Thursday, May 21, 2009

Skeleton crew

Someone should be doing a crib tour today.

Not it.

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tem said...

good post

Jugdish said...

www.100pushups.com

El Padrino said...

never gonna get press credentials with posts like this

Beth said...

No one wants to follow meiz's videos with a few scattered pics of their place.

Jugdish said...

Really...you can't follow mEEz's videos with 2 or 3 pics of freak's mom's basement

Beth said...

"Really...you can't follow mEEz's videos with 2 or 3 pics of freak's mom's basement"

Especially if your job is as crew for tv shows.

El Padrino said...

freak needs to be creative, take some shots of his sock drawer or the lawn he has to mow for allowance

Jugdish said...

Really...you can't follow mEEz's videos with 2 or 3 pics of freak's mom's basement, and a pic of the sock drawer



fixed

Jugdish said...

sock drawer i2i

El Padrino said...

rare and priceless

El Padrino said...

should be interesting

Jugdish said...

I've been enjoying the Biden story this morning about how his party wants to shut him up and keep him away from microphones

El Padrino said...

it's like what they said abotu palin

El Padrino said...

gay loses

GO KRIS ALLEN!

El Padrino said...

gay vs straight

who ya got!

Meiz said...

The homos!

Meiz said...

Who is this Biden person?

tem said...

"gay loses

GO KRIS ALLEN!"


::i have no clue what you are talking about. and by that i mean i don't understand / i do not get the topic::

El Padrino said...

american idol

it was down to a really clean cut musician and a flamboyant dick loving makeup wearing homo

and the homo lost

obama may have won the battle but america is winning the war!

El Padrino said...

zeke reyes appears to be headed to the DL

Meiz said...

I think the role of Vice President should be re-defined to somewhat resemble my job in Bnewer York.

Let the Prez/Congress/Senate/House/etc... deal with the political shit, and have the VP be in charge of the fun stuff to keep the people happy with their leisure time.

That would totally work.

Meiz said...

"obama may have won the battle but america is winning the war!"


Stop it. Obama doesn't think the homos should get married. Said so himself.

El Padrino said...

agreed

Steve said...

wow. when you use the results of a game show to bash on the president.

that's a lot of hate.

El Padrino said...

"DiCaprio Scorsese's favorite to play Frank Sinatra... "

couldnt have been more obvious

El Padrino said...

i dont hate the president, i hate his policies

tem said...

"american idol

it was down to a really clean cut musician and a flamboyant dick loving makeup wearing homo

and the homo lost"


i see.

Meiz said...

deal with it.

Steve said...

"i hate his policies"

you don't even know what his policies are. you just got corrected on gay marriage.

El Padrino said...

RASHARD LEWIS, FOR THREE, YES!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

god dam marv albert is the man

El Padrino said...

"you don't even know what his policies are. you just got corrected on gay marriage."

i'm not doing this today

(and there are certain periodicals that have stated he does not oppose gay marriage so it seems like the flip-flop is in fashion again, just like gitmo)

El Padrino said...

"Ortiz's homer was one of four off left-hander Brett Cecil (2-1) in a six-run fifth inning and one of five they hit in the game."

thanks keef
(TIC)

tem said...

"i'm not doing this today"

too busy watching for airplanes that might go near one of your buildings?

tem said...

"i'm not doing this today"


too busy perfecting the foot long mozz stick?

Blueshon said...

EAD

tem said...

"i'm not doing this today"


too busy eating chicago style pizza?

tem said...

"i'm not doing this today"

too busy figuring out what you are going to get at the Olive Garden?

tem said...

bah, blue ruined my "i'm not doing this today" Z

Meiz said...

less than three hours to go

Meiz said...

What should I do today?

El Padrino said...

until

El Padrino said...

hows the weather

Meiz said...

Tem, I'm banning you for one week.

Unless you apologize

Blueshon said...

i think somebody is getting ahead of themselves with the nuggets may-nia

Meiz said...

"hows the weather"


high of 82 today

Blueshon said...

how do you ban her?

Steve said...

"too busy watching for airplanes that might go near one of your buildings?"


DUCK AND COVER!!!

Meiz said...

Showers in the afternoon, though. So, that sucks.

Blueshon said...

i usually like to take showers in the morning.

Meiz said...

"DUCK AND COVER!!!"

I think you mean, QUICK! JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW!!

Meiz said...

"i usually like to take showers in the morning."


Yeah, me too. But I've been trying to go green, so I'm gonna do it when the water comes out of the sky.

El Padrino said...

"What should I do today?"

look for a new yob

El Padrino said...

"What should I do today?"

plant more tulips

El Padrino said...

"What should I do today?"

Vlog making chili

El Padrino said...

"What should I do today?"

get a new whip

Jugdish said...

"What should I do today?"


pushups

El Padrino said...

"What should I do today?"

do one hundred pushups

El Padrino said...

pushup i2i


see this page, me and jug are on it together right now

Blueshon said...

how could you ever do 100 pushups?

Jugdish said...

how could you ever do 100 pushups?


its impossible, unless there was some sort of program to guide you through it

Steve said...

"how could you ever do 100 pushups?"


i bet there is a site out there or something that could help you plan

tem said...

"Tem, I'm banning you for one week.

Unless you apologize"


no more apologizing. i'll just take my fucking ban.

tem said...

"how do you ban her?"


i am not a her.

Blueshon said...

prove it

Blueshon said...

boy KISS got old...lead singer guy going shirtless, probably not a good idea when you got mitts, or moobs

tem said...

look at my fridge and walls.

Meiz said...

"pushups"


Planning on it

Blueshon said...

cue meiz: "that's how i roll"

Meiz said...

"Vlog making chili"


I put up 2 more quick videos last night

tem said...

"I put up 2 more quick videos last night"

where did you put them up?

tem said...

don't see them on the post...are they on one of your other blogs?

Meiz said...

youtube

Beth said...

"prove it"

Blue wants tem to flash him, got it.

tem said...

i am not searching youtube for your videos.

El Padrino said...

"American Airlines Pilot Fails Breath Test Before London Flight"

coulda never been a pilot

Meiz said...

"i am not searching youtube for your videos."

because its so difficult?

El Padrino said...

progressive girl needs to die

Steve said...

"progressive girl needs to die"


she gay too?

Meiz said...

I would think flying a commercial jet would require alcohol. Especially on a trans-atlantic flight

Beth said...

"coulda never been a pilot"

Of course not, there's probably a height requirement.

El Padrino said...

anyone read this book?

Blueshon said...

bikini girl looked good last night

Jugdish said...

bikini girl looked good last night



YES...she did

Meiz said...

Miller Park Dr Jellyfinger day is upon us.

tem said...

"because its so difficult?"

maybe.

maybe because i am lazy.

maybe because i don't want to.

Steve said...

yea, i approve of bikini girls enhancements.

that judge lady had some potential. what little we saw.

Meiz said...

"maybe.

maybe because i am lazy.

maybe because i don't want to."


Maybe that's the kind of attitude that gets people banned from beer-league softball.


Suit yourself

Blueshon said...

you can't ban tem from beer league softball, we need a catcher

Blueshon said...

or is that Kod...wadr

Meiz said...

How fun is this pic?


I may have found a new wallpaper for the pc.

El Padrino said...

"bikini girl"

what a body, not so much in the face though

Meiz said...

"or is that Kod...wadr"

No, no. Kod is the pitcher. Tem can still be the catcher.

tem said...

"No, no. Kod is the pitcher. Tem can still be the catcher."

says the guy who has a shirt specifically for when he kisses other dudes.

Blueshon said...

gotchya

Blueshon said...

ah, tem bringing the heat

tem said...

"Maybe that's the kind of attitude that gets people banned from beer-league softball."


telling the ump that he needs to move his fat ass from behind the plate and then insinuating that he doesn't because he likes to look at the catchers ass gets you banned.

Jugdish said...

telling the ump that he needs to move his fat ass from behind the plate and then insinuating that he doesn't because he likes to look at the catchers ass gets you banned.


tem has quite a temper when he is fake drnuk

Jugdish said...

because he likes to look at the catchers ass gets you banned.



one of the benefits of being a beer league softball umpire

Meiz said...

I woke the sleeping giant

Jugdish said...

assuming the catcher is a girl...

Blueshon said...

tem, you were outed, just live with it

Beth said...

"bikini girl"

Who is this bikini girl y'all are talking about?

Meiz said...

So...Did the catcher have a nice ass, or what?

Blueshon said...

"assuming the catcher is a girl..."

i was assuming tem was insinuating the ump is a homo

tem said...

*tem has quite a temper


fixed

Jugdish said...

tem: he was safe
ump: no, he was out
tem: you need to stop looking at girls asses and get your fat ass from behind the plate and make a call
ump: apology accepted

tem said...

"one of the benefits of being a beer league softball umpire"

this is an all men's team.

Jugdish said...

i was assuming tem was insinuating the ump is a homo



girls should always be playing catcher in beer league, its science

Jugdish said...

this is an all men's team.



ahhh...not aware of that

tem said...

"So...Did the catcher have a nice ass, or what?"

don't know. next week i'll take a picture of his ass for you and defer to your expertise.

Jugdish said...

how did you get on there again?



s

Blueshon said...

"this is an all men's team."

exactly...well played sir

El Padrino said...

bikini girl

tem said...

tuesday is the co-ed team.

the catcher has an ok ass, especially when she is smoking a lot.

tem said...

"how did you get on there again?"

they needed someone to yell at the ump.

Jugdish said...

they needed someone to yell at the ump.



nice work

Steve said...

"Who is this bikini girl y'all are talking about?"

"bikini girl"

that's pretty funny.

Blueshon said...

i think bikini girl had her nose fixed too

Steve said...

"they needed someone to yell at the ump"

so Tem is the McEnroe of the league?

Meiz said...

"this is an all men's team."

Then your buddy's wife should have definitely STFU.

Steve said...

"i think bikini girl had her nose fixed too"

did she? i didn't get past her neck.

i bet fmBlue pointed that out.

tem said...

"so Tem is the McEnroe of the league?"

no just of my team.

each team gets one.

tem said...

"Then your buddy's wife should have definitely STFU."


exactly. that's why i don't feel too bad about yelling at her.

Blueshon said...

i had already seen pictures of her enhancements, because spiff finds everything

tem said...

also i don't yell at the refs in the co-ed leagues. mostly because that would lower my chances of nailing the hot right fielder chick from .01% to 0%.

El Padrino said...

barstoll has a kelly kapowski spread today

tem said...

"fmBlue"


is fmblue hot receptionist?

Jugdish said...

nailing the hot right fielder chick from .01% to 0%.



do you hate it when opposing players hit to the the chick in right field on purpose because they know she sucks?

Meiz said...

Dublin has a bunch of golf courses crammed into a pretty small area

tem said...

peavy to chisox if he waives his no trade.

interesting.

tem said...

"do you hate it when opposing players hit to the the chick in right field on purpose because they know she sucks?"

yeah, i hate it because i only suspect she sucks and haven't gotten to find out for sure.

Jugdish said...

peavy to chisox if he waives his no trade.



suite

El Padrino said...

berry interesting

Jugdish said...

yeah, i hate it because i only suspect she sucks and haven't gotten to find out for sure.



well played

tem said...

"Dublin has a bunch of golf courses crammed into a pretty small area"

yes it does. lots of preppy douchebags in dublin and in our league.

the two teams before us had a total of 4 popped collars on 3 players.

who the fuck plays softball with a popped collar? preppy douchebags, that's who.

tem said...

seriously though our right fielder is kind of funny to watch. she is like 1 for 8 on catching the ball and each time it hits her glove and bounces away.

the one time she did catch it was a total snow cone catch.

Jugdish said...

the one time she did catch it was a total snow cone catch.



and everyone goes nuts like she won the super bowl

Meiz said...

Why are girls so awful at sports?

Even the really good ones kind of suck.

Blueshon said...

"is fmblue hot receptionist?"

could be

Jugdish said...

Even the really good ones kind of suck.

there is one team in our league that stacks their team, and their chicks are pretty good. Really in co-ed you're only as good as your chicks

El Padrino said...

"Tulowitzki is not in the starting lineup on Wednesday because he swung at the first pitch during his last at-bat on Tuesday night, the Denver Post reports."

is clint hurdle serious

Blueshon said...

"yes it does. lots of preppy douchebags in dublin and in our league."

people from Ireland play in your league?

tem said...

"Why are girls so awful at sports?

Even the really good ones kind of suck."


no clue...and i don't understand how they are so fucking slow when they run. i swear i walk faster than they run. fuck they walk faster than they run. they slow down to run.

rev could outrun every one of our girls.

tem said...

"people from Ireland play in your league?"

no people from Dublin do.

tem said...

"and everyone goes nuts like she won the super bowl"

exactly.

Blueshon said...

"is clint hurdle serious"

they've lost 3 straight games by 7 or more runs....hurdle needs to be fucking fired

he's has an awful record, he got lucky one season, and yet they refuse to fire him

Beth said...

"seriously though our right fielder is kind of funny to watch. she is like 1 for 8 on catching the ball and each time it hits her glove and bounces away"

Unfortunately that would be me. (ns) I played softball once and that was enough to make never want to again.

I can kick ass at tennis though and I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here.

tem said...

" Really in co-ed you're only as good as your chicks"

exactly.

i know that if our chicks get on base a total of 5 or more times that we will win.

if they get on base less than that it will be a tough game.

Blueshon said...

they're running in slow motion like on baywatch.

tem said...

" I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here."

LOV Olympics is the only way to prove this.

Jugdish said...

I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here.



you talking speed or distance? I'm sure you got the distance thing down.

out running rev is nothing to brag about

Blueshon said...

hey, i may be fat, but i'm still fast...of course rounding the bases is about the extent of my "long distance"

El Padrino said...

anamolies

wandy rodriguez
russel branyan

Jugdish said...

if they get on base less than that it will be a tough game.


we hope the other teams over throws first a few times a game, that always helps

Blueshon said...

"LOV Olympics is the only way to prove this."

this sounds like a great idea. we should totally plan this out

El Padrino said...

"I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here."

ok jacki joyner beth

Beth said...

"you talking speed or distance? I'm sure you got the distance thing down."

Depends what's considered distance. I know most of you could beat me in a pure 50 sprint or something like that, that's just testosterone. But anything that takes like a minute or 2 or more and I'd feel pretty confident.

El Padrino said...

"LOV Olympics is the only way to prove this."

i'm dying to do this

El Padrino said...

beth yogs

Jugdish said...

I'm Barak Obama?

tem said...

"But anything that takes like a minute or 2 or more and I'd feel pretty confident."

for some girls on my softball team this is about how long it takes them to get to first.

Blueshon said...

why would you want to run for more than a minute or 2?

tem said...

"we hope the other teams over throws first a few times a game, that always helps"

big ass fence behind first on some fields give the team time to go get the ball and still get our girls out.

Jugdish said...

i'm dying to do thisfixed

tem said...

ricky rubio looks like Balki Bartokomous' love child.

Beth said...

Hilarity fix.

Jugdish said...

obama called waterboarding a "brutal method"



stop it

Meiz said...

"why would you want to run for more than a minute or 2?"

Exactly

Steve said...

well done jug

Beth said...

"why would you want to run for more than a minute or 2?"

Asks the guy (meiz) who complains about how much he weighs and how he has no girl.

wadr

Blueshon said...

Asks the guy (meiz) who complains about how much he weighs and how he has no "partner".


*fized

Meiz said...

"complains about how...he has no girl."



Ummmm really? I've gotta disagree with that.

tem said...

meiz never asked. meiz concurred.

RIF.

kodiac said...

I can kick ass at tennis though and I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here.

$10 says Beth and I would take out any two other LOVers in doubles at the LOV Olymbics

Jugdish said...

We can't spray these terrorists with a hose in gitmo because that is not very nice.

Instead we should move them to US high security prisons in the US, where they will be more likely to be raped and/or murdered by fellow inmates.

I like this.

tem said...

i will not take that bet.

i think you would win too.

Jugdish said...

US high security prisons in the US


suite

Beth said...

"$10 says Beth and I would take out any two other LOVers in doubles at the LOV Olymbics"

You're a tennis player kod? Cool. Must be some connection between bisexuality and tennis. (s)

Steve said...

"Must be some connection between bisexuality and tennis."

Are you telling me that Ann K. and Maria S. are bi and that they get together every now and then to get it on?

kodiac said...

Must be some connection between bisexuality and tennis. (s)

I think that about 75% of women pro tennis players are bi or fully les

Meiz said...

"Instead we should move them to US high security prisons in the US, where they will be more likely to be raped and/or murdered by fellow inmates.

I like this."



See? Keeping it in-house, and cutting costs!

Beth said...

I think that about 75% of women pro athletes are bi or fully les

*fixed

El Padrino said...

the douchenssess of notre dame to grace jankee stadium

tem said...

"I think that about 75% of women pro tennis players are bi or fully les"

well serena is a dude, so she is technically straight.

Meiz said...

"$10 says Beth and I would take out any two other LOVers in doubles at the LOV Olymbics"


I aced my buddy that played varsity tennis a handful of years ago, and then immediately retired.

My tennis career ain't gettin' any better than that.

Jugdish said...

When you say you aced him, does that mean you hit one serve that was an ace and then retired?

El Padrino said...

wood grilling

Beth said...

"When you say you aced him, does that mean you hit one serve that was an ace and then retired?"

Maybe "aced" is a sex term.

Jugdish said...

Maybe "aced" is a sex term.



could be, that's how he rolls

Meiz said...

It took me many tries during the match, but yes, I mean I hit the neon yellow ball with the racquet, and when he tried to hit it back to me, he completely missed the ball.

Steve said...

i don't know that i've ever picked up a tennis racket.

if I have, it was probably sitting on top of something else that I wanted to pick up.

tem said...

"Maybe "aced" is a sex term."

if it were i suspect you'd know it.

El Padrino said...

i tried out for tennis in hike skool

El Padrino said...

great site

tem said...

reading some American Idol article:

"KISS co-founder Gene Simmons was asked whether Lambert would be invited to join the band on the road this fall. "No," said Simmons. "He'd be better off joining Queen." "



I guess Lambert is the homo?

El Padrino said...

yes, he'd be perfect frontman for queen

ns

Beth said...

"if it were i suspect you'd know it"

I don't know sex terms that involve 2 guys.

tem said...

"I don't know sex terms that involve 2 guys."

stop lying.

tem said...

block

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