Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Quick Hits.

I am stealing internet right now, because the DSL modem exploded, so this is probably going to be a short post.

NBA: Powe out, KG has a sitting partner; Dwight Howard, youngest defensive player of the year; NBA front office is reviewing Dampier's postgame comments about putting Tony Parker on his back - expect a fine/suspension.

MLB: Red Sox shortstop Jed Lowrie has wrist surgery, Operation: Fuck Boston is still on! Who had April 21st in the Rocco Baldelli Goes On The Disabled List Pool? If you did, you're the big winner. The Great Falls Little League is going to pay Elijah Dukes' fine. The Great Falls Little League is a class act. The Nationals (or "Natinals" as it says on their jerseys) are a bunch of douchebags.

NHL: who cares?

NFL: Rumor Mill - a lot of teams are interesting in Anquan Boldin. I don't know what's more shocking, the ESPN keeps rehashing this story, or that Rocco Baldelli hit the DL already. Also, "The 'Fridge" is in the hospital. He's expected to make a full recovery; insert Rev joke here.

'80s song: I couldn't embed the regular video for this song, so we're going with a live version where the lead singer has the greatest mullet and yellow plaid suit combination ever in the recorded history of man. He looks like a giant douchenozz, but in his defense, he was a lead singer for an '80s band. Anyways, I heard it on JackFM yesterday when I was driving home from work so it's fresh in the memory bank; Love and Pride by King:

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Beth said...

"The Great Falls Little League is going to pay Elijah Dukes' fine. The Great Falls Little League is a class act."

Agreed. But if you're Dukes don't you still say "thanks but no thanks" and pay it yourself? I mean it's a little league who is likely almost always close to broke, while Dukes is making $415k/year.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

freak double or nothing, knicks make the playoffs next year

Jugdish said...

what bet did you lose?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

knicks to win more games than pacers this year

Jugdish said...

Can't we just all get along?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

my wife surprised me yesterday, gave me a year subscription to playboy

tem said...

"freak double or nothing"

how do you do nothing if you are serving your penalty now?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

well i would stop

Jugdish said...

how long is the name change for?

tem said...

"Can't we just all get along?"

no fuck AXE

Blue said...

mutombo career over

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

un veek

Blue said...

everytime i hear the ads for "the most interesting man in the world" it makes me think of EP

he doesn't drink beer often, but when he does, he drinks dos equis...stay thirsty my friends.

Blue said...

"when it's raining, it's because he is sad"

"his shirts never wrinkle"

"he handles sizzling hot fajita platters with his bare hands"

"bulls refuse to fight him"

"even his Parrot's advice is insightful"

"he is left handed....and right handed"

"he once knew a call was the wrong number, even though the caller wouldn't admit it"

"you can see his charisma from space"

"the police often question him, just because they find him interesting"

"he once punched a magician, that's right, you heard me"

"when he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on the top, where it belongs...where there's no turning back"

"if a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor attendance"

"if there was an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines"

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

sounds about right

Blue said...

yep

Blue said...

ep, did you once teach a german shephard to bark in spanish?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"ep, did you once teach a german shephard to bark in spanish?"

yes and taught it how to shoot a rifle

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

is it ok to go to the movies with a dude?

Jugdish said...

yeah, but leave a buffer seat between you two and don't go see a movie like Sex in the city or anything like that

Blue said...

what movie?

Jugdish said...

hopefully terminator or something like that

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

no, no

a regular movie, no chick flick
buffer seat is a solid move

Blue said...

are you going to use the "yawn and put your arm around him" move?

are you going to share popcorn?

Beth said...

"yeah, but leave a buffer seat between you two and don't go see a movie like Sex in the city or anything like that"

jug is wise.

Beth said...

"are you going to share popcorn?"

Watch out for the "Diner" move...

tem said...

diner move?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"are you going to use the "yawn and put your arm around him" move?

are you going to share popcorn?"

stop it

Beth said...

No surprise you wouldn't know about that tem. It's from the movie "Diner".

As I remember it, basically in the movie a guy went on a date to a movie and got some popcorn and put it on his lap and slipped his penis up thru the popcorn container. That way when his date reached in for more popcorn she ended up grabbing him.

Beth said...

Also known as "The TJW move" in Canada I'd guess.

Blue said...

i've heard of this move

Blue said...

i heard of it when i was in Jr high...nerve tried it with popcorn though.

tem said...

diner move sounds dumb.

just whip it out if you are going to go through all of that.

tem said...

hmm, freddic mac ceo hung himself.

hanged himself? hung himself?

tem said...

*CFO

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

hanged

Blue said...

he was hanged.

Blue said...

anyway, he died.

tem said...

got it.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

this is the clinton era all over again

Blue said...

good, i liked the clinton era...unmatched wealth...explosive economic growth...that sounds good to me.

tem said...

president getting head.

troops back home.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

blue ian stewart

pleaseadvice

Steve said...

"clinton era"


*gazes at the heavens in fond remembrance

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

I would play this all day and night

Blue said...

ian stewart is a stud in the making...awesome hitter, amazingly good 3b defensively....problem is that he's stuck behind too many people, so his playing time is sporadic.

he's a natural 3b, but can't play there when Atkins is healthy...he's been playing 2b some, but hurdle like Barmes there as well. He's been playing some in LF, but they seem to rotate that spot between him and spilborghs.

So long story short...he's a very solid player, but needs more playing time.

Blue said...

if/when the rockies trade atkins, stewart becomes a legit fantasy option

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

so your saying dont pick him up now

tem said...

he is saying that by your standards he is a 2nd round draft choice.

Blue said...

tem is exactly right

Blue said...

he's a neat little player...he's got 30HR potential, 100RBI potential, should hit in the .315 range, steal about 20 or so bases.


ideally he could replace Matt Holliday's bat.

Blue said...

he hit a HR last year, that was one of the longest i've ever seen at Coors Field (excluding the HR derby at the ASG).

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

rick ankiel's stache is so bitchin'

Tyler said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that it's Earf Day today. So happy Earf Day douchebags.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

yea earf!

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

prii count should be in the hundreds today

spaceman spiff said...

how is there no 'ny day'? wft, blasphemy

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

brodeur


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"how is there no 'ny day'? wft, blasphemy"

there is, called columbus day

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

co,umbus discovered ny not america

tem said...

it is admin professionals day too apparently.

(insert applicable beth joke here.)

Blue said...

colombus discoverd haiti

spaceman spiff said...

columbus discovered india

Meiz said...

"good, i liked the clinton era...unmatched wealth...explosive economic growth...that sounds good to me."



Mmmm hmmm

spaceman spiff said...

went to the angels game last night, fuentes has been possessed by the spirit of bb-rod

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

abreu

Meiz said...

"columbus discovered ny not america"



EPs US history knowledge = my Carlos Lee trade history knowledge

Tyler said...

"prii count should be in the hundreds today"

Yeah, there were a ton of them today. I saw three in a row in the carpool lane on the 405 this morning. No joke.

Keith S said...

"how is there no 'ny day'? wft, blasphemy"

Stop it. It's celebrated from late May until early July

spaceman spiff said...

"EPs US history knowledge = my Carlos Lee trade history knowledge"

that was funny last night

spaceman spiff said...

nice one keef

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

for you to even look that up is gay

Keith S said...

It was on my calendar


s

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"BrookeHogan I'm Hungry like the wolf."

twitter is awesome

Keith S said...

NY hike schoolers are smrt

spaceman spiff said...

being a billionaire looks fun

isiah thompson said...

twitter is awesome

you subscribed to brooke hogan's tweeting?

starting to worry about you EP.

isiah thompson said...

But if you're Dukes don't you still say "thanks but no thanks" and pay it yourself?

I think Dukes also beat the shit out of his baby mamma a few times so he'd prob take the money.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"you subscribed to brooke hogan's tweeting?"

subscribed no, you just create your profile and follow whomever
i follow anyone, just for content purposes

isiah thompson said...

good to know, Brooke is evil.

Jugdish said...

"good, i liked the clinton era...unmatched wealth...explosive economic growth...that sounds good to me."


over valued stock prices, several attacks on our country...those were the good ol days!

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

leave it alone jug, it's useless

isiah thompson said...

what Osama is doing with these "torture memo's" and talking about possible prosecution is despicable.

Meiz said...

"several attacks on our country...those were the good ol days!"


Yeah, back when other countries and shit actually felt threatened by the US...the good ol days!

isiah thompson said...

Yeah, back when other countries and shit actually felt threatened by the US

your ignorance is only matched by your stoopidity.

wadr

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i'm gonna jot down a couple of tv ideas

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

wait

daytime zeke

wft

Meiz said...

"your ignorance is only matched by your stoopidity."



Goddamn, my inflammatory comments ALWAYS work. I'm so damn good.

isiah thompson said...

yeah no block yesterday afternoon or today.....so far.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

fucking lunch conundrum

Meiz said...

Chinese

isiah thompson said...

something with marinara sauce, stay true to your roots.

Meiz said...

Its not called marinara. Its just sauce.

isiah thompson said...

actually its called gravy

Meiz said...

wavy gravy

Jugdish said...

weaksauce

JFreak said...

So's your face.

Meiz said...

I had a day old Spicy Italian for breakfast.


D.E.T.

Keith S said...

"subscribed no, you just create your profile and follow whomever
i follow anyone, just for content purposes"

But you think facebook is the devil. Got it

Blue said...

facebook is lame

Meiz said...

lets bombard cmep with friend requests

Meiz said...

And lewd messages

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

and i'll bombard your face

Blue said...

my face doesn't need to be bombarded.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i use twitter to promote tshirts and get fast breaking news

schlep

Meiz said...

Don't be silly, you know you can't reach my face.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

myspace is the devil
facebook is just fucking annoying

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Don't be silly, you know you can't reach my face."

then one of your chins will pay

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

La Roche >>>> Loney

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

kid finally caught on, let's see if he keeps this up

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

spiff zeke

i mentioned some rumors of anyder having a hard on for sanchez and i'm buyin it, i think they move up and get him

thoughts?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

that was NS by the way

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

and i'm a snachez fan
think he's going to be very good, better than stafford

tem said...

college kids with only 1 yr starting experience hardly ever do well in the NFL.

Jugdish said...

he is gonna keef sanchez the league

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"college kids with only 1 yr starting experience hardly ever do well in the NFL."

that's fair to say, but i still think he's a blue chipper

isiah thompson said...

I'm not sure they have the ammo to move up to the top 5 (or higher).

they have their 1st and a 3rd and some riff raff after that.

I too think Sanchez greater > Stafford but both are huge question marks.

Stafford bc he's a retard and like tem said, Matt* Sanchez doesn't have a ton of starts/experience.

tem said...

Snyder will figure out something though if we wants to move up.

He'll trade his first round picks from 2020-2030 if he wants.*


*actually i don't think this is allowed, but whatever

spaceman spiff said...

"I'm not sure they have the ammo to move up to the top 5 (or higher)."

they do, itll just cost this years draft and next years, wouldnt put that past snyder. without those picks though , no good oline, and any QB wont be able to succeed back there

isiah thompson said...

oh yeah, I'm counting on the Skins not having a 1st round pick next season.

a Ricky Williams type draft pick trade is in order here.

spaceman spiff said...

hopefully sanchez gets snatched up quick

isiah thompson said...

2010 will be uncapped, he'll buy an O-line then.

Meiz said...

"college kids with only 1 yr starting experience hardly ever do well in the NFL."


Case in point: Akili Smith

Keith S said...

This could be EP in 3 years

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"they have their 1st and a 3rd and some riff raff after that."

Cheifs want to move down, desperately, swap 1st rounders (3rd overall for 13th overall) and they'd have to pony up either this year's third or two picks next year

this year the skins have the #1, #3, 5, 6, 7

no 2nd rounder like you mentioned but also no 4th rounder

Keith S said...

SC talking this morning about the Jets moving up to get Sanchez

spaceman spiff said...

pioli would scam snyder out of more than that

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

why is keef calling me a pshychopath murderer?

Keith S said...

"why is keef calling me a pshychopath murderer?"

Look at his motive

Keith S said...

"pshychopath" is hard to annunciate

Keith S said...

Craigslist guy has huge gambling debts, he picks up hookers on craigslist, and now he has their panties.

Don't act like this couldn't be you.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"pioli would scam snyder out of more than that"

i'm playing the hunch, skins to trade up to get sanchez, most likely the 3 spot because if i'm seattle, i have a luxury to get sanchez, keep him on the bench a good year or maybe even two behind a pro like hasselback who is oft injured lately and sanchez stays on the west coast

i dont think sanchez gets passed seattle

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Craigslist guy has huge gambling debts, he picks up hookers on craigslist, and now he has their panties.

Don't act like this couldn't be you."

i never needed to pay for sex, gambling debts yes, hookers no

Keith S said...

So Sanchez will fall past #3. Got it

isiah thompson said...

i dont think sanchez gets passed seattle

diddo*

Keith S said...

"i never needed to pay for sex, gambling debts yes, hookers no"

He wasn't paying for sex. He was robbing them to pay off his debts.

Keith S said...

Watched The Wrestler last night. It was alright

Keith S said...

Marisa Tomei was suite

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

robbing hookers

solid plan

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

mock drafts are fun

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

seattle is in a no lose scenario

either they get sanchez or wash steals him and they just sit at #4 and take crabtree

tem said...

cmk like the wrassler?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i mean hasselback has 3 more years i would guess, 2 more at a high level

isiah thompson said...

no matter what the skins do they'll get clowned.

just like the Cutler stuff.

SP clowns them for trying to trade for Cutty then uses the same logic to praise the Beers*.

I'm sure it will be a bad deal though.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

wrassler was better than alright

Keith S said...

"robbing hookers

solid plan"


See?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

you know what, scratch the sanchez thing, skunkpatch was all over this monday and i just remembered that

no way skins trade for him now

Keith S said...

"cmk like the wrassler?"

She fell asleep 15 minutes into it

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

See?

you know me so well

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

fucking woman

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

if my boss delegates one more fucking meeting to me i'm going to keef sanchez his monkey ass

Keith S said...

Tolt some chick here that I watched The Wrestler last night.
Her response was "Oh, what's it about"

Keith S said...

My response was "A wrestler"

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

good

Meiz said...

Should have said something like baseball

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

or espionage

tem said...

"he fell asleep 15 minutes into it"

not sure that could have worked out better for you.

tem said...

should have tolt her it was about her.

Keith S said...

lots of daytime beisbol today

Keith S said...

NY nerve has weird crimes

Keith S said...

I should have titled that "NY women are HOT"

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

white plains is white trash

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i'm tryin to find a trade partner for the chiefs, i cant see them sitting at 3, they want multiple picks

Steve said...

next time mom says stop your bickering I bet those little bastards clam up.

Keith S said...

NY is white trash

spaceman spiff said...

"i'm tryin to find a trade partner for the chiefs"

why, is this for fridays post

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"NY is white trash"

your relentless

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"why, is this for fridays post"

of course, annual mock draft

Keith S said...

"of course, annual mock draft"

1 week bet, you get < than 10 right

spaceman spiff said...

just make shit up then

Keith S said...

"your relentless"

It's fun

isiah thompson said...

1 week bet, you get < than 10 right


Kiper, McShay, Mayock, etc will get less than 10 right.

Keith S said...

week for me, 2 days for you

isiah thompson said...

isn't today that Popeye's $4.99 for 8 pieces deal day?

Deke you'd have food for 2 weeks....for cheap.

Keith S said...

"Kiper, McShay, Mayock, etc will get less than 10 right."

I want their job

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

let me check to see how many i got right last year

isiah thompson said...

7-2 isn't great odds for you EP, go for 10-1.

isiah thompson said...

I want their job


too many variables to consider with trades and such.

isiah thompson said...

keef seems to be in extra as. mode since he's been married.

isiah thompson said...

next seasons ACC/Big Televen hoops challenge:

Monday, Nov. 30
Penn State at Virginia
Tuesday, Dec. 1
Maryland at Indiana
Michigan State at North Carolina
Northwestern at N.C. State
Virginia Tech at Iowa
Wake Forest at Purdue

Wednesday, Dec. 2
Boston College at Michigan
Duke at Wisconsin
Florida State at Ohio State
Illinois at Clemson
Minnesota at Miami

isiah thompson said...

I don't think EP got many right from last season, less than 5-ish? (including the first pick)?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

got 6 right

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"keef seems to be in extra as. mode since he's been married."

good call

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

dis nigga posted ncaa hoops

nigga please

isiah thompson said...

Keith S said...
EP
Congrats on the 2-30 on the draft picks.

April 29, 2008 11:23 AM

JFreak said...

I think I got more right in my NBA Mock last year.

isiah thompson said...

I'd go for 31-1 on the draft thing EP

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Keith S said...
EP
Congrats on the 2-30 on the draft picks.

April 29, 2008 11:23 AM"

he's a moron, look at the post itself i got 6 right
and by right i mean the player i said would end up on the team ended up on the team

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

do you all know what the fuck a mock draft means?

mock

MOCK

MOCKKKKKKKK

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

10 is a high number

if there is a run on defensive players everything can be fucked

if a certain player drops, that can fuck things up

trades/snyder factor, etc.

fuck you i aint doing it unless it's one day for me and a month for you

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i can just be lazy and post a mock draft i seen somewhere else if you guys want

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

dickheads

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

this used to be a sports blog

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

clowns

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

the rev cries for you

isiah thompson said...

Mock You

isiah thompson said...

mothermock you too

isiah thompson said...

we talkin' 'bout a mock draft...not a real draft...not real draft...but a mock draft.

isiah thompson said...

mock this retard

your face is a mockery

isiah thompson said...

Mock Z!

and a block!

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