Thursday, April 30, 2009

Put your stank face on

Yeah, you're getting even less effort from me than normal. Deal.



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tem said...

good videos today

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

the soccer one was linked on here already

el freakfast

Jugdish said...

Interwebs have the swine flu

Beth said...

Terry Tate is always funny to me.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

hello

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

suite

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

for the record bud light is swill

Beth said...

I'll actually agree with you there EP.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

good let's get married

Beth said...

Cmep might not like that idea.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

utah baby!

Beth said...

EP, someone emailed me a t-shirt design that I think you'd love. You need to add it to your t-shirt company.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

wow

Jugdish said...

Irony

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

fuck this guy

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

time to blast someone on speaker

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"But Vice President Joe Biden has some other personal advice for those worried about the flu today: Stay off of airplanes, and stay out of subways"

nice work Joe, your doing a great job

Meiz said...

"nice work Joe, your doing a great job"


Well, at least he hasn't shot anybody yet. So, he's got that going for him.

Meiz said...

I forgot golf picks

tem said...

i may or may not have forgot golf picks.

don't really care.

Meiz said...

I don't exactly care either

Meiz said...

Ahahahahahahaha


Some dickschnoz quit the $$$FNBA league because he got outed as one of the 2 deadbeats, and people got on him about it. What a fuckface.

tem said...

what did you do with his players?

Meiz said...

He paid up some time within the last week.

Meiz said...

Its a bitch move that he got his undies all bound up for being called out as a deadbeat, and then blamed it on the commish's emails getting sent to the spam folder on an email account that he nerve uses.


Weak. Sauce.

tem said...

so what are you going to do with his players for the rest of the season?

tem said...

i mean like next year, is it a keeper league?

Steve said...

"for the record bud light is swill"

swill?

Meiz said...

Season's over, tem.

Not a keeper. I asked for it to be a keeper league a few years ago, but that got shot down.


And we had lame ass locked weekly lineups this season, because people complained about not having daily internet access to change their lineups. Boo hoo. If you aren't able to play fantasy sports, then don't play fantasy sports.

tem said...

"Season's over, tem. "

yeah i clearly didn't realize that at first.

Meiz said...

clearly

Steve said...

""But Vice President Joe Biden has some other personal advice for those worried about the flu today: Stay off of airplanes, and stay out of subways"

nice work Joe, your doing a great job"

the quote was "I would tell members of my family — and I have — that I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now,"but yea, he's a dumbass.

tem said...

the economy is going to shut down and 90 Million people are going to die.

tent city is upon us.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

Swill

Steve said...

"tent city is upon us."

i have me a nice two bedroom tent, and plenty of camping gear.

i'll be fine.

tem said...

better get a gun too.

people will want to rob your tent.

Steve said...

true, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea to move out of the city (if i lived in a city) as well. i'm sure there will be rioting.

of course, that is after I rob Food Lion blind of their canned goods.

tem said...

bring a can opener too.

Meiz said...

I have a suite can opener. I'll be good in that regard.

Meiz said...

Here's how smrt I was when I bought my tent in 07. I'm 6'3". My tent is 6' x 6'.


Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tem said...

sell it to El pad.

Meiz said...

Not a bad plan. It has a spot of bird poop on it, though. Might not be classy enough for him.

tem said...

definitely not.

but if you put some bud light in it he might take it.

Meiz said...

I've been smashing on a 17oz bag of sour gummi bears this week. It's delicious.

tem said...

i only like sour patch kids.


sour jacks suck.

sour gummi bears aren't cool either.

Steve said...

They've put a tramp stamp on Barbie.

Meiz said...

They don't have spk at the local grocer. Even if they did, I wouldn't buy them, out of spite.

tem said...

"They've put a tramp stamp on Barbie."


awesome.

kodiac said...

when tent city time comes, I gotta move someplace warmer.

tem said...

"They don't have spk at the local grocer. Even if they did, I wouldn't buy them, out of spite."


elaborate please...why spiteful to spks?

Meiz said...

spiteful to you guys that rave about spks

spaceman spiff said...

"They don't have spk at the local grocer. Even if they did, I wouldn't buy them, out of spite."

so you deprive yourself out of spite for others, smart

tem said...

spks are the best.

it's not a lie.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

got verizon fios

det

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

The Jets granted Brett Favre's release today, and wouldn't you know it, a plane left Hattiesburg, Missippi for Minneapolis, Minnesota this morning. Not only that, but it even came back the same day. Now I'm not a betting man (actually that's a lie), but what are the odds that Favre was not on that plane?

Blueshon said...

yesterday was a glorious day....rockies game at Coors in the afternoon...many beers for dinner...then stumble over to the Pepsi Center for game 5 blowout.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

customize your swine flu mask

Blueshon said...

maybe bert wanted to go congratulate sage in person...or maybe he's buddies with percy harvin

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

and you didnt even have to use the AK

Blueshon said...

i did think about stopping to get the fatburger last night.

Blueshon said...

but it wasn't 2 in the mornin

spaceman spiff said...

"what are the odds that Favre was not on that plane?"

1 to 10000

Blueshon said...

then i had a dream about making out with the hot receptionist...it was a bad dream

Steve said...

"then i had a dream about making out with the hot receptionist...it was a bad dream"

bad as in good?

Jugdish said...

yesterday was a glorious day....fired a bitch in the morning...rockies game at Coors in the afternoon...many beers for dinner...then stumble over to the Pepsi Center for game 5 blowout.


fixed

Meiz said...

"so you deprive yourself out of spite for others, smart"


Read the 1st part of my comment

Blueshon said...

"bad as in good?"

bad as in, i was afraid cmblue was going to find out i was dream cheating on her.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

baby dong

spaceman spiff said...

"Read the 1st part of my comment"

so you would be willing to deprive yourself out of spite for others, smart

Meiz said...

"bad as in, i was afraid cmblue was going to find out i was dream cheating on her."


She dream cheats on you all the time. Dare to dream!

Meiz said...

"so you would be willing to deprive yourself out of spite for others, smart"


Read the 1st part of my comment

Jugdish said...

the quote was "I would tell members of my family — and I have — that I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now,"but yea, he's a dumbass.



I have no problem with him telling his family that, but he still is a dumbass.

Jugdish said...

dude

Blueshon said...

300

Jugdish said...

shocker

Blueshon said...

i am shocked, but not surprised that el tardo didn't think the rajon rondo foul was dirty

Jugdish said...

Biden: Avoid Planes, Trains, Automobiles



I thought it was a good movie

spaceman spiff said...

"dude"

suite pic, not as good as the car into the cyclists though

isiah thompson said...

i am shocked, but not surprised that el tardo didn't think the rajon rondo foul was dirty

if Heinrick* slapped Pierce in the mouth on a potential game tying shot and wasn't whistled for a flagrant spiffg would have 30,000 words about how it was a bad call.

the non-boston stuff in his latest article was good though.

spaceman spiff said...

breadbowl pasta looks odd

Blueshon said...

i'm not sure i like the video reanactment of the breadbowl pasta cooking.

Steve said...

Sweet!

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

oh great, wife just called

dood she works with is in hospital, getting tested for swine flu

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

she's on full panic mode

Jugdish said...

you better get some of those masks

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

i'm gonna shake the shit out of her when i get home

tem said...

"The Jets granted Brett Favre's release today, and wouldn't you know it, a plane left Hattiesburg, Missippi for Minneapolis, Minnesota this morning. Not only that, but it even came back the same day. Now I'm not a betting man (actually that's a lie), but what are the odds that Favre was not on that plane?"


my sources indicated that the plane came from Minn to Hattiesburg and then returned to Minn. so it was someone visiting bert.

isiah thompson said...

we're off to a blazing start today.

Meiz said...

Its freak's fault

isiah thompson said...

I blame the pig flu.


then Osama.

tem said...

but obama will save us from all the flu and berts.

isiah thompson said...

Jenny Craig has a zorse in the Kentucky Derby named Chocolate Candy.

(is this fastery?)

Meiz said...

We could always sporcle

isiah thompson said...

nazi'd on sporcle and forgot to check it last night.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

remember when people said we'd have a black prez when pigs flew?

well.

tem said...

what's sporcle?

tem said...

"remember when people said we'd have a black prez when pigs flew?"

nope. never heard this.

isiah thompson said...

nope. never heard this.

with 300 mil people in the world, chances are someone said it.

isiah thompson said...

After five straight first-round flameouts, 'Melo led the Nuggets to their first playoff series win since 1994

did not know that Melo had never been out of the 1st round.

tem said...

"with 300 mil people in the world, chances are someone said it."

yeah, but what are the chances they said it to me?

isiah thompson said...

SPAERTA!/3

isiah thompson said...

goddman tem

tem said...

"did not know that Melo had never been out of the 1st round."

you pay attention to sportscenter as well as el pad pays attention here.

they talked about it a lot.

isiah thompson said...

yeah, but what are the chances they said it to me?

maybe it was a little person and only EP could hear it down there?

isiah thompson said...

haven't watched SC in a while

tem said...

with rounding you minus well have been correct.

tem said...

"haven't watched SC in a while"

fair enough

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

suite pad

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

tem, take your medicine

tem said...

UFL article on wwl is interesting.

Blueshon said...

"did not know that Melo had never been out of the 1st round."

yep, he's now won as many playoff games this year as he'd won in his previous 5 years combined

he wasn't in the mcrady/kg category yet, but he was getting there.

tem said...

"tem, take your medicine"

i ran out.

isiah thompson said...

A-Roid was tipping pitches?

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

aroid had bitch tits

like meiz

Blueshon said...

tim legler on mike and mike this morning seemed to think that the nuggets will dismantle the mavs much like they did the hornets.


so i now believe the nuggets will lose game 1 on sunday.

tem said...

go nuggs

Blueshon said...

and even though i've been a big nuggets fan for quite some time, i still never expected them to ever set an NBA record for point differential in a playoff series...and that's with losing a game.

isiah thompson said...

tem:

"NEW YORK -- Heisman Trophy winners Tim Brown and Gino Torretta, along with two-time All-American Chris Spielman, are among the 16 players to be elected to the College Football Hall of Fame.

Others selected for induction by the National Football Foundation are: Penn State's Curt Warner; New Mexico State's Pervis Atkins; Arizona's Chuck Cecil; Auburn's Ed Dyas; West Virginia's Major Harris; BYU's Gordon Hudson; Alabama's Woodrow Lowe; Stanford's Ken Margerum; Texas' Steve McMichael; Iowa's Larry Station; Georgia Tech's Pat Swilling; and Nebraska's Grant Wistrom.

tem said...

"West Virginia's Major Harris"


party tonight for sure.

tem said...

maybe tomorrow, so i can give Maj the party he deserves.

tem said...

maybe WVU will retire his number.


Right now they just have 1 guy retired.

Pat White is to be be retired too.

tem said...

that should be Pat White is going to be retired too.

That's specualtion on my part.

Meiz said...

"A-Roid was tipping pitches?"


And trade off for stat-padding

Meiz said...

hdh

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

baked beans farting is going on right now, punishing fools

Steve said...

Pansies

Steve said...

Awesome

tem said...

Pirates should bring Barry back.

Meiz said...

"Awesome"


Cracked me up. Wasn't what I was expecting.

Meiz said...

There's a female spiff-breed in here. Me likey.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

hilarious

tem said...

the catcher looks left, looks right, thinks to himself, these fuckers are going to collide....and then bam!

Blueshon said...

even though i new* what was going to happen, it still made me laugh.

Meiz said...

I thought one of the kids was gonna take out the catcher, or get beaned.

tem said...

soon as they passed at 2nd i figured.

thought one might get beaned though.

isiah thompson said...

baked beans farting is going on right now, punishing fools

co-worker: "my pants below the knee stink but I don't smell anything up by my face"

isiah thompson said...

did as. have an interview today?

or Dr. J?

isiah thompson said...

I was peeping game on some shit on E! a few nights ago with fmz.

they're remaking Footloose, Karate Kid and some other movies.

Will Smiff's kid and Jackie Chan in KK (I think this has already been discussed here).

is Hollywood already out of ideas?

Blueshon said...

hollywood has been out of idears for years


i think the footloose guy is the highschool musical douche.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

zeke, wall street 2 in the works asswell

Meiz said...

Oof. dumbo just went in the bathroom right after I blew the spot up.

isiah thompson said...

I bet we could write a pretty suite movie and sell it.

kinda NS

Keith S said...

Whitlock trying to take my job

Keith S said...

"remember when people said we'd have a black prez when pigs flew?

well."


Rememeber when I said that pigs could fly planes into NY buildings yesterday?

Keith S said...

"did as. have an interview today?

or Dr. J?"



No & No

isiah thompson said...

Whitlock trying to take my job


wow, you have to issue an on-air apology for saying a black guy looks like another black guy?

Thanks Osama!

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"I bet we could write a pretty suite movie and sell it.

kinda NS"

i have done this

ns

halfway done

Keith S said...

"I bet we could write a pretty suite movie and sell it.

kinda NS"


And then kod could start his own spinoff

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

The name of this game is Hunted. The game is about revenge and murder. Zach delvs deeply into the psychology of this game and ultimately it consumes him. A string of murders rock the city of Carson City, NV and unebeknowest to Zach’s family and friends, he is the guy that’s committing these murders. The development of these games he’s created, as well as games in the past have caused Zach to act out the game’s plots, all of which are causing loss of life.


Copyright, El Padrino

Meiz said...

Haven't you been halfway done with that for a few years?

isiah thompson said...

So its a SBtB movie?

suite

AC Slater to the rescue

Keith S said...

It's about time Kelly Kapowski got back on TV

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"Haven't you been halfway done with that for a few years?"

yes

spaceman spiff said...

thought that was gonna be a book

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

apeaking of ac slater i want to try the AC Slater Dump

deke have you tried this?

isiah thompson said...

AC Slater Dump

::Flank stare::

Keith S said...

"AC Slater Dump"

flank state

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"thought that was gonna be a book"

who knows

"Julie (Jules) Briggs- Worker at EVG who is close to Zach"

but i plan on some nudity from this chick

Meiz said...

I swear that movie just came out a couple years ago.


NS

Keith S said...

"thought that was gonna be a book"


That would mean EP has to read

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

ac slater dump

isiah thompson said...

ac slater dump

still flank steaking

Meiz said...

It involved a video game, and people were dying the way they died in the video game, or something like that.

Meiz said...

Or if they died in the video game, some dude came & killed them in real life.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"It involved a video game, and people were dying the way they died in the video game, or something like that."

i vageuly remember this, different plot though, this is not a slasher film more of a suspensful murder movie

isiah thompson said...

It involved a video game, and people were dying the way they died in the video game, or something like that.


The Wizard starring Fred Savage?

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"still flank steaking"

everytime ac slater sat in a chair he turned it backwards, that was his thing

just sub the chair for a toilet bowl and that's a ac slater dump

Keith S said...

"It involved a video game, and people were dying the way they died in the video game, or something like that."

Stay Alive, I think

isiah thompson said...

murder mysteries are always good.

EP - try to cast Diane Lane as a cougar milf who gets nekkid a lot.

Keith S said...

I thought ac slater dump meant you had to grow a curly mullett

Meiz said...

"The Wizard starring Fred Savage?"

Saw that in the theater.


*tips cap

isiah thompson said...

just sub the chair for a toilet bowl and that's a ac slater dump

all the terd would get stuck on the front of the inside of the bowl.

do it at a friends house.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"EP - try to cast Diane Lane as a cougar milf who gets nekkid a lot."

done and done

isiah thompson said...

just sub the chair for a toilet bowl and that's a ac slater dump


maybe that is what got Cho so upset?

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

that bitch was crazy jerkoff hot in unfaithful

isiah thompson said...

peeped game on Role Models last night.

decent boobage in that movie.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

"all the terd would get stuck on the front of the inside of the bowl."

that and i'd have to throw my junk over my shoulder

Keith S said...

"done and done"

El Pacsil

isiah thompson said...

that bitch was crazy jerkoff hot in unfaithful


love me some Diane Lane

Keith S said...

"peeped game on Role Models last night."

Keef Sanchez in the 1st scene was hilarity

Meiz said...

"just sub the chair for a toilet bowl and that's a ac slater dump"


Then yes, I have done it.

I used to Slater dump when I was a wee lad. I remember it being wildly comfortable.

Keith S said...

ever have a mize dump where there's a real fat turd that isn't motivated enough to go all the way out?

Keith S said...

EP dumps are the worse. They're real small, more difficult than regular sized ones.

Keith S said...

*but more difficult

Keith S said...

You have to wear a helmet during a steve dump

Meiz said...

"You have to wear a helmet during a steve dump"


And a bib

Meiz said...

I'm out. I hope to see more LOV dumps when I get home.

isiah thompson said...

a zeke dump is when you sit down ready to shit but then decide to just up and leave the bathroom and come back 3 hours later to finish up your bi-niss.

Keith S said...

I was trying to think of a way to incorporate quitting and shitting. Nice one

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

a keef dump is when after he dumps he judges it based on 5 categories then leaves the seat up cuz he's an as.

The Realest Beer Drinker ® said...

a jug dump is perfect

isiah thompson said...

a tem dump is when you sit down but then actually take a piss.

fake dumping tem

isiah thompson said...

a rev dump clogs up the toilet and backs up your septic tank/sump pump

Keith S said...

A freak dump is where you take a dump at your parents' house

Keith S said...

A Tyler dump, you spend $108 on roses to cover up the smell.

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

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Keith S said...

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Keith S said...

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