Wednesday, June 10, 2009

801.

So, the Lakers lost. The Magic shot 62% for the game, which is A. insane and B. a Finals record, but they only managed to win by four points. Not good if you're SVG. I thought Kobe should shoulder a lot of the blame for the loss. He took a lot of shots in the first half, missed freethrows, and went back to ball hogging late and it backfired. That second to last possession where they trapped him up top and got the turnover was just terrible. Kobe, you're better than that.

Of course the Magic were expected to win that game, if they had lost it, it's pretty much over. It is a little distressing from their perspective that they shot so well and were barely able to pull out a win. I think it's inventible that the Lakers take this, they just need to win one out of the next two, then win at home. I would be very surprised if the Magic won three in a row.

Oh snap, Rachel Nichols in HD. Most impressive.

In other news, I am contemplating a retirement. Not just from this blog, but from blogging in general. I've got too much other stuff that I need to do and blogging has been getting in the way. I'll keep pondering this, but don't be surprised if there's a call for volunteers next Wednesday.

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Beth said...

Say it ain't so Tyler, you can't quit us.

Beth said...

Although you did say "oh snap" in your post, which was ruled yesterday as being super gay...

Jugdish said...

How is bungee jumping like getting head from an ugly girl?









You're really excited, but you don't want to look down.

Beth said...

Alternate answer to Jug's riddle - for most guys both only last a few seconds.

El Padrino said...

so tyler is mad busy yo


got it

El Padrino said...

"Alternate answer to Jug's riddle - for most guys both only last a few seconds."

takes me forever to cum from head, in fact only one to make me actually cum from head, I married her

Beth said...

"takes me forever to cum from head"

Then they're not doing it right.

El Padrino said...

Quizno's sent me an email with this subject:

anthony...Show us where you Torpedo.

I responded with in your mama

ns

El Padrino said...

"Then they're not doing it right."

show me

El Padrino said...

or show them, using me as an example

i'll call every girl that's blown me since 1997 and we'll all meet at frank the tank's living room

El Padrino said...

kobe was a dog late in the game, but was a MONSTER in the 1st quarter, kept them in it otherwise that game could have been won by a wider margin

El Padrino said...

if kobe doesnt score 17 in the 1st they might be down double digits then who knows from there

El Padrino said...

magic shot 75% in 1st half

like wow

El Padrino said...

but see, that's the magic game
they shoot well, i wonder what they avg'd througout the playoffs and year, as far as shooting % they must be in the top 5 overall

it's not a stretch that they shot well and they can do that again

El Padrino said...

skip to my lou wanted in

El Padrino said...

that was a great met game last night

El Padrino said...

ead rev

Beth said...

"i'll call every girl that's blown me since 1997 and we'll all meet at frank the tank's living room"

Wouldn't it be easier to meet at your place since it'd be just me, you and your wife?

El Padrino said...

"Wouldn't it be easier to meet at your place since it'd be just me, you and your wife?"

funny, but unrealistic, you know i was a casanova

Beth said...

"funny, but unrealistic, you know i was a casanova"

In other words you can totally relate to jug's joke.

El Padrino said...

nationals took stras and the kid they picked last year but couldnt negotiate a deal

weird

blue said...

yeah, Boras wants like $50M for strasburg....my guess is that it's not gonna be that number

blue said...

Nationals would probably be willing to pay about $15M....So Stras has to make a decision, sit out a year and get paid $0 and take his chances in the draft again next year...or, take $15M

blue said...

by the bay, the nats would probably have the first pick next year as well.

El Padrino said...

the bay is nice, it always has boats

Jugdish said...

French officials reportedly find two names on Air France Flight 447's passenger list that also appear on a list of radical Muslims considered a threat to France.



rut roh!

Jugdish said...

Don't taze me sonny!

El Padrino said...

"French officials reportedly find two names on Air France Flight 447's passenger list that also appear on a list of radical Muslims considered a threat to France.



rut roh!"

why did they let them on the plane then

blue said...

who would want to terrorize the french?

blue said...

"you and your crappy toast, you must all die now"

Jugdish said...

Does Marcus Vick live in FL?

Jugdish said...

tem?

The next American Idol™? said...

Tyler, we can put my running diary of my audition up on Wednesday...if I go through with it.

Jugdish said...

Tyler, we can put my running diary of my audition up on Wednesday...after I go through with it.



fixed

El Padrino said...

good fix

El Padrino said...

dont sing dropkick murphy's shipping up to boston H

they wont like it

blue said...

nice swimsuit tem

El Padrino said...

i love blueberries

Beth said...

H, any idea of what song you're going to sing on AI?

Jugdish said...

total eclipse of the heart is what he said i believe

Steve said...

"why did they let them on the plane then"

it's not people on a terrorist list, it's just people with names similar to names on a terrorist list.

Link

"There is a possibility that the name similarities are simply a "macabre coincidence," the source added, but the revelation is still being "taken very seriously."

blue said...

oranges are the best fruit

ToddPacker said...

"that was a great met game last night"


great game.... santana was not too happy when they took him out in the 8th.... bad call at the plate in the 7th.... i think k-rod does a little too much celebrating after he gets a save

Steve said...

"who would want to terrorize the french?"

wouldn't take much. quick move of the hand, turning the lights out, wagging your finger at them.

the french are perfect for lazy terrorist

The next American Idol™? said...

Well I was thinking Piano Man. Now I'm leaning towards One by U2

blue said...

seriously AI guy


you should sing Shameless

blue said...

not garth brooks though

blue said...

"wouldn't take much. quick move of the hand, turning the lights out, wagging your finger at them."

so basically act like the democrats in NY state legislature...got it.

blue said...

well i'm shameless...when it comes to lovin you...i'll do anything you want me to...i'll do anything at all...

blue said...

that's straight gold

Steve said...

"so basically act like the democrats in NY state legislature...got it."


that would have been the end of government in France. they all would have sat around wondering what to do.

El Padrino said...

"i think k-rod does a little too much celebrating after he gets a save"

maybe, it's a spanish thing

blue said...

i want to know what the nascar fans think about some driver being on meth whilst driving....

prescription meth i guess, but still.

Jugdish said...

you know we don't speak spanish

blue said...

cueto is da troof

blue said...

cmblue has found a new show to try and make me lose my mind...hitched or ditched...i hate this show

Steve said...

I don't know why they're doing what they're doing...but god bless em.

Steve said...

Here ya go meiz

El Padrino said...

still not understanding that bill and not sure why i'm payijng meiz to get a new car

El Padrino said...

What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?

Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961

Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954

Cincinnati , OH (3rd)...since 1984
Cleveland , OH (4th)...since 1989

Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor

St. Louis , MO (6th)....since 1949

El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor

Milwaukee , WI (8th)....since 1908

Philadelphia , PA (9th)...since 1952

Newark , NJ (10th)...since 1907

Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'

It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats---yet they are still ......................

POOR

El Padrino said...

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence. You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."

Abraham Lincoln



...........and you, Mr. Obama, are no Abe Lincoln

El Padrino said...

in you face!

El Padrino said...

what's T talking about anyway he posts once a week and comments sparsely

Jugdish said...

what's T talking about anyway he posts once a week and comments sparsely


he spends a lot of his time writing material

Steve said...

Meiz, when you get a new car with the government check, you should get a key chain that says:

"Thanks LOV"

spaceman spiff said...

incredible choke job by kobe, WFT

spaceman spiff said...

"Jeezus. I think I might have more post moves than Dwight Howard."

made me laugh. i believe it too

El Padrino said...

he's a bit stiff

spaceman spiff said...

howard says "that's bull" a lot after calls he doesn't like, i'm waiting for 'bullshit' to slip out

El Padrino said...

he's devout christian, remember doug christie

what a fag

spaceman spiff said...

thats why i want 'bullshit' to slip

El Padrino said...

obama's skeletons broke out of the closet to talk, what a pshycho

Meiz said...

"Meiz, when you get a new car with the government check, you should get a key chain that says:

"Thanks LOV""


Why wouldn't it say Thanks, Obama! ?

Meiz said...

"still not understanding that bill and not sure why i'm payijng meiz to get a new car"


Because you're my bitch. Now pay up, motherfucker.

El Padrino said...

meiz maybe you can live in a closet like this guy

Meiz said...

And don't act like you wouldn't be all over that shit if you were in the market for a car, and your current vehicle fit the bill.

Meiz said...

That's a big closet

El Padrino said...

"And don't act like you wouldn't be all over that shit if you were in the market for a car, and your current vehicle fit the bill."

what is the deal, do you get what you would get from a dealer or if you sold it?

El Padrino said...

rambis is wise

Steve said...

EP got me curious so I looked up the richest cities in the country (medium income).

1) It's about 50/50
2) NYC isn't on it.
3) NC Represent!!!
4) Fuck Cali.

1 (D) San Jose, CA $71,765
2 (D) Anchorage, AK $61,565
3 (D) San Francisco, CA $60,031
4 (R) Virginia Beach, VA $55,781
5 (R) San Diego, CA $51,382
6 (R) Anaheim, CA $49,622
7 (D) Raleigh, NC $47,878
8 (D) Seattle, WA $46,650
9 (D) Washington, DC $46,574
10 (NA) Honolulu, HI $46,500
11 (D) Oakland, CA $46,190
12 (R) Charlotte, NC $46,082
13 (D) Boston, MA $45,892
14 (R) Arlington, TX $45,712
15 (D) Austin, TX $45,508

spaceman spiff said...

"EP got me curious so I looked up the richest cities in the country (medium income). "

EP was talking about poor cities and it wasnt 50/50

Steve said...

"And don't act like you wouldn't be all over that shit if you were in the market for a car,"

i might jump on it. i've got a truck now, 20 mpg if i'm lucky.

El Padrino said...

boss thought the mute button was on, said "this meeting is so fucking boring"

mute button was off

hilarity is ensuing

The next American Idol™? said...

I'm surprise that Boston is on that list.

NS

spaceman spiff said...

NC sucks, watch 'The Wood' for reference.

Steve said...

"EP was talking about poor cities and it wasnt 50/50"

i know.

El Padrino said...

"EP was talking about poor cities and it wasnt 50/50"

and that's not the history of politicians, that's current mayor party affiliates

Meiz said...

"what is the deal, do you get what you would get from a dealer or if you sold it?"


Neither. It depends on the difference in EPA mpg rating. My car gets 18mpg, '09 Yaris that I'll buy gets 31mpg. Since there is such a large disparity I should qualify for the full $4500. The money goes straight to the dealership from the gov't.

El Padrino said...

and that's $4500 off the sticker, your still negotiating the deal

can you combine it with current dealership offers, doubt it, ust asking

spaceman spiff said...

have you test drove a yaris? seems like a tight fit for leg room. i am barely comfortable in a corolla

The next American Idol™? said...

Wow maybe I should trade in the camaro. Not for a yaris though.

El Padrino said...

when you order a cosmo in australia

spaceman spiff said...

also, i drive a camry but ive driven my friends old corolla, so i was comfortable for those drives, dont know if i could handle doing it everyday

spaceman spiff said...

will also be hard for H to get a real idol audition considering they let this guy through just last season

El Padrino said...

balded goatee guys only get through once every 3 years

sorry h, either wear a toupee or shave the goat

Meiz said...

"and that's $4500 off the sticker, your still negotiating the deal

can you combine it with current dealership offers, doubt it, ust asking"


You don't tell them up front that you have a vehicle that qualifies. Either way, 4500 off of just the sticker price is still within my price range. Theoretically, I don't need to haggle.

Meiz said...

"have you test drove a yaris? seems like a tight fit for leg room. i am barely comfortable in a corolla"


I've been in a few. Its not bad

El Padrino said...

scathing piece on AIG trader

El Padrino said...

"Willie Hurt won $3.1 million in Michigan in 1989 but two years later, he had wasted it on divorce and cocaine and was charged with murder. Before his win, he was a happily married family man with an active social life, yet soon lost contact with his wife and custody of his children due to the problems his windfall brought him."


sucks for him

Steve said...

"I'm surprise that Boston is on that list."

and you're the 5th richest state.

1) Maryland - $65,144
2) New Jersey - $64,470
3) Connecticut - $63,422
4) Hawaii - $61,160
5) Massachusetts - $59,963
6) New Hampshire - $59,683
7) Alaska - $59,393
8) California - $56,645
9) Virginia - $56,277
10) Minnesota - $54,023

spaceman spiff said...

arredondo to AAA, damn

El Padrino said...

"Evelyn Adams won the New Jersey lottery twice (in 1985 and 1986). The odds of this happening are 17 trillion to one, yet this “American dream” was not all “it’s cracked up to be”. Her “mistakes” included gambling away the $5.4 million fortune. She now lives in a trailer."


dumb bitch

El Padrino said...

"Former bin man, Michael Carroll, won £9.7 million aged just 19 years old in 2002. The self-named “King of Chavs” immediately bought four homes in the UK, a holiday villa in Spain, two BMWs, two Mercedes, and a stake in Glasgow Rangers Football Club. After committing petty crimes including breaching his ASBO and cocaine-possession, he was sentenced to nine months imprisonment in 2006 after he threatened teenagers with a baseball bat at a Christian Fellowship music event in Downham Market. He is now reported to be penniless once more."


these stories are making me feel so good

Jamie Busted Me said...

pshychos* are the worse

El Padrino said...

"William "Bud" Post III won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988. Unfortunately, his loved ones turned on him, when a former girlfriend sued him for a share of the winnings, his brother was arrested for hiring a hit man to kill him and his other siblings bullied him into investing in a car business and restaurant, which then failed miserably. Post even spent time in jail for firing a gun over the head of a bill collector and within a year, he was $1 million in debt. He eventually declared bankruptcy and lived quietly on $450 a month and food stamps, claiming "I'm tired…Lotteries don't mean [anything] to me".


awesome

isiah thompson said...

(medium income).


BRAVO!

look up large and small incomes next

El Padrino said...

"In 2002, Jake Whittacker won a $315 million power jackpot and started out with good intentions by donating money to several church-based charities and setting up a foundation that provided food and clothing to the West Virginian poor. However, his luck soon changed: he was arrested for drink driving, spent more than $100,000 in a strip-club, had $545,000 in cash stolen from his car and then another $200,000 stolen again. He became the subject of many lawsuits (most of which were settled out of court) which include being sued for gambling debts by Atlantic City casino. His granddaughter died of a drug overdose, funded by the $2,100 a week allowance he gave her."


100G's just to touch some titties, shit

isiah thompson said...

I've heard about that last one.

isiah thompson said...

Hollywood Henderson won two lotteries.

spaceman spiff said...

if you win the lottery you gotta try your best to keep that shit on the low, even from your wife and definitely fam

El Padrino said...

found this interesting, the new supreme court judge nominee dismissed a habeas petition because it was 4 days late

El Padrino said...

"if you win the lottery you gotta try your best to keep that shit on the low, even from your wife and definitely fam"


word

Keith S said...

Did EP get his fortune from the lottery?

El Padrino said...

no

Meiz said...

"Mr. Deskovic, now 35, filed a habeas corpus petition in 1997 in Federal District Court contesting his conviction. The court denied the request because the paperwork had arrived four days late."


Apparently it wasn't important enough to get it done on time.

Meiz said...

"Did EP get his fortune from the lottery?"


Gambling

Keith S said...

Seles, 35, has been seen out and about with Tom Golisano, the Buffalo Sabres owner and founder of the payroll firm Paychex whose passion is meddling in New York politics. When the New York Post cornered Golisano, who just brokered a deal giving Republicans control of the New York state Senate, the 67-year-old, three-times-divorced playa owned up.


Gross

isiah thompson said...

Monica Seles?

El Padrino said...

fucking old guys

Jugdish said...

fucking rich old guys

fixed

Keith S said...

"i might jump on it. i've got a truck now, 20 mpg if i'm lucky."

fyi...can't have better than 18mpg to qualify.

Keith S said...

"Monica Seles?"

yep

isiah thompson said...

Bodog could lose big if LA wins

isiah thompson said...

has this been linked? Starter trying to revive its brand with Romo

El Padrino said...

I so wanted to be an air traffic controller

El Padrino said...

wow starter

old school son

kodiac said...

if you win the lottery you gotta try your best to keep that shit on the low, even from your wife and definitely fam

yeah, good luck with that

Keith S said...

"I so wanted to be an air traffic controller"

I thought you wanted to be a pilot

El Padrino said...

ice booze thingie

isiah thompson said...

I thought you wanted to be a pilot


they wouldn't let him pilot while sitting on phone books.

El Padrino said...

"I thought you wanted to be a pilot"

yea, but if not that is 2nd best

Keith S said...

"they wouldn't let him pilot while sitting on phone books."

Good point

El Padrino said...

manvite.com

isiah thompson said...

"The PBA will give Fred Smoot entry into a PBA event and he can see where he stacks up against the best bowlers in the world. We think he might be in for a rude awakening because our pros are to bowling pins what he is to wide receivers."

Meiz said...

The bowlers let the pins score touchdowns?

spaceman spiff said...

"wow starter

old school son"

still have my skins starter jacket in my old room;s closet

spaceman spiff said...

facebookers FYI

Meiz said...

"still have my skins starter jacket in my old room;s closet"


Still have my Falcons & Pacers coats.

isiah thompson said...

I still have my LA Kings jacket and glock.

tem said...

tem does not live in the dayton area.

nor is tem's swimsuit green.

tem said...

""In 2002, Jake Whittacker won a $315 million power jackpot and started "


this dude was already a millionaire when he won the lottery.

tem said...

after 3 weeks of vball my team is 3-1.

i love flannagan's math.

tem said...

wall/lull

Meiz said...

boring

tem said...

indeed

tem said...

tyler is a quitter.

don't even quit.

tem said...

he'll miss it though.

he'll learn to not take LOV for granite.

isiah thompson said...

I don't endorse quitting.

isiah thompson said...

jews shooting at each other in DC

Meiz said...

"jews shooting at each other in DC"


Sounds good

El Padrino said...

miranda rights for terrorists, that's great, treat them like a us citizen is a wonderful idea, thanks obama!

isiah thompson said...

keef - I sent you an email from Y! baseibol.

isiah thompson said...

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for shame

isiah thompson said...

miranda rights for terrorists, that's great, treat them like a us citizen is a wonderful idea, thanks obama!

Pelosi should run her yap about this.

blue said...

IT guy just spent 2 hours debugging my computer...

and then telling me to quit surfing porn

isiah thompson said...

did you tell him how you don't need to surf for porn because you have nooners with the hot secretary?

then fire him?

tem said...

blue is in the process of firing him.

blue said...

he obviously thinks that guess her muff is not appropriate for the office.

i don't care.

blue said...

i won't fire him becuase he fixed it. and will fix it again when it gets all fucked over.

Jugdish said...

blue is in the process of firing him.

he is going to take him to lunch, Jerry Maguire style

tem said...

you look at GHM at work?

Jugdish said...

Blue Inc doesn't have a good big brother system apparently

blue said...

yes, it is SFW

blue said...

blue inc doesn't have any big brother...and up until recently didn't have anyone who even cared.

And the only reason he cared was because he spent 2 hours trying to find some crappy hidden viral infection.

blue said...

obama has a new healthcare plan?

Meiz said...

Nice work, blue

tem said...

how did your computer get swine flu?

Jugdish said...

one of the muff's he guessed had it


that muff has been fired

isiah thompson said...

stank muff

El Padrino said...

muffinstank

Jugdish said...

guess her stank

blue said...

some of those muffs are rank

tem said...

enough about muff, let's talk about dong.

/ep

isiah thompson said...

rank that stank

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

I give it a 10

blue said...

quit ranking on ep

Jugdish said...

match that snatch

tem said...

match that snatch could be cool.


show the snatch and then 5 possibilities.

El Padrino said...

Pietrus

El Padrino said...

badge the vadge

Jugdish said...

pick the dick




/ep

Jugdish said...

wadr

Keith S said...

"enough about muff, let's talk about dong.

/ep"


Hilarity

Meiz said...

Bossman tried to cut my hours this week. I had to tell him to pump his brakes on that one.

isiah thompson said...

nooone puts deke in a corner.

Meiz maybe, but not deke.

El Padrino said...

who is running cuba gooding's career?

he had to sell his soul to the devil for an oscar

blue said...

meiz went "beep beep beep" back that truck up.

tem said...

"who is running cuba gooding's career?

he had to sell his soul to the devil for an oscar"

exactly. he sold his soul, got his oscar, now he does snow dogs or whatever.

tem said...

"Bossman tried to cut my hours this week. "

need to get dummy some more time.

tem said...

"Researchers: Earth and Venus may collide in 3.5 billion years"

fucking scientists with their doomsday shit.

isiah thompson said...

""Researchers: Earth and Venus may collide in 3.5 billion years"

fucking scientists with their doomsday shit."

there will be like 350 million people on earth by then

Meiz said...

"need to get dummy some more time."


Obviously

tem said...

"Sources: Shooter is white supremacist "

you think? someone who shot up the holocaust museum is a white supremacist?? wow. shocking and surprising.

El Padrino said...

mc hammer has a reality show

the ad is hilarity

when life hits hard

hammer hits back

tem said...

ep hearts hammer

tem said...

ok

tem said...

i'll do it

tem said...

time for

tem said...

something

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