First of all, here is the link of the day. It's a German site but that doesn't stop the fact that it is one of the greatest links in the history of the internet.
Second of all, every weekend should be a three day weekend. Seriously. I got so much crap done over the weekend it wasn't even funny. If it was a regular weekend, I wouldn't have gotten anything done.
Man, Craig Sager closet must be an epileptic person's nightmare.
I was listening to the first part of the game last night on the radio because I was still fighting traffic and I guess Lebron was really low in the post and easily scored. Hubie Brown then said something like, "You can't let him get a pass when he's that far in the paint because he can score on will". It's score AT will, Hubie. Unless you were flashing back to the Bulls teams from the '90s, because back then everyone scored on Will Perdue. Either way, Hubie has offically lost it.
Arod is heating up. He must have some super roids that MLB doesn't have a test for yet. I'm just glad he's on my keeper team.
Matt Wieters gets the call up. I dub thee White Noah and he shall get 40 hits in 40 nights.
So I caught part of that Spike Lee joint, Kobe Does Work. As stated here and on other websites, it's pretty unwatchable. There were a couple of things that Kobe said that made me laugh. First, he was explaining his role now vs. his role in the past and he said something like, "Before, I couldn't do what I wanted to do because I didn't have the personnel to do it, so I had to score". Hey, look Kobe, I know you think it's "your team" and all, but try not to sound like a douche when you're talking about how the team works. You don't own the team, you don't coach the team, and you're certainly not the GM calling other GMs and checking on availability of players and trying to work a trade. You're a player. Just shut it and do your job.
The second thing was when Spike axed him about the triangle offense and Kobe was explaining that it's the best offense ever created and that Phil trusts him and the team and that both the offense and Phil allow them to freelance and do what they do best. This was funny because every time they call a time out and mic it, Phil is sitting there yelling at them, "You guys are freelancing out there! Stay within the offense! Get back on defense! Too much freelancing!" I have a sneaking suspicion that Kobe doesn't operate in the same reality that everyone else on the team does. I wish someone spoke "Kobe" so they could translate "Phil" to him and they would finally be on the same page. Cuz if that ever happened, watch out.
I am contemplating buying a Wii just so I can play Punchout!!
Go to Jug's blog and check out the raccoon damage. It is pretty extensive. Ten bucks says El P asks, "Was that a Webber Grill? I'm just sayin'."
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That's raccoon damage?
insane.
i guess the Germans aren't all that bad afterall.
I guess hot German women with big tits aren't that bad after all.
*fixed
"I guess hot German women with big tits aren't that bad after all.
*fixed"
i'm trying to correct decades of shaky international relationships and you diminish the effort by suggesting it's something superficial.
women!
"i'm trying to correct decades of shaky international relationships and you diminish the effort by suggesting it's something superficial."
Ok, who is this really??? It can't be Steve - not just because of what you said but also cause there are no typos. I mean you even got the it's/its correct.
Morning
"It can't be Steve - not just because of what you said but also cause there are no typos."
you get my a-game, sweetheart.
sup H.
those are massive tits
jug you need a new grill, your old one was crushed
may i suggest a weber?
"jug you need a new grill, your old one was crushed
may i suggest a weber?"
be a man. go out cut wood for fire and kill your own meat.
you're from Texas for christ sakes.
"be a man. go out cut wood for fire and kill your own meat."
i wish we could do this
i read a great article about sleaughterhouses the other day and how you get to see your meal alive
"how you get to see your meal alive"
that would probably turn me into a vegetarian. i love steak, but i don't ever want to hear it go Moooooo.
"that would probably turn me into a vegetarian. i love steak, but i don't ever want to hear it go Moooooo."
pussy
"pussy"
redneck
Ok these animal lovers are getting out of control...
I just saw a myspace bulletin stating that they are holding a candlelight vigil for a dog they found in a local pond. It had been weighed down by a microwave tied to its leg. This is obviously pretty cruel, but a candlelight vigil? Really??
i like animals
i like them alot
but i enjoy eating them and feel no remorse when doing so
"but a candlelight vigil"
no kidding.
the time would be better spent tracing the serial number on that microwave.
"Hi all,
Please show your support and love for Angel, the female pitbull that was drowned in Roger Williams pond last week. She was found with a microwave wrapped around her leg and she was thrown in the pond to die. She suffered at the hands of humans. I cannot imagine how scared she was in her last minutes....I cant even think about it, it makes me ill.
The candlelit vigil is this Sunday at the boat house pond in Roger Williams Park at 6:30 pm. Bring your pitties and show that this is unacceptable cruelty in the worse possible form.
Thank you all.
Larna~*
If we are judged as a society by our treatment of pitbulls, we shall all surely be damned..... Unknown~"
People don't get this upset over dead people
"People don't get this upset over dead people"
no kidding. remember the pooch that was thrown off the bridge several years back. everybody went ape shit.
and then we have 7000 dollar fines to walmart after people stomp another human being to death.
got to get that tickle me Elmo.
the world is fucked
" She was found with a microwave wrapped around her leg and she was thrown in the pond to die. She suffered at the hands of humans. "
it could have been monkeys. monkeys can tie knots.
always blaming humans.
i'm waiting for the inevitable tem/microwave joke.
"it could have been monkeys. monkeys can tie knots."
but where would a monkey have gotten his/her hands on a microwave and rope?
tysons daughter dying is fucking sad
i hate it when lil kids die
it's fucked up
"but where would a monkey have gotten his/her hands on a microwave and rope?"
i'm not a detective.
"candlelight vigil"
mike vick is back baby!
"tysons daughter dying is fucking sad"
some guy on sherdog(mma site) created a thread with this:
Go for a run they said
The treadmill's fine they said
You're never too young for fitness they said
i thought it was hilarity
"It's a German site but that doesn't stop the fact that it is one of the greatest links in the history of the internet."
you know the germans make good stuff
-vince, the shamwow guy
no nudity on that site though.
how is it the greatest?
it is the cock tease of websites.
the hot slutty looking girl who is saving it for marriage.
hsilok i guess.
it's hilarious that the refs did everything they could last night to help the cavs win
fucking league is a joke
"it's hilarious that the refs did everything they could last night to help the cavs win"
not everything. could have called a foul on dwight at the end of regulation.
dwight got bailed out a couple times too in OT with calls that could have been made.
the refs were bad, but they didn't do everything they could have done.
lebron fell down and howard got called for a foul
at the end of regulation varejo raped howard and not even a pretend whistle, they werent even looking at the play
the refs consistently blow and generally favor the lebrons
refs always blow, but i think they were just horrible and missed lots of calls on both sides.
i could have seen them calling howard for a foul at the end of regulation just as easily as i could have seen them calling vaginajow.
the refs are just horrid.
fucking refs
I do need a new grill, its on my list for sure. Roof is fixed though, I will have a new patio cover put up soon.
don't get a weber grill, i heard they are the worse*
why is this considered a huge upset, orlando is the better team
no?
the refs consistently blow and generally favor the lebrons
on mike and mike this morning they were talking about this. They didn't have a problem with it because they know the superstars get the calls...it just sucks when that is just accepted like that
Today is Wingsday at Hooters...Jug will partake
drunken lymies
fat disgusting lymies
i got wings one time at hooters in AC and it had a feather on it, i told the manager and got a dozen free
it was cool
"why is this considered a huge upset, orlando is the better team
no?"
it is a huge upset because the cavs are a higher seed, had a better regular season record and swept their first two opponents in the playoffs.
you'd be hard pressed to find a preview of this series that said orlando would win.
i do not think orlando is the better team.
"at the end of regulation varejo raped howard and not even a pretend whistle, they werent even looking at the play"
seems like you werent looking at the play either, d ho was doing the raping on that one
by the by, operation fuck boston is hurting the cavs.
el tardo was so much on the cavs bandwagon and so anti orlando and van gundy that OFB decided to reward Orlando with some wins in this series, maybe even the whole series.
"d ho was doing the raping on that one"
i kinda thought that too, looked like he pulled vaginas arm down and caused vagina to fall back into him.
but i was at a bar, drinking beer, watching tv on a screen that was like 40 feet from me.
elatardo being so adamant about the cavs in his chat is gold now
i got wings one time at hooters in AC and it had a feather on it, i told the manager and got a dozen free
these are boneless that they have on special today, and hopefully, feather free
"you'd be hard pressed to find a preview of this series that said orlando would win."
Chuck Barkley
"lebron fell down and howard got called for a foul"
also evidence of EP shamhoffing
spiff after watching the replay i still say varejo fouled him but i like that it wasnt called though
i mean .5 nothing should be called
"lebron fell down and howard got called for a foul"
also evidence of EP shamhoffing"
meant petrius
i'm mad busy and trying to conversate here
and i dozed off a few times last night so it was a blur
EP landed the 180°, nice
freak who wins today
Man U or Barcelona?
"It had been weighed down by a microwave tied to its leg."
Someone check to see if tem's kitchen still has a microwave
"i'm waiting for the inevitable tem/microwave joke."
There you go
"i'm mad busy and trying to conversate here"
I love this comeback. like noone else is ever busy.
"it is a huge upset because the cavs are a higher seed, had a better regular season record and swept their first two opponents in the playoffs."
Orlando destroyed Cleveland in the regular season
"I love this comeback. like noone else is ever busy."
like i care, i dont call people out on technicalities and grammar errors
Cleveland is a LeBron buzzer beater away from being swept...not looking good for them
"it is a huge upset because the cavs are a higher seed, had a better regular season record and swept their first two opponents in the playoffs."
"Orlando destroyed Cleveland in the regular season"
ANNNNNNND
Orlando is the better team, bar none.
"i dont call people out on technicalities and grammar errors"
Of course not. You don't read the comments to see those.
Book Hogan's new album cover.
Horrible.
why is there only 1 util spot in the keeper, just axing*
YES
HOW DONT YOU KNOW THAT!!!!!!
Of course Orlando is the better team, they have JJ.
no one is untouchable in the keeper
"Of course Orlando is the better team, they have JJ, but dont play him lots"
*fized
na, but 17 3's on 45% shooting is hard to beat and they where 50% from the floor. and it only got them to OT
stats like that tell ya Orlando is playing better but not necessarily the better team.
Groom drinks too much at wedding, dies
That's better than what you were in store for buddy...nicely done.
Matt Wieters gets the call up. I dub thee White Noah and he shall get 40 hits in 40 nights.
hilarity
wow he's my hero
Please show your support and love for Angel, the female pitbull that was drowned in Roger Williams pond last week. She was found with a microwave wrapped around her leg and she was thrown in the pond to die.
what was Mike Vick doing in Massachusetts?
no kidding. remember the pooch that was thrown off the bridge several years back. everybody went ape shit.
Baxter?
"North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas' disputed maritime border, raising the specter of a naval clash just days after the regime's underground nuclear test."
fuck em
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
lady forced to remove flag from cubicle
Netherlands to close prisons -- for lack of criminals...
gm is so fucked up
mannings's flustered
Ferrell, Carell, Rudd and McKay Meeting Next Week To Discuss Anchorman 2....
"GM, following Chrysler LLC into bankruptcy, has said it would use a court-protected reorganization to launch a new company with just its viable assets, such as its Cadillac and Chevrolet brands."
That's where they will succeed, but relaunching the more successful brands. They streamlined the company WAY too late.
this book of eli movie looks dope
WAY
WAY
WAY
tooo late
They should have sold Hummer a couple of years ago when Prius sales started to pick up, and I never understood why they bought SAAB.
"lady forced to remove flag from cubicle"
just read it, wow
"McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa.
But McLucas also said hospital higher ups had told her some patients' families and visitors had also complained."
the fuck, they dont seem to have any problem living in this country, love it or leave it
tylisa in the hizzy
Zeke, what is the status with their electric car? I haven't read anything about it in awhile.
Pitbull knocking out that guy on stage is hilarity
lady forced to remove flag from cubicle
my-fucking-god
all you liberal powder puffs need to read this and try to defend it.
sickening.
Zeke, what is the status with their electric car? I haven't read anything about it in awhile.
haven't seen much about GM's version in a while.
the articles I've seen always say that the time and cost to develop a good product were too much and that was before things went into the crapper.
all US auto makers should hit the reset button now and blame it on the economy.
stop being a health care provider to retired workers and get back to making cars.
use the japs model to run a car company.
the US loves a good comeback/redemption story too.
this book of eli movie looks dope
looks good
that re-make movie, The Taking of Pelham 123 looks horrific.
John Travolta is a mockery of himself.
I was laughing during the preview.
"use the japs model to run a car company"
or the Ford model even. seems like they are gonna be the only one to make it out of this.
"use the japs model to run a car company."
japs companies losing money too, just not hemoraghing it
but i see your point
gm electric car is the Volt right?
"or the Ford model even."
stop it
ford hasnt turned a profit in about 8 quarters
"Orlando destroyed Cleveland in the regular season"
still a huge upset right now.
the whole assembly line shit needs to go, where there are 250 new cars on a lot
let customers walk into a dealership, take a look at all the models via showroom, have a couple of test drive versions at the dealership and if a customer wants to buy a car they order it, gm makes it, delivers it to dealership, customer picks it up a week or so later
"ford hasnt turned a profit in about 8 quarters"
i didn't say they're making money.
but they havn't taken any bailout money, and they made enough with their smaller lineup (kinda like jap cars) that they have enough capital to pull through this.
seems like a good model to me (kinda like the jap one), especially when compared with the other two.
sooooooo, you stop it.
"still a huge upset right now."
from a media standpoint, yes
i dont see it as a major upset to me it's just a mild upset because of the seeding
the cavs were a one man show the whole year
"John Travolta is a mockery of himself.
I was laughing during the preview."
Yeah, that movie looks like garbage. "Nice neck tattoo" was all I could think about when I saw that trailer.
"i didn't say they're making money."
oh,i was under the impression that companies are in the business to make money
my bad
japs companies losing money too, just not hemoraghing it
but i see your point
isn't the japs per car hourly labor charge with everything included something like 35$ where most US companies its 55$?
and yes the Volt is GM's joint
"Yeah, that movie looks like garbage. "Nice neck tattoo" was all I could think about when I saw that trailer."
why cast travolta as that guy i have no idea, it's based on a true story and that guy was ruthless
should have been a true character actor
"oh,i was under the impression that companies are in the business to make money
my bad"
"japs companies losing money too, just not hemoraghing it
but i see your point"
you're in idiot.
"isn't the japs per car hourly labor charge with everything included something like 35$ where most US companies its 55$?"
i see your point, yes, japs have a better employee scale and even better production line procedures
just sayin that the economy spared no one in the car industry
the flag was too big.
and each employee has to have exactly 37 pieces of flair....no more no less.
this would have given her 38 and she was unwilling to give up an older piece of flair.
ford is trash southern boy
jap companies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ford
As much as I hate to agree with Steve, I think he's got a point about Ford; they're trying and they're not as bad off as GM. GM is still too bloated and their product is 10 years behind. I would bet their concept and prototypes are still five years behind current trends instead of being five years ahead of them.
"from a media standpoint, yes
i dont see it as a major upset to me it's just a mild upset because of the seeding"
i think 90% of americans picked the cavs to win the series.
if orlando wins it qualifies as a huge upset in my book.
"Yeah, that movie looks like garbage."
it would be hard to make a good movie about that. it would be entertaining when the terrorist took the plane, entertaining when the passengers took it back, but that's about it. 30 minutes of action stretched out over 90 minutes.
Ford's Focus has actually been a pretty good seller.
"El Padrino said...
ford is trash southern boy
jap companies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ford"
el pad hates america.
The only thing that GM has that's anywhere close is the Malibu Hybrid, which has been selling well, but it's not even a Hybrid.
"Ford's Focus has actually been a pretty good seller."
i know a chick with a Focus. it doesn't suck.
trying to find out if she does.
"trying to find out if she does."
HI-OH!!!
"trying to find out if she does."
keep us informed.
Ford CEO
posted this a week ago or so, dood seems like he knows how to run shit
ford is ahead of the game because it chose to sell off it's finance arm and "higher end" car models quicker than GM did, in fact I still think GM has all that shit under the umbrella
ford sold their credit company, finance unit and sold jaguar and land rover
I mean, this is exactly like the '70s during the gas crisis. Cars were too big, then they became too underpowered because everyone wanted an economical car, then in the '90s and early 2000's it swung back the other way, now we're trying to swing back. It's a cycle. American car manufacturers should have anticipated. It's just frustrating because they've been through this before and they didn't learn their lesson.
Man, I still see a lot of land rovers with paper plates around here. To me, it looks like they're doing well. But that must just be in L.A.
"I mean, this is exactly like the '70s during the gas crisis."
i don't see what so hard about it. i'm sure their job is much more complex than i'm giving it credit for. but it takes X to make 100 cars. they're getting back X/2.
Something has to go.
i stand by what i said, if you look at it like a stockpicker and you see Ford's 5 year ROE is -83.61
and Honda's 5 year ROE is 12.13 (positive) then i can say ford sucks balls
"i stand by what i said, if you look at it like a stockpicker and you see Ford's 5 year ROE is -83.61
and Honda's 5 year ROE is 12.13 (positive) then i can say ford sucks balls"
el pad hates america.
"el pad hates america."
and tall people, that's why he likes jap cars the better.
"then i can say ford sucks balls"
But GM filing for bankruptcy makes them even worse.
Land Rover is now Tata Motors corp, Ford sold it...
sucks balls
why you gotta bring dong into the discussion?
(s)
Ford secured a shit-load of credit back in 2006 I believe, before shit went south.
"still a huge upset right now."
Says you
"says you"
that is correct.
and/or apology accepted.
bleu died
"But GM filing for bankruptcy makes them even worse."
of course it does, i just disagree with the fact we are saying to use the ford model because they haven't gone bankrupt, yet they lose money every quarter
that's what old people do
they die
YOUR MY BOY BLUE!
only for a moment then the moment's gone
DUUUSTT IN THE WIND
ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WINNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD
Myron Rolle
Good kid.
Cali going back to ballots on gay marriage.I wonder if it'll pass this time. I'm starting to get the feeling that if you take away SF and HW California is more like Alabama.
i've read alot of stuff on rolle, man he's got some head on his shoulders
"I'm starting to get the feeling that if you take away SF and HW California is more like Alabama."
law of averages, the terrorists won
"law of averages, the terrorists won"
you're still not using that right.
"bleu died"
he was old
kourtney >>> kim
Rolle looks up to Bill Braskey.
steve you have that wrong
it's kim>>>>the female population including her mustachioched sister
turkey -fresh mozz- hot peppers
DET
Bentley wings and curly fries with a miller lite
DET
turkey -fresh mozz- hot peppers - hot sauce
DET
*fized
"it's kim>>>>the female population including her mustachioched sister"
I'm a yuuuuge Kim fan, but Kourtney is also an A+
she is a A but sometimes she rocks a stache
bacon
El Padrino
ep's back.
bacon
that looks like dog shit after its been squeezed out.
white death is awesome
When he reached the top, one of the target bunkers opened fire on him with machine guns. Yadav ran toward the hail of bullets, pitched a grenade in the window and killed everyone inside. By this point the second bunker had a clear shot and opened fire, so he ran at them, taking bullets while he did, and killed the four heavily-armed men inside with his bare hands.
wife just sent me a tit shot
suite
Weird. Me too
EP will probably kill me one day
"Weird. Me too"
this is your best joke ever
well done
(applauding)
*on a side note your a dead man
read that white death thing
IT'S AWESOME
we thought nintendo was dead after the 360 and ps2, then WII happened
blockt from white death
that raccoon was nasty
continuing on the badass theme
remind yo self keef
"wife just sent me a tit shot"
that was nice of her.
She knows he can't see them unless she sends him pics or he has a ladder
I'm holding a candlelight vigil
i wish i got a tit shot
check your email again, all of LOV got BCC'd
"i wish i got a tit shot"
No problem blue, what's your email address?
(s)
keef's is better
suite
"No problem blue, what's your email address?"
isn't that gonna pull traffic away from your site?
"isn't that gonna pull traffic away from your site?"
It's Marketing 101, give away a free sample to increase business. Besides, the videos will always be pay only.
1st titty is free
tem
tem
YES!!!!
Great link, Tyler
lisa is here?
he was
if i ask who's lisa will anyone get mad?
North Korea is saying they are no longer bound by the peace treaty signed in the 50's (I think) and that they now consider themselves at war with S Korea and the US.
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