Papelbon said he'd consider playing for the Yanks but wants to be a Red Sock forever. OFB what up.
Joe Torre wins games. Is there anyone out there that believes that managers are overrated? Serious question.
I threw my hat in the ring to write for several Met blogs a couple of weeks ago, got two nibbles. One serious enough that I was asked to write a post and am being considered for a permanent writing gig. UPDATE: I got the yob.....
I did rep LOV in both my bio (under staff) and in a personal note to the Editor of The Daily Stache. Here is my first post.
Speaking of the Mets Krod blew his first save last night (not counting the Luis Castillo BS last Friday) and it came at a not so good time. The Mets two best relievers were shitty in Baltimore and it cost the Mets an opportunity to come within 1 game of Philly after Toronto raped them in CBP. Rats!
Told you the weather has been fucked lately and yesterday was no better. Ruined Bethpage, almost looks destroyed. But listen on the bright side it's golf.
Nascar report : Blank.
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you win nothing
MC?
do you like it?
forgot to mention they are not refunding or allowing you to attend another day i;e US open tickets so, shit out of luck for the suckers that went yesterday
And I'm neither shocked nor surprised that EP's Mess column talks about being proud of them and how the division crown should have been theirs the last 2 seasons.
his mess column was good enough.
mc = maurice clarett.
i like nothing. so yes, i like the nothing i got.
mc = maurice clarett.
right
nothing is good
dont have to claim it on your taxes
and it taste like nothing
"nothing is good"
Mize's sex life approves of this message.
(wadr)
zing!
year one looks like a dried turd
will ferrel can breathe a sigh of relief
nice work ep...how often do you need to post there?
fucking yankees keep losing to the nats and messing up my centsports parlays
"UPDATE: NKorea plans to fire missile at Hawaii on Independence Day..."
"Gates Orders Interceptors to Island..."
"nice work ep...how often do you need to post there?"
4-5 posts a week
espn just said yesterdays game was the first homerless game at the new yankee stadium
"A Denver police officer has been suspended after allegedly brandishing his gun at a McDonald's restaurant in Aurora after his order took too long to fill."
way to go asshole
you post there 4-5 times a week?
that is a lot of posting.
Blue is going to fire that police officer.
we need to stop messing around and put some sanctions on North Korea...that will show them
s
Blue is going to fire that police officer.
it was proabably blue's personal body guard. he was getting some mcnuggets for blue
12 hours in the cold and rain took its toll. Been sick as hell all week.
"you post there 4-5 times a week?
that is a lot of posting."
especially about one topic, but i will make sure to throw in some satire hopefully
"12 hours in the cold and rain took its toll. Been sick as hell all week."
wft happened, you didnt even get on tv did you?
we told you to beware of OFB, it's trickled down to the common folk apparentaly
god is good.
you had all week to write out that running diary then.
you feeling better now?
you are getting old H, can't stay outside that long in the rain anymore.
When my youngest brother was in college he had a part time gig writing for MLB.com for the Marlins. He lived here in Houston, wrote articles for their programs and media guides and such. He actually had an offer for a full time yob there in FL before he graduated.
you should check out the part time stuff there ep
more n korea issues
especially about one topic, but i will make sure to throw in some satire hopefully
no dong talk
that is a lot of posting."
you could use keef's post from Monday
"you should check out the part time stuff there ep"
mlb.com, interesting
thanks for the heads up I actually know someone that works for mlb.com a friend of CMEP
cute girl too
I'm still a bit off but much better than I have been. Running diary wilk be written this weekend at some point.
congrats on the new job eP
"no dong talk"
dick jokes are funny, don't lie
"but i will make sure to throw in some satire hopefully"
Make sure you mention every now and then how good the Mess are and how they're under-rated. I'm afraid that might not get mentioned on that site.
Running diary wilk be written this weekend at some point.
once its written, I wilk read it
"Make sure you mention every now and then how good the Mess are and how they're under-rated. I'm afraid that might not get mentioned on that site."
it's a pro mets blog elizabeth, but i'll try and tone it down for your sake
Wilk is suite
gonna take the kid to her first ballgame this weekend.
too bad it's the pirates.
but at least the rockies will win
who reads that blog? Corby?
"gonna take the kid to her first ballgame this weekend.
too bad it's the pirates.
but at least the rockies will win"
cool, how long you think she'll last, i give my kid til inning 4, 6if i drug her
there are really mets fans?
i thought they were a myth
"it's a pro mets blog elizabeth"
Really?? Damn I had no idea!!
"but i'll try and tone it down for your sake"
No worries there, it's not like I'll actually be reading it.
"cool, how long you think she'll last, i give my kid til inning 4, 6if i drug her"
yeah, i figure 5 or 6 innings will be the limit.
yeah, i figure 5 or 6 innings will be the limit.
then her first game will be an "official" game
Fat fingers + typing on a blackberry = typos (i.e. wilk)
"but at least the rockies will win"
jinx, yes.
Fat fingers + typing on a blackberry = typos (i.e. wilk)
I figured...still a nice type - O
when i bought the tickets, the pirates had mcclouth...now i feel cheated
Dirk wants custody of the kid
DTrain is still a spaz
Yanks looking at Pedro
i have an offsite meeting at 10.
i hate offsite meetings.
is at BW2?
ep...you have to refer to the mets as the mess in at least one of your articles
jugwwl
jugespn
"ep...you have to refer to the mets as the mess in at least one of your articles"
maybe
i like peanuts
does the dailystache get you press passes to the games?
you need to interview some of the mess
"does the dailystache get you press passes to the games?
you need to interview some of the mess"
that's the grand plan
I asked the editor to link LOV, also trying to see if we can run ads on here
THIS...is American Idol!
back therapy = jerk n squirt
inlaws might be moving to Austin now.
tejas sucks
"He {Archuleta} was in the wrong place at the wrong time," said Erik Bauer, Archuleta's attorney, "He's a good man and we hope this story won't cause his family any embarrassment."
Yeah...I'm sure it won't cause any embarrassment
austin is a cool town
"inlaws might be moving to Austin now."
closer to you, how lovely
"closer to you, how lovely"
it's still like a 16hr drive, so not like they can just "drop by"
and the flight would only be 2 hours now.
i'd like Austin better than Birmingham Alabama
i'd like Austin better than Birmingham Alabama
troof!
"it's still like a 16hr drive, so not like they can just "drop by"
yeah, yeah before you know it they'll be Frank and Marie and live across the street
Ouch!
Austin is cool, you'll like it
6th street is like a mini bourbon street, but less showing of tits...but still cool
heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who...heard it from another you been messin around
"yeah, yeah before you know it they'll be Frank and Marie and live across the street"
nope, i need a buffer zone
i actually want to go to austin, so does cmep
ns
looks like a kick ass fucking city with great mexican food
Braves are dumb
"heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who...heard it from another you been messin around"
Know how I know you're gay? You quote gay bands on the internet.
dumb southerners
jamaica is booked
hell yeah bitches
senator boxer: "I'm sorry, can you call me douche? Its just that I've worked so hard to get that title."
"Know how I know you're gay? You quote gay bands on the internet."
sorry that you're too young to truly appreciate REO
rev appreciates O REO
twist and lick, that's beth's motto
During his ABC interview, Stanford complained that he had to fly commercial airlines after the federal government confiscated his six private jets.
"They make you take your shoes off and everything," he said. "It's terrible."
phuck phace
taking off your shoes is awful
i wear mine 24/7
i'm taking mine off right now.
That's awful
white dude, older guy sits next to me this morning and starts reading the Koran/Quoran???
major wft
got up and gave a lady my seat JIC
"Because it seems to me the Mets have a bit of a spunk in them"
TWSS
LOV shirts by jug
EP forgot to mention what happens in the playoffs if the mess do win the division, something about a batter not swinging
"It seems to me like the likes of Carlos Beltran and David Wright will have none of it come this September."
beltran is hilarity
nice shirt
berman gets a hollywood star
and a wall
lunch time meetings suck
did the sons know?
meester sex tape?
poor hedge fund wives
Jug loves spreadshirts.
mlb games available on iphone....
You are sooo yesterday
the ping is so annoying when watching the CWS
wouldnt mind a leighton meester sex tape
"You are sooo yesterday"
reported in april, happening today for the first time
"wouldnt mind a leighton meester sex tape"
she jerks off some dood with her feet
i hate that
i hate feet
"See sweet Leighton giving a footjob, ass closeups, her perfect breasts with perky pink nipples, stripping and more! Did you know she's a natural blonde?!" Wait, footjob?
"she jerks off some dood with her feet
i hate that"
A) Gross
B) You hate that? You've had that done to you? That's fucking weird.
"she jerks off some dood with her feet
i hate that"
you've jerked dudes off with your feet?
ISBNS
"B) You hate that? You've had that done to you? That's fucking weird."
no, never done to me but i've seen itm, you know while online
Eldrick sucks
How do websites and such post videos like that without consent?
Isn't that illegal.
I don't think its illegal if its not copyrighted.
What are the chances I get decent starts out of The Unit and Dice K today?
homicides in NYC
i want to get on the rev run daily text list
gollum eating a can of sardines right now
"gollum eating a can of sardines right now"
That wouldn't faze me. My Dad used to eat sardines.
Good luck with that
"is at BW2?"
no, but admin chick ordered BW2s for big bosses meeting today. BW2s fucked up the order and gave her $25 in gift cards, I got $15 of it somehow.
odd
not odd. it is just because i am awesome.
that's odd too, actually
it is odd that someone from WV can be as awesome as I am.
stranger things have happened though.
The Rays went to the WS.
AJA i think the Year One movie looks like it might be OK enough.
Seriously, I can't stand obese women. How does that happen?
how do obese women happen or how does you not being able to stand them happen?
"AJA i think the Year One movie looks like it might be OK enough."
Harold Ramis wrote it. It'll be fine.
"Seriously, I can't stand obese women. How does that happen?"
how did you get fat, they did that and then some
Burgled is a nifty word.
"Harold Ramis wrote it. It'll be fine."
agreed
" Mets Krod blew his first save last night (not counting the Luis Castillo BS last Friday)"
So he blew his 2nd save. Got it
"heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who...heard it from another you been messin around"
Swear to God that I listened to this song on the way to work this morning
we probably would have believed you without the swearing part.
NS > swear to God on here
"AJA i think the Year One movie looks like it might be OK enough."
Stop it right now
Swear to God that I listened to this song on the way to work this morning
NS
*fized
Covering all my basis*
it's a mute point now keef.
I was disappointed that there wasn't any HDH in EP's MESS blog.
You know, except for the part about Beltran being good in September
meeting at 1:30pm EST
i thought his first sentence had some HDH.
or maybe it was just bad grammar.
or maybe i am misremembering.
"how did you get fat, they did that and then some"
Alcohol, and limited exercise. Alas, I'm not obese. Not even close.
"you post there 4-5 times a week?
that is a lot of posting."
Not if he can learn how to talk about choking in different languages
So should I cash in my Powerball ticket or roll it over into tomorrow night's drawing?
is a post in a different language really a different post? or just the same post in a different language?
"So should I cash in my Powerball ticket or roll it over into tomorrow night's drawing?"
roll it for sure.
"is a post in a different language really a different post? or just the same post in a different language?"
You probably wouldn't be able to read them, so it would be different
I'm debating between getting 3 more Powerball lines or just cashing it in and buying SPKs.
Quite the conundrum
get 2 powerball lines and 1 bag of SPKs.
meeting.
it might be awhile.
"get 2 powerball lines and 1 bag of SPKs."
I thought you weren't a scientist
Roll that ticket for sure
i want my portion of the $3
ESPN has Phil's weigh listed at 200lbs.
nfw...he hasn't seen 200 in 20 years
uncle phil was 200 pounds at birf
what percentage of north korea would be destroyed with 1 nuke
78.3%
suite
Same % of guys that are taller than EP
Same % of guys that keef is afraid of
*fixed
hangover quote of the day:
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
NYer talking about someone else being afraid is ironic
halle berry is good at fucking
ironic
did you know that alaniz morisette wrote that song about Joey from Full House?
true story yo
it's like RAAAAAINNNNN on your wedding day
keef you and cmkas still in "honeymoon" phase wif each other?
"did you know that alaniz morisette wrote that song about Joey from Full House?"
This is CoLoV, and it wasn't Ironic. It was You Oughta Know
"This is CoLoV, and it wasn't Ironic. It was You Oughta Know"
AND I'M HEAR, TO REMIND YOU
there was a 50/50 chance i was getting that right
"AND I'M HEAR, TO REMIND YOU"
HDH in all caps is HDH
there was a 50/50 chance i was getting that right
but there was only a 10% chance of that
wrong song hilarity
"wrong song hilarity"
What's even more hilarity is that's not the first time that's happened.
I'll stop ranking on EP now
keep going, it's friiiiiiidaaaaayyyy
hitting the shitter, then candy machine
good 10 minutes ahead of el pad
"keef you and cmkas still in "honeymoon" phase wif each other?"
We haven't been back to Hawaii yet.
s
wall
New Powerball ticket in hand
Just let me know if you want your payout in cash or a gift card
We're sending out an original one of a kind photo-portrait of Wild Bill Hickok right now. Its suite.
I'm not gonna push bolder bnewer
"wall"
Blogger was being gay
"We're sending out an original one of a kind photo-portrait of Wild Bill Hickok right now. Its suite."
cock?
/ep
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