Friday, June 12, 2009

Why didn't Orlando foul?

Why? They won that game. Right? I didn't see a bald 50 year old stroke a uncontested three for the tie with 4.6 seconds. Did I?

WHAT THE FUCK. Foul. Send to line. Worse case scenario they hit 2 ft's and will foul you. You'll control your own destiny. That was the worse. Jameer Nelson may be an all star but shit he's a dumb fuck (I'm sure he didn't even attend classes at St Joe's). Why give him so much space to get off a tying 3? That was Orlando losing as much as the Lakers winning. Awful. They deserve to lose now. It's over. God what a frustrating finish for Orlando. Between Hedo's ft misses to that ugly ass last play, ugh. They ain't ready anyway, obviously. Can't wait for the media to slob on Kobe's, how he willed the Lakers to championship even though Ariza, Gasol and Fisher outplayed him down the stretch in this game. So that's 2 4th quarters in back to back Finals game in which Kobe was just another basketball player and not the mean angry 4th quarter closer/rapist. I don't like the Lakers but I don't hate them. I think I hate Kobe though. And Gasol. Definitely hate Gasol. I like Ariza and Odom. Oh I also hate Fisher. Everyone else sucks so you can't hate sucky people. Because they hate themselves already. That's called science.

Adam Morrison has been a real treat on the sideline this series. He should just put on a goofy suit at this point.

Fucking Phil Jackson. Did this guy step into shit or what? I mean he's got what 10 titles (after this one). How much of it is him and how much of it is Jordan/Shaq and now Mamba? This might be his best coaching job, despite getting handed Game 4 last night he's coached exceptionally well this entire playoff run.

EA on SG podcast. If she's on dancing with the stars show at some point I will watch it.

Fucking Raul Ibanez, this guy can't be fucking serious.

Why do serial killers in the movies tilt their heads before they slash you up. They remind me of like dogs who hear a funny noise.

Still can't believe the Magic didn't foul. It's coaching 101. Up 3 with less than 12 seconds, you foul. It's more than science. It's nature.

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tem said...

RJ didn't want to foul because he instructs to foul with less than 6 seconds left.

And he figured if The Lakers made 2 and cut it to 1 his team would just miss both and the Lakers would have a game winning attempt.

So he says...he also says, "yeah, should have fouled"

El Padrino said...

who the fuck is rj

El Padrino said...

Ron Jeremy?

tem said...

yeah, the Magic coach.

tem said...

didn't you know that?

tem said...

he quit porn to follow in his brother's footsteps.

tem said...

said he got tired of fucking a different hot chick every day.


didn't make much sense, but neither does not fouling so at least he is consistent in not making sense.

El Padrino said...

he has some likeness to the hedgehog yes

El Padrino said...

so i just sent an email detailing a problem, some ass clown in middle office forwards my email around and agrees with my diagnosis the email comes back saying that the ass clown is correct, that is the problem

but the ass clown just read my email and agreed, how is he right

i got punk'd

tem said...

that's what ass clowns do. they steal your thunder.

tem said...

go poop on his desk.

El Padrino said...

i sarcastically emailed this

"Great find Damian, great find."

he has not replied yet

tem said...

"Megan Fox has chosen not to seek revenge on the person who leaked topless shots of her to the tabloids - because she believes karma will do the job for her."



say what now? where is spiff with the links?

tem said...

"She tells U.S. publication Entertainment Weekly, "I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. "


oh nevermind. done seen those i think.

El Padrino said...

yeah we seen those

blue said...

megan fox is losing her hotness

blue said...

she should be proud of those bitties

blue said...

if you've never heard the fray's cover of "heartless" by kanye...it's a damn good song

tem said...

the newness has worn off.

she is still just as hot, but she isn't new anymore.

blue said...

downloaded it on the itunes machine...

great song

tem said...

"if you've never heard the fray's cover of "heartless" by kanye...it's a damn good song"

what if you have heard it? does it suck then?

blue said...

"she is still just as hot, but she isn't new anymore."

and she has a club thumb

blue said...

"what if you have heard it? does it suck then?"


it is still just as hot, but it isn't new anymore.

blue said...

"rockies will not sweep the brewers"


or the exact opposite

tem said...

i've never heard it, so it is both new and hot to me.

tem said...

guy the pirates brought up to replace Mcclouth is batting >.300.

maybe it was an OK trade.


poor kid just got the temjinx.

El Padrino said...

"if you've never heard the fray's cover of "heartless" by kanye...it's a damn good song"

same version Kris Allen did or different?

blue said...

i nerve heard of this kris allen, but he probably copied the fray's version.


kanye had it on his blog for awhile because he approved.

tem said...

what is the fray?

tem said...

i think kris allen is one of the idol people.

blue said...

marcus allen's son?

blue said...

who spells chris with a K? gay people that's who

blue said...

oh, and girls...maybe even gay girls

blue said...

kwall

blue said...

hahaha

fuck alabama

blue said...

and nick saban too

tem said...

Kris Wilson does.

tem said...

and Kris Brown.

tem said...

maybe Kris Kross

blue said...

kris kringle

El Padrino said...

hahah blue acting like he didnt watch american idol

funny blue

El Padrino said...

Cher's daughter Chastity Bono changing gender...

blue said...

"hahah blue acting like he didnt watch american idol"

i didn't watch this season much, had class on wednesday nights.

which guy was he. I referred to the people as "gay guy, douchenozzle1, douchnozzle2, dead wife guy, pink hair girl"

tem said...

"Cher's daughter Chastity Bono changing gender..."

jebus chris

El Padrino said...

i doubt cbs is going to fire letterman, calm down people

although if hannity or o reilly or any non liberal sais some shit like this they would be fired

damn shame

tem said...

tem has no class

tem said...

why would they fire him? over the palin daughter shit?

didn't that already blow over?

El Padrino said...

which guy was he. I referred to the people as "gay guy, douchenozzle1, douchnozzle2, dead wife guy, pink hair girl"

he won, he was the winner
he defeated the aids bag lambert

El Padrino said...

"why would they fire him? over the palin daughter shit?

didn't that already blow over?"

no, flames still burning

kodiac said...

same version Kris Allen did or different?

Kris Allen's version was HDH (ns); never heard the Fray's version

blue said...

"he won, he was the winner
he defeated the aids bag lambert"


ah, douchenozzle2...got it.

blue said...

the fray's version of heartless



from kanye's blog

blue said...

too bad we don't have a blog where we can talk about music and share videos and shit

El Padrino said...

it's friiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaayy

blue said...

sex dance not sfw

tem said...

couldn't finish listening to the song.

El Padrino said...

i was just thinking about silly what if's again

if courntey lee makes a layup and SVG fouls it's a 3-1 Magic lead

tem said...

el pad links are frequently nsfw.

tem said...

what if you were a baller? what if you were a little bit taller?

The next American Idol™? said...

I am now registered for auditions on Sunday. I may still chicken out though.

El Padrino said...

stop it H

you can do it

tem said...

don't be scared.

write down notes and take pictures.

this has guest post written all over it.

The next American Idol™? said...

Notes and pictures.

Done and done.

blue said...

live blog whilst in line

The next American Idol™? said...

Phillies fan is claiming he buried 3 Phillies jerseys under citifield. Dumb. Equally as dumb as the guy buried the Sox jersey in Yankees stadium. Newsflash: Jinxes aren't real.

tem said...

if he live blogs he probably won't get laid.

tem said...

the mess have a very special set of skills.

they will find this philly fan.

and they will kill him.

El Padrino said...

hhaahhaahhaa

tem said...

wall

El Padrino said...

yellow lobster

sfw

Steve said...

"i doubt cbs is going to fire letterman, calm down people"

you kidding, they'll probably give him a raise.

raiting through the roof.

tem said...

raitings for him are grate.

cbs doesn't take them for granite.

if they did they minus well fir him.

tem said...

but in the mist of such controversy they'll just up their advertising fee.

Steve said...

"although if hannity or o reilly or any non liberal sais some shit like this they would be fired"

it's because of the audience. old people and good Christians watch those shows. they're easily offended. if one of them said something like that the ratings would drop.

tem said...

dave's reps will surely touch basis with palin's reps and smooth it over.

Steve said...

"dave's reps will surely touch basis with palin's reps and smooth it over."


let's hope not. makes for good TV/News

blue said...

he'd like to touch palin's daughter i'm sure

tem said...

yeah but not the younger one.

that's be immoral.

spaceman spiff said...

beautiful choke job was beautiful

spaceman spiff said...

ewing taught howard how to come through in crunch time well

tem said...

re: gender change

some dude that lived next to my grandpa got a sex change. he lived as a girl for like 2yrs now. doesn't like it, is going to change back.

spaceman spiff said...

phil went A2M on the master of panic

Tyler said...

"Adam Morrison has been a real treat on the sideline this series. He should just put on a goofy suit at this point."

You know what the sad thing is? He's going to be fitted for a championship ring. He played 44 minutes for the Lakers in the regular season and ZERO in the postseason. Disgusting.

tem said...

vick released by falcons.

guess nobody wanted to trade for him.

El Padrino said...

Patrick Ewing is a saint!

spaceman spiff said...

elatrdo interview in the new yorker

spaceman spiff said...

"Patrick Ewing is a saint(for sabotaging the magic by mentoring their franchise player)!"

*fized

Tyler said...

"megan fox is losing her hotness"

Bleu, shut your mouf RIGHT NOW. Tem is correct, she's just not new. The hotness is still there.

Tyler said...

Ewing wants a head coaching job too. I can't wait for that to happen.

spaceman spiff said...

"He played 44 minutes for the Lakers in the regular season and ZERO in the postseason. Disgusting."

zero minutes and him an sun yue didnt wear the team jersey once

Tyler said...

Apparently the ghost of Nick Anderson was whispering in Hedo's ear last night.

spaceman spiff said...

phil also went A2M on Zo

Tyler said...

Yeah, there needs to be a law that if you play under a certain number of minutes during the season and you don't even suit up for the playoffs, you don't get a ring.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz, charlie murphy on dan patrick show right now (as leroy smiff)

Steve said...

"you don't get a ring"

don't they also get a bonus for winning the championship? or is it a contractual thing?

Tyler said...

I like how tradition news outlets always typeset the NBA as the N.B.A. It always looks like some kind of war veterans association to me when I see it like that.

Tyler said...

I know losers and winners get a Superbowl bonus. Not sure about basketball. I always heard they don't get paid for the postseason, their checks are split up over how ever many week the regular season is.

spaceman spiff said...

"don't they also get a bonus for winning the championship? or is it a contractual thing?"

dont think its contractual, nba pays those bonuses i think

tem said...

i think they get bonuses for winning the title.

not much though.

maybe much for morrison, but kobe will just spend his on white chicks and odom will buy 10,000 bags of skittles.

tem said...

"nba pays those bonuses "

my thoughts too.

payment comes from the league not the team.

Tyler said...

"nba pays those bonuses i think"

Yeah, I'd think it would be like the NFL, I'm pretty sure they pay the Superbowl bonus.

El Padrino said...

sg loves bball

El Padrino said...

nfl 100% pays sb bonuses

tem said...

nike might give kobe a bonus if he wins the title.

tem said...

"nfl 100% pays sb bonuses"


this ^

El Padrino said...

can a woman have a orgasm when giving birf?

sfw

Tyler said...

Wow, didn't take Simmons long to get a Celtics reference in there. Second paragraph of the answer to the first question. What a tool.

El Padrino said...

"nike might give kobe a bonus if he wins the title."

real kobe or puppet kobe?

spaceman spiff said...

nvm, seems that the nba gives teams money each round and the money is distributed to team and staff. think its like in baseball where they vote who gets what share, so if players dont split their share evenly, morrison would probably get 0

tem said...

"real kobe or puppet kobe?"

both

Tyler said...

Second answer contains a reference to one of his articles. Self-promoting ass.

tem said...

they'll vote him a share because he needs the cash.

kobe doesn't need a share.

tem said...

it is all self promoting about his columns and book

blue said...

rex chapman was talking about the playoff bonuses paid by the NBA.

his remark was that everyone gets the same amount, so for a guy like carmelo it's not even 1% of his salary, but to a guy like Dahntay Jones, it's real money

El Padrino said...

obama's nuts

sfw

blue said...

morrison will step right in for Lamar Odom next year after he leaves

blue said...

i'm happy to see that he's kept his wispy mustache

blue said...

another awesome draft pick by MJ

Tyler said...

I am going to buy his book on basketball and read all 700 pages. Can't wait to get to the part where he ranks the top 100 players of all time and #1-25 are all Celtics.

Meiz said...

Fisher was just on the radio saying something about how Orlando would have fouled if they had inbounded at half court, but not if LA took it in full court.

El Padrino said...

what's the difference, foul either way

spaceman spiff said...

"Fisher was just on the radio saying something about how Orlando would have fouled if they had inbounded at half court, but not if LA took it in full court."

yea, phil explained this in his presser, saying thats why he decided not to move the ball to halfcourt after the timeout AKA phil went A2M on SVG

Meiz said...

Apparently I only have 1 XL tall work shirt. That pisses me off.

Tyler said...

Oh man, he just said he has the #1 sports podcast and he was kind of proud about it. Hilarious. I hope that's on the cover of his book.

Tyler said...

"Apparently I only have 1 XL tall work shirt. That pisses me off."

I always imagined you wore your Chris Mullin jersey to work everyday.

Meiz said...

"if you've never heard the fray's cover of "heartless" by kanye...it's a damn good song"


Don't fool yourself. It sucks. Hard.

Meiz said...

"I always imagined you wore your Chris Mullin jersey to work everyday."


I wish

blue said...

"Don't fool yourself. It sucks. Hard."

you suck. hard.


brewerfan

Meiz said...

"meiz, charlie murphy on dan patrick show right now (as leroy smiff)"


I heard it

El Padrino said...

would the waltons be the first daddy/son pair to win championships?

El Padrino said...

wolf is driving me crazy

not only is he a laker fan but he's a FARVE fan

El Padrino said...

damn, felt good throwing him under the bus

Meiz said...

Favre is a homo

blue said...

meiz likes dmb, so that explains everything.

Meiz said...

From your Esquire Obama column:

"He's moving too fast for us to keep up with him."



Yet he gets criticized for not doing enough. I find that entertaining.

Meiz said...

Blue, The Fray sucks. Get over it.

spaceman spiff said...

"Heidi Montag is posing for the September issue of Playboy"

been waiting to see those bewbs

isiah thompson said...

Cher's daughter Chastity Bono changing gender...

El Padrino

Steve said...

Quit before they cost 20 dollars a pack

isiah thompson said...

spiffg's podcast is pretty good.

he's full of himself about hoops now though. He thinks because he wrote that book and he's friends with Ric Bucher, Marc Stein and the Rocket's GM that he's somehow an NBA insider.

He did a podcast with Jerry West a week or so ago and it was a little akward. Spiffg was trying to show off like he was an insider and practically every West answer started with "um, no..."

isiah thompson said...

spiffg - Skins cut James Trash*

Meiz said...

"Quit before they cost 20 dollars a pack"


Mexico. $26 bucks a carton in the duty free shop.



Thanks for those, by the way.

spaceman spiff said...

thrash is probably gonna retire

Meiz said...

Thrash was decent.







On Madden 2003.

isiah thompson said...

re: Megan Fox

she's too hit or miss.

the hits are hdh, the misses...notsomuch.

El Padrino said...

smokers are funny

Meiz said...

I think tonight is drnuk hair cut night.

I haven't cut my hair in at least 3 months.

tem said...

"re: Megan Fox

she's too hit or miss."

stop it

tem said...

tem is getting his hair cut.

going real short. thinking about shaving it all off...what's left of it anyway.

Meiz said...

"smokers are funny"


Maybe that's why you couldn't drop a load. They're not supposed to be funny.

isiah thompson said...

you have to be partially retarded to still smoke nowadays.

wadr

Meiz said...

I don't care for Megan Fox. Too much hype.


All hat, no cattle.

Meiz said...

"you have to be partially retarded to still smoke nowadays.

wadr"



The entire state of Wisconsin resents this remark

isiah thompson said...

"The Philadelphia Eagles organization and the entire city of Philadelphia are fortunate to have a quarterback the caliber of Donovan McNabb," Reid said in a statement. "He has proven himself to be a talented player on the field, a caring member of the Philadelphia community, and a winner."

um, pump the brake on the "winner" talk Andy.

isiah thompson said...

The entire state of Wisconsin resembles this remark


*fized

isiah thompson said...

we should make retard states like WI, ND, SD, etc pay a fee to stay in the US.

tem said...

*we should make retards pay a fee to stay in the US.


*fixed

isiah thompson said...

great fiz

Meiz said...

"we should make retard states like WI, ND, SD, etc pay a fee to stay in the US."


Don't forget NC, AZ, FL, NY

kodiac said...

you have to be partially retarded to still smoke nowadays.

addiction's a bitch, you

isiah thompson said...

if you're Pietrius you have to put a shoulder into Gasol and wrap up and take him down right?

that was pretty much the last nail in the coffin for the series and the two arm shove will probably get you a suspension and/or a fine.

get your monies worth.

isiah thompson said...

addiction's a bitch, you

the patch gives you all that wholesome goodness of smoking with actually smoking right?

El Padrino said...

what freak was talking about the other day, Natal

sfw

isiah thompson said...

Don't forget NC

*fized

tem said...

if she smokes she pokes. that's all i know.

tem said...

i want a link up of this fallon/betty white beer pong game.

tem said...

but try to mspaint someone less douchey in for fallon.

El Padrino said...

"addiction's a bitch, you"

pussy

tem said...

fallon has to be from New England. No way someone from somewhere else got that douchey.

Meiz said...

"James Thomas Fallon, Jr.
September 19, 1974 (1974-09-19) (age 34)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S."





That. Just. Happened.

tem said...

""James Thomas Fallon, Jr.
September 19, 1974 (1974-09-19) (age 34)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S."



That. Just. Happened."

this^

El Padrino said...

honestly fallon aint that bad, i think douche is the wrong word

i aint that big of a fan per se but
he's always making fun of himself and his late night show is actually very watchable

isiah thompson said...

That. Just. Happened.

damn

kodiac said...

"addiction's a bitch, you"

pussy

-says the meathead who almost went broke from gambling debts

isiah thompson said...

honestly fallon is bad, i think douche is the perfet word

*fized

spaceman spiff said...

"that.just.happed"

"honestly fallon aint that bad, i think douche is the wrong word"

HILARITY

isiah thompson said...

some people take "perfet" for granite

isiah thompson said...

"honestly fallon aint that bad, i think douche is the wrong word"


Fallon is a ding-dong.

/ep

El Padrino said...

tip jars

sfw

El Padrino said...

"says the meathead who almost went broke from gambling debts"

but said man quit cold turkey

isiah thompson said...

advantage EP

tem said...

great fiz

El Padrino said...

Ding dong is a good one, he's goofy, corny and mildly retarded.

douchey doesnt fit

tem said...

"his late night show is actually very watchable"

i refuse to watch given his prior super doucheness.

tem said...

no suspension for pietrus.

El Padrino said...

funny, fucked up logos

sfw

El Padrino said...

mosseknuckle

sfw

spaceman spiff said...

"no suspension for pietrus."

good, he can experience the end of his season wif his team

El Padrino said...

YMCA hilarity

blue said...

Re: McNabb
"um, pump the brake on the "winner" talk Andy"

i'll give him the winner tag...dude has "led" his team to 5 NFC championship games...that's a pretty good stat.

I wouldn't call him a champion

El Padrino said...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy...

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son Jim

PS... Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report Card. That's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.

blue said...

wait, fallen is a brooklyn native, but a sawks fan?

blasphemy

El Padrino said...

the thumb is nasty though

sfw

spaceman spiff said...

already had megan fox thumb discussion day on LOV

blue said...

that's so EP it's almost cumfastery

blue said...

we talked about megan fox's thumb before?


/ep

tem said...

i don't want to suck on her thumb.

spaceman spiff said...

hey guys, i found out it's called club thumb

/ep

tem said...

and i don't want to mushroom stamp her thumb

tem said...

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