Just watched a demo of Project Natal on Fallon. Honestly, it's the most revolutionary development in gaming I'd say ever. Controllerless gaming. An absolutely fascinating technology. EP said it was just Microsoft trying to answer the Wii, but it's so far beyond anything the Wii can do. Natal will be the thing that changes video games as we know it.
Sports, eh? I know none of you care but Cubs lost late again. I have faith that they can turn the ship around, but this recent awful streak is a little disheartening. I hate other Cubs fans. They are always so pessimistic. It's June people. It's not the end of the world. Yeah, it's not great, but it's nowhere near as atrocious as you make it out to be.
Hey Kareem, you probably shouldn't be trying to piss of the other team's best player in the middle of the finals. For those that missed it, Kareem Alcindor Jabar Abdul Lew said Dwight sucks. No sense has been made.
I'm okay with the Sux Sox going to 7-0 against the yankees. As much as I hate the Reox, I hate the Yankees more. Suck it aroid.
This may be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay faux pas/out of line, but other people have had cancer before, right? Stop milking it for publicity, Mickelson. You don't even have it.
UsPS has flat rate boxes. You know, the ones that ship anything that fits in the box for the same amount. I'm thinking I should ship a block of steel or lead. Try to ruin their equipment.
Said this yesterday, but OHcho cinco got some face tatoos. Hard knocks this year is going to be sa-weet.
Hold on a gosh darn minute. Someone's agent says a player will be good. Man, that's never happened before. Thanks for your groundbreaking work, you dick, Boras. Everyone hates you.
My lips are numb.
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Just took my recycling out to the curb and spilt half of it all over the sidewalk.
I don't think anyoen saw me so it's okay.
2 real posts in a row, nice work freak. (ns)
Just took my parent's recycling out to the curb and spilt half of it all over the sidewalk.
fixed
or
Just took my recycling out to the curb and spilt a bunch of Zima bottles all over the sidewalk.
fixed
Good fix.
Jug is going to be an uncle today...sister in law is at the hosp about to have a baby!
Congrats Uncle Jug! Niece or nephew?
nefew*
glad he is coming before the weekend since I will be out of town
i'm a selfish bastard
If you were out of town you'd just have to buy a more expensive baby gift.
Done and done.
I already got some Crown for the dad (my brother)...gotta get something else though.
Still going to the Cubs Astros game today at 2 EST...
DET
It's all about priorities.
we will probably leave early to head to the hosp
beth with the early morning guilt trip
Hey, I'm trying to help you out here! You show up too late with just a gift for your bro and sis-in-law will not be happy.
Just call me Dear Abby.
tough loss for the Mess last night
"I have faith that they can turn the ship around, but this recent awful streak is a little disheartening."
The Cubs are 6-4 in their last 10, and before last night's loss they won 4 of their last 5. I don't see the problem.
"tough loss for the Mess last night"
Look at TP showing up to cheer us all up (well except for EP).
Thanks TP!
"Thanks TP!"
no problem
If it makes you feel better, tough loss for the Braves too last night.
this was actually a decent post
nice jug, my sis had one saturday, 2nd niece
"this was actually a decent post"
Check the end of LOVAD, and then tell us what you really think.
"tough loss for the Mess last night"
16 hits
baseball is goofy
ep, terrible call on the dp when beltran was called out at 1b
"ep, terrible call on the dp when beltran was called out at 1b"
been happening alot, umps have been blowing alot of calls lately
jerry manuel has to get ejected there, he was safe and the whole ballpark knew it, like the call at the plate the other night
safe
Jets gave Sanchez 50 mil, 28 guaranteed.
discuss
" like the call at the plate the other night"
yeah, i was pissed when jerry didn't go out to argue the call... wright was even telling to go out and argue
7 in a row for the rockies...and yet nobody cares
"Jets gave Sanchez 50 mil, 28 guaranteed.
discuss"
he deserves every penny
(s)
"Jug is going to be an uncle today...sister in law is at the hosp about to have a baby!"
duncle?
i'm neither shocked nor suprised, cant wait for goodel to reel in rookie contracts
is the nephew an identical twin?
Jets gave Sanchez 50 mil, 28 guaranteed.
I thought mexicans usually worked for less.
s
it's not goodell that will reel in rookie contracts...NFLPA will reel them in...the veterans are the guys most pissed about the money that rookies get...and guess who gets to vote on the next labor deal...the veterans, not future rookies.
"7 in a row for the rockies...and yet nobody cares"
kind of like that padres streak a few weeks ago
"kind of like that padres streak a few weeks ago"
exactly...except the rockies swept the cards and are about to sweep the brewers, so they aren't just beating shitty teams
any win streak over 1 game is a positive sign for them though.
is the nephew an identical twin?
just a single twin
"7 in a row for the rockies...and yet nobody cares"
I care
I can't wait for the movie about this guy's life
classic
"exactly...except the rockies swept the cards and are about to sweep the brewers, so they aren't just beating shitty teams"
The Rockies will not sweep the Brewers
"any win streak over 1 game is a positive sign for them though."
good point
"I care"
me too, tracy figured out that his best team is with barmes and stewart, atkins is trade bait now
and tulo is hitting now, all of a sudden
atkins has been trade bait for a while...problem is nobody wants a guy who's hitting .190 and getting paid $11M
Beff, chick opinion time.
Chick falls asleep during movie on 1st date....how can this be a good thing?
no this did not happen to tem.
good post again.
did she fall asleep at your house?
maybe she has narcalepsy (sp?)
what movie was it?
Chick falls asleep during movie on 1st date after only one roofie....how can this be a good thing?
fixed
"Chick falls asleep during movie on 1st date....how can this be a good thing?"
Need more details. Had she been drinking beforehand? Was it a late night movie? Did she seem incredibly embarrassed afterwards and what'd she say about it?
did you take advantage of her?
tem is holding out again
so taking your cousin to a movie is considered "a date"?
"and tulo is hitting now, all of a sudden"
He has a whopping 4-game hit streak. Stop the presses!
Depending on the exact circumstances and how your "friend" plays it, this could lead to some guilt sex by her.
should have traded johan for tulo when you had the chance EP...
Jason Kendall has a 4 game hit streak
"He has a whopping 4-game hit streak. Stop the presses!"
2 bombs
"Had she been drinking beforehand? Was it a late night movie? Did she seem incredibly embarrassed afterwards and what'd she say about it?"
No.
Not too late.
Don't know what she said about it. Roomate of tem's date fell asleep during The Hangover. Apparently she picked the movie too.
"so taking your cousin to a movie is considered "a date"?"
only within WV borders.
"2 bombs"
So?
Craig Counsell has a HR this season.
"Don't know what she said about it. Roomate of tem's date fell asleep during The Hangover. Apparently she picked the movie too."
He should have played softball
"Depending on the exact circumstances and how your "friend" plays it, this could lead to some guilt sex by her."
if i had a date i would have bragged about it. so you know it was not my date.
"State of FLA on one side Double crosses on the other, OC is in between the eyes"
ocho tat
"He should have played softball"
he should have. we got beat 16-4 and the guy that subbed for him made 3 errors and struck out once and grounded out to the catcher once.
"State of FLA on one side Double crosses on the other, OC is in between the eyes"
I'll believe that when I see it
"Craig Counsell has a HR this season."
when your running a $500 fantasy team and your SS has about 140 points less than the #1 SS in the league you get happy about a couple of dingers within a 3 day period
fuck off
"No.
Not too late.
Don't know what she said about it. Roomate of tem's date fell asleep during The Hangover. Apparently she picked the movie too."
Yeah, that doesn't sound good for roomie's future chances. His best bet is to be incredibly understanding and maybe he can trick her to thinking he really cares.
"I'll believe that when I see it"
awful announcing has a pic of the FLA one
fla
"when your running a $500 fantasy team and your SS has about 140 points less than the #1 SS in the league you get happy about a couple of dingers within a 3 day period"
Sounds like you need a new SS
That's a little pussy face tattoo.
maybe the hangover in Ohio is different than everywhere else in the US.
asked him what she said and he said that she
"She liked the movie and she said she didn’t know why she kept falling asleep. she was embarrassed about it. I told her not to worry about it."
"Sounds like you need a new SS"
havent been able to trade for one, got rejected more times than tem at the first watch
i know it's been awhile since meiz has seen pussy, but that does look like florida
"maybe the hangover in Ohio is different than everywhere else in the US."
could be
"i know it's been awhile since meiz has seen pussy, but that does look like florida"
That cuts deep, Blue. Real deep.
Is fathers day this weekend?
father's day is next weekend
or so i've been told
next weekend
is today the day that H is at the american idol tryouts?
Its not like it matters. I don't even plan on getting my dad a card.
get him a stripper
"I wouldn't be surprised if we're testing $80 in a week or two," said one analyst, while BP's chief executive, Tony Hayward, questioned whether $90 could be the "right" value."
hate to say i told you so
speculators driving the prices up again...fucking idiots
"hate to say i told you so"
so DXO is going up, up, up?
that's borderline criminal.
imagine if the CEO of a large company came out and said, i expect our stock price to be $90 in a few weeks, when it's sitting at $60 right now.
blue knows
swan song today for like 45 heads
"imagine if the CEO of a large company came out and said, i expect our stock price to be $90 in a few weeks, when it's sitting at $60 right now."
he's talking about the price of oil though not his stock price
in de face
det
lmnydb
ok
so you're saying that his company doesn't have any interest in the price of oil increasing?
or that his company doesn't hold any future's in oil?
that's really naive EP
"so you're saying that his company doesn't have any interest in the price of oil increasing?
or that his company doesn't hold any future's in oil?
that's really naive EP"
it does but there are so many other variables that make up his stock price, if he came out and said this would raise the gas prices then maybe your point stands up
and i read it as he's questioning why it's up, saying he might not agree with 90
maybe i read it out of context then.
everything i've read is that supply is up while demand has remained fairly flat, so nobody can explain the increases in price.
honestly my thoughts are that oil is still really cheap right now.
i wouldn't expect it to get back up to 130-140/barrel...but $85 probably isn't unrealistic...trading in the 40's was ridiculous.
because the price is set too low to begin with.
i just don't think it's good practice for a CEO of an oil company whose products are based solely on market prices, should come out and say he thinks oil will be $X...he just has too much to gain by it.
"everything i've read is that supply is up while demand has remained fairly flat, so nobody can explain the increases in price."
i've linked a couple of things over the weeks pointing to higher prices and it's manily because of reserves, so while you are right in saying demand is relatively the same our reserve oil fields, and the overall supply abroad is depleted, also no new technology has been created to harvest new oil fields and it takes 3 years to actively drill underwater so panic is starting to set in
Alaska
that's not fair, you know i don't read your links
"that's not fair, you know i don't read your links"
this^
Is it just me, or do highschool kids seem to dress waaay to nice for being in highschool?
too, even
high school is two words.
I don't like Lexuses.
"high school is two words."
Not in my world
"I don't like Lexuses"
I love Lexuses. fmbeth drives a Lexus.
gross
Save some money & buy a Toyota
what does beth drive?
i'll never forget what this one broker tolt me about the commodoties market
we were having lunch and i asked him why do some commodity prices move so violently at times and he just stared me in the eye while chewing his samdwhich, mouth full he says
"Panic."
he swallows his food, then finishes his thought
There is always panic surronding commodities, it's like when you invite people over for dinner and you ask yourself if you have enough food, halfway through cooking the food you panic into thinking you dont have enough so you run out buy more and cook more, your stressed and when it comes to eat you have all this food, all these leftovers and that is exactly what happens in the commodities market.
Fear starts to set in when reserves get low, remember when the orange crops droze well into march a few years ago and the price of juice was like triple? Yet two weeks later we learned that california has enough orange crops to feed countries and the price stabalized?
i could talk about this all day, it's fascinating to me
*froze
""I don't like Lexuses""
Lexii
"Lexii"
Yes, that's what I meant. Lexii.
I should know better.
big things here
big things
Uncle Jug
congrats jug
go to the game jug
go now. tell carlos lee about your uncleness
Thanks...I am going to the game. They'll let us know when they are ready for visitors.
jug is my hero
i have Carlos Lee's phone number in my cell
he doesn't answer though.
ns
I have a friend who works for a airplane charter company called MillionAir. Lee chartered a flight to Panama and she got his number then.
we try to call him when we are drunk, or drnuk
what about fake drunk?
i don't call anyone when I'm fake drunk
"what does beth drive?"
A Camry.
"MillionAir"
we have one of those here.
company jet uses it.
""what does beth drive?"
A Camry."
soon it will be a lexus and fmbeth will drive a camry.
"i have Carlos Lee's phone number in my cell"
I have Aaron Rodgers
"A Camry."
So you drive a Lexus.
how does he fit in it?
is it a zach morris 80s cell?
"So you drive a Lexus."
ISWYDT
"soon it will be a lexus and fmbeth will drive a camry."
He loves his Lexus too much for that too happen. More likely we'll BOTH be driving them, at least if he ever wants a blowjob as a married man.
s
lexii are all right, if you like that sort of thing
What got into freak?
I'm watching SBTB right now, the one where Jessi takes caffeine pills. This one is the better
"I'm watching SBTB right now, the one where Jessi takes caffeine pills. This one is the better"
that was on 3 hours ago (ns)
do you have a difffernt version of TBS
"Check the end of LOVAD, and then tell us what you really think."
I'm glad I left when I did. Sitting naked on the couch with a box full of socks is a scary thought
i'm so excited, i'm so excited, i'm so....scared.
"I'm watching SBTB right now, the one where Jessi takes caffeine pills. This one is the better"
You are sooo 2 hours behind me
"i'm so excited, i'm so excited, i'm so....scared."
#1 SBTB scene
"Sitting naked on the couch with a box full of socks is a scary thought"
Youtube, please.
/ep
jug, have you tried texting carlos lee?
maybe sexting him would get him to call you back
"He loves his Lexus more than he loves me so thatll never happen"
*fized
"that was on 3 hours ago (ns)
do you have a difffernt version of TBS"
I'm not on EST
"#1 SBTB scene"
Agreed.
I just watcht it 3 times.
I like the one with the telethon
The person driving Adenhart's car was drunk.
IN YOU FACE, AMERICA
"I'm not on EST"
you're bottling my mind with this
TBS shows the same thing at the same time across the country without regards to timezones.
So?
i'm making the switch to Bing.
"you're bottling my mind with this
TBS shows the same thing at the same time across the country without regards to timezones."
Depends if it's on satellite or just cable
so keith dvr's sbtb...got it.
The next SBTB is suite, too. Mr. Belding's brother and the class trip
i learnt something...i did not know that TBS had a west coast feed, but not in HD.
interesting
"i'm making the switch to Bing."
Bing! What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!
"i learnt something...i did not know that TBS had a west coast feed, but not in HD.
interesting"
Apology accepted
Speaking of SBTB, Zack Morris on Jimmy Fallon. If it's been linked before, bite me.
"Speaking of SBTB, Zack Morris on Jimmy Fallon. If it's been linked before, bite me."
This might be the biggest El Padrino in the history of the internet.
Then bite me, Mize.
And that is incorrect, because your face is biggest El Padrino in the history of the internet.
Moving my way up the Mize kill list...
Do you keep that taped up on a wall somewhere at the Woe Palace? Like Steve Buscemi Billy Madison? Don't forget the lipstick.
YEAH! Mize sux Z broke LoV!
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays
#1 SBTB scene
the zach and slater fight was pretty suite
jug, have you tried texting carlos lee?
I've texted him before, but no sexting.
If they do another Pee Wee Herman movie, Fallon would be a dead ringer
woe palace was funny
Tyler's just bitter because fefmtyler is making him quit the blog.
and she is getting more cats
"and she is getting more cats"
I almost added that to my comment.
ns
A near i2i
I bet $500 worth of flowers would allow T to keep blogging
Tyler is not going to spring for 2 dozen roses
Yeah, probably not
tyler...you should shit in the litter box and tell fmtyler that her cat is sick
I can go park my car outside your place, T
"i'm so excited, i'm so excited, i'm so....scared."
#1 SBTB scene
-agreed; but the best episode (IMO) is the one when they discover oil at bayside and Zack's duck dies from the oil spill
"-agreed; but the best episode (IMO) is the one when they discover oil at bayside and Zack's duck dies from the oil spill"
YES!!! The daydreams in that one are pure gold.
I like this litterbox idear...
Added to my small list of things to do today: Go fishing. I will get off my fat duff, and go catch some fishes today.
right after you do some pushups
No pushups today
Pushups would make my guns tired, then I would have poor rod control.
possibly /ep?
i never have poor rod control.
/ep
I'm beginning to turn on Ken Macha. He's done some rather Yostian things lately.
"tyler...you should shit in the litter box and tell fmtyler that her cat is sick"
solid idea and hilarity
"I'm beginning to turn on Ken Macha. He's done some rather Yostian things lately."
the rockies are unbeatable, don't blame macha...even the great larussa couldn't stop them
blame gonzo, all of them
tem liked the SBTB/Zach Morris/Jimmy Fucking Fallon thing.
hootie went country
"blame gonzo, all of them"
muppets have nothing to do with it.
el padbluefast.
old
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