Wednesday, April 08, 2009

You Better Run, You Better Take Cover.

Ok, so, the '80s song that I wanted to post can't be embedded, so I guess I'm going to have to link to it. It's not from a movie or anything, it's just straight up '80s awesomeness. Walk the Dinosaur, by Was (Not Was). Yeah, that's right, open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.

Now, onto a video that I can embed. Down Under, by Men At Work. Don't act like you don't like this song, it's a classic, AND it contains the greatest flute solo in the history of rock music:



This next video was lifted from the Yahoo! NBA Blog, Ball Don't Lie, because it is funny as hell:



"Watch machine beauty hair flow. In slo-mo. Jesus Shuttlesworth, you like Machine?"

So, this Blake Griffin kid thinks he's got a future in the pros. I cannot wait until the draft, because, as I said the other night, I really want to know who effs up and takes Tyler Hansbrough. I'm telling you, I've got money on the Bobcats with their first pick.

Does Troy Aikman have like a blog or something? Cuz every time there's news involving the Cowboys, the Associated Press runs a story about Aikman's thoughts on the matter. The latest is that cutting TO was ok, and that Roy Williams needs to step up. Really Troy? Ya think? Thanks for the insight, Captain Obvious. Anything else you feel you need to say? Like, the sun will rise in the East tomorrow morning? Why don't you sit the next few out, Troy. Thanks, but, no thanks.

Jordan's kid decides to go to some College in Florida. But not one with a bigtime rep, like the Gators, or even Miami. Nope, he's gonna go to the University of Central Florida. What? They're saying he's going to transfer after a year if he plays well. Why is ESPN all over this story? I know he's the son of one of the greatest basketball players to ever live, but seriously, he signed with UCF, who cares?

Felipe Lopez hit two home runs in his first two at-bats for the Dbags. I'm just sayin'. I AM JUST SAYING.

You too can own a wax statue of Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Joe Montana, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Mark McGwire or Hulk Hogan, if you're willing to bid enough. I have been contacted by the Rev and will serve as his agent at the auction. He has authorized me to go as high as $35k for the statue of Hulkster. We'll see what happens.

That's all I've got, next week be on the lookout for the Drunken NBA Playoff Preview. I gotta make a trip to Bevmo this weekend and start writing. It will be fan-tastic.

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Beth said...

Even from Hilton Head I get the first comment...

Beth said...

And this is just for you Meiz:

GOLF PICKS!!

JFreak said...

That's what she said.

El Padrino said...

is it sunny and warm

El Padrino said...

i imagine baby jordan picked that school so he can fly under the radar

that or he isnt that good

El Padrino said...

that down under song is so awesomelly bad i love it

El Padrino said...

$200A GAME!? REMEMBER QUINCY CARTER

El Padrino said...

GILBERT, AZ LAYS OFF 267 TEACHERS

JFreak said...

Stop yelling at me.

tem said...

beff shows up for tyler's posts and not for mine.

i see how it is.

El Padrino said...

this little kid dances better than me

JFreak said...

You shouldn't be calling people the same height as you little.

El Padrino said...

why are you awake

JFreak said...

Still out of balance from the week of night shifts. Woke up at 5.

tem said...

are you done filming your tv show?

JFreak said...

Yes.

El Padrino said...

how unbelievable so they make those houses

JFreak said...

Are "how" and "so" supposed to be switched?

tem said...

did you have a good time doing whatever it was you were doing at 3am?

JFreak said...

There was less going on at night, production wise, than I thought, but it was still pretty fun.

tem said...

there was probably more going on than i would think.

El Padrino said...

so = do

JFreak said...

That would probably be true.

JFreak said...

this house wasn't too extravagant. 2 story, enough bedrooms for each person plus a basement. They did build a library in a seperate building that's supposed to serve the neighborhood or something.

El Padrino said...

nic cage had to sell his castle, cry for him

El Padrino said...

zeke/jug read this, bout obama blowing islam by going to turkey and making america look like assholes

tem said...

we are assholes.

El Padrino said...

good read on nfl teams using myspace/facebook/blogs to vet out draft prospects

El Padrino said...

"we are assholes."

we are the greatest country in the world, speak for yourself

El Padrino said...

brandon morrow was not very good last night

El Padrino said...

you would think cc sabathia is a devil and that the yanks will go 0-162 this year the way the back page were the past two days

it's so comical

i truly believe ryan leaf would have hanged himself if he were drafted here instead of SD

Steve said...

"we are the greatest country in the world"

And EP would know, he lives in thre greatest city on earth.

spaceman spiff said...

"brandon morrow was not very good last night"

fuck morrow/batista

El Padrino said...

i would like to upgrade my closer position in the keeper is anyone has an available one

spaceman spiff said...

theres easter candy in the break room, i took a quarter of the basket back to my desk

spaceman spiff said...

"i would like to upgrade my closer position in the keeper is anyone has an available one"

suite

El Padrino said...

"Queens-bound G train at 2am?"

i aint gonna say she deserved it but.....

El Padrino said...

"theres easter candy in the break room, i took a quarter of the basket back to my desk"

good man

Keith S said...

Those crazy Bayside kids have some work to do to keep Kelly's grandpa from losing his hotel

Keith S said...

Anyone watching that Rock of Love Bus? Those 2 final chicks are smokin

Keith S said...

Goddman pirates

Keith S said...

turd

El Padrino said...

boring

Blue said...

i eat pieces of turd like you for breakfast

El Padrino said...

shit breath

Blue said...

you would think

Blue said...

i may have to change my avatar to Tulo if he keeps up his 162HR pace

Keith S said...

zack always gets the hot chick

spaceman spiff said...

keef, pls advice soriano to stop hitting homers

Keith S said...

Why would I do that?

Keith S said...

And he's only hit 1

Keith S said...

Nevermind, didn't see the one from yesterday

Blue said...

"And he's only hit 1"

if 1 = 2 then yes

Blue said...

soriano = evil

El Padrino said...

fucking albanians

JFreak said...

"i would like to upgrade my closer position in the keeper is anyone has an available one"

Frankie is available.

El Padrino said...

what are you looking for?

Blue said...

i have a lot of position players available in both leagues.

spaceman spiff said...

"She says, "I asked him, 'Why are you doing this?' and he said, 'Because I'm Albanian, I can do whatever the f- - - I want.' "

aitch

Blue said...

i need more non-shitty SP and RP

El Padrino said...

jess simp tit veins on IDLYITW

spaceman spiff said...

"i need more non-shitty SP and RP"

you should have picked up your boy you-bald-yo

Blue said...

"you should have picked up your boy you-bald-yo"

Zeke had him and i have too many rockies anyway...fucking autodraft

if ubaldo comes into his own, he could be this years clifton

spaceman spiff said...

except wif more K's

Blue said...

yeah, he has nasty stuff...his problem last year was way too many walks

Blue said...

oh, and he pitches for a shitty team

spaceman spiff said...

'you dead, dawg' is finally playing

JFreak said...

"what are you looking for?"

a good deal.

El Padrino said...

aren't we all

Tyler said...

I forgot to mention in my post that on sports talk radio, they can't stop talking about these rumors that the Sacramento Kings might be moving to Anaheim. Yep, THREE basketball teams in the L.A. area.

spaceman spiff said...

there are kings fan here, transplants from up norf, they are the best people to talk shit to

El Padrino said...

freak i'm keeping nathan so i'm not sure what your looking for, if you trade frankie you'll have wood and closer backups so again

what are you looking for

you can have motte and morrow in exchange for frankie

Tyler said...

Yeah, my old boss was from Sacto. He was pissed for days after some of those losses in the playoffs against the Lakers.

Meiz said...

Goddamn Wednesdays are the suck

Blue said...

where aren't the kings rumored to be moving to.

last i heard, they may end up in Brooklyn and make a run at Lebron

Tyler said...

El P found out that BBRod is available? Here we go...

Tyler said...

KC and St. Louis are the other two options. So Anaheim actually has a pretty decent shot at it, because the Maloofs won't know what to do in KC or St. Louis.

El Padrino said...

"Yep, THREE basketball teams in the L.A. area."

yet no football team

awesome

El Padrino said...

"El P found out that BBRod is available? Here we go..."

it could be anyone who has a solid closer role, i dont necesarily want frankie but doing due dilligence on him like any good gm

El Padrino said...

"Maloofs won't know what to do in KC or St. Louis."

likka sto close at 9pm

what

joe, lets get the fuck out of here

El Padrino said...

move the kings to seattle man

makes sense, give those people life again

El Padrino said...

unrelated

my daughter (20 months) saw a little mexican girl on the train saturday and said "Hi Dora"!

El Padrino said...

hilarity ensued within me

Blue said...

"Yeah, my old boss was from Sacto. He was pissed for days after some of those losses in the playoffs against the Lakers."


this still hurts

JFreak said...

"freak i'm keeping nathan so i'm not sure what your looking for, if you trade frankie you'll have wood and closer backups so again"

I currently have 3 closers. I'm fine with parting with one.

"you can have motte and morrow in exchange for frankie"

Think what it would take for you to trade frankie to someone else, and then offer that to me.

tem said...

"we are the greatest country in the world, speak for yourself"

the prosecution rests.

Blue said...

ooh, that's a good one freak..i'm gonna steal that

Tyler said...

If they moved them to Seattle (which does make the most sense) they'd have the same problem they have in Sacto: the home arena sucks and they're not going to build a new one. Honda center is brandnew, they just built a new place in KC, I think St. Louis has a new place too; they're looking at places with new arenas where they can sell corporate boxes.

El Padrino said...

freak has 6 cubs on his team and i'm the homer

yeah ok

tem said...

i keep forgetting about the keeper league.

JFreak said...

Yes, but the Cubs are a good team.

El Padrino said...

"If they moved them to Seattle (which does make the most sense) they'd have the same problem they have in Sacto: the home arena sucks and they're not going to build a new one."

of course, contingent on them agreeing to build a new one after getting BURNED for bot building a new one

El Padrino said...

"Yes, but the Cubs are a good team."

So are the mets so that joke fails

JFreak said...

Also, you can't forget that I also have DeRo and Wood, that probably counts for 1/2 a Cub each.

El Padrino said...

US takes back ship from samolis


BEST COUNTRY IN THE LAND

take our boats, get punched in the mouth

JFreak said...

I rented a jackhammer with a shovel attachment to take out some dead bushes.

This should be fun.

JFreak said...

EP, I expect an offer for Frankie by the time I return.

Get on it.

spaceman spiff said...

"freak has 6 cubs on his team and i'm the homer

yeah ok"

even freak wouldnt have passed on pooholes

tem said...

i have a met. trade me something for my met.

El Padrino said...

"Also, you can't forget that I also have DeRo and Wood, that probably counts for 1/2 a Cub each."

Rich Harden, Motte

Frankie, Liriano

El Padrino said...

i'm afriad of the herp

El Padrino said...

"i have a met. trade me something for my met."

i dont collect mets

Tyler said...

Rich Harden, Motte

Frankie, Liriano

Yeah, THAT will get done.

El Padrino said...

expecting a counter offer

Keith S said...

"Rich Harden, Motte

Frankie, Liriano"



Even I would say no to that

spaceman spiff said...

motte is pretty much worfless right now

Meiz said...

"Rich Harden, Motte

Frankie, Liriano"



You left off the S after that

tem said...

"i dont collect mets"

yes you do.

tem said...

one of my teams has a cub too.

trade me for my cub.

Tyler said...

FBB quesssstion: why are there three SP slots and two P slots? Who is ever going to start three pitchers on the same day? Why isn't one of those a P, so if you do have three starting on one day, you just put him in a P slot? Godman Freak.

Tyler said...

This place is dead.

tem said...

i might start 3 pitchers on the same day.

H said...

hey everybody

El Padrino said...

i got 3 pitchers going today in yahoo

Blue said...

meiz is functionally retarded

Blue said...

i'm going to propose a trade to emfemgfdeke and see if she'll at least counter

Blue said...

my offer was Lincecum (who sucks in 2009) for two very good players who i don't remember.

tem said...

hey H

tem said...

did H get a job yet?

Blue said...

i'm looking for a collector/rock star for my office.

El Padrino said...

why doesnt aitch join the gee-tar hero tour or something

Meiz said...

I don't want your shitty players in exchange for the reigning Cy Young

Blue said...

you're funerale

El Padrino said...

ahahhahhaa

H said...

H is still doing the cab thing. this economy sucks.

To make matters worse, my mom passed away last week. So it has been a tough go lately.

Anything new and/or different on LOV?

tem said...

condolences H.

Steve said...

"To make matters worse, my mom passed away last week."

Damn H, sorry to hear it.

H said...

thanks guys. been tough

El Padrino said...

hang in there lol king, sorry for your loss

tem said...

i don't think much is new here.

keith came out of the closet.


not really. he got married.

Blue said...

sorry to here* that h...

LoV is not the same

Blue said...

we should start an LoV 2.0...or an LoV vista or something.

get a lot of hype and publicity surrounding our new launch..maybe at macworld or something.

tem said...

ocho cinco to the giants.

tem said...

we should start putting up girls muff's and call ourselves guess her muff 2.

tem said...

that's what H missed.

guesshermuff blog.

el pad knows it by heart now.

El Padrino said...

h, guess her muff wil cheer you up

El Padrino said...

obama chia pet

El Padrino said...

i am poor, smart with a deep desire to be rich

Meiz said...

Spotty internet happening today

Blue said...

fuck you wall

H said...

question: is it possible to use my tv as a computer monitor? do i need a different port than what comes on a standard pc for the monitor?

Blue said...

"i am poor, smart with a deep desire to be rich"

i am poor and dumb with a deep desire to be rich

Blue said...

if your tv has a port to hook up to a computers

you can use it.

Blue said...

if no port...then no

H said...

well my tv has the usual ports (s-video, rca and hdmi) plus a usb port and on other round port that im unsure of its purpose...

Blue said...

now you are qualified to work for geek squad

Blue said...

probably can't hook up as a monitor then.

would need one of those ports that look like this

Jugdish said...

I just ordered the Obama chia pet...its gonna be suite.

H said...

nope. none of those. i wonder if they make adapters. lol

Blue said...

they just took the obama chiapet off the market...something about being racist..

blue did not approve of that message.

Blue said...

there may be a way to adapter it, but that's my limited geek squad nollidge..

i'm sure freak or spiff know how.

Jugdish said...

you can order it on line still

El Padrino said...

"on other round port that im unsure of its purpose..."


S Video port

El Padrino said...

dead bushes must have gotten the better of freak

Steve said...

"well my tv has the usual ports (s-video, rca and hdmi) plus a usb port and on other round port that im unsure of its purpose..."

go to best buy. tell them what you want. you can buy VGA to TV Converters.

Basicly, if it works with your xbox it can work with your tv.

Steve said...

woops. if it works with your xbox it can work with your computer.

JFreak said...

"Rich Harden, Motte

Frankie, Liriano"

"expecting a counter offer"

How's the saying go? Can't counter retardedness?

JFreak said...

Thoses bushes were bitches.

JFreak said...

Those, even

JFreak said...

I like your second offer better. I must think on it.

El Padrino said...

ok bushwhacker

El Padrino said...

"Ptwitty question of the day!!!!! if you had to be born again as an animal what animal would you wanna be ? And why??"


Lion

JFreak said...

I hate twitter.

JFreak said...

EP, I like the offer, but I'm gonna hold off for now, give my staff a few starts first.

Blue said...

""Ptwitty question of the day!!!!! if you had to be born again as an animal what animal would you wanna be ? And why??""

i want to be any animal that doesn't get twittered

El Padrino said...

"EP, I like the offer, but I'm gonna hold off for now, give my staff a few starts first."

ok, i'll be here for awhile

tem said...

"Lion"

you forgot the and why.

Blue said...

does shamhoff twit for pdidder?

tem said...

blank stare

El Padrino said...

why is easy

king of the jungle

Blue said...

"blank stare"

shamhoff always asked "and why?"

tem said...

oh, ISWYDT

tem said...

"king of the jungle"

so you have jungle fever?

Blue said...

i nerve been to the jungle

Steve said...

"why is easy

I'd get to hunt and kill black people."


*fixed

tem said...

where is mr. as. today?

tem said...

some of the chicks on GHM have jungles down there.

Steve said...

Kourtney K, looking good.

Blue said...

GHM hall of fame is quality

Blue said...

girl 182 has bonus pictures...and yes...they are a bonus.

Meiz said...

I'd want to be a polar bear

Blue said...

well meiz....

you're 2/3rd of the way there.

Meiz said...

Yes. I weigh 600 lbs.

El Padrino said...

all you have to do it start eating penguins

Blue said...

fat and white....just figure out a way to get furry and you're there

Blue said...

maybe you can get furry by eating penguins and seals

you live in Canada, shouldn't be hard to find

spaceman spiff said...

fuck rollins is in effect

spaceman spiff said...

bynum back tomorrow

holler

El Padrino said...

blanton is terrible

Meiz said...

Did the Lions take Matt Stafford already?

spaceman spiff said...

not unless both sides agreed to a contract

tem said...

no they took stephen curry.

Keith S said...

"why is easy

king of the jungle"



You don't live in a jungle

Keith S said...

lions would not be welcome in caput mundi

Keith S said...

"where is mr. as. today?"

Here

Keith S said...

"Kourtney K, looking good.'

Note to self...

Keith S said...

I just sent an email to cmk with a "I'm shocked, but not really surprised" line. She axed what that meant.

tem said...

glad to see you are here.

i was worried you went to the pool.

Keith S said...

I'm running rampant

Keith S said...

block

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