Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted.

This has to be quick because I have to steal internet again and it's not reliable. Stupid AT&T. No cribs today either. It would just be pictures of boxes and blank walls anyway.

80's song of the week, Blue Monday by New Order:



Goddman Magic, can't win even if you spot them 10 points. The only silver lining is that IF they are able to get past the Magic, they are going to get ca-rushed by the Cavs.

Speaking of the goddman Celtics, Big Baby had to apologize to that kid he ran over after he made that game-winning shot the other night. Part of his apology was for being so fat, if he wasn't as big as he is, it wouldn't have been a problem.

Let me get this straight, TBS signed off on a second Tyler Perry sitcom? Fuck you, TBS.

Looks like the Lakers are going to handle the Rockets. At least for game 5. I wouldn't be surprised if it went seven. I like the Lakers for the win, they just seem to be unfocused and on this win-every-other-game business. Not good.

Tim Floyd allegedly paid OJ Mayo cashish when he was at USC. Way to go Floyd. Well, you had a good run, good luck recruiting when you're banned from the tournament for the next couple of years.

The NFL is "considering" playing another game in London in 2010. Lame.

The Jets backfield is a mess. Both Leon Washington and Thomas Jones skipped OTAs. The Jets are a mess. Good luck, Sanchez, hope you have a good knee doctor.

MLB fined Jenks $750 for throwing behind Kinsler. At first I thought it said $750k, which I thought was kind of excessive. But $750? That's it?

Ok, you get one picture. It involves the TV. And yes, I am using my old coffee table until I get a new TV stand:

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Beth said...

EP would've been greatly disappointed without that tv pic Tyler, he's been looking forward to it all week.

Blueshon said...

everybody has the same sony stereo (i also have that stereo, but it's in the basement because i'm married)

I like the magic 8 ball on the coffee table, just in case you have a question for it

Blueshon said...

it almost looks like there is some sort of strange chair in the right hand corner, but then i decided it was a cat toy....not sure which is worst.



nbl tyler

Beth said...

I think the lesson from the 1st few days of LOV cribs is make sure you know what's showing up in your pics.

EP, you may want to hide the platform shoes when you take your pics.

El Padrino said...

nice tv, any thoughts of hanging that sucker?

El Padrino said...

there is a carpeted chair in the corner, hopefully it's a strange sex chair that I don't know about and not a cat condo

Steve said...

"EP, you may want to hide the platform shoes when you take your pics."

And the step stool in front of the kitchen sink.

Steve said...

That's a shit load DVDs.

El Padrino said...

mine are hidden

dvd's that is

tem said...

"I think the lesson from the 1st few days of LOV cribs is make sure you know what's showing up in your pics."

i actually can't believe some of the wierd shit in my pictures went uncommented on.

tem said...

by the by glass coffee tables are a bitch to clean.

tem said...

that is a cat tower for sure.

tyler loves pussy.

tem said...

also that sony stereo is good stuff.

El Padrino said...

stereo's are funny

Steve said...

7 hospitalized after office fridge cleanup

Steve said...

Who is this?

El Padrino said...

3 game sevens in hockey over the next 2 or 3 days i think

Blueshon said...

LaLa is funny

El Padrino said...

the magic are trash
they always let teams back in, but like you said the cavs will crush either team

El Padrino said...

what was her beef, looked like she was about to get in a old white woman's ass had security not escorted her away

Blueshon said...

she actually released a statement, because she used to be famous or something...

she basically said that the video was her getting upset after enduring 2 hours of racial slurs and physical abuse, and that they were threatening her son and she feared violence was going to break out.

Blueshon said...

"what was her beef, looked like she was about to get in a old white woman's ass had security not escorted her away"

oh and she's a crazy woman

Beth said...

"i actually can't believe some of the wierd shit in my pictures went uncommented on"

Ok now I'm curious tem. What were you expecting comments on?

El Padrino said...

microsoft with the 3d camera/vid

Blueshon said...

tem had too much weird shit to comment on...

like the picture of emfemtem that sits next to his bed.

Beth said...

Since Freak is a professional cameraman and all, I'm expecting a very slick video of his crib in tomorrow's post instead of just basic pictures...

Jugdish said...

Since Freak is a professional cameraman and all, I'm expecting a very slick video of his crib in tomorrow's post instead of just basic pictures....

freak and expectations don't really go hand in hand, esp when it comes to posts

wadr

Jugdish said...

blowfish

Beth said...

"freak and expectations don't really go hand in hand, esp when it comes to posts"

Yeah, I almost put an S after my comment but thought maybe he'd take me seriously and want to show off his skills.

Steve said...

I doubt freak's mom will be too happy about him videotaping the house.

Jugdish said...

just the basement

Jugdish said...

spiffg cribs will be the better. it will be one or two pics from all of our houses/apts/condos that we have never posted before...he is that damned good

Blueshon said...

excatly

Beth said...

I'll say it again, spiff's search skills scare me a little.

ns

Blueshon said...

or they scare you a lot

Blueshon said...

beth being scared means that there is a lot of shit that she's hiding

tem said...

"Ok now I'm curious tem. What were you expecting comments on?"

I'll say one.

in the barstool picture there are 3 hedgehog stuffed animals on the bar.

El Padrino said...

everybody knows they are saving all their ammo for my crib

El Padrino said...

wish i had this TV

Blueshon said...

ep has posted pictures of his place, i already know what to espect

El Padrino said...

first even CITFIELD streaker

tem said...

i'm looking forward to more cribs.

as. had a good idea with this.

El Padrino said...

"ep has posted pictures of his place, i already know what to espect"

yea, suspense is gone

Beth said...

"in the barstool picture there are 3 hedgehog stuffed animals on the bar"

Maybe if you'd used a flash those kind of things would've been more obvious.

wadr

tem said...

"Maybe if you'd used a flash those kind of things would've been more obvious.

wadr"


i just set the camera up to decide on its own when to use flash. it used it on my TV shot, you can see the flash reflection on the TV screen. Not sure why or how it chooses when to use flash.

Jugdish said...

i just set the camera up to decide on its own when to use flash. it used it on my TV shot, you can see the flash reflection on the TV screen. Not sure why or how it chooses when to use flash.



it uses some kind of microwave sensor...I'm sure its safe

tem said...

i'll get the hang of it.

tomorrow is vball, so i'll test it out there.

El Padrino said...

nuggets lockitup tonight blue you going?

Jugdish said...

anyone see that video of that 16 year old kid whooping that bus driver's ass?

El Padrino said...

phelps story, ny times

Jugdish said...

id link it but i can't access streaming video on this network...saw it on tv

El Padrino said...

negative jug

tem said...

negative on the ass beating

tem said...

why would i want to read about phelps?

he is the gay swimmer right?

El Padrino said...

missed the memo on phelps being gay

spaceman spiff said...

"the magic are trash
they always let teams back in"

left the gym and they had the game in hand, go home and shower, come out, the celclits are icing the game with free throws, WFT?

did the master of panic strike again?

tem said...

isn't it pretty obvious he is?

1 - he is a swimmer

2- he is gay


case closed

Blueshon said...

"nuggets lockitup tonight blue you going?"

not going tonight, i have to take a final that starts at 7, same as the game...super lame.

El Padrino said...

"isn't it pretty obvious he is?

1 - he is a swimmer

2- he is gay


case closed"

swimmers are gay now

wft

El Padrino said...

final? mba program?

spaceman spiff said...

i dont get this oj mayo story. only 1000 bucks got some dude to deliver oj mayo? or is that the only payment that was witnessed?

El Padrino said...

or some online shit?

El Padrino said...

i think that was the payment witnessed, probably was more and wouldnt be surprised if a car, house or plasma tv were in the deal asswell

Jugdish said...

he paid it to oj's barber

tem said...

"swimmers are gay now"

not all, just most. try to keep up.

tem said...

every big name HS player gets cash/gifts from wherever they go.

Blueshon said...

"final? mba program?"

yep, almost done too...fuck school

tem said...

fuck AXE

Blueshon said...

"i dont get this oj mayo story. only 1000 bucks got some dude to deliver oj mayo? "

i thought floyd gave mayo $1m

Meiz said...

"swimmers are gay now

wft"



You seem a little too concerned. anything you want to say to the group? Former HS swimmer?

Meiz said...

Halladay has 7 fucking wins already? Christ.

Meiz said...

EP, expect Mr As. to make fun of you for picking up Papi.

Jugdish said...

EP, expect Mr As. to make fun of you for anything.



fixed

tem said...

"i thought floyd gave mayo $1m"

he thought he was the Mayo Clinic and it was a charitable contribution.

tem said...

good fix

tem said...

haven't had a good keith sanchez joke in a day or so.

let's remedy that today.

spaceman spiff said...

papi got HBP in the wrist last night, doesnt help

spaceman spiff said...

halladay/greinke 1-2 punch is awesome

El Padrino said...

"EP, expect Mr As. to make fun of you for picking up Papi."

he'll regret that one
remmeber the Pedrioa drop last year?

ortiz had some similar april/may numbers throughout his career

Meiz said...

I hate wednesdays

El Padrino said...

"You seem a little too concerned. anything you want to say to the group? Former HS swimmer?"

nah, just saying i linked a threesome that phelps had and he also had some hot asian stripper

spaceman spiff said...

pedroia is coming into his prime(starting the juice), papi is coming off the juice, doesnt compare

Blueshon said...

no, he insisted he didn't know that chick who was walking by him in those pictures


he insisted that because he didn't want his life partner thinking he was straight.

spaceman spiff said...

"ortiz had some similar april/may numbers throughout his career"

had he ever not hit a HR in april/may when he was good

Blueshon said...

ortiz misses manny

Jugdish said...

manny has some free time on his hands, he can go see him play

Tyler said...

Yeah, that's a cat condo. I know. But it came with the girlfriend, so I had to make a concession.

Tyler said...

"That's a shit load DVDs."

That does not include the Music/TV/Comedy/Cartoon DVDs that are still in a box. Easily another 1/3 of what's there.

spaceman spiff said...

for shame

El Padrino said...

"had he ever not hit a HR in april/may when he was good"

yes, read something where he only hit one homer (didnt I link that article) in april but ended up with 31

i have room on the bench so it's a non-issue, if he stinks all the way into june i'll drop him

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, that's a cat condo. I know. But it came with the girlfriend, so I had to make a concession."

Pussy conquers all.

Tyler said...

I have four two-start pitchers this week in the keeper league. Next week, not so much.

Meiz said...

Cats are the absolute worst.

spaceman spiff said...

so far youre the king of streaming pitchers this season, youll be fine

Tyler said...

"Cats are the absolute worst."

Yeah, last night I almost lost it.

Tyler said...

I'm just trying to keep ahead of El P in the transaction department.

Meiz said...

Golf tournament this week is loaded with C-listers

Meiz said...

"Yeah, last night I almost lost it."


Throw it in the pool next time. It'll be lost for sure.

Steve said...

i used to shoot neighborhood cats with me bb gun as young lad.

good times. if i had a bb gun, i'd might take the hobby back up.

it's fun to watch their "what the hell was that" reaction.

JFreak said...

"Since Freak is a professional cameraman and all, I'm expecting a very slick video of his crib in tomorrow's post instead of just basic pictures..."

That's completely unrealistic.

Tyler said...

I meant that one of them was pissing me off last night.

El Padrino said...

cats are evil

isiah thompson said...

FYI:

Joe Nathan is STILL available in the Y! league.

isiah thompson said...

I think Floyd gave OJ's handler 1$K then the handler was giving OJ all the other shit, plasma, cash, etc.

El Padrino said...

"Joe Nathan is STILL available in the Y! league."

Lower your price son

tem said...

"Throw it in the pool next time. It'll be lost for sure."

tem loves pool jokes.

Meiz said...

Don't pay for saves

tem said...

"i used to shoot neighborhood cats with me bb gun as young lad."

explains a lot

El Padrino said...

isnt that your only closer?

tem said...

"I meant that one of them was pissing me off last night."

one of them? how many you got?

Tyler said...

"explains a lot"

Yeah, isn't that how serial killers start out?

Tyler said...

There are two cats, which is two too many.

isiah thompson said...

Daily Show, re: no honorary ASU degree for Osama
sfw

tem said...

1 cat is ok.

when you get mad you have something to kick.

1 cat will stop you from hitting your girl. (because you'll hit it instead)

more than 1 cat will cause you to hit your girl.

Steve said...

"explains a lot"

it's not as cruel as fishing or hunting.

JFreak said...

New SG.

Tyler said...

I've brought up the "two cats is too many" topic before, let's just say it's I'm not bringing it up again.

It also doesn't help that they're like 6 and 4 years old. I was hoping they were like 15, and was kind of depressed when I found out they were still young.

Tyler said...

This is turning into cat woe.

El Padrino said...

i'm allergic to cats

so that's nice

Tyler said...

I have a slight cat allergy. That's why they're not allowed in the bedroom.

Steve said...

you live near a busy street Tyler?

tem said...

you live near keef's car?

tem said...

el tardo piece is alright.

it helps that some of it is written by some other dude.

tem said...

although el tardo saying that the only person who could have challenged jordan in his prime was len bias is ridiculous.

"I make the point that we spent so many years searching for an archrival for Jordan -- the Frazier to his Ali, someone who'd bring the best out of him -- when really, that player was Lenny Bias, and one cocaine binge ruined what should have been a fierce rivalry. Of the incoming NBA stars from 1984-90, only Bias possessed the talent and swagger to stand up to MJ in his prime. "


i mean those 2 sentences are dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb.

Tyler said...

"you live near a busy street Tyler?"

Yes.

Tyler said...

El Tardo is a broken record.

Tyler said...

Len Bias, Smen Smias.

Tyler said...

Len Bias would have been the original Harold Miner.

Keith S said...

"he'll regret that one
remmeber the Pedrioa drop last year?"

You're retarded. wadr

"ortiz had some similar april/may numbers throughout his career"

Last year in April/May he hit about .250 with 13 HR
In 2007 he hit .310 with 9 HR
In 2006 he hit .265 with 15 HR
In 2005 he hit .300 with 12 HR
In 2004 he hit .275 with 11 HR
In 2003 he hit .270 with 2 HR and he was a part time player.

El Padrino said...

keef i dont care

wft

who cares, wake me up when we play fantasy sports for cash

El Padrino said...

you look like a nerd

Keith S said...

"you live near keef's car?"

hilarity

El Padrino said...

your goddamn face is retarded and your carpeted bathroom is retarded

Tyler said...

"and your carpeted bathroom is retarded"

That. Just. Happened.

El Padrino said...

simmons piece is retarded
more self indulgent bullshit with some writer who pretend to be klosterman

today sucks

Tyler said...

It. Is. ON.

Keith S said...

"you look like a nerd"

You look like Matt Roloff

El Padrino said...

only thing keeping me going is T's tv

Keith S said...

"your carpeted bathroom is retarded"

I said the same thing

El Padrino said...

"You look like Matt Roloff"

gonna have to google this guy, no clue who this is

El Padrino said...

oh another short joke

hilarious

keefaslame

Steve said...

ding ding ding

spaceman spiff said...

"it's not as cruel as fishing or hunting."

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

tem's tv looked big too, but got no love from EP

spaceman spiff said...

why the hell did WWL put that guy on the front page, his face is frightening

isiah thompson said...

Jordan's archrival was white women and gambling.

El Padrino said...

"tem's tv looked big too, but got no love from EP"

tem's tv is like larrry holmes
T's is like Ali

I am sports guy, read my words.

isiah thompson said...

“It was a stupid mistake, and I’ll live with that for the rest of my life,” Phelps said, adding, “If people look down on some of the things I’ve done or they think less of me, I can’t control that.”


uhhh Mike, maybe you can control it by not being photographed with a bong.

isiah thompson said...

I am sports guy, read my words.


good thing he said read and listen, then we'd have to bend down to hear them.

JFreak said...

"Why doesn't an NBA team that's going nowhere just run a full-court press for 48 minutes a game?"

That's a great question.

tem said...

tem's tv is older. it is a rear projection or whatever. that technology expired in NY 135 yrs ago.

he is not impressed.

isiah thompson said...

good thing he said read and not listen, then we'd have to bend down to hear them.

*fized


fizing your own joke = gay

tem said...

"then we'd have to bend down to hear them."

well some of us wouldn't have to bend down.

El Padrino said...

that is a great qestion

tem said...

"well some of us wouldn't have to bend down."

nerve mind that joke makes no sense, since he was the one supposedly talking.

tem said...

i better sit a few plays out.

isiah thompson said...

Many times over the past few months, Debbie Phelps has wanted to scream, “Will you let my kid be human?” But that’s just it. The original master plan, while brilliant, made no provision for Michael’s being mortal.

bitch don't write a book about what a great mom you are and bring attention to yourself and your kid.

good afleet* + olympic spotlight = no privacy

deal with it ho

El Padrino said...

Coach put Petey in. They are too fast!

El Padrino said...

SACRIFICE bitch!

isiah thompson said...

spiffg is going to be on Cowherd today.

isiah thompson said...

Coach put Petey in. They are too fast!

Remember the Titans

El Padrino said...

call in and tell em no one wants to read boring conversations between to nerds

El Padrino said...

"Remember the Titans"

Winner!

isiah thompson said...

good phelps article EP, there was a little too much "woe" in there from them though.

buck up

spaceman spiff said...

clifton lee is dealing, he's been solid after his 1st 2 starts

JFreak said...

Pretty sure SG has said he hates Cowherd in the past.

I hope they fight.

isiah thompson said...

cowherd is on tape delay here, when he talked about the upcoming interview he said something like "supposedly we're feuding" or something to that effect.

El Padrino said...

good phelps article EP, there was a little too much "woe" in there from them though.

buck up your a gazillionaire*


*adjusted

Meiz said...

Thank you for JJ Hardy for free, As.

spaceman spiff said...

EP what happened to wright's speed. pls advise

JFreak said...

Jason Taylor back to the dolphins.

El Padrino said...

"EP what happened to wright's speed. pls advise"

the CS's? or the play at the plate?

not hot enough yet...

Jugdish said...

EP what happened to wright's speed. pls advise



he gets faster as the year goes on, don't worry

Meiz said...

"EP what happened to wright's speed. pls advise"


Its still there, he must just be wearing the wrong size spikes.

Meiz said...

"not hot enough yet..."


Bull. Shit.

tem said...

he is still fat from not working out in the offseason.

once he drops those 5-10lbs he'll be a bit faster.

tem said...

also he plays for the Mess so his vagina hurts.

tem said...

and he has a chicken bone blocking his airways which makes proper breathing near impossible.

eventually he'll choke on the bone.

Meiz said...

"he is still fat from not working out in the offseason."


No no no. EP was bragging about all his extra offseason workouts.

tem said...

fine; then he put too much steroid muscle on and lost speed.

Jugdish said...

wright is doing the 100 push up challenge now, he is sore from that

tem said...

i forgot to look that up.

JFreak said...

skip bayless getting ripped.

Meiz said...

Matt Vasgersian on the Deadcast with Big Daddy Drew is pretty solid.

tem said...

if skip bayless and that woody paige or hayes or whatever dude died i would be OK with that.

spaceman spiff said...

"skip bayless getting ripped"

he did p90x?

Meiz said...

Bayless is quite ripped

Jugdish said...

Glen "Big Baby" Davis as a young boy

tem said...

he went to philly 10 years ago and saw a fight in the stands.

i see fights in the stands at every major sporting event i go to.

OSU football, Bluejackets hockey, Indians baseball, Reds baseball, WVU football.

Maybe not college basketball. Not many people tailgate hardcore for that and then go in drunk.

basically if there is alchohol and lots of people there will be a fight.

any city.

spaceman spiff said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

We don't fight with each other at Brewers games. Only with Cubs fans.

El Padrino said...

wow 10+ comments ripping wright

tem said...

right, but there are fights nonetheless.

tem said...

bayless is a douchebag of the highest order.

El Padrino said...

gollum is driving me nuts i want to impale him

tem said...

also he thinks he is cool because he writes about sports.

this is incorrect. that makes you a douchebag.

Keith S said...

"wow 10+ comments ripping wright"

Maybe he should start earning his paycheck

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

tem said...

do it el pad, nobody would notice.

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