Friday, May 15, 2009

El Continental

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Without further ado, the greatest apartment you've ever witnessed.

Likka sto'.














Living quarters...


















LOV


















Hallway, into what is listed as a bedroom but really is a closet. To the right is the stairs to go down and out the front of the house.














In the closet, I drew boobs on the xmas tree box. Awesome.
















Hats in the closet.















Babies crib.


















Fridge door.














Inside fridge.




















Freezer, yes those are mini Jager bottles to the right.

















First thing you all should see in the bedroom is the Super Bowl Champion NY Giants Football. Fuck yeah!


















My nightstand.


















26 inch Sharp Aquos.
















Magic, you can sense it right?

















Where magic REALLY happens.

















Recycle goes out Saturday. I need a bigger Recycle can.
















Where thy dine.

















Yes I pick out my clothes the night before. And yes the high chair is for me not the baby.....
















Caught me cooking dinner. Pork chops.
















The Balcony, open all hours.

















Balcony looking in to the apartment.




















That is all. Rip it apart.

508 comments:

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tem said...

looks like you like monopoly a little bit

Beth said...

An interesting behind the scenes look into EP's life, I feel like I just watched a nature documentary on tv.

A few random comments:
- That seems like a helluva lot of baby toys around your place.
- You really need THREE Monopoly games??
- I like how your bed has what looks like a dirty wrapped up diaper on it. Is that the "magic" you were referencing happening there?

Well done though EP.

Beth said...

Damn, undercut by tem while I was typing out what was supposed to be the first comment...

El Padrino said...

- I like how your bed has what looks like a dirty wrapped up diaper on it. Is that the "magic" you were referencing happening there?

just realized the dirty diaper, awesome, at least it's nto a shit one, those get a blue bag treatment

El Padrino said...

"- You really need THREE Monopoly games??"

not mine, we had a game night like 4 months ago and people forgot thier shit, on the bottom of that shelf i have parcheesi and taboo

El Padrino said...

"That seems like a helluva lot of baby toys around your place."

and on the opposite side of the couch is a giant toybox with thousands more

it's silly, meanwhile she plays with like 4 of them

El Padrino said...

wow when i click on the pics they blow up large

El Padrino said...

those porkchops were delicioso

El Padrino said...

cristal on the fridge do'

that's how i do

Steve said...

those pork chops look good.

tem said...

"wow when i click on the pics they blow up large"

you didn't know that?

tem said...

the ones from my post do that too.

were you all just looking at the tiny pictures the whole time?

tem said...

"those porkchops were delicioso"

how many people were you cooking for?

El Padrino said...

i did know that but they seem to be larger than when i click yours

and you cant click T's so there has to be a way to load them so that wont happen

El Padrino said...

"how many people were you cooking for?"

just me and cmep

tem said...

"and you cant click T's "

i can.

tem said...

"but they seem to be larger than when i click yours"

genetics.

tem said...

what's in the foil on the grill?

El Padrino said...

"what's in the foil on the grill?"

roasting garlic

tem said...

tem didn't take his camera to vball because it was tournament day and there are too many people there.

also pregnant friend of tem was not coming to watch, so tem didn't have anyone to hold the camera while he played.

El Padrino said...

spiff/jug fix my home computer
it has a virus

tem said...

swine flu?

El Padrino said...

maybe

tem said...

dinner at el pad's seems to be good.

El Padrino said...

always

tem said...

anyone hear about this push up challenge? not sure what the site is called, but there is something out there.

El Padrino said...

link er up






























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El Padrino said...

everytime i watch remember the titans it gets dusty when julius arrives at the hospital and coach boone tells him gary is paralzyed

El Padrino said...

ahem

4 stolen bases for Wright last night

tem said...

does he now have more SBs than CSs?

tem said...

why did the US even take pictures of guards abusing prisoners?

tem said...

what good would ever come of an image of a US soldier / prison guard torturing some prisoner?

tem said...

maybe they were going to put it up on facebook.

El Padrino said...

does he now have more SBs than CSs?

yes

Meiz said...

You don't need to refrigerate the crushed red pepper

Blueshon said...

my kid has the same Dora sippy cup with a straw...it's true

Meiz said...

"were you all just looking at the tiny pictures the whole time?"

As an LOV picture posting pro, I was looking at the big ones.


TWIS

El Padrino said...

"You don't need to refrigerate the crushed red pepper"

yes you do, can get worms in it
seen it happen before

ns

Blueshon said...

re: kids toys

it got so bad at our house cmblue turned the guest room into a play room, took the bed out of there and put all her toys in there. And there are still toys all over the place.

El Padrino said...

"were you all just looking at the tiny pictures the whole time?"

no, except for T's

El Padrino said...

"re: kids toys"

it's ridick for real

Meiz said...

Do you drink Vitamin D milk?

Meiz said...

Probably not the best to have the TV on top of the cable box.

Blueshon said...

gotta have vitamin D for the little ones

not supposed to give your kid reduced fat milk

tem said...

"my kid has the same Dora sippy cup with a straw...it's true"

blue has that same cup, the same sony thing tyler and i have. he just gets all the stuff we have.

Meiz said...

"yes you do, can get worms in it
seen it happen before"


How long does a thing of crushed red last you? 2 years?

tem said...

are the boxers covering up the porn mags next to the toilet?

El Padrino said...

"How long does a thing of crushed red last you? 2 years?"

your right, but now it's a habit so it stays

El Padrino said...

"Do you drink Vitamin D milk?"

yes

El Padrino said...

"are the boxers covering up the porn mags next to the toilet?"

yes and no

not on purpose, but i dont consider playboy to be porn

Meiz said...

"blue has that same cup, the same sony thing tyler and i have. he just gets all the stuff we have."


You & Tyler have different receivers. Tyler has the fancy California one.

I think Tem & Meiz have the same receiver.

Meiz said...

Vitamin D is awful.

El Padrino said...

i forgot to show a pic of my stereo

El Padrino said...

vitamin d is just as important has vitamin c if not more important

El Padrino said...

my stereo

tem said...

"You & Tyler have different receivers. Tyler has the fancy California one.

I think Tem & Meiz have the same receiver."

blue will have both receivers.

he has everything we have.

Meiz said...

"vitamin d is just as important has vitamin c if not more important"


I get my D from gnawing on cow femurs.

El Padrino said...

ok

El Padrino said...

she caught my eye so i'm linking her up

El Padrino said...

the 789 chyrsler dealerships that are closing, gm to close 1100 assswell

Meiz said...

I like her in latex

Blueshon said...

my sony reciever is from like 2000...so it's probably the older version one like tem's

tem said...

mine is from 2004 i think.

Meiz said...

Jessica Hunt, I love you. Prettiest girl I've ever seen in person. I am smitten with her.

Too bad she's married to some filthy rich douchebag.

tem said...

got it when i got the tv.

when exfemtem and i moved to the house she bought.

Meiz said...

"mine is from 2004 i think."

Got mine in '05

tem said...

is his name Mike?

El Padrino said...

stereo's really?
do you guys play these stereos or are they just decoration?

El Padrino said...

"Antoniette Santopadre of Valley Stream was expecting a $250 stimulus check. But when her son finally opened it, they saw that the check was made out to her father, Romolo Romonini, who died in Italy 34 years ago. He'd been a U.S. citizen when he left for Italy in 1933, but only returned to the United Stated for a seven-month visit in 1969."

El Padrino said...

rev, your welcome

Meiz said...

"stereo's really?
do you guys play these stereos or are"


Fuck and yes. My shit bumps. Gotta have the TV audio, and video games hooked up to it. Video games MUST be on the stereo.

Meiz said...

Ever heard of surround sound?

Meiz said...

NY has the worst audio.

El Padrino said...

"Ever heard of surround sound?"

surrond sound in an apartment is wee todd did

i'll get surrond sound when i get a house

El Padrino said...

fucking jug is off on fridays

tem said...

i play my stereo.

easy listening musak.

El Padrino said...

ok solves that
thought stereos were extinct

tem said...

maybe in NYC.

tem said...

rest of the world is decades behind NYC.

H said...

I figured you guys are waiting until I show up to start the OFB stuff. So here I am.

El Padrino said...

goodbye bruins

hopefully H knows what Operation Fuck Boston is now

Meiz said...

Hot damn. Bed Bath & Beyond is cheap. Why wasn't I notified?

I shoulda been getting my housewares from there, all along.

Meiz said...

"thought stereos were extinct"


How?

You know we can even hook our iPods up to a stereo, too.

tem said...

reading the eltardo chat wrap knowing that all his teams lost makes it the bester.

Meiz said...

A belt in the shitter? Shoot heroin much?

tem said...

OFB was a huge success last night.

victories on all fronts.

spaceman spiff said...

"A few random comments:
- That seems like a helluva lot of baby toys around your place."

none of beff's friends have kids either, got it

spaceman spiff said...

i do not have a stereo

Meiz said...

You should totally get one. They're awesome.

spaceman spiff said...

someone euthanize derek fisher please

Keith S said...

"also pregnant friend of tem was not coming to watch, so tem didn't have anyone to hold the camera while he played."


So who held your keys/wallet/phone

Keith S said...

EP be careful, it looks like that Mess jersey is getting ready to jump off the balcony

spaceman spiff said...

he needs to get suspended again, brooks is going A2M on him, and jackson wont put farmar in until theyre down 20, and then surprise, surprise they go on a run

Keith S said...

"she caught my eye so i'm linking her up"

Redheads are the worse

Jugdish said...

not mine, we had a game night like 4 months ago



YOU DREW A BIG SHOE AND A LITTLE SHOE! NOBODY IS GUESSING SHOE!

Jugdish said...

Redheads are the worse


FRB

Keith S said...

"Fuck and yes. My shit bumps. Gotta have the TV audio, and video games hooked up to it. Video games MUST be on the stereo."

Makes up for the small penis

El Padrino said...

"A belt in the shitter? Shoot heroin much?"

next day clothes, boxers and socks underneath the boxers

El Padrino said...

"YOU DREW A BIG SHOE AND A LITTLE SHOE! NOBODY IS GUESSING SHOE!"

the break up

El Padrino said...

"You know we can even hook our iPods up to a stereo, too."

i'm aware

Keith S said...

"I shoulda been getting my housewares from there, all along."


Kohl's is usually cheaper

Jugdish said...

the break up


nice...and good job on cribs

Keith S said...

"FRB"

::black hair::

Keith S said...

So EP has Cristal and JW Blue Label. But he's not rich. Got it.

Keith S said...

Wayman Tisdale, kilt

Jugdish said...

"FRB"



firey red bush

Keith S said...

gross

Jugdish said...

i am hungover

Keith S said...

Tomorrow night it's here for dinner and here for entertainment.

Jugdish said...

saving og for the special occasions huh?

isiah thompson said...

The Associated Press reports Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco's jersey will say "Ochocinco" because that is how he wrote it when he legally submitted his name-change form last August in Florida. He said last year that he wanted his name to be "Ocho Cinco."

Keith S said...

Yeah, only for Valentime's* and Anniversaries

Keith S said...

85 is such a retard

isiah thompson said...

everytime i watch remember the titans it gets dusty when julius arrives at the hospital and coach boone tells him gary is paralzyed

STONG SIDE!

spaceman spiff said...

ochocinco hilarity

Keith S said...

Father of the year

spaceman spiff said...

gary's paralysis was 100% his fault(in the movie), that makes it not sad, that makes it hilarity

El Padrino said...

LEFT SIDE

El Padrino said...

"So EP has Cristal and JW Blue Label. But he's not rich. Got it."

playa hata

El Padrino said...

son's fault for picking a undercover cop

El Padrino said...

i have a cousin that lost his virginity to a hooker in vegas, paid for by his daddy

El Padrino said...

wow 85 is dumb

Keith S said...

That sounds dumb

Keith S said...

Why spend money on a hooker for your first time when you know you're gonna be done in about 3 seconds?

isiah thompson said...

maybe she charges by the second

"that's be 85 sense* please"

isiah thompson said...

Danny O'Neil, of The Seattle Times, reports unrestricted free-agent RB Shaun Alexander (Redskins) has been working out and hopes to play this season.


STFU

isiah thompson said...

that's be

that was not that's be*

Keith S said...

Motorists activated photo-enforcement cameras on Arizona highways more than 471,000 times from December through February - more than 5,200 times each day - but on average, only about one-third of those drivers received tickets from the state Department of Public Safety.
An Arizona Republic analysis of three months of records shows Redflex Traffic Systems Inc. and the DPS threw out more than 65 percent of the photos captured.
The reasons for rejecting tickets vary but are relatively uncomplicated: Sun glare, dirty windshields and traffic rank as top causes.




Hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Why spend money on a hooker for your first time when you know you're gonna be done in about 3 seconds?"

rich people, they never know what to do with there money

isiah thompson said...

I heard that on the radio when I woke up today keef, tis hilarity.

dirty windshield = no ticket

isiah thompson said...

whenever I see an 18 wheeler in the right lane near a camera I want to drive 90 by the camera so it snaps up the side of the big rig. get one over on the man

Meiz said...

"rich people, they never know what to do with there money"


Like buy Cristal and Johnny blue

Keith S said...

"whenever I see an 18 wheeler in the right lane near a camera I want to drive 90 by the camera so it snaps up the side of the big rig. get one over on the man"

How would the radar see you?

spaceman spiff said...

cameras take pictures of speeders?

Keith S said...

Michigan reserve running back Kevin Grady is serving a seven-day jail sentence after pleading guilty Thursday to violating his probation for a drunken driving conviction last summer.

Keith S said...

"cameras take pictures of speeders?"

Stop it

isiah thompson said...

How would the radar see you?

there are sensors on the road right or is it radar triggered?

isiah thompson said...

heard about that Grady deal yesterday, dood should get kicked off the team.

spaceman spiff said...

"Stop it"

NS

Keith S said...

"there are sensors on the road right or is it radar triggered?"

I thought the radar was in the camera box. I dunno, maybe there are road sensors

JFreak said...

Speed cameras would suck.

Keith S said...

"NS"


Cameras all over the place, mayne. Probably 100 of them permanently along the freeways here. And they have photo radar vans everywhere.

spaceman spiff said...

nerve seen a freeway cam

Steve said...

"Speed cameras would suck."


they exist

Keith S said...

"they exist"

Thanks

Keith S said...

EP
Do you like Dora so much because of her accent or because she's short?

JFreak said...

"they exist"

clearly that's not what I meant.

Thanks retard.

isiah thompson said...

EP you don't let your kid sit that close to the tv right?

Keith S said...

EP has lots of hot sauce in the fridge for steak night

Keith S said...

at least 3 bottles

Jugdish said...

Cameras all over the place, mayne. Probably 100 of them permanently along the freeways here. And they have photo radar vans everywhere.



we have red light cameras here...those suck asswell

El Padrino said...

"Like buy Cristal and Johnny blue"

gifts

isiah thompson said...

EP how was that dinner last night?

El Padrino said...

"EP you don't let your kid sit that close to the tv right?"

yea, that's a myth

Keith S said...

"EP you don't let your kid sit that close to the tv right?"

Just noticed that. Hilarity

El Padrino said...

"EP how was that dinner last night?"

very good, cheesecake dessert

spaceman spiff said...

freeway cams and high registration costs, AZ sucks

Keith S said...

"we have red light cameras here...those suck asswell"

We've also go those everywhere.

El Padrino said...

"EP
Do you like Dora so much because of her accent or because she's short?"

i hate dora

Keith S said...

"freeway cams and high registration costs, AZ sucks"

yep. high insurance too

El Padrino said...

"freeway cams and high registration costs, AZ sucks"

dont forget 1 out of 4 people are mad old

Keith S said...

Did you have to hire someone to put the pictures up on the shelves above the TV?

Jugdish said...

we have no state income tax here though

spaceman spiff said...

red light cams are norm, the city i live in doesnt have them though, because they are an eyesore. couple that with the high street speed limit = suite

El Padrino said...

"Johnny blue"

also, because i have two bottles of this, i bought when in mehico for like $135, couldnt pass it up

isiah thompson said...

and the heat, don't forget the heat

Keith S said...

Wait a minute. Your closet is next to your dining room table?

Steve said...

"Thanks retard."


calm down, Mama's boy. Go get a hug or something.

Keith S said...

I have that same blue cooler on your patio. Has wheels, right?

Keith S said...

"and the heat, don't forget the heat"

they exist

El Padrino said...

"I have that same blue cooler on your patio. Has wheels, right?"

yes, it's great

El Padrino said...

"Wait a minute. Your closet is next to your dining room table?"

yeah, it's normally closed though

Jugdish said...

i like what it says on eps tv screen too

spaceman spiff said...

EP is a tigers, twins, and giants fan as well, got it

Keith S said...

and he has a bert bobblehead

isiah thompson said...

I see the M hat, play on playa

El Padrino said...

"EP is a tigers, twins, and giants fan as well, got it"

got mad hats, i've said this before
you missed

cubs, a's, padres, royals, indians, white sox, orioles asswell as other nfl hats like packers, bears, falcons, bills..

Keith S said...

Is EP a packrat?

tem said...

"So who held your keys/wallet/phone"

put license in the sand. wallet, phone stayed in the car. i don't need to take the phone in with me. nobody calls me.

someone else drove so i had no keys.

El Padrino said...

"I see the M hat, play on playa"

::whistling hail to victor song::

spaceman spiff said...

EP drinks weazy beer

Keith S said...

Is the cranberry juice for you or cmep?

El Padrino said...

cmep

i dont have my period

El Padrino said...

"EP drinks weazy beer"

blank stare

Keith S said...

What's that next to the Jager in the freezer? Patron?

tem said...

"i dont have my period"

are you pregnant?

spaceman spiff said...

weasel ale

Keith S said...

EP ♥s the weasel

El Padrino said...

"What's that next to the Jager in the freezer? Patron?"

yes!

Keith S said...

nice

El Padrino said...

oh the FAT WEASAL ale

i was meaning to tell T about that

T i enjoyed that brew, it was from Trader Joe's markets

El Padrino said...

womens brain

El Padrino said...

The Fatchelor!

El Padrino said...

Another possibility for a fall splash is "The Fatchelor," the new supersized dating series from "Bachelor" king Mike Fleiss. ("Fatchelor" is currently set for summer.)

JFreak said...

Narrated by Morgan Freeman!

isiah thompson said...

block

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isiah thompson said...

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