diana Taurasi is facing 3 drunk-driving charges. THREE. Dood, I know you're only making slightly above what a school teacher makes playing women's professional basketball, but hire a driver. Also, you might have a little problem.

More WNBA News: apparently, they have an All-Star game and they announced the starters. Eastern Conference: Tamika Catchings, Candice Dupree, Sylvia Fowles, Katie Douglas, and Alana Beard. Western Conference: Lauren Jackson, Swin Cash, Lisa Leslie, Becky Hammon, Sue Bird. I have no idear who any of these people are.

Even MORE WNBA News: Allen Iverson is seriously considering signing with the Clippers. Ha, see what I did there? Because the Clippers...nevermind. Anyways, the Clippers could have had him a couple of years ago, but didn't want to trade Shaun Livingston, and that ended well. And that was when they really, really needed a shooting guard. Now they have a good starting in Eric Gordon, and they're going to want Iverson to come off the bench. Hmmmm, sure, why not, I guess it could work. At some point he'll be starting, because Baron Davis is the Clippers starting Point Guard, and he's not the healthiest dude around. It gives them backcourt depth, which they REALLY need, but I don't know if Iverson is the kind of mentor the Clips want/need because they've got a young team and they've also already got Ricky Davis on their team. Good luck if he signs.

The Suns are going to wait and see before they give STAT a couple of Brinks trucks full of money. This will not end well.

Twolves are still saying they want Rubio to play for them. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Chiefs give Cassel a six year contract extension, even though he hasn't played one down for them and they still have to get people for him to throw to. Not really what I would have done, but then again, I'm not running an NFL team.

Apparently, Selig is still considering Pete Rose's application for reinstatement. Unfortunately, the AP writer on the story failed to notice the sarcastic air quotes Selig used when he said he was "considering" the application. Snowball's chance in hell Rose gets in. Which is ra-tarded because he is Charlie Hustle. Let him in already.

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Jugdish said...

I don't think the AL has won 13 years in a row...one year was a tie.


and for the all star game, everything should be pretty strong on paper

Jugdish said...

I am not mutombo'd on centsports and the espn streak page at work...bastards!

Jugdish said...

I didn't watch the all star game or the HR derby...was the game shorter than the derby?

Beth said...

"Apparently, Selig is still considering Pete Rose's application for reinstatement. Unfortunately, the AP writer on the story failed to notice the sarcastic air quotes Selig used when he said he was "considering" the application."

Hilarity.

Beth said...

And for the record, no way in hell do I think Andruw is HOF worthy. (In LOVad Freak said he thought I may have said that.) Give me a little credit here. I may be a chick but I do know a little about baseball, at least if it involves the Braves or their ex players.

blue said...

what about terry pendleton

El Padrino said...

game was good, competitive

El Padrino said...

love the flag, always a favorite

El Padrino said...

the all stars within the communities was a bit much

El Padrino said...

lincecum sucks

El Padrino said...

was the obama pitch covered in lovad?

he threw like a lady

tem said...

his pitch cost taxpayers $2,000,000.

tem said...

and cost the city of st. louis $789,567.89

tem said...

i do believe that the game was shorter than the derby.

blue said...

your face is shorter than the derby

tem said...

thank you

tem said...

i had been worried all week that it wasn't.

now i know.

Goddman Gaytors said...

keith won a bet

Goddman Gaytors said...

was the name supposed to be godddam?

Goddman Gaytors said...

gator toilet bowl is a nice touch

tem said...

probably godmann.

Goddman Gaytors said...

nice post tyler

tem said...

who knows what as. wants though.

Goddman Gaytors said...

"probably godmann."

i copied and pasted the name from kieth's comment.... and we all know keith doesn't make mistakes

Goddman Gaytors said...

i spelt keith's name different in the same post... nice

blue said...

goddman looks right to me

tem said...

cnp never fails. stick with the cnp.

Goddman Gaytors said...

"goddman looks right to me"

ok

Goddman Gaytors said...

nice catch by crawford last night, but mpv worthy?

blue said...

fuck crawford.

blue said...

i wanted papelboner to be the loser

tem said...

haha, Richard Jefferson temgaged his chick.

Beth said...

"what about terry pendleton"

Great player for a couple years or so but not HOF material in my opinion. Although I do think that Dale Murphy should be in.

Goddman Gaytors said...

i wanted rivera to blow the save

tem said...

"i wanted papelboner to be the loser"

he still was. irregardless of the box score, he stil is a loser.

blue said...

hey, way to go poopholes...you single handedly lost the game with your buckneresque fielding

maybe the next time a single chick gets in an elevator alone, you hop in.

Goddman Gaytors said...

"he still was. irregardless of the box score, he stil is a loser."

good point

blue said...

"haha, Richard Jefferson temgaged his chick."


was it exfemmeiz?

he was like "i'm moving to tejas where chicks are smokin' hot, i don't need no more 'sconnie ladies"

tem said...

it was a former nets dancer.

tem said...

blew $2,000,000 on the ceremony that never happened.

blue said...

you should send that story to exfemtem

El Padrino said...

"The right-hander signed a one-year contract with the Phillies on Wednesday and will be placed on the 15-day disabled list with a mild shoulder strain. It hasn't been decided when or where he will start a rehabilitiation assigment."

On the DL already

blue said...

hilarity

blue said...

i guess getting pedro >>>> getting halladay

tem said...

sign him and immediately put him on the DL. hilarious.

blue said...

they're thinking big picture with him...don't burn him out so he chokes at the end of the season

tem said...

"After leading the Fever to the best record in the East, Indiana forward Tamika Catchings earned a starting spot in the WNBA All-Star Game as the top vote-getter with 94,316 votes. "


Albert Pujols was the top vote getting in MLB with 5,397,734 votes.

tem said...

they think there is a pedro effect where your team plays better when he is hurt.

tem said...

they think that with 2 old ass pitchers that one is guaranteed to be on the DL so they just put Pedro there because Moyer is the better.

tem said...

they just signed him to learn the mess's secrets. and then they will do the except opposite of the mess.

El Padrino said...

wnba is like 30 games a season right

El Padrino said...

Dount touch me, I'm a redneck

blue said...

pedro will now pitch every 15 days...creating a new type of starter

blue said...

obamer should have worn sweatpants to throw out the first pitch

El Padrino said...

wore jeans, close enough

El Padrino said...

also, he wore a jacket

in the summer

blue said...

"also, he wore a jacket

in the summer"


GW explained this a long time ago...they're wearing a bulletproof vest so they have to wear a jacket...also makes it more difficult to throw a good pitch.

El Padrino said...

i love how espn did this whole piece on Wakefield and he didnt even get in the game

blue said...

made the "bulletproof jacket" comment to cmblue last night...and she thought that was stupid. her actual response:

"if somebody is going to shoot him, they're going to shoot him in the head"

blue said...

"but Harry, what if they'd shot you in the head?"

El Padrino said...

"GW explained this a long time ago...they're wearing a bulletproof vest so they have to wear a jacket...also makes it more difficult to throw a good pitch."

they have to wear a jacket when walking around the clubhouses? I understand the jacket when throwing the first pitch

blue said...

"that's just the chance we had to take"

blue said...

oh, i get your point

blue said...

yeah, he didn't have the vest on when he was pointing at Josh Beckett

tem said...

he should have dressed like a full fledged arab and come out to the iron sheik's music.

tem said...

"i love how espn did this whole piece on Wakefield and he didnt even get in the game"

nobody could catch him.

tem said...

"they have to wear a jacket when walking around the clubhouses? I understand the jacket when throwing the first pitch"

they basically wear a vest 24-7

tem said...

another plane crash...iran.

tem said...

"Video of the crash site showed a huge crater in the earth scattered with charred pieces of the plane and tattered passports."

El Padrino said...

gollum going to poland for three weeks, effing suite

El Padrino said...

"nobody could catch him."

kod could've

El Padrino said...

"Wireless Welfare: Poor in Colorado may get free phones..."

next time you see a bum in LODO with a phone, tell him/her to thank you blue

tem said...

won't they just sell the phones immediately?

El Padrino said...

dumb

El Padrino said...

see that crater the iran crash made
jeazaloo

tem said...

yeah that is a big crater. plane must have went straight down.

blue said...

well it's all sand there anyway....not like they landed in rock

tem said...

they have some rock.

El Padrino said...

ESPN ombudsman idrty laundry

El Padrino said...

should have been an ump

tem said...

are you tall enough to see over the catcher?

tem said...

oh you mean a football ref.

tem said...

oops no, reading further you mean MLB ump. that is some serious coin.

tem said...

"WNBA refs earn between $600 and $800 a game during the league's 32-game season. "

El Padrino said...

gillette spokesmen

El Padrino said...

"oops no, reading further you mean MLB ump. that is some serious coin."

$350 per diem is suite, could get mickey d's for lunch everyday and a hooker for dinner

tem said...

why not get a hooker for lunch too?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"was the obama pitch covered in lovad?"

funny

El Padrino said...

boozer for lee

do it do it do it

Spaceman Spiff said...

odom agreed to around 9 mil$, and the lakers offered him 3 years, and he didnt accept, he wants more years, WFT?

Jugdish said...

he should have dressed like a full fledged arab and come out to the iron sheik's music.

hilarity

Jugdish said...

he wants more years, WFT?


he is 30, probably his last big contract. I heard Miami and Dallas are offering 5 years...no state tax there either

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
he is 30, probably his last big contract. I heard Miami and Dallas are offering 5 years...no state tax there either"

less money per year so almost even total and less winning

Meiz said...

And I'm returning the camera I just bought yesterday.

Jugdish said...

what are they offering per year in dal/mia? Odom wants yob security

Spaceman Spiff said...

both teams only have the midlevel 5.8 mil

tem said...

"And I'm returning the camera I just bought yesterday."

why?

blue said...

if he wants winning and money he'll go back to Miami.

Wade, trading for Boozer, and Odom...strong group...plus they got chalmers who will be better next year, and maybe that dipshit from OK state will finally wake up.

blue said...

plus easier to win in the least

blue said...

and the bitches on southbeach be fine yo

Meiz said...

"why?"


Computer doesn't recognize it as a USB device. Its a Kodak, so I have to "use" the shitty easyshare software, and that doesn't even seem to work properly. I really like the camera itself, but I digress.

I think I'm targeting a Canon. egf has a Canon, and that thing was pimpjuice.

Jugdish said...

Computer doesn't recognize it as a USB device.


just put another 128 mb of ram in there

D.Wright is Awesome said...

I ♥ David Wright

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Computer doesn't recognize it as a USB device. Its a Kodak, so I have to "use" the shitty easyshare software, and that doesn't even seem to work properly."

dont you have a shitty computer

Meiz said...

"dont you have a shitty computer"


It exceeds the minimum requirements.

It recognizes my Flip, my iPod, my ghetto camera, egf's camera, and any other USB device I've plugged into it.

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"dumb"

El Padrino

Jugdish said...

RE: Jefferson's temgagement


I saw this comment under the article:

Maybe he hooked up with Dirk's ex?

El Padrino said...

A German tourist claims that while eating steak and spinach at the Waldorf Astoria on Friday night, he bit into something you'd only expect to find on the menu at a Red Roof Inn. There's really no delicate way to put this: Axel Sanz-Claus tells ABC News that during his meal at the legendary hotel's Bull and Bear Steak House, he bit into a blood-soaked tampon. UGH: "I had it in my mouth, chewed it and nearly swallowed it," Sanz-Claus says, adding, "This is so disgusting, I've felt sick ever since."

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"was the name supposed to be godddam?"

No. Goddman is the hdh

Jugdish said...

cigarette tax

Spaceman Spiff said...

"She just tried to assure me that everything would be fixed, and I couldn't see something like that being fixed," Muszynski said."

why not? what an idiot

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"Tehran blames the maintenance woes of its airlines in part on U.S. sanctions that prevent Iran from getting spare parts for some planes."



IN YOU FACE, TEHRAN!

Jugdish said...

i guess he just needs to pay it off


i thought the $15 over draft fee was funny

D.Wright is Awesome said...

Byrd and Melanie Billings were shot to death at their sprawling home near Pensacola last week by several intruders caught on surveillance cameras, some wearing what police described as ninja garb.


Goddman ninjas

blue said...

they're the people with 16 kids.

ninjas hate kids

D.Wright is Awesome said...

they're the people with 16 ratarded kids.

*fized

D.Wright is Awesome said...

wsop down to 27, ivey in 4th

blue said...

what kind of a credit limit do you have to have to be able to handle a 23quadrillion $ charge?

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"what kind of a credit limit do you have to have to be able to handle a 23quadrillion $ charge?"

$24 quadrillion

blue said...

oh, you're assuming they had < than 1 quadrillion already on the card

D.Wright is Awesome said...

yes

blue said...

got your mat out

D.Wright is Awesome said...

I like to live dangerously

isiah thompson said...

Computer doesn't recognize it as a USB device. Its a Kodak, so I have to "use" the shitty easyshare software, and that doesn't even seem to work properly. I really like the camera itself, but I digress.


does your comp have a card reader?

isiah thompson said...

IN YOU FACE, TEHRAN!


hilarity

isiah thompson said...

finally saw the proper angle of the pitch, it was close to bouncing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"finally saw the proper angle of the pitch, it was close to bouncing."

yea pujols saved his as.

El Padrino said...

broken leg

Goddman Gaytors said...

"finally saw the proper angle of the pitch, it was close to bouncing."

yes it was

Goddman Gaytors said...

pedro already on the dl is funny

El Padrino said...

instant karma

Meiz said...

"does your comp have a card reader?"

negative. I'm not that ratarded.

Goddman Gaytors said...

"negative. I'm not that ratarded."

why not just go buy a cheap card reader?

isiah thompson said...

do they make plug-n-play card readers?

Spaceman Spiff said...

he's better off wif a canon anyways

El Padrino said...

asthon kutcher disagrees

Meiz said...

"why not just go buy a cheap card reader?"


Contemplating it

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont think he would disagree wif canon > kodak

Meiz said...

"he's better off wif a canon anyways"

This^

Goddman Gaytors said...

"he's better off wif a canon anyways"

yes, canon = good stuff

Goddman Gaytors said...

this↑ > this^

Meiz said...

"this↑ > this^"


WITCH!

Meiz said...

Ha! Some older lady just totally checked out some other chick's ass. It is a great ass, I don't blame her for taking a gander.

kodiac said...

"i love how espn did this whole piece on Wakefield and he didnt even get in the game"

nobody could catch him.

-Mauer could have; he catches for RA Dickey

isiah thompson said...

I love RA Dickey


/ep

tem said...

santa claus is a german tourist?

tem said...

"Mauer could have; he catches for RA Dickey"

didn't they pull mauer after like 2 innings?

tem said...

suggs signed.

blue said...

i always thought ^ meant "squared"

or i agree

so the uparrow is diffent?

blue said...

how the fuck do you win 4 of the 11 stages of the tour de france and not be anywhere near the lead?

this is the gayest competition ever

kodiac said...

didn't they pull mauer after like 2 innings?

I didn't watch the game; but the boxscore said he went 1-3, so I'm assuming he went 5 or 6

El Padrino said...

fuck pedro

El Padrino said...

Muro

El Padrino said...

that's italian for wall

blue said...

what's italian for dong?

El Padrino said...

fucking greeks, offered lil nate 10MM

El Padrino said...

"what's italian for dong?"

Ben

blue said...

is nate a FA?

blue said...

kryptonate

blue said...

so i guess brandon marshall is going to show up for camp in 2 weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes he is

Spaceman Spiff said...

^re: nate

blue said...

pedro was rooting for the braves when he was pitching hurt?

blue said...

hahaha fucking rednecks in n. florida anyway

El Padrino said...

Wall of a day.

tem said...

"Ben"

well played

Jugdish said...

cocaine kiss

isiah thompson said...

cocaine kiss

maybe a-roid kissed raffy palmeiro and that's how he tested positive?

tem said...

maybe that is how mayfield tested positive?

making out with a meth hooker.

blue said...

maybe that's why michael jackson died..some kid had drugs on his peepee.


too soon?

tem said...

what???? michael jackson died???

tem said...

the singer guy??

tem said...

was this in the news?

D.Wright is Awesome said...

busy day

D.Wright is Awesome said...

director guy whose office is behind me was on vacation for 3 weeks. Came back today. So internets surfing is minimized.

Woe

Tyler said...

"I don't think the AL has won 13 years in a row...one year was a tie."

They have been undefeated in the last 13 all-star games. Is that better?

Tyler said...

Man, it's been one brutal meeting after another this whole week.

Tyler said...

And I've got more meetings lined up for the next week too. Woe.

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"They have been undefeated in the last 13 all-star games. Is that better?"


Apology accepted

D.Wright is Awesome said...

Is our fooyball* draft this weekend?

Tyler said...

BDL posted an awesome article about player incentives in the NBA. Some incentives that make you say WFT!! out loud are:

Adonal Foyle gets $500,000 if he wins MVP, and another $500K if he wins MVP of the NBA Finals.

Luke Ridnour gets an extra $1.5 million for winning Defensive Player of the Year.

Mario Chalmers gets $19,580 just for showing up for summer league, and for going through a team "skill/conditioning program."

Rafer Alston gets an additional $325,000 if he makes the All-Star team.

Matt Bonner gets $100,000 if the sum of his field goal percentage, free throw percentage, and his 3-point percentage matches or exceeds 169 percent.

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"Matt Bonner gets $100,000 if the sum of his field goal percentage, free throw percentage, and his 3-point percentage matches or exceeds 169 percent."

Weird

D.Wright is Awesome said...

Suite


I wish our neighbor would get that, too. People need to control their dogs

D.Wright is Awesome said...

just got invited to play in a poker tourney on Saturday. $25 includes dinner, poker buy-in, and beer pong. Suite

isiah thompson said...

summer league reports about the Suns say that Zabian Dowdell is looking good and might make the roster.

isn't that the dood who took Field Mouse's manhood by dunking over him Vince Carter/Freddy Weis style?

D.Wright is Awesome said...

who's field mouse?

isiah thompson said...

Suite


that is awesome.

motherfuckers in my hood put their dogs on their porches when they're out and some bark incessantly.

drives you crazy.

I've thought about finding some poison pills and putting them in combos and tossing them up on the balconies (Something about Mary style).

isiah thompson said...

who's field mouse?

Greg Paulus

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"that is awesome.

motherfuckers in my hood put their dogs on their porches when they're out and some bark incessantly.

drives you crazy."


Yes. That's how our neighbor is.

isiah thompson said...

there was one that was real bad, I ended up putting a sticky-note on their door that said "shut your dog up or I'll shut it up" with a ms paint like skull and cross bones drawn on it. it was suite.

ns

D.Wright is Awesome said...

Is this what you're thinking of?

D.Wright is Awesome said...

"I ended up putting a sticky-note on their door that said "shut your dog up or I'll shut it up" with a ms paint like skull and cross bones drawn on it"


Hilarity

El Padrino said...

that was gangsta zeke

blue said...

stop it

Beth said...

Someone at work just said they need to handle something "with kit gloves".

I may have to start using that on LOV.

D.Wright is Awesome said...

Kit like the car?

blue said...

kit like the kit kat bars

tem said...

the car has two ts

Meiz said...

dong

Spaceman Spiff said...

"isn't that the dood who took Field Mouse's manhood by dunking over him Vince Carter/Freddy Weis style?"

think that was deron washington

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