Thursday, May 28, 2009

Whedon minimarathon

So I've been watching Joss Whedon projects for the past some odd hours.

First happened Dollhouse. Eliza Dushku is hot. I think it's going in the right direction. Supposedly on the DVD there's a new pilot and finale.

New came Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. In the commentizaries, NPH suggest taking a shot every time he does a crazy blink. I would/would not recommend it. Would if you plan on being drunk. Would not if you don't. Dr. Horrible is quite funny. Plus good music and NPH and Nathan Fillion. Felicia Day has a great day.

I said it last night, but Zambrano throwing out the umpire was absolutely awesome. That ump needs to be suspended. The ump definitely initiated the contact. I never saw how far he threw that ball, but I like to imagine it landed in the left field bbleachers. I remember distincting the Cubs announcers talking early in the year about someone killing hte Gatorade machine. And then it happened. Sweet.

Firefly was the last of the Joss Whedon mi-ma (that's mini-marathon for your cretins). I'm okay with the space western theme, but I think Joss takes it too literally. At some points it's just too much. It should be more subtle. Nathan Fillion is great. He's the only reason I watched a few episodes of Castle. Also, the main chick from that show is aitch oh tee tee hot. I hate the country musical interludes.

dAmn, the Lakers won. I'm really hoping for a Nuggest-Magic series, just to piss Stern off. He deserves it. The being pissed off thing.

As Captain Hammer says, "I think this is what pain feels like." and earlier, "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?!"

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Beth said...

I may be the only one, but I had to google Joss Whedon to find out who he is.

tem said...

tem likes whedon.

firefly was a good show.

which chick are you saying is the aitch oooooo teee one? the prostitute is smoking hot. the mechanic is my next fav because she has that hot but attainable look. she even made that one list of chicks i had...whatever i called it.

Jugdish said...

I may be the only one, but I had to google Joss Whedon to find out who he is.


you're not the only one who didn't know who he was, I just didn't care enough to google. I'm sure he is awesome though

Beth said...

"tem likes whedon"

I've long ago quit trying to predict what movies and actors/actresses tem has seen and knows and which one he doesn't. Seems to be no rhyme or reason to it.

Steve said...

Mechanic
prostitute
Crazy Chick

that show had lots of talent.

Steve said...

pretty good movie too.

tem said...

"Seems to be no rhyme or reason to it."

this is true.

tem said...

i am an educated redneck. there is no telling what i will or will not like.

Beth said...

"i am an educated redneck"

I've met plenty of rednecks in my life and plenty of educated men, but VERY few educated rednecks. You're a rare breed tem.

tem said...

indeed

Steve said...

that's how tem rolls.

tem said...

so how are those cavs doing?

people in columbus won't talk about it.

Meiz said...

This shit where bossman is 30 minutes to an hour late on Thursdays pisses me off, because I gotta take a dump like a motherfucker. I'm in serious pain right now.


Fuck it. I'm shitting.

Bluggets said...

just go man

Jugdish said...

sounds like someone needs some adult diapers on Thursdays

Bluggets said...

blue knows joss whedon...isn't he the guy who made buffy

Bluggets said...

i guess if i "knew" him, i wouldn't have to ask that question

Bluggets said...

i think the chick that freak was talking about being aitch ohhhh teee hot, is the chick in the show Castle

tem said...

yes he did the buffy tv show.

Bluggets said...

or at least that's how i read it

Meiz said...

I hope we didn't get robbed

tem said...

he also wrote the movie i think.

Meiz said...

Joss Whedon is that British singer chick, right?

Steve said...

Good News

More Good News

tem said...

i read it as he was talking about Firefly, but maybe you are correct.

tem said...

since i can't read, i misread things a lot.

tem said...

"Joss Whedon is that British singer chick, right?"

no

Bluggets said...

yep, joss whedon is going to win britain's got talent

Meiz said...

"no"


It was S, nerd.

Bluggets said...

oh, snap...nerd

tem said...

dork

Steve said...

nerd/dork


ya'll are bringing out the big guns.

Meiz said...

Steely Dan

Bluggets said...

i hate those stupid puppets

Bluggets said...

i hope they make a puppet commercial where dwight howard crushes the dreams of puppet lebron

tem said...

maybe they will make an SNL skit of that.

Bluggets said...

SNL is over

tem said...

i heard it was under.

Jugdish said...

its a push

Bluggets said...

meiz has a camera, he should make a youtube video where he crushes puppet lebron

Jugdish said...

is puppet lebron better than puppet jordan?

tem said...

stop it.

Bluggets said...

puppet lebron isn't even better than gonzo

Jugdish said...

grover > puppet lebron

Meiz said...

5 Puppet LeBrons >>>>>> 5 Puppet Jordans

tem said...

yeah but a team of kermit, fozzie, gonzo, animal and dr. teeth would own a team of 5 lebrons.

Bluggets said...

no doubt.

the team of puppet lebrons and puppet kobes wouldn't stand a chance against kermit and friends

even miss piggy would dunk on puppet lebron

Jugdish said...

a team of freak sock puppets would take a team of lebron puppets to 7 games, but would lose game 7

tem said...

wow US and South Korea militaries are on their highest alert levelsince 2006.

damn 2006 was a long time ago. this is freaking huge news.

Bluggets said...

"wow US and South Korea militaries are on their highest alert levelsince 2006"

so the guys getting kilt in iraq haven't been on alert? so then it's their fault they keep getting kilt

Meiz said...

"a team of freak sock puppets would take a team of lebron puppets to 7 games, but would lose game 7"


I guess they blew their load on the first 6 games

tem said...

ISWYDT

tem said...

"so the guys getting kilt in iraq haven't been on alert? "

i bet they are on alert as well.

maybe they should try a higher level of alert.

Meiz said...

I could go for some fast food today

Bluggets said...

maybe they are confused by the alert level color schemes.

i would typically think that when engaged in an actual war, you'd be on your highest alert, level orange

Meiz said...

I'm definitely having Qdoba this afternoon

Meiz said...

I'm gonna ogle their menu right now

Steve said...

"maybe they are confused by the alert level color schemes."

whatever happened to those terror alert levels?

tem said...

i thought mauve was higher than orange?

Bluggets said...

i still think dane cook is a doushe

tem said...

he is a jeouche.


it is a jerk/douche combo.


also what drunk tem calls people when he can't decide whether to call them a jerk or a douche.

Steve said...

"Although the system consists of five levels, the threat level has never been lowered on a nationwide basis to Guarded (Blue) or Low (Green), although the state of Hawaii lowered it to Guarded for several months in 2003.[19] The threat level has stood at Elevated (Yellow) for most of its existence. In New York City it has stayed at High (Orange) since the start of the system."

so that's why they're always ducking.

Meiz said...

"whatever happened to those terror alert levels?"


They deleted it when the terrorists won in November.

El Padrino said...

mortgages still suck

Meiz said...

Anybody know anything or hear anything about illegals lawfully getting drivers licenses?

Bluggets said...

homeland security always has its head on a swivel

Meiz said...

"mortgages still suck"


Water is still wet

tem said...

"mortgages still suck"

is this another el pad hates america thing?

Bluggets said...

EP just hates banks that make shitty loans

Steve said...

BOA is running this ad spot here saying they are willing to loan our money back to us.

It's fantastic.

El Padrino said...

just posting financial news

tem said...

tem does hate banks.

Bluggets said...

bankers are the worse

Bluggets said...

1% foreclosure rate doesn't seem awful

Bluggets said...

your face is awful

Bluggets said...

spiff rejected my trade...damn

carlos lee is now available in the keepwer league

Steve said...

Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackersEvil, just pure evil.

El Padrino said...

"carlos lee is now available in the keepwer league"

kemp and tulo for Lee

Jugdish said...

your face for lee

Bluggets said...

serious inquiries only

El Padrino said...

el padrino wants el caballo

make it happen

tem said...

lee for all your mess

Tyler said...

Drunk Freak post >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>normal Freak post

Meiz said...

I wish I hadn't eaten my Lunchable yesterday

Jugdish said...

that was close

El Padrino said...

blue sent

Keith S said...

"5 Puppet LeBrons >>>>>> 5 Puppet Jordans"


Not yet

Keith S said...

"that was close"

What kind of idiot doesn't check their lotto tickets?

Keith S said...

I'm up to 4 guys on the DL in the Y! league. And manny

Meiz said...

Vote Manny

Keith S said...

Women are loony

Keith S said...

Live here, mize

Meiz said...

The Pfister is super expensive.

Unrelated: I got Nolan Ryan's autograph there.

Meiz said...

Dice K was lights out yesterday

Keith S said...

eteo

El Padrino said...

wow that's a long sg

isiah thompson said...

Joss Whedon

::frank stallone::

Meiz said...

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

isiah thompson said...

5 Puppet LeBrons >>>>>> 5 Puppet Jordans

hilarity


but fo real do, Lil' Penny was the most gangsta (maybe NS)

El Padrino said...

lil penny was the greatest

Bluggets said...

century

Steve said...

Pregnant Ex-Guard May Be Hit With Rape Charge After Sex With Inmate Boyfriend

stupid.

Bluggets said...

huh?

El Padrino said...

been starting to really get back to nfl news, notes, troilling around for tidbits, i'm pumped

El Padrino said...

and now that i have nfl network it's really on

isiah thompson said...

been starting to really get back to nfl news, notes, troilling around for tidbits, i'm pumped

nerve* left keeping an eye on the NFL. dynasty leagues for FF, keeps you involved.

isiah thompson said...

and now that i have nfl network it's really on


NFLN is clutch

isiah thompson said...

EP did you see that Fran Tarkenton quote I put up yesterday?

isiah thompson said...

“I think [Favre] has been a great flamboyant quarterback, but he has made more stupid plays than any great quarterback that I’ve ever seen,” Tarkenton said. “Look at his final game in a Packers uniform [the 2007 NFC title game]. He blew that game against the Giants. He’s playing against Eli Manning. I love Eli Manning, but he’s still not a great quarterback. He’s not Peyton yet, or Tom Brady. He’s just a guy. And [the Packers] are playing at home, and they’re in a tight situation, they went to overtime and [Favre] throws the interception that allows [the Giants] to come back and win the game.”

just a guy! classic

El Padrino said...

yeah i saw that

Meiz said...

New guy got his shipment of baby turkeys today.

What a goober

Steve said...

"New guy got his shipment of baby turkeys today."

he's a farmer? or is this some other kinda turkey?

Meiz said...

Small scale farming. He raises & keeps 'em like pets. And when they're too old or fat, he shoots 'em, and eats 'em.

Meiz said...

Same with ducks & chickens.

Bluggets said...

what does he need to work for then?

tem said...

goober, dork and nerd in one day.

trifecta.

Steve said...

my grandmother had ducks when i was young lad.

temperamental little bastards.

Steve said...

"goober, dork and nerd in one day."

we're missing dweeb, loser and square

Jugdish said...

and spaz...was spaz used?

Meiz said...

"what does he need to work for then?"

He's not really a farmer. Just has a little farm of pets.

Keith S said...

fucking soccer fans

JFreak said...

"which chick are you saying is the aitch oooooo teee one?"

That is in reference to the chick from the show, Castle.

It was sort of a tangent.

Meiz said...

Gotta love that soccer.

Steve said...

"fucking soccer fans"


I read an article earlier, i'll see if i can find it. but it was talking about the thousands of police offices needed to secure Rome for the final soccer match. they're having to protect national monuments, stores, "civilians" etc etc from the soccer hooligans

JFreak said...

Has anyone else seen Dr. Horrible?

If not, go watch now.

Steve said...

soccer hooligans

Keith S said...

Is anyone else sitting at home on a Thursday afternoon?

If so, go watch now.



*fized

JFreak said...

I figure EP can watch, he's never busy, right?

Keith S said...

EP's always mad busy, yo.

Keith S said...

lull

Keith S said...

turd

JFreak said...

so's your face.

Keith S said...

rev

Keith S said...

We need some WOE de Mize to liven this place up right now

Keith S said...

Apparently, this is big news

Keith S said...

This dude really is a creep

Jugdish said...

I signed up for a 30 or 60 mile bike ride in dept...distance varies depending on what I get in shape for. a diabetes fund raiser ride

Jugdish said...

should be suite

isiah thompson said...

Apparently, this is big news

they still make comic books?

Keith S said...

Use this to train

Keith S said...

"they still make comic books?"

Exactly

isiah thompson said...

I signed up for a 30 or 60 mile bike ride in dept...distance varies depending on what I get in shape for. a diabetes fund raiser ride


hopefully you can find a website with a work-out program to help you train.

Jugdish said...

I'm not worried about the ride, but at every stop we have to do 100 push ups. Do you have anything for that?

isiah thompson said...

lady at work just emailed me and it had two attachments.

I couldn't open one of the attachments bc she must have messed with the file extension.

I emailed her back that I couldn't open one of the files.

She emails back just one file.

I had to email her back to explain that I still couldn't open it.

When she finally attached the correct file it turns out it was something I took care of for her 2 weeks ago and emailed her the details of what I did then.

I'm pretty sure she can't read. NS

Keith S said...

Sorry, can't help you

Bluggets said...

i know of a place you can learn to do 200 situps

isiah thompson said...

Sorry, can't help you


a real random "blog friend" would find out where she lives and off her.

thanks for nothing keef.

Keith S said...

That place is a myth, blew

Keith S said...

"a real random "blog friend" would find out where she lives and off her.

thanks for nothing keef."


My comment was for jug asking about doing pushups

isiah thompson said...

so you will find out where she lives and off her.

you're a paragon of virtue keef.

thanks and regards.

Keith S said...

I don't have time to find someone and off them. I'm mad busy.

isiah thompson said...

I don't have time to find someone and off them. I'm mad busy.

hilarity

Keith S said...

Is she the one whose son was drafted by mlb

Bluggets said...

i like where this is headed

isiah thompson said...

Is she the one whose son was drafted by mlb

missing front toofis
hellacious breath
illiterate

all the same lady

Meiz said...

Jackpot!

Downtown Cedarburg efficiency, $385 a month.

Steve said...

"Downtown Cedarburg efficiency, $385 a month."

are you gonna join the crips or the bloods?

isiah thompson said...

Downtown Cedarburg efficiency, $385 a month.

does it have a shitter?

Meiz said...

"does it have a shitter?"


I would hope so

Meiz said...

Why does my dad have me over here? Clearly, I'm not doing anything useful.

Keith S said...

"Downtown Cedarburg efficiency, $385 a month."


Sounds nice

Keith S said...

"Why does my dad have me over here? Clearly, I'm not doing anything useful."

He knew you had nowhere else to go

Meiz said...

And now he's leaving again. WTF am I doing here?

isiah thompson said...

efficiency = one room with a bathroom and that's it?

isiah thompson said...

He knew you had nowhere else to go

never unfunny

isiah thompson said...

And now he's leaving again. WTF am I doing here?


you're there to work, not play

Meiz said...

"efficiency = one room with a bathroom and that's it?"


I expect it to be more than that in Cedarburg. I'd be surprised if its a true efficiency.

isiah thompson said...

maybe he wants you to dust off that goddman tv in the basement.

Keith S said...

"maybe he wants you to dust off that goddman tv in the basement."


ha

Meiz said...

What goddman TV?

Keith S said...

"I expect it to be more than that in Cedarburg. I'd be surprised if its a true efficiency."


So lying is a way of life in the 'burg. Got it.

isiah thompson said...

oh yeah, that same lady puts read receipts on all her fucking emails also.

Jugdish said...

Downtown Cedarburg efficiency, $385 a month.



new cribs episode?

tem said...

efficiency is a kitchen, a dining room and living room and bedroom area with no real walls separating them.

then a bathroom that is separated by walls and a door.

tem said...

"Why does my dad have me over here? "

you work with your dad?

Jugdish said...

good thing the bathroom is seperated by a wall and door.

Keith S said...

Look at tem with the nollidge*

tem said...

"Apparently, this is big news"

there will be a twist where he marries the other chick and everyone is happy. or he will marry jughead and steal his burger king crown.

they just do it this way so people realize comics are still made.

Keith S said...

tem must have taken his smrt pills today

tem said...

nollidge* is power.

and noing* is nollidge.*

and noing* is half the battle.

so nollidge* is half the battle.

also power is half the battle.

tem said...

"tem must have taken his smrt pills today"


i needed to for a meeting. they will wear off soon.

isiah thompson said...

"Apparently, this is big news"

there will be a twist where he marries the other chick and everyone is happy. or he will marry jughead and steal his burger king crown.

they just do it this way so people realize comics are still made.


maybe they're setting up a temgagement?

isiah thompson said...

I remember looking at an "efficiency" in Studio City for about 800$ a month, it was about a 15x15 room (maybe less) with a bathroom, single mattress and hotplate.

The old lady running the place was so excited about the new mattress she bought for the place. Weird lady.

tem said...

"maybe they're setting up a temgagement?"

can i sue for copyright infringement?

Meiz said...

"new cribs episode?"


If I get the place. I'm 90% sure I won't

Jugdish said...

double header softball game tonight at 6 and 7...bringing out cornhole and ladder golf...premade Angry pirate (our team name) shot mix that some chick on our team made, lots of beer...suite

Steve said...

why not?

Keith S said...

"nollidge* is power.

and noing* is nollidge.*

and noing* is half the battle.

so nollidge* is half the battle.

also power is half the battle."



And power is noing*

Jugdish said...

If I get the place. I'm 90% sure I won't


so you're saying there is a chance...YEAH!


i read ya.

tem said...

ladder golf



::shank compare::

Meiz said...

Feel free to be grossed out

Keith S said...

"If I get the place. I'm 90% sure I won't"



There's the mize we know.

Meiz said...

"ladder golf



::shank compare::"


You've got to be kidding

Keith S said...

"::shank compare::"


Stop it

Keith S said...

tem nerve ceases to amaze

Keith S said...

deadspin sucks

Keith S said...

like, hard

Jugdish said...

ladder golf

Meiz said...

"why not?"


My lease is up at the end of July. The place is available now.

Keith S said...

real hard

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