So I just realized it is tuesday.
I am dumb.
I'm gonna write stuff until my 9am meeting gets here. It is 9:00am now, so don't expect much.
Nuggets did well I heard. Good for them. Cavs aren't doing so hot. Orlando is a bad matchup for them, but that doesn't excuse their play. I do like how El Tardo was saying the Cavs will sweep and the Cavs will crush Orlando and that hasn't happened. I like it when he is 100% wrong.
Tem meant to post pictures of his memorial day weekend party back home in WV. But tem forgot today was tuesday so the pictures are still on the camera...maybe tonight. The redneckness of it all is awesome.
UFC on saturday night was cool for those of you who care. Machida is my favorite fighter so I was glad to see him do well. He punches so freaking accurately. He doesn't hit the hardest, but he hits right on the button so often. Hughes/Serra was boring and I forget the other fights. Maybe the event wasn't as cool as I thought.
NASCAR ended their longest race of the year after about half of it. Why they insist on running races when they freaking know it is going to rain is beyond me. It was like a 100% chance of showers and the NASCAR dudes said "fuck it, we drive fast, maybe we will beat the rain." Then at about lap 10 it started raining.
OK meeting time. Sorry for this shitty post. I am a terrible person.
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can't wait to see pics of a redneck bash
dont matter who the pres is, something about our president putting a wreath on the tombs of the unknown gets me fired up
half hour later Z should never happen
Feeling lonely EP?
hey beth
shockey sucks
usf wins because of the grenade mike jackson bit
Quiet day at LOV today. So far at least it appears most are still on vacation.
kind of can't believe they didnt always do this
tem's in a meeting
so he says
re: CT scans of battle casualties that you can't believe wasn't done before.
I notice you didn't say "thanks obama!" this time. :-)
beth do you own assless tights?what a great idea
"Quiet day at LOV today. So far at least it appears most are still on vacation."
just the opposite. catching up.
malls are dead
"it was quite a dangerous Memorial Day weekend out in the Hamptons, with two drug overdoses, 5-10 alcohol poisonings, and a fatal stabbing during a brawl at a Hampton Bays diner."
rich people acting up
prety cool
"After each chicken’s throat was cut, the bird was placed upside down for the blood to drain. Then it was scalded and thrown into a machine that plucked its feathers with rubber mechanical fingers.
Nearby, an energetic goat placed its hooves on an iron rail and craned its neck toward a photographer like a supermodel flirting with the camera.
“He wants to make a connection with you,” Mr. Ali said."
yeah, sure that's what he's doing...
fucking north korea
Sunburn:
Feel the heat!
" Steven said...
Tonight, you."
This douchebag's back?
Where are people?
my back hurts from wiffle ball
"my back hurts from wiffle ball"
Mine too
i was in a meeting.
i am kinda a big deal.
played cornhole (what we call the stupid bag toss game in the midwest) and beer pong at redneck party.
canseco got knocked the fuck out, again
""my back hurts from wiffle ball"
Mine too"
Sucks getting old
it does, my damn hand hurts too from handball
I have the body of a 60 year old
My elbow is also sore from the wiffle
There's nothing quite like having a guy on your fantasy team that just decides he might retire, mid-season.
you can tell dantay jones is a dukie
"There's nothing quite like having a guy on your fantasy team that just decides he might retire, mid-season."
let me guess, milton bradley?
Baskin Robbins BOGO
HUNGRY.
"let me guess, milton bradley?"
Percival
terrible post. go play in traffic.
Don't read this, mize
I hate myself for making that queer comment.
I hate you.
so ya did make it to the bbq hu Meiz?
You get anywhere with the bike?
No bike. Hell, no single girls.
Well there was one single female that I had previously been interested in, but she got mad fat over the past few months. No thanks.
you know fat girls give good head.
ok judge meiz, unless you dropped about 80 pounds you aint skinny
"you know fat girls give good head."
this is true, they must think it's a corndog or something
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOstop it!
video of the conseco fight
"video of the conseco fight"
he was terrible.
and that dude was huge.
"ok judge meiz, unless you dropped about 80 pounds you aint skinny"
If I dropped 80 pounds, I'd be a buck forty. I'd be 6'3", and weighing the same as miniature injun lawyer
so your saying your 6'3 and 220 lbs?
Yes. Between 220 & 225. Sometimes, a shade under 220.
ok so you've lost some poundage, i guess
That happened last summer
after the chin pic
“Guarantee we’re going to win the series? Yeah, yeah. We are down 2-1. But there is nobody on this team and definitely not myself that says we are not going to win this series. Yeah, it is going to be tough. We know that. We get this game tomorrow, go home, still got home-court advantage.”
- Cleveland Cavaliers guard Mo Williams guaranteeing victory over the Orlando Magic.
uh oh
"after the chin pic"
Right.
And after the planting one on a dude pic.
dark days for meiz
Yet, fun for everybody not named Meiz. Those were the days.
looked like you were having fun in the pic
This lady in here has a booty for days. I love that thing.
Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon took out his frustrations on Post photographer Anthony Causi Saturday night, hurling a towel at the lensman after blowing a save opportunity against the Mets. Papelbon had just surrendered a two-run homer to backup catcher Omir Santos -- leading to a 3-2 Amazin' victory -- when Causi had the audacity to do his job and photograph the closer as he sulked in the Sox dugout in the bottom of the ninth. Papelbon screamed, "Don't take my f- - -ing picture," according to Causi, before throwing his towel at him It should be noted: Papelbon missed Causi. "I guess he missed with two pitches that night," Causi cracked.
jerkoff
Thanks, Spiff.
Why do people buy expensive, fancy dogs?
Seems like a waste of money to me.
yanks are genius's, wang's first start is vs cliff lee
golf story
creepy fucking places
"This is a lawsuit waiting to happen: Cardinals SS Khalil Greene is battling a well-publicized anxiety issue involving self-punishment. The Cardinals have not placed him on the DL, and are instead reportedlytrying to trade him I'm sure that's great for his mental health."
Stay classy, St Louis.
"- Cleveland Cavaliers guard Mo Williams guaranteeing victory over the Orlando Magic."
Nerve* understood the big deal with this. So you're telling me the guy thinks his team is going to win the series? Is this really newsworthy?
media keef, media
"Nerve* understood the big deal with this. So you're telling me the guy thinks his team is going to win the series? Is this really newsworthy?"
Exactly.
cmep missed out on the flip flops
she was unhappy
"yanks are genius's, wang's first start is vs cliff lee"
lee doesnt get run support so it could be a good idea
peeped game on Notorious, it was solid.
french bush
prop 8 upheld in cali
nsfw on the french bush
oh right
sorry bout that
lebron playing football now on WWL
zeke,
only thing i could find on moon bloodgood was her right boob
not a clear shot, no light. her nude scene in T4 got cut so hopefully they throw it on the DVD if they have an unrated directors cut
""my back hurts from wiffle ball"
i'm sore from wakeboarding
nice work spiffg, I'll peep game at home.
"her nude scene in T4 got cut" - WFT!!!
for rating zeke, although it didnt help at the box office
75 movies every man should see according to editors at Esquire
I saw this place the other day
without looking at the list, i estimate tem has to see 74-75 movies to see
to see* HDH
awesome
Lt. Dan...ice cream! Ice cream Lt. Dan!
El Jugfastrino
"Lt. Dan...ice cream! Ice cream Lt. Dan!"
thats my idea for an ice cream shop, call it 'Lt. Dan's' and whenever someone opens the door, instead of a bell, you hear that.wonder if you would have to buy the rights to that line or name
they opened a bubba gump restaurant chain, no idea why they havent done it already
thats my idea for an ice cream shop, call it 'Lt. Dan's' and whenever someone opens the door, instead of a bell, you hear that.wonder if you would have to buy the rights to that line or name
I haven't been in a Coldstone for a while but the few I've been in, the jerksticks working there were singing the entire time.
Singing shit like "Ice cream...get your ice cream...blah blah blah" to the Flintstones theme song.
they'd sing whenever someone dropped a tip in the jar.
I thought about dropping a 10 spot in and telling them to STFU.
ice cream would be served in bedpan shaped waffle bowls
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they opened a bubba gump restaurant chain, no idea why they havent done it already
open up a Jenny whore house in Vegas.
it's science
all ice cream servers would wear a cast on their as. and scoop with a ping pong paddle themed scooper
a flat top would be the mandatory haircut
2 week intensive training on how to speak like a tard
I've peeped game on 31 of those movies.
*I know all the words to 28 of them (s)
Goddman work
"I've peeped game on 31 of those movies."
I guess I'm more of a "man" than you are zeke, I've seen 38 of them.
WWE vs Denver. not sure if that has been posted or not
56
New guy looking like a dipshit right now
gump ice cream is hilarity
"they'd sing whenever someone dropped a tip in the jar.
I thought about dropping a 10 spot in and telling them to STFU."
thats the rule, people tip on purpose to hear them sing
Bale has that funny voice again in the Terminator joint.
It's not as funny as his Batman voice though.
I'd enjoy some Lt Dan ice cream right aboot now
Pro Bowl receiver Anquan Boldin has informed agent Drew Rosenhaus, the Arizona Cardinals and the NFL Players Association of his plans to fire Rosenhaus amid stalled attempts to force a trade or a new contract.
Next Questions
Questions
jeebus chris
I got three-quarters of the way to work this am and realized I left my laptop at home. I'm shook.
kodiac - Osama's supreme court justice nominee, please advice.
here's to hoping she's a tax cheat!
EP, you're bat-shit crazy if you think that's the price for Michael Young.
Smoke House Cheddar crackers are horrible.
just horrible.
Senate Republican whip John Kyl of Arizona, a member of the Judiciary Committee, noted that then Republican-controlled chamber took 73 days to confirm conservative Chief Justice John Roberts and 93 days to confirm conservative Justice Samuel Alito. To complete the confirmation process by August, the Senate would have to act in 66 days.
"I would expect that Senate Democrats will afford the minority the same courtesy as we move forward with this process," Kyl said.
interesting
"75 movies every man should see according to editors at Esquire"
i'll let you all guess how many i have seen.
thanks for the reminder deke:
Joe Nathan is STILL available in the Y! league.
"EP, you're bat-shit crazy if you think that's the price for Michael Young."
just rolling the ball out to you
roll it back
nobody cares, but so far the two biggest NASCAR events of the year have been shortened because of rain.
nascar was brutal this weekend.
and yes, Todd Helton IS available in Y!.
yeah they shouldn't have run it at all.
i know they get in trouble postponing it two days, but come on, nobody thought that race would go the full 600 miles.
nobody on Furry Balls is available.
we are the Cleveland Indians of Major Leauge...which by the by should be a movie every guy watches, along with Anchorman....I mean there were like 0 comedies on that list.
anyway, once I post the picture of the owner up and start taking off parts Furry Balls is going to take off.
"i'll let you all guess how many i have seen."
I'm guessing 12.
"Smoke House Cheddar crackers are horrible."
Maybe try them with gin-in-juice
"i'll let you all guess how many i have seen."
4
12 is too low.
"75 movies every man should see according to editors at Esquire"
Is there a way to see the list without going through each slide indiviually?
I'd like to have a "D" please
*individually
I guess 18 movies
bam!
that just happened.
18.
I couldn't believe Grease 2 wasn't on that list.
i have seen 14 of the 75 movies.
never heard of half of them.
"I couldn't believe Grease 2 wasn't on that list."
michelle pfieffer in tight leather pants, humping a ladder.
that's all i have to say about that.
"roll it back"
We'll see
that just happened.
18.
SUCK IT HATERZ!
that's all i have to say about that.
hilarity
you a pfeiffer fan?
she has her moments
"you a pfeiffer fan?"
J
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the "problem" I have with that movie list - if it's in black and white I haven't seen it, homie don't play black in* white.
I'd like to go back and peep game on classics but if its a choice between a "classic" or re-watching Training Day, then I'm watching Training Day - just for the 20 seconds of a nekkid Eva Mendez.
tem is from wava?
(s)
Ditto on the black-in-white* movies.
black in white movies are the suck
Except for Raging Bull
"tem is from wava?
(s)"
tongue-and-cheek* comments are the better
and how could they leave Pulp Fiction and Fight Club off the list.
PF minus well be black in white
the list is missing alot of shit
i just remembered tem is a big pfeiffer fan
i find it funny how i'm supposed to remember all kinds of facts about fake people i chat with on the internet
OSHA cites Wal-Mart in ‘Black Friday’ deatha $7,000.00 fine? Really? Go to hell OSHA.
also, why didn't they go after the people that actually trampled the kid.
i'm not fake.
just fake drunk apparently.
i find it funny how i'm supposed to remember anything
fized
$7,000 to walmart is like less than a cent to a regular person.
$7,000 to walmart is like less than a cent to a regular person.
exactly, with all the Wal Mart's in the world, they make like 300$ milly a year.
"only thing i could find on moon bloodgood was her right boob
not a clear shot, no light. her nude scene in T4 got cut so hopefully they throw it on the DVD if they have an unrated directors cut"
McG was on the radio last week and said it was going to be on the Blu Ray version fo' sho. If this doesn't get people to buy Blu Ray players, I don't know what will.
"$7,000 to walmart is like less than a cent to a regular person."
oh yea. it reminds me of that scene from Austin Powers, "I will blow up the world unless you give me ::dramatic pause:: 1 million dollars.
that's a dollar per person in the world.
the 300 mil, not the 1 mil.
"exactly, with all the Wal Mart's in the world, they make like 300$ milly a year."
That's like $1 per person. Jeezaloo.
obviously there are more than 1 mil people in the world.
BB Rob needs a backiotomy.
he's Awesome
That should have been BB Rod. But his new nickname should be BB Rob.
$1 per person i2i.
pretty good for what amounts to a monday.
Boldin just hired Jerry Maguire.
I'm MISTER black people!
Ken Blackwell:
"President Obama’s nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor is a declaration of war against America’s gun owners and the Second Amendment to our Constitution. If gun owners mobilize and unite, it’s possible (though unlikely) to stop this radical nominee."
I better get out of the south.
i hear Washington is nice the time of year.
gun owners lost that war a long time ago.
i think you can own a gun, but you can't touch it or load it, or look at it except on the 6th thursday of every month.
"also, why didn't they go after the people that actually trampled the kid."
Because the people didn't stop and leave their names and phone numbers.
I'd be all for some gun control.
ns
otherwise it needs to be locked up in a safe.
also you can get a permit to carry a gun.
but you can't carry a gun into government buildings. or private buildings. and you can't carry a gun.
"Because the people didn't stop and leave their names and phone numbers."
yea, but there was a tape. we know it was the first 50 people in the store or so. and it gets even easier for the ones that paid with plastic or check.
gun owners lost that war a long time ago.
"I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. I'm just saying you can't carry a gun in town!"
Anyone?
"Anyone?"
either tombstone or unforgiven.
"yea, but there was a tape. we know it was the first 50 people in the store or so. and it gets even easier for the ones that paid with plastic or check."
OK, get to work Sherlock.
hard to say which step on the kid dealt the death blow.
tombstone
"I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. I'm just saying you can't carry a gun in town!"
tombstone.
big brother earp....virgil i think.
"we know it was the first 50 people in the store or so."
This just proves that you can't convict any 1 person.
Tombstone has the better pizza
"hard to say which step on the kid dealt the death blow."
no doubt. i wouldn't mind just slapping the first 50 or so with huge fine. make it a public fine too. only one actually did the final stomp, but they're all assholes
no doubt. i wouldn't mind just slapping the first 50 or so with huge fine. make it a public fine too. only one actually did the final stomp, but they're all assholes
Elmo might ne partially responsible
talk to the head of the maid union from family guy.
i think she just got nominated to the supreme court. maybe she will help.
bring lemon pledge though, that's how you bribe her.
tem likes Family Guy?
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