That was probably the best basketball game I ever seen. Fucking incredible. It had everything. Near scuffle, 15 different KG scowls/reactions, Doc Rivers face, Vinny Del Negro face, Derrik Rose, Jesus Shuttlesworffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, crying big baby, brad miller real spooky smile, Perkins I want to murder everyone in this arena face, Paul Pierce acting cunty, joe crawford being joe crawford and of course a fuck boston loss.
Poor Brian Scalabrine. He tries so hard not to be involved in the play, running opposite of wherever the ball is. And lose the white head band bro. You need not to draw attention to yourself.
That shit was off the meat hook. This series needed a Game 7. If it's a blowout I'm a be pissed.
Fucking Ray Allen. He is awesome. And this John Salmons putting up numbers. This the dood from Sacramento?
Imagine if we all loved hockey, surfing, tennis, bowling and soccer. Like we love baseball, football, basketball and porn. The world would be upside down.
We'd be like yo did you see Kelly Slater rip that bogus wave last night!
Yo, did you see Petey Webber's perfect game? Or aren't you pumped Seattle got a MLS team!
Boxing this weekend. I think Hatton wins.
As far as the ponies go how could you not love the favorite's name, I Want Revenge is a great horse name. I like Papa Clem (really blazed yesterday and won the Arkansas derby) and Desert Party to at least show. Dunkirk is a popular pick suddenly. I'm not so sure. The trainer is 0-21 in the big one. Just to note the track should be a bit sloppy. Rain on and off in Kentucky with only a high of 65 degrees.
Speaking of Ponies, my LOV HORSERACE post still holds water.
Don't forget it's Friday.
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suite
was zack morris driving it
Some lady who works here just had to take off for the day cause her kid's daycare is closing cause the cook is showing "swine flu symptoms".
Get a grip people.
it's bad out there
cmep is taking bemp to the dr. this morning because bemp has "green boogers" and sneezed a couple of times
i slept on the couch last night
was TP on the couch too?
How early will new lady leave today?
My guess is noon.
I loved Joke Noah's steal & dunk last night.
He's the perfect agitator, and he's willing to take the abuse for it.
i wish ray allen had the swine flu
I loved Joke Noah's steal & dunk last night.
that was awesome!
"was zack morris driving it"
super tinted windows. couldn't tell.
the joke noah scream to punctuate was GOLD
"Jesus Shuttlesworth can suck the cock"
*fized
i took a picture of it, but it did not turn out well.
kirk hinrich showing some testicular fortitude
i haven't watched 1 game from this series.
i haven't watched 1 game all playoffs.
when doug collins said the ball kirk did the "Hinrich Maneuver" on the a steal was so not funny I died laughing
i've watched more hockey than basketball.
i've watched more spring football than hockey and basketball combined.
Tem, you're crazy. Hockey, and fake college football suck.
Do the Pens even have an enforcer to protect Sid? Seems like he gets punked a lot with no repercussions.
tem sucks
"Do the Pens even have an enforcer to protect Sid?"
yes. the refs.
in my crazy dream last night, i was on a plane, taking a trip somewhere, i don't know where, but there was a group of us, and tem was in the group. he sat on the plane in front of me and kept making out with the chick i wanted to hook up with...but i had to act not pissed because he's cool...but i was pissed
so i'm still pissed at you tem.
and then we went to arby's
wow, it debunks the temlonely theory
"with the chick i wanted to hook up with"
quit trying to dream cheat on cmblue.
"and then we went to arby's"
Did you bring me leftovers?
just got asked what day is cinco de mayo
rif
maybe you were already at Arbys
maybe they meant what day of the week
i don't think i actually dreamcheated on her this time
"maybe they meant what day of the week"
every desk has a calendar
maybe they were meizy
"i don't think i actually dreamcheated on her this time"
yeah because you were being nice to me and letting me have my moment.
but if i weren't there you would have jumped that chick.
What day is sinko day maio
may 5th
dos equis and salsa
insufferable
"dos equis and salsa"
i hope you have chips too.
"If you actually have flu-like symptoms — a fever above 100° F, headache, sore throat, body aches, chills or fatigue — and you live in an area where there have been confirmed swine flu cases, by all means report to your doctor. Otherwise, leave the hospital to the sick people."
finally some sense
i'm going to the hospital as soon as i get any symptoms
That is a low quality tattoo. Looks like his cousin Fitzy did it out on the patio.
And the worst part is, it probably cost him a grand.
The guy that's seeing csilk looks like the kind of guy that is a glutton for punishment/craziness.
swine flu question
then its a good fit.
A good fit indeed
indeed, yes.
rockets advance without mc grady
yeah, he is a loser.
On Sunday, third-round draft choice Kevin Barnes said fellow cornerback Fred Smoot was "getting a little bit older." Smoot, 30, responded to the rookie today. "They come in like that until they go to three days of [minicamp] and [then] they humble," Smoot said. "It don't bother me. I'm going to take him through some things. I haven't seen the guy. I don't even know his name and I love football so that tells you [something]. I know who's going to get drafted where. I didn't know the kid." (Washington Times)
did you see artest in the stands? It worked out a little better for him this time around.
Did anyone hear about the 12th man on OSU's basketball team who entered the NBA draft, and the NBA told him he had to remove his name from the draft because they didn't want him making a mockery of the process.
i did not see artest in the stands.
"Did anyone hear about the 12th man on OSU's basketball team who entered the NBA draft, and the NBA told him he had to remove his name from the draft because they didn't want him making a mockery of the process."
yes
he has a blog. it is apparently quite funny.
well what's his fucking name?
Holding out on hilarity is BS.
"Did anyone hear about the 12th man on OSU's basketball team who entered the NBA draft, and the NBA told him he had to remove his name from the draft because they didn't want him making a mockery of the process."
I hadn't so just looked it up. Apparently he did it as a joke, going so far as to write the NBA and tell them, "If I get drafted by a team that has No. 34 retired or somebody already wearing it, you should let me be the first player to have a three digit jersey number." Kinda funny actually.
his blog has something to do with zillion or something
Meiz, his name is Mark Titus.
Thank you, Beth.
bitch of the day
His blog reminds me of Paul Shirley.
i have never read his blog.
just heard it is funny.
"It’s true I do wear a scarf and it’s true I loved Saved by The Bell as a kid, but to say I listen to white music is crazy. All you gotta do is look at my iPod and you’ll see that’s not true. On my recently played list, I got Darius Rucker (BLACK DUDE), Michael Jackson (USED TO BE A BLACK DUDE), K-Ci and Jojo (TWO BLACK DUDES), and Enrique Iglesias (MEXICAN DUDE). That’s not to mention all the African music that I listen to, such as Dave Matthews."
Hilarity
dave is south african....
in case you didn't get the joke
my reader is out on vacation for the rest of the day.
i don't know what anyone is saying until i find someone else to read these comments to me.
i choose not to read blogs unless there is nudity involved
some ghm pictures really disappoint me.
like the chick looks super hot with clothes on...and then bam...yuck
SI.com: Tell me a good road-trip story.
Cooley: The year we won five in a row at the end of the season to make the playoffs, we played the Rams in St. Louis, and that morning six or seven of us had a bacon-eating contest. I had 39 pieces of bacon. And dude, if you've ever been to St. Louis, the bacon is UNBELIEVABLE. It's mandatory to eat bacon in St. Louis. It's amazing. Anyway, we won the game, and it was the best game I played all year. I felt like s---, but I had seven or eight catches.
bacon is like steroids.
maybe i should go to St. Louis just for the bacon
you should not be going anywhere for anything swine related
you mean H1N1 related
masks
failed myspace picture
i wish i could read.
gross
iron shiek pisses his pants nowadays
Obama fixing college football too
DH rule is next
"How early will new lady leave today?
My guess is noon."
I'm leaving at noon today
"just got asked what day is cinco de mayo"
Not everyone speaks Spanish
"The guy that's seeing csilk looks like the kind of guy that is a glutton for punishment/craziness."
He's a glutton for getting laid
This is how EP would try to get out of jury duty.You have to read this guy's notarized affidavit.
awesome
"On Sunday, third-round draft choice Kevin Barnes said fellow cornerback Fred Smoot was "getting a little bit older."......"
stoopid rook, gonna get hazed worse now
damn, how good would the bulls be with a coach
The number of confirmed cases of the H1N1 virus stands at 331 people, the World Health Organization said Friday.
That's .01% of the total population
isnt del harris coaching that team anyway
that joke is old and tired
put it to bed already
rook can hit though, made the cal RB puke after a hit, and even had his own teammate taken off in a stretcher during a practice or scrimmage
*cure your face is old and tired joke which is equally old and tired
*cue
"that joke is old and tired"
Agree to disagree
I like when EP talks about something being old and tired because that just extends the contract.
"that joke is old and tired
put it to bed already"
way to re-ignite the flame, you always do
i2i
"way to re-ignite the flame, you always do"
it is though, i mean really no one laughs at these anymore except keef
especially since everyone knows what i meant
Who says I laugh at them?
Your reaction is the funny part
"especially since everyone knows what i meant"
Yeah, you meant there were 300 million people in the world.
i dont react to them anymore
shit be corny you
"Yeah, you meant there were 300 million people in the world."
if you believe that then your steve
You don't mean that
I was looking through my camcorder tapes last night trying to find a blank one for thise weekend. I found the one of when I was in NYC a few years ago. I wrote "Greatest video in the world" on it.
ns
EP doesn't like being picked on. He can dish it out alright, but it turns into a bitter old lady when it gets put back on him.
*he
dat dood's blog, re: club trillion
comes from him getting 1 min in the box score and the rest zeroes.
spiffg has had him on the podcast a couple times.
Joke Noah play was hdh. It ripped Boston's heart out.
Rondo is getting suspended for Game 7 right?
The was also mize's stats
Re: Hatton
I like the pick.
What did Rondo do?
that D Rose block at the end was hdh also.
"I found the one of when I was in NYC a few years ago. I wrote "Greatest video in the world" on it."
hahahahah awesome
mize, you saw the link for free XBox live this weekend, right?
"EP doesn't like being picked on. He can dish it out alright, but it turns into a bitter old lady when it gets put back on him."
yea sure, if you say so Warren
yea sure, if you say so Warren
some jokes will never get old:
Warren
300 milly
quitting
socks
any Deke related joke
temlonely
etc
that D Rose block at the end was hdh also.
yes, did you see though at the end when rondo was fittin' to shoot the ball or heave it, he backed away i guess afreaid to foul?
gave him a good look at that
afreaid is solid
LOV horserace was solid; posted on my birfday I noticed as well
i like how rivers put in tony allen instead of Starbury
I would not have used "solid" if I had scene EP's earlier comment
scene is solid
solidness all around
that reminds me, I'm hitting 30 in a few weeks
-I used to say I was going to quit smoking when I turn 30...I no longer say that
"Joke Noah play was hdh. It ripped Boston's heart out."
pierce was dumb too, to foul out on that play, had no chance to stop him(noah with the ball faster than pierce running has to sting the nostrils, noah aint a PG)
"Rondo is getting suspended for Game 7 right?"
yea fucking right, NBA hasnt gotten the OFB memo
has this story gotten run here?
re: UGA prof 187'ing his wife and others, someone was probably tapping that ass and he got pissed.
-I used to say I was going to quit smoking when I turn 30...I no longer say that
grandpa's and smoking go hand in hand
"that D Rose block at the end was hdh also."
he's good at guarding the turnaround J, he's even blocked pierce on one of those at least
re: UGA prof 187'ing his wife and others, someone was probably tapping that ass and he got pissed.
-I linked to it...but several days ago, so I don't think it's cumfastery
pierce was dumb too, to foul out on that play, had no chance to stop him(noah with the ball faster than pierce running has to sting the nostrils, noah aint a PG)
noah was rocking the head high dribble also, it was suite
grandpa's and smoking go hand in hand
troof; maybe I should switch to a pipe
-I linked to it...but several days ago, so I don't think it's cumfastery
my link was the fiba* finding his ride
"I used to say I was going to quit smoking"
go for it. i've been almost 3 months without a cig.
"maybe I should switch to a pipe"
Yes, do that.
ns
go for it. i've been almost 3 months without a cig.
-congrats(ns)!
"go for it. i've been almost 3 months without a cig."
Switching from cigs to dong is not forward progress
wadr
"Switching from cigs to dong is not forward progress"
i don't know if that's a gay joke or if you meant to say bong.
i don't know if that's a gay joke or if you meant to say bong.
Keith said it, I think you should probably know the answer to that
He "was an insecure prima donna who made a clubhouse attendant load his toothbrush with toothpaste after every game in his three seasons with the Texas Rangers" and "During a series in Texas, Roberts writes, A-Rod went to a sex club while his wife, Cynthia, pregnant with their first child, was at home in New York."
"congrats(ns)!"
gracias.
kod knows
"The book also accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opponents during blowouts and that he expected those players to reciprocate when he needed a hit and it would not affect the outcome of games."
ARod is just a horrible person
"The book also accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opponents during blowouts and that he expected those players to reciprocate when he needed a hit and it would not affect the outcome of games."
El Padrino
"The book also accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opponents during blowouts and that he expected those players to reciprocate when he needed a hit and it would not affect the outcome of games."
El Padrino
suite i2i
exact i2i's are the better
yeah like i care
man arod got issues
did he have a daddy?
bible doesnt say if he had a daddy
"Rodriguez was a star shortstop at Miami's Westminster Christian High School. In 100 games he batted .419with 90 steals"
"He was first team prep All-American as a senior, hitting .505 with 9 home runs, 36 RBI, and 35 steals in 35 tries in 33 games"
goddamn
"Rodriguez signed a letter of intent to play baseball for the University of Miami and was also recruited by the university to play quarterback for its football team. Rodriguez turned down Miami's baseball scholarship and never played college baseball, opting instead to sign with the Seattle Mariners after being selected in the first round of the amateur draft at the age of 17"
Miami QB?
that could have been a different road
I'm sure it's not supposed to be funny, but it kinda is.
Jihad Vanity Fair
Megan
"mize, you saw the link for free XBox live this weekend, right?"
Yes
Jalen Rose's keys for the bulls to win game 7:
* Gordon/Rose must get off to good starts and play consistent through the whole game
* Salmons/Miller/Hinrich all need to play similar games than they did last night
Thanks Jalen!
* Bulls need to score more points than the Celtics
yes!
Sears Tower ledge looks suite
A-Rod was a mess fan growing up...good to know
SG today was lame
Jilarity
"Speaking of Ponies, my LOV HORSERACE post still holds water."
"I think Rajon Rondo stinks."
"like T said, if Rando is on a different team we all root for him
turning into a really really good player"
I see no water holding.
Lots of holes.
New classic from dummy:
Its got to do with the economy. I think the people that do have money to spend are embarrassed to spend it. Like, gee, I hope nobody thinks I'm a snob for spending this money.
"I see no water holding.
Lots of holes."
he was terrible
he's better
the holding water was the racehorse jokes dickweed
Warren: Have you seen my baseball?
vitamin d >>>>>>> vitamin C
trust ur boy
"re: UGA prof 187'ing his wife and others, someone was probably tapping that ass and he got pissed"
As you might expect, this continuing story is huge news around here.
beth, does UGA have someone to come in and replace Corky?
Your concern for UGA is touching keith.
Not so much concern, just want to know what ASU has to face
keef did i hear you were a fan of counting crows?
cmep and ep are not talking
ep prefers this
massive beer drinking tonight
possibly a 12 pk
bass ale, 12pk $11.99
DET
taking off cinco de mayo
gonna walk around town and hand out keef sanchez's
i went on the jets website to make a custom sanchez jersey but i put:
D. Sanchez
and ordered it, paid for it, just got an email that says my order was removed.
hilarity
See Detailed Image Below
Selected options:
Name: Dirty Sanchez
Number: 6
Size: Large
Just say it was a duaner sanchez jersey and yell at them.
Trying again....
neverminds.
RESTRICTIONS:
Please note that we cannot produce jerseys of retired, deceased, traded, or past players or current player nicknames. We also cannot produce drafted player jerseys with their name and number until they have officially signed with the NFL and Players Inc.. Further orders with no name and number or inappropriate or vulgar names will not be produced.
dammit
I need a screen press, wanted one to make tshirt anyway i should just pony up and buy it
"Not so much concern, just want to know what ASU has to face"
They have a rising senior (Joe Cox) who according to all the reports from spring practices is doing really well so who knows. From what I've read he doesn't have a strong arm but is pretty accurate.
Joe Cox is pretty accurate?
I think TWBS
"keef did i hear you were a fan of counting crows?"
I am
I got an 18 pk of Bud Light for tonight, $11.99.
entertainer of the year danny gans is dead at 52
Danny Gans
flank steak
This ginger kid is straight up
busting a move.
"entertainer of the year danny gans is dead at 52"
Woah. Heart attack or drugs?
glock
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