So, the Lakers lost. The Magic shot 62% for the game, which is A. insane and B. a Finals record, but they only managed to win by four points. Not good if you're SVG. I thought Kobe should shoulder a lot of the blame for the loss. He took a lot of shots in the first half, missed freethrows, and went back to ball hogging late and it backfired. That second to last possession where they trapped him up top and got the turnover was just terrible. Kobe, you're better than that.
Of course the Magic were expected to win that game, if they had lost it, it's pretty much over. It is a little distressing from their perspective that they shot so well and were barely able to pull out a win. I think it's inventible that the Lakers take this, they just need to win one out of the next two, then win at home. I would be very surprised if the Magic won three in a row.
Oh snap, Rachel Nichols in HD. Most impressive.
In other news, I am contemplating a retirement. Not just from this blog, but from blogging in general. I've got too much other stuff that I need to do and blogging has been getting in the way. I'll keep pondering this, but don't be surprised if there's a call for volunteers next Wednesday.
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Although you did say "oh snap" in your post, which was ruled yesterday as being super gay...
How is bungee jumping like getting head from an ugly girl?
You're really excited, but you don't want to look down.
Alternate answer to Jug's riddle - for most guys both only last a few seconds.
so tyler is mad busy yo
got it
"Alternate answer to Jug's riddle - for most guys both only last a few seconds."
takes me forever to cum from head, in fact only one to make me actually cum from head, I married her
"takes me forever to cum from head"
Then they're not doing it right.
Quizno's sent me an email with this subject:
anthony...Show us where you Torpedo.
I responded with in your mama
ns
"Then they're not doing it right."
show me
or show them, using me as an example
i'll call every girl that's blown me since 1997 and we'll all meet at frank the tank's living room
kobe was a dog late in the game, but was a MONSTER in the 1st quarter, kept them in it otherwise that game could have been won by a wider margin
if kobe doesnt score 17 in the 1st they might be down double digits then who knows from there
magic shot 75% in 1st half
like wow
but see, that's the magic game
they shoot well, i wonder what they avg'd througout the playoffs and year, as far as shooting % they must be in the top 5 overall
it's not a stretch that they shot well and they can do that again
skip to my lou wanted in
that was a great met game last night
ead rev
"i'll call every girl that's blown me since 1997 and we'll all meet at frank the tank's living room"
Wouldn't it be easier to meet at your place since it'd be just me, you and your wife?
"Wouldn't it be easier to meet at your place since it'd be just me, you and your wife?"
funny, but unrealistic, you know i was a casanova
"funny, but unrealistic, you know i was a casanova"
In other words you can totally relate to jug's joke.
nationals took stras and the kid they picked last year but couldnt negotiate a deal
weird
yeah, Boras wants like $50M for strasburg....my guess is that it's not gonna be that number
Nationals would probably be willing to pay about $15M....So Stras has to make a decision, sit out a year and get paid $0 and take his chances in the draft again next year...or, take $15M
by the bay, the nats would probably have the first pick next year as well.
the bay is nice, it always has boats
French officials reportedly find two names on Air France Flight 447's passenger list that also appear on a list of radical Muslims considered a threat to France.
rut roh!
Don't taze me sonny!
"French officials reportedly find two names on Air France Flight 447's passenger list that also appear on a list of radical Muslims considered a threat to France.
rut roh!"
why did they let them on the plane then
who would want to terrorize the french?
"you and your crappy toast, you must all die now"
Does Marcus Vick live in FL?
tem?
Tyler, we can put my running diary of my audition up on Wednesday...if I go through with it.
Tyler, we can put my running diary of my audition up on Wednesday...after I go through with it.
fixed
good fix
dont sing dropkick murphy's shipping up to boston H
they wont like it
nice swimsuit tem
i love blueberries
H, any idea of what song you're going to sing on AI?
total eclipse of the heart is what he said i believe
"why did they let them on the plane then"
it's not people on a terrorist list, it's just people with names similar to names on a terrorist list.
Link
"There is a possibility that the name similarities are simply a "macabre coincidence," the source added, but the revelation is still being "taken very seriously."
oranges are the best fruit
"that was a great met game last night"
great game.... santana was not too happy when they took him out in the 8th.... bad call at the plate in the 7th.... i think k-rod does a little too much celebrating after he gets a save
"who would want to terrorize the french?"
wouldn't take much. quick move of the hand, turning the lights out, wagging your finger at them.
the french are perfect for lazy terrorist
Well I was thinking Piano Man. Now I'm leaning towards One by U2
seriously AI guy
you should sing Shameless
not garth brooks though
"wouldn't take much. quick move of the hand, turning the lights out, wagging your finger at them."
so basically act like the democrats in NY state legislature...got it.
well i'm shameless...when it comes to lovin you...i'll do anything you want me to...i'll do anything at all...
that's straight gold
"so basically act like the democrats in NY state legislature...got it."
that would have been the end of government in France. they all would have sat around wondering what to do.
"i think k-rod does a little too much celebrating after he gets a save"
maybe, it's a spanish thing
i want to know what the nascar fans think about some driver being on meth whilst driving....
prescription meth i guess, but still.
you know we don't speak spanish
cueto is da troof
cmblue has found a new show to try and make me lose my mind...hitched or ditched...i hate this show
I don't know why they're doing what they're doing...but god bless em.
Here ya go meiz
still not understanding that bill and not sure why i'm payijng meiz to get a new car
What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?
Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954
Cincinnati , OH (3rd)...since 1984
Cleveland , OH (4th)...since 1989
Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor
St. Louis , MO (6th)....since 1949
El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor
Milwaukee , WI (8th)....since 1908
Philadelphia , PA (9th)...since 1952
Newark , NJ (10th)...since 1907
Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'
It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats---yet they are still ......................
POOR
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence. You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."
Abraham Lincoln
...........and you, Mr. Obama, are no Abe Lincoln
in you face!
what's T talking about anyway he posts once a week and comments sparsely
what's T talking about anyway he posts once a week and comments sparsely
he spends a lot of his time writing material
Meiz, when you get a new car with the government check, you should get a key chain that says:
"Thanks LOV"
incredible choke job by kobe, WFT
"Jeezus. I think I might have more post moves than Dwight Howard."
made me laugh. i believe it too
he's a bit stiff
howard says "that's bull" a lot after calls he doesn't like, i'm waiting for 'bullshit' to slip out
he's devout christian, remember doug christie
what a fag
thats why i want 'bullshit' to slip
obama's skeletons broke out of the closet to talk, what a pshycho
"Meiz, when you get a new car with the government check, you should get a key chain that says:
"Thanks LOV""
Why wouldn't it say Thanks, Obama! ?
"still not understanding that bill and not sure why i'm payijng meiz to get a new car"
Because you're my bitch. Now pay up, motherfucker.
meiz maybe you can live in a closet like this guy
And don't act like you wouldn't be all over that shit if you were in the market for a car, and your current vehicle fit the bill.
That's a big closet
"And don't act like you wouldn't be all over that shit if you were in the market for a car, and your current vehicle fit the bill."
what is the deal, do you get what you would get from a dealer or if you sold it?
rambis is wise
EP got me curious so I looked up the richest cities in the country (medium income).
1) It's about 50/50
2) NYC isn't on it.
3) NC Represent!!!
4) Fuck Cali.
1 (D) San Jose, CA $71,765
2 (D) Anchorage, AK $61,565
3 (D) San Francisco, CA $60,031
4 (R) Virginia Beach, VA $55,781
5 (R) San Diego, CA $51,382
6 (R) Anaheim, CA $49,622
7 (D) Raleigh, NC $47,878
8 (D) Seattle, WA $46,650
9 (D) Washington, DC $46,574
10 (NA) Honolulu, HI $46,500
11 (D) Oakland, CA $46,190
12 (R) Charlotte, NC $46,082
13 (D) Boston, MA $45,892
14 (R) Arlington, TX $45,712
15 (D) Austin, TX $45,508
"EP got me curious so I looked up the richest cities in the country (medium income). "
EP was talking about poor cities and it wasnt 50/50
"And don't act like you wouldn't be all over that shit if you were in the market for a car,"
i might jump on it. i've got a truck now, 20 mpg if i'm lucky.
boss thought the mute button was on, said "this meeting is so fucking boring"
mute button was off
hilarity is ensuing
I'm surprise that Boston is on that list.
NS
NC sucks, watch 'The Wood' for reference.
"EP was talking about poor cities and it wasnt 50/50"
i know.
"EP was talking about poor cities and it wasnt 50/50"
and that's not the history of politicians, that's current mayor party affiliates
"what is the deal, do you get what you would get from a dealer or if you sold it?"
Neither. It depends on the difference in EPA mpg rating. My car gets 18mpg, '09 Yaris that I'll buy gets 31mpg. Since there is such a large disparity I should qualify for the full $4500. The money goes straight to the dealership from the gov't.
and that's $4500 off the sticker, your still negotiating the deal
can you combine it with current dealership offers, doubt it, ust asking
have you test drove a yaris? seems like a tight fit for leg room. i am barely comfortable in a corolla
Wow maybe I should trade in the camaro. Not for a yaris though.
when you order a cosmo in australia
also, i drive a camry but ive driven my friends old corolla, so i was comfortable for those drives, dont know if i could handle doing it everyday
will also be hard for H to get a real idol audition considering they let this guy through just last season
balded goatee guys only get through once every 3 years
sorry h, either wear a toupee or shave the goat
"and that's $4500 off the sticker, your still negotiating the deal
can you combine it with current dealership offers, doubt it, ust asking"
You don't tell them up front that you have a vehicle that qualifies. Either way, 4500 off of just the sticker price is still within my price range. Theoretically, I don't need to haggle.
"have you test drove a yaris? seems like a tight fit for leg room. i am barely comfortable in a corolla"
I've been in a few. Its not bad
scathing piece on AIG trader
"Willie Hurt won $3.1 million in Michigan in 1989 but two years later, he had wasted it on divorce and cocaine and was charged with murder. Before his win, he was a happily married family man with an active social life, yet soon lost contact with his wife and custody of his children due to the problems his windfall brought him."
sucks for him
"I'm surprise that Boston is on that list."
and you're the 5th richest state.
1) Maryland - $65,144
2) New Jersey - $64,470
3) Connecticut - $63,422
4) Hawaii - $61,160
5) Massachusetts - $59,963
6) New Hampshire - $59,683
7) Alaska - $59,393
8) California - $56,645
9) Virginia - $56,277
10) Minnesota - $54,023
arredondo to AAA, damn
"Evelyn Adams won the New Jersey lottery twice (in 1985 and 1986). The odds of this happening are 17 trillion to one, yet this “American dream” was not all “it’s cracked up to be”. Her “mistakes” included gambling away the $5.4 million fortune. She now lives in a trailer."
dumb bitch
"Former bin man, Michael Carroll, won £9.7 million aged just 19 years old in 2002. The self-named “King of Chavs” immediately bought four homes in the UK, a holiday villa in Spain, two BMWs, two Mercedes, and a stake in Glasgow Rangers Football Club. After committing petty crimes including breaching his ASBO and cocaine-possession, he was sentenced to nine months imprisonment in 2006 after he threatened teenagers with a baseball bat at a Christian Fellowship music event in Downham Market. He is now reported to be penniless once more."
these stories are making me feel so good
pshychos* are the worse
"William "Bud" Post III won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988. Unfortunately, his loved ones turned on him, when a former girlfriend sued him for a share of the winnings, his brother was arrested for hiring a hit man to kill him and his other siblings bullied him into investing in a car business and restaurant, which then failed miserably. Post even spent time in jail for firing a gun over the head of a bill collector and within a year, he was $1 million in debt. He eventually declared bankruptcy and lived quietly on $450 a month and food stamps, claiming "I'm tired…Lotteries don't mean [anything] to me".
awesome
(medium income).
BRAVO!
look up large and small incomes next
"In 2002, Jake Whittacker won a $315 million power jackpot and started out with good intentions by donating money to several church-based charities and setting up a foundation that provided food and clothing to the West Virginian poor. However, his luck soon changed: he was arrested for drink driving, spent more than $100,000 in a strip-club, had $545,000 in cash stolen from his car and then another $200,000 stolen again. He became the subject of many lawsuits (most of which were settled out of court) which include being sued for gambling debts by Atlantic City casino. His granddaughter died of a drug overdose, funded by the $2,100 a week allowance he gave her."
100G's just to touch some titties, shit
I've heard about that last one.
Hollywood Henderson won two lotteries.
if you win the lottery you gotta try your best to keep that shit on the low, even from your wife and definitely fam
found this interesting, the new supreme court judge nominee dismissed a habeas petition because it was 4 days late
"if you win the lottery you gotta try your best to keep that shit on the low, even from your wife and definitely fam"
word
Did EP get his fortune from the lottery?
no
"Mr. Deskovic, now 35, filed a habeas corpus petition in 1997 in Federal District Court contesting his conviction. The court denied the request because the paperwork had arrived four days late."
Apparently it wasn't important enough to get it done on time.
"Did EP get his fortune from the lottery?"
Gambling
Seles, 35, has been seen out and about with Tom Golisano, the Buffalo Sabres owner and founder of the payroll firm Paychex whose passion is meddling in New York politics. When the New York Post cornered Golisano, who just brokered a deal giving Republicans control of the New York state Senate, the 67-year-old, three-times-divorced playa owned up.
Gross
Monica Seles?
fucking old guys
fucking rich old guys
fixed
"i might jump on it. i've got a truck now, 20 mpg if i'm lucky."
fyi...can't have better than 18mpg to qualify.
"Monica Seles?"
yep
Bodog could lose big if LA wins
has this been linked? Starter trying to revive its brand with Romo
I so wanted to be an air traffic controller
wow starter
old school son
if you win the lottery you gotta try your best to keep that shit on the low, even from your wife and definitely fam
yeah, good luck with that
"I so wanted to be an air traffic controller"
I thought you wanted to be a pilot
ice booze thingie
I thought you wanted to be a pilot
they wouldn't let him pilot while sitting on phone books.
"I thought you wanted to be a pilot"
yea, but if not that is 2nd best
"they wouldn't let him pilot while sitting on phone books."
Good point
manvite.com
"The PBA will give Fred Smoot entry into a PBA event and he can see where he stacks up against the best bowlers in the world. We think he might be in for a rude awakening because our pros are to bowling pins what he is to wide receivers."
The bowlers let the pins score touchdowns?
"wow starter
old school son"
still have my skins starter jacket in my old room;s closet
facebookers FYI
"still have my skins starter jacket in my old room;s closet"
Still have my Falcons & Pacers coats.
I still have my LA Kings jacket and glock.
tem does not live in the dayton area.
nor is tem's swimsuit green.
""In 2002, Jake Whittacker won a $315 million power jackpot and started "
this dude was already a millionaire when he won the lottery.
after 3 weeks of vball my team is 3-1.
i love flannagan's math.
wall/lull
boring
indeed
tyler is a quitter.
don't even quit.
he'll miss it though.
he'll learn to not take LOV for granite.
I don't endorse quitting.
jews shooting at each other in DC
"jews shooting at each other in DC"
Sounds good
miranda rights for terrorists, that's great, treat them like a us citizen is a wonderful idea, thanks obama!
keef - I sent you an email from Y! baseibol.
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for shame
miranda rights for terrorists, that's great, treat them like a us citizen is a wonderful idea, thanks obama!
Pelosi should run her yap about this.
IT guy just spent 2 hours debugging my computer...
and then telling me to quit surfing porn
did you tell him how you don't need to surf for porn because you have nooners with the hot secretary?
then fire him?
blue is in the process of firing him.
he obviously thinks that guess her muff is not appropriate for the office.
i don't care.
i won't fire him becuase he fixed it. and will fix it again when it gets all fucked over.
blue is in the process of firing him.
he is going to take him to lunch, Jerry Maguire style
you look at GHM at work?
Blue Inc doesn't have a good big brother system apparently
yes, it is SFW
blue inc doesn't have any big brother...and up until recently didn't have anyone who even cared.
And the only reason he cared was because he spent 2 hours trying to find some crappy hidden viral infection.
obama has a new healthcare plan?
Nice work, blue
how did your computer get swine flu?
one of the muff's he guessed had it
that muff has been fired
stank muff
muffinstank
guess her stank
some of those muffs are rank
enough about muff, let's talk about dong.
/ep
rank that stank
hilarity
I give it a 10
quit ranking on ep
match that snatch
match that snatch could be cool.
show the snatch and then 5 possibilities.
Pietrus
badge the vadge
pick the dick
/ep
wadr
"enough about muff, let's talk about dong.
/ep"
Hilarity
Bossman tried to cut my hours this week. I had to tell him to pump his brakes on that one.
nooone puts deke in a corner.
Meiz maybe, but not deke.
who is running cuba gooding's career?
he had to sell his soul to the devil for an oscar
meiz went "beep beep beep" back that truck up.
"who is running cuba gooding's career?
he had to sell his soul to the devil for an oscar"
exactly. he sold his soul, got his oscar, now he does snow dogs or whatever.
"Bossman tried to cut my hours this week. "
need to get dummy some more time.
"Researchers: Earth and Venus may collide in 3.5 billion years"
fucking scientists with their doomsday shit.
""Researchers: Earth and Venus may collide in 3.5 billion years"
fucking scientists with their doomsday shit."
there will be like 350 million people on earth by then
"need to get dummy some more time."
Obviously
"Sources: Shooter is white supremacist "
you think? someone who shot up the holocaust museum is a white supremacist?? wow. shocking and surprising.
mc hammer has a reality show
the ad is hilarity
when life hits hard
hammer hits back
ep hearts hammer
ok
i'll do it
time for
something
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