Friday, June 26, 2009

alot of shit happened yesterday

So, Mike Jackson died. The King of Pop. I bought all the newspapers the store had this morning, the arab man was pissed but they never turn down money. I'm selling them on Ebay because my kid is hungry. Don't judge.

When are people going to learn that abusing prescription drugs are bad? And this dude had a comeback planned? I was under the impression he was sickly and you know just was going to die at some point. But this guy was rehearsing and shit for like a 50 show tour in UK. Wow. Not sure where you stand on grown men playing with little boy's booty holes, me personally I'm against it, but the dude made some fucking music. Y'naw mean. I boycotted his shit when the trial was going on but now that he's dead I guess I can fire it backl up. At least that makes sense in my mind. Because let's face it, all rock stars are bad people.

Revolutuionized pop. I can't disagree. LOM will run Mike videos all next week in honor of the fallen child rapist. RIP Mike. You were a weird dude.

Onto the NBA draft, just some notes and observations.

Dickie V had like a 1 minute spot after the 16th pick and chose to talk the entire time about the type of player Tyler Hansbrough is. That is just unreal. I turned it off after the first round, don't recall seeing him again after that. And Thank God, maybe ESPN is realizing this guy makes a mockery of the NBA with shit like that.

Cavaliers could have drafted a player that could help them next year, not sure why they went with "The Air Up There". Was his agent Kevin Bacon? Awful pick. Buddinger would have fit in nice.

What's to say about the Knicks pick. The knock on the kid was that he loses focus at times. If you can't get motivated to play in NYC at the mecca night in night out then you belong in a toll booth collecting fares from motorists somewhere. He had three different coaches and averaged a double double last year. I don't mind the pick (translation : I hate it). And it foreshadows a David Lee deal which upsets me. But hey the Bucks picked Jennings.

Another thing that upsets me is Ric Bucher's spray tan. And Stu Scott's glasses are crooked, and don't do that eye any good.

Ricky Rubio to Minnesota is funny because Spain is just like Minnesota. Except the exact opposite. And it's obvious they don't feel like he'll be NBA ready first year out otherwise why draft Flynn who IS ready to take on some NBA minutes. Are there any Tapas bars in Minny Kod?

Simmons best work, in my opinion are his diaries, obviosuly the yearly NBA draft one does not disappoint.

James Harden with the bowtie. One word. Gangsta.

Why didn't Washington trade the 5 pick to Pheonix for Stout? Just throwing that out there.

Curry dropped to the Warriors which perplexes/perturbs me for two reasons. One, I secretely wanted him on the Knicks so I was a bit crushed and two, Monta Ellis is essentially the same player.

Like the Nets pick, and any player out of Louisville. They had some squad.

Did Larry Brown pick a dukie?

Best thing NYC did last night was the "overated" chant as soon as Stern said "brough". That stung for sure.

Fuck this every other pick stunk, these players stink. Fucking Mike Jackson died and took Farah Fawcett's moment with him.

This draft was weaksauce. WEAKSAUCE.

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Beth said...

"Fucking Mike Jackson died and took Farah Fawcett's moment with him."

Truer words...

Beth said...

H, I saw your comment last night (pre MJ dying I think) asking about a bet on Braves-Sox. That works for me - will give me even more reason to root for the Braves at Sat's game.

The usual LOV name/pic change? With both of us not being the biggest posters on here I'd suggest 3 days, what do you think?

El Padrino said...

man mike jackson died, i'm young, this is the biggest celeb deaf of my life yo

Beth said...

VERY enjoyable Steve-Keith slapper last night. This judge at least gives the decision to Steve (and that's not even in the Special Olympics division).

El Padrino said...

debbie rowe

weirder surrogate mother for Mike's kids?, is she a genius maybe? couldn't he find a more attractive woman?

strange dude

El Padrino said...

keef got slapped around two nights in a row now

Beth said...

Who slapped him around 2 nights ago? I don't remember that one, although I'm sure I read it.

El Padrino said...

kod and him got into it, then steve jumped in and crushed keef so steve with back to back beatings

impressive for a tard no doubt

El Padrino said...

why does ep come up in every ZE slapper

i dont overcompensate for anything steven, i'm average height, i'm not short just like you dont have downs for real

El Padrino said...

jury still out on the downs though, jic

Beth said...

That's ok, jury's still out on the shortness.

Steve said...

They had thriller on the radio this morning. It was awesome.


If i remember right, they reported something like a 35 inch verticle for hansbrough. He's more athletic than people think. He might surprise.

El Padrino said...

"That's ok, jury's still out on the shortness."

pictures, easy to disprove

Steve said...

"why does ep come up in every ZE slapper"

cause it irritates keith to be compared to you and i enjoy irritating keith.

El Padrino said...

oh, then that's fine

El Padrino said...

saw thriller last night too
it is indeed awesome

Beth said...

Was it just me or did anyone else when they heard that MJ had died immediately thought of the hilarious Triumph the insult comic dog's piece on Conan where Triumph interviewed the MJ trial supporters?

If you've never seen it you definitely need to watch it when you can.

El Padrino said...

just you, weirdo

Beth said...

Just watch the clip EP, you'll love it.

El Padrino said...

no i seen it before but didnt think of it, it's hilarious no doubt

Jugdish said...

VERY enjoyable Steve-Keith slapper last night. This judge at least gives the decision to Steve (and that's not even in the Special Olympics division).

gotta go back and read now

El Padrino said...

damn photog made some cash on this

El Padrino said...

embedding disabled is gay

tem said...

"If i remember right, they reported something like a 35 inch verticle for hansbrough. He's more athletic than people think. He might surprise."

ratard for the bucks has a 40 some inch verticle. he is a good jumper, but slow as fuck. that is why he sucks. hansdouche is too slow to be anything other than a role player in the nba. having said that a role player in the nba can make some great money.

if hansdouche realizes what he is (10-10 guy tops, energy plays, annoy the fuck out of the other team) he'll hang around the league for awhile.

El Padrino said...

Joke Noah?

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

tem, your name for a day is "I wish I had hair" and your pic is this

El Padrino said...

YOU AND I MUST MAKE A PACT
WE MUS BRING SALVATION BAAAACKKK

El Padrino said...

that pic is odd

tem said...

"Joke Noah?"

pretty much.

i hate to say it too because i hate those type of players. because they are so fucking ugly and annoying. but it if what it if.

El Padrino said...

how happy is that SC governor now, nobody gives a shit bout his sorry ass

Jugdish said...

Joke Noah?



yep!

I wish I had hair said...

SC gov kilt Mike to make his story go away.

El Padrino said...

Hawks really improved with Crawford and Teague was a nice pick

THE EAST IS BACK

Jugdish said...

that was an OK slapper, pretty on sided as keef didn't really slap back. steef has some built up agression towards keef...seemed like he had those insults prepared

Jugdish said...

keef needs to step up his game in slappers though

Keith S said...

I don't really go around looking for slappers. No idear how the one with kod started the other night.

Jugdish said...

they were fishing for it...kod was a little sensitive about the the former shitty manager for the twins. steve just piggy backed on it.

Jugdish said...

smoltz fucked up my centsports fortune

I wish I had hair said...

i didn't have time to have the whole thing read to me last night.

will see if i can ketchup today.


for now meeting time.

El Padrino said...

"But we wonder if his untimely death is good news for Fortress Investment Group (FIG) the alternative asset manager, which owns a 50% stake in the Sony/ATV music catalog, which controls his music and the beatles. FIG acquired the stake after foreclosing on debts it had acquired from other creditors. Will the value of that songbook spike?"


go lonf FIG tem

El Padrino said...

"questlove *pours Pepsi on the sidewalk*"

quest is hilarious

El Padrino said...

TMZ tweets a mike jackson headline every 2 minutes

Jugdish said...

I got my "So is your face!" shirt in the mail yesterday. I'll wear it this weekend and report back.

ToddPacker said...

"man mike jackson died, i'm young, this is the biggest celeb deaf of my life yo"

i'm old, so i would say the john lennon murder was bigger

Jugdish said...

i'm old, so i would say the Jesus on the cross was bigger


fixed

ToddPacker said...

mess only .5 out of first.... maybe they can build up some kind of lead and pull a choke-three-peat

El Padrino said...

i'm old, so i would say the Jesus on the cross was bigger


fixed


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

"mess only .5 out of first.... maybe they can build up some kind of lead and pull a choke-three-peat"

jesus tp, old and bitter?

ToddPacker said...

"jesus tp, old and bitter?"

reverse jinx

Jugdish said...

Sox took the series against the didgers suite...pods has been a good pick up (again).

Keith S said...

Beth
Still don't believe there's a chance the Braves finish 4th?

Jugdish said...

dOdgers

Beth said...

"i'm old, so i would say the Jesus on the cross was bigger"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Cubs,
Thanks for showing up against Detroit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

biedrins, wright and curry to phoenix for stat would be a suite deal for the suns

El Padrino said...

what's black and white and comes in little cans?

El Padrino said...

As a tribute to Michael Jackson, Chris Brown is going to punch a young boy in the face today instead of a woman.

El Padrino said...

rubio back to spain

rumor

El Padrino said...

spiff's right, that would be good

El Padrino said...

"Can you believe Michael Jackson’s is gone. I can’t believe it. Aunt Debbie used to live next door to the Jackson’s in Indiana.
Very Sad- Talk to you soon."


email from mom just now, nerve knew one of my aunts lived next door to the Jacksons

Keith S said...

"Can you believe Michael Jackson’s is gone."


I see where you get it, EP.

El Padrino said...

not sure i follow

H said...

Beth, works for me.

Keith S said...

hdh

Keith S said...

SG diary was just ok

Keith S said...

MJ marathon on VH1 is suite

Jugdish said...

H...has anyone jumped in your cab and told you to "Follow that car!"?

The Rev said...

You get a little daytime Rev today... just a little.

The Rev said...

VH1 currently playing "Beat It", MTV currently playing "Billie Jean".

MTV wins that battle.

Beth said...

"You get a little daytime Rev today... just a little"

Didn't realize it was possible to get just a little of anything when it comes to rev.

wadr

Beth said...

"Can you believe Michael Jackson’s is gone."

Good to see I wasn't the only one that caught that.

Jugdish said...

Didn't realize it was possible to get just a little of anything when it comes to rev.



was thinking the same thing

The Rev said...

Oh Beth...

I'd love to give you a little something.

I guarantee it would be the best 37seconds of yor life.

The Rev said...

WADR of course

Jugdish said...

I wonder if phreak is out getting a hansbrough jersey today.

today is allowance day right?

Steve said...

"37 seconds"

rev uses a stopwatch.

::click:: Go!

Jugdish said...

-------------------------->




I guarantee it would be the best 37seconds of yor life.

Jugdish said...

its been awhile since the last --->



joke

El Padrino said...

always refreshing

Jugdish said...

imagine that ------------>


laying over you for 37 seconds beth

H said...

"H...has anyone jumped in your cab and told you to "Follow that car!"?"

Nope. I hope for it every day though.

blue said...

re: mike's death since i wasn't around yesterday afternoon.

biggest shocker celeb death ever.

no doubt

he might have been the biggest celebrity ever...and top 5 of the weirdest.

El Padrino said...

every ny post cover on jacko

blue said...

"laying over you for 37 seconds beth"

like rev wouldn't make beth get on top and do all the work

The Rev said...

I guarantee she's doing all the work

blue said...

nuggets get ty lawson.

which is the same guy they were going to draft last year...had he stayed in the draft

so ty went back to school, got about the same amount of money and ended up with the same team..

but got a nat'l championship, which is nice

Jugdish said...

I guarantee she's doing all the work


hilarity

El Padrino said...

his moonwalk was dope

The Rev said...

I think Elvis dying was just as big. I do have memories of that day. I was 5.

Lennon's death was big too, especially because it was a murder.

MJ is definitely in that top 3.

blue said...

tiger woo's neice is ugly

Beth said...

"I guarantee she's doing all the work"

With you rev it wouldn't be "work", it'd be pure fun...

Although the fact that you'd be giving me a "little" something is cause for concern.

The Rev said...

Although the fact that you'd be giving me a "little" something is cause for concern.


Let's just say I've learned how to compensate with certain techniques.

The Rev said...

Thriller video currently on MTV

Keith S said...

this is pleasant

Keith S said...

Some garbage video from free willy 2 is on VH1

Jugdish said...

Let's just say I've learned how to compensate with certain techniques.



donkey punch

Keith S said...

childhood or some shit

El Padrino said...

rev's old

Keith S said...

"Let's just say I've learned how to compensate with certain techniques."

Hucklebuck. Got it

Tyler said...

NOTHING about the NYC Darko Era, which is officially under way? I am disappointed.

El Padrino said...

lawyers working on jacko's estate stand to make millions

The Rev said...

VH1 must put different stuff on out west, becuase I got some crappy reality show.

El Padrino said...

T, Dantoni loves darko

minor wft i know but it if what it if

Tyler said...

And about Curry, I think they trade Monta Ellis after a couple of months and then Curry steps in.

The Rev said...

I think the difference between Lennon, Elvis, and Jacko is that Elvis and Lennon didn't have as much crossover appeal with the youth at the time.

Maybe Lennon did with the Beatles, but not with his solo stuff.

MJ has some young fans today.

The Rev said...

Oh my God...

We Are The World is being played on MTV.

No one has played this song in years.

Jugdish said...

MJ has some young fans today.



ISWYDT

El Padrino said...

“Now I know where I’m going to go, so I have to talk with the team, what exactly they want about me, and if necessary, I’m going to pay the buyout,” Rubio said.

I wish I had hair said...

"rubio back to spain

rumor"

he is like 12 and has a billion dollar buyout

I wish I had hair said...

"SG diary was just ok"

i thought he mailed it in.

i think he might be trying to just get on tv now.

Tyler said...

And remember when I said that the Twolves had to be smart with their picks? Yeah, that didn't happen. Apparently by drafted two other point guards (even though one will be traded) it pissed off Rubio and his Dad and the rumor is that Rubio is going to stay in Europe for a couple of year. Way to go Wolves.

I wish I had hair said...

""H...has anyone jumped in your cab and told you to "Follow that car!"?"

if i win the lottery i will make this happen.

Tyler said...

Ainge is now NOT trading Ron-Dough.

blue said...

everywhere Darko goes the coach loves him before he gets him, and every analyst says "oh, this will be great for Darko, it will finally allow him to showcase his strengths"

yes, if those strengths are sucking

I wish I had hair said...

"I think Elvis dying was just as big. I do have memories of that day. I was 5.

Lennon's death was big too, especially because it was a murder.

MJ is definitely in that top 3."


that princess di chick got some major coverage.

Keith S said...

long version of thriller on now

El Padrino said...

Tony Douglas, what what

I wish I had hair said...

"MJ has some young fans today."

fans is an odd word choice for "kids he molested."

The Rev said...

Princess Di probably completes the Mount Rushmore of celeb deaths.

Keith S said...

"And about Curry, I think they trade Monta Ellis after a couple of months and then Curry steps in."


So they're not gonna trade Curry for Stat?

El Padrino said...

"he is like 12 and has a billion dollar buyout"

he's 18 and the buyout is 4MM

Tyler said...

Agree with Blue. Darko and his TUP are all hype. Dude will be a role-player or a starter on a bad team for his entire career, then he'll go play Euro-ball.

blue said...

minn covered their asses...

so they take rubio and he decides, fuck minneapolis, it's cold there and there's a lot of bisexuals.

then he stays in europe, so the wolves are fucked.

they can always trade rubio or flynn

Keith S said...

I remember the Princess Di death being ha-yuge. Much less media coverage then, too.

I wish I had hair said...

"he's 18 and the buyout is 4MM"

i said "like"

ToddPacker said...

"rev's old"

no he's not

El Padrino said...

"Agree with Blue. Darko and his TUP are all hype. Dude will be a role-player or a starter on a bad team for his entire career, then he'll go play Euro-ball."

agreed

I wish I had hair said...

the tom cruise suicide got a lot of attention too.

Jugdish said...

But Carlos Beltran, he provides the five tools. And I miss the toolbag.



made me laugh

El Padrino said...

"no he's not"

talks like he is

El Padrino said...

there were fake reports of jeff goldblum dying too

Jugdish said...

fans is an odd word choice for "kids he molested."



extortion

ToddPacker said...

i heard someone on the radio this AM saying that mj faked his death... the guy was ns

blue said...

only people who cared about lennon's death were russians

Jugdish said...

i heard someone on the radio this AM saying that mj faked his death... the guy was ns

i believe this is true with Ken Lay...former Enron CEO


ns

El Padrino said...

faking death then doing a concert would be awesome

I wish I had hair said...

"i heard someone on the radio this AM saying that mj faked his death... the guy was ns"

he found elvis and wanted to hang out with him.

death faking is the only way.

El Padrino said...

how do you fake death in jail though?

I wish I had hair said...

"only people who cared about lennon's death were russians"

ISWYDT

El Padrino said...

and tupac and biggie are living on guam chillin right?

ToddPacker said...

"faking death then doing a concert would be awesome"

moonwalk out of the casket

El Padrino said...

has obama held a press conference on mike J yet?

Tyler said...

"so they take rubio and he decides, fuck minneapolis, it's cold there and there's a lot of bisexuals."

So then why even draft him? If you know the area your team is in is going to alienate a dude like that, why even take the chance? Unless they knew they were going to trade him 100% before they drafted him. Roll with Flynn and Ty Lawson and they could have drafted Curry #5 or 6. That's a young, but good backcourt rotation.

El Padrino said...

"moonwalk out of the casket"

wow, dOpE!

El Padrino said...

did you see Kahn's resume?

El Padrino said...

mr potato head coulda ran a better war room

Tyler said...

Elvis works at a 7-11 in the Valley. It's been confirmed.

I wish I had hair said...

"Elvis works at a 7-11 in the Valley. It's been confirmed."

MJ is taking the graveyard shift there.

I wish I had hair said...

i gotta think the wolves had a trade worked out for rubio but some other team bailed on it.

Tyler said...

"MJ is taking the graveyard shift there."

Yes, I will get pics of him in a couple of weeks after he's done with his corporate training.

Jugdish said...

and tupac and biggie are living on guam chillin right?


ken lay is my only fake death conspiracy theory. his ass was going to jail, then suddenly heart attack. the next day or two autopsy reports come back confirming heart attack. when do autopsy reports come back that fast? the answer is never

The Rev said...

MJ faking his death...

let's see, mounting legal bills, near bankruptcy, past criminal charges... it's not like he has anything to hide from.

The Rev said...

when do autopsy reports come back that fast?


Apparently they come back really fast when you're rich.

Keith S said...

"the next day or two autopsy reports come back confirming heart attack. when do autopsy reports come back that fast? the answer is never"

MJ autopsy reports are out now.

Keith S said...

If autopsy can confirm heart attack, it's a quick process. If not, they need toxicology tests which is what takes weeks

Jugdish said...

Actually I have two fake death conspiracy theories, Ken Lay and Eddie Wilson

El Padrino said...

mexican police are corrupt, isbns

The Rev said...

Just in case you want my opinion, and maybe you don't...

Top MJ dance floor tunes...

Billie Jean
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Wanna Be Starting Something

Just one DJ's opinion.

Keith S said...

nervemind. Coroner says they need toxicology tests & will take 6-8 weeks

Jugdish said...

MJ autopsy reports are out now.



apparently Jacko was taking 14-15 pills a day and lost track...mixed them up in a deadly cocktail

The Rev said...

I think Andy Kaufman faked it too

Keith S said...

"apparently Jacko was taking 14-15 pills a day and lost track...mixed them up in a deadly cocktail"

I should get a pill sorter outer

Keith S said...

CEO WC also faked his death

Jugdish said...

I should get a pill sorter outer


tacklebox

Jugdish said...

I think Andy Kaufman faked it too


his death?

Keith S said...

fucking billy mays

ToddPacker said...

"CEO WC also faked his death"

funny

Jugdish said...

zeke fake quit lov

Tyler said...

Andy Kaufman works at Odyssey Video in North Hollywood.

The Rev said...

I'm out.

Daytime Rev is over.

Go home.

Meiz said...

EP, you're the biggest hypocrite and double standard holder up on this piece.

Meiz said...

I missed day Rev?

ToddPacker said...

later rev... phils suck

Tyler said...

Did anyone know that Rhode Island's official name was "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations"? They're going to drop the Plantations part.

Beth said...

I've faked it. Oh wait never mind, y'all are talking about deaths.

Jugdish said...

Burger King

Tyler said...

Beff with a Zinga!

El Padrino said...

"EP, you're the biggest hypocrite and double standard holder up on this piece."

come again?

H said...

"I've faked it."

Does femBeth know this?

Jugdish said...

guys don't care

Beth said...

Well if FMbeth knew it maybe he would be "fembeth"...

H said...

EP, do you recall our bet on the Red Sox? Made last year circa the trade deadline.

Beth said...

"guys don't care"

Actually you'd be surprised, some guys care so much that if they don't think you did then they almost can't (but they still do, I mean they ARE guys).

El Padrino said...

"EP, do you recall our bet on the Red Sox? Made last year circa the trade deadline."

yeah they aint winning shit was the bet i recall

Jugdish said...

Beat It video: more gang fights need to break out in dance

Meiz said...

"i believe this is true with Ken Lay...former Enron CEO


ns"


woah. You just blew my mind.

H said...

"yeah they aint winning shit was the bet i recall"

Terms were 50 bucks and a signature food from our respective cities, right?

El Padrino said...

"Terms were 50 bucks and a signature food from our respective cities, right?"

food yes, was money involved?

El Padrino said...

or beer?

Meiz said...

"come again?"

nevermind

Jugdish said...

Geronimo!

Meiz said...

"and tupac and biggie are living on guam chillin right?"


No, dipshit. Tupac, Jim Morrison, and Kurt Cobain like in a cabin in the woods in Montana.

El Padrino said...

hdh

Jugdish said...

efmtem?

H said...

I thought we decided against beer because it is difficult to ship?

Meiz said...

"guys don't care"


Exactly.


Why bother faking it? As long as we drop a load, we don't give a flying fuck.

Meiz said...

"food yes, was money involved?"


Which reminds me, you owe me 300 bucks if Nolasco doesn't throw a no-hitter.

El Padrino said...

"Which reminds me, you owe me 300 bucks if Nolasco doesn't throw a no-hitter."

WHAT?

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

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