Monday, May 18, 2009

Welcome to Beth's place

You know, taking pics of your place to post on LOV is not as easy as it sounds. First off, I am NOT the type that is good at housework (shocking I know!!) so I tried to take pictures at angles that minimized the mess. (No unrealized dirty diapers in my pics like in EP's...) Hell, hiding the sex toys alone took an extra 10 minutes. (s) Then of course there's the "spiff factor". I think it's probably 50-50 that after 3 minutes of him looking at my pics he'll know not only my full name and social security number, but my blood type, where I was born and my cholesterol level.

Ok, before I work on posting my few tame pics, I guess I should talk a little sports. OFB was in full effect yesterday, and after eltardo's obligatory column excusing the loss hopefully we won't hear about the Celts for awhile.

Not sure I can really claim Saturday's Preakness was a victory for females everywhere, unless I want women compared to horses that is. Still kinda neat to see a "chick" win. Of course the people who run the Belmont probably went "oh crap!" when Mine That Bird" didn't win, since their audience must drop at least 50% without a chance of a triple crown winner.

Ok, time for some pics of my place, although technically fmbeth owns it. However I've been staying at it for so long that it's considered "ours", and as you can see from some of the semi-woman touches in it I've contributed to the decor.

First, since it seems to be a LOV requirement for pics, this is the inside of our fridge. Tem, that stuff inside it is what's called "food". If you're looking for beer in this fridge though you won't find it, as that's kept in the garage smaller fridge. (Yep, he wanted a 2nd fridge almost exclusively for beer. What is it with you guys and beer anyway???)




Next is the great room couch & laptop, where my rare at home LOV appearances usually come from:




Dammit, I just realized that while I took a pic of the great room tv, I forgot to email it to myself so I don't have access to it here at work. Oh well, I can describe it instead - 50 inch Panasonic 1080p Plasma with tivo, xbox 360, Wii, and dvd player.

While there were jokes last week about the bedroom being "where the magic happens", here is where it REALLY happens for me, as this is a pic of the bathroom where I put on my makeup. (Note it is NOT carpeted.)




Here are pics from the main bedroom. First is the bed itself:




Then a pic of the bedskirt so tem realizes what a REAL one looks like:




Then a pic of the bedroom tv (1080p Samsung LCD, I think it's 32 inches but not sure). The open drawer is for EP as that's my panty drawer (ns) but I figured a closeup of that drawer might be a bit much for him.




Finally, since I'm sure you are all interested, here are most of my shoes. Notice the rest of the place is a bit haphazard but my shoes are nice and neatly organized.



Ok, that's it for me and my pics. Tomorrow I believe we get to see Casa de Blue, so expect to see tons of baby toys.

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Steve said...

Are those granny panties?

Beth said...

Not sure which ones you're looking at but since I don't own any granny panties I'll say no.

On top is actually mostly sports bras. The gray one with stripes is a thong.

Steve said...

"On top is actually mostly sports bras"


ahhh.

So you make fmBeth drink in the garage? Or does he prefer to drink in the garage?

Beth said...

He's actually figured out how to carry a beer from the garage fridge to inside the house. Lawyers are smart remember!

Jugdish said...

beer fridges in the garage are normal

Jugdish said...

However right now mine are powered off because my fridge inside the house is like tem's, it has room to spare.

Beth said...

"beer fridges in the garage are normal"

Yeah, so fmbeth told me. I even finally believe him. :-)

Jugdish said...

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 caliber .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

.................................................. .............

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about his kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does international law say20about this situation?

Does the Glock have ap propriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

................................................... ...................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

.................................................. ...................

Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click…..

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!? Please?????'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

Jugdish said...

beth, if you really wanted to drive ep nuts, you should have worn the gray thong in the pic

Beth said...

"beth, if you really wanted to drive ep nuts, you should have worn the gray thong in the pic"

Ummmm thanks but no thanks. I AM wearing it today though. (ns)

tem said...

"Then a pic of the bedskirt so tem realizes what a REAL one looks like:"

the bed in my bedroom has a real bedskirt on it.

the one i took a picture of is the one i bought with the giftcard. that's why it got special picture treatment.

Jugdish said...

Ummmm thanks but no thanks. I AM wearing it today though. (ns)



that's actually what i meant to say...caffine still settling in

tem said...

"Tem, that stuff inside it is what's called "food"."


oh i know what food is, i just don't know where to get it.

exfemtem would always go somewhere and then come back with food. i haven't figured out where that somewhere is.

tem said...

my quess, beth sleeps on the left (as you are looking at it) of the bed.

tem said...

guess....not quess.

Beth said...

"exfemtem would always go somewhere and then come back with food. i haven't figured out where that somewhere is"

exfemtem was the hunter-gatherer in the relationship, got it.

Beth said...

"my quess, beth sleeps on the left (as you are looking at it) of the bed."

Good guess.

tem said...

el pad sleeps on that side too.

tem said...

"exfemtem was the hunter-gatherer in the relationship, got it."

yeah, she was the female.

Blueshon said...

i still need the access...to make tomorrow happen

Blueshon said...

somebody send me access

tuck7612@yahoo.com

Blueshon said...

pacpoon@gmail.com


either of these will work

Jugdish said...

pacpoon@gmail.com



rip

Blueshon said...

it is sad

El Padrino said...

"Ummmm thanks but no thanks. I AM wearing it today though. (ns)"

full wood

Blueshon said...

these days i hardly have time to guess muffs, let alone find pictures of hot college women....

my priorities are all out of whack

Beth said...

"somebody send me access"

I would if I knew how.

El Padrino said...

i want to sniff the drawer

El Padrino said...

i wish the pics blew up bigger

El Padrino said...

jug can you fix my home pc

Beth said...

"i want to sniff the drawer"

Well they're clean in there, I think you'd rather sniff the hamper.

Blueshon said...

no, EP likes the smell of Gain

Jugdish said...

jug can you fix my home pc

what is wrong with it?

Jugdish said...

Well they're clean in there, I think you'd rather sniff the hamper.



fmbeth's drawers are in the hamper too I'm guessing...careful there ep

tem said...

i don't know how to invite someone.

Blueshon said...

i think you have to have admin rights, which is only freak and rev, and maybe tyler

Beth said...

Keith sent me my invite.

El Padrino said...

"Well they're clean in there, I think you'd rather sniff the hamper."

i like the clean ones too, i can always pick up a trace of pootie
i'm like a bear who smells the menstruation

Blueshon said...

and keith

Blueshon said...

sharks smell it too

El Padrino said...

blue i sent it

Beth said...

"i like the clean ones too, i can always pick up a trace of pootie"

Sounds like you'd love hsil's clean panties then.

El Padrino said...

there is a pic of hsil on my pics from friday, no one picked up on it

tem said...

beth lives where it is like 80 degrees and still needs a heated blanket.

tem said...

or she is PMSing and had a heating pad.

Blueshon said...

i'm in, thanks EP

Blueshon said...

so now, i will officially post some crappy pictures of my house tomorrow.

Blueshon said...

why does EP have pictures of hsil

El Padrino said...

i have my own hsil

Beth said...

"beth lives where it is like 80 degrees and still needs a heated blanket"

Well I haven't used the electric blanket in months but I am definitely addicted to it when it's a little chilly. I absolutely hate getting into a cold bed.

tem said...

"there is a pic of hsil on my pics from friday, no one picked up on it"

you should have used a better camera.

Blueshon said...

is your hsil a version too?

El Padrino said...

a version?

Jugdish said...

jug can you fix my home pc



go down to the UPS store where mize works at and pick up a 128 MB stick of RAM and install that...should be smooth sailing from there

tem said...

a version = a virgin

Jugdish said...

Biden tells the secret location of the VP bunker...nice work.

tem said...

"Biden tells the secret location of the VP bunker...nice work."

now they have to make a new one.

he probably just wanted a new one.

Jugdish said...

now they have to make a new one.


that should come out of his salary

tem said...

he shouldn't get paid anyway.

he doesn't do anything.

Jugdish said...

he doesn't do anything.


its a tough job. I mean all he has to do is not say stupid shit, such as the location of the top secret vp bunker.

Jugdish said...

Sex Flags

Blueshon said...

nobody cares about killing the VP


in all the years of vice presidents how many have ever been assassinated.

probably none.

Blueshon said...

pretty sure that's el jugdrino

tem said...

"in all the years of vice presidents how many have ever been assassinated."

could be 0.

could be 20.

nobody knows, nobody cares.

Steve said...

"he probably just wanted a new one."

no doubt, he probably walked in and said "This will not do!" Then hinted at the location to the media knowing all along that it would lead to a better bunker.

Biden, always a step ahead of us.

Blueshon said...

"nobody knows, nobody cares."

exactly

tem said...

"Biden, always a step ahead of us."

that's one way to put it....i guess.

Beth said...

He's an idiot is probably a more accurate way to put it.

tem said...

he is a politician so of course he is an idiot.

El Padrino said...

"a version = a virgin"

yea if a virgin means she has sex all the time

Jugdish said...

but he is an idiot politician, that is the worse

Blueshon said...

maybe that's why he made the comment about traveling with the swine flu.

he wanted new modes of travel to be developed that were flu immune

tem said...

"yea if a virgin means she has sex all the time"

no, that's exactly what it doesn't mean.

Jugdish said...

Gruden replaces Kornheiser on MNF...has that been posted yet?

Steve said...

"he wanted new modes of travel to be developed that were flu immune"

blue knows.

Blueshon said...

that has not been posted yet

tem said...

Gruden to replace Kornholer on MNF?

El Padrino said...

wft

tem said...

spam email subject:


women are begging for more cmz



umm, what is cmz? current ms. zeke?

Blueshon said...

gruden is a good pickup for ESpN

Beth said...

"spam email subject:
women are begging for more cmz"

As far as I know I've never begged for more "cmz" in my life.

H said...

Gruden >>>>> kornheiser

Blueshon said...

so this philly horse thing worked out better than the last one huh?


or did this horse break both its legs too?

tem said...

have you met cmz? maybe if you did you'd be begging for more of her.

Blueshon said...

beth has asked for pictures of cmz before.

not sure if she begged, but it was pretty close to begging.

tem said...

"or did this horse break both its legs too?"

apparently she is hurt.

or PMSing

or something.


She might not run the next race.

Tyler said...

Wow, that is a lot of shoes. And don't think I didn't notice that it said, "here are most of my shoes.

H said...

What's "hsil"?

Tyler said...

hot sister in law

Beth said...

"beth has asked for pictures of cmz before.

not sure if she begged, but it was pretty close to begging"

Well even if that's the case I'm just begging for some cmz, not "more" cmz.

Beth said...

"Wow, that is a lot of shoes. And don't think I didn't notice that it said, "here are most of my shoes."

I was wondering who would catch that.

Keith S said...

"(Note it is NOT carpeted.)"


But it does have wallpaper.

Jugdish said...

I was wondering who would catch that.


you were not including the ones that were on your feet at the time, right?

Keith S said...

"However right now mine are powered off because my fridge inside the house is like tem's, it has room to spare."

We have a fridge in the garage too, but it's also powered off because it's 105 outside and that would use too much electricity

Beth said...

"you were not including the ones that were on your feet at the time, right?"

Sure, if it makes you feel better to think that's what I meant. :-)

Blueshon said...

i have my dorm fridge in the garage...it doesn't have any beers on it though.

Blueshon said...

in it i mean


it isn't even plugged in anymore.

tem said...

my dorm fridge is at exfemtems

Keith S said...

"He's a coward," Martin said about Cuban, according to HoopsHype.com. "He couldn't face it. You all read the only apology that he's made [on his blog].
"The world got to see it before the person who it was meant for got to see it. That tells you how that goes. I ain't never known nobody apology to somebody through other people."

Keith S said...

Awsome*

spaceman spiff said...

nice couch, looks comfy

tem said...

i read that too as.

it was funny shit.

tem said...

"nice couch, looks comfy"

beth gets fucked on that thing.

Beth said...

"beth gets fucked on that thing"

The 2 end seats have built in vibration. (ns)

El Padrino said...

cmep sees your shoes and raises you a tote full that is no even part of the regular ridiculous rotation

El Padrino said...

fmbeth is good at hiding the wires in the living room, all that stuff hooked up and i can't see any wires

nice work

tem said...

those are the wires to beth's toys.

Keith S said...

The living room pic has nothing but wires

tem said...

"The living room pic has nothing but wires"

i am nearly 100% certain el pad was being sarcastic.

tem said...

even though he neglected the "s" tag.

El Padrino said...

"i am nearly 100% certain el pad was being sarcastic."

winner winner chicken dinner

Beth said...

Don't get me started on the wires, he's tired of hearing me bitch about them.

isiah thompson said...

T - how was that earthquake last night? Hopefully nothing fell on the TV.

spaceman spiff said...

i felt that quake for 1 second, twas suite

isiah thompson said...

I liked watching Gruden on NFLN before and during the draft. He'll be a huge step-up from TC.

isiah thompson said...

Regardless of the real reason, plenty of fans are happy. One key employee of an NFL team’s front office described the situation like this: “Thank God Kornheiser is done with Monday Night Football. That guy was a total moron. He knows nothing about the game and his lack of knowledge came across every week. It was embarrassing just having to listen to his idiotic comments. Who knows how good Gruden will be? Time will tell, but anyone not having the name Tony Kornheiser will be a huge upgrade.”

El Padrino said...

yeah cornhole blew donkey dick

El Padrino said...

spiff

rootokit.exe

trojan.vre

viruses, my comp has aids, please make it magic aids so i can lov from home and keep up with my fantasy teams

isiah thompson said...

EP - wft is wrong with Reyes, mayne?

isiah thompson said...

Noodle Arm is making a run, Sock Dongers....notsomuch.

El Padrino said...

"EP - wft is wrong with Reyes, mayne?"

back tonight, missed 4 games with a calf strain

isiah thompson said...

FYI:

Joe Nathan is STILL available in the Y! league.

NS

isiah thompson said...

T - why does your boy Furcal suck this season?

Meiz said...

donuts

El Padrino said...

what is this quest to trade your only closer?

did nathan fuck fmz?

isiah thompson said...

Nathan and Outfielders are available in Y! for good SPs.

Let's do this.

isiah thompson said...

1 closer does me no good.

El Padrino said...

freak skunkpatch says the colts will be fine

Meiz said...

EP


Norton

Windows Defender

McAfee

stop trolling seedy porno sites without a PC security program

isiah thompson said...

Vic Martinez....I SALUTE YOU!

El Padrino said...

"stop trolling seedy porno sites without a PC security program"

I have Kaspersky

spaceman spiff said...

EP try some of these
try the 1st and 3rd ones, theyre free and ive used lavasoft and grisoft products before. looks like the 3rd one is not available at the main site , but you can still get it here

Meiz said...

Apparently it sucks at keeping your shit virus-free

spaceman spiff said...

"why does your boy Furcal suck this season?"

a new contract was signed by furcal before the season started

El Padrino said...

ctrl f lavasoft

isiah thompson said...

wait a minute

Michelle Osama clocked in at 91 on Maxim's Top 100?

they lost all credability

spaceman spiff said...

bible on rootkit"Rootkits are normally used in conjunction with other malicious programs as a means to keep them undetectable from the eyes of the user and antivirus scans."

chill meiz

"Even if the nature and composition of a rootkit is known, the time and effort of a system administrator with the necessary skills or experience would be better spent re-installing the operating system from scratch"

uh oh EP

isiah thompson said...

credibility

isiah thompson said...

uh oh EP


that must have been some dirty shit you were looking at.

spaceman spiff said...

"they lost all credability"

i hate her and wouldnt hit, but its not based all on looks, people on here have said theyd do her based on her position of power, that makes her 'hot'

isiah thompson said...

and Stacy Keibler is at 77, only 13 spots ahead of that go-rir-ah?

GTFO

El Padrino said...

"uh oh EP"

goddamn it

Steve said...

Rootkit Removal

isiah thompson said...

I thought Maxim was all about hot chicks.

Top 100 takes into account things like clout, etc?

Is Oprah in the top 5 then.

WFT.

ZEKE IS SHOOK!

spaceman spiff said...

stevefastdrino

El Padrino said...

steve phillips attacked ever met all night, he really needs to be fired, he's so awful

El Padrino said...

so trojan = rootokit?

spaceman spiff said...

oprah is fat

Steve said...

"GTFO"

no doubt, i read that list the other day. what a joke.

spaceman spiff said...

"Often, they are Trojans as well, thus fooling users into believing they are safe to run on their systems."

i guess

isiah thompson said...

steve phillips attacked ever met all night, he really needs to be fired, he's so awful

Joe Morgan's days on that telecast are numbered.

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt fuck michelle obama with meiz's gerbil dick

spaceman spiff said...

i wish tnt had the west finals

Blueshon said...

mets suck

Steve said...

they had lohan on that list too.

she looks like a crack whore.

El Padrino said...

this computer talk is awful how can you guys do this shit for a living and not die from boredem

El Padrino said...

i just want to pay someone to come fix my shit

El Padrino said...

easy blue

El Padrino said...

i'd destroy lohan

isiah thompson said...

Lohan would be great in the sack.

isiah thompson said...

I don't think anything would be off limits with her, that could be good or bad.

spaceman spiff said...

just reinstall windows, all you do is surf the interwebz on the computer right? no biggie

spaceman spiff said...

lohan is a go

El Padrino said...

"just reinstall windows, all you do is surf the interwebz on the computer right? no biggie"

mad pics and shit, if i lost them all wife would divorc....hey, wait a second, easy way out!

Jugdish said...

just reinstall windows, all you do is surf the interwebz on the computer right? no biggie



that is not too tough ep. Do you have a windows disc?

Steve said...

"i'd destroy lohan"

"Lohan would be great in the sack."

agreed and agreed.

but would she be in your top 100?

there are girls in the office that would be on my top 100 list before lohan.

if we're just talking about looks.

Jugdish said...

mad pics and shit, if i lost them all wife would divorc....hey, wait a second, easy way out!


gotta back those up, then reinstall windows

spaceman spiff said...

"mad pics and shit, if i lost them all wife would divorc....hey, wait a second, easy way out!"

you should have an external hardrive by now

El Padrino said...

fire steve phillips

spaceman spiff said...

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isiah thompson said...

Rome just dropped a "natural da-sisters"

not sure if that was intentional or not.

isiah thompson said...

there are girls in the office that would be on my top 100 list before lohan.

if we're just talking about looks.


banging a famous skank like Lohan greater > banging local "hot" chick

spaceman spiff said...

there was a website devoted to firing joe morgan remember, i dont think morgan or phillips are going anywhere

El Padrino said...

"you should have an external hardrive by now"

listen, wife pays bills, stores pics, and goes on that silly fucking facebook site and random shopping sites

i use it for lov, porn and sports stuff like fantasy

by external drive you mean a drive that's outside of the CPU, yeah cuz i dont have that

Blueshon said...

"i wish tnt had the west finals"

you don't like the espn crew?

El Padrino said...

if all fails i'll buy a new one on credit and not pay it

El Padrino said...

I LOVE AMERICA!

El Padrino said...

i wish i can dye my skin black so i can really benefit from obamanomics

Jugdish said...

by external drive you mean a drive that's outside of the CPU, yeah cuz i dont have that


they are fairly cheap and nice to have. read: you can store more porn on there

El Padrino said...

i dont store porn, just watch it sometimes live

Jugdish said...

2 mess one cup?

Blueshon said...

just buy an external harddrive....fuck they're like 50 bones

El Padrino said...

i have a headache

tem said...

"i felt that quake for 1 second, twas suite"

TWSS

isiah thompson said...

i wish i can dye my skin black so i can really benefit from obamanomics


I'm sure there is a Federal Gubment* subsidy program to help you with this.

CHANGE!

isiah thompson said...

how many commencement addresses did Bush do every year?

Blueshon said...

plus if you have an external hd you can store shit on there and not tell the wife..women aren't smart enough to figure it out.

tem said...

"Joe Nathan is STILL available in the Y! league."

my offer of javier whatever for nathan is still good.

Blueshon said...

i laid the sock down in the keeper league last week.

isiah thompson said...

EP

70$ for 300G

spaceman spiff said...

tem only has 1 closer too and his name is mike gonzalez, yikes

tem said...

"i just want to pay someone to come fix my shit"

if only NYC had a local computer repair shop.

spaceman spiff said...

"plus if you have an external hd you can store shit on there and not tell the wife..women aren't smart enough to figure it out."

seems like in this case EP is in the same boat as the woman

tem said...

"tem only has 1 closer too and his name is mike gonzalez, yikes"

tem doesn't want closers.

fuck closers.

Blueshon said...

interleague play starts this week?

wft

isiah thompson said...

i laid the sock down in the keeper league last week.


the Dongers are a team in need

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

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