Friday, July 03, 2009

4th.

So, Artest to the Lakeshow. It's gonna be interesting. It's a great signing, if the rumors are true about the years and money, but the Lakers still have some work to do. If I were Jerry Buss, I'd resign Lamar and go into the luxury tax as much as I have to. Because with that rotation, the Lakers are a matchup nightmare and even with all of the other moves that teams have made, they would be the team to beat.

Manny's back. I almost wrote a full post about how Baseball is FUBAR because they're in the middle of their season and they're getting jacked in the ratings by Soccer and basketball is stealing all of their press with the insane amount of free agent signings and trades. But Manny is a big story, Yankees failing, the Mets bouncing back and Derek Lee's seven RBI are pretty noteworthy. I just wish it wasn't five years until their playoffs started. Oh, and by that time, Football will have started. I wish I could time travel at about this time of year to about the end of September every year. That would be great.

I was sick for most of the weak* and I watched the following movies, all of which were awesomely bad and I highly recommend:

Ninja Cheerleaders. Yes, this is a real movie. Yes, it stars Trishelle from the Real World Vegas. Yes, George Takei is their sensi. Yes, it has terrible acting and laughable action sequences. Yes, it features a strip-off in a strip club where the three ninja cheerleaders participate despite the fact that they don't strip one article of clothing. And yes, all of that awesomeness combined makes this an excellent movie. Especially if you're bombed.

Robocop. I have seen this movie approximately 948 times, but I have not watched it in the last 15 years or so. I highly recommend catching it, I think it's on IFC's rotation right now. It stars the Dad from That 70's Show in a pretty big role for him at the time as the main villain. And I had completely forgotten about the most awesome scene in the movie and had to rewind it about five times when it got to the part where some dude lost an election and he takes the mayor hostage. While they're sending Robo in, he negotiates his demands with a Lieutenant. Somehow they start talking about a new car as part of his demands ("Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!") and they're going over the options ("Yeah! Okay! Sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control? ") when the guy realizes that the Lt. is jerking him off. So he pulls the Mayor up and threatens to kill him, but Robo pulls him through a wall and then punches him out of a two-story window. Awesome. Also awesome - the dude that turns into Toxic Avenger at the end of the movie and he gets run over by one of his fellow cronies. A++++++++++++++++

Breakin'. Again, hadn't seen this in a long time, but because it has aged terribly, it is pretty awesome. Of course it's all about the adventures of Turbo and Ozone, but it also features a young Shooter McGavin. His best line is ''Street dancing belong in the street!'' Thanks, Captain Obvious. It also features Iced T, but WOW is his rapping bad in this flick. If you're only going to subject yourself to one Breakin' movie, I suggest this one and not the highly inferior Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. I am still not over the disappointment that Breakin' 2 caused me, and it's been 24 years. Yes, I understand that makes me old.

Teen Wolf. Yeah, again, I haven't seen it in awhile, it's aged badly, and yet it is awesome. And I can see why Greg White wanted to change his name; Stiles was a pretty cool dude.

Have a great 4th. Drink beer, eat hamburgers, light off some fireworks. It's your job as an American.

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El Padrino said...

i saw ninja cheerleaders

i'm not proud

El Padrino said...

my daughter is absolutely destroying gollums desk

El Padrino said...

i think i busted out the wow wow wubzzy dvd too early

El Padrino said...

T was ecpecting some sheed to celt talk and ariza, also insight on kidd

wft

El Padrino said...

a horses ass

El Padrino said...

3 more hours

El Padrino said...

what's everyone doing this weekend

85 and sunny tw

hoo rah

Meiz said...

Iced T?

Meiz said...

Hanging out in front of one of the bars for the marathon parade, then to the main park for the party and baseball game. I will be trashed by noon.

El Padrino said...

iced t is delicious

El Padrino said...

that's a solid plan

El Padrino said...

see if you can get a bike whore

El Padrino said...

2 more hours

Meiz said...

"see if you can get a bike whore"


Any whore that isn't fat will do

El Padrino said...

precisely

Meiz said...

I'm probably meeting up with an old friend. She used to be a whore, she has whorish friends.

tem said...

i think Boyz II Men and The Four Tops are playing tonight in my little town. (dublin)

tem said...

i just woke up. 12:00pm EST

El Padrino said...

suite

ToddPacker said...

good plan, meiz

tem said...

i think i am hungry.

tem said...

"my daughter is absolutely destroying gollums desk"

where is gollum?

El Padrino said...

just me and someone else

Jugdish said...

nursing a hangover with chik-fil-a

El Padrino said...

gollum is doing gollum things like eating garlic in the dark and planning to fight freedom fighters

tem said...

gollum does wierd things.

Meiz said...

I have never had chick-fil-a

Jugdish said...

u the only one in the office today ep?

Jugdish said...

chik-fil-a is good stuff

El Padrino said...

mike jackson tribute jug mentioned, video

El Padrino said...

"u the only one in the office today ep?"

me and another guy from the group

ToddPacker said...

"chik-fil-a is good stuff"

breakfast is great, but other stuff is just ok to me

ToddPacker said...

"me and another guy from the group"

you should set off some fireworks in the office today, ep

ToddPacker said...

golf soon... i might melt today

tem said...

i dislike chik fil a

tem said...

time to find food and round up a ticket to boyz ii men.

Meiz said...

"i dislike chik fil a"


Yeah, it doesn't seem like they have much good

tem said...

dang, boyz ii men is tomorrow.

Meiz said...

"mike jackson tribute jug mentioned, video"


That was fucking LAAAAME

ToddPacker said...

"dang, boyz ii men is tomorrow"

boyz ii men, bedskirts.... it's all making sense now

Jugdish said...

boyz ii men, bedskirts, disliking chik-fil-a.... it's all making sense now


fixed

tem said...

don't forget the temgagement.

ToddPacker said...

"don't forget the temgagement."

... and your hairstyling skillz

tem said...

also just found out that the concert is free, no ticket needed.

tem said...

my self hair cut ended up turning out OK enough.

ToddPacker said...

tee time @ 1:00... later

tem said...

EST?

Meiz said...

My self haircuts are always perfect

Meiz said...

My stance on fake boobs has changed in the past year or so. I love them just as much, now.

El Padrino said...

TP rules

Keith S said...

"i think Boyz II Men and The Four Tops are playing tonight in my little town. (dublin)"

They playt here for the 4th at a casino either last year or the year before

Keith S said...

"breakfast is great, but other stuff is just ok to me"

I hate you

Keith S said...

I just got done with golf. Now I have swamp as. It was humid early this morning

tem said...

still hungry. i should eat.

Jugdish said...

My stance on fake boobs has changed in the past year or so. I love them just as much, now

they are just as good to look at until you grab one that had a bad job and it feels like there is a raquetball in there

Keith S said...

I shot 76

tem said...

swamp as. is the worse

Keith S said...

"swamp as. is the worse"

TWHNBS

tem said...

76 is solid, unless you just did 9.

Jugdish said...

I shot 76


how did you do on the back 9?

tem said...

that's what......said ?

tem said...

j/k

Jugdish said...

9 i2i

tem said...

truer words...

i know

Keith S said...

"I shot 76


how did you do on the back 9?"


76 total. It was par 62. Still the best round I've had there

Keith S said...

"truer words...

i know"


Was hoping I could trick you a 3rd time

tem said...

"they are just as good to look at until you grab one that had a bad job and it feels like there is a raquetball in there"


nerve had this happen. haven't touched lots of fake boobs though. really i think just 1 set. some stripper bounced them off my face. no racketball* in there.

tem said...

"Was hoping I could trick you a 3rd time"


it wasn't out of the realm of possibilities.

Keith S said...

noone is above the DUI law here

tem said...

i could see her pulling out a "don't you know who i am???"

and the cop just saying "no. i have no clue."

Keith S said...

i could see her pulling out a "don't you know who i am???"

and the cop just saying "Mr Ed?"


*fized

El Padrino said...

white wine is a bitch ladies

tem said...

if you say so

Keith S said...

Big bass

El Padrino said...

was talking to taurasi

tem said...

so no tits in ninja cheerleaders?

Keith S said...

What's it like working today?

El Padrino said...

really i'm just playing with my kid and she's making a mess i dont have to clean, not a big deal and i leave at 2 and get afull day off in return whenever i want

Keith S said...

2:00 is like 4 hours away

tem said...

he meant 2 EST

tem said...

wall?

Meiz said...

Big bass

El Padrino said...

artest was on sporscenter last night, himself announced his verbal agreement with la

Jugdish said...

Eli's contract could end up somewhere in the seven-year, $120 million range, which would make him a league-high $17 million per year player. Manning likes to "Aw, shucks" his way through life, but his reps at Creative Artists Agency aren't into hometown discounts.

El Padrino said...

pay that man his money

Meiz said...

I'm getting irritated with these ratards not shutting up.

Keith S said...

"he meant 2 EST"

Oh

Keith S said...

"I'm getting irritated with these ratards not shutting up."

What ratards

Keith S said...

I really hate Bill Plaschke

kodiac said...

I was reading the police report/witness statements for a case I have going on at work.
-Dude attacked a chick with a machette. But, the part that I thought was hilarity was in her statement she said he jumped through the closed window with 2 machettes "like a ninja turtle".

Keith S said...

that's hilarity

Meiz said...

"What ratards"

new guy & dummy

kodiac said...

Roddick taking out the Brit to go to the finals. How appropriate for the 4th of July weekend

USA! USA!

Keith S said...

Turk to the Blazers

Keith S said...

"Roddick taking out the Brit to go to the finals. How appropriate for the 4th of July weekend

USA! USA!"


I'm rooting for him, but he's Federer's bitch

Keith S said...

Just got some junk email that says "Join AARP and receive a FREE travel kit"

kodiac said...

I'm rooting for him, but he's Federer's bitch

for sure; I think Federer is 18-2 against him

Meiz said...

"Turk to the Blazers"

I love the NBA offseason

kodiac said...

I get shit from the AARP too; they must have found out i'm a grandpa

Jugdish said...

going to see the hangover hungover...not the ohio version so it should be suite

Keith S said...

Mize,
My stepdad playt Pebble Beach yesterday. $495 and he playt PB Golf Links and Spyglass Hill. Shot 89 on the Links and 82 on Spyglass. I'm assuming he playt from the whites

Meiz said...

Man, the cops are quite active today

Meiz said...

"Mize,
My stepdad playt Pebble Beach yesterday. $495 and he playt PB Golf Links and Spyglass Hill. Shot 89 on the Links and 82 on Spyglass. I'm assuming he playt from the whites"


Quite good, on his part

Meiz said...

I've always wanted to play Spyglass & Cypress Point

Spaceman Spiff said...

kidd back to the mavs, theyre giving him more money than the knicks. 3 yr/24 mil instead of 3 yrs/18 mil

in you face, EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

supposedly lakers were gonna offer ariza the same deal he got from houston but that his agent axed for around 50 mil instead of 33 mil, WFT.
kupchak tolt him to test the market if they want that much, and the agent got pissed. lakers then said fuck you and went into sign artest mode

Meiz said...

The Lakers came out of that smelling like roses

Spaceman Spiff said...

lamar re-singing is inevitable, he;s best buds with artest and was recruiting him. also, LA can pay him the most out of all the teams that want him even if its not the 10 mil he wants

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Lakers came out of that smelling like roses"

yea only plaschke is criticizing them for not trying harder with ariza or waiting a little longer, and plaschke is awful so it doesnt count

Meiz said...

Fuck Ariza. I'd rather have crazy Ron on my team.

Meiz said...

Damn. I got a hole in my shorts.

kodiac said...

wow, Palin resigning

-ISAS

Keith S said...

My new phone just got delivered. Suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wow, Palin resigning"

i bet hef has contacted her already

Keith S said...

"and plaschke is awful"


At least

Spaceman Spiff said...

"My new phone just got delivered. Suite"

get a suite ringtone, youll want to know when youre being called

Meiz said...

Business is slow, and dummy is pushing more sales out the door. Bossman would not approve.

Meiz said...

"get a suite ringtone, youll want to know when youre being called"


Duh

Keith S said...

"get a suite ringtone, youll want to know when youre being called"

Exactly

Keith S said...

I went with the EnV Touch

Keith S said...

Got cmk the LG Versa

Keith S said...

I need to do work in the yard today. I'm not thrilled

Meiz said...

"I went with the EnV Touch"


Nice. I'm stuck with the enV2. Still a cool phone.

Keith S said...

It's 98° right now, but it feels like 99°

Keith S said...

"Nice. I'm stuck with the enV2. Still a cool phone."

I ordered the EnV3 first, and decided to refuse delivery so I could go wit the touch

Meiz said...

The women that work here rush to the phone every time it rings. They will drop whatever they're doing to answer the stupid phone.

Spaceman Spiff said...

suppan got thrown out at home trying to score the go ahead. odds he gives up a go ahead homer to the cubs now?

Keith S said...

"The women that work here rush to the phone every time it rings. They will drop whatever they're doing to answer the stupid phone."

So you don't have to answer the phone? What's wrong with that?

Keith S said...

I have $.22 on the Cubs and over 9 runs I don't think that's gonna happen

Spaceman Spiff said...

if my phone is ringing at work and i see its an outside call, i wont answer ever

Meiz said...

"So you don't have to answer the phone? What's wrong with that?"


I end up having to take the call most of the time, because they don't know the answers to the questions, or don't know how to solve the question.

I'm sitting here at the desk. There's a phone within arms reach of me.

Keith S said...

"if my phone is ringing at work and i see its an outside call, i wont answer ever"


You're gonna be sorry when K-DIRT calls and you don't win.

Meiz said...

or don't know how to solve the problem.


fixed

Keith S said...

"I'm sitting here at the desk. There's a phone within arms reach of me."

So wait until they run to the phone and they're about to pick it up and then answer it

Meiz said...

New lady answers her cell no matter what. She's walked away from customers before, just to answer her phone.


That's what I'm working with.

Meiz said...

"So wait until they run to the phone and they're about to pick it up and then answer it"


I do

Keith S said...

rev is always on FB

Keith S said...

"So wait until they run to the phone and they're about to pick it up and then answer it"


That was pretty HDH

Meiz said...

"suppan got thrown out at home trying to score the go ahead. odds he gives up a go ahead homer to the cubs now?"


The 3B coach is a moron. That's the 2nd time its happen this week.

Stop sending pitchers.

Meiz said...

"rev is always on FB"


And Tem

Meiz said...

Yes. Heilman's in.

Meiz said...

Wanna harass fathead?

Keith S said...

no

Meiz said...

fine

Spaceman Spiff said...

bought some sweet carolina and lemonade for tomorrows bbq based on keefs recommendation

Spaceman Spiff said...

FWIW i went online and read that firefly sweet tea vodker is the better

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hate malcolm in the middle

Aitch said...

Off to Albany, NY for the weekend. Hope everyone had a happy and safe 4th

Spaceman Spiff said...

a chowd going to NY for the 4th? EPs head will get even bigger if he reads that

Meiz said...

What's sweet carolina?

Spaceman Spiff said...

sweet tea vodker brand

Meiz said...

do you drink it straight up?

isiah thompson said...

sweet tea vodker

regular vodker wasn't broke

Spaceman Spiff said...

"do you drink it straight up?"

you can of course, but ill be making john daly's wif the lemonade.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"regular vodker wasn't broke"

they even make espresso flavored vodker now

Meiz said...

"you can of course, but ill be making john daly's wif the lemonade."


Oooh. Fancy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i was waiting for " 'making' is a bit of a reach" comment

Meiz said...

"i was waiting for " 'making' is a bit of a reach" comment"


That's one of your specialties.

Aitch said...

Ep should feel no pride about upstate NY

Keith S said...

"bought some sweet carolina and lemonade for tomorrows bbq based on keefs recommendation"

You shouldn't be disappointed

Keith S said...

It's grate* w/ lemonade

Keith S said...

Firefly is good, too

Keith S said...

zeke,
If you like Smirnoff vodker, Fry's has buy 1 get one for a penny

Spaceman Spiff said...

the electronics store sells vodka?

Keith S said...

I went to the PGA Superstore here yesterday. That place is suite

Keith S said...

"the electronics store sells vodka?"

That's Fry's Electronics

Spaceman Spiff said...

gonna 'make' salsa for tomorrow

Keith S said...

When I have my own house, I will not have any bougainvilleas. Fuck those things. I don't know why people have them.

Keith S said...

I'm gonna "get" hammered tomorrow

Keith S said...

VH1 songs of the 90s, 21-40 is pretty hilarity

Keith S said...

breers lose

Keith S said...

walk off walks are the worse

Keith S said...

Ice Ice Baby #29

The Rev said...

Hey now

Meiz said...

"walk off walks are the worse"


It was a bullshit call

Meiz said...

Look who shows up

Keith S said...

"It was a bullshit call"

But you're prejudice

Meiz said...

I'm gonna try saying this without laughing.



::deep breath::



Suppan was masterful today.

kodiac said...

VH1 songs of the 90s, 21-40 is pretty hilarity

for sure, cmkod and I are enjoying it as well

Meiz said...

I did it!

Meiz said...

This day is c r a w l i n g

Keith S said...

Fucking Black Hole Sun

Keith S said...

Haven't heard that in a minute and 30 seconds

Meiz said...

Black Hole Sun

Great fucking song

The Rev said...

Where's ElPadrino at? I'm going to be in NYC Sunday and I need his restaurant judgement.

isiah thompson said...

Where's ElPadrino at? I'm going to be in NYC Sunday and I need his restaurant judgement.

I'm pretty sure he'd tell you to go to his favorites when he's in the city:

S'barro

(and of course OG)

Keith S said...

S'Barro and OG put EP 70 grand in debt


Oh it's true. It's true

Meiz said...

"Where's ElPadrino at? I'm going to be in NYC Sunday and I need his restaurant judgement."


Ever hear of the internet?

kodiac said...

awsome

The Rev said...

Sbarro... I've heard such great things.

kodiac said...

thoroughly enjoying a vicious facebook/blogspot slapper.

-makes our slappers look like pillow fights...but that's because these 2 people genuinly hate each other

Keith S said...

Time is a piece of wax, falling on the termite, who's choking on the splinters

Keith S said...

ESPN streak is at 4. I don't see anything good to pick for the rest of today

kodiac said...

if you ever get a chance to see Beck in concert, I highly recommend checking it out.

-one of the best concerts I've been to

The Rev said...

How about a link to the blogspot slapper?

Keith S said...

"if you ever get a chance to see Beck in concert, I highly recommend checking it out.

-one of the best concerts I've been to"


Really? I wonder when the last time he was on tour

ToddPacker said...

"ESPN streak is at 4. I don't see anything good to pick for the rest of today"

mess over phils











s

kodiac said...

Surprisingly good concerts I've seen off the top of my head are

Beck
Sammy Haggar
Eddie Money

Surprisingly bad were

Neil Young
Def Leppard
Bush

ToddPacker said...

"I just got done with golf. Now I have swamp as"

check

Keith S said...

"mess over phils"

Not an option

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