Thursday, June 11, 2009

Natal

Just watched a demo of Project Natal on Fallon. Honestly, it's the most revolutionary development in gaming I'd say ever. Controllerless gaming. An absolutely fascinating technology. EP said it was just Microsoft trying to answer the Wii, but it's so far beyond anything the Wii can do. Natal will be the thing that changes video games as we know it.

Sports, eh? I know none of you care but Cubs lost late again. I have faith that they can turn the ship around, but this recent awful streak is a little disheartening. I hate other Cubs fans. They are always so pessimistic. It's June people. It's not the end of the world. Yeah, it's not great, but it's nowhere near as atrocious as you make it out to be.

Hey Kareem, you probably shouldn't be trying to piss of the other team's best player in the middle of the finals. For those that missed it, Kareem Alcindor Jabar Abdul Lew said Dwight sucks. No sense has been made.

I'm okay with the Sux Sox going to 7-0 against the yankees. As much as I hate the Reox, I hate the Yankees more. Suck it aroid.

This may be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay faux pas/out of line, but other people have had cancer before, right? Stop milking it for publicity, Mickelson. You don't even have it.

UsPS has flat rate boxes. You know, the ones that ship anything that fits in the box for the same amount. I'm thinking I should ship a block of steel or lead. Try to ruin their equipment.

Said this yesterday, but OHcho cinco got some face tatoos. Hard knocks this year is going to be sa-weet.

Hold on a gosh darn minute. Someone's agent says a player will be good. Man, that's never happened before. Thanks for your groundbreaking work, you dick, Boras. Everyone hates you.

My lips are numb.

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JFreak said...

Fin.

JFreak said...

Just took my recycling out to the curb and spilt half of it all over the sidewalk.

I don't think anyoen saw me so it's okay.

Beth said...

2 real posts in a row, nice work freak. (ns)

Jugdish said...

Just took my parent's recycling out to the curb and spilt half of it all over the sidewalk.


fixed

Jugdish said...

or

Just took my recycling out to the curb and spilt a bunch of Zima bottles all over the sidewalk.


fixed

Beth said...

Good fix.

Jugdish said...

Jug is going to be an uncle today...sister in law is at the hosp about to have a baby!

Beth said...

Congrats Uncle Jug! Niece or nephew?

Jugdish said...

nefew*

Jugdish said...

glad he is coming before the weekend since I will be out of town

i'm a selfish bastard

Beth said...

If you were out of town you'd just have to buy a more expensive baby gift.

Done and done.

Jugdish said...

I already got some Crown for the dad (my brother)...gotta get something else though.

Jugdish said...

Still going to the Cubs Astros game today at 2 EST...

DET

Beth said...

It's all about priorities.

Jugdish said...

we will probably leave early to head to the hosp

Jugdish said...

beth with the early morning guilt trip

Beth said...

Hey, I'm trying to help you out here! You show up too late with just a gift for your bro and sis-in-law will not be happy.

Just call me Dear Abby.

ToddPacker said...

tough loss for the Mess last night

Meiz said...

"I have faith that they can turn the ship around, but this recent awful streak is a little disheartening."


The Cubs are 6-4 in their last 10, and before last night's loss they won 4 of their last 5. I don't see the problem.

Beth said...

"tough loss for the Mess last night"

Look at TP showing up to cheer us all up (well except for EP).

Thanks TP!

ToddPacker said...

"Thanks TP!"

no problem

Beth said...

If it makes you feel better, tough loss for the Braves too last night.

El Padrino said...

this was actually a decent post

El Padrino said...

nice jug, my sis had one saturday, 2nd niece

Meiz said...

"this was actually a decent post"


Check the end of LOVAD, and then tell us what you really think.

El Padrino said...

"tough loss for the Mess last night"

16 hits

baseball is goofy

ToddPacker said...

ep, terrible call on the dp when beltran was called out at 1b

El Padrino said...

"ep, terrible call on the dp when beltran was called out at 1b"

been happening alot, umps have been blowing alot of calls lately

jerry manuel has to get ejected there, he was safe and the whole ballpark knew it, like the call at the plate the other night

safe

Meiz said...

Jets gave Sanchez 50 mil, 28 guaranteed.

discuss

ToddPacker said...

" like the call at the plate the other night"

yeah, i was pissed when jerry didn't go out to argue the call... wright was even telling to go out and argue

blue said...

7 in a row for the rockies...and yet nobody cares

ToddPacker said...

"Jets gave Sanchez 50 mil, 28 guaranteed.

discuss"


he deserves every penny


(s)

blue said...

"Jug is going to be an uncle today...sister in law is at the hosp about to have a baby!"


duncle?

El Padrino said...

i'm neither shocked nor suprised, cant wait for goodel to reel in rookie contracts

blue said...

is the nephew an identical twin?

Jugdish said...

Jets gave Sanchez 50 mil, 28 guaranteed.


I thought mexicans usually worked for less.

s

blue said...

it's not goodell that will reel in rookie contracts...NFLPA will reel them in...the veterans are the guys most pissed about the money that rookies get...and guess who gets to vote on the next labor deal...the veterans, not future rookies.

ToddPacker said...

"7 in a row for the rockies...and yet nobody cares"

kind of like that padres streak a few weeks ago

blue said...

"kind of like that padres streak a few weeks ago"

exactly...except the rockies swept the cards and are about to sweep the brewers, so they aren't just beating shitty teams

any win streak over 1 game is a positive sign for them though.

Jugdish said...

is the nephew an identical twin?



just a single twin

Meiz said...

"7 in a row for the rockies...and yet nobody cares"


I care

blue said...

I can't wait for the movie about this guy's life

classic

Meiz said...

"exactly...except the rockies swept the cards and are about to sweep the brewers, so they aren't just beating shitty teams"


The Rockies will not sweep the Brewers

ToddPacker said...

"any win streak over 1 game is a positive sign for them though."

good point

El Padrino said...

"I care"

me too, tracy figured out that his best team is with barmes and stewart, atkins is trade bait now

El Padrino said...

and tulo is hitting now, all of a sudden

blue said...

atkins has been trade bait for a while...problem is nobody wants a guy who's hitting .190 and getting paid $11M

tem said...

Beff, chick opinion time.


Chick falls asleep during movie on 1st date....how can this be a good thing?


no this did not happen to tem.

tem said...

good post again.

blue said...

did she fall asleep at your house?

maybe she has narcalepsy (sp?)

Jugdish said...

what movie was it?

Jugdish said...

Chick falls asleep during movie on 1st date after only one roofie....how can this be a good thing?


fixed

Beth said...

"Chick falls asleep during movie on 1st date....how can this be a good thing?"

Need more details. Had she been drinking beforehand? Was it a late night movie? Did she seem incredibly embarrassed afterwards and what'd she say about it?

blue said...

did you take advantage of her?

blue said...

tem is holding out again

blue said...

so taking your cousin to a movie is considered "a date"?

Meiz said...

"and tulo is hitting now, all of a sudden"


He has a whopping 4-game hit streak. Stop the presses!

Beth said...

Depending on the exact circumstances and how your "friend" plays it, this could lead to some guilt sex by her.

blue said...

should have traded johan for tulo when you had the chance EP...

Meiz said...

Jason Kendall has a 4 game hit streak

El Padrino said...

"He has a whopping 4-game hit streak. Stop the presses!"

2 bombs

tem said...

"Had she been drinking beforehand? Was it a late night movie? Did she seem incredibly embarrassed afterwards and what'd she say about it?"



No.

Not too late.

Don't know what she said about it. Roomate of tem's date fell asleep during The Hangover. Apparently she picked the movie too.

tem said...

"so taking your cousin to a movie is considered "a date"?"

only within WV borders.

Meiz said...

"2 bombs"


So?


Craig Counsell has a HR this season.

Meiz said...

"Don't know what she said about it. Roomate of tem's date fell asleep during The Hangover. Apparently she picked the movie too."


He should have played softball

tem said...

"Depending on the exact circumstances and how your "friend" plays it, this could lead to some guilt sex by her."


if i had a date i would have bragged about it. so you know it was not my date.

El Padrino said...

"State of FLA on one side Double crosses on the other, OC is in between the eyes"

ocho tat

tem said...

"He should have played softball"

he should have. we got beat 16-4 and the guy that subbed for him made 3 errors and struck out once and grounded out to the catcher once.

Meiz said...

"State of FLA on one side Double crosses on the other, OC is in between the eyes"


I'll believe that when I see it

El Padrino said...

"Craig Counsell has a HR this season."

when your running a $500 fantasy team and your SS has about 140 points less than the #1 SS in the league you get happy about a couple of dingers within a 3 day period

fuck off

Beth said...

"No.

Not too late.

Don't know what she said about it. Roomate of tem's date fell asleep during The Hangover. Apparently she picked the movie too."


Yeah, that doesn't sound good for roomie's future chances. His best bet is to be incredibly understanding and maybe he can trick her to thinking he really cares.

El Padrino said...

"I'll believe that when I see it"

awful announcing has a pic of the FLA one

El Padrino said...

fla

Meiz said...

"when your running a $500 fantasy team and your SS has about 140 points less than the #1 SS in the league you get happy about a couple of dingers within a 3 day period"


Sounds like you need a new SS

Meiz said...

That's a little pussy face tattoo.

blue said...

maybe the hangover in Ohio is different than everywhere else in the US.

tem said...

asked him what she said and he said that she

"She liked the movie and she said she didn’t know why she kept falling asleep. she was embarrassed about it. I told her not to worry about it."

El Padrino said...

"Sounds like you need a new SS"

havent been able to trade for one, got rejected more times than tem at the first watch

blue said...

i know it's been awhile since meiz has seen pussy, but that does look like florida

tem said...

"maybe the hangover in Ohio is different than everywhere else in the US."

could be

Meiz said...

"i know it's been awhile since meiz has seen pussy, but that does look like florida"


That cuts deep, Blue. Real deep.

Meiz said...

Is fathers day this weekend?

blue said...

father's day is next weekend

blue said...

or so i've been told

El Padrino said...

next weekend

blue said...

is today the day that H is at the american idol tryouts?

Meiz said...

Its not like it matters. I don't even plan on getting my dad a card.

tem said...

get him a stripper

El Padrino said...

"I wouldn't be surprised if we're testing $80 in a week or two," said one analyst, while BP's chief executive, Tony Hayward, questioned whether $90 could be the "right" value."

hate to say i told you so

blue said...

speculators driving the prices up again...fucking idiots

tem said...

"hate to say i told you so"

so DXO is going up, up, up?

blue said...

that's borderline criminal.

imagine if the CEO of a large company came out and said, i expect our stock price to be $90 in a few weeks, when it's sitting at $60 right now.

Meiz said...

blue knows

El Padrino said...

swan song today for like 45 heads

El Padrino said...

"imagine if the CEO of a large company came out and said, i expect our stock price to be $90 in a few weeks, when it's sitting at $60 right now."

he's talking about the price of oil though not his stock price

tem said...

in de face

det

lmnydb

blue said...

ok

so you're saying that his company doesn't have any interest in the price of oil increasing?

or that his company doesn't hold any future's in oil?

that's really naive EP

El Padrino said...

"so you're saying that his company doesn't have any interest in the price of oil increasing?

or that his company doesn't hold any future's in oil?

that's really naive EP"

it does but there are so many other variables that make up his stock price, if he came out and said this would raise the gas prices then maybe your point stands up

and i read it as he's questioning why it's up, saying he might not agree with 90

blue said...

maybe i read it out of context then.

everything i've read is that supply is up while demand has remained fairly flat, so nobody can explain the increases in price.

blue said...

honestly my thoughts are that oil is still really cheap right now.

i wouldn't expect it to get back up to 130-140/barrel...but $85 probably isn't unrealistic...trading in the 40's was ridiculous.

tem said...

because the price is set too low to begin with.

blue said...

i just don't think it's good practice for a CEO of an oil company whose products are based solely on market prices, should come out and say he thinks oil will be $X...he just has too much to gain by it.

El Padrino said...

"everything i've read is that supply is up while demand has remained fairly flat, so nobody can explain the increases in price."

i've linked a couple of things over the weeks pointing to higher prices and it's manily because of reserves, so while you are right in saying demand is relatively the same our reserve oil fields, and the overall supply abroad is depleted, also no new technology has been created to harvest new oil fields and it takes 3 years to actively drill underwater so panic is starting to set in

Meiz said...

Alaska

blue said...

that's not fair, you know i don't read your links

Meiz said...

"that's not fair, you know i don't read your links"



this^

Meiz said...

Is it just me, or do highschool kids seem to dress waaay to nice for being in highschool?

Meiz said...

too, even

tem said...

high school is two words.

Meiz said...

I don't like Lexuses.

Meiz said...

"high school is two words."


Not in my world

Beth said...

"I don't like Lexuses"

I love Lexuses. fmbeth drives a Lexus.

Meiz said...

gross

Meiz said...

Save some money & buy a Toyota

tem said...

what does beth drive?

El Padrino said...

i'll never forget what this one broker tolt me about the commodoties market

we were having lunch and i asked him why do some commodity prices move so violently at times and he just stared me in the eye while chewing his samdwhich, mouth full he says

"Panic."

he swallows his food, then finishes his thought

There is always panic surronding commodities, it's like when you invite people over for dinner and you ask yourself if you have enough food, halfway through cooking the food you panic into thinking you dont have enough so you run out buy more and cook more, your stressed and when it comes to eat you have all this food, all these leftovers and that is exactly what happens in the commodities market.

Fear starts to set in when reserves get low, remember when the orange crops droze well into march a few years ago and the price of juice was like triple? Yet two weeks later we learned that california has enough orange crops to feed countries and the price stabalized?

i could talk about this all day, it's fascinating to me

El Padrino said...

*froze

blue said...

""I don't like Lexuses""

Lexii

Meiz said...

"Lexii"


Yes, that's what I meant. Lexii.


I should know better.

El Padrino said...

big things here

big things

Jugdish said...

Uncle Jug

blue said...

congrats jug

tem said...

go to the game jug

tem said...

go now. tell carlos lee about your uncleness

Jugdish said...

Thanks...I am going to the game. They'll let us know when they are ready for visitors.

El Padrino said...

jug is my hero

Jugdish said...

i have Carlos Lee's phone number in my cell

Jugdish said...

he doesn't answer though.

ns

I have a friend who works for a airplane charter company called MillionAir. Lee chartered a flight to Panama and she got his number then.

Jugdish said...

we try to call him when we are drunk, or drnuk

blue said...

what about fake drunk?

Jugdish said...

i don't call anyone when I'm fake drunk

Beth said...

"what does beth drive?"

A Camry.

tem said...

"MillionAir"

we have one of those here.

company jet uses it.

tem said...

""what does beth drive?"

A Camry."


soon it will be a lexus and fmbeth will drive a camry.

Meiz said...

"i have Carlos Lee's phone number in my cell"


I have Aaron Rodgers

Meiz said...

"A Camry."


So you drive a Lexus.

tem said...

how does he fit in it?

is it a zach morris 80s cell?

tem said...

"So you drive a Lexus."

ISWYDT

Beth said...

"soon it will be a lexus and fmbeth will drive a camry."

He loves his Lexus too much for that too happen. More likely we'll BOTH be driving them, at least if he ever wants a blowjob as a married man.

s

blue said...

lexii are all right, if you like that sort of thing

Keith S said...

What got into freak?

Keith S said...

I'm watching SBTB right now, the one where Jessi takes caffeine pills. This one is the better

blue said...

"I'm watching SBTB right now, the one where Jessi takes caffeine pills. This one is the better"

that was on 3 hours ago (ns)

do you have a difffernt version of TBS

Keith S said...

"Check the end of LOVAD, and then tell us what you really think."

I'm glad I left when I did. Sitting naked on the couch with a box full of socks is a scary thought

blue said...

i'm so excited, i'm so excited, i'm so....scared.

Meiz said...

"I'm watching SBTB right now, the one where Jessi takes caffeine pills. This one is the better"


You are sooo 2 hours behind me

spaceman spiff said...

"i'm so excited, i'm so excited, i'm so....scared."

#1 SBTB scene

Meiz said...

"Sitting naked on the couch with a box full of socks is a scary thought"


Youtube, please.




/ep

blue said...

jug, have you tried texting carlos lee?

maybe sexting him would get him to call you back

spaceman spiff said...

"He loves his Lexus more than he loves me so thatll never happen"

*fized

Keith S said...

"that was on 3 hours ago (ns)

do you have a difffernt version of TBS"


I'm not on EST

Keith S said...

"#1 SBTB scene"


Agreed.

I just watcht it 3 times.

Meiz said...

I like the one with the telethon

Meiz said...

The person driving Adenhart's car was drunk.


IN YOU FACE, AMERICA

blue said...

"I'm not on EST"

you're bottling my mind with this

TBS shows the same thing at the same time across the country without regards to timezones.

Keith S said...

So?

blue said...

i'm making the switch to Bing.

Keith S said...

"you're bottling my mind with this

TBS shows the same thing at the same time across the country without regards to timezones."


Depends if it's on satellite or just cable

blue said...

so keith dvr's sbtb...got it.

Keith S said...

The next SBTB is suite, too. Mr. Belding's brother and the class trip

blue said...

i learnt something...i did not know that TBS had a west coast feed, but not in HD.

interesting

Meiz said...

"i'm making the switch to Bing."


Bing! What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!

Keith S said...

"i learnt something...i did not know that TBS had a west coast feed, but not in HD.

interesting"



Apology accepted

Tyler said...

Speaking of SBTB, Zack Morris on Jimmy Fallon. If it's been linked before, bite me.

Meiz said...

"Speaking of SBTB, Zack Morris on Jimmy Fallon. If it's been linked before, bite me."


This might be the biggest El Padrino in the history of the internet.

Tyler said...

Then bite me, Mize.

Tyler said...

And that is incorrect, because your face is biggest El Padrino in the history of the internet.

Tyler said...

Moving my way up the Mize kill list...

Tyler said...

Do you keep that taped up on a wall somewhere at the Woe Palace? Like Steve Buscemi Billy Madison? Don't forget the lipstick.

Tyler said...

YEAH! Mize sux Z broke LoV!

Meiz said...

Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays

Jugdish said...

#1 SBTB scene


the zach and slater fight was pretty suite

Jugdish said...

jug, have you tried texting carlos lee?


I've texted him before, but no sexting.

Keith S said...

If they do another Pee Wee Herman movie, Fallon would be a dead ringer

Jugdish said...

woe palace was funny

Meiz said...

Tyler's just bitter because fefmtyler is making him quit the blog.

Jugdish said...

and she is getting more cats

Meiz said...

"and she is getting more cats"


I almost added that to my comment.

ns


A near i2i

Keith S said...

I bet $500 worth of flowers would allow T to keep blogging

Jugdish said...

Tyler is not going to spring for 2 dozen roses

Keith S said...

Yeah, probably not

Jugdish said...

tyler...you should shit in the litter box and tell fmtyler that her cat is sick

Keith S said...

I can go park my car outside your place, T

kodiac said...

"i'm so excited, i'm so excited, i'm so....scared."

#1 SBTB scene

-agreed; but the best episode (IMO) is the one when they discover oil at bayside and Zack's duck dies from the oil spill

Meiz said...

"-agreed; but the best episode (IMO) is the one when they discover oil at bayside and Zack's duck dies from the oil spill"


YES!!! The daydreams in that one are pure gold.

Tyler said...

I like this litterbox idear...

Meiz said...

Added to my small list of things to do today: Go fishing. I will get off my fat duff, and go catch some fishes today.

Jugdish said...

right after you do some pushups

Meiz said...

No pushups today

Meiz said...

Pushups would make my guns tired, then I would have poor rod control.








possibly /ep?

tem said...

i never have poor rod control.

/ep

Meiz said...

I'm beginning to turn on Ken Macha. He's done some rather Yostian things lately.

spaceman spiff said...

"tyler...you should shit in the litter box and tell fmtyler that her cat is sick"

solid idea and hilarity

blue said...

"I'm beginning to turn on Ken Macha. He's done some rather Yostian things lately."

the rockies are unbeatable, don't blame macha...even the great larussa couldn't stop them

spaceman spiff said...

blame gonzo, all of them

tem said...

tem liked the SBTB/Zach Morris/Jimmy Fucking Fallon thing.

blue said...

hootie went country

tem said...

"blame gonzo, all of them"

muppets have nothing to do with it.

tem said...

el padbluefast.

tem said...

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