Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

I saw The Hangover. It was great, my only problem with it, and it's been mentioned here in the comments, is that it's not very quotable. Other than that, it's got rock solid, buy the uncut version on DVD the day it comes out status. Whoever said it was just "meh" needs a brainiotomy.

Zeke and EP, here are your peeps, trying to rap. Good Lord, make it stop! It stings the nostrils. The ending is gold though, Huckabee tells them he's had Russel Simmons on and they're better than him. Because, Russel Simmons, you know, he's a great rapper.

Jefferson to the Spurs. I like how the Bucks just don't care anymore. The Bucks front office is like, "We give up. No matter what we do, we just can't put together a competitive squad so we're just going to shut it down." Can a you at least make it LOOK like you're trying? Just a little? Can you do that for a brotha?

According to Chad Ford, everyone and their mother wants the Wiz's fifth pick. The Wiz are asking the usual though, take some of their bad contracts and give them players that can contribute. It'll be interesting to see if it happens. I've also heard rumors that they're interested in Larry Hughes or Jared Jeffries. What? Why?

::UPDATE:: Apparently, they're going to trade the #5 pick, Oleksiy Pecherov, Etan Thomas and Darius Songaila to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Randy Foye and Mike Miller. Minny now has the #5, 6, 18 and 28 picks, and there's rumors that they might trade up to the #2 spot by sending the #5 and 18 picks to Memphis. Even if they don't get the second pick, this is huge for the Wolves. Already the post-McHale Era is a raging success. They get two lottery picks, and some bigs to help out. That was their big weakness last year; big man depth. Losing Foye and Miller will hurt, those two were pretty much the only guys that could knock down shots or create their own offense, but they can replace them with the picks they have stockpiled. Yes, Thomas and Songaila have bad contracts, but I think they will be good bench players and will be able to contribute during the transition. And Thomas' contract expires next year, they could move him at the deadline and fill a need. They really need to spend today and the rest of tomorrow figuring out what to do in the draft. I cannot stress that enough, this draft is going to be big for them. Either they're going follow the Blazers and make smart choices, or they're going to screw it up and be back in the lottery for the next couple of years. From the WIzards standpoint, this is a great trade for them as well. They get two guys that can contribute right away, one is a veteran that can hit the outside shot, the other is a young athletic type. If everyone is healthy and Arenas can play a majority of the season, watch out. They could be the Dan Tony Suns East, which is something I think they've been trying to model themselves after for a long time. This is a team that is a couple of years removed from a #4/5 seed before they were devastated by injuries. I really like the move for Foye, he gives them insurance in case Arenas or Tough Juice goes down for any part of the season, but I think it's going to be a challenge to work him into the lineup when everyone is healthy; that's a lot of touches. Great trade on both ends, I think this is a rare case where both sides win.

As TP reported yesterday, Ryno and Sammy are no longer getting an apartment together. In other, better news, we are just about a month away from the fifth anniversary of the Kerry Kittles trade. The Clippers traded two second round picks to the Nets and the "Kerry Kittles Era" officially began in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, that era would only last 11 games. His contract was reportedly for $9.5 million. That's $8636,636 per game. Money well spent if you ask me.

Three Cowboys Offensive Linemen = Free Reign, a metal band. What. The. Fucks.

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