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www.100pushups.com
never gonna get press credentials with posts like this
No one wants to follow meiz's videos with a few scattered pics of their place.
Really...you can't follow mEEz's videos with 2 or 3 pics of freak's mom's basement
"Really...you can't follow mEEz's videos with 2 or 3 pics of freak's mom's basement"
Especially if your job is as crew for tv shows.
freak needs to be creative, take some shots of his sock drawer or the lawn he has to mow for allowance
Really...you can't follow mEEz's videos with 2 or 3 pics of freak's mom's basement, and a pic of the sock drawer
fixed
sock drawer i2i
rare and priceless
should be interesting
I've been enjoying the Biden story this morning about how his party wants to shut him up and keep him away from microphones
it's like what they said abotu palin
gay loses
GO KRIS ALLEN!
gay vs straight
who ya got!
The homos!
Who is this Biden person?
"gay loses
GO KRIS ALLEN!"
::i have no clue what you are talking about. and by that i mean i don't understand / i do not get the topic::
american idol
it was down to a really clean cut musician and a flamboyant dick loving makeup wearing homo
and the homo lost
obama may have won the battle but america is winning the war!
zeke reyes appears to be headed to the DL
I think the role of Vice President should be re-defined to somewhat resemble my job in Bnewer York.
Let the Prez/Congress/Senate/House/etc... deal with the political shit, and have the VP be in charge of the fun stuff to keep the people happy with their leisure time.
That would totally work.
"obama may have won the battle but america is winning the war!"
Stop it. Obama doesn't think the homos should get married. Said so himself.
agreed
wow. when you use the results of a game show to bash on the president.
that's a lot of hate.
"DiCaprio Scorsese's favorite to play Frank Sinatra... "
couldnt have been more obvious
i dont hate the president, i hate his policies
"american idol
it was down to a really clean cut musician and a flamboyant dick loving makeup wearing homo
and the homo lost"
i see.
deal with it.
"i hate his policies"
you don't even know what his policies are. you just got corrected on gay marriage.
RASHARD LEWIS, FOR THREE, YES!!!!!!!
god dam marv albert is the man
"you don't even know what his policies are. you just got corrected on gay marriage."
i'm not doing this today
(and there are certain periodicals that have stated he does not oppose gay marriage so it seems like the flip-flop is in fashion again, just like gitmo)
"Ortiz's homer was one of four off left-hander Brett Cecil (2-1) in a six-run fifth inning and one of five they hit in the game."
thanks keef
(TIC)
"i'm not doing this today"
too busy watching for airplanes that might go near one of your buildings?
"i'm not doing this today"
too busy perfecting the foot long mozz stick?
EAD
"i'm not doing this today"
too busy eating chicago style pizza?
"i'm not doing this today"
too busy figuring out what you are going to get at the Olive Garden?
bah, blue ruined my "i'm not doing this today" Z
less than three hours to go
What should I do today?
until
hows the weather
Tem, I'm banning you for one week.
Unless you apologize
i think somebody is getting ahead of themselves with the nuggets may-nia
"hows the weather"
high of 82 today
how do you ban her?
"too busy watching for airplanes that might go near one of your buildings?"
DUCK AND COVER!!!
Showers in the afternoon, though. So, that sucks.
i usually like to take showers in the morning.
"DUCK AND COVER!!!"
I think you mean, QUICK! JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW!!
"i usually like to take showers in the morning."
Yeah, me too. But I've been trying to go green, so I'm gonna do it when the water comes out of the sky.
"What should I do today?"
look for a new yob
"What should I do today?"
plant more tulips
"What should I do today?"
Vlog making chili
"What should I do today?"
get a new whip
"What should I do today?"
pushups
"What should I do today?"
do one hundred pushups
pushup i2i
see this page, me and jug are on it together right now
how could you ever do 100 pushups?
how could you ever do 100 pushups?
its impossible, unless there was some sort of program to guide you through it
"how could you ever do 100 pushups?"
i bet there is a site out there or something that could help you plan
"Tem, I'm banning you for one week.
Unless you apologize"
no more apologizing. i'll just take my fucking ban.
"how do you ban her?"
i am not a her.
prove it
boy KISS got old...lead singer guy going shirtless, probably not a good idea when you got mitts, or moobs
look at my fridge and walls.
"pushups"
Planning on it
cue meiz: "that's how i roll"
"Vlog making chili"
I put up 2 more quick videos last night
"I put up 2 more quick videos last night"
where did you put them up?
don't see them on the post...are they on one of your other blogs?
youtube
"prove it"
Blue wants tem to flash him, got it.
i am not searching youtube for your videos.
"American Airlines Pilot Fails Breath Test Before London Flight"
coulda never been a pilot
"i am not searching youtube for your videos."
because its so difficult?
progressive girl needs to die
"progressive girl needs to die"
she gay too?
I would think flying a commercial jet would require alcohol. Especially on a trans-atlantic flight
"coulda never been a pilot"
Of course not, there's probably a height requirement.
anyone read this book?
bikini girl looked good last night
bikini girl looked good last night
YES...she did
Miller Park Dr Jellyfinger day is upon us.
"because its so difficult?"
maybe.
maybe because i am lazy.
maybe because i don't want to.
yea, i approve of bikini girls enhancements.
that judge lady had some potential. what little we saw.
"maybe.
maybe because i am lazy.
maybe because i don't want to."
Maybe that's the kind of attitude that gets people banned from beer-league softball.
Suit yourself
you can't ban tem from beer league softball, we need a catcher
or is that Kod...wadr
How fun is this pic?
I may have found a new wallpaper for the pc.
"bikini girl"
what a body, not so much in the face though
"or is that Kod...wadr"
No, no. Kod is the pitcher. Tem can still be the catcher.
"No, no. Kod is the pitcher. Tem can still be the catcher."
says the guy who has a shirt specifically for when he kisses other dudes.
gotchya
ah, tem bringing the heat
"Maybe that's the kind of attitude that gets people banned from beer-league softball."
telling the ump that he needs to move his fat ass from behind the plate and then insinuating that he doesn't because he likes to look at the catchers ass gets you banned.
telling the ump that he needs to move his fat ass from behind the plate and then insinuating that he doesn't because he likes to look at the catchers ass gets you banned.
tem has quite a temper when he is fake drnuk
because he likes to look at the catchers ass gets you banned.
one of the benefits of being a beer league softball umpire
I woke the sleeping giant
assuming the catcher is a girl...
tem, you were outed, just live with it
"bikini girl"
Who is this bikini girl y'all are talking about?
So...Did the catcher have a nice ass, or what?
"assuming the catcher is a girl..."
i was assuming tem was insinuating the ump is a homo
*tem has quite a temper
fixed
tem: he was safe
ump: no, he was out
tem: you need to stop looking at girls asses and get your fat ass from behind the plate and make a call
ump: apology accepted
"one of the benefits of being a beer league softball umpire"
this is an all men's team.
i was assuming tem was insinuating the ump is a homo
girls should always be playing catcher in beer league, its science
this is an all men's team.
ahhh...not aware of that
"So...Did the catcher have a nice ass, or what?"
don't know. next week i'll take a picture of his ass for you and defer to your expertise.
how did you get on there again?
s
"this is an all men's team."
exactly...well played sir
bikini girl
tuesday is the co-ed team.
the catcher has an ok ass, especially when she is smoking a lot.
"how did you get on there again?"
they needed someone to yell at the ump.
they needed someone to yell at the ump.
nice work
"Who is this bikini girl y'all are talking about?"
"bikini girl"
that's pretty funny.
i think bikini girl had her nose fixed too
"they needed someone to yell at the ump"
so Tem is the McEnroe of the league?
"this is an all men's team."
Then your buddy's wife should have definitely STFU.
"i think bikini girl had her nose fixed too"
did she? i didn't get past her neck.
i bet fmBlue pointed that out.
"so Tem is the McEnroe of the league?"
no just of my team.
each team gets one.
"Then your buddy's wife should have definitely STFU."
exactly. that's why i don't feel too bad about yelling at her.
i had already seen pictures of her enhancements, because spiff finds everything
also i don't yell at the refs in the co-ed leagues. mostly because that would lower my chances of nailing the hot right fielder chick from .01% to 0%.
barstoll has a kelly kapowski spread today
"fmBlue"
is fmblue hot receptionist?
nailing the hot right fielder chick from .01% to 0%.
do you hate it when opposing players hit to the the chick in right field on purpose because they know she sucks?
Dublin has a bunch of golf courses crammed into a pretty small area
peavy to chisox if he waives his no trade.
interesting.
"do you hate it when opposing players hit to the the chick in right field on purpose because they know she sucks?"
yeah, i hate it because i only suspect she sucks and haven't gotten to find out for sure.
peavy to chisox if he waives his no trade.
suite
berry interesting
yeah, i hate it because i only suspect she sucks and haven't gotten to find out for sure.
well played
"Dublin has a bunch of golf courses crammed into a pretty small area"
yes it does. lots of preppy douchebags in dublin and in our league.
the two teams before us had a total of 4 popped collars on 3 players.
who the fuck plays softball with a popped collar? preppy douchebags, that's who.
seriously though our right fielder is kind of funny to watch. she is like 1 for 8 on catching the ball and each time it hits her glove and bounces away.
the one time she did catch it was a total snow cone catch.
the one time she did catch it was a total snow cone catch.
and everyone goes nuts like she won the super bowl
Why are girls so awful at sports?
Even the really good ones kind of suck.
"is fmblue hot receptionist?"
could be
Even the really good ones kind of suck.
there is one team in our league that stacks their team, and their chicks are pretty good. Really in co-ed you're only as good as your chicks
"Tulowitzki is not in the starting lineup on Wednesday because he swung at the first pitch during his last at-bat on Tuesday night, the Denver Post reports."
is clint hurdle serious
"yes it does. lots of preppy douchebags in dublin and in our league."
people from Ireland play in your league?
"Why are girls so awful at sports?
Even the really good ones kind of suck."
no clue...and i don't understand how they are so fucking slow when they run. i swear i walk faster than they run. fuck they walk faster than they run. they slow down to run.
rev could outrun every one of our girls.
"people from Ireland play in your league?"
no people from Dublin do.
"and everyone goes nuts like she won the super bowl"
exactly.
"is clint hurdle serious"
they've lost 3 straight games by 7 or more runs....hurdle needs to be fucking fired
he's has an awful record, he got lucky one season, and yet they refuse to fire him
"seriously though our right fielder is kind of funny to watch. she is like 1 for 8 on catching the ball and each time it hits her glove and bounces away"
Unfortunately that would be me. (ns) I played softball once and that was enough to make never want to again.
I can kick ass at tennis though and I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here.
" Really in co-ed you're only as good as your chicks"
exactly.
i know that if our chicks get on base a total of 5 or more times that we will win.
if they get on base less than that it will be a tough game.
they're running in slow motion like on baywatch.
" I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here."
LOV Olympics is the only way to prove this.
I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here.
you talking speed or distance? I'm sure you got the distance thing down.
out running rev is nothing to brag about
hey, i may be fat, but i'm still fast...of course rounding the bases is about the extent of my "long distance"
anamolies
wandy rodriguez
russel branyan
if they get on base less than that it will be a tough game.
we hope the other teams over throws first a few times a game, that always helps
"LOV Olympics is the only way to prove this."
this sounds like a great idea. we should totally plan this out
"I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here."
ok jacki joyner beth
"you talking speed or distance? I'm sure you got the distance thing down."
Depends what's considered distance. I know most of you could beat me in a pure 50 sprint or something like that, that's just testosterone. But anything that takes like a minute or 2 or more and I'd feel pretty confident.
"LOV Olympics is the only way to prove this."
i'm dying to do this
beth yogs
I'm Barak Obama?
"But anything that takes like a minute or 2 or more and I'd feel pretty confident."
for some girls on my softball team this is about how long it takes them to get to first.
why would you want to run for more than a minute or 2?
"we hope the other teams over throws first a few times a game, that always helps"
big ass fence behind first on some fields give the team time to go get the ball and still get our girls out.
i'm dying to do thisfixed
ricky rubio looks like Balki Bartokomous' love child.
Hilarity fix.
obama called waterboarding a "brutal method"
stop it
"why would you want to run for more than a minute or 2?"
Exactly
well done jug
"why would you want to run for more than a minute or 2?"
Asks the guy (meiz) who complains about how much he weighs and how he has no girl.
wadr
Asks the guy (meiz) who complains about how much he weighs and how he has no "partner".
*fized
"complains about how...he has no girl."
Ummmm really? I've gotta disagree with that.
meiz never asked. meiz concurred.
RIF.
I can kick ass at tennis though and I could DEFINITELY outrun rev and probably several others here.
$10 says Beth and I would take out any two other LOVers in doubles at the LOV Olymbics
We can't spray these terrorists with a hose in gitmo because that is not very nice.
Instead we should move them to US high security prisons in the US, where they will be more likely to be raped and/or murdered by fellow inmates.
I like this.
i will not take that bet.
i think you would win too.
US high security prisons in the US
suite
"$10 says Beth and I would take out any two other LOVers in doubles at the LOV Olymbics"
You're a tennis player kod? Cool. Must be some connection between bisexuality and tennis. (s)
"Must be some connection between bisexuality and tennis."
Are you telling me that Ann K. and Maria S. are bi and that they get together every now and then to get it on?
Must be some connection between bisexuality and tennis. (s)
I think that about 75% of women pro tennis players are bi or fully les
"Instead we should move them to US high security prisons in the US, where they will be more likely to be raped and/or murdered by fellow inmates.
I like this."
See? Keeping it in-house, and cutting costs!
I think that about 75% of women pro athletes are bi or fully les
*fixed
the douchenssess of notre dame to grace jankee stadium
"I think that about 75% of women pro tennis players are bi or fully les"
well serena is a dude, so she is technically straight.
"$10 says Beth and I would take out any two other LOVers in doubles at the LOV Olymbics"
I aced my buddy that played varsity tennis a handful of years ago, and then immediately retired.
My tennis career ain't gettin' any better than that.
When you say you aced him, does that mean you hit one serve that was an ace and then retired?
wood grilling
"When you say you aced him, does that mean you hit one serve that was an ace and then retired?"
Maybe "aced" is a sex term.
Maybe "aced" is a sex term.
could be, that's how he rolls
It took me many tries during the match, but yes, I mean I hit the neon yellow ball with the racquet, and when he tried to hit it back to me, he completely missed the ball.
i don't know that i've ever picked up a tennis racket.
if I have, it was probably sitting on top of something else that I wanted to pick up.
"Maybe "aced" is a sex term."
if it were i suspect you'd know it.
i tried out for tennis in hike skool
great site
reading some American Idol article:
"KISS co-founder Gene Simmons was asked whether Lambert would be invited to join the band on the road this fall. "No," said Simmons. "He'd be better off joining Queen." "
I guess Lambert is the homo?
yes, he'd be perfect frontman for queen
ns
"if it were i suspect you'd know it"
I don't know sex terms that involve 2 guys.
"I don't know sex terms that involve 2 guys."
stop lying.
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