Monday, April 13, 2009

Sleepy

I fell asleep early tonight and just woke up to write this. Like, I literally just woke up from a deep sleep, realized that I forgot to post something, went through a back and forth "should I do it now or wake up early in the morning to do it", and decided to write it now. Does LoV play too big of a role in my life? Probably. Do I care too much about that right now? Probably not. I love this place. Everyone here is good people. That was a big (NS) right there. (NS)

The Masters on Sunday was pretty HDH. Big charges by Phil and Tiger fell short. I would have loved to have been in that gallery following that group. They probably had at least 75% of the fans following them. And it's hard to say that Phil "choked" because he shot a 67 on Sunday, but hitting into the water on 12 and then missing basically gimme eagle and birdie putts brought back memories of the "old" Phil when he's paired with Tiger. I was rooting for Perry to win, though. But he did choke, and the only guy in the top 10 that I didn't want to see win, won. Oh well.

This goddman pirate story is also HDH. Navy Seals, bitches! USA is the better. Hey pirates, how's our as. taste? Thanks Obama!

1 week into the MLB season and Boston is in last. Operation Fuck Boston is still going strong.

That's all I've got, I'm really tired. Happy day after Easter, everyone. I hope you all got plenty of candy in your Easter baskets.

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tem said...

I got no Easter basket.

woe.

tem said...

media is saying it is now bad the Seals rescued the captain because now Pirates will just kill hostages.


Fuck you media. Fuck you with a hot tire iron right in the ass. Fuck you missionary with Ruben Studdard and let him crush you. I hope you fucking have to eat out the mom from Gilbert Grape...seriously, I hope someone captures the entire media and then Hugh Downs has to go down on Gilbert Grapes mom.

and Fuck AXE too.

El Padrino said...

temrant, suite

El Padrino said...

i'm tired too

El Padrino said...

waaaaaaay two much food, brought in enough food to feed my section

El Padrino said...

where was that tiger woo i was supposed to tune in to see

shankin

that's where
tigger wins that pre-surgery

deal with it

tem said...

tiger played well enough to win on sunday...he just didn't play well enough on thursday or friday.

El Padrino said...

and mitts was even worse

El Padrino said...

screw golf anyway

El Padrino said...

nobody cares, every year someone chokes, every year it's the same thing

golf fans

anybody ever straight dominate 4 days in a row, start to finish

because that would be some good shit

tem said...

tiger did in the masters or something one time.

he won by like 15 strokes or something.

tem said...

in 1997 he won by 12 strokes.

El Padrino said...

1997 as in 12 years ago

tem said...

yes 12 years ago.

it has probably happened more recently in other tournaments.

El Padrino said...

tem, leftwhich

congrats

tem said...

yeah, you know it's bad when you are excited about that signing.

the team went from D- at QB to C or B- or something like that.

tem said...

then they will draft josh freeman and have at least 10 QBs on the roster.

El Padrino said...

busy lookin for a shitty hotel in some shitty part of georgia to see my sister

blow me

fucking georgia, why couldnt see live in savannah or somewhere normal

tem said...

why not stay with beth?

El Padrino said...

POS, Georgia. Funny thing, in the wiki entry it mentions Franklin, North Carlina another gem of a place to live which is where el pad's mom lives

you cant pick family

El Padrino said...

"why not stay with beth?"

something tells me cmep would have a beef with that

not sure why

tem said...

never know til you ask.

Steve said...

Pirates

Why are we not arming the ships? It wouldn’t take much to defend these vessels, half a dozen guys with M16s or something.

And now more “war talk” is being brought up. No thank you, we have enough on our plate as is.

Arm the ships!

tem said...

"Why are we not arming the ships? It wouldn’t take much to defend these vessels, half a dozen guys with M16s or something."

because most of the guys on the boats don't have a clue how to use the guns.

and when the pirates took over the ship then the pirates would have more guns.

pirates are trained at this shit, the sailors aren't, so they and their weapons would be easy prey for pirates.

also if we arm them the pirates will know they are armed and just open fire. no hostages that get released, just a bunch of dead sailors who didn't stand a chance.

El Padrino said...

i agree

Steve said...

I don't mean give the current crew machine guns. I mean stick 5 or 6 Marines on each ship.

This last one, the pirates floated up on an inflatable dingy. Threw a grappling hook over the cargo ship and climbed up. They always know the pirates are coming, most of the time you read something like “the cargo ship tried evasive maneuvers…”. Putting a handful of Marines on each ship in the region would be effective, and cheaper than bombing or invading another country.

Keith S said...

"nobody cares, every year someone chokes, every year it's the same thing"

Spoken like a true Mess fan

spaceman spiff said...

EP, how does josh johnson's as. taste

spaceman spiff said...

i hope blue does the power rankings today

El Padrino said...

he was awesome

spaceman spiff said...

shamwow guy-hooker fight, crime scene pics

El Padrino said...

saw those, grimy

Blue said...

power rankings are not happening today due to interweb issues.


fuck the interweb

Blue said...

fuck you al gore for inventing the interweb and inventing global warming

Meiz said...

I dreamt that today was Sunday, and I was looking forward to Tiger winning the Masters.

Blue said...

phil made an awsome* run, and then lost any hope in true phil phashion...

hit it in the water at 12 (double bogey)...miss a 4 foot putt for eagle on 13...miss a 3 foot putt for birdie on 17...and fuck you phil

Blue said...

even meiz makes those putts.

Beth said...

"why not stay with beth?"

something tells me cmep would have a beef with that

not sure why"

Not to mention fmb...

Beth said...

"phil made an awsome* run, and then lost any hope in true phil phashion..."

No question Phil did what he always does, but I don't think Tiger should get a free pass either. He bogeyed the last 2 holes, and never had a chance at par on 17. If it was anyone else you'd be hearing "choke".

spaceman spiff said...

beer man here will not go undefeated this week

spaceman spiff said...

"If it was anyone else you'd be hearing "choke"."

anyone else isnt tiger, so yea

spaceman spiff said...

tiger has a free pass for life unless he pulls a greg norman at teh masters

El Padrino said...

"Not to mention fmb..."

non-issue

Blue said...

the difference is Tiger never really made a run where i thought he had a chance to win

best Tiger could have finished realistically was -10...phil could have been at -13 if he didn't pull a phil

Keith S said...

"I don't mean give the current crew machine guns. I mean stick 5 or 6 Marines on each ship."

Aren't most of the ships that are hijacked in that area just personal yachts?

El Padrino said...

tiger choked
phil choked
perry choked

masters 2009 in a nutshell

Blue said...

maybe we should get johnny depp out there to stop the pirates

El Padrino said...

captain barbosa wouldnt be putting up with this shit

Steve said...

"Aren't most of the ships that are hijacked in that area just personal yachts?"

na, mostly cargo ships and tankers

JFreak said...

For Meiz

tem said...

wouldn't be shocked to see the US start putting marines on ships, there aren't that many US flagged ships going through that area.

most ships that get jacked are French or something.

Blue said...

damn yemenese

Blue said...

my fantasy teams blow

Blue said...

how come wwl didn't use cutler's picture for the bears on the frontpage.

Blue said...

hey one of my fantasy teams won

Meiz said...

You're welcome

Blue said...

9-2 is an ass beating

Blue said...

hmmm, seems to be interweb problems with the lov today

Meiz said...

I just have nothing to say

Meiz said...

My LOV pitching staff is in rough shape

Blue said...

yeah, i need more pitchers

El Padrino said...

fuck this day and everyone that has been a part of it

Blue said...

you want to fuck yourself?

JFreak said...

Harry Kalas collapsed and died today at Nationals Park.

Rev is sad.

tem said...

fuck you too then.

Steve said...

Gibson getting a divorse, no prenup. He's supposed to be worth around 900 million.

That's gonna sting.

Steve said...

And isn't he supposed to be a good cathlic?

Isn't divorse a really big sin, according to the guys in funny hats?

spaceman spiff said...

"And isn't he supposed to be a good cathlic?

Isn't divorse a really big sin, according to the guys in funny hats"

being catholic doesnt prevent the golddigger from filing the papers

spaceman spiff said...

doesnt matter if it is a big sin anyways, he can go to confession, say he got a divorce, 3 hail mary's 5 our fathers laters, he's got a clean slate

tem said...

if she is a gold digger then 28yrs was certainly the long play on her part.

tem said...

$1,000,000 tithe later, he's got a clean slate



*fized

Blue said...

divorse is allowed...divorce is not

spaceman spiff said...

blue also makes a great point

Steve said...

28 years.

She almost made 50k a day.

Meiz said...

That figure sounds about right for having to be married to Mel Gibson

El Padrino said...

"As a die hard Phillies phan"

fucking loser

Blue said...

i'm sorry for harry kalas

El Padrino said...

for NFL films I am

El Padrino said...

not for filly beisbol

Meiz said...

I can't wait to go home, and watch some baseball

Meiz said...

I'm craving Arby's. That Eye-taliban BMT didn't get the job done today

Blue said...

NFL films has hired chris berman to replace harry kalas

Meiz said...

bullshirt

Tyler said...

"NFL films has hired chris berman to replace harry kalas"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is the S, Blue?! WHERE. IS. THE. S?!?!

Blue said...

does that not sound like an attractive solution?

Meiz said...

WTF. People pay $300 for that shitty iRobot Roomba?

Get the fuck out of town

tem said...

TPS wins today.

Meiz said...

AD will have to carry us to victory tonight

Blue said...

that roomba thing is the ultimate in meiziness....once it's set up

Blue said...

hot receptionist is wearing tight shirt today....it's nice

Blue said...

it makes me all tingly inside

El Padrino said...

i feel like men should be allowed to comment on women's attire the way we want to without getting in trouble

lady here is rocking some great tits and i just want to tell her that she is but can't because corp policies say i'm wrong

El Padrino said...

beth would totally appreciate someone walking by her and stopping and saying hey man, you got some nice tits there

she'd love that

Blue said...

i think hot receptionist would appreciate that as well.

Blue said...

our HR lady is in her early 40's and has great tits.

sometimes i stare at them...i think i'll get fired someday

Blue said...

HR lady is one of those mid 40's party women, never had any kids, still acts like she's in her 20's...keeps herself in shape...

El Padrino said...

"HR lady is one of those mid 40's party women, never had any kids, still acts like she's in her 20's...keeps herself in shape..."

i'll take the single cougar to go please

Steve said...

I think i'd rather have it the other way. When fat chicks wear clothes that they have no business wearing.

It should be OK to say "Bitch, cover that shit up".

El Padrino said...

ah, leave the fatties alone
they need dick too ya know
some people like that

Blue said...

"i'll take the single cougar to go please"

except she's been married like 18 years...

El Padrino said...

"except she's been married like 18 years..."

debbie downer

spaceman spiff said...

holy shit, a rollins sighting

Meiz said...

"except she's been married like 18 years..."


I'll take the Kodiac special, with some extra baggage on the side.

Blue said...

meiz would take a warm apple pie right about now.

El Padrino said...

fuck today

Meiz said...

Pretty much. Doesn't even need warm at this point

Keith S said...

"Get the fuck out of town"


You need bait?

Keith S said...

THis place is pathetic

Meiz said...

You're pathetic

JFreak said...

So's your face.

Meiz said...

Hey loud lady, shut the fuck up

Keith S said...

"that roomba thing is the ultimate in meiziness....once it's set up"

I can picture mize having one of those. He can't figure out how to set it up, so he axes here every day if someone has ever had to set one up before. We all tell him to read the directions, and he comes back with "I don't trust the directions, I figured someone here had done it before, I wanted to get their opinion"

Keith S said...

Sounds like something jug would do

Keith S said...

RIP Bruce Snyder

Meiz said...

NEVER trust the directions. Its a trap.

Keith S said...

"I got no Easter basket."

That's a shame. I got one with a $50 OG gift card.


ns

tem said...

"That's a shame. I got one with a $50 OG gift card."

did the CM hook that up for you or did the easter bunny himself bring it?

Keith S said...

"did the CM hook that up for you or did the easter bunny himself bring it?"

My mom still does that every year. Technically it was for me & cmk.

tem said...

well technically it is just for her.

you get nothing now.

Keith S said...

I'll get breadsticks & salad

Keith S said...

"I'll take the Kodiac special, with some extra baggage on the side."

That got a hearty chuckle

Keith S said...

"and mitts was even worse"

Yes, except he was better.

Keith S said...

"fucking georgia, why couldnt see live in savannah or somewhere normal"


Savannah is in Georgia

Meiz said...

New lady eats some rank ass food. Gross.

Keith S said...

"tiger choked
phil choked
perry choked"


So are you fans of them now?

tem said...

i think he meant she lived in the middle of nowhere georgia and not a real town in georgia.

Keith S said...

I'm just trying to stir up shit to get the comments moving. I don't want a non-newer day on my watch.

tem said...

time to go home.

Keith S said...

GFY

Meiz said...

Tonight will be taco night

Keith S said...

Has anyone here ever used Corel Paint Shop Pro X? I just saw a free download link for it and was thinking about it because I need to have something to edit some pics I have

Meiz said...

Dude just came in all upset that the computer he ordered arrived broken.

Ummmm dude, you bought it from a pawn shop in Buffalo Grove, IL. What did you expect?

Meiz said...

Nerve heard of it

Meiz said...

Mark Fidrych Found Dead On His Farm

Meiz said...

The Phillies had cigarettes in the dugout before the game in honor of Harry K today.

Keith S said...

"Mark Fidrych Found Dead On His Farm"

Damn, sports tri-fecta today

Keith S said...

Worcester County district attorney Joseph D. Early Jr. says a family friend found Fidrych about 2:30 p.m. Monday beneath a dump truck. He appeared to be working on the truck, Early said.


Damn, getting crushed to death would be terrible

Keith S said...

Damn, apparently I'm starting comments with damn, now.

Keith S said...

Maybe I can have mize go get me some damn bait when he gets the fuck out of town.

Keith S said...

That was a damn natty z

Meiz said...

Damn, fuck.

Meiz said...

I have added the Nissa Versa to my list of potential vehicles.

I think that's what Rev bought

Keith S said...

"I think that's what Rev bought"

Yes, so you know a fat guy can fit in it

Meiz said...

Wisdom toof is giving me some guff right now.

Keith S said...

Wait, rev got a Nissan Versa

Keith S said...

"Wisdom toof is giving me some guff right now."


Get that shit pulled. You get some good drugs.

Keith S said...

isiah thomas coaching a college team would be hilarity

Keith S said...

screw this place. I'm going over to sparty's.

Keith S said...

(SARCASM)

spaceman spiff said...

meiz is at sparty;s wondering where you are

Keith S said...

mize ♥s sparty's

The Rev said...

SWING AND A LONG DRRRRRIIIIIVVVEEE

WATCH THAT BAAAAABYYYYY...

OUTTA HERE!

HOME RUN MICHAEL JACK SCHMIDT!


Harry was my hero!

spaceman spiff said...

fuck ethier

spaceman spiff said...

all 3 of EPs yahoo pitchers got lit up/are getting lit up today, suite

Keith S said...

Mike Schmidt is ghey

Keith S said...

That's who they named Schmidt's Gay after.

Keith S said...

Fucking Mess. I bet a lot of cents on them today. What was I thinking?

Keith S said...

EP is sad

Meiz said...

Finally home

Keith S said...

SWING AND A LONG DRRRRRIIIIIVVVEEE

WATCH THAT BAAAAABYYYYY...

OUTTA HERE!

HOME RUN JOE CARTER!





*fized

Meiz said...

"EP is sad"


I read today that she was the 1st to ever successfully deepthroat John Holmes, and also pioneered the fully shaved beaver.


May she Rest In Peace

Keith S said...

John Holmes is a good golfer

Keith S said...

Grand Slam Carlos Pena

Meiz said...

John Holmes is long

Keith S said...

9-0 lead for Kazmir. Suite

Meiz said...

"Grand Slam Carlos Pena"


There've been quite a few Grannies so far this year

Keith S said...

zeke prolly has Pena on the bench

Meiz said...

Yep. Sittin' on the bench

Keith S said...

ASU not giving Obamer an honorary degree when he speaks at this year's commencement is kind of funny.

Meiz said...

Goddman, the guys at BCS are long-winded. Fuckin' lawyers.

Meiz said...

HR, Jay Bruce

Keith S said...

"Goddman, the guys at BCS are long-winded."

Yes. That place is way > than D-

Keith S said...

You know who sucks? Mike Pelfrey is who. He sucks bad

Meiz said...

Bill Hall, don't get picked off 2nd

Meiz said...

Volquez just balked

Keith S said...

Yay D. Wright

Meiz said...

3 run shot by Corey!

Meiz said...

Volquez has no control tonight

Keith S said...

He'll give back those 3 runs later with his 29 hopper from RF.

isiah thomas said...

why did the Mess copy Baltimore's park?

Keith S said...

"why did the Mess copy Baltimore's park?"

Because Harry Heimlich was an MD, and Baltimore is in MD.

Keith S said...

Henry Heimlich, not Harry, I guess

isiah thomas said...

EA with a horrible in-game Mess interview.

good thing she's hot

Meiz said...

I don't know who this no-name musician is that the Breers broadcasters are interviewing

Meiz said...

Jeff Tweedy?

isiah thomas said...

D Wright with the first HR by a Jew in the new Mess stadium.

Meiz said...

EP would be so salty if Wright turns out to be a Jew

isiah thomas said...

ASU not giving Obamer an honorary degree when he speaks at this year's commencement is kind of funny.

I thought they backed off that this weekend and said they would.

Keith S said...

"I thought they backed off that this weekend and said they would."

I think they are renaming their main scholarship after him

Meiz said...

Nachos for dinner tonight. Spicy cheese sauce, and ground beef.

Meiz said...

"I think they are renaming their main scholarship after him"


This has to be S

Keith S said...

Instead of giving him a piece of paper, the school now has named its "most important scholarship program" after him

Meiz said...

GODDAMMT, YOVANNI. GET A GRIP, KID.

Keith S said...

Meiz said...
Tonight will be taco night


Meiz said...
Nachos for dinner tonight. Spicy cheese sauce, and ground beef.




Fucking Pecos

Meiz said...

Grand slam for Encarnacion. Fucking Brewer killer.

Keith S said...

"This has to be S"


No.

"Naming this scholarship program after President Obama that will affect the lives of thousands of students is an honor befitting, not only the president's exceptional achievements, but also his values as an individual," Crow said in a statement released by the school. "The President Barack Obama Scholars program will be a legacy that will endure and inspire others for generations to come."

Meiz said...

Tacos were mizey. Nachos are better.

Keith S said...

EDWIN!!!

IN YOU FACE, MIZE

isiah thomas said...

Mess game wasn't a sell-out until a few days ago.

ns

isiah thomas said...

block

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