Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Casa De Blue

Before I get started, here is my Western Conference Finals preview...Lakers in 6, because the Nuggets can't win in L.A. and Kobe is like a bear and will smell Carmelo's menstruation game 6. He's the black mamba, and he's a secret assassin (thanks to Kevin Harlan for allowing me to use that reference). One other news thing of note. Vince McMahon has his fake panties in a bunch because his fake wrestling is getting tossed for the NBA playoffs. He has a legit gripe, and i find humor in the fact that the Pepsi Center administration didn't have an "out" in the contract because they didn't figure the Nuggets would still be playing in late May. But, that being said, Vince will get a handsome paycheck, and hopefully never come back to Denver.

Ok, here's what i'll be giving up to live in a tent in 2012. Starting off in the fridge, i don't even know what we have in there except for, no beer, i know that.


The kitchen, I installed the microwave myself, kind of like a temcurity system.


This is where we eat. Stupid kid gets the chair that faces the TV, that doesn't seem fair.

My TV. 42" Panasonic Viera Plasma. Should have gotten the 50" it fits the hole better (twss). Actually have regretted it every day since i got this one, but i keep telling myself "someday"

This is "my" bathroom. The only one i'm allowed to shit in. And also the only one i took a picture of because it's the only one that matters.

More of our living room, you'll notice the basketball hoop over in the corner and the cage. We treat our kid like an animal, lots of cages...but she can dunk a basketball.

The backyard and the grill. Get lots of use out of the grill in the summer, hate the fact that my backyard has like 40 other houses around it.

This is where all of "my" stuff is. That bed was awesome, but no, we had to have some fancy bed that is all "comfortable" or some shit. If i planned on living in this house for a long time, i might finish the basement, but probably not.


Upstairs, loft area. Where, if I had an xbox 360, or a PS4 or some shit, this is where i'd get to play. You'll notice the many leather bound books, and yes, it does smell of rich mohagany in here.

bgblue's room. She only has like 15 different elmo dolls, it's great.


bgblue's playroom, i tried not to take any pictures of toys, if that was possible.


So that's it. The master bedroom was occupied all of last night and this morning, so you'll have to wait for a picture. It looks like a bedroom with brown walls and a bed. I gotta go take a shower now before i forget.

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Beth said...

Damn, you have a kid and your place is MUCH neater than mine. Very nice house though blue.

I like how cmblue (I'm guessing it wasn't you) put the wine bottles on top of the kitchen cabinets.

Is that a bed in your living room?

And what, no picture of your underwear drawer??? (s)

Jugdish said...

nice work blue!

Jugdish said...

Blue...you going to that WWE show nexy week in Denver? Should be a good one!

Jugdish said...

next

Blueshon said...

I added my western conference finals preview, and my vince mcmahon is a pussy take.

Blueshon said...

"I like how cmblue (I'm guessing it wasn't you) put the wine bottles on top of the kitchen cabinets."

hey, i put them up there. Wasn't my idea, but i get the credit for at least putting them up there.

Blueshon said...

"Damn, you have a kid and your place is MUCH neater than mine"

cmblue doesn't work, she should keep the house clean

Beth said...

"hey, i put them up there. Wasn't my idea, but i get the credit for at least putting them up there"

You definitely get credit for doing what your wife tells you to do. :-)

Blueshon said...

I see where you thought was the bed in the living room now...no, we have a sheet over the ottoman so that bgblue doesn't get crap and stains all over it. I think it's dumb, people put their feet on ottomans, let her make a mess of it.

Jugdish said...

no, we have a bed skirt over the ottoman



fixed

El Padrino said...

i have the pooh chair, most of those elmo dolls, that backyardigans cup, and the video monitor


shoot me then shoot yourself

El Padrino said...

"I see where you thought was the bed in the living room now...no, we have a sheet over the ottoman so that bgblue doesn't get crap and stains all over it. I think it's dumb, people put their feet on ottomans, let her make a mess of it."



my kid wrote on my ottoman, with blue marker, tell cmblue to grow up already

El Padrino said...

kids fuck shit up

that's what they do

tem said...

"We treat our kid like an animal, lots of cages"

i see a collar too.

Beth said...

"i see a collar too"

I was thinking that might be for sex games - it's a restraint.

Beth said...

* for blue-cmblue sex games (that shouldn't have to be added but you never know on here)

Jugdish said...

that's what they do



Dammit blue was old. old people die, that's what they do.



sorry

El Padrino said...

cmblue doesnt work and i'm the rich one

El Padrino said...

hilarity at jugster

El Padrino said...

blue, Weber Grill

stop it

Blueshon said...

"i see a collar too."

yeah, we have our moments

El Padrino said...

blue was that hole where you stuck a TV supposed to be for a A/C

or do you have that fancy central air

Beth said...

"cmblue doesnt work and i'm the rich one"

Have to admit, after seeing pics of blue's pad a similar thought crossed my mind.

Blueshon said...

"blue, Weber Grill"

you can't see it, but there is another grill on the deck up next to the house. it's not a weber either...cmblue thinks i collect grills or something, i get a new one for some sort of gift like every 2 years.

Blueshon said...

no, we have fancy central air...the hole is a waste of space.

it looked really dum when i had an old skool 32" tv in there.

El Padrino said...

dude serious though
not clowing, lokks like a nice adequate grill

you need a weber with a house like that

i got one in a damn apartment

El Padrino said...

who builds a house with a hole in it?

pollacks? they thought the sun roof would go there

Blueshon said...

"Have to admit, after seeing pics of blue's pad a similar thought crossed my mind."

we've done a ton of work to the house. we actually live in a shitty neighborhood, and got an amazing deal on the place...our neighborhood is commonly referred to as "the cottonhood" instead of cottonwood.

El Padrino said...

nice house blue
ns

Blueshon said...

i've spent 3 years fixing this place up, and now i'm sick of it.

El Padrino said...

i cant get a grip on the living room, is it long?

(twss)

El Padrino said...

does that dining room table extend out, looks like the smallest "room" you have

Blueshon said...

"i cant get a grip on the living room, is it long?"

nope, it's actually pretty small enough room for a couch and oversized chair

Blueshon said...

and yeah, the dining area is small too can't sit at the table and get around it very easily

Blueshon said...

or maybe the table is too big...i got it for free, so i don't care

tem said...

"nice house blue
ns"

indeed

Blueshon said...

thanks

Blueshon said...

now if i could just figure out how to get more beers in the fridge

tem said...

" The master bedroom was occupied all of last night and this morning"

so?

Blueshon said...

cmblue is unaware that the house is on display today, she'd be upset at how "messy it is"

tem said...

there is room for beer. plenty of holes in there.

plus you don't need 2 grape jellys and like 3 bbq sauces and the steak sauce (read: hot sauce).

Blueshon said...

i'll get pictures of the master bedroom and master bath this week for sure.


master bathroom is teeny tiny...it's the one thing that i don't like about the house.

tem said...

it was plenty clean.

Blueshon said...

that's what i say, she says it's a disaster

Steve said...

3 things blue's fridge has in common with mine.

Pizza Box, Condiments, Salsa.


add beer and take away all that strange looking stuff and it's a match.

tem said...

"it's the one thing that i don't like about the house."

Blueshon said...

we've done a ton of work to the house. we actually live in a shitty neighborhood, and got an amazing deal on the place...our neighborhood is commonly referred to as "the cottonhood" instead of cottonwood.

May 19, 2009 9:35 AM


Blueshon said...
and yeah, the dining area is small too can't sit at the table and get around it very easily

May 19, 2009 9:40 AM


Blueshon said...
no, we have fancy central air...the hole is a waste of space.

it looked really dum when i had an old skool 32" tv in there.

May 19, 2009 9:33 AM


"hate the fact that my backyard has like 40 other houses around it."

Blueshon said...

authentic NY pizza

*fized

Steve said...

well played Tem.


and nice pad Blue.

Blueshon said...

i'll live with those other things.

the small master bath is awful

tem said...

you could make the basement one gigantic master bath.

Blueshon said...

vince mcmahon wants to rassle stan kroenke

tem said...

also the basketball hoop is a good idear.

basketball hoop = wnba = lesbian = no boys knocking up your daughter at 13.

tem said...

wrasslers should go out onto the court and put kobe in the figure four.

Jugdish said...

wrasslers should go out onto the court and put kobe in the figure four.

mike and mike had something along those lines this morning, it was pretty funny.

Blueshon said...

"basketball hoop = wnba = lesbian = no boys knocking up your daughter at 13."

exactly

Blueshon said...

vince is a lakers fan apparently...he owns a lakers hat and a kobe jersey

Blueshon said...

i think it's funny when rich people fight

El Padrino said...

go away farve

El Padrino said...

geico can lick my scrot

El Padrino said...

zeke anyone but santana offer for nathan is on the table

take your pick

Blueshon said...

what about john WALLers

tem said...

javier vasquez.

Blueshon said...

ykidss

tem said...

fuck lenders.

more stupid shit they have me doing.

tem said...

i will remember this shit when the shoe is back on the other foot and lenders are beating down our door to lend us money. i am going to make them jump through so many hoops they'll think they are at the circus.

Blueshon said...

are there a lot of hoops at the circus?

Steve said...

Remember those commercials from LendingTree.com


Those were the good ole` days.

Blueshon said...

fuck webex

Meiz said...

What's with the unhealthy obsession with Weber grills?

tem said...

"are there a lot of hoops at the circus?"

yes.

Jugdish said...

wall

spaceman spiff said...

suite pad, your kitchen is the size of my apartment

tem said...

white board on the fridge has a touching message.

Blueshon said...

yeah, it's nice

El Padrino said...

"What's with the unhealthy obsession with Weber grills?"

they are the best

Tyler said...

Yeah, that kitchen is huge. I don't have enough cupboards in my kitchen, but it looks like you might have too many.

Blueshon said...

no matter how many cabinets and cupboards you have, it's never enough for a woman

isiah thompson said...

zeke anyone but santana offer for nathan is on the table

take your pick

efforting

isiah thompson said...

nice house Bleu

El Padrino said...

tem watch rig and hal for the next few weeks

Meiz said...

"they are the best"

Why do you think that? My parents have an incredibly nice grill, and its not a Weber.

El Padrino said...

"Why do you think that? My parents have an incredibly nice grill, and its not a Weber."

get back to me in 3 years whne they are looking for a new one

Steve said...

NY has the best grills.

Meiz said...

Viking makes grills

Meiz said...

Vermont Castings > Weber

Meiz said...

"get back to me in 3 years whne they are looking for a new one"


They've had it for almost 10 years

El Padrino said...

they use it once a month or at least once a week?

and how many time have they changed the burners

El Padrino said...

"Viking makes grills"

not within a price range

Keith S said...

Was EP at your house playing with the letters on the fridge?

Steve said...

Progresso's Beef Stew is really good.

but not enough beef. guess i can't complain too much for 3/$5

Jugdish said...

ugly mess game last night, just saw the highlights...or lowlights

Meiz said...

My mom uses the grill probably 2 or 3 times a week.

Replace burners? Flank Stair. People have to do that?

El Padrino said...

"Sometimes I think people get so preoccupied and obsessed with the rights of terrorist that they forget" about the need for getting information from the suspects."

word

Steve said...

Hayden's been working out.

El Padrino said...

"ugly mess game last night, just saw the highlights...or lowlights"

ryan church blew the game
none of the bottom of the 11th happens if he just touches third base

what a moron

El Padrino said...

"Replace burners? Flank Stair. People have to do that?"

too prolong life they do

Meiz said...

So the Pepsi Center WWE contract was finalized on April 15. If the arena owner didn't think the Nuggets would be possibly playing on May 15, he's a moron, and WWE should get the stadium.

Keith S said...

"ryan church blew the game
none of the bottom of the 11th happens if he just touches third base"

Game doesn't end if they score in the top of an inning

Jugdish said...

true, they should honor the contract and push the game off a day.

remember when they played back to back days in the nba playoffs?

isiah thompson said...

EP - sent you something.

El Padrino said...

this is why your fat got a book deal

motherfuck i want a book deal

El Padrino said...

"Game doesn't end if they score in the top of an inning"

KROD

game over

Keith S said...

"KROD

game over"


If you say so

isiah thompson said...

and how many time have they changed the burners

COL:

charcoal

El Padrino said...

zeke, can i have some of that crack

isiah thompson said...

this is why your fat got a book deal


the website that put together pics of shit other people created?


FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

isiah thompson said...

bleu needs to lock up Pac-10 poon and spin it off for a few mil.

El Padrino said...

charcoal,

no time for that shit
maybe when i get a house (2058) i'll get two grills one gas grill and one charcoal

isiah thompson said...

zeke, can i have some of that crack

yeah I took a swing

let's get a deal done though

we've got pieces

Nathan for any SP on your roster not named Santana doesn't work unless we make it a bigger deal

isiah thompson said...

Big Tex is starting to heat up.

Meiz said...

"this is why your fat got a book deal"

Sawr that a few weeks ago

isiah thompson said...

draft lottery tonight

Keith S said...

tem

Keith S said...

Some rapper got kilt

Meiz said...

"draft lottery tonight"


Bucks have like .01% of a chance to get the top pick. C'mon, Lady Luck!

spaceman spiff said...

"Nathan for any SP on your roster not named Santana doesn't work unless we make it a bigger deal"

jeebus, EP's starting pitching must suck

El Padrino said...

"jeebus, EP's starting pitching must suck"

or zeke's price is too high for nathan

isiah thompson said...

after Johan they are average, if I'm giving up arguably a top 2 closer then I want a bump in talent elsewhere if I settle for a pooh-pooh platter of Joe Saunders and Co.

isiah thompson said...

I picked up Kuroda off the WW a week ago, he's probably better off than what EP has outside of JS.

if you can get comparable talent as FAs then you need to make up the difference elsewhere.

it's science.

tem said...

"tem watch rig and hal for the next few weeks"


::i have no clue what that means::

tem said...

"Was EP at your house playing with the letters on the fridge?"

too high

El Padrino said...

Pelfrey and Danks are solid

and dont look now, wang coming back and fixed whatever the fuck was wrong in the minors

tem said...

"So the Pepsi Center WWE contract was finalized on April 15. If the arena owner didn't think the Nuggets would be possibly playing on May 15, he's a moron, and WWE should get the stadium."

instead they will get tons of cash.

El Padrino said...

RIG, HAL

stocks, oil drilling companies
like Harry Stamper

tem said...

"tem"

suite

Tyler said...

Nathan's the #2 closer in the leauge? When did this happen?

Tyler said...

So I guess Mike Gonzalez is #1?

tem said...

"stocks, oil drilling companies
like Harry Stamper"

got it.

will do boss.

tem said...

"So I guess Mike Gonzalez is #1?"

that's my guy, right?

isiah thompson said...

Nathan's the #2 closer in the leauge? When did this happen?

I said arguably.

he's already off to a decent start and will put up good numbers to finish the season.

he's not chump change.

isiah thompson said...

ok Tyler Phillips where is Nathan ranked in your book?

you're making him out to be JJ Putz.

El Padrino said...

in my eyes though
even if he was a #1 closer

a #1 closer is never worth a #1 starter

El Padrino said...

take the thousand dollar price tag off or you'll never move nathan

Tyler said...

"I said arguably."

If you go by Yahoo's rankings for the year so far, he's 24th on the list of relief pitchers.

I think that is why everyone is saying you're asking a little too much for the guy.

El Padrino said...

middle of the road starter, 2 or 3 guy plus a good offensive player for nathan and a bench role player is a good deal

isiah thompson said...

Pelfrey and Danks are average


*fized

isiah thompson said...

If you go by Yahoo's rankings for the year so far, he's 24th on the list of relief pitchers.



so far, lot of beisoball left to play

Tyler said...

"in my eyes though
even if he was a #1 closer

a #1 closer is never worth a #1 starter"

WORD.

Never pay for saves.

Meiz said...

There's a shitload of sex offenders in AZ

Meiz said...

*Mesa, AZ

isiah thompson said...

middle of the road starter, 2 or 3 guy plus a good offensive player for nathan and a bench role player is a good deal

in a vacuum maybe, but the "good offensive guy" you'd probably be willing to deal isn't better than what I've alraedy got and I don't need any more offensive bench players.

science

isiah thompson said...

I didn't ask for a #1 SP.

T, you'd trade John Danks for Nathan?

fo real dough

Meiz said...

"Never pay for saves."


Precisely, Marty.

isiah thompson said...

T, you'd trade John Danks for Nathan?


I mean, you'd give up Nathan to get Danks.

don't think anyone would do that

El Padrino said...

danks has been shitty and his name ryhmes with stanks

El Padrino said...

Joe Saunders will win 15 games

El Padrino said...

dempster for nathan is fair

Tyler said...

"T, you'd trade John Danks for Nathan?"

I dunno man, I never make trades involving closers. Draft them or pick them up off the wire.

isiah thompson said...

Nathan will so far outrank (read: outperform) Danks, Pelfrey, Wang and Saunders by the end of the season it won't be funny.

not paying for saves, over-valuing him, etc, he's worth much more than a run of the mill, FA type SP.

El Padrino said...

fucking morrow

isiah thompson said...

we'll have to rome this one, and/or put a bet on Nathan's final ranking.

El Padrino said...

wang will be awesome again
he was so fucking good, his stats were silly before he got hurt last year

El Padrino said...

rank this

closers are only valuable for saves
they only pitch one inning, if you get a good starter he impacts 4 categories greatly

isiah thompson said...

if you get a good starter he impacts 4 categories greatly

"good"

isiah thompson said...

tem's vasquez offer is about right, Danks and the rest of the shit-stain All-Stars isn't.

Tyler said...

Zeke, the problem is you're trying to trade with a guy that doesn't have what you want. He has the #1 or #2 pitcher in the league and not much else. So if you want a pitcher in the #5-15 range, you either gotta trade with someone else or up your offer to get Santana, but he's a Met, so you're going to have to overspend because you're dealing with a Met fan.

I'm just sayin'.

El Padrino said...

offer stands, i dont need nathan that bad, in fact if the mariner manager wasnt such a tool i would even be involved

isiah thompson said...

I'm just sayin'.

that's what I'm saying, if you can't make up the talent difference in SP then you have to look elsewhere.

a top 5 pitcher for Nathan isn't the right value, no argument there, but top 20-ish is in the ballpark (I think, maybe I'm way off), but run of the mill guys like danks, etc aren't close to the right value.

rome

Tyler said...

"but top 20-ish is in the ballpark"

I would agree.

isiah thompson said...

then you have to look elsewhere.


= you get a bump in P then you off-set it with giving up some O

isiah thompson said...

and my team blows, I'll be lucky to fight for one of the final playoff spots, how many are there 6?

El Padrino said...

danks was arguably the best pitcher in the second half of last year

let's see if he starts to pick it up

vazquez shine will start to come off soon, he's a .500 overall

jus sayin

Keith S said...

"wang coming back and fixed whatever the fuck was wrong in the minors"

Or, it could be that he's playing against minor leaguers

El Padrino said...

tem desperately needs a closer though

Keith S said...

"danks was arguably the best pitcher in the second half of last year"

If only this season used last summer's stats...

El Padrino said...

"Or, it could be that he's playing against minor leaguers"

his stats are too good to ignore, i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here

El Padrino said...

"If only this season used last summer's stats..."

well the season is long, i'm not evaluating a pitcher on 10 or less starts

i have to use those stats, isnt that how we draft?

dick

Keith S said...

"his stats are too good to ignore, i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here"

I understand. I was just being an as.

Keith S said...

Danks is horrible. To base his value on 2 months of a season is dumb

isiah thompson said...

Michael Cooper (on Cowherd)

"Kobe has the eye of the eagle"

El Padrino said...

"Danks is horrible. To base his value on 2 months of a season is dumb"

ok, we'll see

Meiz said...

"tem desperately needs a closer though"


Maybe Tem's punting saves

Keith S said...

"Kobe has the eye of the eagle"

Well he did rape the bitch in Eagle, CO.


Allegedly

El Padrino said...

keef i have two reds on my team that i would like to move as cincy has already begun to pack it in

El Padrino said...

would you like one

Tyler said...

Zeke, is McLouth or Werth available?

El Padrino said...

mike vick never allowed to own another dog

ever, forever ever

Meiz said...

Dammit, I ♥ Fantasy League talk

Steve said...

no doubt Meiz.

I almost picked put down on the new UFC for XBox, you play any of those?

isiah thompson said...

Zeke, is McLouth or Werth available?

Everyone is STILL available.

isiah thompson said...

comcast/nfln agreement


fastery?

isiah thompson said...

I almost picked put down on the new UFC for XBox, you play any of those?


He saw an ad for it on Fallen.

Steve said...

also. just read that Home Depo also reported better than expected numbers for the firt quarter.

Gotta be a good sign when Lowes and HD are starting to clim out of the shitter.

El Padrino said...

"Gotta be a good sign when Lowes and HD are starting to clim out of the shitter."

think again, doesnt mean people are buying new homes

plus commercial real estate will crash soon

isiah thompson said...

Depo

clim

isiah thompson said...

also. just read that Home Depo also reported better than expected numbers for the firt quarter.


or the street had really low expectations.

El Padrino said...

firt

Steve said...

"think again, doesnt mean people are buying new homes"

no, but it does mean that they're spending money. or at least, more money than they were this time last year.

Tyler said...

Zeke, Cain for Mclouth.

Jugdish said...

no, but it does mean that they're spending money. or at least, more money than they were this time last year.


its due to all those new jobs Obama has created...all those construction jobs

tem said...

"tem desperately needs a closer though"


why?



El Padrino said...
rank this

closers are only valuable for saves
they only pitch one inning, if you get a good starter he impacts 4 categories greatly

May 19, 2009 1:05 PM

Meiz said...

"I almost picked put down on the new UFC for XBox, you play any of those?"


Steve, you're gonna have to clarify this. I don't know what you're asking.

isiah thompson said...

Shields

tem said...

"plus commercial real estate will crash soon"

already started

Steve said...

The new UFC game coming out on XBox. Next month I think.

Blueshon said...

doesn't mean they're spending more money than last year, means they're spending more money than the conservative analysts expected.

tem said...

it is out today steve.

tem said...

see the "tem" link from keith for a best buy deal on it.

tem said...

block

tem said...

block

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