Friday, May 22, 2009

Random but worth it.

Hey you guys remember those sports arena pictures/posters where they put your name on the jumbotron or scoreboard? Like this. So corny.















LaLa says they said the N word. ESPN keeps telling me that Kobe and Carmelo are super best buds and wonder how they keep the competitive edge from destroying their friendship. It's really insightful. As far as the game Nuggets executed down the stretch and got that coveted home split. I think blue, who is pessimistac by nature, is underestimating this team. While we all know they can score points I think what people are missing is that they play excellent defense. They know how to use fouls, especially Kenyon Martin. The foul on Ariza (so happy the officials didn't overeact and call a flagrant) was playoff perfect. Guy dunks on one of your guys, goes to the hole again, gets put on his back. Fucking poetry right there. Love it. Two solid games now, Nuggets had a shot in Game 1, won Game 2 now go back to the rape capital of the world. This is going to get gooder.

After this weekend it will be time you really look at your baseball team and assess whether or not they are going to be pretenders or contenders. Two months of baseball is a good barometer.

Interleague play this weekend. So stoked for Tigers - Rockies I need to spray my dong with a boner repellant.

As I get older I realize while I love baseball dearly, footyball, clearly is my favorite sport. I just miss the shit out of it right now. Distant third is basketball followed by hockey, scrabble, lasertag, slamball, indoor soccer, wwe and girls beach volleyball. Oh and pool but the womans circuit. Something about a slender woman bending over a table wielding a long stick.

Did A.C. Green get married? (researching)
"Green is married to Veronique Green. The two were wed on April 20, 2002." Blessed be.
He must have 187'd that poontang in the limo on the way back to the heezy.


There are big car races Sunday. Tune in. I ain't gonna lie, I don't follow car racing but if I were allowed to be taken out on the track and in a car to zoom around the raceway at 200MPH I'd be pumped. Just can't watch that shit on TV. Like fishing. I enjoy fishing, but would rather paint a room than watch that shit on TV.


Brady Quinn has an edge. Get the fuck out.

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Beth said...

So is LOV cribs over? I thought at least kod mentioned that he was willing to do it.

Jugdish said...

jug will do a cribs one day, just not today

El Padrino said...

i asked, no takers

Jugdish said...

I think its the no one wants to follow mEEz theory

Beth said...

I blame freak, we were on a pretty good streak til he wimped out on us.

El Padrino said...

fucking freak

El Padrino said...

were off to a fast start this morning

Jugdish said...

maybe the 10th comment should be sparta today

Blueshon said...

i always watch the indy 5000

Blueshon said...

if i stay here past 2pm today, i'm gonna shoot myself in the gonads

Beth said...

This place is dead this morning so let's see if I can wake everyone up a little. And the best way to do that I figure is with a few random pics of hot women I found using google. All are sfw, assuming a thong (girl 2) is sfw for you.

Girl 1Girl 2Girl 3

Beth said...

Damn, the spacing got screwed up above, but those are 3 different links.

El Padrino said...

they come up as one link, pink thong girl

Blueshon said...

i like it beth...

Meiz said...

Beth/Blueshon does Thursdays now

Steve said...

Girl #3 Wins

Blueshon said...

i got all three links

El Padrino said...

josh hamilton takes mad long to get over injuries

Bluggets said...

i do what now?

Beth said...

"they come up as one link, pink thong girl"

Move the curser over each title EP.

El Padrino said...

yea figured that out, girl #3

El Padrino said...

::Fantasy::

looking to move a pitcher for hitting (RBI's/HR's)

El Padrino said...

*in the keeper*

Beth said...

Girl #3 was my favorite too.

But how sad that on a site with a bunch of guys and one chick, it's the chick that ends up posting links to hot women. Shame on all of y'all.

El Padrino said...

blue i'm guessing you dont want tulo

El Padrino said...

"But how sad that on a site with a bunch of guys and one chick, it's the chick that ends up posting links to hot women. Shame on all of y'all."

i dont peruse those sites until the afternoon

Bluggets said...

fuck anthony carter

Bluggets said...

"blue i'm guessing you dont want tulo"

i want no rockies

Beth said...

"i dont peruse those sites until the afternoon"

You barely peruse this site some days based on some of your comments/questions.

Bluggets said...

here beth
now if i only did a blog where there were hot college women

Beth said...

"now if i only did a blog where there were hot college women"

Great idea! And I know that once you started that you'd keep up with it religiously, cause no way a straight guy would ever get slack about posting pics of hot coeds that are sent to him...

tem said...

no vball pictures.

i feel like a dirty old man taking that camera in with me.

Meiz said...

I'll take girl #1

tem said...

in a couple weeks i'll probably come to terms with it, but not yet.

tem said...

go Pens.

Beth said...

Blue, here's a pic that should've been on PTP.sfw

Bluggets said...

i liked girl #1 ass well

Bluggets said...

hate to tell you that i remember all the pictures i posted...but that is on PTP

Meiz said...

"i feel like a dirty old man taking that camera in with me."


Pride. Swallow it.

Beth said...

"but that is on PTP"

Not sure if I'm impressed or creeped out that you have all those pics memorized...

Bluggets said...

see

Meiz said...

I hope the neighborhood bike shows up to tomorrow's cookout. I could use a BJ or a fuck.

Bluggets said...

i don't have all of them memorized...

El Padrino said...

that girl on girl kiss is missing my penis in the middle

Bluggets said...

"I hope the neighborhood bike shows up to tomorrow's cookout. I could use a BJ or a fuck."

well, did deluxe say he was coming or not?

El Padrino said...

"neighborhood bike"

::flank stare::

Bluggets said...

everybody rides her

Meiz said...

Everybody gets a ride

Bluggets said...

cuz that's how she rolls?

tem said...

"that girl on girl kiss is missing my penis in the middle"

well bring a ladder next time and you can get it to the proper height.

tem said...

"neighborhood bike"

::flank stare::



seriously???

Meiz said...

"seriously???"

Tem, it has become apparent that EP is socially inept.

El Padrino said...

that's midwest talk

we say hoe on the east coast

El Padrino said...

we dont mince words

Beth said...

Comment from Dikembe Meiztombo on PTP after the pic of the ASU girls kissing:

"This is why I'm moving to Tempe.

Fortunately my girlfriend doesn't know the true reasons."

Bluggets said...

a hoe is what meiz uses to keep the weeds out of his tulips

Bluggets said...

i saw that beth, it made me chuckle


"this is why i would move to tempe if i wasn't so meizy"

Bluggets said...

RIP deke

tem said...

"that's midwest talk

we say hoe on the east coast"

hell it made it into Austin Powers. it isn't just midwest talk.

Meiz said...

"that's midwest talk

we say hoe on the east coast"


Either way, I want my dick in her throat.

Bluggets said...

what's an Austin Powers, is that some bar in Texas?

Meiz said...

"we dont mince words"


When in rome

Beth said...

Blue, I'm not a basketball fan so this may be a stupid question, but what exactly is your profile pic? I'm guessing/assuming it's related to the Nuggets.

It reminds me more of Pink Floyd's movie The Wall (if anyone here is a Floyd fan and seen the movie they'll get why).

Bluggets said...

that's the nuggets alternate logo

Meiz said...

"(if anyone here is a Floyd fan and seen the movie they'll get why)."


Okay, Padrino

Beth said...

"Okay, Padrino"

I'm guessing that's your way of saying you're a fan and have mentioned it on here a few times.

Bluggets said...

or, he's calling you short

tem said...

Kod will get it.

I bet he likes The Wall.

Beth said...

or he's saying i'm fascinated with dong.

Bluggets said...

i don't think it's ever been mentioned before...i think it's a good observation beth (ns)

Bluggets said...

or, he's saying that you used a lot of HDH in your comment

Beth said...

Good call tem, kod definitely seems like he'd be a Floyd fan.

El Padrino said...

"Either way, I want my dick in her throat."

that's what i'm talkinbout

Meiz said...

I'm just assuming everybody is familiar with The Wall, especially the dopeheads(current, and former).

Bluggets said...

or, he's saying that only a mets fan would mention that

Bluggets said...

it wouldn't surprise me if Kod hated Floyd...


because nothing about kod surprises me anymore.

El Padrino said...

i am familiar

Beth said...

For those of you not familiar with The Wall.

Bluggets said...

that really doesn't look like a wall

Beth said...

It might if you were really stoned.

tem said...

it doesn't, even then.

Bluggets said...

the state patrol is going to be looking really hard for drunk drivers.


So you're telling me that on a normal weekend you don't really try to find them that hard...got it.

Bluggets said...

state patrol also said "we're going to really be focusing on our 15 major roadways"

so drinking and driving is ok on the other roads...got it

Jugdish said...

roof has been fixed...suite

Bluggets said...

good job jug

Meiz said...

Play Golf Designs. Great idear

tem said...

where is the racoon?

Jugdish said...

good job jug


thanks...I didn't fix it though, but glad to have it done

Meiz said...

We never got those wrecked roof pictures

Jugdish said...

where is the racoon?


i never caught that bastard. I haven't heard it in the attic since I set the trap. The trap has been down since the patio cover collapsed. I'm going to put the trap up in the attic for a week or so in case it got sealed in

Jugdish said...

We never got those wrecked roof pictures


I'll post them this weekend, prob sunday or monday

tem said...

BREAKING NEWS:

Michael Vick turned out the lights in his kitchen and then turned the ones on in the living room.

tem said...

if it got sealed in you'd hear it.

Jugdish said...

if it got sealed in you'd hear it.


yep...I'm not home a lot though. it might be taking a nap

Bluggets said...

jug is always going here for this

Jugdish said...

soon we will need a Rooney rule for us

Beth said...

"yep...I'm not home a lot though. it might be taking a nap"

Pretty sure raccoons are nocturnal so likely you'd only be able to hear it at night.

tem said...

don't tell jug when he can and can not hear.

Jugdish said...

Pretty sure raccoons are nocturnal so likely you'd only be able to hear it at night.



correct...they get up at night and take off to do the raccoon thing. I normally heard it around 10:30 when it was leaving, or about 5 AM when it was returning

Got the roof fixed yesterday afternoon...didn't get home until about 1230 this morn...haven't heard anything yet

Jugdish said...

sparta?

tem said...

1/3 sparta isn't bad.

tem said...

i'm leaving at noonish.

but not for a nooner.


well maybe for what blue's hot receptionist calls a nooner.

but not for what everyone else calls a nooner.

El Padrino said...

"soon we will need a Rooney rule for us"

we have to start baning out more kids jug

Meiz said...

I saw some projection that said white folks will be a minority in 2016.

I'm already practicing my race card skillz

Jugdish said...

ya think?

Bluggets said...

"we have to start baning out more kids jug"

i guess i'm doing my part

tem said...

ban kids from what?

Jugdish said...

I saw some projection that said white folks will be a minority in 2016.



everyone overlooks what the Irish have been through. Its not easy

El Padrino said...

i constantly piss in any pool i'm in, and assume everyone does

Jugdish said...

i like swimming in toilets




fixed

Bluggets said...

i guess that's where the term "cess pool" comes from

El Padrino said...

o i c

everyone gonna act all proper all of a sudden and say they never pissed in the pool

i love that game

Jugdish said...

ive never pissed in a pool

Jugdish said...

these zesty taco doritos are not zesty at all

Jugdish said...

i hate when i put together happy hours and some people say its too far when it is about 7 miles further down the interstate

they are not running there

Beth said...

ive never pissed in a pool as an adult

Jugdish said...

he still swims in the kiddie pool

tem said...

"ive never pissed in a pool as an adult"

same.

El Padrino said...

Sure you haven't jug.

El Padrino said...

sure tem

Bluggets said...

being considered an adult is debatable.

El Padrino said...

your all full of shit

tem said...

"i hate when i put together happy hours and some people say its too far when it is about 7 miles further down the interstate"


i hate when they put together happy hours that start at 5:00 and then when i show up at 5:40 (I work later than they do) they still aren't even there yet.

El Padrino said...

especially keef who is going to come on here in a few minutes and say he never pissed in a pool either

tem said...

i have rarely been in a pool as an adult.

El Padrino said...

i have no qualms with happy hour

El Padrino said...

when invited i attend, no matter the distance, time or company

Bluggets said...

I hate when people put together a happy hour on fridays that starts at 5, when 3/4ths of the office leaves at 2 on fridays anyway

Meiz said...

I haven't been in a pool in a good 7 years. I used to piss in the pool all the time, though.

Bluggets said...

at this company, if you're going to have happy hour on a friday, you have it at 2 on fridays...i just made that rule up

Bluggets said...

pissing in the pool is ok by me....i means seriously who wants to get out of the pool and get all cold to walk in and piss.

kodiac said...

Kod will get it.

I bet he likes The Wall.

-yes, very much so; the album....not so much the movie

Jugdish said...

at this company, if you're going to have happy hour on a friday, you have it at 2 on fridays...or you're fired




fixed

kodiac said...

So is LOV cribs over? I thought at least kod mentioned that he was willing to do it.

-well, I said I would do it after Memorial Day (spring cleaning day)...but I don't think I want to follow Meiz

El Padrino said...

thanks meiz and blue

Bluggets said...

yeah, planning a happy hour for a shitty time is a fire-able offense in my book

Steve said...

everybody pisses in the pool, they just don't admit it. kinda like pissing in the shower.

that being said, i do not do either.

El Padrino said...

of course.....

tem said...

i said as an adult.

i haven't been an adult that long.

isiah thompson said...

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Steve said...

"I'm already practicing my race card skillz"

we'll have to get our very own Jessie and Al.

spaceman spiff said...

derek fisher is the lakers version of anthony carter

Meiz said...

People don't admit to pissing in the shower?

Isn't that the ideal place to piss? You can't miss!

Keith S said...

"i feel like a dirty old man taking that camera in with me."


You are, so it's ok

Keith S said...

You're ok with stalking a Good Egg waitress, but not taking pics of chicks in shorts and tight shirts. Got it

Meiz said...

"-well, I said I would do it after Memorial Day (spring cleaning day)...but I don't think I want to follow Meiz"


Again, my videos were crappy.

Keith S said...

I'll piss in the shower. But haven't pissed in the pool in forever.

Steve said...

it will be fun watching them give speeches in 2030.

"The man is keeping the black people down, we will not tolerate.."

"What?"

"Really?"

"Oh...nevermind".

spaceman spiff said...

dear fisher,

step 1: place loaded handgun on the table

step 2: place your playoff game by game stats that were printed for you on the table

step 3: place the opposing point guards playoff game by game stats next to yours

step 4: compare stats, and make sure to check out your +/- footnote.

step 5: place the muzzle of the handgun in your mouth, make sure the safety is off and pull the trigger

thanks and regards,
spiff

Keith S said...

"Again, my videos were crappy."

People are complementing you, mize. Don't be that guy.

El Padrino said...

pissing in the shower is a given

Keith S said...

SG gots a mailbag

El Padrino said...

hehehehe @ spiff

El Padrino said...

finally some hurdle to get fired talk blue

wont be long now

Bluggets said...

it looked to me like PHil wanted d-fish taking that shot, which is as dum as it gets.

Keith S said...

Went to bil's hike school graduation last night, and it was pouring the entire time. Hasn't rained here in 6 months, but it rains the night that we're sitting outside for 2 hours.

Bluggets said...

"finally some hurdle to get fired talk blue"

they've been talking about it here for a week or so...i still don't think it'll happen until september

isiah thompson said...

everyone gonna act all proper all of a sudden and say they never pissed in the pool


I only shit in the pool, no pissing. I'm classy like that.

Keith S said...

Caddyshack scene with the Baby Ruth was suite

kodiac said...

I pee in pools, but not the shower. cmkod and gdkod take baths in the tub, so I don't want to be pissing in it.
-but pools? cmon, chlorine takes care of that

El Padrino said...

Spotsylvania man’s family turned him in to police after he admitted to “fooling around” with the family dog, according to the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office. Robert John Ward, 66, was arrested Monday for alleged bestiality.

El Padrino said...

"Went to bil's hike school graduation last night, and it was pouring the entire time. Hasn't rained here in 6 months, but it rains the night that we're sitting outside for 2 hours."

whoa

El Padrino said...

"Ward admitted to a deputy that he had touched the dog inappropriately and that he’d had the dog perform sexual acts on him, according to the sheriff’s office. A vet examined the dog and found that her anal glands were swollen, the sheriff’s office said."


wft

Jugdish said...

I don't piss in pools and rarely in shower. I typically piss before I get in the shower...bad habit I know

Meiz said...

The key word is 'alleged'

El Padrino said...

military man

Jugdish said...

At this point, I was praying they'd cut to Anthony Edwards in Section 312


hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

ice man/maverick split screen was solid

Jugdish said...

did you go?

Bluggets said...

puppet commercials are awful, not funny, not even close

Bluggets said...

is Tom cruise a "regular" at lakers games, or was he there because his movie came out on DVD this week?

spaceman spiff said...

no friend was there took a pic, saw it on the digicam

spaceman spiff said...

if they showed it on tv i missed it

spaceman spiff said...

dont think cruise is a regular

El Padrino said...

i think jack nicholson is a regular

Bluggets said...

jack, denzel, penny marshall are all regulars

isiah thompson said...

Mountain Dew went throwback.

Jugdish said...

john cena and shane mcmahon were there...cena had the kobe jersey on

El Padrino said...

cena;
after rocking a magic jersey vs boston a week ago

spaceman spiff said...

"T-Mac's expiring deal and Brent Barry's expiring deal ($24 million combined), Aaron Brooks, Carl Landry, Shane Battier, and Luis Scola for Paul, Peja Stojakovic, James Posey and Tyson Chandler."

yea thats gonna happen, why cant eltardo combine what he thinks would be a good deal and what would be a plausible deal

Bluggets said...

that's why el tardo is the king of "and then"

Bluggets said...

that was an awful mailbag read

isiah thompson said...

That Brian Kenny/Mayweather Jr. link from freak yesterday was quality.

El Padrino said...

florida's biggest bank goes bust

Steve said...

Ridge disagrees with Cheney"

Carefull Tom, Limbaugh will be after you.

Meiz said...

Rich ladies are ridiculous.

"Oh, yes! These are the FitFlops! Same pair since last summer! They were only $49.95."


Gag me.

JFreak said...

I love race weekend.

Meiz said...

And it never fails. I could be fucking a grizzly bear, and customers would come up to me like I'm ready to help them, all the while 2 other people are here, and clearly doing NOTHING.

El Padrino said...

old navy flop flops are $1 all day saturday

El Padrino said...

you meant a grizzly bear would be fucking you

Steve said...

i think i paid around 50 for my flops. i've had them 6 or 7 years though.

JFreak said...

Albert Pujols is kind of good.

spaceman spiff said...

this time next week, ill be drunk in vegas

isiah thompson said...

wft is a FitFlop or a Flop Flop?

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