Monday, June 29, 2009

Spot Start

And here we go.


Joey Logano wins a NASCAR race, he is 19. Youngest ever. Good for him. It was a rain shortened race, I don't think that should count. Also Blue hates the "youngest ever to..." stuff. I think it is Blue who hates it.

Transformers $201M for Wednesday through Sunday. Good work.

Boss just came into my office. Posting now, will finish the spot start later. Consider it a rain delay.


OK rain delay over. It blew over real fast.

So not only did the Mess lose they let Rivera get his first ever RBI? Wow. Finding new ways to lose everyday, that's your New York Mess.


Apparently WNBA basketball is in season now. Who knew?

So with Billy Mays dying did we start a new 3 or is he just a throw in on the Ed Mc, Far Faw, Mik Jac threesome?


US soccer pulled a Mess it seems. I don't know much about soccer, but I know that a 2-0 lead is a HUGE lead and choking that away is bad. Good work getting to the championship game US soccer, but next time don't Mess it all up.

DYSWIDT?

From cnn.com "Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer." I guess Billy Mays is the start of a new 3. It must be 3 celebs people have either never heard of or barely heard of. Maybe Carrot Top will go....Dane Cook might still qualify for the shitty 3 celeb deaths.


Still thinking about Megan Fox's rack in slow motion. Easily the best part of the movie. Although one of those Jar Jar Binks autobots did drop 1 good line. Very funny. Could have been the best part. OK, second thought, no way does that top Megan's rack.

438 comments:

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blue said...

good work tem

Jugdish said...

I'll print that post out and read it later

blue said...

it's good shitter reading

Aitch said...

Quality spot start

El Padrino said...

keef died?

blue said...

he got hit on the head by some baggage.

tem said...

keef left his post at work.

wouldn't be posting until 11am PST, which is like 5pm EST or something.

Aitch said...

I think there was a communication issue between freak and keith about posting my AI stuff

tem said...

i added a couple more innings to the spot start.

all told it is like 5 and two thirds, 2 ER, a couple Ks and no walks.

blue said...

a zach duke start

El Padrino said...

i would argue billy was not a celebrity hence we will not get 2 more as wished

Aitch said...

Friend is ok. They think all the flashing on the screen caused some type of episode.

Still bummed about leaving the movie.

El Padrino said...

although, his beard was certainly a celebrity

that thing was sah-wheat

blue said...

"i would argue billy was not a celebrity hence we will not get 2 more as wished"

some famous ventriloquist comedian guy died today too


the next 3 are all d-list stars (billy mays, ventriloquist, and who? billy balwin? maybe)

El Padrino said...

"the next 3 are all d-list stars (billy mays, ventriloquist, and who? billy balwin? maybe)"

CARROTTOP! or KATHY GRIFFIN!
maybe even Andy Dick or Omarosa

El Padrino said...

beards all around the country are pouring out some beard conditioner

tem said...

"some famous ventriloquist comedian guy died today too"

is that the comedian i put in the post?

El Padrino said...

the wife of mays has to get two caskets right?

one for billy and one for billy's beard

tem said...

from the post:

"From cnn.com "Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer." I guess Billy Mays is the start of a new 3. It must be 3 celebs people have either never heard of or barely heard of. Maybe Carrot Top will go....Dane Cook might still qualify for the shitty 3 celeb deaths."

tem said...

we had a "carrot top = shitty celeb to die" i2i.

Jugdish said...

Rivera's RBI...he doesn't even have his own batting helmet

H's #1 groupie said...

"all told it is like 5 and two thirds, 2 ER, a couple Ks and no walks"

Still qualifies as a "quality start", nicely done tem.

(this is beth btw)

tem said...

i know who H's #1 groupie is.

tem said...

"Rivera's RBI...he doesn't even have his own batting helmet"

does he have his own bat?

blue said...

"is that the comedian i put in the post?"

after reading what you said in the post now...yep, same dude.

blue said...

it's kind of creeapy

tem said...

very creepy

Steve said...

great name change. H

tem said...

did beth get freaky in the suite?

Keith S said...

"I think there was a communication issue between freak and keith about posting my AI stuff"

No miscommunication. Freak is just unreliable

Keith S said...

""all told it is like 5 and two thirds, 2 ER, a couple Ks and no walks"

Still qualifies as a "quality start", nicely done tem."


Gotta have at least 6 IP to get a quality start, beth

tem said...

so is your face

El Padrino said...

Tim Howard was disappointing, i felt he was in position to make at least the header save

Keith S said...

Howard was standing in the goddman goal way too much. Got lucky that 1 goal didn't count, and he was standing in there for the 2nd goal too.

tem said...

i take it this guy is the goalie for US soccer?

H's #1 groupie said...

"did beth get freaky in the suite?"

Only if you count the gang bang as freaky, but I don't.

s

Steve said...

was that [s] meant for the gang bang or for you counting it as freaky?

H's #1 groupie said...

"was that [s] meant for the gang bang or for you counting it as freaky?"

I figured someone would ask that.

Take it however you want!

Jugdish said...

it was a typical day at the ballpark

El Padrino said...

down souf

blue said...

blowjob jokes are funny

H's #1 groupie said...

"blowjob jokes are funny"

This is a REALLY old one but maybe someone here hasn't heard it.

A guy goes into a bar and orders a dozen shots of whiskey and proceeds to pound them down one after another. The bartender's curious so asks the man what the special occasion is, and the guy says it's due to his first blowjob.

The bartender congratulates the guy and says because of that he can have another shot on the house. The guy however turns it down, saying "if 12 won't kill the taste then 13 won't either".

tem said...

"Take it however you want!"

TWSS

El Padrino said...

ghey

El Padrino said...

"Some $235.2bn in bonds backed by commercial mortgages could lose their triple A ratings after Standard & Poor's tightened criteria for rating commercial mortgage backed securities."

ay-ya-ya

El Padrino said...

getting cancer fromthe air we breath sounds like fun

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

EP, did u ever buy MLB 2k9 for your 360?

and hello.

Keith S said...

5 of top 15 are NYC metro area. Caput Mundi my as.

Spaceman Spiff said...

is air cancer > skin cancer

Jugdish said...

its probably better than ass cancer

Keith S said...

This seems like the exact opposite of a good idear

Tyler said...

We should have done a FWNBA league. The draft would be hilarity. Especially with a six-beer minimum requirement.

tem said...

seems like a good plan to me.

Tyler said...

There's always next year, I guess.

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 1.5 hours until freak strolls into the comments and wonders why keef didnt post

El Padrino said...

"EP, did u ever buy MLB 2k9 for your 360?

and hello."

sup playa

ep's xbox broke, liek a week after the microsoft warranty so ep sold it to feed baby ep and is waiting for the xbox 360 wif blu-ray in september, so short answer to your question is no

El Padrino said...

"We should have done a FWNBA league. The draft would be hilarity. Especially with a six-beer minimum requirement."

Brilliant!

Note: it would have had to been at night because who has a draft in the middle of the day

El Padrino said...

sotomayor gets a in you face from the white firefighters

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

that guns in bars thing just passed here in TN. the reason it got started was b/c some lady's husband got shot in one by a 'bad guy' and she said if she wouldve had hers things "mightve been different."

yeah like 4 ppl dead instead of 1? the south is crazy, y'all..

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

mlb 2k9 - aight, well if anyone has it and wants to sell it to my broke ass, holla. sorry to hear about the box, but good to know a blu ray one is comin..

El Padrino said...

fire drill

wonderful

tem said...

4 bad guys dead instead of 1 good guy.

Steve said...

"yeah like 4 ppl dead instead of 1? the south is crazy, y'all.."


no kidding. instead of taking the guns away from the "bad guys" we arm the "good guys"

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

anyone ever had their ipod give a red X with a circle on the screen? that's fun.

El Padrino said...

madoff 150 years

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

yeah and im sure Jane Wayne is gonna be a fucking crack shot too. definitely not gonna hit any innocent bystanders..

Jugdish said...

madoff 150 years


he'll probably have a mysterious heart attack in 2 weeks

Jugdish said...

yeah and im sure Jane Wayne is gonna be a fucking crack shot too. definitely not gonna hit any innocent bystanders..


add about 10 beers to that and you have one good time!

JFreak said...

Yahoo Rankings

Keith S said...

"that guns in bars thing just passed here in TN."

It's ok to carry guns around here in public places, as long as it's not concealed

JFreak said...

"I think there was a communication issue between freak and keith about posting my AI stuff"

"No miscommunication. Freak is just unreliable"

Screw that. Immediately after you said you already had something planned out I said post it anyway.

Not my problem.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dora c-walks now

Keith S said...

apology accepted, freak

JFreak said...

apologize this, retard.

Keith S said...

Mess trade for Holliday

El Padrino said...

that's either a fake link or onehundredpushup

Spaceman Spiff said...

MJ autopsy report leaked

Meiz said...

09 All-Undrafted Team

El Padrino said...

Levance can run my team any day of the week

El Padrino said...

slo day

JFreak said...

your face is slow.

El Padrino said...

fuck i might have to work friday

JFreak said...

Camping this weekend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fuck i might have to work friday"

GFY

force of habit

AJA, thats awful

El Padrino said...

fucking fed that's why
market closed

Jugdish said...

Meanwhile, the cardiologist who was Jacko's private doctor and performed CPR on him did it the wrong way, a Jackson family confidant claimed yesterday.



The cardiologist performed CPR wrong? nice

"Its a lot easier if you just lay back!"

blue said...

heyveldt will get some run by somebody.

AJ abrams is too small

other guys, i have no idea who the shit they are

Meiz said...

"fuck i might have to work friday"


So?

blue said...

friday is a holiday you

blue said...

unless you're a commie

blue said...

so keith is working friday

blue said...

rockies now only 1/2 game out of the WC spot. and have cut the dahdgers lead to 7.5

blue said...

so when they get swept by the dahdgers this week, they'll be right back where they were 2 months ago.

Jugdish said...

unless you're a commie



or unless you are mad busy

El Padrino said...

They say celebrities die in 3's. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one COMPLETELY FREE.

El Padrino said...

mad steals of home lately

Keith S said...

"so keith is working friday"

Are not

Keith S said...

"mad steals of home lately"

Was watching the Dbags game yesterday when Matthews stoled home. First time I'd erve* seen it live

Keith S said...

Dbags game was full of HDH. Dude stoled home. Reynolds playing first and not knowing how to catch a routine throw. Noone on the Dbags knowing how to catch, really.

Keith S said...

Freak
So when are you posting aitch's stuff? Tomorrow or Thursday?

El Padrino said...

I am still waiting for Billy Mays to come back and say but wait, there's more.

Keith S said...

I'm still waiting for EP to tell a funny joke

Keith S said...

wadr

blue said...

blowjob joke was not funny

El Padrino said...

"wadr"

the free one was funny and aja i'm just copying and pasting from the net

Keith S said...

I'm still waiting for EP to copy and paste a funny joke from the net


*fized

Keith S said...

Are there any airplane jokes?

Aitch said...

I aitched at the free joke

Spaceman Spiff said...

pacers not using team option on marquis daniels


they would have if he was white. oh its true

El Padrino said...

no, one about you mama though

you mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom company

Meiz said...

"Are there any airplane jokes?"


3 guys get on a commercial flight. 1 guy says "Hey, lets hijack this plane and crash it in the World Trade center".

The 2 other guys say "Sure!"

Keith S said...

My mama is a saint!

Keith S said...

mize jokes > than EP jokes

El Padrino said...

"3 guys get on a commercial flight. 1 guy says "Hey, lets hijack this plane and crash it in the World Trade center".

The 2 other guys say "Sure!"

awful

JFreak said...

"Freak
So when are you posting aitch's stuff? Tomorrow or Thursday?"

Tizmorrow.

tem said...

why is yahoo! saying Yao is out for like 2 years?

JFreak said...

"pacers not using team option on marquis daniels


they would have if he was white. oh its true"

Erroneous.

He loves to jack up threes but shoots 23.7% from back there for his career. Drives wildly and throws the ball at the rim at least 8 times a game. Dude is not worth 7.5 mil.

I wouldn't mind him coming back, but at a way reduced price.

Tyler said...

Yao out for all of next season and possibly longer.

Tyler said...

"why is yahoo! saying Yao is out for like 2 years?"

His foot is jacked. They put pins in last year when he broke it, then he re-broke it and it's not healing.

Keith S said...

"Tizmorrow."

Alright. So am I posting mine on Thursday?

Keith S said...

"pacers not using team option on marquis daniels


they would have if he was white. oh its true"


Not true, spiff. Indy is 75% minority.

JFreak said...

"Alright. So am I posting mine on Thursday?"

If it would please you.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yao out for all of next season and possibly longer."

hilarity

Keith S said...

"If it would please you."

Will do

Meiz said...

"Yao out for all of next season and possibly longer."


Ewing Theory

Tyler said...

Marquis Daniels should be making a partial mid-level exception. Finally a smart move by the Pacers.

tem said...

Marquis Daniels should be in the D league.

tem said...

or the WNBA, his choice.

JFreak said...

"or the WNBA, his choice."

He has the hair for it.

Steve said...

3 guys get on a commercial flight. 1 guy says "Hey, lets hijack this plane and crash it in the World Trade center".

The 2 other guys ask "What World Trade center?"


*fixed

El Padrino said...

if i get the first pick in fnba i'll have to go with dirk or yao

El Padrino said...

"He has the hair for it."

nappy headed ho

Meiz said...

Steve makes a funny

Tyler said...

"Ewing Theory"

They showed that in the playoffs. But then that was without McGrady for a month or two before that. McGrady makes them worse. They have to make a decision about Ron-Ron before the start of the season: extension, sign-and-trade or let him walk. I think you sign him and see what happens. McGrady's contract is up after next year, so you'll have $23 million to figure out the rest.

El Padrino said...

disgusting

El Padrino said...

"Madonna Gets Discount on East Side Townhouse, Pays $32.5 M"

wow, some discount

Keith S said...

EP should post on Wednesday and Tyler on Friday so this whole week's postings are out of whack

tem said...

Rockets need to blow it up.

Or trade for Oden and just tell him to act asian.

Oden will give you about 4 more years of injury filled ball. it'll be like 4 years of Yao lite.

Tyler said...

Speaking of D League players: Vladimir Radmanovic - $6.4 mill this year with a $6.8 mill player option for next year. Stings the nostrils. Adam Morrison had a qualifying offer for 2010. Bobcats are dumb.

Tyler said...

Sure, I'll post on Friday.

Tyler said...

But Adam Morrison has a ring now and VladRad is stuck in Charlotte. Sucks to be Vlad.

tem said...

except for the 12+ million dollars.

that part is nice for him.

Tyler said...

I don't think the Rockets need to blow it up. I think they need to resign their players and see what happens. Then make some trades either way at the deadline. They're getting horrible offers for McGrady right now, they need to wait it out a bit.

Keith S said...

Rockets should blow it up. That's what rockets do.

Tyler said...

Nelly says Curry isn't going anywhere. He says he should buy a house. So Curry will be traded before the week is out, right?

Keith S said...

Basketball is over, Tyler

El Padrino said...

nellie is a liar

Tyler said...

NO! DON'T SAY THAT!

Tyler said...

That last comment was directed toward Keef, not EP.

El Padrino said...

i'm annoyed i cant find an accident report, i guess newspapers dont print every serious accident

Keith S said...

Nelly needs to make another album

Tyler said...

Manny comes back on Friday. Dodgers are back to selling "Mannywood" packages again. The Dodgers are shameless.

Keith S said...

"i'm annoyed i cant find an accident report, i guess newspapers dont print every serious accident"

Only ones that involve planes & buildings

Meiz said...

"i'm annoyed i cant find an accident report, i guess newspapers dont print every serious accident"


Get it from the police, not the goddman newspaper.

tem said...

what accident is he looking for?

Keith S said...

The Mess are in Milwaukee

El Padrino said...

"Get it from the police, not the goddman newspaper."

efforting, not sure what county to look or if state troopers responded

tem said...

Rockets need to blow it up.

Keith S said...

TWKJIS

El Padrino said...

"what accident is he looking for?"

my cousin (2nd cousin) was in a accident, near fatal, looking for the report

if i heard his mother correctly he got into a fender bender, got out and i guess went out to far and a car hit him at 65mph, he's in a coma and probably paralyzed or missing a leg

Keith S said...

Sorry to hear that

Spaceman Spiff said...

company idiot axing stupid questions just received a snarky 'google it' answer from my boss, suite.

tem said...

that is bad news el pad, sorry.

tem said...

"TWKJIS"

that's what keith....?

Keith S said...

no, not keith

Keith S said...

kim jong il

Spaceman Spiff said...

also, weve been testing some software for months, which he knows, and is just now axing if the way we were testing it was 'feasible'

tem said...

"kim jong il"

ah, i see.

tem said...

"and is just now axing if the way we were testing it was 'feasible'"


common CYA in the world of bidness.

Keith S said...

goddman acronyms

blue said...

"His foot is jacked. They put pins in last year when he broke it, then he re-broke it and it's not healing."

that's what the chinese want you to think. Really they don't want their national treasure here when kimjong il blows shit up

tem said...

if shit goes wrong he will say, "see, i axed about that awhile ago."

El Padrino said...

no dice, yep it's bad news, thanks

JFreak said...

put spiff on the case.

El Padrino said...

is 78-0 over the french in youth football El Padrino?

Keith S said...

spiff is trying to make things feasible right now

El Padrino said...

lousiana has some classy people

El Padrino said...

fm beth made it out of the skybox I see

Jugdish said...

high speed chase in dallas on the news

El Padrino said...

white bronco?

tem said...

pac man jones?

tem said...

tony romo?

Keith S said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

white bronco?

grey nissan

tem said...

someone told tem he should go out with their friend who looks like a cross between jessica simpson and elizabeth shue.

must be fat jess and they really meant andrew shue.

nobody that is a cross between "skinny" jess and elizabeth shue is single.

blue said...

hight speed chases are the better

blue said...

if somebody is a cross between anything, they got the bad qualities.

Keith S said...

"nobody that is a cross between "skinny" jess and elizabeth shue is single."


She's loco, ese

blue said...

and you know they're lying becuase they picked the karate kid chick..no way in hell somebody recognizes that unless they know you have a thing for elisabeth shue

Jugdish said...

chase has been going on for about an hour now...he has been off roading it here and there

blue said...

"oh, you like the chick from adventures in babysitting? well i have the girl for you, she looks just like her crossed with jessica simpson"

blue said...

by the by...i used to work with a chick who had a slight resemblance to elisabeth shue...and when she lost all the weight she was pretty hot.

tem said...

"no way in hell somebody recognizes that unless they know you have a thing for elisabeth shue"

good point.

tem said...

"She's loco, ese"

stop it, neither me nor my reader speak spanish.

JFreak said...

How much do you pay your reader?

Jugdish said...

t boned by a truck...ouch

Keith S said...

You can get a good look at a tbone...

Keith S said...

blockt

Keith S said...

bold

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