Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

I saw The Hangover. It was great, my only problem with it, and it's been mentioned here in the comments, is that it's not very quotable. Other than that, it's got rock solid, buy the uncut version on DVD the day it comes out status. Whoever said it was just "meh" needs a brainiotomy.

Zeke and EP, here are your peeps, trying to rap. Good Lord, make it stop! It stings the nostrils. The ending is gold though, Huckabee tells them he's had Russel Simmons on and they're better than him. Because, Russel Simmons, you know, he's a great rapper.

Jefferson to the Spurs. I like how the Bucks just don't care anymore. The Bucks front office is like, "We give up. No matter what we do, we just can't put together a competitive squad so we're just going to shut it down." Can a you at least make it LOOK like you're trying? Just a little? Can you do that for a brotha?

According to Chad Ford, everyone and their mother wants the Wiz's fifth pick. The Wiz are asking the usual though, take some of their bad contracts and give them players that can contribute. It'll be interesting to see if it happens. I've also heard rumors that they're interested in Larry Hughes or Jared Jeffries. What? Why?

::UPDATE:: Apparently, they're going to trade the #5 pick, Oleksiy Pecherov, Etan Thomas and Darius Songaila to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Randy Foye and Mike Miller. Minny now has the #5, 6, 18 and 28 picks, and there's rumors that they might trade up to the #2 spot by sending the #5 and 18 picks to Memphis. Even if they don't get the second pick, this is huge for the Wolves. Already the post-McHale Era is a raging success. They get two lottery picks, and some bigs to help out. That was their big weakness last year; big man depth. Losing Foye and Miller will hurt, those two were pretty much the only guys that could knock down shots or create their own offense, but they can replace them with the picks they have stockpiled. Yes, Thomas and Songaila have bad contracts, but I think they will be good bench players and will be able to contribute during the transition. And Thomas' contract expires next year, they could move him at the deadline and fill a need. They really need to spend today and the rest of tomorrow figuring out what to do in the draft. I cannot stress that enough, this draft is going to be big for them. Either they're going follow the Blazers and make smart choices, or they're going to screw it up and be back in the lottery for the next couple of years. From the WIzards standpoint, this is a great trade for them as well. They get two guys that can contribute right away, one is a veteran that can hit the outside shot, the other is a young athletic type. If everyone is healthy and Arenas can play a majority of the season, watch out. They could be the Dan Tony Suns East, which is something I think they've been trying to model themselves after for a long time. This is a team that is a couple of years removed from a #4/5 seed before they were devastated by injuries. I really like the move for Foye, he gives them insurance in case Arenas or Tough Juice goes down for any part of the season, but I think it's going to be a challenge to work him into the lineup when everyone is healthy; that's a lot of touches. Great trade on both ends, I think this is a rare case where both sides win.

As TP reported yesterday, Ryno and Sammy are no longer getting an apartment together. In other, better news, we are just about a month away from the fifth anniversary of the Kerry Kittles trade. The Clippers traded two second round picks to the Nets and the "Kerry Kittles Era" officially began in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, that era would only last 11 games. His contract was reportedly for $9.5 million. That's $8636,636 per game. Money well spent if you ask me.

Three Cowboys Offensive Linemen = Free Reign, a metal band. What. The. Fucks.

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tem said...

tem didn't hate the hangover, he just thought it was OK.

tem hated saw.

huge difference between hate and just ok.

tem said...

i did not yell at the ump yesterday. he was actually really good.

especially during the inning where the other team said they got 9 runs, but they only got 5. he actually looked at his shit and counted batters, dropped off the outs and stranded runner to prove they only got 5.

their scorekeeper was a ratard.

Steve said...

"i did not yell at the ump yesterday. he was actually really good."

you should have done it anyways, just to keep him honest.

H said...

It's raining again. Places like Seattle must have high suicide rates, cuz this constant rain is depressing as fuck.

Steve said...

"consertative rap"

i couldn't figure out if those guys where taking themselves seriously or making a joke.

of course, that's kinda how I feel about all consertatives.

Jugdish said...

of course, that's kinda how I feel about myself.




fixed

El Padrino said...

rains everyday here
everyday

El Padrino said...

nice post T

trade analysis is spot on, wolves must love this draft though...

ToddPacker said...

tem had the same number of hits last night as the mess

Beth said...

That's a lot of basketball trade talk for someone who is quitting.

Beth said...

And some hilarity from LOVad about Keith's 14 pill a day doctor prescribed habit that made me lol:

Keith: "I can't wait to see what it'll be at when I'm old."

Spiff: "dont worry, it seems youll never reach old"

Jugdish said...

keef...here is your pic.

your name is "Cuntry Bumpkin"

Jugdish said...

14 pills a day?? jeebus

El Padrino said...

14 pills is alot

Jugdish said...

14 pills a day and a low grade beaver tranquilizer

El Padrino said...

tp shed some light on this

Jugdish said...

tp doesn't take pills anymore...he is on a straight IV drip

Beth said...

There are 90 year olds in failing health who take less pills than that.

Jugdish said...

warm donuts are the better

ToddPacker said...

"tp shed some light on this"

zero pills per day for me

Jugdish said...

told you

El Padrino said...

keef when's the hip replacement surgery?

ToddPacker said...

"told you"

no iv drip either

tem said...

14 pills a day is mind bottling.

tem said...

i am surprised that they don't just react with each other and tear up his insides.

Beth said...

"zero pills per day for me"

Not even Flintstones vitamins?

Beth said...

"i am surprised that they don't just react with each other and tear up his insides"

You're only surprised because you're not a scientist.

ToddPacker said...

i see iam hit up some lovad last night... how long has he been out of the lov loop?

Steve said...

"14 pills a day is mind bottling."


no kidding, i think i'd get a second opinion.

ToddPacker said...

""zero pills per day for me"

Not even Flintstones vitamins?"


no flintstones... i OD'd on them when i was 5ish

ns

El Padrino said...

i disagree on the hangover not being quotable, i could list 10 off the top of my head

example,

It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one!

El Padrino said...

"Steve Jobs liver transplant confirmed"

keef take notes, your gonna need one

Beth said...

"no flintstones... i OD'd on them when i was 5ish"

Wow, a suicide attempt at 5, that's harsh.

s

Steve said...

"keef take notes, your gonna need one"

my money is on meiz for that one.


Keith will need a lifetime supply of Viagra, Prunes and Polident

Jugdish said...

and he will drink a lot of ensure

blue said...

pills?

blue said...

time for keith to take a pill

blue said...

time to take another pill

Jugdish said...

pills are goood! pills are goooood!!!

tem said...

"you're only surprised because you're not a scientist."

you must have missed when it was revealed that i am in fact a scientist.

i was holding-outering.

tem said...

"how long has he been out of the lov loop?"

months.

tem said...

he knows kod got married and has grandkids, after that i don't think he's stopped by.

blue said...

boom. roasted

tem said...

"i disagree on the hangover not being quotable, i could list 10 off the top of my head

example,

It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one!"


i can quote tons of quotes from it, but they aren't that funny outside of the movie.

tem said...

"no flintstones... i OD'd on them when i was 5ish

ns"


stop it, when you were 5 the flintstones were 14yrs away from even being on TV, let alone being available in vitamin form.

blue said...

TP drinks metamucil to get him going in the morning

tem said...

how come girls who wear pants to the office rarely wear belts, even if their pants have belt loops?

Jugdish said...

those loops are just decorations

blue said...

the same reason you wear shoes but don't have any laces

or use a comb but don't have any hair

tem said...

my shoes do in fact have laces and i do not use a comb.

El Padrino said...

we are going to war with the koreans

blue said...

pick a side spiffg

El Padrino said...

war

Beth said...

"the same reason you wear shoes but don't have any laces
or use a comb but don't have any hair"

If you really wanted a zinger you could've said the same reason tem and meiz have penises but dont have sex...

tem said...

"we are going to war with the koreans"

we've been at war with them for like 60 years.

blue said...

how the hell did mccain get a ship named after him already?

Jugdish said...

that's how he rolls...

Steve said...

"how the hell did mccain get a ship named after him already?"


it's named after his father.

Steve said...

"If you really wanted a zinger you could've said the same reason tem and meiz have penises but dont have sex..."


ouch

tem said...

"If you really wanted a zinger you could've said the same reason tem and meiz have penises but dont have sex..."

beth 1
tem 0

H said...

Tem, just hire a hooker and get it out of the way

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to figure out why we are allowing n korea to get missiles moved within shooting range of our country

tem said...

"i'm trying to figure out why we are allowing n korea to get missiles moved within shooting range of our country"

so they will shoot them and then we can blow them up and then beat the fuck out of n. korea.

same reason we let pearl harbor happen.

tem said...

we don't want to be/appear as the aggressor.

El Padrino said...

stop it tem, if bush were in office those missiles, that boat would never make it to wherever the fuck it's going

he would have already went to the
UN and explained that they are in viloation of sanctions and that we have the 6th fleet over there and are sending bombers to flyover the capital

we are army strong

El Padrino said...

we are pussies now

Steve said...

then why didn't he do when he was in office EP? He had 8 years. N Korea got the nukes while he was in office, tested a nuke while he was in office, tested several long range misseles while he was in office. And they've been making verbal threats like the one you linked for years and years.

blue said...

dude just quit

fark

Steve said...

the reason he didn't do is the same reason obama isn't gonig to do.

War with N Korea = war with China.


and NOBODY wants that.

Jugdish said...

if bush were in office those missiles, that boat would never make it to wherever the fuck it's going



steve will be SAS, but I don't really agree with that.

A. I don't see Bush lauching a pre-emptive attack on North Korea at this point, especially when we have the technology to shoot those out of the sky

B. I don't think NK has a delivery system to get a missle to the contintental US, so their threats about wiping us off the map are BS.

C. The UN are a bunch of pussies outside the US. They never take any action and criticize us when we do. If there is ever a UN effort, the US supplies at least 90% of that.

tem said...

"stop it tem, if bush were in office those missiles, that boat would never make it to wherever the fuck it's going"


yeah he'd do that right after he let some planes crash into our buildings....

Steve said...

"yeah he'd do that right after he let some planes crash into our buildings...."


on=h, noooo he didnt!

::snaps fingers::

Steve said...

hey, that's a whole new kinda hdh.

Steve said...

i'm raising my game.

tem said...

"War with N Korea = war with China.


and NOBODY wants that."


war with china means that our debt might go away....china owns most of our debt. i bet if we were at war with them we wouldn't be paying them back.

Steve said...

i'm stepping it up a notch.

Jugdish said...

on=h, noooo he didnt!



phag

Steve said...

"bet if we were at war with them we wouldn't be paying them back"

as long as we "won". if we didn't, well hell, i've always like
chinese food. and the women are sexy as hell.

those concentration camps would be bitch though.

blue said...

china will not go to war with us...we have Yao Ming

El Padrino said...

"yeah he'd do that right after he let some planes crash into our buildings...."

still failing to see the funny in these type of comments

El Padrino said...

"A. I don't see Bush lauching a pre-emptive attack on North Korea at this point, especially when we have the technology to shoot those out of the sky"

agreed, but intercepting a boat is not considered a pre-emptive attack

Steve said...

"steve will be SAS"

i'm sure this is EP

but what's SAS?

Jugdish said...

agreed, but intercepting a boat is not considered a pre-emptive attack


depends on who you are talking to...North Korea would consider it that way and are saying they would consider it an act of war. While we know we can wipe them off the map...we need to do what we can to avoid war.

Hopefully Jong Il will die soon, along with Perez Hilton

Jugdish said...

Shocked and Surpried...a little variation on ISBNS

El Padrino said...

"Hopefully Jong Il will die soon,"

isn't his son already the heir and said to be crazier than his old man?

blue said...

korea is just pissed they didn't get the olympics

blue said...

'isn't his son already the heir and said to be crazier than his old man?'

spiffg is crazy, but not that crazy

Jugdish said...

isn't his son already the heir and said to be crazier than his old man?


I had heard that his douche kid had no interest in taking over, and his other two kids are pussies

tem said...

"still failing to see the funny in these type of comments"

wasn't meant to be funny.

is an example of how Bush waited for something bad to happen before he attacked.

just like obama do with N. Korea. just like bush would do with N. Korea.

tem said...

"agreed, but intercepting a boat is not considered a pre-emptive attack"

N. Korea has pretty much said it is.

tem said...

i heard rachel nicols is tatted up like Kenyon Martin.

Steve said...

"N. Korea has pretty much said it is."

plus, last i read the boat is in chinese waters. i think it's supposed to leave today.

blue said...

too bad EP doesn't work for Citi

Jugdish said...

too bad ep is not a teacher

Jugdish said...

ep moves down to number 7 on the list

blue said...

lucky number 7

blue said...

gammons has won the same lifetime achievement award.....twice

Jugdish said...

Gammons thinks keef spends way too much time on the interwebs

tem said...

gammons thinks keith takes too many pills

Jugdish said...

Gammons was fathered by bill brasky

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i disagree on the hangover not being quotable, i could list 10 off the top of my head

example,

It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one!"

every movie is 'quotable' if you remember every line, but the only time youll use that one is when you are out with your man purse.

EP has a man purse, got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i heard rachel nicols is tatted up like Kenyon Martin."

you heard that here, yesterday

tem said...

so?

Meiz said...

Metal sucks.

Jugdish said...

ep wants to work for the North Korean Spy Agency

blue said...

Indiana Jones has a whip too..

Jugdish said...

cool wHip

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww motherfuckers

El Padrino said...

cuntry sucks

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"His contract was reportedly for $9.5 million. That's $8636,636 per game."


That doesn't sound right.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"keef when's the hip replacement surgery?"

Bones are fine. It's the organs that are fuct

El Padrino said...

here we go again, frank asking to lax mortgage rules on condos

Meiz said...

"cool wHip"

hWhip

El Padrino said...

cool pic of the volcano jug

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

ISBNS that EP has a man purse

El Padrino said...

i dont have a man purse fool

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Sorry, "satchel"

El Padrino said...

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

’Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’

’One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’

’A nickel,’ the barman replied.

’A nickel?’ exclaimed the man.

‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

The bartender replied: ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?’

The bartender replied: ‘The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.’

El Padrino said...

weazy shot his hs coach

El Padrino said...

wow mr. blonde is broke as a joke

El Padrino said...

poo-holes was drafted 402nd overall

unreal

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

No way Weezy played hike school fooyball*

El Padrino said...

Waterboy

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

IN YOU FACE, RATARD

El Padrino said...

sg up, harassing griffin already

Meiz said...

New guy is frustrating me this week. No common sense.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"...If I am with the Clippers, it's going to be all about the future. No disrespect to anybody, but I could care less what happened 20 years ago, 15 years ago."
-- Blake Griffin

Pet peeve. colov

Meiz said...

Dude cannot handle the phone @ a customer at the same time.

Meiz said...

Stop trying to be everybody's fucking friend, new guy. We're getting slaughtered because of you.

El Padrino said...

wow, clippers are woeful

El Padrino said...

fucking new guy

Meiz said...

Okay. I'm over it. We had to talk it out.

tem said...

"cuntry sucks"

you would hate cunt things.

bet you love dongtry

El Padrino said...

Good things.

El Padrino said...

that citi link has to be a scam or just not true, it's impossible for them to do this

El Padrino said...

buffet is the best

tem said...

"Twenty days before the Bicentennial, on June 14, Buffalo owner Paul Snyder announced he was selling the Braves to a group that planned on moving them to Hollywood, Fla."

Hollywood is in Florida? I did not know this.

El Padrino said...

TPS is not friendly today

El Padrino said...

there is a hollywood in florida but is not THE hollywood

tem said...

fucking el tardo:

"How many times have we seen a horror movie or a Western in which someone desecrated sacred Indian territory in some way? Does it ever turn out well for them? Ever? Hell, even the Amityville Horror house was built over a sacred burial ground. That's why I believe in this curse over the other media-manufactured ones: In this case, we have ample evidence that, no, it's not a great idea to mess with Native Americans from a karmic standpoint. And Paul Snyder did."


yes it real because in movies it is bad to mess with sacred burial grounds. proof positive.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

SG was a tough read

tem said...

"there is a hollywood in florida but is not THE hollywood"

i gathered and did not know that.

i learnt.

tem said...

wall ditty wally

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"i gathered and did not know that."

Stop it

blue said...

"that citi link has to be a scam or just not true, it's impossible for them to do this"

why is it impossible?

we do that at my company all the time...usually the other way, moving more of the compensation to bonus and less guaranteed but keeping total comp the same.

tem said...

i did not know there was a Hollywood, FL.

is this common knowledge?

Jugdish said...

i didn't know either...now I do

Beth said...

"i did not know there was a Hollywood, FL.

is this common knowledge?"

It is in Georgia, but probably not so much in Ohio.

ToddPacker said...

re: hollywood, fla

miami area... between miami and fort lauderdale

Jugdish said...

do they have a big ass hollywood sign there?

ToddPacker said...

Hollywood per bible

oddibe mcdowell is listed as a notable resident... funny

El Padrino said...

"Andrew Marchand is reporting the Knicks are in the midst of trying to land the 28th pick in this year’s draft from the Wolves."

El Padrino said...

gerald henderson, is he a real dukie?

El Padrino said...

deal done, 3MM cash for the 28th pick

hope they dont package it for Rubio

El Padrino said...

i'm petrified of rubio

blue said...

28th pick for 3MM is a lot of green

El Padrino said...

define VICTIM

blue said...

especially when you consider you have a gt'd contract on the books for the next 2 years now too.

so the twolves get 3mm and don't have to pay another 2-3MM in payroll the next 2 years.

that's a sweet deal for them.

El Padrino said...

whose to say they wont spend that 3MM on a veteran

Steve said...

"i'm petrified of rubio"


is he a pilot?

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Kate Gosselin: 'It feels like I failed'




You did

El Padrino said...

good point keef

El Padrino said...

zeke is eating a fresh breakfast buffet right now, i'm jealous

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"zeke is eating a fresh breakfast buffet right now, i'm jealous"

yes, but only because he's with fmz. If he was with the boys it would be "zeke is sleeping right now, i'm jealous"

Steve said...

"define VICTIM"

high school boys banging older teachers = no victim.

but this kid was 12. that's not old enough to make your own decisions.

El Padrino said...

"but this kid was 12. that's not old enough to make your own decisions."

you wouldnt want a horny 35 year old sneaking in your bed and rocking your shit at 12?

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

EP
How does isuzudude's as. taste?

Steve said...

"you wouldnt want a horny 35 year old sneaking in your bed and rocking your shit at 12?"

You’re thinking like a 30 year old.

At 12, I would have thought 35 was old as hell, and not been interested

She was probably the same age as his mom.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

ha, steve just called EP 30. Stings

Jugdish said...

At 12, I would have thought 35 was old as hell, and not been interested


just because he is the same height as a 12 year old doesn't mean he thinks like one

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

1 pt for jug

El Padrino said...

isuzudude is on fiiiyyaaa

El Padrino said...

a 12 year old taller than me would be a freak

El Padrino said...

oscars gonna to consider/ allow 10 pic for best pic award

Jugdish said...

oscars gonna to consider/ allow 10 pic for best pic award

that was Steve-esque

El Padrino said...

rates remain unchanged

El Padrino said...

i dont feel like doing anything, not even blogging

El Padrino said...

i should go get a massage

El Padrino said...

my editor is acting silly

El Padrino said...

i'm bored

El Padrino said...

putting off calling amex, they annoy me

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs blogs going from 'injuries can ge good' to 'do something omar' is funny

El Padrino said...

i'm going to infuse these blackberries into my afternoon tea

you have to come up with creative ways to satisfy your RDA of fruits and vegetables

Spaceman Spiff said...

*within a week

El Padrino said...

"EPs blogs going from 'injuries can ge good' to 'do something omar' is funny"

then beltran went down, and sheff can only play once every 3 or 4 days

and your face is funny

El Padrino said...

oh and Maine

El Padrino said...

lemon cleans kitchen counters better than windex or whatever you use

Meiz said...

"a 12 year old taller than me would be a freak"

I was 5'10"-5'11" in 7th grade

Spaceman Spiff said...

when did lemon become a disinfectant

Jugdish said...

"a 12 year old taller than me would be a meiz"


fixed

El Padrino said...

"I was 5'10"-5'11" in 7th grade"

i might be 5'10, fatass

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

You use Windex to clean windows, not counters

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I was 5'10"-5'11" in 7th grade"

you wer a freak, EPs point stands. I will now hand the evidence to judge as.

how does the judge rule?

Jugdish said...

he cleans with lemon and shaves with butter

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

EP uses stilts to be able to reach & clean the kitchen counters

blue said...

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