OK so here we go. Tem's crib. I'll let you know now, there is no movie review. Just my crib. I didn't take any photos inside the room I rent out, or in that bathroom. It's probably gross in there, plus the dude probably doesn't want his shit posted on the intrawebs. Anyway, without further ado, here we go (by the by there are even more pics than keith's crib. I like my new camera, TFB for yous):
FRONT DOOR:
This is the front door. This is what people would see if they ever came and visited. Woe.
STAIRS
This would be how you get upstairs. My unit is on the second floor, but has a first floor entry. The stairs help keep the old people away. Old people fear stairs like Tem fears microwaves.
GARAGE
The red car is my roommate's. The black car is mine.
TOP OF STAIRS
At the top of the stairs are some of my Bucs stuff. Here is a signed ball from 1987 and one from the year they won the Super Bowl...whenever that was. Also I have some Bobbleheads. I think the picture is Brad Johnson and Ronde Barber. I have Derrick Brooks and Mike Alstott too.
LIVING ROOM
When you come up the stairs you go into a little hall way and then come out in the living room / dining room area. The living room is to the left. You can see my roommate's foot and the Stewie doll. Stewie is drunk or something. Also there is a fireplace. I don't know how to turn it on.
DINING ROOM
To the right is the dining room area. I hardly ever use the table. It's more for show than anything. You can see the door that goes out to the deck. You can also see the end of the baby blue couch. That was in the Florida room at exfemtem's. That's the couch I got. Exfemtem got the nice couch....woe.
DECK
This is the deck. It has enough room for a little table with 2 chairs and then room for another couple chairs.
KITCHEN
I have a kitchen. Not really sure what it is for. That's not true. Exfemtem tolt me it was for cooking food.
TEM'S ROOM
This is where nothing at all happens. The futon in there was in the spare bedroom, but I had to move it when my roommate moved in.
TEM'S BATHROOM
My bathroom is big.
GUEST ROOM
This is just a picture of the bedskirt in the guest room. In the random pics is the rest of the room.
RANDOM OTHER PICTURES
tem's closet
Fridge
Inside Fridge
Rest of tem's bathroom
Another shot of tem's bedroom. Beth has now seen more of my bedroom than every girl except 4. OK I made 4 up. I meant 2. Not really....I'll actually count. Umm, 14.
Another shot of the Living room. Note the old school nintendo.
Guest Bedroom again
Fucking Microwave
Can you guess which barstool tem stole from a bar?
OK that's it. I am done. Uploading photos takes awhile. Comment away. Or don't.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 608 Newer› Newest»Nicely done tem. But I have to say, that "bedskirt" looks more like extra sheet hanging low.
But cool, I'm now female #15 to see your bedroom. The question though is if you had more action with the other 14 than you got from me today.
I'm definitely liking cribs week on LOV.
i've had more action with 2 of them.
only lived here a year and a good portion of that i was on again with exfemtem.
and don't dis the bedskirt.
"i've had more action with 2 of them"
Actually, my question was supposed to be rhetorical...
I can understand no movie review this time but figured I'd help suggest something to review next time.
I couldn't really find a movie that qualified for what I was looking for, but if you'd consider reviewing a tv show I'd suggest this one.
that show would have lasted more than 1 season had it been about me.
"Actually, my question was supposed to be rhetorical..."
then you should know better than to ask it here.
Old people fear stairs like Tem fears microwaves.
hilarity
nice work!
deck = balcony?
"then you should know better than to ask it here"
Yeah, but since you don't read I figured I was safe.
does your camera have auto-focus bro?
Tem, the grocery store is on line 1.
good stuff
tem's fridge is stocked somewhat like mine, except with more stuff
so your roomate lives in the guestroom right?
and you rent the downstairs apt?
Nice Bathroom!
tem's house has WALLS
fumble!!!!!!!! technology is cool
manny testosterone story, el pad fast style
"deck = balcony?"
yes.
also a 1st floor place can have a wooden deck.
must be a midwest thing to call them all decks.
patios are first floor, no wood.
balconies are > first floor but usually have room for just a chair or something. mine is a deck because it is bigger.
"does your camera have auto-focus bro?"
probably. cut me some slack. i bought it monday and haven't had time to learn all the inner workings.
"Tem, the grocery store is on line 1."
i always waste food if i buy it.
"so your roomate lives in the guestroom right?
and you rent the downstairs apt?"
i have a 3BR 2BA place.
i did not show his BR or his BA.
the downstairs is owned by a some chick.
thanks for the prompt responses tem
well i had to drive to work. so i wasn't near the computer.
they don't like it when i don't come into the office.
apology accepted
good
Do you make your bed every day Tem, or did you make for the photos?
tem spends 8 minutes in the morning putting throw pillows on his bed, and 8 minutes a night taking them off. That's 16 minutes a day! Throw pillows serve no purpose!
Along came polly
"Do you make your bed every day Tem, or did you make for the photos?"
i don't really mess it up too bad, so it pretty much looks like that all the time. i probably put the pillows back in place for the photo.
"tem spends 8 minutes in the morning putting throw pillows on his bed, and 8 minutes a night taking them off. That's 16 minutes a day! Throw pillows serve no purpose!"
to my knowledge my bed has 0 throw pillows on it.
The futon has some on it. But they never move.
someone needs to put a comment link at the top. tem does not know how.
to my knowledge my bed has 0 throw pillows on it.
The futon has some on it. But they never move.
it was a movie quote with you worked in it
nice place you got there temster(ns)
-I'd do a kod cribs, but I don't think I'd ever live that down in here(that, and I don't have a camara, and do not know how to upload pictures)
a kod crib would be like a double special, like when shaq did his crib
Tem, why do you even have a microwave?
"it was a movie quote with you worked in it"
O I C
"Tem, why do you even have a microwave?"
came with the place.
really wasn't an option not to have one.
i bet they would have charged me to not have one.
"the downstairs is owned by a some chick"
Is she one of the 14 who have seen your bedroom?
Pussy, you let them walk all over you. You're a chump.
/steve
"Is she one of the 14 who have seen your bedroom?"
she saw it with no furniture when i first moved in.
i did not count her.
You need to let her know about the temgagement - maybe she could be #16.
came with the place.
really wasn't an option not to have one.
does your roommate ever use it, or was there a no microwave clause in his lease?
"You need to let her know about the temgagement - maybe she could be #16."
maybe. i'll get on that later.
"does your roommate ever use it, or was there a no microwave clause in his lease?"
he uses it all the time.
but he knows not to use it while i am in the kitchen. i'll just run away like a scared cat running from the vaccuum cleaner.
"i'll just run away like a scared cat running from the vaccuum cleaner"
So at times tem acts like a 12-year old girl. Got it.
but he knows not to use it while i am in the kitchen
i would have liked to hear that conversation
"i would have liked to hear that conversation"
I'm guessing that conversation came AFTER the roomie signed the lease, to where it was too late for him to back out.
"i would have liked to hear that conversation"
indeed
"So at times tem acts like a 12-year old girl. Got it."
at times.
Tem: EEEK! Radiation!
::runs away, arms flailing::
Hey EP, not sure if this is getting any play in NY or not, but the Braves are the only team never to lose to Johan. After last night's game he's 0-4 against them. And Matt Diaz is hitting over .500 against him.
conversation was my normal microwave conversation:
tem: don't use the microwave around me, it scares you.
roomie: it scares you?
tem: yeah, those things cause cancer and don't make sense.
roomie: how so?
tem: can't put metal in them, but they are made of metal...magic ions boil water in 1 minute and the only thing separating me from those ions is a sheet of glass.
roomie: you are wierd.
Gotta put the tv stand together tonight
i'm pretty good at knowing when someone is aobut to use the microwave. so usually i don't have to run away.
"tem: don't use the microwave around me, it scares you."
that was supposed to say "it scares me."
i'm pretty good at knowing when someone is aobut to use the microwave. so usually i don't have to run away.
you hear the beeps of the buttons being pushed and you know to make an exit. That's like an early warning system.
How far away is a safe distance?
that was supposed to say "it scares me."
makes more sense
I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one with no stuff on the walls
roommate prank: set the microwave to cook some popcorn or something. wait for tem to walk in kitchen and press start. hilarity ensues.
Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can.
"How far away is a safe distance?"
20 feet. or have a wall inbetween me and the microwave.
"I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one with no stuff on the walls"
yeah my walls are pretty bare.
Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can.
on the tv?
"Hey EP, not sure if this is getting any play in NY or not, but the Braves are the only team never to lose to Johan. After last night's game he's 0-4 against them. And Matt Diaz is hitting over .500 against him."
not getting any play, it's a useless stat
I'm not telling
I'm not looking
"not getting any play, in NY. Its the big, pink elephant that we're ignoring"
*fixed
"I'm not looking"
Well, you're really missing out.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
"Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can."
fridge.
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.'
Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.'
The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
'Who are you?' he asked him.
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
taking the misses on a cruise forvaca this year
"it's a useless stat"
Just one more way for the Mets to choke later in the season.
best seat in the new yankee stadium...
Option 1: Two tickets to Tuesday night, June 30, Mariners at Yanks, cost for just the tickets, $5,000
OR
Option 2: Two round-trip airline tickets to Seattle, Friday, Aug. 14, return Sunday the 16th, rental car for three days, two-night double occupancy stay in four-star hotel, two top tickets to both the Saturday and Sunday Yanks-Mariners games, two best-restaurant-in-town dinners for two. Total cost, $2,800. Plus-frequent flyer miles.
"Just one more way for the Mets to choke later in the season."
Choke on this
"20 feet. or have a wall inbetween me and the microwave."
Unless your walls are made of concrete, that's not gonna help.
lots of jokes today.
they are good.
"Unless your walls are made of concrete, that's not gonna help."
really i don't think my rules for microwaves are based too much on reality as it is.
they are my rules and i say drywall stops the magic ions.
nice try tem
"they are my rules and i say drywall stops the magic ions."
I lol'd.
even in war....
"Choke on this"
I'll remember that offer if I get something stuck between my teeth.
ha, i've seen that before.
it is funny. i wish i'd thought of that.
instead i put "lots of liquor"
el pad is linking up the last email i got with all of those type of pictures.
"I'll remember that offer if I get something stuck between my teeth."
southern girl with teeth is rare, i was really looking forward to a suite gum job
free scoop of ice cream
i didn't know hagen-daz had shops.
"southern girl with teeth is rare"
isn't your mom a southern girl?
you don't talk about another man's momma
kenyon martin will beat steve's ass
i nerve knew tem had a roommate.
nerve
i learnt something today
ralph macchio is 47 - jeebus
i thought ralph macchio died
"you don't talk about another man's momma"
i didn't, EP did.
"ralph macchio is 47."
That's disturbing. I wonder if he'll have a cameo in the new KK movie.
"southern girl with teeth is rare, i was really looking forward to a suite gum job"
You've been listening to tem too much, we aren't all like WV.
jeez beth, that cuts deep.
i thought ralph macchio died
that was his career
he was in my cousin vinny
good movie
Hi tem
didn't he and fred savage merge and become the same dude?
"jeez beth, that cuts deep"
I guess I should've added a "wadr" to that. Feel better now?
they asked doogie howser too, but then doogie did that harold and kumar movie and became cool again.
wadr cures all
"I guess I should've added a "wadr" to that. Feel better now?"
too late the damage is done.
like "bless her heart"
"wadr cures all"
oh, i did not know this.
nerve mind. i am good then.
doogie is on some tv show i don't watch
"nerve mind. i am good then"
Whew, I was really worried about you for a few minutes there.
And doogie is on How I Met Your Mother, which I also don't watch but I believe he plays a womanizing somewhat sleazy guy. Which is kind of ironic considering the actor is gay.
"Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can."
Jilarity. The underdog coverup is awesome
"Nicely done tem. But I have to say, that "bedskirt" looks more like extra sheet hanging low. "
Thought the same thing
"i nerve knew tem had a roommate."
Glad I'm not the only one that did not know that
California’s budget deficit has grown so severe that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he may be forced to release 40,000 prisoners or lay off 51,000 teachers if voters next week reject three budget balancing measures.
"isn't your mom a southern girl?"
no, she lives there, she lived in ny 35-40 years before that
hmm fire teachers or release prisoners...
lesser of two evils?
New topless pic of miss california, but there's a star over the nip. wft
C'mon, gubment. Do the right thing for me.
Miss Cal topless photo with stars.And then you can click on thru the rest of them.
I'd say SFW - she's topless but there are stars over the nips so use your own judgment.
"forced to release 40,000 prisoners"
legalize weed!!
Gimme my 45 hunnit, Obama.
Apology accepted
nice little boobs
"Miss Cal topless photo with stars"
they are kinda disapointing. they would have probably been great if they just would have came out.
but with all the build up...bla.
stay classy dallas
i think it's been linked but the full 6 minute jessica beil stripping movie scene, right here, right now
Liz Edwards must be getting ready to run for office. Cause she won't go away.
cmon roger, this is getting ridiculous
biel vid-yo is very nice
"our family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40’s, my step-dad died of a heart attack. I mean it would be suicidal for me to think about even taking any of these dangerous drugs."
what does your step-father have anything to do with you possibly having a heart condition
"no, she lives there, she lived in ny 35-40 years before that"
but why would she leave the greatest city on earth?
Apology accepted
Cuban had to do this so he didn't get his ass beat down by K-Mart
Rog needs to sit down and STFU. Time will not be kind to him and the rest of the steriod brigade.
spiff sammy braddy
good lawd
"but why would she leave the greatest city on earth?"
because my died dad and she wanted to be closer to her mother
asshole
any steriod guy who gets caught or implicated and is guilty should just fess up from the jump, makes it much easier on them.
keef why didnit i get a thank you card from your wedding
any steriod guy who gets caught or implicated and is guilty should just fess up from the jump, makes it much easier on them.
see;
Giambi, Jason
Pettite, Andy
IN YOU FACE! Steve
cuban should have used the chris rock down to earth line to kenyon "shut up before i crush you with my wallet"
hilarity
obama wants to tax soda to pass his cockamamie health care spending bill
EP just wanted to say cockamamie
the gay guy no one wanted to draft has a 29 game hittin streak
on 27 more games to go
imagine a fucking National breakin a Yankee legend record
that would be odd hilarity
does that make him not gay?
FYI: Joe Nathan still available in the Y! league for good SP.
"does that make him not gay?"
i guess so
Ryan Dempster?
lol
"hilarity. The underdog coverup is awesome"
that's how it always looks.
"California’s budget deficit has grown so severe that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he may be forced to release 40,000 prisoners or lay off 51,000 teachers if voters next week reject three budget balancing measures."
make the prisoners teachers.
"what does your step-father have anything to do with you possibly having a heart condition"
it's mental.
big baby caved in and apologized, pussy
apologies all around today
"keef why didnit i get a thank you card from your wedding"
Why didn't I get a gift?
"that's how it always looks."
I know. I didn't say or mean coverup for cribs
"because my died dad"
sad hdh
apology accepted
what does your step-father have anything to do with you possibly having a heart condition
his step father was a frequent microwave user.
see!
extended cut Taken.
i am intrigued.
"Why didn't I get a gift?"
oh that's how that works, what tem buy you a microwave?
maybe a fun cooker?
the photo they got does look cool
Yeeeaaaaaaa! What do you think Max? Its got 3 speeds.
dammit!
that pic could have easily been photoshopped...and almost looks like it is
"that pic could have easily been photoshopped"
and it wouldn't have cost 300k
i would have done it for them, 100 bucks
it was also a training excercise.
can't put a price on training our troops.
i guess NYers would rather have figher pilots and air force 1 pilots have no clue how to fly.
defend our city, but don't fly near it.
you should just know what's what when the time comes. fuck training because i don't want to spend money on it.
photoshop training missions. just pretend, it is just as good.
maybe a fun cooker?
::flunk flare::
that wasn't a training exercise
they should photoshop enemy jets when they enter our airspace
just photoshop them out...that makes them go away.
"it was also a training excercise."
i think the training part was landing, taking off at the airport.
the circling the city part was for the photshoot. if i remember right, i didn't pay a lot of attention too it.
just thought it was funny that they scare so easy.
::flunk flare::
tracy morgan, 30 rock
"just thought it was funny that they scare so easy."
swimming by the bait
tracy morgan, 30 rock
DAMNIT! shoulda had that.
you peeping game on that?
"swimming by the bait"
BOO!!!!!
"you peeping game on that?"
this season i have, been real solid
yes, i am sure you guys know exactly what the training excercise was.
NYers need to learn that not all planes are destined to crash into their buildings.
cmon!
don't bite ep...tem doesn't really believe what he is saying...and no one believes what steve says
i'm leaving it alone
Benoit's doc gets 10 years
Jug speaks for Tem now?
Romo is still not clutch
benoit link
justice is served
beth can i measure your hedge with a spirit level
gonna push now who's with me
still pushing
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