Kobe had the angry tiger face on last night. There was no way he was losing that game last night. Is it me or did they stop going to D Ho in the third quarter? I had no clue Pietrus was french. I thought maybe Haitian or Jamaican. If you took a cellphone pic of my asshole and compared it to Pow Gasol's face I think you'd find my asshole more attractive than that hairy Spanish bird.
I accept the Mets name as the Mess for right now. They are BANGED up like something crazy. Don't remember a time in which the mets had injuries this bad. Hopefully they can wade water until at least Delgado comes back. Reyes with a torn muscle is not good. What bothers me the most is it's a new injury, while he was trying to work through a seperate leg injury. Beltran for the first time I can remember was really pissed off about the Pirates sweep so let's see if he'll assume the leadership role here. He's talented enough to carry a team and the Mets need him to do that.
One thing on the Glavine story since I missed most of yesterday with a very very bad chest cold/flu type bug, I feel for the old man but I think when you have a kid in the minors who is throwing like Hanson was throwing and you can add him into the rotation now (after a two year wait) you should do it. Honestly he should have broken camp as a starter but the Braves really took thier time with him. Glavine threw 11 scoreless innings in the minors but that doesn't mean he can get major league hitters out consistently. Guile and changeups will only last so long. Oh the McClouth deal was money. Fucking money trade.
Why is Tony Dungy on a pedestal? I feel like everytime WWL mentions his name I'm supposed to bow or something. I fail to see how any of his comments on players is newsworthy.
Big Unit won game #300. Cementing his Hall of Fame career. I don't have anything else to add except that he's a dick. Personal opinion.
The title is from one of the best movies involving smack talking, basketball and racism.
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"Hopefully they can wade water until at least Delgado comes back."
Suite* HDH there EP.
Damn you jug, where are your manors - it's ladies first!!
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Holy crap, LOV is rubbing off on me, make that "manners".
Geez.
Honestly he should have broken camp as a starter but the Braves really took thier time with him.
I think they waited on him to avoid salary arbitration for a year or two. Teams do that don't they?
manors is hilarity, and apprently, have neither.
I have neither...
Tell Aunt Bee she better have my bean pie ready or i'm gonna kick her ass.
"manors is hilarity"
Yeah, if I keep up with HDH like that I may have to leave LOV for good...
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A dude on our softball team told me his dad calls basketball "African sky soccer". We thought it was pretty funny.
Last night we went here after our game.
Then some of us went here.
Then I went here.
Regarding Hanson, he was getting an AMAZING amount of publicity around here all spring training (and actually before that) so personally I think the Braves didn't want to put that much pressure on him by having him start the season with Atlanta.
There is some rule where if the player doesn't start the season on the major league roster, or is not on the roster for a certain amount of time...then the team avoids having to pay salary arbitration for a few years. That normally plays a big role on when players get called up.
I'm sure that's what Jesus what do.
"I think they waited on him to avoid salary arbitration for a year or two. Teams do that don't they?"
troof
see Price,David
Longoria, Evan
white men can't jump
billy ho
just watched that movie again this last weekend
"just watched that movie again this last weekend"
So cmblue was out of town and you watched White Men Can't Jump at home?
Ok, NOW I can see why you guys bitch so much about how your wives hold you back from all that wild and crazy fun you want to have!
(That's both s and wadr.)
yep
right now.
i've got nothing.
i don't bitch about my wife holding me back from doing anything fun.
it's the lack of cash that holds me back.
and i did go play poker and blackjack at the casino that same night...as well as visiting a strip club the night before...so guy's weekend can include some good luck chuck and some whitemen can't jump.
No worries blue, I'm just messing with you.
got it
beth hates me
No worries blue, I'm just ranking on you.
fixed
"got it
beth hates me"
Oh that's a given, I hate all men.
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i hate being ranked on
Being ranked on is the worse.
ranking on someone is bad manors
ISWYDT
speaking of rankings...look how rank the magic looked
kobe ranked on the magic last night
"white men can't jump
billy ho"
winner winner
mandatory mini camps giving me wood
chicken dinner?
yo hannah storm ha some legs
my a/c stopped working last night. i'm home waiting for the a/c guy.. i hope he knows no a/c in florida can kill an old person
"i hope he knows no a/c in florida can kill an old person"
one of my buddies in college was from Miami, and he made the claim that if you didn't have AC there, you would die and was 100% serious. So i asked him about all the people who lived there before AC was invented...he was stumped.
i hope he knows no a/c in florida can kill an old person
that, or slipping and falling when you go get the mail
So i asked him about all the people who lived there before AC was invented...he was stumped.
that was before global warming and Al Gore
AJA...I don't know how people lived here back in the day without AC
this is what i work with:
miniskirt lady: "my neice just had twins, they're so cute"
me: "twins huh, identical?"
ml: "yes, a little boy and a little girl, they're just adorable"
me: "how can you have a boy and a girl if they're identical twins"
ml: ::blank stare::
no a/c in florida
tp with a little preview of hell
you can have identical twins of opposite sex
this is what i work with:
miniskirt lady: "my neice just had twins, they're so cute"
me: "twins huh, identical?"
ml: "yes, a little boy and a little girl, they're just adorable"
me: "how can you have a boy and a girl if they're identical twins"
ml: ::blank stare::
me: You're fired.
fixed
nice fix.
"you can have identical twins of opposite sex"
please define "identical"
Monozygotic twins, frequently referred to as identical twins, occur when a single egg is fertilized to form one zygote (monozygotic) which then divides into two separate embryos. Monozygotic twins are the same sex and their traits and physical appearances are very similar but not exactly the same; although they have nearly identical DNA.
from wiki
"tp with a little preview of hell"
yes...current temp inside the house 82.3 degrees and getting hotter by the minute
but it's a dry heat right?
esdsss
"but it's a dry heat right?"
funny
"although they have nearly identical DNA."
murder, blame twin bro
solid plan
hail the bible.
ep and the unit
is game 2 sat?
game 2 of what?
holy crap that guy is short
The kidnappers demanded $466,000 in ransom, but none was paid, said Wilmer Flores Trossel, head of Venezuela's federal police.
that is a weird amount to demand
game 2 is sunday
series should be over in mid-august
manors is good work.
TPS is tough for a friday. Just trying to wade water and make it through lunch.
"series should be over in mid-august"
lakers in 3, it'll be over near the end of july.
debris not from the plane that blew up or whatever is mind bottling.
what the fuck were they finding seat cusions and parts of a wing from?
debris not from the plane that blew up or whatever is mind bottling.
i was just reading that...crazy. seat cushions and shit floating out there...but that's not from the plane?
yeah i couldn't figure out if they meant that the big cargo thing wasn't from the plane or that none of the shit they have supposedly found is from the plane.
"On Wednesday, searchers recovered two debris fields and had identified the wreckage, including an airplane seat and an orange float as coming from Flight 447. Officials now say that none of the debris recovered comes from the missing plane. "
i guess there are just airplane seats floating around out there.
remind me not to fly into or out of that airport
was that floating volleyball with the bloody handprint from the plane?
i think aliens shot that plane down.
"was that floating volleyball with the bloody handprint from the plane?"
his name is Voit, dumbass.
Jon Voit?
it's from Family Guy.
i'm going to lunch now.
going to the spahgetti warehouse apparently.
"was that floating volleyball with the bloody handprint from the plane?"
ISBNS that this didn't get a flank stair* from Tem.
"that is a weird amount to demand"
cmblue said the same thing...my guess is that's a round number in whatever currency they use in venezuela
"ISBNS that this didn't get a flank stair* from Tem."
my "LOV-cabulary" is weak these days... what is ISBSN?
"cmblue said the same thing...my guess is that's a round number in whatever currency they use in venezuela"
blue is smrt
"what is ISBNS?"
= I'm shocked but not surprised.
"Guile and changeups will only last so long"
Trevor Hoffman?
"I'm shocked but not surprised."
thanks
"I'm sure that's what Jesus what do."
no one knows WHAT jesus WHAT do
WWJD - what what jesus do
"remind me not to fly into or out of that airport"
Yeah. You gotta be careful flying around the Bermuda Triangle
it's from Family Guy.
I should have known this
for shame jug
"yo hannah storm ha some legs"
Hannah Storm is sneaky. And if she ever gets canned by WWL...Built in porn name.
NYers are observant
Mize was right
some definitions of the triangle could be close to the flight path.
On Thursday, at the clubhouse table where McLouth used to play cards with relievers Sean Burnett and Jesse Chavez, a candle bearing McLouth's uniform No. 13 was lit, along with a photo of him in uniform, the Post-Gazette reported. "We'll miss him," Burnett said.
he didn't die
Scammed lady is now officially waiting for her 5.5 million dollar check to arrive tomorrow.
NS
i wonder if tem lit a candle too
"he didn't die"
He died as a pirate. No way he's gonna go back.
they were talking about that on mike & mike this am jug...that's some funny sheet
"blue said...
probably not, they have too much OF depth...if they ever trade atkins or hawpe, gonzo will come up, but probably not before then."
he got called up, and:
"We're not bringing him in to be a part-time player, I can tell you that. And we'll leave it at that," Tracy said.
That
""We're not bringing him in to be a part-time player, I can tell you that. And we'll leave it at that,""
which means...he won't play at all that ≠ part-time?
who the heck are they gonna sit? Ian Stewart? doubtful...not gonna sit hawpe...not gonna sit fowler...not gonna sit spilborghs...
fuck jim tracy..he's a loser
yahoo thinks spilborghs
Yahoo also thought Votto's career was over
the rockies are a dumb organization...
Hawpe will play fulltime in RF, cargo fulltime between LF and CF, and they'll rotate, spilborghs, seth smith, fowler, and stewart in the other OF spot.
that's ridiculous.
"The one kink in the plan is Gonzalez is a left-handed hitter and the Rockies' roster is already stocked with those in Todd Helton, Brad Hawpe, Ian Stewart and Seth Smith"
oh and the fact that they don't have any room in the OF.
oh and the fact that they don't have any room in the OF.
he could play right center...like in beer league softball
good point deke but hoffman is a closer i think
can he play SS, Tulo is awful
can't not bring up roise perez's tatas when talking about wmcj
i was thinking about how hot she was and how she practically doesn't exist now.
blue stop it, Rosie Perez is the voice of Click the camera on Diego
s, partly NS
I actually get sad when Billy can't throw it down with the 2500 on the line
sidney helps him though, he pumps up his shoes...and even that doesn't do the trick
Billy, Billy, Billy listen, Billy!
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP
I'M IN A ZONE MAN!
I'M IN A FUCKING ZONE!
"High school student who wouldn't stop using cellphone -- tasered..."
yes!
I'm sure this is EL Padrino but I don't care, luckily he didn't sue me when I used his name and pic after that DUI a year or so ago
ISBNS that TO uses LOL
anyone see Josh Johnson's HR to straight away center last night
twas a bomb
It's good to see that EP isn't fake sick today
it's been raining alot lately
i'm home
buffalo wild wings is opening up down the street, suite, nerve* had it before
DIT*
DIT is right
nerve had it either, there is one in downtown brooklon just haven't made it down there yet
EP, did you stop the wetback over the great wall pic mid-photochop during the game last night
EP, have you been to cafe habana
vujacic should get 0 minutes the rest of the series/his life
"EP, did you stop the wetback over the great wall pic mid-photochop during the game last night"
it's completed and ready for deployment
"EP, have you been to cafe habana"
i did actually, it's in the village
i wasnt blown away by the food but it was good, i'd go back
New Lady left after 2 hours today. June 5, 2009. The day she officially goes under the bus.
Drop. That. Dime.
why?
She nerve gives a reason. Just says "I'm leaving", and walks out the door. She's getting ratted out today. I want her gone.
might make a tourist trip to NY later this year, was looking at places to eat and saw that that place makes the mexican style corn that street vendors sell over here. any place that sells that is a place i want to check out, rest of the menu looked decent
She's a millionaire. She doesn't need this job.
En Ess
nice work meiz
why?
u tlaking bout the grilled corn thing with cheese and lime?
that shit is money
another place i was at makes that
i had that and the skirt steak
this place spiff
WHY WHAT?
You're like a child by asking why more than once.
i suggest you try and stop by this street cart, 3 vendors from youtr hood came here cranking out mucho bueno mexican shit
"You're like a child by asking why more than once."
conflicting edits
apologies
"u tlaking bout the grilled corn thing with cheese and lime?"
yea, shocked you like it, considering it has mayo and cheese.
"conflicting edits"
Got it
noted, but easy wif the links, ill axe for more when if the time comes, theyll be wasted now
"i wonder if tem lit a candle too"
no, they replaced him with another player. so it is all good.
only retarded pirates fans get attached to the players.
what about functiong retards or semi-retards?
the oaxohacho cheese (spelled wrong) with the lime makes the mayo insignificant, and that Agave place it seems like the mayo is just there for traditional purposes, not alot
also, the first time i had it, no cklue mayo was in it til my wife tolt me
a good part of my mayo dislike is mental
i need a nap
This place is dead when EP's here
"what about functiong retards or semi-retards?"
they are half and half on caring.
so far Pandora is not impresting me
what about her box though?
Federer is losing in tennis.
i've never opened her box
even the post title has a veiled reference to dong
"i've never opened her box"
oh. i see.
"so far Pandora is not impresting me"
Keep adding music you like.
i need a cast iron pan
you making cornbread?
6 moves a week is handcuffing me
you making cornbread?
He's trying to make authentic I-talian food like OG.
It should only be 3 moves a week.
Tem misremembers.
tem thought adding was 1 move and dropping was 1 move.
so an add/drop was 2. that's why tem chose 6.
tem was wrong.
Tem is from west viginia.
^ on purpose.
I never know what to write in a cover letter.
sasha grey time
I never know what to write in a cover letter.
"Peep game homie, my skillz holding the mic be nice, you"
"I never know what to write in a cover letter."
don't write you are from west virginia.
unless the job is in WV.
then do write you are from WV.
"sasha grey time"
porn star right?
I never know what to write in a cover letter.
"How ya livin' freakie smalls? In mansions and benzes, holding mic's for my friends and it feels stupendous"
porn star right?
yessir
"6 moves a week is handcuffing me"
6 is more than enough. You're getting shellacked. Take it like a man.
cover letter just write why your interested in the job and if you cna make a connection from the job description to your skills that's be ideal
"6 is more than enough. You're getting shellacked. Take it like a man."
no i'm fine with losing but i'm short a man now for the next 3 days
write that you want a job.
write that you have the necessary skills.
write that the company is good and compliment them on something specific.
write that the job will be mutually beneficial to you and the company.
then sign it.
by the by, i don't think many employers even read cover letters that closely.
I still think he should "write" the cover letter in rap lyric style so he can play off the juxtaposition of his holding the mic skills and rocking the mic skillz, you.
"I never know what to write in a cover letter."
examples all over that thing called the interwebz
Yes, but the first thing they tell you is to say that you want the job. Which I think is obvious by the fact you're applying, so I disregard their advice.
freak - I hooked you up, no thanks necessary
tell them you're a minority, that will give you a leg up.
"being a black man in the boom mic holding industry is difficult, you"
"but I stay mad busy, you"
"I want to be an example for young black chitlins everywhere thinking about a career in boom mic holding"
"so I disregard their advice."
shocking
black boom mic holder z
lean back nigga
freak when you hit on a sock and try to start a convo with it, it knows you want its number/to hook up, BUT you still have to axe for it, no matter how obvious it is
Glavine, speaking in depth for the first time since he was released by the Braves on Wednesday, said he was incredulous when told by general manager Frank Wren, "You're not good enough to get guys out."
Hilarity
"You're not good enough to get guys out."
That's harsh.
Cover letter for freak to use
no i'm fine with losing but i'm short
*fized
I bet EP's nerve seen that cover letter
"Esperanza fire arsonist is sentenced to death"
bet he didnt even think of that as a possibility when he went pyro
"sasha grey time"
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i hope courtney lee plays 48 minutes every game for the rest of the series
in before some axes what fap is
whatta think fap in*
now i really need a nap
piece for now
we all know fap
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