Friday, June 05, 2009

The mustard is off the hot dog

Kobe had the angry tiger face on last night. There was no way he was losing that game last night. Is it me or did they stop going to D Ho in the third quarter? I had no clue Pietrus was french. I thought maybe Haitian or Jamaican. If you took a cellphone pic of my asshole and compared it to Pow Gasol's face I think you'd find my asshole more attractive than that hairy Spanish bird.

I accept the Mets name as the Mess for right now. They are BANGED up like something crazy. Don't remember a time in which the mets had injuries this bad. Hopefully they can wade water until at least Delgado comes back. Reyes with a torn muscle is not good. What bothers me the most is it's a new injury, while he was trying to work through a seperate leg injury. Beltran for the first time I can remember was really pissed off about the Pirates sweep so let's see if he'll assume the leadership role here. He's talented enough to carry a team and the Mets need him to do that.

One thing on the Glavine story since I missed most of yesterday with a very very bad chest cold/flu type bug, I feel for the old man but I think when you have a kid in the minors who is throwing like Hanson was throwing and you can add him into the rotation now (after a two year wait) you should do it. Honestly he should have broken camp as a starter but the Braves really took thier time with him. Glavine threw 11 scoreless innings in the minors but that doesn't mean he can get major league hitters out consistently. Guile and changeups will only last so long. Oh the McClouth deal was money. Fucking money trade.

Why is Tony Dungy on a pedestal? I feel like everytime WWL mentions his name I'm supposed to bow or something. I fail to see how any of his comments on players is newsworthy.

Big Unit won game #300. Cementing his Hall of Fame career. I don't have anything else to add except that he's a dick. Personal opinion.

The title is from one of the best movies involving smack talking, basketball and racism.

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Jugdish said...

Giggity!

Beth said...

"Hopefully they can wade water until at least Delgado comes back."

Suite* HDH there EP.

Beth said...

Damn you jug, where are your manors - it's ladies first!!

s

Beth said...

Holy crap, LOV is rubbing off on me, make that "manners".

Geez.

Jugdish said...

Honestly he should have broken camp as a starter but the Braves really took thier time with him.


I think they waited on him to avoid salary arbitration for a year or two. Teams do that don't they?

Jugdish said...

manors is hilarity, and apprently, have neither.

Jugdish said...

I have neither...

Steve said...

Tell Aunt Bee she better have my bean pie ready or i'm gonna kick her ass.

Beth said...

"manors is hilarity"

Yeah, if I keep up with HDH like that I may have to leave LOV for good...

s

Jugdish said...

A dude on our softball team told me his dad calls basketball "African sky soccer". We thought it was pretty funny.

Last night we went here after our game.

Then some of us went here.

Then I went here.

Beth said...

Regarding Hanson, he was getting an AMAZING amount of publicity around here all spring training (and actually before that) so personally I think the Braves didn't want to put that much pressure on him by having him start the season with Atlanta.

Jugdish said...

There is some rule where if the player doesn't start the season on the major league roster, or is not on the roster for a certain amount of time...then the team avoids having to pay salary arbitration for a few years. That normally plays a big role on when players get called up.

Steve said...

I'm sure that's what Jesus what do.

El Padrino said...

"I think they waited on him to avoid salary arbitration for a year or two. Teams do that don't they?"

troof

see Price,David
Longoria, Evan

blue said...

white men can't jump


billy ho

blue said...

just watched that movie again this last weekend

Beth said...

"just watched that movie again this last weekend"

So cmblue was out of town and you watched White Men Can't Jump at home?

Ok, NOW I can see why you guys bitch so much about how your wives hold you back from all that wild and crazy fun you want to have!

(That's both s and wadr.)

blue said...

yep

tem said...

right now.

i've got nothing.

blue said...

i don't bitch about my wife holding me back from doing anything fun.

it's the lack of cash that holds me back.

and i did go play poker and blackjack at the casino that same night...as well as visiting a strip club the night before...so guy's weekend can include some good luck chuck and some whitemen can't jump.

Beth said...

No worries blue, I'm just messing with you.

blue said...

got it

beth hates me

Jugdish said...

No worries blue, I'm just ranking on you.



fixed

Beth said...

"got it
beth hates me"

Oh that's a given, I hate all men.

s

blue said...

i hate being ranked on

Beth said...

Being ranked on is the worse.

Jugdish said...

ranking on someone is bad manors

Beth said...

ISWYDT

blue said...

speaking of rankings...look how rank the magic looked

Jugdish said...

kobe ranked on the magic last night

El Padrino said...

"white men can't jump


billy ho"

winner winner

El Padrino said...

mandatory mini camps giving me wood

blue said...

chicken dinner?

El Padrino said...

yo hannah storm ha some legs

ToddPacker said...

my a/c stopped working last night. i'm home waiting for the a/c guy.. i hope he knows no a/c in florida can kill an old person

blue said...

"i hope he knows no a/c in florida can kill an old person"

one of my buddies in college was from Miami, and he made the claim that if you didn't have AC there, you would die and was 100% serious. So i asked him about all the people who lived there before AC was invented...he was stumped.

Jugdish said...

i hope he knows no a/c in florida can kill an old person



that, or slipping and falling when you go get the mail

Jugdish said...

So i asked him about all the people who lived there before AC was invented...he was stumped.


that was before global warming and Al Gore

AJA...I don't know how people lived here back in the day without AC

blue said...

this is what i work with:

miniskirt lady: "my neice just had twins, they're so cute"

me: "twins huh, identical?"

ml: "yes, a little boy and a little girl, they're just adorable"

me: "how can you have a boy and a girl if they're identical twins"

ml: ::blank stare::

El Padrino said...

no a/c in florida

tp with a little preview of hell

El Padrino said...

you can have identical twins of opposite sex

Jugdish said...

this is what i work with:

miniskirt lady: "my neice just had twins, they're so cute"

me: "twins huh, identical?"

ml: "yes, a little boy and a little girl, they're just adorable"

me: "how can you have a boy and a girl if they're identical twins"

ml: ::blank stare::

me: You're fired.






fixed

Steve said...

nice fix.

blue said...

"you can have identical twins of opposite sex"

please define "identical"

Jugdish said...

Monozygotic twins, frequently referred to as identical twins, occur when a single egg is fertilized to form one zygote (monozygotic) which then divides into two separate embryos. Monozygotic twins are the same sex and their traits and physical appearances are very similar but not exactly the same; although they have nearly identical DNA.


from wiki

ToddPacker said...

"tp with a little preview of hell"

yes...current temp inside the house 82.3 degrees and getting hotter by the minute

blue said...

but it's a dry heat right?

blue said...

esdsss

ToddPacker said...

"but it's a dry heat right?"

funny

El Padrino said...

"although they have nearly identical DNA."

murder, blame twin bro

solid plan

tem said...

hail the bible.

Jugdish said...

ep and the unit

El Padrino said...

is game 2 sat?

tem said...

game 2 of what?

El Padrino said...

holy crap that guy is short

Jugdish said...

The kidnappers demanded $466,000 in ransom, but none was paid, said Wilmer Flores Trossel, head of Venezuela's federal police.



that is a weird amount to demand

Jugdish said...

game 2 is sunday

series should be over in mid-august

tem said...

manors is good work.

TPS is tough for a friday. Just trying to wade water and make it through lunch.

tem said...

"series should be over in mid-august"


lakers in 3, it'll be over near the end of july.

tem said...

debris not from the plane that blew up or whatever is mind bottling.

what the fuck were they finding seat cusions and parts of a wing from?

Jugdish said...

debris not from the plane that blew up or whatever is mind bottling.


i was just reading that...crazy. seat cushions and shit floating out there...but that's not from the plane?

tem said...

yeah i couldn't figure out if they meant that the big cargo thing wasn't from the plane or that none of the shit they have supposedly found is from the plane.

tem said...

"On Wednesday, searchers recovered two debris fields and had identified the wreckage, including an airplane seat and an orange float as coming from Flight 447. Officials now say that none of the debris recovered comes from the missing plane. "


i guess there are just airplane seats floating around out there.

Jugdish said...

remind me not to fly into or out of that airport

Jugdish said...

was that floating volleyball with the bloody handprint from the plane?

tem said...

i think aliens shot that plane down.

tem said...

"was that floating volleyball with the bloody handprint from the plane?"

his name is Voit, dumbass.

Jugdish said...

Jon Voit?

tem said...

it's from Family Guy.

tem said...

i'm going to lunch now.

going to the spahgetti warehouse apparently.

Beth said...

"was that floating volleyball with the bloody handprint from the plane?"

ISBNS that this didn't get a flank stair* from Tem.

blue said...

"that is a weird amount to demand"

cmblue said the same thing...my guess is that's a round number in whatever currency they use in venezuela

ToddPacker said...

"ISBNS that this didn't get a flank stair* from Tem."

my "LOV-cabulary" is weak these days... what is ISBSN?

ToddPacker said...

"cmblue said the same thing...my guess is that's a round number in whatever currency they use in venezuela"

blue is smrt

Beth said...

"what is ISBNS?"

= I'm shocked but not surprised.

Meiz said...

"Guile and changeups will only last so long"

Trevor Hoffman?

ToddPacker said...

"I'm shocked but not surprised."

thanks

spaceman spiff said...

"I'm sure that's what Jesus what do."

no one knows WHAT jesus WHAT do


WWJD - what what jesus do

Keith S said...

"remind me not to fly into or out of that airport"

Yeah. You gotta be careful flying around the Bermuda Triangle

Jugdish said...

it's from Family Guy.




I should have known this

blue said...

for shame jug

Meiz said...

"yo hannah storm ha some legs"


Hannah Storm is sneaky. And if she ever gets canned by WWL...Built in porn name.

Keith S said...

NYers are observant

Keith S said...

Mize was right

JFreak said...

some definitions of the triangle could be close to the flight path.

Jugdish said...

On Thursday, at the clubhouse table where McLouth used to play cards with relievers Sean Burnett and Jesse Chavez, a candle bearing McLouth's uniform No. 13 was lit, along with a photo of him in uniform, the Post-Gazette reported. "We'll miss him," Burnett said.



he didn't die

Meiz said...

Scammed lady is now officially waiting for her 5.5 million dollar check to arrive tomorrow.


NS

Jugdish said...

i wonder if tem lit a candle too

JFreak said...

"he didn't die"

He died as a pirate. No way he's gonna go back.

blue said...

they were talking about that on mike & mike this am jug...that's some funny sheet

spaceman spiff said...

"blue said...

probably not, they have too much OF depth...if they ever trade atkins or hawpe, gonzo will come up, but probably not before then."

he got called up, and:

"We're not bringing him in to be a part-time player, I can tell you that. And we'll leave it at that," Tracy said.

Keith S said...

That

blue said...

""We're not bringing him in to be a part-time player, I can tell you that. And we'll leave it at that,""

which means...he won't play at all that ≠ part-time?

blue said...

who the heck are they gonna sit? Ian Stewart? doubtful...not gonna sit hawpe...not gonna sit fowler...not gonna sit spilborghs...

fuck jim tracy..he's a loser

spaceman spiff said...

yahoo thinks spilborghs

Keith S said...

Yahoo also thought Votto's career was over

blue said...

the rockies are a dumb organization...

Hawpe will play fulltime in RF, cargo fulltime between LF and CF, and they'll rotate, spilborghs, seth smith, fowler, and stewart in the other OF spot.

that's ridiculous.

blue said...

"The one kink in the plan is Gonzalez is a left-handed hitter and the Rockies' roster is already stocked with those in Todd Helton, Brad Hawpe, Ian Stewart and Seth Smith"

oh and the fact that they don't have any room in the OF.

Jugdish said...

oh and the fact that they don't have any room in the OF.


he could play right center...like in beer league softball

El Padrino said...

good point deke but hoffman is a closer i think

El Padrino said...

can he play SS, Tulo is awful

El Padrino said...

can't not bring up roise perez's tatas when talking about wmcj

blue said...

i was thinking about how hot she was and how she practically doesn't exist now.

El Padrino said...

blue stop it, Rosie Perez is the voice of Click the camera on Diego

s, partly NS

El Padrino said...

I actually get sad when Billy can't throw it down with the 2500 on the line

blue said...

sidney helps him though, he pumps up his shoes...and even that doesn't do the trick

El Padrino said...

Billy, Billy, Billy listen, Billy!

WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP

El Padrino said...

I'M IN A ZONE MAN!
I'M IN A FUCKING ZONE!

El Padrino said...

"High school student who wouldn't stop using cellphone -- tasered..."

yes!

El Padrino said...

I'm sure this is EL Padrino but I don't care, luckily he didn't sue me when I used his name and pic after that DUI a year or so ago

El Padrino said...

ISBNS that TO uses LOL

El Padrino said...

anyone see Josh Johnson's HR to straight away center last night

twas a bomb

Keith S said...

It's good to see that EP isn't fake sick today

El Padrino said...

it's been raining alot lately

El Padrino said...

i'm home

spaceman spiff said...

buffalo wild wings is opening up down the street, suite, nerve* had it before

DIT*

Keith S said...

DIT is right

El Padrino said...

nerve had it either, there is one in downtown brooklon just haven't made it down there yet

spaceman spiff said...

EP, did you stop the wetback over the great wall pic mid-photochop during the game last night

spaceman spiff said...

EP, have you been to cafe habana

spaceman spiff said...

vujacic should get 0 minutes the rest of the series/his life

El Padrino said...

"EP, did you stop the wetback over the great wall pic mid-photochop during the game last night"

it's completed and ready for deployment

El Padrino said...

"EP, have you been to cafe habana"

i did actually, it's in the village
i wasnt blown away by the food but it was good, i'd go back

Meiz said...

New Lady left after 2 hours today. June 5, 2009. The day she officially goes under the bus.

Drop. That. Dime.

El Padrino said...

why?

Meiz said...

She nerve gives a reason. Just says "I'm leaving", and walks out the door. She's getting ratted out today. I want her gone.

spaceman spiff said...

might make a tourist trip to NY later this year, was looking at places to eat and saw that that place makes the mexican style corn that street vendors sell over here. any place that sells that is a place i want to check out, rest of the menu looked decent

Meiz said...

She's a millionaire. She doesn't need this job.


En Ess

spaceman spiff said...

nice work meiz

El Padrino said...

why?

El Padrino said...

u tlaking bout the grilled corn thing with cheese and lime?

that shit is money

another place i was at makes that

i had that and the skirt steak

El Padrino said...

this place spiff

Meiz said...

WHY WHAT?

You're like a child by asking why more than once.

El Padrino said...

i suggest you try and stop by this street cart, 3 vendors from youtr hood came here cranking out mucho bueno mexican shit

El Padrino said...

"You're like a child by asking why more than once."

conflicting edits

apologies

spaceman spiff said...

"u tlaking bout the grilled corn thing with cheese and lime?"

yea, shocked you like it, considering it has mayo and cheese.

Meiz said...

"conflicting edits"


Got it

spaceman spiff said...

noted, but easy wif the links, ill axe for more when if the time comes, theyll be wasted now

tem said...

"i wonder if tem lit a candle too"

no, they replaced him with another player. so it is all good.

only retarded pirates fans get attached to the players.

blue said...

what about functiong retards or semi-retards?

El Padrino said...

the oaxohacho cheese (spelled wrong) with the lime makes the mayo insignificant, and that Agave place it seems like the mayo is just there for traditional purposes, not alot

also, the first time i had it, no cklue mayo was in it til my wife tolt me

a good part of my mayo dislike is mental

El Padrino said...

i need a nap

Meiz said...

This place is dead when EP's here

tem said...

"what about functiong retards or semi-retards?"

they are half and half on caring.

blue said...

so far Pandora is not impresting me

tem said...

what about her box though?

tem said...

Federer is losing in tennis.

blue said...

i've never opened her box

isiah thompson said...

even the post title has a veiled reference to dong

tem said...

"i've never opened her box"

oh. i see.

Meiz said...

"so far Pandora is not impresting me"


Keep adding music you like.

El Padrino said...

i need a cast iron pan

blue said...

you making cornbread?

El Padrino said...

6 moves a week is handcuffing me

isiah thompson said...

you making cornbread?

He's trying to make authentic I-talian food like OG.

JFreak said...

It should only be 3 moves a week.

Tem misremembers.

tem said...

tem thought adding was 1 move and dropping was 1 move.

so an add/drop was 2. that's why tem chose 6.


tem was wrong.

JFreak said...

Tem is from west viginia.

JFreak said...

^ on purpose.

JFreak said...

I never know what to write in a cover letter.

El Padrino said...

sasha grey time

isiah thompson said...

I never know what to write in a cover letter.


"Peep game homie, my skillz holding the mic be nice, you"

tem said...

"I never know what to write in a cover letter."

don't write you are from west virginia.

tem said...

unless the job is in WV.

then do write you are from WV.

tem said...

"sasha grey time"

porn star right?

isiah thompson said...

I never know what to write in a cover letter.


"How ya livin' freakie smalls? In mansions and benzes, holding mic's for my friends and it feels stupendous"

isiah thompson said...

porn star right?

yessir

Meiz said...

"6 moves a week is handcuffing me"


6 is more than enough. You're getting shellacked. Take it like a man.

El Padrino said...

cover letter just write why your interested in the job and if you cna make a connection from the job description to your skills that's be ideal

El Padrino said...

"6 is more than enough. You're getting shellacked. Take it like a man."

no i'm fine with losing but i'm short a man now for the next 3 days

tem said...

write that you want a job.

write that you have the necessary skills.

write that the company is good and compliment them on something specific.

write that the job will be mutually beneficial to you and the company.

then sign it.


by the by, i don't think many employers even read cover letters that closely.

isiah thompson said...

I still think he should "write" the cover letter in rap lyric style so he can play off the juxtaposition of his holding the mic skills and rocking the mic skillz, you.

spaceman spiff said...

"I never know what to write in a cover letter."

examples all over that thing called the interwebz

JFreak said...

Yes, but the first thing they tell you is to say that you want the job. Which I think is obvious by the fact you're applying, so I disregard their advice.

isiah thompson said...

freak - I hooked you up, no thanks necessary

isiah thompson said...

tell them you're a minority, that will give you a leg up.

isiah thompson said...

"being a black man in the boom mic holding industry is difficult, you"

isiah thompson said...

"but I stay mad busy, you"

isiah thompson said...

"I want to be an example for young black chitlins everywhere thinking about a career in boom mic holding"

spaceman spiff said...

"so I disregard their advice."

shocking

isiah thompson said...

black boom mic holder z

lean back nigga

spaceman spiff said...

freak when you hit on a sock and try to start a convo with it, it knows you want its number/to hook up, BUT you still have to axe for it, no matter how obvious it is

Keith S said...

Glavine, speaking in depth for the first time since he was released by the Braves on Wednesday, said he was incredulous when told by general manager Frank Wren, "You're not good enough to get guys out."



Hilarity

JFreak said...

"You're not good enough to get guys out."

That's harsh.

Keith S said...

Cover letter for freak to use

Keith S said...

no i'm fine with losing but i'm short


*fized

Keith S said...

I bet EP's nerve seen that cover letter

spaceman spiff said...

"Esperanza fire arsonist is sentenced to death"

bet he didnt even think of that as a possibility when he went pyro

Meiz said...

"sasha grey time"

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spaceman spiff said...

i hope courtney lee plays 48 minutes every game for the rest of the series

spaceman spiff said...

in before some axes what fap is

Keith S said...

whatta think fap in*

El Padrino said...

now i really need a nap

El Padrino said...

piece for now

tem said...

we all know fap

spaceman spiff said...

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