Thursday, May 07, 2009

The Hate List

Going off of something Zeke and Keith were sort of talking about last night. My top 5 hated teams by sport. This vaguely seems like colov. I don't misremember if it is or not.

NFL
1. Patriots
2. Cowboys
3. Steelers
4. Raiders
5. Wherever Favre is playing

MLB
1. Yankees
2. White Sox
3. Mets
4. Red Sox
5. Cardinals

NBA
T1. Lakers, Knicks
3. Bulls
4. Chunder
5. Celtics

CFB
1. Purdue
2. USC
3. Michigan
4. Miami
5. Florida State

CBB
1. Purdue
2. Kentucky
3. Connecticut
4. Georgetown
5. Louisville

This makes me laugh every time I see it. Which is like 3 times. I love the overconfidence.


Scalabrine getting burned.


Rally car crashes are always fun

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Jugdish said...

Giggity!

Beth said...

From yesterday's comments:

Meiz: "Maybe Beth can answer this in AD. Why do women put so much undue stress on themselves? Just chill out. Everything isn't a fucking emergency."

Spiff: "how do you not know the answer to that. estrogen"

I think I've even said this before, Spiff is wise. Before I read spiff's response I was already thinking "that's an easy one, hormones".

Beth said...

And keith said this in yesterday's comments: "Also found out today that my boss' boss won the silver medal at the '96 Atlanta Olympics"

No one followed up but I'm curious so I'm going to ask - what did he get his medal in?

El Padrino said...

when keef said olympics he meant state championship

El Padrino said...

freak's baseball hate bothers me
how could you not hate the Cards #1 being a cub fan bottles my mind yo

El Padrino said...

santana pitched well keef
in case you didnt notice

El Padrino said...

time to read ad

Steve said...

"Also found out today that my boss' boss won the silver medal at the '96 Atlanta Olympics"


Read: My boss's boss started in 2 games on his jr high J.V. team.

Steve said...

Duke wasn't in the top 5.


::fist pumps::

"yea, baby!"

El Padrino said...

"I hope Eddie House gets the clap from some Boston chick tonight when he's out celebrating."

best comment on AD last night

Beth said...

"Duke wasn't in the top 5"

Not sure if that's something to celebrate, because if they'd been kicking butt lately I'm sure they'd have made the list.

El Padrino said...

portland driver was determined

Steve said...

"Not sure if that's something to celebrate, because if they'd been kicking butt lately I'm sure they'd have made the list."

why ya gotta rain on my parade?

El Padrino said...

she's a woman

Meiz said...

Portland snow driving is hilarity. They have no idea how to do it.

tem said...

"when keef said olympics he meant state championship"

hilarity.

tem said...

doesn't it snow a decent amount in portland?

Meiz said...

Just gun it, and see what happens.

Meiz said...

"doesn't it snow a decent amount in portland?"

No. The northwest got a few inches of snow this winter, and they basically shut everything down. We had customers that were very incredulous when this happened. A few were pissed that they're christmas packages were a week late.

tem said...

first car on that video has to be a drunk person or someone who had a heart attack behind the wheel.

they just keep backing into shit.

Meiz said...

The 1st driver in the video is the best

tem said...

"No. The northwest got a few inches of snow this winter...."

this is knowledge to tem.

tem had no clue it didn't snow much there.

i can go home now. i learnt something.

Meiz said...

They don't have snow plows out yonder.

tem said...

some schools around here are on a 2hr delay because of fog.


fucking schools.

El Padrino said...

i heard portland is mad gay, is that true?

El Padrino said...

i love frosted flakes

Blueshon said...

meiz is misinformed

the storm they had this last year was the largest they'd had in a while...on average Portland gets one storm with snowfall a year, and seattle gets a little bit more.

portland average annual snowfall 6.5", seattle 11.5"

Jugdish said...

Portland snow driving is hilarity. They have no idea how to do it.



same here in Texas

Blueshon said...

and they have snowplows...now you're just being ridiculous

Blueshon said...

"i heard portland is mad gay, is that true?"

seems that way, but so are most major metropolitan areas now

Blueshon said...

it's a very "artsy" city now....it's no indianapolis, but homo's are there for sure

Blueshon said...

somebody is making a big deal that it's 5,7,9 today because 3 odd numbers in order is rare, i guess.

except in the majority of the world it's 7,5,9 which isn't 3 odd numbers in a row.

Jugdish said...

now you're just being ridiculous



mize is a partially educated man...but he can't speak intelligently about the average snowfall on the west coast. Maybe it only snows once a year, and maybe they don't have snow plows. What he does know is that he HAS NO WHERE TO GO!

Jugdish said...

I need some caffine

El Padrino said...

nice work jug

Blueshon said...

i think cmblue let one slip past the goalie

Jugdish said...

i think cmblue let one slip past the goalie


she pulled her goalie...she was down by 1 with less that a minute to go.

Blueshon said...

that's a good metaphor

El Padrino said...

"An Arsenal fan in soccer-mad Kenya hanged himself wearing his beloved team’s shirt after their defeat to Manchester United in the Champions League. Suleiman Omondi, 29, was found hanged at his home in a middle-class Nairobi estate shortly after leaving distraught from the pub where he had watched Arsenal lose 3-1 in their Champions League semi-final at the Emirates on Tuesday. “He took some drinks and broke down in tears within the final minutes of the match,” a fellow bar patron, who asked not to be named, told Reuters. "


i felt like this after the cards beat the mets in 06 but luckily for you guys i wanted to keep living.

El Padrino said...

"i think cmblue let one slip past the goalie"

sneaky

Beth said...

"i think cmblue let one slip past the goalie"

How old is bgblue again? You definitely don't want her to be an only child though. Most of the only children I know are pretty self-centered.

And just for the record, while I may be self-centered I am NOT an only child... :-)

Beth said...

"i think cmblue let one slip past the goalie"

And you need to rephrase this in a more manly way - One of my supersperm forced it's way past the goalie to score on an incredible shot!

Jugdish said...

And just for the record, while I may be self-centered I am NOT an only child... :-)



so there is no guarantee either way then

tem said...

"except in the majority of the world it's 7,5,9 which isn't 3 odd numbers in a row."

oh three sequential odd numbers.

i get it.

tem said...

tem is an only child.

tem said...

beth rests her case.

tem said...

what is the average snowfall in columbus?

i should axe the google masheen.

Meiz said...

"and they have snowplows...now you're just being ridiculous"


Then I was misinformed by someone that lives out there.

El Padrino said...

"And you need to rephrase this in a more manly way - One of my supersperm forced it's way past the goalie to score on an incredible shot!"

I like to say it was a bicycle kick

El Padrino said...

and cmblue must have been on top and you didnt want to throw her off

other wise you'd have went with the painted belly tactic

Beth said...

"beth rests her case"

I figured there was a decent chance someone on here was an only child, but then I figured pretty much whoever it was would prove my point.

wadr

Blueshon said...

"what is the average snowfall in columbus?"

roughly 27"

Blueshon said...

i should have known better

tem said...

ok so they don't get much snow i guess.

Blueshon said...

and to answer beth's question bgblue is 17 months old, so she'll be just over 2 when new bgblue is born.

tem said...

maybe this time is will be a boy.

El Padrino said...

little boy blue!

El Padrino said...

i wish there was a way i could make sure it was a boy i was making

Beth said...

"and to answer beth's question bgblue is 17 months old, so she'll be just over 2 when new bgblue is born"

So she's definitely preggo then? Congrats!

And from what I've seen and heard that's a nice age difference. Close enough to play together and hopefully get along well but not too close to where you have 2 infants at once.

Keith S said...

"No one followed up but I'm curious so I'm going to ask - what did he get his medal in?"

Wrestling

Keith S said...

"freak's baseball hate bothers me
how could you not hate the Cards #1 being a cub fan bottles my mind yo"

Was thinking the same thing

Keith S said...

"santana pitched well keef
in case you didnt notice"

I did notice. Mess not being able to hit Chan Ho was mind bottling

Blueshon said...

"maybe this time is will be a boy."

not with my luck

El Padrino said...

"I did notice. Mess not being able to hit Chan Ho was mind bottling"

yes, yes it was

El Padrino said...

congrats blue

Blueshon said...

"So she's definitely preggo then? Congrats!"

i guess, that's what the doctor tells her. i'll believe it when i see it.

Blueshon said...

i see it as kind of a good thing, meaning she'll go back to work sooner now instead of dragging this "stay at home mom" thing out for like 10 years

El Padrino said...

so do you call him junior or Townsend

Beth said...

re: Keith's boss's boss

Interesting that he married a female wrestler. I can see from this picture what attracted him to her...

s

Meiz said...

Little boy blue
















He needed the money!

tem said...

maybe cmblue is just planning on getting real fat and needs an alibi.

tem said...

with 2 kids won't she want to stay at home twice as much?

i mean, you'd have to pay double for day care, etc, etc.

tem said...

i didn't even know they did chick wrestling.

Steve said...

"i didn't even know they did chick wrestling."


not as hot as you'd think it would be

Beth said...

"i didn't even know they did chick wrestling"

Well usually we only do it during sleepovers in our nightgowns after the pillow fights.

Keith S said...

"so do you call him junior or Townsend"

Townsend.

Keith S said...

"and to answer beth's question bgblue is 17 months old, so she'll be just over 2 when new bgblue is born."

16 more kids and you can have your own TV show

Keith S said...

Customers at a New York City KFC hoping to redeem coupons for a free meal were disgruntled when the fast-food restaurant ran out of its new grilled chicken, but Internet rumors of a riot were unfounded, a Kentucky Fried Chicken spokeswoman said Wednesday.

Blueshon said...

the local radio station called the KFC between 32nd and 33rd in Manhattan this morning. The guy from India that runs the joint was very helpful and informative about the KFC crazies as he called them.

Blueshon said...

i realize that between 32nd and 33rd is pretty vague, but i don't remember what street rev's brotherinlaw said he was on.

tem said...

people on one of my softball teams want shirts.

they want names on the back too, but they all just want their last name.

what's the point of that?

you gotta go with something cool back there.

El Padrino said...

like ice man and maverick

El Padrino said...

nice little set of perkies

tem said...

"ike ice man and maverick"

anything is better than just your last name.

tem said...

i am just going to make up names for people.

tem said...

Tiny Whore for the short chick

Worst Player for our worst player

Lardo for the fat guy

Catcher for the girl who plays catcher

Beth said...

"i am just going to make up names for people"

You should use LOV names - El Padrino, Meiz, Jugdish, Spiff, etc.

Meiz said...

Pitcher for the gay guy

El Padrino said...

you sure that's going to go over well?

Meiz said...

"You should use LOV names - El Padrino, Meiz, Jugdish, Spiff, etc."

Brilliant

El Padrino said...

Catcher for in honor of kod*

*fizzzzzzed

Meiz said...

"you sure that's going to go over well?"


Who gives a shit?

El Padrino said...

that was in ref to the names tem was planning on using

tem said...

"You should use LOV names - El Padrino, Meiz, Jugdish, Spiff, etc."

great idear

Beth said...

Your jersey of course Tem would have to be "Beth". :-)

El Padrino said...

Leave my fucking childhood alone you greedy bastards.Han?
Dre?

cmon

El Padrino said...

star trek porn, sfw just an article

tem said...

"Your jersey of course Tem would have to be "Beth". :-)"

usually i use "Snuggles" but i guess i could switch it up.

El Padrino said...

those adam samberg parodies on mtv are hilarity

El Padrino said...

spiff, jap movie news

Beth said...

"usually i use "Snuggles" but i guess i could switch it up"

What, was "bedskirt" already taken?

Jugdish said...

Congrats blue!

Jugdish said...

What, was "bedskirt" already taken?



hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

"nice little set of pierced perkies"

*fized

El Padrino said...

alston slapping house was hilarious

El Padrino said...

good fixed

tem said...

"What, was "bedskirt" already taken?"

maybe.

El Padrino said...

jessi's VF cover shoot, the more pics are better, 2 of these pics she tries to invoke Eva Mendes

spaceman spiff said...

"I figured there was a decent chance someone on here was an only child, but then I figured pretty much whoever it was would prove my point."

im an only child, dont know if that proves your point.

Meiz said...

New guy is going to photocopy his homework assignment.


Yeah, maybe your professor won't notice that at all.

spaceman spiff said...

my yahoo team is wasting ammo on blue's team

spaceman spiff said...

"
Yeah, maybe your professor won't notice that at all."

he wont, if he goes to a university, but he probably doesnt

Meiz said...

Milwaukee Area Technical College.


Its like highschool. Prof will notice.

spaceman spiff said...

professor is a strong word then

Jugdish said...

professor is a strong word then



not if he was the national jiffy lube champion

El Padrino said...

"Speaking to Rolling Stone in 2004, he said, “When those planes crashed into those buildings, it nearly demolished our career.” I quote this not only because it’s nuts, but because of the chilling use of the first-person plural: “our career.”



He is Joe Simpson, this guy is nuts

spaceman spiff said...

T minus 3 weeks until vegas

Meiz said...

Every regular position player on the godawful Nationals has an OPS+ of more than 100.

They're the only team in the bigs that can claim that.


*thru May 5

spaceman spiff said...

joe simpson is hilarity, if someone hacked his computer i bet theyd find naked pics of his daughters taken my hidden cams

spaceman spiff said...

too bad OPS+ doesnt make their pitching good

spaceman spiff said...

manny WFT

Tyler said...

Great, Manny is gonna be suspended 50 games for PEDs.

spaceman spiff said...

manny suspended fiddy games, PED's test positive

Tyler said...

Oh, Spiff heard about it too.

spaceman spiff said...

holy shit, dodgers season is over

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahaahahaaa

JFreak said...

"freak's baseball hate bothers me
how could you not hate the Cards #1 being a cub fan bottles my mind yo"

They are rivals, for sure, but the only person I really hate on the team is LaRussa.

Tyler said...

Yeah, it was fun while it lasted.

JFreak said...

Keith, go back and look at your boss' wiki.

Tyler said...

13 game home streak is pretty much dun.

El Padrino said...

"holy shit, dodgers season is over"

why he hasnt been doing so well
ethier is the real hitter on that team so far

Tyler said...

Either hits, but a lot of people think he's getting pitches because everyone's scurred of Manny, even though he's not off to a good start.

JFreak said...

"why he hasnt been doing so well"

that's not at all accurate.

spaceman spiff said...

manny was still getting on base, pitchers still scurred of him, we'll see how ethier does now

Jugdish said...

he was batting .348...not too shabby

Jugdish said...

he doesn't get paid during the suspension right?

spaceman spiff said...

he just wasnt mashing HRs

Tyler said...

But he is batting .348 with 6 homers, 22 runs and 20 RBI, which is pretty good.

JFreak said...

6 home runs. On base percentage of .492! OPS+ of 194. BA of .348. I'd say he's doing alright.

Jugdish said...

nice work man ram

spaceman spiff said...

beer man here! will feel the hit, ethiers production will drop. imagine how low the dodger team morale will be too

El Padrino said...

well he started slow and wasnt like out of his mind like he was in sept of last year that's what iwas referring too

isiah thompson said...

Man-Roid

Meiz said...

"T minus 3 weeks until vegas"


Have a meh time!

El Padrino said...

at least this makes things quiter for arod

Tyler said...

Yeah, Dodgers are a young team and Manny actually brought that clubhouse together when they got him.

Tyler said...

Spiff's favorite, Furcal, needs to step it up.

isiah thompson said...

I'm going to vegas in about a month and a half.

suck it haterz!

spaceman spiff said...

freak, wiki, i believe he;s keith boss' boss

El Padrino said...

ethier is still a stud, 50 games would take him into what august?

perfect time, it's not like that team still aint the class of the nl west

JFreak said...

"freak, wiki, i believe he;s keith boss' boss"

Didn't want to make it too specific.

El Padrino said...

poo-holes is so on roids it's not even funny

Tyler said...

"perfect time, it's not like that team still aint the class of the nl west"

Pitching is the main concern; without the heart of their offense generating run support, it could get brutal.

Tyler said...

But they ARE in the NL West. So they've got that going for them. Which is nice.

spaceman spiff said...

should fix my comment, dodgers great season is over, they just need to tread water in that division, which they did without him last year, then when he comes back he can go berserk like last year

JFreak said...

I was hoping everyone would share their hate lists.

Oh well.

spaceman spiff said...

NL West i2i

Jugdish said...

perfect time, it's not like that team still aint the class of the nl west


true...good thing that division is horrible...they should be fine

El Padrino said...

NL West i2i

to i

i2i2i

"perfect time, it's not like that team still aint the class of the nl west"

El Padrino said...

and jug agrees

i2i2i2i2i

Tyler said...

But if you look at it like this, they're better than they were last year before they traded for Manny;

Furcal was out most of the year, they had a hole at 2nd that is now filled by O-Dogg, they didn't get Blake until the trade deadline. The only problem is, Lowe is gone and even though Penny had a terrible year last year, he could have given them something but he's gone too.

spaceman spiff said...

my bad

El Padrino said...

we are all smrt

El Padrino said...

O dogg is sick wit it, dude is like a 2006 reyes out there with triples doubles havoc

great fucking signing i wanted him on the mets

El Padrino said...

T, no sweat

Pedro.

Steve said...

Image #2 of soon to be Ex Miss Cali

still nothing to get excited about though.


4 more to go.

El Padrino said...

or

Satan himself.....
















S

isiah thompson said...

Artest totally punked Colby last night.

Colby wants no part of that.

JFreak said...

They're saying that Manny just got a bad prescription. Not real PEDs.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I am surprised by O-Dogg. Great pickup. If him and Either keep doing what they're doing, Furcal picks it up, and Martin gets out of whatever funk he's in, they won't be as awesome as they are with Manny, but they could still be very good in a very bad division.

isiah thompson said...

great fucking signing i wanted him on the mets

O-Dog turned down something like 35 milly from the d-bags and ended up getting hurt last season (as he did the season before) then signed with the Dogers* for what 3.5 milly?

smrt

Tyler said...

ESPN is still saying "reportedly".

No Whammys.
No Whammys.
No Whammys.
No Whammys.
No Whammys.
No Whammys.
No Whammys.

isiah thompson said...

They're saying that Manny just got a bad prescription. Not real PEDs.

"I didn't know the bottle labeled 'steriods' was banned, mayne"

El Padrino said...

this going to get interesting

Tyler said...

"T, no sweat

Pedro."

Oh man.

El Padrino said...

"Colby wants no part of that."

Nobody does, artest is the mike tyson of bball players

El Padrino said...

"Image #2 of soon to be Ex Miss Cali"


wish they'd leave that girl alone

spaceman spiff said...

that's 4 'ifs' T, not good

JFreak said...

Manny's gonna lose 7.7 mil.

spaceman spiff said...

speak for yourself EP, i want to see her titties

El Padrino said...

if this turns out to stick though, jose canseco, who already seems like a trustworthy guy, becomes even more trustworthy


NS

Tyler said...

"Nobody does, artest is the mike tyson of bball players"

Did you hear his post-game interview. He dropped a third-person reference. Something like, "I just went up to Kobe, told him to calm down and said, 'Do you know who you're hitting? Ron Artest'."

isiah thompson said...

wish they'd leave that girl alone

for real dough

it's sad that someone is getting crucified for their beliefs. Fags want you to listen to them and respect their beliefs, but if you disagree they don't respect yours.

El Padrino said...

"speak for yourself EP, i want to see her titties"

well yeah, i'm talking about the witch hunt and foraging into her personal life because she opposed gay marriage

El Padrino said...

fags die i2i

suite

Tyler said...

"that's 4 'ifs' T, not good"

Yeah, I realized I was playing the SG "and then" game after I posted that comment.

isiah thompson said...

Did you hear his post-game interview.

he was suprisingly lucid in that interview.

Steve said...

"speak for yourself EP, i want to see her titties"

amen!

El Padrino said...

ron ron is nuts dating back to st.johns, great stories

isiah thompson said...

I've always said Jose was the most trustworthy one.

spaceman spiff said...

i hope ron ron throws a punch

El Padrino said...

kobs seems like the guy that would go down in a heap if artest landed a clean one

spaceman spiff said...

so will eltardo post a manny article today or tomorrow, place your bets men

isiah thompson said...

my favorite artest story is when he wanted to get a yob at Circuit City to get the employee discount.

isiah thompson said...

kobs seems like the guy that would go down in a heap if artest landed a clean one

he'd leave the court on a stretcher, they'd bring the ambulance onto the court.

spaceman spiff said...

true, kobe cant dodge shit either, hopefully he comes away with no injuries and ron ron gets suspended for the series

El Padrino said...

yep, kobe would get the 1995 Madden Ambulance treatment

spaceman spiff said...

best case scenario is a shaq vs brad miller punch and miss

isiah thompson said...

The biggest proposed cuts and reductions in the president's budget are defense-related:

Recruiting and retention adjustments: $6.24 billion
Future combat systems of manned ground vehicles: $2.98 billion
F-22 raptor fighter aircraft: $2.9 billion
Transformational satellite: $768 million
Joint strike fighter alternate engine: $465 million

Thanks Osama!

isiah thompson said...

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