Friday, May 29, 2009

It's 6:48AM, EST, and I have to post something.

Not so fast my friend. What great quote from Corso. Get well buddy, Ineed like 5 more years of your hilarity on Saturday mornings, mush or no mush your hysterical.

Well, Bron bron's might lose Sat night but it won't be in front of thier fans. He sort of made sure of that last night. Mo Williams has a tattoo of a pitbull on his shoulder. The tattoo's on these NBA players has really gotten out of hand. Especially since they only play til like 35-40. Don't they realize that those things are permanent. I know I'm not breaking news here but you could barely see them. Is that why they get more than 5. I mean what's wrong with 2 or 3. You really need 18, and all above your waist? Delonte West looks ridiculous. And something is wrong with his face. When is the neck tat going to go out of style?

Nuggs will force a Game 7 tonight. Lock it up.

Terrel Owens hates the Cowboys. So the list now includes the 49ers, the Iggles and the Cowboys. He'll hate the Bills soon too.

Speaking of Cowboys, they don't win 8 games this year. Mark it down. Also did I hear they got the 2010 NBA All-Star game at the new Stadium? That ought to be a real spectacle.

Stan Van Gundy has to be the worst dressed coach ever. It doesn't help that he is way shorter than me, clocking in at a tiny 5'6 (and a half). Dwight Howard must look like Gulliver to him. His reactions to non call's rank up thier with D'Antoni.

Big Z got 6 games. That's alot. He's a dick though so whatever.

It's official David Ortiz blows. Good drop keef. I'm a fool.

NY Times little piece on Trevor Hoffman, I like Jack Curry's work

I just sneezed on the keyboard. It was unexpected. I should go now.

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H said...

First

H said...

Tem I read your comment about striking out at the age appropriate bar. Dude I think I need to fly out there and be your wingman for the weekend. I think I can get you laid.

H said...

And once I become a famous rock star I will bring you on tour. Then you'll definitely score.

H said...

My new life goal is to get tem laid

H said...

Yes its a slow morning in the cab

tem said...

i like H's new goal.

H said...

All joking aside, I'm considering making a run at the next american idol

H said...

They have an age limit of 29, so I'm running out of time.

tem said...

it costs $7 to take a cab 1.5 miles here.

that is what some lady with an open heart surgery scar told me.

i told her to find an age appropriate bar.

tem said...

get to it H.

auditions are soon.


i'll power text vote for you if you make it on.

Beth said...

"All joking aside, I'm considering making a run at the next american idol"

H, you've been away from LOV too long. This is supposed to be written as:

"I'm considering making a run at the next american idol. NS"

tem said...

now you can also write it as AJA

Beth said...

"now you can also write it as AJA"

I like it, more initials for EP to still be clueless about after they've been used about a hundred times.

tem said...

AJA i did talk to a chick with an open heart surgery scar...two actually. but she kept asking me if she was "at least 50,000 times hotter than that girl across the bar."

i just kept dodging the question.

tem said...

AJA i need to go to work now.

Steve said...

"i'll power text vote for you if you make it on."

damn right

but after you get rich i want $100.00 per text i send in.

Jugdish said...

All joking aside, I'm considering making a run at the next american idol


do it!

what would you sing for your audition?

Jugdish said...

tem was an angry elf last night

Beth said...

"AJA i did talk to a chick with an open heart surgery scar...two actually. but she kept asking me if she was "at least 50,000 times hotter than that girl across the bar."

Piece of (serious) friendly female advice Tem - unless she's crazy hot stay far far away from that chick. If she's asking you questions like that when you first meet her she has serious self-esteem issues, more than the standard woman does.

And if she IS crazy hot, be sure and give her a fake name and phone number and go to her place so that she can't track you down afterwards. :-)

Beth said...

"tem was an angry elf last night"

I love that movie!

Jugdish said...

today = payday


suite

H said...

"what would you sing for your audition?"

Piano Man

H said...

$7 will get you 2 miles in my cab

El Padrino said...

h why would you steal tits spot ona friday

El Padrino said...

what's AJA

El Padrino said...

s

El Padrino said...

H please tryout, I want to live vicariosuly through you. For some reason I think I can sing, prolly cuz I think I'm good at everything.

sucks your from boston though, as I will be unable to vote for you

Jugdish said...

For some reason I think I can sing


please post a video of this

thanks and regards

El Padrino said...

I would sing Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers.

Jugdish said...

I would sing Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers.

please post a video of this

thanks and regards

H said...

If I ever get on tv I'll have an LOV T-shirt made up. Get us some pub...

Jugdish said...

im an idol watcher...kris allen sang that on the finale and hit it out of the park

Jugdish said...

Seacrest: whats lov?

H: just a bunch of douche bags with nothing to do and NO WHERE TO GO!

Steve said...

"If I ever get on tv I'll have an LOV T-shirt made up. Get us some pub..."

negative. soccer moms and teenage girls would not like us.

it would cost you votes.

Beth said...

"im an idol watcher"

And here I thought you were straight...

s

H said...

Jug I just lol'ed for real

El Padrino said...

"im an idol watcher...kris allen sang that on the finale and hit it out of the park"

I know, I have that song on my ipod by 14 different artists, can't get enough of it, I think I like Al Green's version the best

Jugdish said...

And here I thought you were straight...


there are worse things

Jugdish said...

I am WAY hungover today

El Padrino said...

you need bacon

Jugdish said...

i got donuts since i was late to work...that's how i roll

Jugdish said...

bacon sounds delicious though

Jugdish said...

If i was on idol i would sing jessica by the Allman brothers

El Padrino said...

good choice

El Padrino said...

Please youtube it.

H said...

I'm surprised no one knocked my song selection...

Steve said...

"I'm surprised no one knocked my song selection..."


who would knock Billy Joel

El Padrino said...

Piano Man is an awesome song crazy h

tem said...

"you need bacon"


big discussion at the bar last night about whether or not bacon was the best food ever.

apparently some survey confirmed it was.

tem said...

piano man is a good song indeed.

tem said...

i'd sing something from grease 2.


s

tem said...

AJA i am a horrible singer.

tem said...

if i had to i would sing All These Years by Sawyer Brown.

Beth said...

Jug: "If i was on idol i would sing jessica by the Allman brothers"

EP: "good choice"

I'm trying to figure out if EP swydt or not.

El Padrino said...

"big discussion at the bar last night about whether or not bacon was the best food ever.

apparently some survey confirmed it was."

tie, pizza and bacon are the two most perfect foods

Jugdish said...

I'm trying to figure out if EP swydt or not.


i don't think he did, sadly i am mutombo'd on metube

Jugdish said...

jessica

El Padrino said...

"I'm trying to figure out if EP swydt or not."

i know it's an instrumental if that's what your sayin

El Padrino said...

i should have said

good song

S

El Padrino said...

hillbilly

tem said...

"tie, pizza and bacon are the two most perfect foods"

so pizza with bacon on it wins?

tem said...

also they said the survey picked chocolate as #2 best.

Beth said...

"i know it's an instrumental if that's what your sayin"

I'm shocked AND surprised by this.

El Padrino said...

"o pizza with bacon on it wins?"

unstoppable

El Padrino said...

"I'm shocked AND surprised by this."

ISASBT*



*Fixed

El Padrino said...

i know music beth

Beth said...

"i know music beth"

You should do a website about it then.

s

El Padrino said...

good idea

H said...

"I know music Beth"

NY music is the worse*

Jugdish said...

www.hundredhits.com

Jugdish said...

Good Mohammed Hunting

El Padrino said...

i hate math

El Padrino said...

LAODICEAN

tem said...

math hates you.

El Padrino said...

tis true Mr. Bush, tis true

Jugdish said...

Did you see Cheney's speech? it was suite

El Padrino said...

absolutely I saw it

Jugdish said...

so's your face!

Steve said...

NYrs are bad at math.

Jugdish said...

North Korea launched another missle test. We need to sanction the hell out of them

Steve said...

maybe that's why they messed up Wall Street so bad.

tem said...

they like missles.

Bluggets said...

north korea is fucking up wall street?

Bluggets said...

big old breakfast burrito this am...good stuff

Steve said...

"We need to sanction the hell out of them"


sure. cause that's been working so well thus far.

El Padrino said...

north korea needs an ass whupping

Steve said...

does taco bell do breakfast?

if not, they should

Jugdish said...

sure. cause that's been working so well thus far.


AJA, I'm anxious to see what we do with them...they now consider themselves at war with us an SK

Bluggets said...

lets just send spiff over there to talk to them, he'll smooth things out with Kim Jong Il by finding some porn to show him

Jugdish said...

tits are the key to world peace

Steve said...

"he'll smooth things out with Kim Jong Il by finding some porn to show him"

send H too, he can get Kim laid.

Bluggets said...

what do you do when your whitesox are getting beat by the mariners 10-1 in the 6th inning...pose nude on a boyd's bears blanket of course.

nsfw probably

Bluggets said...

is it worth going to the new movie this weekend?

El Padrino said...

nice link, that's a real nice looking snatch

tem said...

what new movie?

go to terminator.

El Padrino said...

that was a muff wasnt it

tem said...

chuck norris is on his way to north korea.

the "war" will be over when chuck decides it is over.

Bluggets said...

is EP excited to meet the prince?

Bluggets said...

"that was a muff wasnt it"

yep, i just found it funny that she was obviously bored with the baseball game

Bluggets said...

damn whitesux fans anyway


she probably voted for obamer

Jugdish said...

yep, i just found it funny that she was obviously bored with the baseball game


what baseball game?

Steve said...

Fran Tarkenton joins the Farve bashing.

“I think he has been a great flamboyant quarterback, but he has made more stupid plays than any great quarterback that I’ve ever seen.”

Bluggets said...

jug is easily distracted...he could never be my wingman

Bluggets said...

oh look, it's el stevdrino

El Padrino said...

"Fran Tarkenton joins the Farve bashing."

isnt this el padrino?

Jugdish said...

El Stevefastcumdrino

El Padrino said...

"is EP excited to meet the prince?"

come again?

Jugdish said...

jug is easily distracted...he could never be my wingman

maybe she is a mariners fan

tem said...

fran tark talk is super elpadstevefast

Steve said...

well, shit.

Steve said...

are ya'll sure? sounds like you cold be mistaken.

Bluggets said...

"maybe she is a mariners fan"

no self respecting mariners fan would watch a game on WGN

tem said...

no, i am warm that i am not mistaken.

tem said...

"no self respecting mariners fan would watch a game on WGN"

what if she was in chicago?

Bluggets said...

iswydt

Jugdish said...

no self respecting mariners fan would watch a game on WGN

what baseball game?

tem said...

or ohio?

or not seattle?

Bluggets said...

c'mon you know there aren't mariner fans in those cities.

tem said...

haha, venus lost at the french open.

tem said...

"c'mon you know there aren't mariner fans in those cities"

touche

Jugdish said...

blue knows mariner baseball

El Padrino said...

he's a pac northewest guy, he knows all mountainous region sports

Jugdish said...

i wonder if there is a website that shows poon from that region

Bluggets said...

has anyone ever met a mariner fan...they're mythical

tem said...

like centaurs?

Jugdish said...

I'm going here for dinner tonight, and then here afterwards.

tem said...

sounds like a good night.

i like carrabas. went there with a friend of mine and her kid. her kid chewed a menu in half.

El Padrino said...

that's a good night

Bluggets said...

i used to go to carrabas once a year...authentic italian.

Bluggets said...

then it closed

tem said...

why just once a year?

Jugdish said...

i wonder what fran tarkenton thinks about this whole brett favre situation

Steve said...

"i wonder what fran tarkenton thinks about this whole brett favre situation"

i posted a link earlier, jug.

try to keep up.

El Padrino said...

TNT thought the jankees at the cavs game was entertaining

El Padrino said...

jayz with the mini fro

i see you son

Jugdish said...

What? when did that happen?

DARREN!!!

El Padrino said...

if lebron could easily score 80 points right? he's unstoppable when he goes to the hole

Beth said...

"that's a good night"

So EP, Carrabas is ok but OG is shit? I don't get it, they're both chains. I've been to both and found them similar I thought.

Jugdish said...

sbarro is the better

El Padrino said...

Montukumar Kalita
Gopika-S Vyas
Avinash Moily
Sweta Nair
Santosh-A Shetty
Saravana-M Kumar

sent an email to Mumbai, got anout office reply from these names.

El Padrino said...

"So EP, Carrabas is ok but OG is shit? I don't get it, they're both chains. I've been to both and found them similar I thought."

meant in the context of dinner and a show, moreso than the reference to a fake italian restaurant

and I've never been there so I can't really say if it's shit or not

El Padrino said...

most likely it's shit...but i can't say for sure

Jugdish said...

most likely it's shit...but i can't say for sure

its authentic...its in the Little Italy section of Webster, TX.

Steve said...

"got anout office reply from these names."


and? or is that it?

Steve said...

the two guys on the Carrabas commercials seem itilian too me.

or is that OG?

El Padrino said...

"and? or is that it?"

did you read the names? that's it

Jugdish said...

itilian food is the better

El Padrino said...

hahhahaa

Beth said...

"and I've never been there so I can't really say if it's shit or not"

Well since it's not in NY I think we all know the answer to that.

El Padrino said...

ben and jerry's made an Obama ice cream

El Padrino said...

"Well since it's not in NY I think we all know the answer to that."

not necessarily the case, ny has some shitty restaurants, it's just they have more better one's than anywhere else

the good to bad ratio is very good

Steve said...

new Prius is going to have an optional solar roof.

that's cool.

El Padrino said...

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your constant headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. However, he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit; it fitted perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fitted perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

El Padrino said...

tem buy this please I want to go out this weekend

El Padrino said...

this sort of rests my case on the waterboarding experiement that reported said was torture

El Padrino said...

the canned vagina is intriguing

El Padrino said...

nice piece on ive league sports

El Padrino said...

*ivy

El Padrino said...

Drag me to hell looks solid

El Padrino said...

damn birds

El Padrino said...

making an appearence at a theater to see this, first time out since dark knight

Meiz said...

"tem said...

i'd sing something from grease 2."



Whoooo's thay guy?

Steve said...

"this sort of rests my case"

good, then you can stop bringing it up.

Steve said...

i don't know if i've seen greese two. i'm sure i have, i just don't remember anything about it.

Jugdish said...

mEEz could sing this for his idol audition

Meiz said...

"5/29 Gary Sheffield (NYM - OF) Add Free Agents Beer Man Here! imasoilder1"





Just a formality, at this point.

Meiz said...

"mEEz could sing this for his idol audition"


I would probably sing My Cherie Amour

El Padrino said...

"Just a formality, at this point."

the WW is bare,i had no choice
besides, have you seen his numbers?
if he doesnt hit a hr he walks

Meiz said...

Where's Mr Straight Up Dickhead?

Keith S said...

"Montukumar Kalita
Gopika-S Vyas
Avinash Moily
Sweta Nair
Santosh-A Shetty
Saravana-M Kumar

sent an email to Mumbai, got anout office reply from these names."



I had to email someone yesterday whose prefix to his email address was "serial.facialiser"

ns

Keith S said...

"tem buy this please I want to go out this weekend"

AJA, you think you'll get $100 for that?

Meiz said...

"I had to email someone yesterday whose prefix to his email address was "serial.facialiser""


Good for him

Keith S said...

"5/29 Gary Sheffield (NYM - OF) Add Free Agents Beer Man Here! imasoilder1"



imasoilder1 gets me every time.

Meiz said...

I don't like the AJA era.


ns

El Padrino said...

"AJA, you think you'll get $100 for that?"

i should lower it

El Padrino said...

"imasoilder1 gets me every time."

eminem song

Meiz said...

"eminem song"


The country singer?

Keith S said...

"eminem song"

I know what imasoldier is, but imasoilder is hilarity

El Padrino said...

i will make a trade today in one of my baseball leagues, who wants to dance

Meiz said...

The lot of Beanies isn't gay at all

Keith S said...

If I wanted to get not 1 but 3 Winnie the Pooh pictures with a frame, where would I look?

Keith S said...

Good bacon deals

Keith S said...

EP, google Jessica Canizales

El Padrino said...

"The lot of Beanies isn't gay at all"

you and i both know those aint el pad's

El Padrino said...

"EP, google Jessica Canizales"

yes, very nice

Keith S said...

NYC has the worse cops

Meiz said...

So you're plain old lying in that listing?


Sounds about right for NY business.

Keith S said...

pot
kettle

El Padrino said...

"So you're plain old lying in that listing?


Sounds about right for NY business."

what am i lying about

El Padrino said...

"NYC has the worse cops"

i love how the media wants to make sure the cops were white, i can hear sharptons drums from here

El Padrino said...

offer in Y for keef and freak

El Padrino said...

blue let's dance

JFreak said...

I don't like it.

tem said...

"tem buy this please I want to go out this weekend"

not sure my fat ass fits into that size.

El Padrino said...

ok what do you like

El Padrino said...

i dont have any socks on my team so try and pick something else

Tyler said...

When it's time to rock a funky joint

Tyler said...

I'm on point

Tyler said...

When it's time to rock a funky jam

Tyler said...

I'm the man

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