Friday, June 19, 2009

The Writer

Holy shit football is still far away. How suite is the Pro Football Talk deal with NBC? Following OchoCinco on Twitter is very entertaining. He wants to fight Mike Golic now too. Wanna hear a joke? What former college football star that threw away a chance at playing in the NFL and now resides in prison thinks he will be released early and get picked up by a NFL team? If you think you know the answer comment, first guy to get it right gets nothing and will like it.

Papelbon said he'd consider playing for the Yanks but wants to be a Red Sock forever. OFB what up.

Joe Torre wins games. Is there anyone out there that believes that managers are overrated? Serious question.

I threw my hat in the ring to write for several Met blogs a couple of weeks ago, got two nibbles. One serious enough that I was asked to write a post and am being considered for a permanent writing gig. UPDATE: I got the yob.....

I did rep LOV in both my bio (under staff) and in a personal note to the Editor of The Daily Stache. Here is my first post.

Speaking of the Mets Krod blew his first save last night (not counting the Luis Castillo BS last Friday) and it came at a not so good time. The Mets two best relievers were shitty in Baltimore and it cost the Mets an opportunity to come within 1 game of Philly after Toronto raped them in CBP. Rats!

Told you the weather has been fucked lately and yesterday was no better. Ruined Bethpage, almost looks destroyed. But listen on the bright side it's golf.

Nascar report : Blank.

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tem said...

MC

El Padrino said...

you win nothing

Beth said...

MC?

El Padrino said...

do you like it?

El Padrino said...

forgot to mention they are not refunding or allowing you to attend another day i;e US open tickets so, shit out of luck for the suckers that went yesterday

Beth said...

And I'm neither shocked nor surprised that EP's Mess column talks about being proud of them and how the division crown should have been theirs the last 2 seasons.

tem said...

his mess column was good enough.

tem said...

mc = maurice clarett.

tem said...

i like nothing. so yes, i like the nothing i got.

El Padrino said...

mc = maurice clarett.

right

El Padrino said...

nothing is good

El Padrino said...

dont have to claim it on your taxes

El Padrino said...

and it taste like nothing

Beth said...

"nothing is good"

Mize's sex life approves of this message.

(wadr)

El Padrino said...

zing!

El Padrino said...

year one looks like a dried turd

El Padrino said...

will ferrel can breathe a sigh of relief

Jugdish said...

nice work ep...how often do you need to post there?

Jugdish said...

fucking yankees keep losing to the nats and messing up my centsports parlays

El Padrino said...

"UPDATE: NKorea plans to fire missile at Hawaii on Independence Day..."

"Gates Orders Interceptors to Island..."

El Padrino said...

"nice work ep...how often do you need to post there?"

4-5 posts a week

Jugdish said...

espn just said yesterdays game was the first homerless game at the new yankee stadium

El Padrino said...

"A Denver police officer has been suspended after allegedly brandishing his gun at a McDonald's restaurant in Aurora after his order took too long to fill."

way to go asshole

tem said...

you post there 4-5 times a week?

that is a lot of posting.

tem said...

Blue is going to fire that police officer.

Jugdish said...

we need to stop messing around and put some sanctions on North Korea...that will show them



s

Jugdish said...

Blue is going to fire that police officer.



it was proabably blue's personal body guard. he was getting some mcnuggets for blue

H said...

12 hours in the cold and rain took its toll. Been sick as hell all week.

El Padrino said...

"you post there 4-5 times a week?

that is a lot of posting."

especially about one topic, but i will make sure to throw in some satire hopefully

El Padrino said...

"12 hours in the cold and rain took its toll. Been sick as hell all week."

wft happened, you didnt even get on tv did you?

we told you to beware of OFB, it's trickled down to the common folk apparentaly

god is good.

tem said...

you had all week to write out that running diary then.

you feeling better now?

tem said...

you are getting old H, can't stay outside that long in the rain anymore.

Jugdish said...

When my youngest brother was in college he had a part time gig writing for MLB.com for the Marlins. He lived here in Houston, wrote articles for their programs and media guides and such. He actually had an offer for a full time yob there in FL before he graduated.

you should check out the part time stuff there ep

El Padrino said...

more n korea issues

Jugdish said...

especially about one topic, but i will make sure to throw in some satire hopefully


no dong talk

Jugdish said...

that is a lot of posting."


you could use keef's post from Monday

El Padrino said...

"you should check out the part time stuff there ep"

mlb.com, interesting
thanks for the heads up I actually know someone that works for mlb.com a friend of CMEP

cute girl too

H said...

I'm still a bit off but much better than I have been. Running diary wilk be written this weekend at some point.

blue said...

congrats on the new job eP

El Padrino said...

"no dong talk"

dick jokes are funny, don't lie

Beth said...

"but i will make sure to throw in some satire hopefully"

Make sure you mention every now and then how good the Mess are and how they're under-rated. I'm afraid that might not get mentioned on that site.

Jugdish said...

Running diary wilk be written this weekend at some point.


once its written, I wilk read it

El Padrino said...

"Make sure you mention every now and then how good the Mess are and how they're under-rated. I'm afraid that might not get mentioned on that site."

it's a pro mets blog elizabeth, but i'll try and tone it down for your sake

El Padrino said...

Wilk is suite

blue said...

gonna take the kid to her first ballgame this weekend.

too bad it's the pirates.

but at least the rockies will win

blue said...

who reads that blog? Corby?

El Padrino said...

"gonna take the kid to her first ballgame this weekend.

too bad it's the pirates.

but at least the rockies will win"

cool, how long you think she'll last, i give my kid til inning 4, 6if i drug her

blue said...

there are really mets fans?

i thought they were a myth

Beth said...

"it's a pro mets blog elizabeth"

Really?? Damn I had no idea!!

"but i'll try and tone it down for your sake"

No worries there, it's not like I'll actually be reading it.

blue said...

"cool, how long you think she'll last, i give my kid til inning 4, 6if i drug her"

yeah, i figure 5 or 6 innings will be the limit.

Jugdish said...

yeah, i figure 5 or 6 innings will be the limit.


then her first game will be an "official" game

H said...

Fat fingers + typing on a blackberry = typos (i.e. wilk)

tem said...

"but at least the rockies will win"

jinx, yes.

Jugdish said...

Fat fingers + typing on a blackberry = typos (i.e. wilk)


I figured...still a nice type - O

blue said...

when i bought the tickets, the pirates had mcclouth...now i feel cheated

Jugdish said...

Dirk wants custody of the kid

DTrain is still a spaz

Yanks looking at Pedro

tem said...

i have an offsite meeting at 10.

i hate offsite meetings.

Jugdish said...

is at BW2?

Jugdish said...

ep...you have to refer to the mets as the mess in at least one of your articles

El Padrino said...

jugwwl

El Padrino said...

jugespn

El Padrino said...

"ep...you have to refer to the mets as the mess in at least one of your articles"

maybe

blue said...

i like peanuts

Jugdish said...

does the dailystache get you press passes to the games?

you need to interview some of the mess

El Padrino said...

"does the dailystache get you press passes to the games?

you need to interview some of the mess"

that's the grand plan

El Padrino said...

I asked the editor to link LOV, also trying to see if we can run ads on here

Jugdish said...

THIS...is American Idol!

El Padrino said...

back therapy = jerk n squirt

blue said...

inlaws might be moving to Austin now.

blue said...

tejas sucks

Jugdish said...

"He {Archuleta} was in the wrong place at the wrong time," said Erik Bauer, Archuleta's attorney, "He's a good man and we hope this story won't cause his family any embarrassment."


Yeah...I'm sure it won't cause any embarrassment

Jugdish said...

austin is a cool town

El Padrino said...

"inlaws might be moving to Austin now."

closer to you, how lovely

blue said...

"closer to you, how lovely"

it's still like a 16hr drive, so not like they can just "drop by"

and the flight would only be 2 hours now.

i'd like Austin better than Birmingham Alabama

Jugdish said...

i'd like Austin better than Birmingham Alabama


troof!

El Padrino said...

"it's still like a 16hr drive, so not like they can just "drop by"

yeah, yeah before you know it they'll be Frank and Marie and live across the street

Jugdish said...

Ouch!

Jugdish said...

Austin is cool, you'll like it

6th street is like a mini bourbon street, but less showing of tits...but still cool

blue said...

heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who...heard it from another you been messin around

blue said...

"yeah, yeah before you know it they'll be Frank and Marie and live across the street"


nope, i need a buffer zone

El Padrino said...

i actually want to go to austin, so does cmep

ns

looks like a kick ass fucking city with great mexican food

Jugdish said...

Braves are dumb

Beth said...

"heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who...heard it from another you been messin around"

Know how I know you're gay? You quote gay bands on the internet.

El Padrino said...

dumb southerners

El Padrino said...

jamaica is booked

El Padrino said...

hell yeah bitches

Jugdish said...

senator boxer: "I'm sorry, can you call me douche? Its just that I've worked so hard to get that title."

blue said...

"Know how I know you're gay? You quote gay bands on the internet."

sorry that you're too young to truly appreciate REO

Jugdish said...

rev appreciates O REO

blue said...

twist and lick, that's beth's motto

Jugdish said...

During his ABC interview, Stanford complained that he had to fly commercial airlines after the federal government confiscated his six private jets.

"They make you take your shoes off and everything," he said. "It's terrible."



phuck phace

blue said...

taking off your shoes is awful

Jugdish said...

i wear mine 24/7

blue said...

i'm taking mine off right now.

Jugdish said...

That's awful

El Padrino said...

white dude, older guy sits next to me this morning and starts reading the Koran/Quoran???

major wft

got up and gave a lady my seat JIC

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Because it seems to me the Mets have a bit of a spunk in them"

TWSS

Jugdish said...

LOV shirts by jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP forgot to mention what happens in the playoffs if the mess do win the division, something about a batter not swinging

Spaceman Spiff said...

"It seems to me like the likes of Carlos Beltran and David Wright will have none of it come this September."

beltran is hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice shirt

El Padrino said...

berman gets a hollywood star

El Padrino said...

and a wall

Jugdish said...

lunch time meetings suck

El Padrino said...

did the sons know?

El Padrino said...

meester sex tape?

El Padrino said...

poor hedge fund wives

Meiz said...

Jug loves spreadshirts.

El Padrino said...

mlb games available on iphone....

Meiz said...

You are sooo yesterday

El Padrino said...

the ping is so annoying when watching the CWS

Spaceman Spiff said...

wouldnt mind a leighton meester sex tape

El Padrino said...

"You are sooo yesterday"

reported in april, happening today for the first time

El Padrino said...

"wouldnt mind a leighton meester sex tape"

she jerks off some dood with her feet


i hate that

El Padrino said...

i hate feet

El Padrino said...

"See sweet Leighton giving a footjob, ass closeups, her perfect breasts with perky pink nipples, stripping and more! Did you know she's a natural blonde?!" Wait, footjob?

Meiz said...

"she jerks off some dood with her feet


i hate that"


A) Gross

B) You hate that? You've had that done to you? That's fucking weird.

Steve said...

"she jerks off some dood with her feet


i hate that"

you've jerked dudes off with your feet?

ISBNS

El Padrino said...

"B) You hate that? You've had that done to you? That's fucking weird."

no, never done to me but i've seen itm, you know while online

Meiz said...

Eldrick sucks

Steve said...

How do websites and such post videos like that without consent?

Isn't that illegal.

Meiz said...

I don't think its illegal if its not copyrighted.

Meiz said...

What are the chances I get decent starts out of The Unit and Dice K today?

El Padrino said...

homicides in NYC

El Padrino said...

i want to get on the rev run daily text list

El Padrino said...

gollum eating a can of sardines right now

Meiz said...

"gollum eating a can of sardines right now"


That wouldn't faze me. My Dad used to eat sardines.

Meiz said...

Good luck with that

tem said...

"is at BW2?"

no, but admin chick ordered BW2s for big bosses meeting today. BW2s fucked up the order and gave her $25 in gift cards, I got $15 of it somehow.

El Padrino said...

odd

tem said...

not odd. it is just because i am awesome.

El Padrino said...

that's odd too, actually

tem said...

it is odd that someone from WV can be as awesome as I am.

tem said...

stranger things have happened though.

The Rays went to the WS.

tem said...

AJA i think the Year One movie looks like it might be OK enough.

Meiz said...

Seriously, I can't stand obese women. How does that happen?

tem said...

how do obese women happen or how does you not being able to stand them happen?

Meiz said...

"AJA i think the Year One movie looks like it might be OK enough."


Harold Ramis wrote it. It'll be fine.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Seriously, I can't stand obese women. How does that happen?"

how did you get fat, they did that and then some

tem said...

Burgled is a nifty word.

tem said...

"Harold Ramis wrote it. It'll be fine."

agreed

Keith S said...

" Mets Krod blew his first save last night (not counting the Luis Castillo BS last Friday)"


So he blew his 2nd save. Got it

Keith S said...

"heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who...heard it from another you been messin around"


Swear to God that I listened to this song on the way to work this morning

tem said...

we probably would have believed you without the swearing part.

Spaceman Spiff said...

NS > swear to God on here

Keith S said...

"AJA i think the Year One movie looks like it might be OK enough."

Stop it right now

Keith S said...

Swear to God that I listened to this song on the way to work this morning


NS




*fized

Keith S said...

Covering all my basis*

tem said...

it's a mute point now keef.

Keith S said...

I was disappointed that there wasn't any HDH in EP's MESS blog.

You know, except for the part about Beltran being good in September

tem said...

meeting at 1:30pm EST

tem said...

i thought his first sentence had some HDH.

tem said...

or maybe it was just bad grammar.

tem said...

or maybe i am misremembering.

Meiz said...

"how did you get fat, they did that and then some"


Alcohol, and limited exercise. Alas, I'm not obese. Not even close.

Keith S said...

"you post there 4-5 times a week?

that is a lot of posting."



Not if he can learn how to talk about choking in different languages

Keith S said...

So should I cash in my Powerball ticket or roll it over into tomorrow night's drawing?

tem said...

is a post in a different language really a different post? or just the same post in a different language?

tem said...

"So should I cash in my Powerball ticket or roll it over into tomorrow night's drawing?"

roll it for sure.

Keith S said...

"is a post in a different language really a different post? or just the same post in a different language?"

You probably wouldn't be able to read them, so it would be different

Keith S said...

I'm debating between getting 3 more Powerball lines or just cashing it in and buying SPKs.

Keith S said...

Quite the conundrum

tem said...

get 2 powerball lines and 1 bag of SPKs.

tem said...

meeting.

it might be awhile.

Keith S said...

"get 2 powerball lines and 1 bag of SPKs."


I thought you weren't a scientist

Meiz said...

Roll that ticket for sure

blue said...

i want my portion of the $3

blue said...

ESPN has Phil's weigh listed at 200lbs.


nfw...he hasn't seen 200 in 20 years

Spaceman Spiff said...

uncle phil was 200 pounds at birf

Spaceman Spiff said...

what percentage of north korea would be destroyed with 1 nuke

blue said...

78.3%

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Keith S said...

Same % of guys that are taller than EP

El Padrino said...

Same % of guys that keef is afraid of

*fixed

El Padrino said...

hangover quote of the day:

Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

Keith S said...

NYer talking about someone else being afraid is ironic

El Padrino said...

halle berry is good at fucking

El Padrino said...

ironic

did you know that alaniz morisette wrote that song about Joey from Full House?

true story yo

El Padrino said...

it's like RAAAAAINNNNN on your wedding day

El Padrino said...

keef you and cmkas still in "honeymoon" phase wif each other?

Keith S said...

"did you know that alaniz morisette wrote that song about Joey from Full House?"

This is CoLoV, and it wasn't Ironic. It was You Oughta Know

El Padrino said...

"This is CoLoV, and it wasn't Ironic. It was You Oughta Know"

AND I'M HEAR, TO REMIND YOU

El Padrino said...

there was a 50/50 chance i was getting that right

Keith S said...

"AND I'M HEAR, TO REMIND YOU"


HDH in all caps is HDH

Jugdish said...

there was a 50/50 chance i was getting that right



but there was only a 10% chance of that

Spaceman Spiff said...

wrong song hilarity

Keith S said...

"wrong song hilarity"

What's even more hilarity is that's not the first time that's happened.

Keith S said...

I'll stop ranking on EP now

El Padrino said...

keep going, it's friiiiiiidaaaaayyyy

El Padrino said...

hitting the shitter, then candy machine

good 10 minutes ahead of el pad

Keith S said...

"keef you and cmkas still in "honeymoon" phase wif each other?"

We haven't been back to Hawaii yet.

s

Keith S said...

wall

Keith S said...

New Powerball ticket in hand

Keith S said...

Just let me know if you want your payout in cash or a gift card

Meiz said...

We're sending out an original one of a kind photo-portrait of Wild Bill Hickok right now. Its suite.

Keith S said...

I'm not gonna push bolder bnewer

Meiz said...

"wall"


Blogger was being gay

Keith S said...

"We're sending out an original one of a kind photo-portrait of Wild Bill Hickok right now. Its suite."


cock?

/ep

Meiz said...

block

Meiz said...

block

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