Friday, May 01, 2009

Jesus Shuttlesworth can shoot the rock

That was probably the best basketball game I ever seen. Fucking incredible. It had everything. Near scuffle, 15 different KG scowls/reactions, Doc Rivers face, Vinny Del Negro face, Derrik Rose, Jesus Shuttlesworffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, crying big baby, brad miller real spooky smile, Perkins I want to murder everyone in this arena face, Paul Pierce acting cunty, joe crawford being joe crawford and of course a fuck boston loss.

Poor Brian Scalabrine. He tries so hard not to be involved in the play, running opposite of wherever the ball is. And lose the white head band bro. You need not to draw attention to yourself.

That shit was off the meat hook. This series needed a Game 7. If it's a blowout I'm a be pissed.
Fucking Ray Allen. He is awesome. And this John Salmons putting up numbers. This the dood from Sacramento?

Imagine if we all loved hockey, surfing, tennis, bowling and soccer. Like we love baseball, football, basketball and porn. The world would be upside down.

We'd be like yo did you see Kelly Slater rip that bogus wave last night!

Yo, did you see Petey Webber's perfect game? Or aren't you pumped Seattle got a MLS team!

Boxing this weekend. I think Hatton wins.

As far as the ponies go how could you not love the favorite's name, I Want Revenge is a great horse name. I like Papa Clem (really blazed yesterday and won the Arkansas derby) and Desert Party to at least show. Dunkirk is a popular pick suddenly. I'm not so sure. The trainer is 0-21 in the big one. Just to note the track should be a bit sloppy. Rain on and off in Kentucky with only a high of 65 degrees.

Speaking of Ponies, my LOV HORSERACE post still holds water.

Don't forget it's Friday.

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tem said...

license plate seen on the way to work today:

ZAKATAK

Jugdish said...

suite

El Padrino said...

was zack morris driving it

Beth said...

Some lady who works here just had to take off for the day cause her kid's daycare is closing cause the cook is showing "swine flu symptoms".

Get a grip people.

El Padrino said...

it's bad out there

cmep is taking bemp to the dr. this morning because bemp has "green boogers" and sneezed a couple of times

i slept on the couch last night

tem said...

was TP on the couch too?

Meiz said...

How early will new lady leave today?

My guess is noon.

Meiz said...

I loved Joke Noah's steal & dunk last night.

He's the perfect agitator, and he's willing to take the abuse for it.

Jugdish said...

i wish ray allen had the swine flu

Jugdish said...

I loved Joke Noah's steal & dunk last night.



that was awesome!

tem said...

"was zack morris driving it"

super tinted windows. couldn't tell.

El Padrino said...

the joke noah scream to punctuate was GOLD

Meiz said...

"Jesus Shuttlesworth can suck the cock"




*fized

tem said...

i took a picture of it, but it did not turn out well.

El Padrino said...

kirk hinrich showing some testicular fortitude

tem said...

i haven't watched 1 game from this series.

i haven't watched 1 game all playoffs.

El Padrino said...

when doug collins said the ball kirk did the "Hinrich Maneuver" on the a steal was so not funny I died laughing

tem said...

i've watched more hockey than basketball.

tem said...

i've watched more spring football than hockey and basketball combined.

Meiz said...

Tem, you're crazy. Hockey, and fake college football suck.

Meiz said...

Do the Pens even have an enforcer to protect Sid? Seems like he gets punked a lot with no repercussions.

Blueshon said...

tem sucks

tem said...

"Do the Pens even have an enforcer to protect Sid?"

yes. the refs.

Blueshon said...

in my crazy dream last night, i was on a plane, taking a trip somewhere, i don't know where, but there was a group of us, and tem was in the group. he sat on the plane in front of me and kept making out with the chick i wanted to hook up with...but i had to act not pissed because he's cool...but i was pissed

so i'm still pissed at you tem.

Blueshon said...

and then we went to arby's

El Padrino said...

wow, it debunks the temlonely theory

tem said...

"with the chick i wanted to hook up with"

quit trying to dream cheat on cmblue.

Meiz said...

"and then we went to arby's"


Did you bring me leftovers?

El Padrino said...

just got asked what day is cinco de mayo

rif

tem said...

maybe you were already at Arbys

Jugdish said...

maybe they meant what day of the week

Blueshon said...

i don't think i actually dreamcheated on her this time

El Padrino said...

"maybe they meant what day of the week"

every desk has a calendar

Jugdish said...

maybe they were meizy

tem said...

"i don't think i actually dreamcheated on her this time"

yeah because you were being nice to me and letting me have my moment.

but if i weren't there you would have jumped that chick.

Meiz said...

What day is sinko day maio

El Padrino said...

may 5th

El Padrino said...

dos equis and salsa

El Padrino said...

insufferable

tem said...

"dos equis and salsa"


i hope you have chips too.

El Padrino said...

"If you actually have flu-like symptoms — a fever above 100° F, headache, sore throat, body aches, chills or fatigue — and you live in an area where there have been confirmed swine flu cases, by all means report to your doctor. Otherwise, leave the hospital to the sick people."

finally some sense

Blueshon said...

i'm going to the hospital as soon as i get any symptoms

Meiz said...

That is a low quality tattoo. Looks like his cousin Fitzy did it out on the patio.

Meiz said...

And the worst part is, it probably cost him a grand.

Meiz said...

The guy that's seeing csilk looks like the kind of guy that is a glutton for punishment/craziness.

Jugdish said...

swine flu question

tem said...

then its a good fit.

Meiz said...

A good fit indeed

tem said...

indeed, yes.

El Padrino said...

rockets advance without mc grady

tem said...

yeah, he is a loser.

Jugdish said...

On Sunday, third-round draft choice Kevin Barnes said fellow cornerback Fred Smoot was "getting a little bit older." Smoot, 30, responded to the rookie today. "They come in like that until they go to three days of [minicamp] and [then] they humble," Smoot said. "It don't bother me. I'm going to take him through some things. I haven't seen the guy. I don't even know his name and I love football so that tells you [something]. I know who's going to get drafted where. I didn't know the kid." (Washington Times)

Jugdish said...

did you see artest in the stands? It worked out a little better for him this time around.

Blueshon said...

Did anyone hear about the 12th man on OSU's basketball team who entered the NBA draft, and the NBA told him he had to remove his name from the draft because they didn't want him making a mockery of the process.

tem said...

i did not see artest in the stands.

tem said...

"Did anyone hear about the 12th man on OSU's basketball team who entered the NBA draft, and the NBA told him he had to remove his name from the draft because they didn't want him making a mockery of the process."

yes

tem said...

he has a blog. it is apparently quite funny.

Meiz said...

well what's his fucking name?


Holding out on hilarity is BS.

Beth said...

"Did anyone hear about the 12th man on OSU's basketball team who entered the NBA draft, and the NBA told him he had to remove his name from the draft because they didn't want him making a mockery of the process."

I hadn't so just looked it up. Apparently he did it as a joke, going so far as to write the NBA and tell them, "If I get drafted by a team that has No. 34 retired or somebody already wearing it, you should let me be the first player to have a three digit jersey number." Kinda funny actually.

Blueshon said...

his blog has something to do with zillion or something

Beth said...

Meiz, his name is Mark Titus.

Meiz said...

Thank you, Beth.

El Padrino said...

bitch of the day

Beth said...

His blog reminds me of Paul Shirley.

tem said...

i have never read his blog.

just heard it is funny.

Meiz said...

"It’s true I do wear a scarf and it’s true I loved Saved by The Bell as a kid, but to say I listen to white music is crazy. All you gotta do is look at my iPod and you’ll see that’s not true. On my recently played list, I got Darius Rucker (BLACK DUDE), Michael Jackson (USED TO BE A BLACK DUDE), K-Ci and Jojo (TWO BLACK DUDES), and Enrique Iglesias (MEXICAN DUDE). That’s not to mention all the African music that I listen to, such as Dave Matthews."


Hilarity

Blueshon said...

dave is south african....

Blueshon said...

in case you didn't get the joke

tem said...

my reader is out on vacation for the rest of the day.

i don't know what anyone is saying until i find someone else to read these comments to me.

Blueshon said...

i choose not to read blogs unless there is nudity involved

Blueshon said...

some ghm pictures really disappoint me.

like the chick looks super hot with clothes on...and then bam...yuck

Jugdish said...

SI.com: Tell me a good road-trip story.

Cooley: The year we won five in a row at the end of the season to make the playoffs, we played the Rams in St. Louis, and that morning six or seven of us had a bacon-eating contest. I had 39 pieces of bacon. And dude, if you've ever been to St. Louis, the bacon is UNBELIEVABLE. It's mandatory to eat bacon in St. Louis. It's amazing. Anyway, we won the game, and it was the best game I played all year. I felt like s---, but I had seven or eight catches.

Blueshon said...

bacon is like steroids.

Blueshon said...

maybe i should go to St. Louis just for the bacon

Jugdish said...

you should not be going anywhere for anything swine related

Blueshon said...

you mean H1N1 related

Jugdish said...

masks

El Padrino said...

failed myspace picture

tem said...

i wish i could read.

Blueshon said...

gross

El Padrino said...

iron shiek pisses his pants nowadays

Jugdish said...

Obama fixing college football too

Jugdish said...

DH rule is next

Keith S said...

"How early will new lady leave today?

My guess is noon."


I'm leaving at noon today

Keith S said...

"just got asked what day is cinco de mayo"


Not everyone speaks Spanish

Keith S said...

"The guy that's seeing csilk looks like the kind of guy that is a glutton for punishment/craziness."


He's a glutton for getting laid

Beth said...

This is how EP would try to get out of jury duty.You have to read this guy's notarized affidavit.

El Padrino said...

awesome

spaceman spiff said...

"On Sunday, third-round draft choice Kevin Barnes said fellow cornerback Fred Smoot was "getting a little bit older."......"


stoopid rook, gonna get hazed worse now

spaceman spiff said...

damn, how good would the bulls be with a coach

Keith S said...

The number of confirmed cases of the H1N1 virus stands at 331 people, the World Health Organization said Friday.


That's .01% of the total population

El Padrino said...

isnt del harris coaching that team anyway

El Padrino said...

that joke is old and tired

put it to bed already

spaceman spiff said...

rook can hit though, made the cal RB puke after a hit, and even had his own teammate taken off in a stretcher during a practice or scrimmage

El Padrino said...

*cure your face is old and tired joke which is equally old and tired

El Padrino said...

*cue

Keith S said...

"that joke is old and tired"


Agree to disagree

Keith S said...

I like when EP talks about something being old and tired because that just extends the contract.

spaceman spiff said...

"that joke is old and tired

put it to bed already"

way to re-ignite the flame, you always do

spaceman spiff said...

i2i

El Padrino said...

"way to re-ignite the flame, you always do"

it is though, i mean really no one laughs at these anymore except keef

El Padrino said...

especially since everyone knows what i meant

Keith S said...

Who says I laugh at them?

Keith S said...

Your reaction is the funny part

Keith S said...

"especially since everyone knows what i meant"


Yeah, you meant there were 300 million people in the world.

El Padrino said...

i dont react to them anymore
shit be corny you

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, you meant there were 300 million people in the world."

if you believe that then your steve

Keith S said...

You don't mean that

Keith S said...

I was looking through my camcorder tapes last night trying to find a blank one for thise weekend. I found the one of when I was in NYC a few years ago. I wrote "Greatest video in the world" on it.

ns

Steve said...

EP doesn't like being picked on. He can dish it out alright, but it turns into a bitter old lady when it gets put back on him.

Steve said...

*he

isiah thompson said...

dat dood's blog, re: club trillion

comes from him getting 1 min in the box score and the rest zeroes.

spiffg has had him on the podcast a couple times.

isiah thompson said...

Joke Noah play was hdh. It ripped Boston's heart out.

Rondo is getting suspended for Game 7 right?

Keith S said...

The was also mize's stats

isiah thompson said...

Re: Hatton

I like the pick.

Keith S said...

What did Rondo do?

isiah thompson said...

that D Rose block at the end was hdh also.

El Padrino said...

"I found the one of when I was in NYC a few years ago. I wrote "Greatest video in the world" on it."

hahahahah awesome

Keith S said...

mize, you saw the link for free XBox live this weekend, right?

El Padrino said...

"EP doesn't like being picked on. He can dish it out alright, but it turns into a bitter old lady when it gets put back on him."

yea sure, if you say so Warren

isiah thompson said...

yea sure, if you say so Warren

some jokes will never get old:

Warren
300 milly
quitting
socks
any Deke related joke
temlonely

etc

El Padrino said...

that D Rose block at the end was hdh also.

yes, did you see though at the end when rondo was fittin' to shoot the ball or heave it, he backed away i guess afreaid to foul?

gave him a good look at that

El Padrino said...

afreaid is solid

kodiac said...

LOV horserace was solid; posted on my birfday I noticed as well

El Padrino said...

i like how rivers put in tony allen instead of Starbury

kodiac said...

I would not have used "solid" if I had scene EP's earlier comment

Keith S said...

scene is solid

El Padrino said...

solidness all around

kodiac said...

that reminds me, I'm hitting 30 in a few weeks

-I used to say I was going to quit smoking when I turn 30...I no longer say that

spaceman spiff said...

"Joke Noah play was hdh. It ripped Boston's heart out."

pierce was dumb too, to foul out on that play, had no chance to stop him(noah with the ball faster than pierce running has to sting the nostrils, noah aint a PG)

"Rondo is getting suspended for Game 7 right?"

yea fucking right, NBA hasnt gotten the OFB memo

isiah thompson said...

has this story gotten run here?

re: UGA prof 187'ing his wife and others, someone was probably tapping that ass and he got pissed.

isiah thompson said...

-I used to say I was going to quit smoking when I turn 30...I no longer say that

grandpa's and smoking go hand in hand

spaceman spiff said...

"that D Rose block at the end was hdh also."

he's good at guarding the turnaround J, he's even blocked pierce on one of those at least

kodiac said...

re: UGA prof 187'ing his wife and others, someone was probably tapping that ass and he got pissed.

-I linked to it...but several days ago, so I don't think it's cumfastery

isiah thompson said...

pierce was dumb too, to foul out on that play, had no chance to stop him(noah with the ball faster than pierce running has to sting the nostrils, noah aint a PG)


noah was rocking the head high dribble also, it was suite

kodiac said...

grandpa's and smoking go hand in hand

troof; maybe I should switch to a pipe

isiah thompson said...

-I linked to it...but several days ago, so I don't think it's cumfastery

my link was the fiba* finding his ride

Steve said...

"I used to say I was going to quit smoking"


go for it. i've been almost 3 months without a cig.

Keith S said...

"maybe I should switch to a pipe"

Yes, do that.

ns

kodiac said...

go for it. i've been almost 3 months without a cig.

-congrats(ns)!

Keith S said...

"go for it. i've been almost 3 months without a cig."

Switching from cigs to dong is not forward progress

wadr

Steve said...

"Switching from cigs to dong is not forward progress"

i don't know if that's a gay joke or if you meant to say bong.

kodiac said...

i don't know if that's a gay joke or if you meant to say bong.

Keith said it, I think you should probably know the answer to that

El Padrino said...

He "was an insecure prima donna who made a clubhouse attendant load his toothbrush with toothpaste after every game in his three seasons with the Texas Rangers" and "During a series in Texas, Roberts writes, A-Rod went to a sex club while his wife, Cynthia, pregnant with their first child, was at home in New York."

Steve said...

"congrats(ns)!"

gracias.

Keith S said...

kod knows

El Padrino said...

"The book also accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opponents during blowouts and that he expected those players to reciprocate when he needed a hit and it would not affect the outcome of games."

Keith S said...

ARod is just a horrible person

Keith S said...

"The book also accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opponents during blowouts and that he expected those players to reciprocate when he needed a hit and it would not affect the outcome of games."


El Padrino

isiah thompson said...

"The book also accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opponents during blowouts and that he expected those players to reciprocate when he needed a hit and it would not affect the outcome of games."

El Padrino

isiah thompson said...

suite i2i

Keith S said...

exact i2i's are the better

El Padrino said...

yeah like i care

El Padrino said...

man arod got issues

did he have a daddy?

El Padrino said...

bible doesnt say if he had a daddy

El Padrino said...

"Rodriguez was a star shortstop at Miami's Westminster Christian High School. In 100 games he batted .419with 90 steals"

El Padrino said...

"He was first team prep All-American as a senior, hitting .505 with 9 home runs, 36 RBI, and 35 steals in 35 tries in 33 games"

goddamn

El Padrino said...

"Rodriguez signed a letter of intent to play baseball for the University of Miami and was also recruited by the university to play quarterback for its football team. Rodriguez turned down Miami's baseball scholarship and never played college baseball, opting instead to sign with the Seattle Mariners after being selected in the first round of the amateur draft at the age of 17"


Miami QB?

El Padrino said...

that could have been a different road

Steve said...

I'm sure it's not supposed to be funny, but it kinda is.

Steve said...

Jihad Vanity Fair

Steve said...

Megan

Meiz said...

"mize, you saw the link for free XBox live this weekend, right?"


Yes

Jugdish said...

Jalen Rose's keys for the bulls to win game 7:

* Gordon/Rose must get off to good starts and play consistent through the whole game
* Salmons/Miller/Hinrich all need to play similar games than they did last night


Thanks Jalen!

Keith S said...

* Bulls need to score more points than the Celtics

Jugdish said...

yes!

Keith S said...

Sears Tower ledge looks suite

Jugdish said...

A-Rod was a mess fan growing up...good to know

Keith S said...

SG today was lame

Keith S said...

Jilarity

JFreak said...

"Speaking of Ponies, my LOV HORSERACE post still holds water."

"I think Rajon Rondo stinks."

"like T said, if Rando is on a different team we all root for him

turning into a really really good player"

JFreak said...

I see no water holding.

Lots of holes.

Meiz said...

New classic from dummy:


Its got to do with the economy. I think the people that do have money to spend are embarrassed to spend it. Like, gee, I hope nobody thinks I'm a snob for spending this money.

El Padrino said...

"I see no water holding.

Lots of holes."

he was terrible
he's better

the holding water was the racehorse jokes dickweed

El Padrino said...

Warren: Have you seen my baseball?

El Padrino said...

vitamin d >>>>>>> vitamin C

trust ur boy

Beth said...

"re: UGA prof 187'ing his wife and others, someone was probably tapping that ass and he got pissed"

As you might expect, this continuing story is huge news around here.

Keith S said...

beth, does UGA have someone to come in and replace Corky?

Beth said...

Your concern for UGA is touching keith.

Keith S said...

Not so much concern, just want to know what ASU has to face

El Padrino said...

keef did i hear you were a fan of counting crows?

El Padrino said...

cmep and ep are not talking

ep prefers this
massive beer drinking tonight
possibly a 12 pk

El Padrino said...

bass ale, 12pk $11.99


DET

El Padrino said...

taking off cinco de mayo
gonna walk around town and hand out keef sanchez's

El Padrino said...

i went on the jets website to make a custom sanchez jersey but i put:

D. Sanchez

and ordered it, paid for it, just got an email that says my order was removed.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

See Detailed Image Below


Selected options:
Name: Dirty Sanchez
Number: 6
Size: Large

JFreak said...

Just say it was a duaner sanchez jersey and yell at them.

El Padrino said...

Trying again....

JFreak said...

neverminds.

El Padrino said...

RESTRICTIONS:
Please note that we cannot produce jerseys of retired, deceased, traded, or past players or current player nicknames. We also cannot produce drafted player jerseys with their name and number until they have officially signed with the NFL and Players Inc.. Further orders with no name and number or inappropriate or vulgar names will not be produced.

dammit

El Padrino said...

I need a screen press, wanted one to make tshirt anyway i should just pony up and buy it

Beth said...

"Not so much concern, just want to know what ASU has to face"

They have a rising senior (Joe Cox) who according to all the reports from spring practices is doing really well so who knows. From what I've read he doesn't have a strong arm but is pretty accurate.

El Padrino said...

Joe Cox is pretty accurate?

I think TWBS

Keith S said...

"keef did i hear you were a fan of counting crows?"

I am

Keith S said...

I got an 18 pk of Bud Light for tonight, $11.99.

spaceman spiff said...

entertainer of the year danny gans is dead at 52

Keith S said...

Danny Gans




flank steak

Meiz said...

This ginger kid is straight up
busting a move.

Meiz said...

"entertainer of the year danny gans is dead at 52"


Woah. Heart attack or drugs?

Keith S said...

glock

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