Tuesday, May 12, 2009

tem's crib

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OK so here we go. Tem's crib. I'll let you know now, there is no movie review. Just my crib. I didn't take any photos inside the room I rent out, or in that bathroom. It's probably gross in there, plus the dude probably doesn't want his shit posted on the intrawebs. Anyway, without further ado, here we go (by the by there are even more pics than keith's crib. I like my new camera, TFB for yous):

FRONT DOOR:


This is the front door. This is what people would see if they ever came and visited. Woe.

STAIRS


This would be how you get upstairs. My unit is on the second floor, but has a first floor entry. The stairs help keep the old people away. Old people fear stairs like Tem fears microwaves.

GARAGE


The red car is my roommate's. The black car is mine.

TOP OF STAIRS


At the top of the stairs are some of my Bucs stuff. Here is a signed ball from 1987 and one from the year they won the Super Bowl...whenever that was. Also I have some Bobbleheads. I think the picture is Brad Johnson and Ronde Barber. I have Derrick Brooks and Mike Alstott too.

LIVING ROOM


When you come up the stairs you go into a little hall way and then come out in the living room / dining room area. The living room is to the left. You can see my roommate's foot and the Stewie doll. Stewie is drunk or something. Also there is a fireplace. I don't know how to turn it on.

DINING ROOM


To the right is the dining room area. I hardly ever use the table. It's more for show than anything. You can see the door that goes out to the deck. You can also see the end of the baby blue couch. That was in the Florida room at exfemtem's. That's the couch I got. Exfemtem got the nice couch....woe.

DECK


This is the deck. It has enough room for a little table with 2 chairs and then room for another couple chairs.

KITCHEN


I have a kitchen. Not really sure what it is for. That's not true. Exfemtem tolt me it was for cooking food.

TEM'S ROOM


This is where nothing at all happens. The futon in there was in the spare bedroom, but I had to move it when my roommate moved in.

TEM'S BATHROOM


My bathroom is big.

GUEST ROOM


This is just a picture of the bedskirt in the guest room. In the random pics is the rest of the room.

RANDOM OTHER PICTURES


tem's closet



Fridge



Inside Fridge



Rest of tem's bathroom



Another shot of tem's bedroom. Beth has now seen more of my bedroom than every girl except 4. OK I made 4 up. I meant 2. Not really....I'll actually count. Umm, 14.



Another shot of the Living room. Note the old school nintendo.



Guest Bedroom again



Fucking Microwave



Can you guess which barstool tem stole from a bar?




OK that's it. I am done. Uploading photos takes awhile. Comment away. Or don't.

608 comments:

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Beth said...

Nicely done tem. But I have to say, that "bedskirt" looks more like extra sheet hanging low.

But cool, I'm now female #15 to see your bedroom. The question though is if you had more action with the other 14 than you got from me today.

I'm definitely liking cribs week on LOV.

tem said...

i've had more action with 2 of them.

only lived here a year and a good portion of that i was on again with exfemtem.

tem said...

and don't dis the bedskirt.

Beth said...

"i've had more action with 2 of them"

Actually, my question was supposed to be rhetorical...

Beth said...

I can understand no movie review this time but figured I'd help suggest something to review next time.

I couldn't really find a movie that qualified for what I was looking for, but if you'd consider reviewing a tv show I'd suggest this one.

tem said...

that show would have lasted more than 1 season had it been about me.

tem said...

"Actually, my question was supposed to be rhetorical..."

then you should know better than to ask it here.

Jugdish said...

Old people fear stairs like Tem fears microwaves.



hilarity

Jugdish said...

nice work!

El Padrino said...

deck = balcony?

Beth said...

"then you should know better than to ask it here"

Yeah, but since you don't read I figured I was safe.

El Padrino said...

does your camera have auto-focus bro?

El Padrino said...

Tem, the grocery store is on line 1.

El Padrino said...

good stuff

Jugdish said...

tem's fridge is stocked somewhat like mine, except with more stuff

El Padrino said...

so your roomate lives in the guestroom right?

and you rent the downstairs apt?

Steve said...

Nice Bathroom!

El Padrino said...

tem's house has WALLS

El Padrino said...

fumble!!!!!!!! technology is cool

El Padrino said...

manny testosterone story, el pad fast style

tem said...

"deck = balcony?"

yes.

also a 1st floor place can have a wooden deck.

must be a midwest thing to call them all decks.

patios are first floor, no wood.

balconies are > first floor but usually have room for just a chair or something. mine is a deck because it is bigger.

tem said...

"does your camera have auto-focus bro?"

probably. cut me some slack. i bought it monday and haven't had time to learn all the inner workings.

tem said...

"Tem, the grocery store is on line 1."


i always waste food if i buy it.

tem said...

"so your roomate lives in the guestroom right?

and you rent the downstairs apt?"

i have a 3BR 2BA place.

i did not show his BR or his BA.

the downstairs is owned by a some chick.

El Padrino said...

thanks for the prompt responses tem

tem said...

well i had to drive to work. so i wasn't near the computer.

tem said...

they don't like it when i don't come into the office.

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

tem said...

good

Steve said...

Do you make your bed every day Tem, or did you make for the photos?

Jugdish said...

tem spends 8 minutes in the morning putting throw pillows on his bed, and 8 minutes a night taking them off. That's 16 minutes a day! Throw pillows serve no purpose!

El Padrino said...

Along came polly

tem said...

"Do you make your bed every day Tem, or did you make for the photos?"


i don't really mess it up too bad, so it pretty much looks like that all the time. i probably put the pillows back in place for the photo.

tem said...

"tem spends 8 minutes in the morning putting throw pillows on his bed, and 8 minutes a night taking them off. That's 16 minutes a day! Throw pillows serve no purpose!"

to my knowledge my bed has 0 throw pillows on it.

The futon has some on it. But they never move.

tem said...

someone needs to put a comment link at the top. tem does not know how.

Jugdish said...

to my knowledge my bed has 0 throw pillows on it.

The futon has some on it. But they never move.


it was a movie quote with you worked in it

kodiac said...

nice place you got there temster(ns)

-I'd do a kod cribs, but I don't think I'd ever live that down in here(that, and I don't have a camara, and do not know how to upload pictures)

El Padrino said...

a kod crib would be like a double special, like when shaq did his crib

JFreak said...

Tem, why do you even have a microwave?

tem said...

"it was a movie quote with you worked in it"

O I C

tem said...

"Tem, why do you even have a microwave?"

came with the place.

really wasn't an option not to have one.

tem said...

i bet they would have charged me to not have one.

Beth said...

"the downstairs is owned by a some chick"

Is she one of the 14 who have seen your bedroom?

JFreak said...

Pussy, you let them walk all over you. You're a chump.

/steve

tem said...

"Is she one of the 14 who have seen your bedroom?"

she saw it with no furniture when i first moved in.

i did not count her.

Beth said...

You need to let her know about the temgagement - maybe she could be #16.

Jugdish said...

came with the place.

really wasn't an option not to have one.


does your roommate ever use it, or was there a no microwave clause in his lease?

tem said...

"You need to let her know about the temgagement - maybe she could be #16."

maybe. i'll get on that later.

tem said...

"does your roommate ever use it, or was there a no microwave clause in his lease?"


he uses it all the time.

but he knows not to use it while i am in the kitchen. i'll just run away like a scared cat running from the vaccuum cleaner.

Beth said...

"i'll just run away like a scared cat running from the vaccuum cleaner"

So at times tem acts like a 12-year old girl. Got it.

Jugdish said...

but he knows not to use it while i am in the kitchen


i would have liked to hear that conversation

Beth said...

"i would have liked to hear that conversation"

I'm guessing that conversation came AFTER the roomie signed the lease, to where it was too late for him to back out.

Steve said...

"i would have liked to hear that conversation"

indeed

tem said...

"So at times tem acts like a 12-year old girl. Got it."

at times.

Meiz said...

Tem: EEEK! Radiation!

::runs away, arms flailing::

Beth said...

Hey EP, not sure if this is getting any play in NY or not, but the Braves are the only team never to lose to Johan. After last night's game he's 0-4 against them. And Matt Diaz is hitting over .500 against him.

tem said...

conversation was my normal microwave conversation:

tem: don't use the microwave around me, it scares you.

roomie: it scares you?

tem: yeah, those things cause cancer and don't make sense.

roomie: how so?

tem: can't put metal in them, but they are made of metal...magic ions boil water in 1 minute and the only thing separating me from those ions is a sheet of glass.

roomie: you are wierd.

Meiz said...

Gotta put the tv stand together tonight

tem said...

i'm pretty good at knowing when someone is aobut to use the microwave. so usually i don't have to run away.

tem said...

"tem: don't use the microwave around me, it scares you."

that was supposed to say "it scares me."

Jugdish said...

i'm pretty good at knowing when someone is aobut to use the microwave. so usually i don't have to run away.


you hear the beeps of the buttons being pushed and you know to make an exit. That's like an early warning system.

How far away is a safe distance?

Jugdish said...

that was supposed to say "it scares me."


makes more sense

Meiz said...

I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one with no stuff on the walls

Jugdish said...

roommate prank: set the microwave to cook some popcorn or something. wait for tem to walk in kitchen and press start. hilarity ensues.

Meiz said...

Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can.

tem said...

"How far away is a safe distance?"

20 feet. or have a wall inbetween me and the microwave.

tem said...

"I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one with no stuff on the walls"

yeah my walls are pretty bare.

Jugdish said...

Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can.

on the tv?

El Padrino said...

"Hey EP, not sure if this is getting any play in NY or not, but the Braves are the only team never to lose to Johan. After last night's game he's 0-4 against them. And Matt Diaz is hitting over .500 against him."

not getting any play, it's a useless stat

Meiz said...

I'm not telling

Jugdish said...

I'm not looking

Meiz said...

"not getting any play, in NY. Its the big, pink elephant that we're ignoring"



*fixed

Meiz said...

"I'm not looking"


Well, you're really missing out.

El Padrino said...

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

Steve said...

"Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can."


fridge.

El Padrino said...

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.'

Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.'

The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

El Padrino said...

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'

El Padrino said...

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

'Who are you?' he asked him.
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..

El Padrino said...

taking the misses on a cruise forvaca this year

Beth said...

"it's a useless stat"

Just one more way for the Mets to choke later in the season.

El Padrino said...

best seat in the new yankee stadium...

Option 1: Two tickets to Tuesday night, June 30, Mariners at Yanks, cost for just the tickets, $5,000

OR

Option 2: Two round-trip airline tickets to Seattle, Friday, Aug. 14, return Sunday the 16th, rental car for three days, two-night double occupancy stay in four-star hotel, two top tickets to both the Saturday and Sunday Yanks-Mariners games, two best-restaurant-in-town dinners for two. Total cost, $2,800. Plus-frequent flyer miles.

El Padrino said...

"Just one more way for the Mets to choke later in the season."

Choke on this

JFreak said...

"20 feet. or have a wall inbetween me and the microwave."

Unless your walls are made of concrete, that's not gonna help.

tem said...

lots of jokes today.

they are good.

tem said...

"Unless your walls are made of concrete, that's not gonna help."

really i don't think my rules for microwaves are based too much on reality as it is.

they are my rules and i say drywall stops the magic ions.

El Padrino said...

nice try tem

JFreak said...

"they are my rules and i say drywall stops the magic ions."

I lol'd.

El Padrino said...

even in war....

Beth said...

"Choke on this"

I'll remember that offer if I get something stuck between my teeth.

tem said...

ha, i've seen that before.

it is funny. i wish i'd thought of that.

instead i put "lots of liquor"

tem said...

el pad is linking up the last email i got with all of those type of pictures.

El Padrino said...

"I'll remember that offer if I get something stuck between my teeth."

southern girl with teeth is rare, i was really looking forward to a suite gum job

Jugdish said...

free scoop of ice cream

tem said...

i didn't know hagen-daz had shops.

Steve said...

"southern girl with teeth is rare"


isn't your mom a southern girl?

Blueshon said...

you don't talk about another man's momma


kenyon martin will beat steve's ass

Blueshon said...

i nerve knew tem had a roommate.

nerve

i learnt something today

Jugdish said...

ralph macchio is 47 - jeebus

Blueshon said...

i thought ralph macchio died

Steve said...

"you don't talk about another man's momma"


i didn't, EP did.

Steve said...

"ralph macchio is 47."

That's disturbing. I wonder if he'll have a cameo in the new KK movie.

Beth said...

"southern girl with teeth is rare, i was really looking forward to a suite gum job"

You've been listening to tem too much, we aren't all like WV.

tem said...

jeez beth, that cuts deep.

Jugdish said...

i thought ralph macchio died


that was his career

Blueshon said...

he was in my cousin vinny

Jugdish said...

good movie

Jugdish said...

Hi tem

tem said...

didn't he and fred savage merge and become the same dude?

Beth said...

"jeez beth, that cuts deep"

I guess I should've added a "wadr" to that. Feel better now?

tem said...

they asked doogie howser too, but then doogie did that harold and kumar movie and became cool again.

Blueshon said...

wadr cures all

tem said...

"I guess I should've added a "wadr" to that. Feel better now?"


too late the damage is done.

Blueshon said...

like "bless her heart"

tem said...

"wadr cures all"

oh, i did not know this.

nerve mind. i am good then.

Blueshon said...

doogie is on some tv show i don't watch

Beth said...

"nerve mind. i am good then"

Whew, I was really worried about you for a few minutes there.

Beth said...

And doogie is on How I Met Your Mother, which I also don't watch but I believe he plays a womanizing somewhat sleazy guy. Which is kind of ironic considering the actor is gay.

Keith S said...

"Tem snuck the photo of Keith & CMK in there. Find it, if you can."

Jilarity. The underdog coverup is awesome

Keith S said...

"Nicely done tem. But I have to say, that "bedskirt" looks more like extra sheet hanging low. "

Thought the same thing

Keith S said...

"i nerve knew tem had a roommate."


Glad I'm not the only one that did not know that

El Padrino said...

California’s budget deficit has grown so severe that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he may be forced to release 40,000 prisoners or lay off 51,000 teachers if voters next week reject three budget balancing measures.

El Padrino said...

"isn't your mom a southern girl?"

no, she lives there, she lived in ny 35-40 years before that

Blueshon said...

hmm fire teachers or release prisoners...

lesser of two evils?

Keith S said...

New topless pic of miss california, but there's a star over the nip. wft

Meiz said...

C'mon, gubment. Do the right thing for me.

Beth said...

Miss Cal topless photo with stars.And then you can click on thru the rest of them.

I'd say SFW - she's topless but there are stars over the nips so use your own judgment.

Steve said...

"forced to release 40,000 prisoners"


legalize weed!!

Meiz said...

Gimme my 45 hunnit, Obama.

Keith S said...

Apology accepted

El Padrino said...

nice little boobs

Steve said...

"Miss Cal topless photo with stars"

they are kinda disapointing. they would have probably been great if they just would have came out.

but with all the build up...bla.

Blueshon said...

stay classy dallas

El Padrino said...

i think it's been linked but the full 6 minute jessica beil stripping movie scene, right here, right now

Steve said...

Liz Edwards must be getting ready to run for office. Cause she won't go away.

El Padrino said...

cmon roger, this is getting ridiculous

Keith S said...

biel vid-yo is very nice

El Padrino said...

"our family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40’s, my step-dad died of a heart attack. I mean it would be suicidal for me to think about even taking any of these dangerous drugs."

what does your step-father have anything to do with you possibly having a heart condition

Steve said...

"no, she lives there, she lived in ny 35-40 years before that"

but why would she leave the greatest city on earth?

isiah thompson said...

Apology accepted

Cuban had to do this so he didn't get his ass beat down by K-Mart

isiah thompson said...

Rog needs to sit down and STFU. Time will not be kind to him and the rest of the steriod brigade.

El Padrino said...

spiff sammy braddy

good lawd

El Padrino said...

"but why would she leave the greatest city on earth?"

because my died dad and she wanted to be closer to her mother

asshole

isiah thompson said...

any steriod guy who gets caught or implicated and is guilty should just fess up from the jump, makes it much easier on them.

El Padrino said...

keef why didnit i get a thank you card from your wedding

El Padrino said...

any steriod guy who gets caught or implicated and is guilty should just fess up from the jump, makes it much easier on them.

see;
Giambi, Jason
Pettite, Andy

isiah thompson said...

IN YOU FACE! Steve

spaceman spiff said...

cuban should have used the chris rock down to earth line to kenyon "shut up before i crush you with my wallet"

El Padrino said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

obama wants to tax soda to pass his cockamamie health care spending bill

spaceman spiff said...

EP just wanted to say cockamamie

El Padrino said...

the gay guy no one wanted to draft has a 29 game hittin streak

El Padrino said...

on 27 more games to go
imagine a fucking National breakin a Yankee legend record

that would be odd hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

does that make him not gay?

isiah thompson said...

FYI: Joe Nathan still available in the Y! league for good SP.

El Padrino said...

"does that make him not gay?"

i guess so

El Padrino said...

Ryan Dempster?

El Padrino said...

lol

tem said...

"hilarity. The underdog coverup is awesome"

that's how it always looks.

tem said...

"California’s budget deficit has grown so severe that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he may be forced to release 40,000 prisoners or lay off 51,000 teachers if voters next week reject three budget balancing measures."

make the prisoners teachers.

tem said...

"what does your step-father have anything to do with you possibly having a heart condition"

it's mental.

spaceman spiff said...

big baby caved in and apologized, pussy

Blueshon said...

apologies all around today

Keith S said...

"keef why didnit i get a thank you card from your wedding"

Why didn't I get a gift?

Keith S said...

"that's how it always looks."

I know. I didn't say or mean coverup for cribs

Keith S said...

"because my died dad"

sad hdh

tem said...

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

what does your step-father have anything to do with you possibly having a heart condition


his step father was a frequent microwave user.

tem said...

see!

tem said...

extended cut Taken.

i am intrigued.

El Padrino said...

"Why didn't I get a gift?"

oh that's how that works, what tem buy you a microwave?

El Padrino said...

maybe a fun cooker?

El Padrino said...

the photo they got does look cool

Jugdish said...

Yeeeaaaaaaa! What do you think Max? Its got 3 speeds.









dammit!

Jugdish said...

that pic could have easily been photoshopped...and almost looks like it is

Steve said...

"that pic could have easily been photoshopped"


and it wouldn't have cost 300k

Steve said...

i would have done it for them, 100 bucks

tem said...

it was also a training excercise.

tem said...

can't put a price on training our troops.


i guess NYers would rather have figher pilots and air force 1 pilots have no clue how to fly.

tem said...

defend our city, but don't fly near it.

you should just know what's what when the time comes. fuck training because i don't want to spend money on it.

photoshop training missions. just pretend, it is just as good.

isiah thompson said...

maybe a fun cooker?

::flunk flare::

Jugdish said...

that wasn't a training exercise

Blueshon said...

they should photoshop enemy jets when they enter our airspace

just photoshop them out...that makes them go away.

Steve said...

"it was also a training excercise."

i think the training part was landing, taking off at the airport.

the circling the city part was for the photshoot. if i remember right, i didn't pay a lot of attention too it.

just thought it was funny that they scare so easy.

El Padrino said...

::flunk flare::

tracy morgan, 30 rock

El Padrino said...

"just thought it was funny that they scare so easy."

swimming by the bait

isiah thompson said...

tracy morgan, 30 rock

DAMNIT! shoulda had that.

you peeping game on that?

Steve said...

"swimming by the bait"


BOO!!!!!

El Padrino said...

"you peeping game on that?"

this season i have, been real solid

tem said...

yes, i am sure you guys know exactly what the training excercise was.

tem said...

NYers need to learn that not all planes are destined to crash into their buildings.

El Padrino said...

cmon!

Jugdish said...

don't bite ep...tem doesn't really believe what he is saying...and no one believes what steve says

El Padrino said...

i'm leaving it alone

Jugdish said...

Benoit's doc gets 10 years

Steve said...

Jug speaks for Tem now?

Jugdish said...

Romo is still not clutch

El Padrino said...

benoit link

justice is served

El Padrino said...

beth can i measure your hedge with a spirit level

El Padrino said...

gonna push now who's with me

El Padrino said...

still pushing

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