Thursday, April 09, 2009

Rambling Stamblings

Baseball! I'm really liking the MLB Extra Innings preview. Too bad it's worthless for the games I actually want to see. If the season ended today, Baltimore, Toronto and Florida would all make the playoffs. Cubs magic number: 160.

I know most of you aren't ever awake to watch, but I really like the way Carson Daly's show is heading. Music heavy, no monologue, casual interviews. It's really turning into a solid show. I can see why he turned down a move up to Conan's old spot. I don't think he'd work very well in the traditional talk show mold (as evidenced by his first few years).

Commentary on below commercial


Turn your speakers up all the way and wait for 1:26. Yay spiffs.

Now rewatch that, this time inserting the words, "I am asian" for every line. Makes me laugh every time.



I'm sure there's more to talk about.

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tem said...

i'm in a good mood today.

beware.

El Padrino said...

O Fortuna





EXCELLENT

tem said...

videos were good today.

El Padrino said...

happy over pass weazy

El Padrino said...

no jews today = light travel day

tem said...

hmm, i noticed today was an exceptionally light traffic day.

did not know why.

tem said...

now i do.

thanks for the knowledge el pad.

El Padrino said...

and tomorrow is no work, wall street is closed for Good Friday

tem said...

i have to work tomorrow.

that's ok though.

tem said...

maybe i will try to get tickets to the blue jackets playoff stuff.

El Padrino said...

what sport do the blue jackets play?

El Padrino said...

And what is a blue jacket?

is that a denim jacket or maybe a navy blue suede jacket?

El Padrino said...

is a bug of some kind or a flower?

tem said...

blue jackets play hockey.

tem said...

blue jackets are what the union civil war troops were called.

tem said...

the hockey team logo is a union civil war cap, although their mascot is a giant bee named Stinger. He is green.

El Padrino said...

the union liked slavery

El Padrino said...

blue would approve, although the mascot kind of hits you from left field

tem said...

well one of their logos is that.

tem said...

their main logo is kind of a flag of ohio all artsied up.

tem said...

"the union liked slavery"

are you mixing them up with the confederacy?

El Padrino said...

"are you mixing them up with the confederacy?"

on the surface, yes btu if you dig deeper, the north still had slaves well after the war ended

tem said...

fair enough. just making sure.

El Padrino said...

damn rednecks

tem said...

why are you damning rednecks?

El Padrino said...

for the hell of it

tem said...

be careful. rednecks are a vengeful and grudge holding people.

tem said...

if they hear of your damning they will find you and they will kill you.

El Padrino said...

"if they hear of your damning they will find you and they will kill you."

shit, i've fought a redneck before
they aint shit

tem said...

you were supposed to think of the line from that liam neeson movie.

El Padrino said...

well you never mentioned rednecks posess a special set of skills

in that case.......

tem said...

yes, i should have said that part too.

i'll do better next time.

Meiz said...

What a fucking disastrous morning.

I'm blaming the fucking Hebes

tem said...

Hebes = blank stare

Meiz said...

Hebrews. Jews. Money grubbers. Baby killers.

tem said...

i see.

El Padrino said...

what happen meiz, you had to exert yourself this morning

Blue said...

little known fact (or maybe widely known fact)...the emancipation proclamation only freed the slaves in the south (confederate states).

tem said...

maybe exfemmeiz stoled his car.

Meiz said...

The bitch I live with suddenly has new hours at work, so I didn't get in the shower until 7:30. I needed to be here by 7:50. I get here and there's a fucking line outside. Our main operating system is fucked up, and I still can't get it running. Bossman's a fucking hour late. Soccer mom is getting pissy because she's gonna be late for her fucking tennis lesson(Oh my god! What ever will happen?!!?) And people are asking me how I'm doing this morning, and
I really hate it when these rich fucks pretend to give a flying fuck about how I am.

Blue said...

by "with" he means he was at a gas station that's by the golf course and saw some black guys and a fat white guy playing golf.

Blue said...

it's not just shipping...it's shipping with UPS

tem said...

tem was aware of that fact.

tem said...

tell soccer mom that your dick is down there and she can suck it while she waits.

Meiz said...

"tell soccer mom that your dick is down there and she can suck it while she waits."


I really wanted to tell old rich guy that comes n and makes copies of newspaper articles to shut the fuck up.

tem said...

well if you'd rather do that than get a BJ then go for it.

to each their own.

Blue said...

maybe he wanted old rich man to shut up by sticking it in his mouf?

tem said...

maybe.

El Padrino said...

i would have taken a puerto rican shower and headed out the door

Blue said...

puerto rico is a beautiful place.

kodiac said...

go BSU!!!

4 PM today; I'm very excited, although I will miss the 1st period or so due to work commuting

Meiz said...

"i would have taken a puerto rican shower and headed out the door"


I can't do it. Just to greasy and nsaty. And its blatantly obvious if I haven't showered.

Blue said...

why is Kod rooting for Boise State?

tem said...

puerto rican shower = blank stare

kodiac said...

plus, the game is on ESPN2, so I get to watch the Beavers in glorious HD. Never thought that would happen.

-I do have to come up with a way to weasel out of a previous engagement however

El Padrino said...

"puerto rican shower = blank stare"

poweder nuts, heavy cologne

El Padrino said...

"-I do have to come up with a way to weasel out of a previous engagement however"

say your jewish

Blue said...

"-I do have to come up with a way to weasel out of a previous engagement however"

tem has plenty of experience in this area...any advise?

tem said...

blame someone else.

Blue said...

wadr tem

tem said...

the phrase "i really want to but..." works wonders.

Blue said...

anybody else notice that LeBron does his guitar hero backwards?

tem said...

also "don't you think it'd be better if...."

that one is another go to line.

tem said...

i had not noticed that blue.

tem said...

"this isn't a situation to go into and not be sure about"

that one is solid.

Meiz said...

"poweder nuts, heavy cologne"


I have no cologne, that hinders my mexican shower abilities.

tem said...

now the damn shower is mexican too?

tem said...

i don't think i own powder.

tem said...

like baby powder?

El Padrino said...

it's not a mexican shower

Blue said...

i don't have baby powder

Blue said...

"it's not a mexican shower"

puerto rican = mexican in wisconsin...this is a fact

Meiz said...

"it's not a mexican shower"


It is around these parts. Hell, even the Mexicans call it a Mexican Shower.

Blue said...

see

El Padrino said...

sconixan

Meiz said...

si

tem said...

stop it, i don't speak spanish.

tem said...

"i don't have baby powder"

don't you have a baby?

Meiz said...

I was speaking Portuguese

tem said...

i don't speak that either.

Blue said...

"don't you have a baby?"

yes, doctor's don't recommend that stuff anymore

El Padrino said...

baby powder is a must, little after shower dusting of the nut area makes life easier

El Padrino said...

cmep started a "baby #2" conversation last night

Blue said...

you know what i don't get


twitter

El Padrino said...

said, bitch be cool

tem said...

maybe cmep is already pregnant.

Blue said...

"cmep started a "baby #2" conversation last night"

i think that EP lives the same life as me, just on the east coast

Blue said...

i've used the "i want us to take a good vacation this fall where you can drink and have fun before we start planning for another kid" excuse

Blue said...

then in the fall, i'll use "the holidays are coming up, don't you want to be able to drink and have a good time"

tem said...

that's a good line.

Blue said...

then next january i'm fucked

tem said...

literally

Blue said...

i also offer to "practice" making a child

El Padrino said...

"maybe cmep is already pregnant."

i'd be shocked but not surprised

tem said...

practice makes perfect.

El Padrino said...

"i also offer to "practice" making a child"

practice!

we talking bout practice

tem said...

el pad must not like practice.

Blue said...

rockies in 1st place...yahoo!

El Padrino said...

iverson joke

El Padrino said...

insuinating i dont need practice

Blue said...

oh...i see

EP hates sex...got it.

El Padrino said...

fools

El Padrino said...

troubling, seems to me like you can info on anyone in the country if you know thier name

El Padrino said...

angels pitcher that PITCHED LAST NIGHT DEAD IN A CAR WRECK AFTER GAME

El Padrino said...

Adenhart

dead along with 3 others

El Padrino said...

my condolonces spiff

Blue said...

well i guess i'm not picking him up in FMLB

Meiz said...

Holy fucking shit

El Padrino said...

22 years old

goddamn

JFreak said...

Looks like most everybody on LoV is on that pipl thing.

El Padrino said...

van vs eclipse

van wins

El Padrino said...

freak is stalking us

spaceman spiff said...

"cmep started a "baby #2" conversation last night"

RIP cmep

El Padrino said...

"RIP cmep"

ur boy is remaining strong, 2nd baby nixed til el pad gets promotion

El Padrino said...

i broke the story before espn

El Padrino said...

still nothing nowhere

tmz is mad fast with this shit

spaceman spiff said...

"Adenhart

dead along with 3 others"

wow, brutal

El Padrino said...

i got it from twitter

ns

El Padrino said...

perez hilton tweeted about hlaf hour ago about a high profile car crash in LA

then 10 minutes latter tmz tweeted the link

spaceman spiff said...

fuck, angels should have traded him. they hold onto their top prospects like rev with a tastykake and they end up sucking or now, dead

spaceman spiff said...

i blame fuentes

El Padrino said...

fact, game would have ended earlier if feuntes didnt blow the game

Blue said...

you can blame shields too

fuentes fucked them over but some really bad defensive plays helped as well.

Blue said...

get to fire another employee tomorrow..

awsome*

spaceman spiff said...

zactly

spaceman spiff said...

"you can blame shields too"

and arredondo, but as i said, i blame fuentes

JFreak said...

This is just like when ARod killed Cory Lidle.

spaceman spiff said...

"
fuentes fucked them over but some really bad defensive plays helped as well."

my favorite was gary matthews, who bitched about being demoted to the 5th OF, came in for defense and fucked up a game ending catch

spaceman spiff said...

sports media finally getting a hold of the adenhart story

Blue said...

"my favorite was gary matthews, who bitched about being demoted to the 5th OF, came in for defense and fucked up a game ending catch"

his was the worse...the catcher fucking up the nubber in front of the plate was classic too.

Blue said...

fuk everyone

spaceman spiff said...

blue chill, take off work and go practice some more babymaking

tem said...

"get to fire another employee tomorrow.."

which one goes tomorrow?

El Padrino said...

hopefully it's a negro

tem said...

that's not nice

Steve said...

I'm loving this Palin/Levi feud going on.

It's like an episode of Jerry Springer.

tem said...

el pad, should i sell shit after today's gains?

El Padrino said...

sandwhiches

El Padrino said...

"el pad, should i sell shit after today's gains?"

i would if you have a gain, depends

El Padrino said...

*negro was a joke

tem said...

" depends"

on?

spaceman spiff said...

negros cant be fired, they dont work

El Padrino said...

"on?"

what it is, are you losing on it

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

tem said...

SIRI, F, DRE, UA

all are winners right now. DRE just barely and it is the one I own the most of.

Blue said...

Dr. DRE has a new album gonna hit the stores this summer...it can only go up

tem said...

that's my thinking too.

Meiz said...

A new gem from dummy:


Well how am I supposed to know if the program's open or closed?

spaceman spiff said...

man crush has caused me to bench votto, bad decision

El Padrino said...

siri is a dog, leave it

dre is up nice, maybe lock that in
UA too

market wont be up next week
i would sell yes

Blue said...

that was the most confusing advise i've read

spaceman spiff said...

porcello kid looking nice

El Padrino said...

who were you man crushing on spiff

Blue said...

" Chamberlain told the officer who pulled him over and eventually arrested him for DUI that he was a member of the Yankees, brusquely mentioned how Yankees icon Yogi Berra was about as tall as the hood of the police car and complained that New Yorkers were rude. "

this is slight hilarity

Blue said...

when is weiters gonna get called up


when is david price gonna get called up.

these guys are pissing on me off.

Blue said...

curtis granderson is a hoss

El Padrino said...

"when is weiters gonna get called up


when is david price gonna get called up.

these guys are pissing on me off."


cmon blue, that's easy, when they fall below salary arbitration time period

spaceman spiff said...

"who were you man crushing on spiff"

chris davis, he hasnt hit shit, votto has a 3-run bomb on the bench 2 days in a row now

spaceman spiff said...

1 jinxed porcello

El Padrino said...

that unraveled quickly

El Padrino said...

4-4

Blue said...

"cmon blue, that's easy, when they fall below salary arbitration time period"

ok...i need dates

El Padrino said...

the same time thye brought up longoria, like 31 days or some shit

Blue said...

arbitration is ghey

Meiz said...

EP still laying a very proper ASS WHOOPING in the Y!

El Padrino said...

but not in the keeper, pitching has been so awful

El Padrino said...

everytime the mets score, ollie gives it right back

this guy is the worst

El Padrino said...

36MM down the drain

El Padrino said...

votto, single and another run spiff

El Padrino said...

reds taking the rubber match

Blue said...

hahaha rubbers

Keith S said...

"i got it from twitter

ns"


Do you feel special, dork?

Keith S said...

Yogi Padrino

Keith S said...

I keed

spaceman spiff said...

ahndroo jones sighting!

spaceman spiff said...

rangers have raped cleveland this series

Keith S said...

My money team is now 1 for 8 in SB attempts. yay

spaceman spiff said...

davis hasnt been involved in the gangbang at all of course

Meiz said...

I just had to explain Twittering to 2 old ladies, and 2 younger black dudes

El Padrino said...

flattering

spaceman spiff said...

mark texeira has joined the 2009 season

Keith S said...

"And people are asking me how I'm doing this morning, and
I really hate it when these rich fucks pretend to give a flying fuck about how I am."


Or maybe they care. Not everyone is an as.hole

Keith S said...

It's a fucking beautiful day today. 70°, no clouds, no wind. I need to go home

Meiz said...

I'm out, bitches

Keith S said...

Commence UPS going to shit

Blue said...

how will our packages ever arrive on time without meiz

spaceman spiff said...

adenhart killer was drunk, shocking. all these athletes drive dunk and dont die, this guy is cruising and gets killed

Keith S said...

eminem, the rapper, is apparently releasing 2 albums this year

spaceman spiff said...

jinxing m own pitcher, but pitt is getting no hit yet are winning 1-0, fuck you pooholes

El Padrino said...

2 players who have hit more than

25 hr's, 40 doubles, 100 rbi's

4 years in a row

name them

El Padrino said...

chick that was driving the adenhart car

Keith S said...

joey belle & david wright

Keith S said...

"After the game last night, we had the opportunity to speak with Nick," Adenhart's agent, Scott Boras, said while fighting off tears.


Fuck Scott Borass

Steve said...

Thanks Obama!

tem said...

here's the scene:

andy just left, nobody knows what to do. there is a customer that wants something mailed, but is the computer on? the customer is looking at my paper, do they want to buy it? maybe i should ask. i'm gonna have to tell them to come back tomorrow when andy is here, the computer is either broke or not turned on, or maybe the program is not open. maybe i'll just make up a number and put their package in the back. when is andy returning?

El Padrino said...

if you believe that article steve i got a bridge in brooklyn that i'm selling

El Padrino said...

"joey belle & david wright"

pooholes

wright

Keith S said...

good scene

Keith S said...

"pooholes

wright"

I figured one was a Met since you mentioned it.

Keith S said...

bold

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