Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Wednesday?

First of all, here is the link of the day. It's a German site but that doesn't stop the fact that it is one of the greatest links in the history of the internet.

Second of all, every weekend should be a three day weekend. Seriously. I got so much crap done over the weekend it wasn't even funny. If it was a regular weekend, I wouldn't have gotten anything done.

Man, Craig Sager closet must be an epileptic person's nightmare.

I was listening to the first part of the game last night on the radio because I was still fighting traffic and I guess Lebron was really low in the post and easily scored. Hubie Brown then said something like, "You can't let him get a pass when he's that far in the paint because he can score on will". It's score AT will, Hubie. Unless you were flashing back to the Bulls teams from the '90s, because back then everyone scored on Will Perdue. Either way, Hubie has offically lost it.

Arod is heating up. He must have some super roids that MLB doesn't have a test for yet. I'm just glad he's on my keeper team.

Matt Wieters gets the call up. I dub thee White Noah and he shall get 40 hits in 40 nights.

So I caught part of that Spike Lee joint, Kobe Does Work. As stated here and on other websites, it's pretty unwatchable. There were a couple of things that Kobe said that made me laugh. First, he was explaining his role now vs. his role in the past and he said something like, "Before, I couldn't do what I wanted to do because I didn't have the personnel to do it, so I had to score". Hey, look Kobe, I know you think it's "your team" and all, but try not to sound like a douche when you're talking about how the team works. You don't own the team, you don't coach the team, and you're certainly not the GM calling other GMs and checking on availability of players and trying to work a trade. You're a player. Just shut it and do your job.

The second thing was when Spike axed him about the triangle offense and Kobe was explaining that it's the best offense ever created and that Phil trusts him and the team and that both the offense and Phil allow them to freelance and do what they do best. This was funny because every time they call a time out and mic it, Phil is sitting there yelling at them, "You guys are freelancing out there! Stay within the offense! Get back on defense! Too much freelancing!" I have a sneaking suspicion that Kobe doesn't operate in the same reality that everyone else on the team does. I wish someone spoke "Kobe" so they could translate "Phil" to him and they would finally be on the same page. Cuz if that ever happened, watch out.

I am contemplating buying a Wii just so I can play Punchout!!

Go to Jug's blog and check out the raccoon damage. It is pretty extensive. Ten bucks says El P asks, "Was that a Webber Grill? I'm just sayin'."

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Beth said...

If you include the raccoon pics on T's blog as part of his post today, he actually posted more pics of his crib in this post than he did last week during LOV cribs week.

Steve said...

That's raccoon damage?

insane.

Steve said...

i guess the Germans aren't all that bad afterall.

Beth said...

I guess hot German women with big tits aren't that bad after all.

*fixed

Steve said...

"I guess hot German women with big tits aren't that bad after all.

*fixed"

i'm trying to correct decades of shaky international relationships and you diminish the effort by suggesting it's something superficial.


women!

Beth said...

"i'm trying to correct decades of shaky international relationships and you diminish the effort by suggesting it's something superficial."

Ok, who is this really??? It can't be Steve - not just because of what you said but also cause there are no typos. I mean you even got the it's/its correct.

H said...

Morning

Steve said...

"It can't be Steve - not just because of what you said but also cause there are no typos."

you get my a-game, sweetheart.

Steve said...

sup H.

El Padrino said...

those are massive tits

El Padrino said...

jug you need a new grill, your old one was crushed

may i suggest a weber?

Steve said...

"jug you need a new grill, your old one was crushed

may i suggest a weber?"

be a man. go out cut wood for fire and kill your own meat.

you're from Texas for christ sakes.

El Padrino said...

"be a man. go out cut wood for fire and kill your own meat."

i wish we could do this
i read a great article about sleaughterhouses the other day and how you get to see your meal alive

Steve said...

"how you get to see your meal alive"

that would probably turn me into a vegetarian. i love steak, but i don't ever want to hear it go Moooooo.

El Padrino said...

"that would probably turn me into a vegetarian. i love steak, but i don't ever want to hear it go Moooooo."

pussy

Steve said...

"pussy"

redneck

H said...

Ok these animal lovers are getting out of control...

I just saw a myspace bulletin stating that they are holding a candlelight vigil for a dog they found in a local pond. It had been weighed down by a microwave tied to its leg. This is obviously pretty cruel, but a candlelight vigil? Really??

El Padrino said...

i like animals

i like them alot

but i enjoy eating them and feel no remorse when doing so

Steve said...

"but a candlelight vigil"

no kidding.

the time would be better spent tracing the serial number on that microwave.

H said...

"Hi all,
Please show your support and love for Angel, the female pitbull that was drowned in Roger Williams pond last week. She was found with a microwave wrapped around her leg and she was thrown in the pond to die. She suffered at the hands of humans. I cannot imagine how scared she was in her last minutes....I cant even think about it, it makes me ill.
The candlelit vigil is this Sunday at the boat house pond in Roger Williams Park at 6:30 pm. Bring your pitties and show that this is unacceptable cruelty in the worse possible form.
Thank you all.
Larna~*


If we are judged as a society by our treatment of pitbulls, we shall all surely be damned..... Unknown~"

H said...

People don't get this upset over dead people

Steve said...

"People don't get this upset over dead people"

no kidding. remember the pooch that was thrown off the bridge several years back. everybody went ape shit.

Steve said...

and then we have 7000 dollar fines to walmart after people stomp another human being to death.

got to get that tickle me Elmo.

El Padrino said...

the world is fucked

tem said...

" She was found with a microwave wrapped around her leg and she was thrown in the pond to die. She suffered at the hands of humans. "

it could have been monkeys. monkeys can tie knots.

always blaming humans.

tem said...

i'm waiting for the inevitable tem/microwave joke.

Steve said...

"it could have been monkeys. monkeys can tie knots."

but where would a monkey have gotten his/her hands on a microwave and rope?

El Padrino said...

tysons daughter dying is fucking sad

El Padrino said...

i hate it when lil kids die
it's fucked up

tem said...

"but where would a monkey have gotten his/her hands on a microwave and rope?"

i'm not a detective.

spaceman spiff said...

"candlelight vigil"

mike vick is back baby!

spaceman spiff said...

"tysons daughter dying is fucking sad"

some guy on sherdog(mma site) created a thread with this:

Go for a run they said
The treadmill's fine they said
You're never too young for fitness they said

i thought it was hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

"It's a German site but that doesn't stop the fact that it is one of the greatest links in the history of the internet."

you know the germans make good stuff
-vince, the shamwow guy

tem said...

no nudity on that site though.

how is it the greatest?

tem said...

it is the cock tease of websites.


the hot slutty looking girl who is saving it for marriage.

tem said...

hsilok i guess.

El Padrino said...

it's hilarious that the refs did everything they could last night to help the cavs win

fucking league is a joke

tem said...

"it's hilarious that the refs did everything they could last night to help the cavs win"

not everything. could have called a foul on dwight at the end of regulation.

dwight got bailed out a couple times too in OT with calls that could have been made.

the refs were bad, but they didn't do everything they could have done.

El Padrino said...

lebron fell down and howard got called for a foul

at the end of regulation varejo raped howard and not even a pretend whistle, they werent even looking at the play

the refs consistently blow and generally favor the lebrons

tem said...

refs always blow, but i think they were just horrible and missed lots of calls on both sides.

i could have seen them calling howard for a foul at the end of regulation just as easily as i could have seen them calling vaginajow.

the refs are just horrid.

El Padrino said...

fucking refs

Jugdish said...

I do need a new grill, its on my list for sure. Roof is fixed though, I will have a new patio cover put up soon.

tem said...

don't get a weber grill, i heard they are the worse*

El Padrino said...

why is this considered a huge upset, orlando is the better team

no?

Jugdish said...

the refs consistently blow and generally favor the lebrons


on mike and mike this morning they were talking about this. They didn't have a problem with it because they know the superstars get the calls...it just sucks when that is just accepted like that

Jugdish said...

Today is Wingsday at Hooters...Jug will partake

El Padrino said...

drunken lymies

El Padrino said...

fat disgusting lymies

El Padrino said...

i got wings one time at hooters in AC and it had a feather on it, i told the manager and got a dozen free

it was cool

tem said...

"why is this considered a huge upset, orlando is the better team

no?"


it is a huge upset because the cavs are a higher seed, had a better regular season record and swept their first two opponents in the playoffs.

you'd be hard pressed to find a preview of this series that said orlando would win.

i do not think orlando is the better team.

spaceman spiff said...

"at the end of regulation varejo raped howard and not even a pretend whistle, they werent even looking at the play"

seems like you werent looking at the play either, d ho was doing the raping on that one

tem said...

by the by, operation fuck boston is hurting the cavs.

el tardo was so much on the cavs bandwagon and so anti orlando and van gundy that OFB decided to reward Orlando with some wins in this series, maybe even the whole series.

tem said...

"d ho was doing the raping on that one"

i kinda thought that too, looked like he pulled vaginas arm down and caused vagina to fall back into him.

but i was at a bar, drinking beer, watching tv on a screen that was like 40 feet from me.

spaceman spiff said...

elatardo being so adamant about the cavs in his chat is gold now

Jugdish said...

i got wings one time at hooters in AC and it had a feather on it, i told the manager and got a dozen free


these are boneless that they have on special today, and hopefully, feather free

El Padrino said...

"you'd be hard pressed to find a preview of this series that said orlando would win."

Chuck Barkley

spaceman spiff said...

"lebron fell down and howard got called for a foul"

also evidence of EP shamhoffing

El Padrino said...

spiff after watching the replay i still say varejo fouled him but i like that it wasnt called though

i mean .5 nothing should be called

El Padrino said...

"lebron fell down and howard got called for a foul"

also evidence of EP shamhoffing"

meant petrius

El Padrino said...

i'm mad busy and trying to conversate here

El Padrino said...

and i dozed off a few times last night so it was a blur

spaceman spiff said...

EP landed the 180°, nice

El Padrino said...

freak who wins today
Man U or Barcelona?

Keith S said...

"It had been weighed down by a microwave tied to its leg."

Someone check to see if tem's kitchen still has a microwave

Keith S said...

"i'm waiting for the inevitable tem/microwave joke."

There you go

Keith S said...

"i'm mad busy and trying to conversate here"

I love this comeback. like noone else is ever busy.

Keith S said...

"it is a huge upset because the cavs are a higher seed, had a better regular season record and swept their first two opponents in the playoffs."


Orlando destroyed Cleveland in the regular season

El Padrino said...

"I love this comeback. like noone else is ever busy."

like i care, i dont call people out on technicalities and grammar errors

Jugdish said...

Cleveland is a LeBron buzzer beater away from being swept...not looking good for them

El Padrino said...

"it is a huge upset because the cavs are a higher seed, had a better regular season record and swept their first two opponents in the playoffs."


"Orlando destroyed Cleveland in the regular season"

ANNNNNNND

Orlando is the better team, bar none.

Keith S said...

"i dont call people out on technicalities and grammar errors"

Of course not. You don't read the comments to see those.

Steve said...

Book Hogan's new album cover.

Horrible.

spaceman spiff said...

why is there only 1 util spot in the keeper, just axing*

El Padrino said...

YES

HOW DONT YOU KNOW THAT!!!!!!

Steve said...

Of course Orlando is the better team, they have JJ.

El Padrino said...

no one is untouchable in the keeper

spaceman spiff said...

"Of course Orlando is the better team, they have JJ, but dont play him lots"

*fized

Steve said...

na, but 17 3's on 45% shooting is hard to beat and they where 50% from the floor. and it only got them to OT

stats like that tell ya Orlando is playing better but not necessarily the better team.

Steve said...

Groom drinks too much at wedding, dies

That's better than what you were in store for buddy...nicely done.

isiah thompson said...

Matt Wieters gets the call up. I dub thee White Noah and he shall get 40 hits in 40 nights.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

wow he's my hero

isiah thompson said...

Please show your support and love for Angel, the female pitbull that was drowned in Roger Williams pond last week. She was found with a microwave wrapped around her leg and she was thrown in the pond to die.

what was Mike Vick doing in Massachusetts?

isiah thompson said...

no kidding. remember the pooch that was thrown off the bridge several years back. everybody went ape shit.

Baxter?

El Padrino said...

"North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas' disputed maritime border, raising the specter of a naval clash just days after the regime's underground nuclear test."

fuck em

Steve said...

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

El Padrino said...

lady forced to remove flag from cubicle

El Padrino said...

Netherlands to close prisons -- for lack of criminals...

El Padrino said...

gm is so fucked up

El Padrino said...

mannings's flustered

El Padrino said...

Ferrell, Carell, Rudd and McKay Meeting Next Week To Discuss Anchorman 2....

Tyler said...

"GM, following Chrysler LLC into bankruptcy, has said it would use a court-protected reorganization to launch a new company with just its viable assets, such as its Cadillac and Chevrolet brands."

That's where they will succeed, but relaunching the more successful brands. They streamlined the company WAY too late.

El Padrino said...

this book of eli movie looks dope

El Padrino said...

WAY
WAY
WAY

tooo late

Tyler said...

They should have sold Hummer a couple of years ago when Prius sales started to pick up, and I never understood why they bought SAAB.

spaceman spiff said...

"lady forced to remove flag from cubicle"

just read it, wow

"McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa.

But McLucas also said hospital higher ups had told her some patients' families and visitors had also complained."

the fuck, they dont seem to have any problem living in this country, love it or leave it

spaceman spiff said...

tylisa in the hizzy

Tyler said...

Zeke, what is the status with their electric car? I haven't read anything about it in awhile.

Keith S said...

Pitbull knocking out that guy on stage is hilarity

isiah thompson said...

lady forced to remove flag from cubicle

my-fucking-god

all you liberal powder puffs need to read this and try to defend it.

sickening.

isiah thompson said...

Zeke, what is the status with their electric car? I haven't read anything about it in awhile.

haven't seen much about GM's version in a while.

the articles I've seen always say that the time and cost to develop a good product were too much and that was before things went into the crapper.

isiah thompson said...

all US auto makers should hit the reset button now and blame it on the economy.

stop being a health care provider to retired workers and get back to making cars.

use the japs model to run a car company.

the US loves a good comeback/redemption story too.

isiah thompson said...

this book of eli movie looks dope

looks good

isiah thompson said...

that re-make movie, The Taking of Pelham 123 looks horrific.

John Travolta is a mockery of himself.

I was laughing during the preview.

Steve said...

"use the japs model to run a car company"


or the Ford model even. seems like they are gonna be the only one to make it out of this.

El Padrino said...

"use the japs model to run a car company."

japs companies losing money too, just not hemoraghing it

but i see your point

El Padrino said...

gm electric car is the Volt right?

El Padrino said...

"or the Ford model even."

stop it

ford hasnt turned a profit in about 8 quarters

tem said...

"Orlando destroyed Cleveland in the regular season"


still a huge upset right now.

El Padrino said...

the whole assembly line shit needs to go, where there are 250 new cars on a lot

let customers walk into a dealership, take a look at all the models via showroom, have a couple of test drive versions at the dealership and if a customer wants to buy a car they order it, gm makes it, delivers it to dealership, customer picks it up a week or so later

Steve said...

"ford hasnt turned a profit in about 8 quarters"

i didn't say they're making money.

but they havn't taken any bailout money, and they made enough with their smaller lineup (kinda like jap cars) that they have enough capital to pull through this.

seems like a good model to me (kinda like the jap one), especially when compared with the other two.

Steve said...

sooooooo, you stop it.

El Padrino said...

"still a huge upset right now."

from a media standpoint, yes
i dont see it as a major upset to me it's just a mild upset because of the seeding

the cavs were a one man show the whole year

Tyler said...

"John Travolta is a mockery of himself.

I was laughing during the preview."

Yeah, that movie looks like garbage. "Nice neck tattoo" was all I could think about when I saw that trailer.

El Padrino said...

"i didn't say they're making money."

oh,i was under the impression that companies are in the business to make money

my bad

isiah thompson said...

japs companies losing money too, just not hemoraghing it

but i see your point


isn't the japs per car hourly labor charge with everything included something like 35$ where most US companies its 55$?

and yes the Volt is GM's joint

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, that movie looks like garbage. "Nice neck tattoo" was all I could think about when I saw that trailer."

why cast travolta as that guy i have no idea, it's based on a true story and that guy was ruthless

should have been a true character actor

Steve said...

"oh,i was under the impression that companies are in the business to make money

my bad"


"japs companies losing money too, just not hemoraghing it

but i see your point"

you're in idiot.

El Padrino said...

"isn't the japs per car hourly labor charge with everything included something like 35$ where most US companies its 55$?"

i see your point, yes, japs have a better employee scale and even better production line procedures

just sayin that the economy spared no one in the car industry

tem said...

the flag was too big.

and each employee has to have exactly 37 pieces of flair....no more no less.

this would have given her 38 and she was unwilling to give up an older piece of flair.

El Padrino said...

ford is trash southern boy

jap companies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ford

Tyler said...

As much as I hate to agree with Steve, I think he's got a point about Ford; they're trying and they're not as bad off as GM. GM is still too bloated and their product is 10 years behind. I would bet their concept and prototypes are still five years behind current trends instead of being five years ahead of them.

tem said...

"from a media standpoint, yes
i dont see it as a major upset to me it's just a mild upset because of the seeding"


i think 90% of americans picked the cavs to win the series.

if orlando wins it qualifies as a huge upset in my book.

Steve said...

"Yeah, that movie looks like garbage."

it would be hard to make a good movie about that. it would be entertaining when the terrorist took the plane, entertaining when the passengers took it back, but that's about it. 30 minutes of action stretched out over 90 minutes.

Tyler said...

Ford's Focus has actually been a pretty good seller.

tem said...

"El Padrino said...
ford is trash southern boy

jap companies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ford"



el pad hates america.

Tyler said...

The only thing that GM has that's anywhere close is the Malibu Hybrid, which has been selling well, but it's not even a Hybrid.

tem said...

"Ford's Focus has actually been a pretty good seller."

i know a chick with a Focus. it doesn't suck.

trying to find out if she does.

Tyler said...

"trying to find out if she does."

HI-OH!!!

Steve said...

"trying to find out if she does."


keep us informed.

isiah thompson said...

Ford CEO

posted this a week ago or so, dood seems like he knows how to run shit

El Padrino said...

ford is ahead of the game because it chose to sell off it's finance arm and "higher end" car models quicker than GM did, in fact I still think GM has all that shit under the umbrella

ford sold their credit company, finance unit and sold jaguar and land rover

Tyler said...

I mean, this is exactly like the '70s during the gas crisis. Cars were too big, then they became too underpowered because everyone wanted an economical car, then in the '90s and early 2000's it swung back the other way, now we're trying to swing back. It's a cycle. American car manufacturers should have anticipated. It's just frustrating because they've been through this before and they didn't learn their lesson.

Tyler said...

Man, I still see a lot of land rovers with paper plates around here. To me, it looks like they're doing well. But that must just be in L.A.

Steve said...

"I mean, this is exactly like the '70s during the gas crisis."

i don't see what so hard about it. i'm sure their job is much more complex than i'm giving it credit for. but it takes X to make 100 cars. they're getting back X/2.

Something has to go.

El Padrino said...

i stand by what i said, if you look at it like a stockpicker and you see Ford's 5 year ROE is -83.61
and Honda's 5 year ROE is 12.13 (positive) then i can say ford sucks balls

tem said...

"i stand by what i said, if you look at it like a stockpicker and you see Ford's 5 year ROE is -83.61
and Honda's 5 year ROE is 12.13 (positive) then i can say ford sucks balls"

el pad hates america.

Steve said...

"el pad hates america."

and tall people, that's why he likes jap cars the better.

Tyler said...

"then i can say ford sucks balls"

But GM filing for bankruptcy makes them even worse.

El Padrino said...

Land Rover is now Tata Motors corp, Ford sold it...

isiah thompson said...

sucks balls

why you gotta bring dong into the discussion?


(s)

isiah thompson said...

Ford secured a shit-load of credit back in 2006 I believe, before shit went south.

Keith S said...

"still a huge upset right now."


Says you

tem said...

"says you"

that is correct.

tem said...

and/or apology accepted.

Keith S said...

bleu died

El Padrino said...

"But GM filing for bankruptcy makes them even worse."

of course it does, i just disagree with the fact we are saying to use the ford model because they haven't gone bankrupt, yet they lose money every quarter

El Padrino said...

that's what old people do

they die

El Padrino said...

YOUR MY BOY BLUE!

only for a moment then the moment's gone

DUUUSTT IN THE WIND
ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WINNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD

isiah thompson said...

Myron Rolle

Good kid.

Steve said...

Cali going back to ballots on gay marriage.I wonder if it'll pass this time. I'm starting to get the feeling that if you take away SF and HW California is more like Alabama.

El Padrino said...

i've read alot of stuff on rolle, man he's got some head on his shoulders

spaceman spiff said...

"I'm starting to get the feeling that if you take away SF and HW California is more like Alabama."

law of averages, the terrorists won

Steve said...

"law of averages, the terrorists won"


you're still not using that right.

tem said...

"bleu died"

he was old

Steve said...

kourtney >>> kim

tem said...

Rolle looks up to Bill Braskey.

El Padrino said...

steve you have that wrong

it's kim>>>>the female population including her mustachioched sister

El Padrino said...

turkey -fresh mozz- hot peppers

DET

Jugdish said...

Bentley wings and curly fries with a miller lite


DET

Keith S said...

turkey -fresh mozz- hot peppers - hot sauce

DET


*fized

Keith S said...

"it's kim>>>>the female population including her mustachioched sister"


I'm a yuuuuge Kim fan, but Kourtney is also an A+

El Padrino said...

she is a A but sometimes she rocks a stache

El Padrino said...

bacon

Keith S said...

El Padrino

Steve said...

ep's back.

isiah thompson said...

bacon

that looks like dog shit after its been squeezed out.

El Padrino said...

white death is awesome

El Padrino said...

When he reached the top, one of the target bunkers opened fire on him with machine guns. Yadav ran toward the hail of bullets, pitched a grenade in the window and killed everyone inside. By this point the second bunker had a clear shot and opened fire, so he ran at them, taking bullets while he did, and killed the four heavily-armed men inside with his bare hands.

El Padrino said...

wife just sent me a tit shot

suite

Keith S said...

Weird. Me too

Keith S said...

EP will probably kill me one day

El Padrino said...

"Weird. Me too"

this is your best joke ever

well done

(applauding)

El Padrino said...

*on a side note your a dead man

El Padrino said...

read that white death thing

IT'S AWESOME

El Padrino said...

we thought nintendo was dead after the 360 and ps2, then WII happened

Keith S said...

blockt from white death

Bluggets said...

that raccoon was nasty

El Padrino said...

continuing on the badass theme

El Padrino said...

remind yo self keef

tem said...

"wife just sent me a tit shot"

that was nice of her.

Keith S said...

She knows he can't see them unless she sends him pics or he has a ladder

Keith S said...

I'm holding a candlelight vigil

Bluggets said...

i wish i got a tit shot

spaceman spiff said...

check your email again, all of LOV got BCC'd

Beth said...

"i wish i got a tit shot"

No problem blue, what's your email address?

(s)

El Padrino said...

keef's is better

Bluggets said...

suite

Steve said...

"No problem blue, what's your email address?"


isn't that gonna pull traffic away from your site?

Beth said...

"isn't that gonna pull traffic away from your site?"

It's Marketing 101, give away a free sample to increase business. Besides, the videos will always be pay only.

isiah thompson said...

1st titty is free

Jugdish said...

tem


tem

Meiz said...

YES!!!!

Meiz said...

Great link, Tyler

Jugdish said...

lisa is here?

spaceman spiff said...

he was

El Padrino said...

if i ask who's lisa will anyone get mad?

Jugdish said...

North Korea is saying they are no longer bound by the peace treaty signed in the 50's (I think) and that they now consider themselves at war with S Korea and the US.

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino