showing up New Orleans....wow 58 points. You suck. At least you shot free throws well. Maybe you guys should try something different next game. I don't know what, but anything is better.
showing up Utah Jazz....maybe next year. Everyone knows you never had a chance, so you can hold your head high that you didn't get swept.
showing up San Jose Sharks...weren't you supposed to win the Cup? You didn't even make it 7 games with the 8 seed. Good work, except the exact opposite. Really though you were up against the flying V and Emilio Estevez, so what are you going to do?
trying Pirates bullpen...you stunk yesterday. But so far as a Pirates fan there isn't much complaining to be had. On all fronts they are better than expected. Yay!
that idiotic ad on WWL right now...best rates! Today 7%, yesterday 5%. Umm wow, today is 2% higher than yesterday? If it is that volatile I suspect that today's 7% isn't the best rate.
the idiotic admin lady here that needs me to send her the same documents over and over and over again. I guess she is some sort of job security for me.
the idiots who keep calling me and making me stop writing my post....except NOT. Fuck those idiots and fuck AXE.
Obama.
the following tem movie review:
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Umm wow, talk about a movie title that takes the fun out of a tem review...dang. Hell they might as well just throw all the dialogue in there too. I'm not even sure I really need to explain this movie, but whatever, that's what I am here for.
This movie is predictably about a night at a museum. Inferring from the title one can deduce that the museum is the Smithsonian. Also one can infer that there is a battle there. Basically this is the whole plot. Evil terrorists couldn't get any more planes to crash into El Pad's buildings so they go after the museum....but they got another thing coming because Robin Williams is there. Yes indeed, second only to Chuck Norris in men killed is Robin Williams. First he starts talking and then he never shuts up. Your ears fall off and you bleed out like Sean Taylor (what? still too soon???). Personally I'd rather just get the Norris kick to the face, but whatever, some people deserve the Robin Williams death and they get it. That's right Robin Williams kills the terrorists before they can steal the Darth Vader outfit from the Smithsonian.
Also Ben Stiller was there, but his wife wasn't so nobody cared.
2 helmet stickers out of 5.
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does chicago even care about hockey anymore?
what's hockey
if you don't know by now, then you'll never know.
unless you find out later.
in which case you would then know.
and not have the need to ask that question anymore.
although you never put a question mark on it.
so maybe it was not a question at all.
i am going to assume that the question mark was implied.
it seems like a safe assumption.
does chicago even care about hockey anymore?
they do now
but assumptions are dangerous.
awww, jug ended my early morning run.
YES!
Apparently buzzing the tower is not as funny in NYC as it was in Top Gun.
safe to say
Whoever approved that is a moron though...no cents at all.
bah, plenty of sense.
NYers need to not live in fear. if they live in the fear then the terrorists win. NYers are just rolling over and letting the terrorists win. they have no marbles.
bah, plenty of sense.
makes more cents to just do the photoshop thing.
nothing beats the real thing.
from a $$$ standpoint though, yeah photoshop was the way to go.
honestly can't believe el pad has not taken the bait yet.
i still think it's funny
terrorist have won...NYC lives in fear every day.
I, on the other hand, applaud when low flying jets come through Downtown Denver.
that's also because they're usually doing a fly-over for a sporting event, so applause is necessary
fly-overs don't seem to work very well at the pepsi center though...
but they show them on the bigscreen as the fighter jets fly over the arena
it could just be stock video though too, because the fly-over seems to be the same, and it's daytime out, and the game is usually at night.
blue knows.
i think i'm being bamboozled
"honestly can't believe el pad has not taken the bait yet."
swimming past the hook today
spiff you all over the GTA Chinatown game or what
why you always gotta make a chinaman joke
i mean, it's not like anybody says "hey ep, you all over that GTA lil italy, version"
el pad is just letting the terrorists win.
must not love the U S of A.
wants to know about Chinatown instead.
likes their New Year's. Wants to bang a China lady.
"why you always gotta make a chinaman joke"
wasnt a joke, valid question
wants to eat with chopsticks.
wants to study with Mr. Myagi.
doesn't realize Myagi is Japanese.
i've been to chinatown
did you want t move there?
myagi son was from okinawa
no, i did not want to move there.
but there were lots of dead ducks hanging in winders
btw-
robin williams death is the worse
hahahaha. dolphins releases John Beck.
They might actually want Pat White as a QB.
"myagi son was from okinawa"
i am under the impression this is in Japan.
"Christ, Rev. Leave it to the old fart to make the dirty jokes."
Jesus mize, you're probably the only person here that wouldn't have thought anything dirty about your comment
pat white could be really good.
"but there were lots of dead ducks hanging in winders"
don't be a duck in chinatown.
i never said that okinawa was not in japan, nor did i say it was
keith gets the "random comment of the day" award.
I did give csil the finger at the bar, though. She was a drunk sloppy mess
Fucking chihauahas*
I was thisclose to punching an old jew bitch in the face this morning
ns
"To me and my family, he is a loving and caring person and in the eyes of the law and the constitution, he is innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt," she said in a statement Monday. "I just can only hope that the criminal justice system will not be overwhelmed and persuaded by what is being put forth in the media."
Yeah, stupid evidence gets in the way every time
i never said that pat white could be really good., nor did i say that pat white couldn't be really good.
"I did give csil the finger at the bar"
knowing the as. this could mean anything.
"I was thisclose to punching an old jew bitch in the face this morning
"
bitch didn't have your money?
"knowing the as. this could mean anything."
mize told me to give her the finger last night. I assumed it was a dirty comment, so did rev. mize meant flipping the bird I guess
exactly tem...escpecially knowing the cmkeith family
"bitch didn't have your money?"
yes
mize meant flipping the bird I guess
knowing the as. this could mean anything
why didn't you punch the old jew lady?
ep is a giver
It seems like we have been hearing about Obama's first 100 days for over 100 days now.
There were a lot of witnesses. Humane society has a mobile clinic where I was taking the dog to get neutered this morning. Supposed to drop them off at 7am so I got there about 6:30 and there was a line of about 20 people. So the line is moving forward and this old bitch walks up and gets in line about 5 people behind me. As the line moves forward, she creeps up and eventually she's in front of me. I didn't see her until she went up to the table to fill out the form. So i go up to fill out the form and the lady said that they didn't have any more room, that old bitch was the last one they took. So I was walking back to my car and walked past her and called her a fucking bitch.
Mize
you got cut by some old lady in a dog neutering line?
i am nearly 100% sure i would have never guessed that is why you were going to punch her.
old bitch cut like 5 people and fucked them over.
hilarious for everyone but those 5 people.
"you got cut by some old lady in a dog neutering line?"
exactly
woe is me
why neuter the dog
Historian Julian Zelizer says it's too early to say if Barack Obama's presidency will be a success
No shit?
i was also completely unaware that mobile dog ball cutting off places existed.
"why neuter the dog"
Bob Barker tolt me to
"Historian Julian Zelizer says it's too early to say if Barack Obama's presidency will be a success
"
maybe for him.
i could tell you all right now what is going to happen. but won't.
I got cut by some sweet little old lady in a motorized cart...and I didn't even see it coming!
fixed
does drew carey say that at the end of the show now or does he just ask where his check is?
"i was also completely unaware that mobile dog ball cutting off places existed."
Me too. But it's like $80 compared to about $200 at a veterinary hospital
i was also completely unaware that mobile dog ball cutting off places existed.
kind of like those places that fix cracks in your windshield
funny thing is that the dog has a completely different view of this old lady and he is telling a great stories to his dog friends.
Me too. But it's like $80 compared to about $200 at a veterinary hospital
its a lot cheaper when they don't use and pain meds
Yeah, definitely a stay of execution for the pup
funny thing is that the dog has a completely different view of this old lady and he is telling a great stories to his dog friends.
hilarity
Woe
here's the scene:
some old angel lady gets in line behind this as. that was going to get my nuts cut off. she could see it in my eyes that i didn't deserve to be neutered. so she slides in front of the as. and saves my balls. i'm going to send her a fruit basket.
O:FB continues
"Bob Barker tolt me to"
i know, never understood it
Dog has a little more spring in his step this morning
"i know, never understood it"
the terrorists want the dogs to keep mating. if you don't nueter your dog you are supporting the terrorists.
"i know, never understood it"
makes them less aggressive, won't hump everything, and won't have puppies
"makes them less aggressive, won't hump everything, and won't have puppies"
well obviously, it seems cruel though
what if someone decided that you should not have kids and cut your balls off, that would be bad no?
also you can make like 5 grand if you let them make babies
save the balls
"what if someone decided that you should not have kids and cut your balls off, that would be bad no?"
Well I asked him but he's unable to talk
the terrorists have won?
dammit!!!
i knew this would happen.
Matt* Sanchez wearing a Mess jersey and a Jess hat yesterday whilst throwing out the first pitch was grate*
"also you can make like 5 grand if you let them make babies"
i imagine this kind of depends on the dog.
mutts aren't going to bring you $5k, no matter how many bitches they knock up.
the two go hand in hand
stupid matt sanchez...already becoming a douchenozzle
"Well I asked him but he's unable to talk"
maybe he just won't talk to you.
after all you are trying to get his nuts cut off.
"mutts aren't going to bring you $5k, no matter how many bitches they knock up."
ok 2 grand
"also you can make like 5 grand if you let them make babies"
When I bought him, the breeder gave me a deal if I agreed not to breed him.
How is it different than getting a vasectomy? They both are probably gonna hurt for a few days afterwards
"When I bought him, the breeder gave me a deal if I agreed not to breed him."
that guy is a nazi
"How is it different than getting a vasectomy? They both are probably gonna hurt for a few days afterwards"
you choose to get a vasectomy and probably after you have kids
i'm just saying, if i had a dog
(AHIK), i couldnt do it
top girl on GHM today has huge teets.
ep needs one more eye
is he a cyclops?
maybe
chipotle's kids menu is not very appealing...where's the mexican toy?
"you choose to get a vasectomy and probably after you have kids"
I'm not sure if you've ever had a dog before, but they don't make a lot of decisions on their own
what if your kid doesn't want a taco or a quesadilla
they choose where to shit and who/what to lick
so about as many decisions as mize makes in a day.
wadr meiz.
A bronze statue was unveiled yesterday at Churchill Downs of the race’s 2006 winner, who died after a lengthy battle with a hoof condition. Barbaro’s ashes are buried beneath the sculpture, which stands near Gate 1, next to the Kentucky Derby Museum.
The artwork is being called a first, because it shows the horse in midair, with no feet touching the ground.
why is the horse jumping?
"I'm not sure if you've ever had a dog before, but they don't make a lot of decisions on their own"
so your saying you want someone other than yourself to choose whether or not to have your balls removed?
and does a statute of barabaro look different than a statue of mr. ed...or secratariat, or seattle slew?
"so your saying you want someone other than yourself to choose whether or not to have your balls removed?"
That's actually nothing like what I said
he got married...same thing as having your balls removed.
I didn't buy a dog to breed him. I bought him to have as a pet.
does the hamburger you eat choose to be slaughtered
does the swine flu you catch choose to kill you
does the plane choose to crash into the building
humans control everything
Top of the food chain, motherfucker
i saw a guido walking a tiny white dog yesterday
it was refreshing
little dogs be the gayness yo
"what if someone decided that you should not have kids and cut your balls off, that would be bad no?"
dogs arent humans
"When I bought him, the breeder gave me a deal if I agreed not to breed him."
of course they dont want their customers to breed the dogs, so they can be the ones making the money, everyone gets that 'deal'
USC Song Girls
"dogs arent humans"
Exactly
"of course they dont want their customers to breed the dogs, so they can be the ones making the money, everyone gets that 'deal'"
Everyone except EP
"Everyone except EP"
and alot of other people
it's like that non-compete clause that the frenchies wanted EP to sign
"of course they dont want their customers to breed the dogs, so they can be the ones making the money, everyone gets that 'deal'"
my question would be how the fuck would they know
oh, they'd know....they'd know
they can pull AKC records, and you'd need that if you were going to sell your pups for any real $$$
EP,
Never get a dog.
Regards
"they can pull AKC records, and you'd need that if you were going to sell your pups for any real $$$"
black market no
oh i get it
everyone is right, el pad is wrong
i love this game
HUNGRY
"black market no"
If you're selling a pure bred, people aren't gonna pay the money for that w/o getting documents showing the dog's lineage.
life after people looks dumb
"If you're selling a pure bred, people aren't gonna pay the money for that w/o getting documents showing the dog's lineage."
makes sense
what if you cross breed, mkae some mutts
mutts live longer
"what if you cross breed, mkae some mutts"
Instead of selling for a grand, you sell for $50
EP's Dog owner's checklist:
Rape stand
"Instead of selling for a grand, you sell for $50"
how bout a pet lizard or something
i had an iguana, he was a cool dude
i don't know, a lot of celebs want mutts now, so that'll be the next big thing, i'm sure.
I, on the other hand, applaud when low flying jets come through Downtown Denver.
hilarity
uno, dos, tres, quatro
i know you want me
the mickey ward movie that was gonna be wahlberg as ward and damon as brother/trainer, bale has signed to play the brother/trainer
"how bout a pet lizard or something"
They have smaller nuts
""Powder" is going straight to DVD in June."
hilarity, biel took the role not caring about the nudity because she just had to have the role, thinking it was going to be a great movie
*powder blue
""Powder" is going straight to DVD in June."
not getting a chance to see those bazongas on the big screen sucks.
but, zoom and rewind does not suck
La Piazza in Glendale AZ
boys, looked like a 5 star brick oven joint
do patronize and report back
this arlen spector news is terrible
Glendale is like 8 towns over for me
"uno, dos, tres, quatro"
shush
then something about hellen keller's hips.
fucking rev's fault
"Glendale is like 8 towns over for me"
whoa
didnt you have a two day bet
that place is prob 5-10 mins from where I work
Blueshon said...
btw-
robin williams death is the worse
::flank star::
Rodriguez (hip) could play in a minor league game this week and could return as early as May 9, the New York Daily News reports.
"::flank star::"
good to know you read the post.
"this arlen spector news is terrible"
says you.
apologies tem, I didn't get to the movie review yet.
i am surprised you read the other crap at all.
beff reads the movie review then goes back to bed.
cnn.com has a mock draft for next year out.
wow.
beff reads the movie review then goes back to bed.
I usually wait to see Beff's reaction to the movie review then decide if I'll read in detail.
ns
cbs does too
beff doesn't comment on my days.
she only comments early before i post to complain that i haven't posted yet.
The other crap is the best part of Temposts
I was really hoping for Cribs: Tem Edition today
she also comments if you don't movie review.
she's a typical woman, nothing to say unless she has something to complain about.
"I was really hoping for Cribs: Tem Edition today"
meiz is scoping out the guest bedrooom, see if it's someplace for HIM TO GO
Hell to the yes.
I bet tem could use a little mortgage relief bailout.
I bet tem could use a little mortgage relief bailout.
tem would become the new deluxe
old man in the office says the whole economy is going to shut down due to pig flu.
tent city here we come.
"I was really hoping for Cribs: Tem Edition today"
i'm down for doing this next week.
"I bet tem could use a little mortgage relief bailout."
who couldn't?
i told old man in the office to "put the mat away" and just got a blank stare.
i'm getting real tired of news outlets making up outrageous shit and then me having to discuss it with people.
if 90M american die from pig flu then.....
that's a huge fucking if right now since i think right now 0 americans have died from it.
swine flu scare tactics dont work
go away media
swine flu scare tactics dont work
go away media
takes away the focus of Osama and lets him have another "yo peep game homie, no need to worry" press conference that he does so well at.
"takes away the focus of Osama and lets him have another "yo peep game homie, no need to worry" press conference that he does so well at."
definetely setting up a OBAMA saves the day press conference
funny how he went to me-he-co nine days before this shit hit the fan
take THAT conspiracy theorists!
PIG FLU!!!
Bossman's friend got married in Mexico last week. His new wife has the pig flu.
NS
IN YOU FACE!
not sure if already linked
cnn.com has a mock draft for next year out.
they have Tebow going to the Skins...suite
"His new wife has the pig flu."
is she dead now? should i go get a tent?
Paulus to Michigan and Tebow to the skins would not be a good year for you would it zeke?
meiz will have the swine flu soon, but he will discover the cure
cheap vodka
cnn.com has a mock draft for next year out.
he's got a Philly vs San Diego Superbowl.
meiz will never know he has the swine flu because he has no insurance
whoe
Gints as a NFC Champyunship game participant
diddo* NE
no way SD ever beats NE in the playoffs.
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