And here we go.
Joey Logano wins a NASCAR race, he is 19. Youngest ever. Good for him. It was a rain shortened race, I don't think that should count. Also Blue hates the "youngest ever to..." stuff. I think it is Blue who hates it.
Transformers $201M for Wednesday through Sunday. Good work.
Boss just came into my office. Posting now, will finish the spot start later. Consider it a rain delay.
OK rain delay over. It blew over real fast.
So not only did the Mess lose they let Rivera get his first ever RBI? Wow. Finding new ways to lose everyday, that's your New York Mess.
Apparently WNBA basketball is in season now. Who knew?
So with Billy Mays dying did we start a new 3 or is he just a throw in on the Ed Mc, Far Faw, Mik Jac threesome?
US soccer pulled a Mess it seems. I don't know much about soccer, but I know that a 2-0 lead is a HUGE lead and choking that away is bad. Good work getting to the championship game US soccer, but next time don't Mess it all up.
DYSWIDT?
From cnn.com "Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer." I guess Billy Mays is the start of a new 3. It must be 3 celebs people have either never heard of or barely heard of. Maybe Carrot Top will go....Dane Cook might still qualify for the shitty 3 celeb deaths.
Still thinking about Megan Fox's rack in slow motion. Easily the best part of the movie. Although one of those Jar Jar Binks autobots did drop 1 good line. Very funny. Could have been the best part. OK, second thought, no way does that top Megan's rack.
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I'll print that post out and read it later
it's good shitter reading
Quality spot start
keef died?
he got hit on the head by some baggage.
keef left his post at work.
wouldn't be posting until 11am PST, which is like 5pm EST or something.
I think there was a communication issue between freak and keith about posting my AI stuff
i added a couple more innings to the spot start.
all told it is like 5 and two thirds, 2 ER, a couple Ks and no walks.
a zach duke start
i would argue billy was not a celebrity hence we will not get 2 more as wished
Friend is ok. They think all the flashing on the screen caused some type of episode.
Still bummed about leaving the movie.
although, his beard was certainly a celebrity
that thing was sah-wheat
"i would argue billy was not a celebrity hence we will not get 2 more as wished"
some famous ventriloquist comedian guy died today too
the next 3 are all d-list stars (billy mays, ventriloquist, and who? billy balwin? maybe)
"the next 3 are all d-list stars (billy mays, ventriloquist, and who? billy balwin? maybe)"
CARROTTOP! or KATHY GRIFFIN!
maybe even Andy Dick or Omarosa
beards all around the country are pouring out some beard conditioner
"some famous ventriloquist comedian guy died today too"
is that the comedian i put in the post?
the wife of mays has to get two caskets right?
one for billy and one for billy's beard
from the post:
"From cnn.com "Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer." I guess Billy Mays is the start of a new 3. It must be 3 celebs people have either never heard of or barely heard of. Maybe Carrot Top will go....Dane Cook might still qualify for the shitty 3 celeb deaths."
we had a "carrot top = shitty celeb to die" i2i.
Rivera's RBI...he doesn't even have his own batting helmet
"all told it is like 5 and two thirds, 2 ER, a couple Ks and no walks"
Still qualifies as a "quality start", nicely done tem.
(this is beth btw)
i know who H's #1 groupie is.
"Rivera's RBI...he doesn't even have his own batting helmet"
does he have his own bat?
"is that the comedian i put in the post?"
after reading what you said in the post now...yep, same dude.
it's kind of creeapy
very creepy
great name change. H
did beth get freaky in the suite?
"I think there was a communication issue between freak and keith about posting my AI stuff"
No miscommunication. Freak is just unreliable
""all told it is like 5 and two thirds, 2 ER, a couple Ks and no walks"
Still qualifies as a "quality start", nicely done tem."
Gotta have at least 6 IP to get a quality start, beth
so is your face
Tim Howard was disappointing, i felt he was in position to make at least the header save
Howard was standing in the goddman goal way too much. Got lucky that 1 goal didn't count, and he was standing in there for the 2nd goal too.
i take it this guy is the goalie for US soccer?
"did beth get freaky in the suite?"
Only if you count the gang bang as freaky, but I don't.
s
was that [s] meant for the gang bang or for you counting it as freaky?
"was that [s] meant for the gang bang or for you counting it as freaky?"
I figured someone would ask that.
Take it however you want!
it was a typical day at the ballpark
down souf
blowjob jokes are funny
"blowjob jokes are funny"
This is a REALLY old one but maybe someone here hasn't heard it.
A guy goes into a bar and orders a dozen shots of whiskey and proceeds to pound them down one after another. The bartender's curious so asks the man what the special occasion is, and the guy says it's due to his first blowjob.
The bartender congratulates the guy and says because of that he can have another shot on the house. The guy however turns it down, saying "if 12 won't kill the taste then 13 won't either".
"Take it however you want!"
TWSS
ghey
"Some $235.2bn in bonds backed by commercial mortgages could lose their triple A ratings after Standard & Poor's tightened criteria for rating commercial mortgage backed securities."
ay-ya-ya
getting cancer fromthe air we breath sounds like fun
EP, did u ever buy MLB 2k9 for your 360?
and hello.
5 of top 15 are NYC metro area. Caput Mundi my as.
is air cancer > skin cancer
its probably better than ass cancer
This seems like the exact opposite of a good idear
We should have done a FWNBA league. The draft would be hilarity. Especially with a six-beer minimum requirement.
seems like a good plan to me.
There's always next year, I guess.
IN YOU FACE!
T minus 1.5 hours until freak strolls into the comments and wonders why keef didnt post
"EP, did u ever buy MLB 2k9 for your 360?
and hello."
sup playa
ep's xbox broke, liek a week after the microsoft warranty so ep sold it to feed baby ep and is waiting for the xbox 360 wif blu-ray in september, so short answer to your question is no
"We should have done a FWNBA league. The draft would be hilarity. Especially with a six-beer minimum requirement."
Brilliant!
Note: it would have had to been at night because who has a draft in the middle of the day
sotomayor gets a in you face from the white firefighters
that guns in bars thing just passed here in TN. the reason it got started was b/c some lady's husband got shot in one by a 'bad guy' and she said if she wouldve had hers things "mightve been different."
yeah like 4 ppl dead instead of 1? the south is crazy, y'all..
mlb 2k9 - aight, well if anyone has it and wants to sell it to my broke ass, holla. sorry to hear about the box, but good to know a blu ray one is comin..
fire drill
wonderful
4 bad guys dead instead of 1 good guy.
"yeah like 4 ppl dead instead of 1? the south is crazy, y'all.."
no kidding. instead of taking the guns away from the "bad guys" we arm the "good guys"
anyone ever had their ipod give a red X with a circle on the screen? that's fun.
madoff 150 years
yeah and im sure Jane Wayne is gonna be a fucking crack shot too. definitely not gonna hit any innocent bystanders..
madoff 150 years
he'll probably have a mysterious heart attack in 2 weeks
yeah and im sure Jane Wayne is gonna be a fucking crack shot too. definitely not gonna hit any innocent bystanders..
add about 10 beers to that and you have one good time!
Yahoo Rankings
"that guns in bars thing just passed here in TN."
It's ok to carry guns around here in public places, as long as it's not concealed
"I think there was a communication issue between freak and keith about posting my AI stuff"
"No miscommunication. Freak is just unreliable"
Screw that. Immediately after you said you already had something planned out I said post it anyway.
Not my problem.
dora c-walks now
apology accepted, freak
apologize this, retard.
Mess trade for Holliday
that's either a fake link or onehundredpushup
MJ autopsy report leaked
09 All-Undrafted Team
Levance can run my team any day of the week
slo day
your face is slow.
fuck i might have to work friday
Camping this weekend.
"fuck i might have to work friday"
GFY
force of habit
AJA, thats awful
fucking fed that's why
market closed
Meanwhile, the cardiologist who was Jacko's private doctor and performed CPR on him did it the wrong way, a Jackson family confidant claimed yesterday.
The cardiologist performed CPR wrong? nice
"Its a lot easier if you just lay back!"
heyveldt will get some run by somebody.
AJ abrams is too small
other guys, i have no idea who the shit they are
"fuck i might have to work friday"
So?
friday is a holiday you
unless you're a commie
so keith is working friday
rockies now only 1/2 game out of the WC spot. and have cut the dahdgers lead to 7.5
so when they get swept by the dahdgers this week, they'll be right back where they were 2 months ago.
unless you're a commie
or unless you are mad busy
They say celebrities die in 3's. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one COMPLETELY FREE.
mad steals of home lately
"so keith is working friday"
Are not
"mad steals of home lately"
Was watching the Dbags game yesterday when Matthews stoled home. First time I'd erve* seen it live
Dbags game was full of HDH. Dude stoled home. Reynolds playing first and not knowing how to catch a routine throw. Noone on the Dbags knowing how to catch, really.
Freak
So when are you posting aitch's stuff? Tomorrow or Thursday?
I am still waiting for Billy Mays to come back and say but wait, there's more.
I'm still waiting for EP to tell a funny joke
wadr
blowjob joke was not funny
"wadr"
the free one was funny and aja i'm just copying and pasting from the net
I'm still waiting for EP to copy and paste a funny joke from the net
*fized
Are there any airplane jokes?
I aitched at the free joke
pacers not using team option on marquis daniels
they would have if he was white. oh its true
no, one about you mama though
you mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom company
"Are there any airplane jokes?"
3 guys get on a commercial flight. 1 guy says "Hey, lets hijack this plane and crash it in the World Trade center".
The 2 other guys say "Sure!"
My mama is a saint!
mize jokes > than EP jokes
"3 guys get on a commercial flight. 1 guy says "Hey, lets hijack this plane and crash it in the World Trade center".
The 2 other guys say "Sure!"
awful
"Freak
So when are you posting aitch's stuff? Tomorrow or Thursday?"
Tizmorrow.
why is yahoo! saying Yao is out for like 2 years?
"pacers not using team option on marquis daniels
they would have if he was white. oh its true"
Erroneous.
He loves to jack up threes but shoots 23.7% from back there for his career. Drives wildly and throws the ball at the rim at least 8 times a game. Dude is not worth 7.5 mil.
I wouldn't mind him coming back, but at a way reduced price.
Yao out for all of next season and possibly longer.
"why is yahoo! saying Yao is out for like 2 years?"
His foot is jacked. They put pins in last year when he broke it, then he re-broke it and it's not healing.
"Tizmorrow."
Alright. So am I posting mine on Thursday?
"pacers not using team option on marquis daniels
they would have if he was white. oh its true"
Not true, spiff. Indy is 75% minority.
"Alright. So am I posting mine on Thursday?"
If it would please you.
"Yao out for all of next season and possibly longer."
hilarity
"If it would please you."
Will do
"Yao out for all of next season and possibly longer."
Ewing Theory
Marquis Daniels should be making a partial mid-level exception. Finally a smart move by the Pacers.
Marquis Daniels should be in the D league.
or the WNBA, his choice.
"or the WNBA, his choice."
He has the hair for it.
3 guys get on a commercial flight. 1 guy says "Hey, lets hijack this plane and crash it in the World Trade center".
The 2 other guys ask "What World Trade center?"
*fixed
if i get the first pick in fnba i'll have to go with dirk or yao
"He has the hair for it."
nappy headed ho
Steve makes a funny
"Ewing Theory"
They showed that in the playoffs. But then that was without McGrady for a month or two before that. McGrady makes them worse. They have to make a decision about Ron-Ron before the start of the season: extension, sign-and-trade or let him walk. I think you sign him and see what happens. McGrady's contract is up after next year, so you'll have $23 million to figure out the rest.
disgusting
"Madonna Gets Discount on East Side Townhouse, Pays $32.5 M"
wow, some discount
EP should post on Wednesday and Tyler on Friday so this whole week's postings are out of whack
Rockets need to blow it up.
Or trade for Oden and just tell him to act asian.
Oden will give you about 4 more years of injury filled ball. it'll be like 4 years of Yao lite.
Speaking of D League players: Vladimir Radmanovic - $6.4 mill this year with a $6.8 mill player option for next year. Stings the nostrils. Adam Morrison had a qualifying offer for 2010. Bobcats are dumb.
Sure, I'll post on Friday.
But Adam Morrison has a ring now and VladRad is stuck in Charlotte. Sucks to be Vlad.
except for the 12+ million dollars.
that part is nice for him.
I don't think the Rockets need to blow it up. I think they need to resign their players and see what happens. Then make some trades either way at the deadline. They're getting horrible offers for McGrady right now, they need to wait it out a bit.
Rockets should blow it up. That's what rockets do.
Nelly says Curry isn't going anywhere. He says he should buy a house. So Curry will be traded before the week is out, right?
Basketball is over, Tyler
nellie is a liar
NO! DON'T SAY THAT!
That last comment was directed toward Keef, not EP.
i'm annoyed i cant find an accident report, i guess newspapers dont print every serious accident
Nelly needs to make another album
Manny comes back on Friday. Dodgers are back to selling "Mannywood" packages again. The Dodgers are shameless.
"i'm annoyed i cant find an accident report, i guess newspapers dont print every serious accident"
Only ones that involve planes & buildings
"i'm annoyed i cant find an accident report, i guess newspapers dont print every serious accident"
Get it from the police, not the goddman newspaper.
what accident is he looking for?
The Mess are in Milwaukee
"Get it from the police, not the goddman newspaper."
efforting, not sure what county to look or if state troopers responded
Rockets need to blow it up.
TWKJIS
"what accident is he looking for?"
my cousin (2nd cousin) was in a accident, near fatal, looking for the report
if i heard his mother correctly he got into a fender bender, got out and i guess went out to far and a car hit him at 65mph, he's in a coma and probably paralyzed or missing a leg
Sorry to hear that
company idiot axing stupid questions just received a snarky 'google it' answer from my boss, suite.
that is bad news el pad, sorry.
"TWKJIS"
that's what keith....?
no, not keith
kim jong il
also, weve been testing some software for months, which he knows, and is just now axing if the way we were testing it was 'feasible'
"kim jong il"
ah, i see.
"and is just now axing if the way we were testing it was 'feasible'"
common CYA in the world of bidness.
goddman acronyms
"His foot is jacked. They put pins in last year when he broke it, then he re-broke it and it's not healing."
that's what the chinese want you to think. Really they don't want their national treasure here when kimjong il blows shit up
if shit goes wrong he will say, "see, i axed about that awhile ago."
no dice, yep it's bad news, thanks
put spiff on the case.
is 78-0 over the french in youth football El Padrino?
spiff is trying to make things feasible right now
lousiana has some classy people
fm beth made it out of the skybox I see
high speed chase in dallas on the news
white bronco?
pac man jones?
tony romo?
hilarity
white bronco?
grey nissan
someone told tem he should go out with their friend who looks like a cross between jessica simpson and elizabeth shue.
must be fat jess and they really meant andrew shue.
nobody that is a cross between "skinny" jess and elizabeth shue is single.
hight speed chases are the better
if somebody is a cross between anything, they got the bad qualities.
"nobody that is a cross between "skinny" jess and elizabeth shue is single."
She's loco, ese
and you know they're lying becuase they picked the karate kid chick..no way in hell somebody recognizes that unless they know you have a thing for elisabeth shue
chase has been going on for about an hour now...he has been off roading it here and there
"oh, you like the chick from adventures in babysitting? well i have the girl for you, she looks just like her crossed with jessica simpson"
by the by...i used to work with a chick who had a slight resemblance to elisabeth shue...and when she lost all the weight she was pretty hot.
"no way in hell somebody recognizes that unless they know you have a thing for elisabeth shue"
good point.
"She's loco, ese"
stop it, neither me nor my reader speak spanish.
How much do you pay your reader?
t boned by a truck...ouch
You can get a good look at a tbone...
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