Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Rev Was 20 posts ago, did we mention it?

And we are off. Let's get right into talking about the title game last night. If you want some good recap stuff I recommend reading the comments at the end of the last post. The last 200 or so comments are good stuff. I have a couple comments though:

1) General perception seemed to be that the refs were in Mich State's favor, I disagree. I thought that almost every time Mich State got a little run going the refs took them out of it with a stupid foul call. At least an inconsistent foul call or a non call. Sometimes the refs were letting them play, then other times they weren't. UNC got a lot of good calls to end runs.

2) I was watching with people who kept calling Mich State, just Michigan. This bothered me a lot. I don't know why.

3) I convinced at least 3 people that TH is a douche based on the premise that you can tell by just looking at him.

4) The announcers were bad as always.

5) I thought Roy Williams had pink eye in his pre game interview.

Baseball talk real quick:

I didn't watch any games, it is too cold for baseball, it was freaking snowing on my way to work today. Not a lot of snow, and it isn't going to accumulate, but still, snow. I did notice the Pirates won, which means they are 1 game over .500. I think this is the latest in a season they have been 1 game over .500 since 1989.

Alright, I was going to talk about my dual layer dream, but nobody cares. That's what my fortune cookie said at the chinese buffet. It said "nobody cares about your dreams." So I'll just do a movie review:

17 Again

This is just a disturbing movie. I think someone watched Big or one of those other take a kid and put them in a big person's body and said "hey let's do that but backwards." Then someone told them that had already been done, so they said "well what if we took an old pedophile and made him 17 again, that way he could legally nail little kids." And then some other movie exec said "brilliant!" Hollywood is full of sick fucks.

So yes, yes indeed this movie is about a dirty old pedophile who may or may not be a catholic priest, you can decide that. He somehow gets his hands on a magic crystal that turns him into a 17yr old again. So he becomes this 17yr old kid and goes back to nailing minors. But he is a minor too, so the cops can't do anything. Of course there is one cop, played by Danny Glover because he is no chump cop like he was in Saw, who figures out what happened. Of course nobody believes him, so he's gotta prove it himself.

Whilst Danny is trying to prove the crime time goes on and the pedophile just keeps adding notches to his belt. He is nailing little boys left and right and just having a good old time. This movie is disturbing, did I say that? So Danny spends all this time and can't figure out how to prove that a pedophile found a crystal and turned himself into a 17yr old. But good news for Danny, 1 year passes and the dude turns 18, rapes a boy, gets busted and goes to real jail where he gets raped a lot. Poetic justice I guess. By the by this was in a state where 17yr olds don't get tried as adults, ever.

At the end of the movie Danny throws out the line "well buddy you should have wished you were 16 again, dumbass." Fade to black.

3 helmet stickers out of 5 just for the last line. It would have been more but this movie was disturbing, don't let anyone see it.

364 comments:

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El Padrino said...

tem, book an appointment with my pshychatrist

El Padrino said...

i watched not one second of that game

tem said...

so you watched more than 1 second?

less than 1 second?

tem said...

and don't tell me that my movie wouldn't win an academy award.

put russell crowe in as the detective.

the dude that is still alive from brokeback as the priest who turns himself into a 17 yr old.

mix some cut scenes in with him later in the movie, Antonio Salieri in Amadeus style.


put some up and coming kid as the 17yr old.

Oscard Gold.

tem said...

why the fuck did the bucs guarantee winslow 20M???

wft?

El Padrino said...

blue must be in a good mood after finding out ginobili is out for the year

El Padrino said...

and nobody tolt me fawcett has butt cancer

El Padrino said...

weazy gonna die from that unfortunately

tem said...

nerve heard of butt cancer.

El Padrino said...

apparentely it's from alot of buttfucking

El Padrino said...

keef olbermann's mom died

tem said...

don't care about his mom.

Meiz said...

I threw up a little last night

Meiz said...

I might spring for some McDonald's breakfast.

El Padrino said...

throwing up from drinking is queer

tem said...

it is almost too late for breakfast.

tem said...

queers do not throw up.

they are a clean and industrious people.

El Padrino said...

spiff do you have a cock on your back too?

spaceman spiff said...

no backcock

tem said...

that kid could have made billions in porn if they kept that penis on there.

tem said...

he should sue when he gets older.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Blue said...

manu is a pussy

Blue said...

doesn't really matter though, the nuggets will lose to the jazz in the first round (only winning 1 game again), so wouldn't get to play the spurs anyway.

El Padrino said...

nate robinson piece

Blue said...

and the lakers are the "no doubt about it"ers this year in the west.

west is weak

El Padrino said...

blue has his preveiw set

El Padrino said...

oh lakers in the finals fo sho

El Padrino said...

kelly manaco is HOT

Blue said...

isn't kelly monaco in a new stripper show with Mel B in Vegas.

Blue said...

mel b = scary spice

Meiz said...

Mel B, the rapper?

El Padrino said...

count me in on both

El Padrino said...

nuttin scary bought that ho

El Padrino said...

didnt eddie murphy dog her

Blue said...

yeah, eddie got her preggers and then decided to marry some other chick


and said

"IN DE FACE"

El Padrino said...

and then she said in your face give me money that ugly baby is yours

Keith S said...

He should have had a better plan

El Padrino said...

sandstorm in iraq

snow storm >>>>>> sand storm

Keith S said...

That would be a mizey way to commit suicide

Keith S said...

"sandstorm in iraq"

Darude is suite

JFreak said...

"Zeke's* perception seemed to be that the refs were in Mich State's favor"

*fixed

Keith S said...

It's all fized* anyway

Keith S said...

tem, what color is your van?

El Padrino said...

wolfie got a gig here

El Padrino said...

i should get him on lov

Keith S said...

sad

Keith S said...

"i should get him on lov"

As long as he doesn't spread the herp around

Keith S said...

This place is a turd. It doesn't even deserve to be a hot turd. It's just a cold, dry turd.

Meiz said...

Somebody just said there was a shooting this morning in the 'quon.

Keith S said...

Maybe it was the new guy

Meiz said...

I would be shocked, but not surprised

Blue said...

maybe somebody shot dum dum

Keith S said...

Tem's movie in real life

Meiz said...

I'm calling BS on this alleged shooting.

tem said...

"tem, what color is your van?"

went all out and decked it out Mystery Machine style.

Keith S said...

"I'm calling BS on this alleged shooting."

Why? Are you the one that started it?

Meiz said...

"maybe somebody shot dum dum"


I would definitely ask for a raise, then.

Keith S said...

"went all out and decked it out Mystery Machine style."

Atta boy

tem said...

keef, make with an old landlord/deposit update.

El Padrino said...

"This place is a turd. It doesn't even deserve to be a hot turd. It's just a cold, dry turd."

dried turds are the worse

El Padrino said...

is anna faris hot?

El Padrino said...

might be

Keith S said...

"keef, make with an old landlord/deposit update."

They sent us a bill for $3500

ns

tem said...

"is anna faris hot?"

hot enough.

tem said...

"They sent us a bill for $3500"

wow. that is hilarious for someone that is not you.

Blue said...

i think anna faris is hot


she was hot on entourage

Keith S said...

Anna Faris with black hair >>>>>>>> Anna Faris with blond hair

Keith S said...

"wow. that is hilarious for someone that is not you."

I already fought with them to the point that they said that the landlord would just call it a wash with the money they already have. They said that the cost of the carpet & pad replacement is like $5K but they would split that in half since it wasn't in good shape when we moved in. I told them they basically stole $1100 from us because they were going to replace the carpet, irregardless, because she's selling it now. Trying to decide now if fighting this in court is worth getting back maybe $500, which would be split 3 ways anyway.

Keith S said...

ASU soph is turning pro. I hope those 2 horrible games he had in the tourney push him into the bottom of the draft.

Blue said...

hardin?

Keith S said...

yeah

Blue said...

he has a stupid beard...that alone pushes him to the 2nd round

Blue said...

hmmm, jack elway hates Dennis Erickson too.

YES!

Keith S said...

"hmmm, jack elway hates Dennis Erickson too."

Bluefast

El Padrino said...

jack elway hates football

Blue said...

nobody hates football

they hate Dennis Erickson

Blue said...

"Bluefast'

your dum

Keith S said...

If he hated Erickson he'd go play somewhere else

Meiz said...

Methinks I'm hitting the bank on Thursday regarding a loan for that Blazer.

tem said...

"Trying to decide now if fighting this in court is worth getting back maybe $500, which would be split 3 ways anyway."

probably not.

best bet is to go back and steal some stuff.

tem said...

why is meiz taking a loan out for a suit coat?

Keith S said...

"best bet is to go back and steal some stuff."

Like a tree?

Keith S said...

"why is meiz taking a loan out for a suit coat?"

Because he's poor. Bossman cut one hour from his schedule.

El Padrino said...

wft is meiz talking about

Keith S said...

mize is buying a car on ebay

El Padrino said...

is the suit coat 100 grand or something?

is it made of gold and pussy hair?

Keith S said...

he linked it yesterday

Keith S said...

I wouldn't expect EP to remember that

tem said...

"Like a tree?"

or a bush. bush is valuable.

El Padrino said...

i wasnt around when he linked it
we all know how that goes

tem said...

i will see observe and report now that i know farris titties will be seen.

Keith S said...

"or a bush. bush is valuable."

The only bushes there are thorny

Meiz said...

"mize is buying a car on ebay"


The eBay listing is just a classified ad.

tem said...

thorny bushes are the best.

tem said...

maybe you can plant some drugs on the property and the call crime busters and collect the reward.

Keith S said...

There was a garden hose in the back yard. i could take that

tem said...

or write a story about how that house is haunted to hurt its resale value.

Keith S said...

"or write a story about how that house is haunted to hurt its resale value."

She's already gonna lose her as. on that

tem said...

don't take the mousetrap or dish rag though.

those things used to be theirs and they will want them back.

tem said...

"She's already gonna lose her as. on that"

hence you pitching in some as.

Keith S said...

"hence you pitching in some as."

Knew that was the reason from the start

Blue said...

don't be a loser

El Padrino said...

Arson is the only way to go here keef.

Keith S said...

What if I just tag it with some paint

tem said...

fuck AXE

tem said...

send csil over there to celbrate her birthday.

Blue said...

i saw on the news now that kids are using axe to start fires


tem would approve of that message

Keith S said...

"send csil over there to celbrate her birthday."

Her next 4 weekends are booked with birthday celebration

Meiz said...

My prospective new sport coat

Blue said...

that coat would still show your belly

Keith S said...

fat guy in a little coat. fat guy in a little coat

Blue said...

fat guy in a little car


never not funny

El Padrino said...

"Her next 4 weekends are booked with birthday celebration"

sounds like csep

El Padrino said...

cslep

Keith S said...

At least mize didn't go down the same road as rev and buy the smallest car possible

spaceman spiff said...

meiz has good enough credit to get a loan?

spaceman spiff said...

"Her next 4 weekends are booked with birthday celebration"

do you have to show up for everything? that would suck. also, imagine being her bf and having to think of shit as gifts/celebrations every year, then commit suicide

Keith S said...

exfemmize is gonna co-sign

Meiz said...

Alleged shooting is back to looking legit

Keith S said...

"do you have to show up for everything? that would suck. also, imagine being her bf and having to think of shit as gifts/celebrations every year, then commit suicide"

We're going to this weekend because there's about 20 people going. Next weekend her friend is taking her to nascar as her gift. The following weekend is her actual birthday weekend and a bunch of us are going to some salsa challenge. I won't even mention her bday then.

spaceman spiff said...

no shit, other people probably dont lie like you

Meiz said...

"meiz has good enough credit to get a loan?"


$4500 loan isn't exactly breaking the bank

El Padrino said...

meiz why are you buying a used chevy

Meiz said...

"meiz why are you buying a used chevy"


Why not?

El Padrino said...

"Alleged shooting is back to looking legit"

is it being reported in the news?

El Padrino said...

"Why not?"

they blow

Blue said...

"meiz why are you buying a used chevy"

collector's item

pretty soon, won't be able to buy a new chevy either

El Padrino said...

and will break, you gonna get a loan to fix the car too

Meiz said...

"is it being reported in the news?"

Very poorly, but yes.

Meiz said...

Chevy trucks are strong like bull

Blue said...

sounds like the news has employees like the UPS store.

Meiz said...

Milwaukee news coverage is poor

Blue said...

i saw a commercial that said "the ups store, it's not just for shipping"

and there was a big desk and nobody had newspapers on it...it was meiz's dream commercial

Keith S said...

mize hasn't learnt much from my POS american car

spaceman spiff said...

"and will break, you gonna get a loan to fix the car too"

meiz can fix cars

El Padrino said...

Chevy pick up trucks are strong like bull

*fixed

Meiz said...

"meiz can fix cars"


Duh

Keith S said...

"meiz can fix cars"

He had the best auto shop teacher in the greater Milwaukee area. He won state

Meiz said...

"Chevy pick up trucks are strong like bull

*fixed"


Same difference

Meiz said...

"He won state"


Nationals. Get your insults straight.

El Padrino said...

don't woe on this blog when that shit falls apart from the inside out

Meiz said...

I'll do what the fuck I please

Keith S said...

"Nationals. Get your insults straight."

State <<<<<< nationals, so after review, insult stands

spaceman spiff said...

"don't woe on this blog when that shit falls apart from the inside out"

no, do, for the hilarity

Keith S said...

"I'll do what the fuck I please"

unless it involves finding a place to go

El Padrino said...

*unless it involves getting off the couch


fixed

Meiz said...

I don't sit on the couch

Keith S said...

What are you gonna do with your car?

Blue said...

fuck alex gordon for homering on my bench

Keith S said...

Do you have to get full coverage for a '96?

Meiz said...

Push it off a bluff into lake michigan

tem said...

alex gordon says fuck blue for sitting me on the bench.

Meiz said...

"Do you have to get full coverage for a '96?"

I don't think so. I think that's only if you buy the car from a dealership.

tem said...

buy
that
truck

Keith S said...

"Push it off a bluff into lake michigan"

I'm trying to find a plan like that for mine. I'm thinking about leaving it in a parking lot with the key in the door and having someone take it and report it stoled.

El Padrino said...

felipe lopez trade

ething t touches turns to gold

Meiz said...

I have Tem's blessing. Tem >>>>> Vito Corleone

El Padrino said...

"I don't think so. I think that's only if you buy the car from a dealership."

false.

only if you got a loan from the dealership

El Padrino said...

"I'm trying to find a plan like that for mine. I'm thinking about leaving it in a parking lot with the key in the door and having someone take it and report it stoled."

tax write off, junk it i got $500 for my 81' Celica couple years ago

Blue said...

alex gordon doesn't know who he's messing with

JFreak said...

You could donate it.

Blue said...

holy shirts and pants, tyler's keeper team hit 6HRs yesterday

tem said...

"tax write off"

only works if you itemize.

Blue said...

you have to have full coverage if you get a loan...period.

the lender will require full coverage so if you total it, they don't get fucked.

tem said...

if you don't own a house i am surprised you itemize.

you must tithe a lot.

Keith S said...

"tax write off, junk it i got $500 for my 81' Celica couple years ago"

I probably won't do that

Keith S said...

And by probably, I mean definitely

Blue said...

unless you get a loan from the barber...he probably doesn't care about full coverage.

JFreak said...

"I'm trying to find a plan like that for mine. I'm thinking about leaving it in a parking lot with the key in the door and having someone take it and report it stoled."

Can't report it stolen if you give possession of keys.

My sister got screwed by that.

tem said...

full coverage on a 96 will not be pricey.

he can skimp on the personal / liability coverage.

Meiz said...

"false.

only if you got a loan from the dealership"


That's why I said "I think"

Keith S said...

"Can't report it stolen if you give possession of keys."

What if I drop the key on accident by the door?

El Padrino said...

"unless you get a loan from the barber...he probably doesn't care about full coverage."

he's getting a loan, cash, will pay for the car, in cash, so he wont have to get full coverage

but your right any loan tied to the car needs full coverage

Keith S said...

1-800-SAFE-AUTO

Pick up the phone, the call is free

El Padrino said...

"And by probably, I mean definitely"

meizy, call a junkyard

they get it
they pay you
they leave

Meiz said...

"tax write off, junk it i got $500 for my 81' Celica couple years ago"


I only got $175 for my Contour

Keith S said...

"meizy, call a junkyard

they get it
they pay you
they leave"


So selling it on my own is less work than calling a junkyard and having them do everything? Shit's backwards in caput mundi

JFreak said...

"What if I drop the key on accident by the door?"

Just "accidentally" leave it unlocked in a bad part of town. Someone else will take care of the rest.

El Padrino said...

"So selling it on my own is less work than calling a junkyard and having them do everything? Shit's backwards in caput mundi"

you never said you were trying to sell it, i thought you were simply trying to get rid of it

El Padrino said...

"Just "accidentally" leave it unlocked in a bad part of town. Someone else will take care of the rest."

there's a hood in AZ?

Keith S said...

Mine is an '01. I'll sell it for $1000ish under KBB because it needs a little work. Would rather do that than get $500 from the junk yard

Meiz said...

"I'm trying to find a plan like that for mine. I'm thinking about leaving it in a parking lot with the key in the door and having someone take it and report it stoled."


A buddy of mine hated his Oldsmobile so much, that he would leave it at the ghetto mall with the windows rolled down and the keys on the seat. Unfortunately for him, nobody ever stole it.

tem said...

crash it into your old house.

Keith S said...

"you never said you were trying to sell it, i thought you were simply trying to get rid of it"


If it was stoled or caught on fire or something, I'd get closer to KBB value for it

JFreak said...

There's always a hood.

Keith S said...

"there's a hood in AZ?"


We share a border with Mexico

Keith S said...

Some day EP is going to discover this great world that exists outside of caput mundi

Keith S said...

"you never said you were trying to sell it"

I've actually said this many times, just not the one comment that you read.

Keith S said...

"A buddy of mine hated his Oldsmobile so much, that he would leave it at the ghetto mall with the windows rolled down and the keys on the seat. Unfortunately for him, nobody ever stole it."


That would be a great story if it was true

El Padrino said...

"Some day EP is going to discover this great world that exists outside of caput mundi"

i've travelled my friend, i know

just didnt occur to me there is a bad part of town in or around Gilbert, AZ

Keith S said...

"just didnt occur to me there is a bad part of town in or around Gilbert, AZ"

Gilbert is a suburb. Of Phoenix. Gilbert isn't just in the middle of nowhere.

El Padrino said...

"Gilbert is a suburb. Of Phoenix. Gilbert isn't just in the middle of nowhere."

i knew this, in or around pheonix

how close is the roughest hood from your house

Keith S said...

"how close is the roughest hood from your house"

The roughest hood is probably 30 miles away, in central Phoenix. But there are rough places in other towns within 10 miles. Gilbert doesn't have shit for crime. The cops just ride around looking for kids to bother.

tem said...

the roughest hood is wherever csil is at the time.

tem said...

cops are pedophiles in gilbert?

tem said...

"tem, book an appointment with my pshychatrist"

how much does she charge an hour?

tem said...

by the by tem's xbox avatar is black.

tem said...

all by myself huh?

tem said...

fine

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