Tuesday, May 26, 2009

So yeah

So I just realized it is tuesday.

I am dumb.

I'm gonna write stuff until my 9am meeting gets here. It is 9:00am now, so don't expect much.


Nuggets did well I heard. Good for them. Cavs aren't doing so hot. Orlando is a bad matchup for them, but that doesn't excuse their play. I do like how El Tardo was saying the Cavs will sweep and the Cavs will crush Orlando and that hasn't happened. I like it when he is 100% wrong.


Tem meant to post pictures of his memorial day weekend party back home in WV. But tem forgot today was tuesday so the pictures are still on the camera...maybe tonight. The redneckness of it all is awesome.

UFC on saturday night was cool for those of you who care. Machida is my favorite fighter so I was glad to see him do well. He punches so freaking accurately. He doesn't hit the hardest, but he hits right on the button so often. Hughes/Serra was boring and I forget the other fights. Maybe the event wasn't as cool as I thought.

NASCAR ended their longest race of the year after about half of it. Why they insist on running races when they freaking know it is going to rain is beyond me. It was like a 100% chance of showers and the NASCAR dudes said "fuck it, we drive fast, maybe we will beat the rain." Then at about lap 10 it started raining.

OK meeting time. Sorry for this shitty post. I am a terrible person.

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El Padrino said...

everyone thought ufc sucked

El Padrino said...

can't wait to see pics of a redneck bash

El Padrino said...

dont matter who the pres is, something about our president putting a wreath on the tombs of the unknown gets me fired up

El Padrino said...

half hour later Z should never happen

Beth said...

Feeling lonely EP?

El Padrino said...

hey beth

El Padrino said...

shockey sucks

El Padrino said...

usf wins because of the grenade mike jackson bit

Beth said...

Quiet day at LOV today. So far at least it appears most are still on vacation.

El Padrino said...

kind of can't believe they didnt always do this

El Padrino said...

tem's in a meeting

so he says

Beth said...

re: CT scans of battle casualties that you can't believe wasn't done before.

I notice you didn't say "thanks obama!" this time. :-)

El Padrino said...

beth do you own assless tights?what a great idea

Steve said...

"Quiet day at LOV today. So far at least it appears most are still on vacation."


just the opposite. catching up.

El Padrino said...

malls are dead

El Padrino said...

"it was quite a dangerous Memorial Day weekend out in the Hamptons, with two drug overdoses, 5-10 alcohol poisonings, and a fatal stabbing during a brawl at a Hampton Bays diner."

rich people acting up

El Padrino said...

prety cool

El Padrino said...

"After each chicken’s throat was cut, the bird was placed upside down for the blood to drain. Then it was scalded and thrown into a machine that plucked its feathers with rubber mechanical fingers.

Nearby, an energetic goat placed its hooves on an iron rail and craned its neck toward a photographer like a supermodel flirting with the camera.

“He wants to make a connection with you,” Mr. Ali said."


yeah, sure that's what he's doing...

El Padrino said...

fucking north korea

Meiz said...

Sunburn:

Feel the heat!

Meiz said...

" Steven said...

Tonight, you."



This douchebag's back?

Meiz said...

Where are people?

El Padrino said...

my back hurts from wiffle ball

Meiz said...

"my back hurts from wiffle ball"


Mine too

tem said...

i was in a meeting.

i am kinda a big deal.

tem said...

played cornhole (what we call the stupid bag toss game in the midwest) and beer pong at redneck party.

El Padrino said...

canseco got knocked the fuck out, again

Keith S said...

""my back hurts from wiffle ball"


Mine too"



Sucks getting old

El Padrino said...

it does, my damn hand hurts too from handball

Meiz said...

I have the body of a 60 year old

Meiz said...

My elbow is also sore from the wiffle

Meiz said...

There's nothing quite like having a guy on your fantasy team that just decides he might retire, mid-season.

spaceman spiff said...

you can tell dantay jones is a dukie

spaceman spiff said...

"There's nothing quite like having a guy on your fantasy team that just decides he might retire, mid-season."

let me guess, milton bradley?

Keith S said...

Baskin Robbins BOGO

tem said...

HUNGRY.

Meiz said...

"let me guess, milton bradley?"


Percival

Steven said...

terrible post. go play in traffic.

Keith S said...

Don't read this, mize

Meiz said...

I hate myself for making that queer comment.

I hate you.

Steve said...

so ya did make it to the bbq hu Meiz?

You get anywhere with the bike?

Meiz said...

No bike. Hell, no single girls.

Well there was one single female that I had previously been interested in, but she got mad fat over the past few months. No thanks.

Steven said...

you know fat girls give good head.

El Padrino said...

ok judge meiz, unless you dropped about 80 pounds you aint skinny

El Padrino said...

"you know fat girls give good head."

this is true, they must think it's a corndog or something

El Padrino said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOstop it!

El Padrino said...

video of the conseco fight

Steve said...

"video of the conseco fight"

he was terrible.

and that dude was huge.

Meiz said...

"ok judge meiz, unless you dropped about 80 pounds you aint skinny"


If I dropped 80 pounds, I'd be a buck forty. I'd be 6'3", and weighing the same as miniature injun lawyer

El Padrino said...

so your saying your 6'3 and 220 lbs?

Meiz said...

Yes. Between 220 & 225. Sometimes, a shade under 220.

El Padrino said...

ok so you've lost some poundage, i guess

Meiz said...

That happened last summer

El Padrino said...

after the chin pic

El Padrino said...

“Guarantee we’re going to win the series? Yeah, yeah. We are down 2-1. But there is nobody on this team and definitely not myself that says we are not going to win this series. Yeah, it is going to be tough. We know that. We get this game tomorrow, go home, still got home-court advantage.”

- Cleveland Cavaliers guard Mo Williams guaranteeing victory over the Orlando Magic.




uh oh

Meiz said...

"after the chin pic"


Right.

And after the planting one on a dude pic.

El Padrino said...

dark days for meiz

Meiz said...

Yet, fun for everybody not named Meiz. Those were the days.

spaceman spiff said...

looked like you were having fun in the pic

Meiz said...

This lady in here has a booty for days. I love that thing.

El Padrino said...

Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon took out his frustrations on Post photographer Anthony Causi Saturday night, hurling a towel at the lensman after blowing a save opportunity against the Mets. Papelbon had just surrendered a two-run homer to backup catcher Omir Santos -- leading to a 3-2 Amazin' victory -- when Causi had the audacity to do his job and photograph the closer as he sulked in the Sox dugout in the bottom of the ninth. Papelbon screamed, "Don't take my f- - -ing picture," according to Causi, before throwing his towel at him It should be noted: Papelbon missed Causi. "I guess he missed with two pitches that night," Causi cracked.


jerkoff

Meiz said...

Thanks, Spiff.

Meiz said...

Why do people buy expensive, fancy dogs?

Seems like a waste of money to me.

El Padrino said...

yanks are genius's, wang's first start is vs cliff lee

El Padrino said...

golf story

El Padrino said...

creepy fucking places

Meiz said...

"This is a lawsuit waiting to happen: Cardinals SS Khalil Greene is battling a well-publicized anxiety issue involving self-punishment. The Cardinals have not placed him on the DL, and are instead reportedlytrying to trade him I'm sure that's great for his mental health."

Meiz said...

Stay classy, St Louis.

Keith S said...

"- Cleveland Cavaliers guard Mo Williams guaranteeing victory over the Orlando Magic."


Nerve* understood the big deal with this. So you're telling me the guy thinks his team is going to win the series? Is this really newsworthy?

El Padrino said...

media keef, media

Meiz said...

"Nerve* understood the big deal with this. So you're telling me the guy thinks his team is going to win the series? Is this really newsworthy?"


Exactly.

El Padrino said...

cmep missed out on the flip flops

she was unhappy

spaceman spiff said...

"yanks are genius's, wang's first start is vs cliff lee"

lee doesnt get run support so it could be a good idea

isiah thompson said...

peeped game on Notorious, it was solid.

El Padrino said...

french bush

El Padrino said...

prop 8 upheld in cali

isiah thompson said...

nsfw on the french bush

El Padrino said...

oh right
sorry bout that

El Padrino said...

lebron playing football now on WWL

spaceman spiff said...

zeke,

only thing i could find on moon bloodgood was her right boob
not a clear shot, no light. her nude scene in T4 got cut so hopefully they throw it on the DVD if they have an unrated directors cut

Jugdish said...

""my back hurts from wiffle ball"



i'm sore from wakeboarding

isiah thompson said...

nice work spiffg, I'll peep game at home.

"her nude scene in T4 got cut" - WFT!!!

spaceman spiff said...

for rating zeke, although it didnt help at the box office

El Padrino said...

75 movies every man should see according to editors at Esquire

Jugdish said...

I saw this place the other day

spaceman spiff said...

without looking at the list, i estimate tem has to see 74-75 movies to see

spaceman spiff said...

to see* HDH

El Padrino said...

awesome

Jugdish said...

Lt. Dan...ice cream! Ice cream Lt. Dan!

isiah thompson said...

El Jugfastrino

spaceman spiff said...

"Lt. Dan...ice cream! Ice cream Lt. Dan!"

thats my idea for an ice cream shop, call it 'Lt. Dan's' and whenever someone opens the door, instead of a bell, you hear that.wonder if you would have to buy the rights to that line or name

spaceman spiff said...

they opened a bubba gump restaurant chain, no idea why they havent done it already

isiah thompson said...

thats my idea for an ice cream shop, call it 'Lt. Dan's' and whenever someone opens the door, instead of a bell, you hear that.wonder if you would have to buy the rights to that line or name

I haven't been in a Coldstone for a while but the few I've been in, the jerksticks working there were singing the entire time.

Singing shit like "Ice cream...get your ice cream...blah blah blah" to the Flintstones theme song.

they'd sing whenever someone dropped a tip in the jar.

I thought about dropping a 10 spot in and telling them to STFU.

spaceman spiff said...

ice cream would be served in bedpan shaped waffle bowls


S

isiah thompson said...

they opened a bubba gump restaurant chain, no idea why they havent done it already

open up a Jenny whore house in Vegas.

it's science

spaceman spiff said...

all ice cream servers would wear a cast on their as. and scoop with a ping pong paddle themed scooper

spaceman spiff said...

a flat top would be the mandatory haircut

spaceman spiff said...

2 week intensive training on how to speak like a tard

isiah thompson said...

I've peeped game on 31 of those movies.

*I know all the words to 28 of them (s)

Meiz said...

Goddman work

Beth said...

"I've peeped game on 31 of those movies."

I guess I'm more of a "man" than you are zeke, I've seen 38 of them.

Jugdish said...

WWE vs Denver. not sure if that has been posted or not

El Padrino said...

56

Meiz said...

New guy looking like a dipshit right now

El Padrino said...

gump ice cream is hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

"they'd sing whenever someone dropped a tip in the jar.

I thought about dropping a 10 spot in and telling them to STFU."

thats the rule, people tip on purpose to hear them sing

isiah thompson said...

Bale has that funny voice again in the Terminator joint.

It's not as funny as his Batman voice though.

Meiz said...

I'd enjoy some Lt Dan ice cream right aboot now

isiah thompson said...

Pro Bowl receiver Anquan Boldin has informed agent Drew Rosenhaus, the Arizona Cardinals and the NFL Players Association of his plans to fire Rosenhaus amid stalled attempts to force a trade or a new contract.

Next Questions

isiah thompson said...

Questions


jeebus chris

I got three-quarters of the way to work this am and realized I left my laptop at home. I'm shook.

isiah thompson said...

kodiac - Osama's supreme court justice nominee, please advice.

El Padrino said...

here's to hoping she's a tax cheat!

Meiz said...

EP, you're bat-shit crazy if you think that's the price for Michael Young.

Steve said...

Smoke House Cheddar crackers are horrible.


just horrible.

isiah thompson said...

Senate Republican whip John Kyl of Arizona, a member of the Judiciary Committee, noted that then Republican-controlled chamber took 73 days to confirm conservative Chief Justice John Roberts and 93 days to confirm conservative Justice Samuel Alito. To complete the confirmation process by August, the Senate would have to act in 66 days.

"I would expect that Senate Democrats will afford the minority the same courtesy as we move forward with this process," Kyl said.


interesting

tem said...

"75 movies every man should see according to editors at Esquire"


i'll let you all guess how many i have seen.

isiah thompson said...

thanks for the reminder deke:

Joe Nathan is STILL available in the Y! league.

El Padrino said...

"EP, you're bat-shit crazy if you think that's the price for Michael Young."

just rolling the ball out to you

El Padrino said...

roll it back

tem said...

nobody cares, but so far the two biggest NASCAR events of the year have been shortened because of rain.

isiah thompson said...

nascar was brutal this weekend.

isiah thompson said...

and yes, Todd Helton IS available in Y!.

tem said...

yeah they shouldn't have run it at all.

i know they get in trouble postponing it two days, but come on, nobody thought that race would go the full 600 miles.

tem said...

nobody on Furry Balls is available.

we are the Cleveland Indians of Major Leauge...which by the by should be a movie every guy watches, along with Anchorman....I mean there were like 0 comedies on that list.

anyway, once I post the picture of the owner up and start taking off parts Furry Balls is going to take off.

Beth said...

"i'll let you all guess how many i have seen."

I'm guessing 12.

Keith S said...

"Smoke House Cheddar crackers are horrible."


Maybe try them with gin-in-juice

Keith S said...

"i'll let you all guess how many i have seen."


4

tem said...

12 is too low.

Keith S said...

"75 movies every man should see according to editors at Esquire"

Is there a way to see the list without going through each slide indiviually?

Keith S said...

I'd like to have a "D" please

Keith S said...

*individually

isiah thompson said...

I guess 18 movies

tem said...

bam!

tem said...

that just happened.

18.

Jugdish said...

I couldn't believe Grease 2 wasn't on that list.

Steve said...

i have seen 14 of the 75 movies.

never heard of half of them.

tem said...

"I couldn't believe Grease 2 wasn't on that list."

michelle pfieffer in tight leather pants, humping a ladder.

that's all i have to say about that.

Meiz said...

"roll it back"

We'll see

isiah thompson said...

that just happened.

18.


SUCK IT HATERZ!

isiah thompson said...

that's all i have to say about that.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

you a pfeiffer fan?

El Padrino said...

she has her moments

Keith S said...

"you a pfeiffer fan?"


J
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isiah thompson said...

the "problem" I have with that movie list - if it's in black and white I haven't seen it, homie don't play black in* white.

I'd like to go back and peep game on classics but if its a choice between a "classic" or re-watching Training Day, then I'm watching Training Day - just for the 20 seconds of a nekkid Eva Mendez.

isiah thompson said...

tem is from wava?


(s)

Keith S said...

Ditto on the black-in-white* movies.

Meiz said...

black in white movies are the suck

Meiz said...

Except for Raging Bull

Keith S said...

"tem is from wava?


(s)"



tongue-and-cheek* comments are the better

Steve said...

and how could they leave Pulp Fiction and Fight Club off the list.

Keith S said...

PF minus well be black in white

El Padrino said...

the list is missing alot of shit

El Padrino said...

i just remembered tem is a big pfeiffer fan

El Padrino said...

i find it funny how i'm supposed to remember all kinds of facts about fake people i chat with on the internet

Steve said...

OSHA cites Wal-Mart in ‘Black Friday’ deatha $7,000.00 fine? Really? Go to hell OSHA.

also, why didn't they go after the people that actually trampled the kid.

tem said...

i'm not fake.

just fake drunk apparently.

Jugdish said...

i find it funny how i'm supposed to remember anything



fized

tem said...

$7,000 to walmart is like less than a cent to a regular person.

isiah thompson said...

$7,000 to walmart is like less than a cent to a regular person.


exactly, with all the Wal Mart's in the world, they make like 300$ milly a year.

Tyler said...

"only thing i could find on moon bloodgood was her right boob
not a clear shot, no light. her nude scene in T4 got cut so hopefully they throw it on the DVD if they have an unrated directors cut"

McG was on the radio last week and said it was going to be on the Blu Ray version fo' sho. If this doesn't get people to buy Blu Ray players, I don't know what will.

Steve said...

"$7,000 to walmart is like less than a cent to a regular person."

oh yea. it reminds me of that scene from Austin Powers, "I will blow up the world unless you give me ::dramatic pause:: 1 million dollars.

tem said...

that's a dollar per person in the world.

tem said...

the 300 mil, not the 1 mil.

Meiz said...

"exactly, with all the Wal Mart's in the world, they make like 300$ milly a year."


That's like $1 per person. Jeezaloo.

tem said...

obviously there are more than 1 mil people in the world.

Tyler said...

BB Rob needs a backiotomy.

El Padrino said...

he's Awesome

Tyler said...

That should have been BB Rod. But his new nickname should be BB Rob.

tem said...

$1 per person i2i.


pretty good for what amounts to a monday.

tem said...

Boldin just hired Jerry Maguire.

Meiz said...

I'm MISTER black people!

Steve said...

Ken Blackwell:

"President Obama’s nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor is a declaration of war against America’s gun owners and the Second Amendment to our Constitution. If gun owners mobilize and unite, it’s possible (though unlikely) to stop this radical nominee."


I better get out of the south.

Steve said...

i hear Washington is nice the time of year.

tem said...

gun owners lost that war a long time ago.

tem said...

i think you can own a gun, but you can't touch it or load it, or look at it except on the 6th thursday of every month.

Keith S said...

"also, why didn't they go after the people that actually trampled the kid."

Because the people didn't stop and leave their names and phone numbers.

isiah thompson said...

I'd be all for some gun control.

ns

tem said...

otherwise it needs to be locked up in a safe.

tem said...

also you can get a permit to carry a gun.

but you can't carry a gun into government buildings. or private buildings. and you can't carry a gun.

Steve said...

"Because the people didn't stop and leave their names and phone numbers."


yea, but there was a tape. we know it was the first 50 people in the store or so. and it gets even easier for the ones that paid with plastic or check.

Jugdish said...

gun owners lost that war a long time ago.



"I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. I'm just saying you can't carry a gun in town!"


Anyone?

Steve said...

"Anyone?"

either tombstone or unforgiven.

Keith S said...

"yea, but there was a tape. we know it was the first 50 people in the store or so. and it gets even easier for the ones that paid with plastic or check."


OK, get to work Sherlock.

tem said...

hard to say which step on the kid dealt the death blow.

Jugdish said...

tombstone

tem said...

"I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. I'm just saying you can't carry a gun in town!"


tombstone.


big brother earp....virgil i think.

Keith S said...

"we know it was the first 50 people in the store or so."

This just proves that you can't convict any 1 person.

Keith S said...

Tombstone has the better pizza

Steve said...

"hard to say which step on the kid dealt the death blow."

no doubt. i wouldn't mind just slapping the first 50 or so with huge fine. make it a public fine too. only one actually did the final stomp, but they're all assholes

Jugdish said...

no doubt. i wouldn't mind just slapping the first 50 or so with huge fine. make it a public fine too. only one actually did the final stomp, but they're all assholes


Elmo might ne partially responsible

tem said...

talk to the head of the maid union from family guy.

i think she just got nominated to the supreme court. maybe she will help.

bring lemon pledge though, that's how you bribe her.

Keith S said...

tem likes Family Guy?

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