Thursday, June 25, 2009

2nd Annual No Knowledge NBA Lottery Mock

Alright, you know the rules. I'm not a big basketball fan, and I don't really pay attention to any teams but the Pacers. I think that makes me more qualified than your mom, so let's do this. As always, this is only the lottery picks because I don't care enough.

1. The Los Angeles Fails select Blake Griffin, forward who failed to graduate from Oklahoma.
This is happening. Don't try to fight it. Unless you're Griffin who should pull an Eli. His brother will be way better off being the first pick of the Globetrotters.

2. The Memphis Grizzles select Ricky Rubio, guard from Spain.
The Grizz are passing on Thabeet here because they already have Marc Gasol and Darko Milicic. They're set at center for the next 10 years. Or 10 days, I'm not sure. I heard someone say Rubio was a wizard. I'm not certain how that's going to help him on the basketball court.

3. The Seattle Zombies select James Harden, guard who didn't graduate from Arizona State.
I want the Zombies to fail. Best way for that is for me to make them pick a dude that sucks. And if Keith says someone from ASU sucks, that must mean they really do. He has a hard-en for ASU. Boom goes the dynamite.

4. The Sacramento Kings select Tyreke Evans, guard who didn't graduate from Memphis.
The Kings' roster on ESPN says they have 4 shooting guards. Now, I'm not a scientist, but I think that means you need another one. The last guard who was drafted after not graduating from Memphis was pretty good. Lightning doesn't strike twice.

5. The Minnesota Timberwolves select Hasheem Thabeet, center who didn't graduate from Connecticut.
So, what do you do when you have two of the better up and coming, young centers? Take a big stiff to back them up with a top 5 pick. Duh. What were you thinking? Kevin McHale's ghost is hauting the wolfies. This pick is really going to put a charge into the huge Tanzanian community in Minneapolis.

6. The Minnesota Timberwolves select Stephen Curry, guard who didn't graduate from Davidson.
Kevin McHale's ghost decides to make a good pick. Steph is a good shooter, and after much research into the game of basketball, I've found that shooting the ball into the hoop consistently is the main objective. They pick a guy who can do the most important basketball thing, sounds good to me.

7. The Golden State Warrior Princesses select Jordan Hill, forward who didn't graduate from Arizona.
Holy crap, Keith Smart is an assistant coach for the Warriors. You won IU a championship a little over a month after I was born. Good job. Don Nelson hates Andris Bierdins. That's not a joke, either. He's replacing Andris with a more althetic guy. By the way, the Warriors' captains: Bierdins, Stephen Jackson and Ronny Turiaf. Ronny freaking Turiaf. Hot damn.

I didn't find a sponsor this year, so no break in the middle of the draft. Onwards.

8. The New York Knickerbockerers select Brandon Jennings, guard who spent the past year backpacking through Europe.
Word is that Jennings learned 3 words of Italian while playing there. The Knicks are drafting him so that ninny Danilo will feel more at home. It's almost certain to work. If the Knicks don't pick Jennings here, look for them to pick Jrue Holliday, because nothing says "New York" like spelling something wrong.

9. The Toronto Raptors select Jrue Holliday, guard who didn't graduate from UCLA.
Shawn Marion got traded to the Raptors last year. I totally forgot about that. We have our first Canadian, eh, to be taken. Funny that he goes to the only Canadian team. Canadians are afraid of the dark. Canadians spit in people's mouths at 7-11's. Something half-witty.

10. The Milwaukee Bucks select Terrence Williams, guard who actually graduated from Louisville.
I honestly have no idea who this guy is. Literally never heard of him before. Definitely a perfect match for the Bucks. No one cares or remembers who plays there and no one will care or remember who this guy is.

11. The New Jersey Nets select Jonny Flynn, guard who didn't graduate from Syracuse.
The Nets are continuing their tradition of pretending to be from New York by selecting a player that pretended to play for a team in New York. I wonder if Carter's going to try this year. I don't think his contract is expiring, so probably not.

12. The Charlotte Hornets select DeMar DeRozan, guard who didn't graduate from USC.
The last one and done guard from USC was OJ Mayo. Someone let me know how he played last year so I can forecast what DeRozan does. Who am I kidding, DeRozan will suck. He will just be too distracted what with being stalked by Tim Floyd. Floyd needs the money he paid DeRozan to come to USC back. Dollar dollar bill, yo.

13. The Indiana Pacers select DeJuan Blair, forward who didn't graduate from Pittsburgh.
I've gone back and forth on this pick a few times. I really want them to take the local kid, Jeff Teague, but I just think Blair's a better fit. Even though he's slow, he can rebound real well. Wait, the Pacers already have Jeff Foster. Strike all that I just said.

13. The Indiana Pacers select Jeff Teague, guard who graduated from Pike High School.
Red Devils, bitches!

14. The Phoenix Suns select Tyler Hansbrough, forward who graduated from North Carolina.
Even with Robin Lopez, the Suns still fall short of meeting their awkward tall white guy quotient. They really did well to get Psycho T here. He's everything the Suns are looking for. Also, Hansbrough's personality seems like it'd be a great fit with laid-back, non-crazy people like Stat, Shaq, Nash and everyone else on the Suns. Plus, zeke might kill a man if this actually happened.

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kodiac said...

NO HAY BANDA

JFreak said...

The band is out on the field.

kodiac said...

Silencio

kodiac said...

great post BTW (ns)

Meiz said...

golf picks

Meiz said...

Bo Jones says The Diesel is a Cavalier. Oh baybee!

Meiz said...

Bucks won't take Williams

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Might be freak's best post

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Shaq to the Cavs, and Ben Wallace still hasn't decided if he's gonna retire or not

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Vlad shaved his head

Jugdish said...

I heard on the radio this morning that the Rockets are having their draft party at the House of Blues tonight...yet they don't have a draft pick.

maybe they should have had a championship parade too...that would have been suite!

H said...

Does Shaq hurt or help the Lebrons?

Jugdish said...

If they manage his minutes right he should help LeBron.

Jugdish said...

He still averaged what, 17/9 last year if I remember that right?

tem said...

that was as solid as an entertaining mock draft as i will read.

tem said...

hmm, that is hard to understand.

i'll rephrase.

good job freak.

Beth said...

that was as solid as an entertaining mock draft as i will have read to me.

*fixed for you tem

Steve said...

Aren't the cavs missing a wing man.

I didn't think rebounding and post presence were issues for them last year.

tem said...

also, shaq definitely helps lebron on the court. he hurts him off the court.

now lebron is going to have to out goof off shaq and shaq is going to have to out goof off lebron.

by mid season these two are going to do team introductions wearing queen facepaint and then later dress up as native americans and do pow wow dances. it is going to get real bad. shaq might bring a poisonous snake onto the court for no reason at all.

tem said...

"*fixed for you tem

good fix

tem said...

"Aren't the cavs missing a wing man.

I didn't think rebounding and post presence were issues for them last year."

d howard crushed them in the playoffs. shaq should help that out a bit.

tem said...

"Aren't the cavs missing a wing man."

they need one of these too.


as a team they really need lots of help. other than lebron they aren't really great at any position.

although that one guy (vair a jow) is a good energy guy who makes hustle plays and looks like a douche. so they don't need another one of them.

El Padrino said...

"shaq might bring a poisonous snake onto the court for no reason at all."

hilarious

El Padrino said...

cavs making a serious run at the title in bron's last year

tem said...

you can pen them into the eastern conference finals right now.

El Padrino said...

oh i will, lock city, fuck boston

tem said...

won't sharks eat some of these air france bodies?

El Padrino said...

tell you what though, clev better build a better city, i saw those tourism vidoes

between shaq's posse, lebrons posse, delonte west's tats and the celebs that will come to see shaq and bron they'll need more restaurants and clubs

El Padrino said...

"won't sharks eat some of these air france bodies?"

sure

Jugdish said...

"I let them down by creating a fiction with regard to where I was going," Sanford said.


creating a fiction? sounds so much better than fucking liar

Jugdish said...

"won't sharks eat some of these air france bodies?"



i saw a headline this morning that they found the captain's body. They knew because he was still wearing his hat

tem said...

"they'll need more restaurants and clubs"

well they have the rock n roll hall of fame, isn't that enough?

tem said...

"They knew because he was still wearing his hat"

if the plane tore apart in mid air wouldn't his hat blow off?

Steve said...

"Also Thursday, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the declared winner in the disputed June 12 election, told President Obama to stop "interfering" in Iran's affairs, the semi-official Fars news agency reported."


damn. I thought for a moment that England was gonna be the bad guys for once. but nope, it alwasy comes back to us.

Jugdish said...

so is your face!

Jugdish said...

if the plane tore apart in mid air wouldn't his hat blow off?


you'd think so

El Padrino said...

bobby pins

tem said...

"bobby pins"

not an expert on these, but do they hold a hat on during a fall from 30,000 feet?

Jugdish said...

the good ones do

Jugdish said...

plus maybe he had a chin strap

H said...

That wasn't (s) about the hat? He was seriously still wearing it? Freaky.

Jugdish said...

that was a big S on the hat

tem said...

that is less fun.

El Padrino said...

URGENT: TIME COVER IS... OBAMA!

fucking cnn

17th time btw he is the cover boy

grow up

El Padrino said...

obama = billy mays

tem said...

that's 17 more covers than i have.

Jugdish said...

keef

El Padrino said...

"If he gets assaulted while he's in there, that's big news, and the BOP hates publicity," said Levine. "If anything comes down on Madoff, it's going to come down on the warden."

madoff is going to buy all these bitches in jail who they kidding

Meiz said...

"The students then kept most of the money that came in but never attended class."


So they were essentially regular college students.

Meiz said...

If you homosexes are interested, I created an actual scoring only FNFL



ID# 149534

PW: tdfgsafety

tem said...

can i draft all kickers?

tem said...

i guess i mean can I play all kickers?

tem said...

i suppose nothing stops me from drafting all kickers.

El Padrino said...

they score points so no

tem said...

your face scores points?

El Padrino said...

with the ladies, yes

Meiz said...

"i guess i mean can I play all kickers?"


Interesting

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"by mid season these two are going to do team introductions wearing queen facepaint"


I don't remember Queen wearing face paint

Steve said...

Microsoft give the big middle finger to europe

They are some evil sons of bitches, but they're damn good at it.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Happy Birthday!

tem said...

"I don't remember Queen wearing face paint"

meant KISS.

tem said...

gene simmons is going to kill me for typing Queen instead of KISS.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

You ok, spiff?

tem said...

meeting time. yay.

then lunch.

then another meeting.

yay.


ETEO

Meiz said...

I hate when people are shady about the mundane, ordinary items they're shipping.

No, I don't want to steal the keys to your vacant apartment in East Bumfuck, MA.

blue said...

that was pretty good freak

some might say that freak has turned a corner with his posts and has put some actual "thought" into it.


either way, i liked it.

blue said...

"No, I don't want to steal the keys to your vacant apartment in East Bumfuck, MA."

if you were devoted to OFB, you'd steal those keys

Meiz said...

"if you were devoted to OFB, you'd steal those keys"

I just randomly threw that out there.

El Padrino said...

work freak good shit

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Fuck you, bitch

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"They have gone to incredible measures to get all of our belongings back, dry them out," she said. "However, I think in doing so, there was this huge oversight in 'Let's take care of these passengers.'"


Um, how about the fact that you're still alive because the pilot saved your ass.

Meiz said...

"8. The New York Knickerbockerers select Brandon Jennings, guard who spent the past year backpacking through Europe. "


Stop it. We all know Brandon Jennings isn't a white grad student with millionaire parents.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Good for him

Jugdish said...

if keef keeps posting these links, he could get a suite writing gig with the dailystache.

El Padrino said...

what a cunt

blue said...

i've got nada

El Padrino said...

shaq cant hit a Free Throw but will beat this maniac in HORSE?

tem said...

so i missed little.

i am hungry already.

1st meeting sucked and now i have to move my other meeting up.

which involves tracking down a guy who doesn't seem to want to be tracked down.

blue said...

you need to hire the A-team

El Padrino said...

global banking is where it's at

tem said...

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

tem said...

"you need to hire the A-team"

i can't find them.

Meiz said...

"shaq cant hit a Free Throw but will beat this maniac in HORSE?"


At best the kid's a one trick pony. More likely, one of his boys is a video guy.

The shot from behind the wall? He just magically knows it went in?


I'm not impressed.

El Padrino said...

kids dont know how to play ball

El Padrino said...

No prospect in this year’s draft knows this better than point guard Brandon Jennings. Last year, Mr. Jennings was one of America’s best high-school point guards and the quintessential product of AAU. Rather than doing a one-year minimum stint in college before entering the NBA draft, he played a season in Italy where, he says, things were different.

His time in Europe began with a rare stretch for an AAU product: He went weeks without touching a basketball. His team spent the preseason running across Roman parks and soccer fields.

In September, they retreated to an Italian mountain hideaway for two weeks and ran there, too. They practiced fundamentals and rarely scrimmaged. Coming from the AAU, this was new for Mr. Jennings, who averaged 5.5 points per game in limited minutes during the in Italy.

It was, he says, the most intense two weeks of his basketball life. If he’d never gone to Europe, he says, “I wouldn’t know the pick-and-roll game. I wouldn’t know how to guard, wouldn’t know how to fight through screens. I’m stronger now.”

Mr. Jennings, who will almost certainly be a first-round pick Thursday, says the experience will give him an edge over other players in the draft.

Meiz said...

I want a handgun, but I don't want to have to spend the big coin on a Smith & Wesson, Glock, or a Springfield. Yet, I wouldn't want a POS.

blue said...

it takes a lot to impress the pecos

tem said...

then steal one.

Meiz said...

"then steal one."

No thanks

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

That HORSE video kinda looks fake. Throwing it that high and far behind your back is pretty difficult.

El Padrino said...

i'd stay away from handguns cheddarmeiz

Meiz said...

"That HORSE video kinda looks fake. Throwing it that high and far behind your back is pretty difficult."


exactly

El Padrino said...

"That HORSE video kinda looks fake. Throwing it that high and far behind your back is pretty difficult."

i dont disagree but.....maybe that's why shaq wants to see it for himself

Meiz said...

"i'd stay away from handguns cheddarmeiz"


I'm not some nimrod city slicker that doesn't know how to handle a firearm.

blue said...

re: jennings

yeah teams are always looking for that guard who can't get any playing time in Italy .

Meiz said...

Where's Beth?

Do you guys know that we can see through some of the skirts you wear? Especially in summer?

blue said...

you can only see through them in the summer?

El Padrino said...

"Do you guys know that we can see through some of the skirts you wear? Especially in summer?"

they know, fucking sluts, but when we punch them in the head and force ourselves onto/in them they scream rape

whores

El Padrino said...

"re: jennings

yeah teams are always looking for that guard who can't get any playing time in Italy ."

thought it was interesting, i'm not a fan of drafting jennings btw

blue said...

some chick sent her picture along with her resume


she's looks alright..i think i'll interview her

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Would be awsome* if the picture was someone else

blue said...

nuggets GM mark warkensdtioansdnt had a great interview on the radio yesterday.

mentioned the fact that no matter how shitty a draft there is usually 10-12 guys who become solid NBA players...the trick is finding one of those 10-12.

If Jennings sucked in Italy, i would expect him to suck in the NBA.

El Padrino said...

interested in seeing Dillinger movie

blue said...

warkentionsdong on thabeet..."have you ever been in a bar at about midnight or 1am, and you drink a girl pretty?...well that girl is Thabeet. Are you going to feel good waking up friday morning, or be ashamed?"

El Padrino said...

there's truth to that but remember it takes kids a few years to play well in the pros, i wouldnt necesarily write off a kid because he avg 5 points overseas

again, i am not an advocate of drafting him but whose to say he wont be one of those 12

El Padrino said...

warkentionsdong on thabeet..."have you ever been in a bar at about midnight or 1am, and you drink a girl pretty?...well that girl is Thabeet. Are you going to feel good waking up friday morning, or be ashamed?"


same thing applies for Odom?

Beth said...

"Where's Beth?

Do you guys know that we can see through some of the skirts you wear? Especially in summer?"

Hell yeah we know. Sometimes we just chance that the light won't be behind us if we don't feel like wearing a slip.

And sometimes we want you to see through it. :-)

El Padrino said...

"And sometimes we want you to see through it. :-)"

See?

they are sick, sick people

Beth said...

And with meiz possibly getting a gun, if you're near the top of his kill list you may want to leave the country right about now...

Beth said...

"they are sick, sick people"

So you don't like seeing thru a woman's skirt, got it.

Meiz said...

"And with meiz possibly getting a gun, if you're near the top of his kill list you may want to leave the country right about now..."


I already have one, El Padrino.

Meiz said...

Also, I love you.

Beth said...

"I already have one, El Padrino"

Yeah but now you're getting serious, one gun in each hand, Cho style.

Meiz said...

"Yeah but now you're getting serious, one gun in each hand, Cho style."


Nah. Gotta have 2 hands for the shotty. Hand cannon will be to finish off the wounded.

blue said...

"same thing applies for Odom?"

everyone loved Odom for the most part...nobody saw it as a dumb pick at the time.

now...

different story.

i'm on record saying they should draft Durant.

imagine that team with Roy, Durant, aldridge, and the other homos they have.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Does Odom = Oden?

El Padrino said...

"So you don't like seeing thru a woman's skirt, got it."

i do, but i dont like the nasty look back when caught

Meiz said...

"imagine that team with Roy, Durant, aldridge, and the other homos they have."

Rudy

El Padrino said...

which is rare

i'm a ninja when it comes to eye fucking bitches

Beth said...

"i'm a ninja when it comes to eye fucking bitches"

Women usually realize it WAY more than guys think they do.

blue said...

"Does Odom = Oden?"

you don't speak spanish?

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

Fuck being a ninja about it. If they're gonna wear that shit, I'm gonna look. Fuck em if they don't like it.

El Padrino said...

"Women usually realize it WAY more than guys think they do."

of course, sickos

El Padrino said...

"The stunning defeat of Spain is probably the greatest victory ever by the U.S. soccer team."

is this even remotely true?

blue said...

i see the humor in this story

even if it was reported by the devil

blue said...

"is this even remotely true?"

sadly, yes

US soccer sucks

Meiz said...

"is this even remotely true?"


Remotely? Absolutely.

El Padrino said...

Pizza Hut is trying to rebrand itself as "The Hut."

El Padrino said...

this looks dope

H said...

"is this even remotely true?"

Yes

H said...

I make no apologies about checking women out, hence no worries about "getting caught." If it's being shown off, they obviously want you to look.

Meiz said...

"Pizza Hut is trying to rebrand itself as "The Hut.""


::jaw on floor::

El Padrino said...

"sportsguy33 On Cowherd's show, Dunleavy just called me a "joke writer" & said I had "no credibility." Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle!"


burn

H said...

So one of my colleagues decides to have a few cocktails last night. Runs out of booze, so he gets in his cab and drives to the packie that's literally across the street from his house. The guy behind the counter refuses to serve him, leading to a verbal confrontation. Counter guy calls cops to tell them he's driving the cab while drunk. Cops go to his house but don't arrest him. Instead they call the owner of the company, who in turn sends a tow truck to retrieve the cab. Needless to say, dude got fired. Dumbas.

H said...

Little lull here

El Padrino said...

bryce harper clips on utube are good

El Padrino said...

how many games did goodell suspend your colleague for?

Deluxe said...

3 reasons Shaq will be a beast this year.

1.Final year of his contract and he wants to play a couple more so he will bust ass.

2.Kobe just got a ring and as much as Shaq says they are friends, Shaq would love to get another to stick it to Kobe.

Remember this, "Kobe how does my ass taste?"

3.Everyone is calling D Howard the new Superman, so being in the East now plus with the comments SVG made about Shaq flopping against Howard, Shaq is going to punish the Magic.

tem said...

"Does Odom = Oden?"

had same question.

Deluxe said...

anyone heard anything about Vick being reinstated yet? He served his time.

El Padrino said...

shaw gonna be a beast i agree

but dont forget he'll take off 30 games or so, just to be playoff fresh

Meiz said...

Shaq better get some of them good steroids.

Meiz said...

Vick's irrelevant right now.

El Padrino said...

anyone want Posada in Y!

also, Harden, Price and McClouth are available in keeper

not trying to cause a riot but jus sayin

El Padrino said...

Farrah Fawcett dead...

blue said...

"Pizza Hut is trying to rebrand itself as "The Hut.""

this might be the funniest case of el padrino that i've read or had read to me

blue said...

"shaw gonna be a beast i agree"

see odom=oden

blue said...

brian shaw was always a beast

El Padrino said...

the w is next to the q

Meiz said...

"also, Harden, Price and McClouth are available in keeper

not trying to cause a riot but jus sayin"


All of my shitty players are available, too.

Steve said...

Senators to introduce Iran legislation

Im not sure how i feel about this. I like the idea, but i've never been a fan of meddling.

blue said...

fuck that, leave iran alone

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"Pizza Hut is trying to rebrand itself as "The Hut.""

no shit?

blue said...

actually got some pizzaz from the hut last night...and sure as shit, the box says "the hut" now

Jugdish said...

pizza hut no = "the hut"

Jugdish said...

now

Meiz said...

"this might be the funniest case of el padrino that i've read or had read to me"


agreed

Meiz said...

Look at Rain Man. He practically bankrupted a casino, and he's a ratard.

Jugdish said...

same with steve...except for the casino part

tem said...

"this might be the funniest case of el padrino that i've read or had read to me"


second part is true for me.

El Padrino said...

that was linked

gtfo

damn

El Padrino said...

anal cancer, so you can die from any cancer i guess

El Padrino said...

meiz chill out on the buttsex anal cancer is going around now

El Padrino said...

i'm hoping between anal cancer and aids that all the fags will buttfuck each other to death, literally

El Padrino said...

suite, naked chicks allowed on the iphone

Jugdish said...

anal cancer, so you can die from any cancer i guess

except for maybe clubhouse cancer

El Padrino said...

"except for maybe clubhouse cancer"

locker room cancer too

Jugdish said...

those cancers won't kill you, they are just really annoying

Jugdish said...

I think I'm all twittered out...and I don't even have a twitter account

El Padrino said...

meester butt and tit shots, NSFW

stills from the vidyo

El Padrino said...

just stay home and watch the kids, be a mother and supportive wife ok, no one wants to see your ugly face anyway

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"that was linked

gtfo

damn"


Shocking, I know

El Padrino said...

i gotta pay more attention

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

The Johan sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You ok, spiff?"

was at the game last night

NS

didnt hear the shots, but saw the cop cars.

getting free wings from claim jumper because the angels scored 10, thanks blue!

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

TWHNBS

Spaceman Spiff said...

10+*

El Padrino said...

no way i'm guessing what that is

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

So who's gonna round out the death trifecta?

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"no way i'm guessing what that is"

Claim Jumper is a restaurant

El Padrino said...

TWHNBS

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

That is correct

El Padrino said...

claim jumper is a good name for a restaurant

El Padrino said...

1-1 game on bitches

tem said...

"i'm hoping between anal cancer and aids that all the fags will buttfuck each other to death, literally"

i don't think you can catch anal cancer from buttfucking someone who has it.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

tem would know

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

I mean because you're a scientist. Not because you're ghey

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

pill #5 down the hatch

tem said...

"I mean because you're a scientist. Not because you're ghey"

obviously because i am a scientist.

El Padrino said...

"i don't think you can catch anal cancer from buttfucking someone who has it."

because you dont have anal cancer?

tem said...

knicks bought the lakers pick for $3M?

Meiz said...

"pill #5 down the hatch"


Almost a third of the way there!

tem said...

"because you dont have anal cancer?"

no because it is science.

my lack of anal cancer has nothing to do with it.

Cuntry Bumpkin said...

"Almost a third of the way there!"

You're no mathematician

tem said...

14 pills, how many are the same thing?

like are you taking 1 drug 14 times a day? or is it like 4 drugs totaling 14 pills?

Meiz said...

"You're no mathematician"


I thought the number was 17

El Padrino said...

14 pills for what, anal cancer?

dr j + pills

only one conclusion

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino