Monday, April 27, 2009

I forgot

Draft happened this weekend. Retards are back in fashion, apparently. If they existed and cost $1 apiece, Stafford could buy about 41 million Down's pills. That would probably cure his ailment. People around here think the Cards taking Beanie is a good pick. He's got loads of talent, but he's frah-jee-lay. Rik Smits was talking about Beanie and said "Wow, he has bad feet".

Our A/C went out yesterday. I don't know what's wrong with it, but I can't raise or lower the thermostat temperature. It's stuck on 85° and none of the buttons are working because there's a little picture of a lock next to the temperature reading. The air is just blowing out, but not cold air, it's just the fan. So it's luke-cold air. So the house is sitting at a balmy 85° now. Time to call the landlord I guess. Unless anyone here works for an HVAC company.

My name right now is the worse ever.

So I was gonna do a gimmick for this week but decided not to because I was feeling mizey, and I also didn't think anyone else would do it. I was gonna do an "LoV Cribs" post and put pics of different parts of the house with running commentary. But I figured it would get low reviews and decided against it. But now I just remembered that this joint is D- anyway, so I guess I should have done it. Oh well. You're all just missing out I guess.

You know who really sucks right now? David Wright. I hate that guy. He needs to be sanchezed.

That's all. This was lame, I know. But idgaf

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Blueshon said...

posting

Blueshon said...

keith needs to change his name

tem said...

the girl was not fake. i can not vouch for how attractive she was.

the barstool is not fake.

and i was not fake drunk.

tem said...

the number is probably fake though.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

that's your name keef

Blueshon said...

good one

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

blueshon is happy with that pick?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

(the moreno pick)

Blueshon said...

blueshon approves

Blueshon said...

blueshon does not approve of trading next years #1 for a 2nd round pick that's not named maluega this year though

Blueshon said...

i don't know how much run that got nationally, but there is a chance the pick that Denver gave up for a 2nd round CB, could be top 10 or even top 5 next year depending on how bad they suck.

Blueshon said...

so now i'm rooting very heavily against the bears next season

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

plane flew 100 feet from the goldman building, fighter pilot chasing it

dont know what's going on

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

surprised maluaga dropped

Blueshon said...

"plane flew 100 feet from the goldman building, fighter pilot chasing it"

maybe it's OJ, he hates the Goldmans

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Commercial-size jet seen flying low over Hudson River was part of scheduled test. FAA said plane circling Lower Manhattan is part of "photo op."

no need to panic, it's a photo op

W F T

someone gonna get fired, three buildings were evacuated

Blueshon said...

laurentitis going earlier than maluaga was disconcerning

Blueshon said...

al davis hates mel kiper

Blueshon said...

rumor: bears were trying to get boldin

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

Please note we are aware of the plane circling lower Manhattan. NYPD confirmed this is for a photo shoot. We will be alerting any staff that self-evacuated their floors and are in the lobby that it is safe to return to their desks.

Blueshon said...

because cutler thinks their recievers suck

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

boldin not being moved for a 2nd rounder was disconcerning

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

no one can afford this guy all of the sudden?

Beth said...

Hey tem, I did go see the movie "Earth" this weekend. You still want the info on if a polar bear dies? That's actually kind of a spoiler in the movie since that's a big story line in it, if the dad polar bear dies.

Blueshon said...

who would get fired

tem said...

"rumor: bears were trying to get boldin"

skunkpatch says they didn't try too hard.

Blueshon said...

maybe the AZ wants too much for him?

Blueshon said...

skunkpatch doesn't know how to twitter, he's worthless in the NFL now

tem said...

"You still want the info on if a polar bear dies? "

yes

tem said...

"who would get fired"

whoever overreacted and evacuated the buildings.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

then media is lying, az said they will take "only" a 2nd rounder

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"whoever overreacted and evacuated the buildings."

no, whoever didnt tell security officals that a commercial jet followed by a military jet would be grazing buildings

fucking morons

dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets

Beth said...

The dad does die at the end, although they don't show the actual death, just him lying down from exhaustion and starvation. He had no food and NOWHERE TO GO.

Steve said...

"That's actually kind of a spoiler in the movie since that's a big story line in it, if the dad polar bear dies"

He Dies. It's disney. The dad always dies in disney movies.

tem said...

skunkpatch talks about taking a dump in an airport.

great writing there.

tem said...

"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"

they thought you'd be over it by now.

tem said...

"He had no food and NOWHERE TO GO."

hilarity.


but not going to watch it.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"they thought you'd be over it by now."

never forget

Beth said...

Instead of going to see the movie, just watch an episode of "Planet Earth" from a HD DVD and you've got basically the same thing. 60% of the movie is from that series apparently.

Steve said...

Girls got talentkinda SFW (no nudity), but still kinda NSFW too.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

sock dongers

thought you had beer man down fot the count right

NO! NYET!

Steve said...

"never forget"

never forget what?

Jugdish said...

skunkpatch talks about taking a dump in an airport.



he should have left that one out...

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"

NYC metro area has the worse flight zone

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Tomorrow my name is going to be "David Wright licks dirty taint"

tem said...

"he should have left that one out..."

indeed

tem said...

the plan had NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

tem said...

plane

Blueshon said...

the plan didn't have much choice

tem said...

" I was gonna do an "LoV Cribs" post and put pics of different parts of the house with running commentary. "


i'd do this, i guess.

tem said...

maybe next week.

tem said...

NYers are afraid of all plans now.

They have no marbles.

tem said...

President Obama said today that the swine flu outbreak is a "cause for concern and requires a heightened state of alert," but is not a "cause for alarm."




got it....be shocked, but not surprised.

spaceman spiff said...

orakpo suite

Blueshon said...

yeah, orakpo works for the skins

spaceman spiff said...

"Plaintiff Chelsea Stone alleges that on or about Oct. 16, Cusick "placed his hand on her buttocks" and then caressed her back "while making moaning sounds." He then put his face in her cleavage and wagged his head back and forth"

you motorboatin son of a bitch!

tem said...

he was in a no motorboating area.

Blueshon said...

i wonder if they were built for speed or for comfort

Blueshon said...

i wonder what keef's version of motorboating would be.

spaceman spiff said...

can sit a cup on biel's booty
oh lawd

tem said...

it could be anything.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Meiz said...

"The dad does die at the end, although they don't show the actual death, just him lying down from exhaustion and starvation. He had no food and NOWHERE TO GO."



I can relate to this.

spaceman spiff said...

"Tyson Jackson may not lead the league in sacks (he had 18.5 in three starting seasons at LSU), but he will lead the team in "yes sirs''"

i hate SP

Meiz said...

It rained all weekend. That sucked.

isiah thompson said...

then media is lying, az said they will take "only" a 2nd rounder

reports here friday said the "lower price tag" for Boldin was false

isiah thompson said...

Denver trading a 2010 1st pick is mind bottling.

JFreak said...

"freak i said it was either a wideout or brown

trust your boy"

Wasn't talking about that. If you had read literally 3 comments before that you would know it wasn't in reference to their first pick.

You can be such a tard.

isiah thompson said...

Iggles had a pretty good draft

Blueshon said...

eagles draft was decent, but you'd think maclin is the exact same receiever as desean jacksonian

isiah thompson said...

eagles draft was decent, but you'd think maclin is the exact same receiever as desean jacksonian

he has to be an upgrade from Reggie Brown though right?

Blueshon said...

they should have traded for Boldin...period

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"maybe next week."

Maybe

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Cards would be d-u-m to trade Boldin to a team in the same division

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

I got sunburnt yesterday

isiah thompson said...

speaking of movies, there are some suite movies coming out next month and this summer

Angels and Demons
Public Enemies (John Dillinger movie with Depp and Bale)
New Terminator joint
Transformers 2
GI Joe

even that Star Trek joint looks decent.

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Bea Arthur died

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"

You're so dramatic

isiah thompson said...

Percy Harvin and Purple Jesus on one offense is HDH.

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

cmk & I went to OG last night. We had a $50 gift card. It was grate*

isiah thompson said...

peeped game on Miracle at St. Anna last night - there is a chick who has immaculate boobies who isn't afraid to show them.

*thumbs up

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"Percy Harvin and Purple Jesus on one offense is HDH."

Having Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson at QB is the exact opposite

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"Miracle at St. Anna "

flank steak

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

OG is very comparable to some of my favorite Italian joints in Brooklyn

isiah thompson said...

Having Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson at QB is the exact opposite

besides that Indy debacle and gay name, Sage can sling the rock, "just don't lose it" is his new motto.

Harvin will bring his FLA playbook with him (Purple Jesus playing a Tesus like role)

1) PJ up the middle, left or right.
2) Throw to Harvin.

it's science

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

When we were eating at OG, I almost felt like i was back home in Brooklyn

isiah thompson said...

seriously dough - Chi/Boston

DET

isiah thompson said...

EP - Rangers/Caps.....Game 7


bet

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

1) PJ up the middle, left or right.
2) Throw to Harvin.
3) Stay away from boat trips


*fized

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Is LoW still going? I need to keep track of my futures bets

Blueshon said...

yeah, the Chi/Boston series has been solid

three of the four games yesterday were outstanding.

Hedo what?

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Just got emails from DQ and Conestone* for free bday ice cream

suite

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

And a card in the mail from The Keg for a free prime rib dinner

Blueshon said...

look at keith, he's all fancypantsy

isiah thompson said...

Hedo what?

pretty telling that the Magic didn't call that final play for D-Ho.

Blueshon said...

hedo's always been their late game guy though

spaceman spiff said...

theyre scared of howard getting fouled

Blueshon said...

yeah, hack a d-ho is in effect.

tem said...

"cmk & I went to OG last night."

was it one in italy?

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"was it one in italy?"

It was better than that

Blueshon said...

you know they have a chef school in tuscany?

tem said...

chase daniels the new QB of the future for the skins?

Steve said...

FHM's Sexiest Women Of The Year:

1. Cheryl Cole
2. Megan Fox
3. Jessica Alba
4. Britney Spears
5. Keeley Hazell
6. Adriana Lima
7. Elisha Cuthbert
8. Kristin Kreuk
9. Anna Friel
10. Freida Pinto

Spears at #4? Negative!!

spaceman spiff said...

"chase daniels the new QB of the future for the skins?"

new 3rd string QB, yes

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Cheryl Cole is drawing a flank stake

Blueshon said...

who the hell is cheryl cole?

spaceman spiff said...

she;s british

Blueshon said...

if i only know who 5 or 6 of the top 10 are, it's a shitty top 10

spaceman spiff said...

soccer wife i think

Steve said...

some sort of British singer. she's worthy of the list, not sure if she's a #1 or not, but worthy.

tem said...

"It was better than that"

cool. i wouldn't know. really OG is too authentic for me. I prefer some of the lower quality mom and pop shit in NYC. that stuff is more suited to my americanized bland food loving tastebuds.

spaceman spiff said...

i only havent heard of anna friel

tem said...

1. Cheryl Cole - Blank Stare
5. Keeley Hazell - Blank Stare
8. Kristin Kreuk - Blank Stare
9. Anna Friel - Blank Stare
10. Freida Pinto - Blank Stare

tem said...

i know you all have posted pics of keeley, but i still don't know who she is.

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"cool. i wouldn't know. really OG is too authentic for me. I prefer some of the lower quality mom and pop shit in NYC. that stuff is more suited to my americanized bland food loving tastebuds."

Yeah, NYC food is an acquired taste

spaceman spiff said...

"5. Keeley Hazell - Blank Stare"

thats a shame

spaceman spiff said...

"i know you all have posted pics of keeley, but i still don't know who she is."

nvm about shame then, you do know her, thats who she is, chick who shows her boobs

isiah thompson said...

Cowherd bagging on the Skins for picking too quickly.

last week he was bagging on them for potentially moving up and overpaying to get Sanchez.

media reports saying how great a pick/deal the Jess* made.

Skins can't win.


woe

tem said...

" thats who she is, chick who shows her boobs"

oh ok. thought there'd be more to it.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Wasn't talking about that. If you had read literally 3 comments before that you would know it wasn't in reference to their first pick.

You can be such a tard."

that would require me to hit the older button, simply wasnt happening donkey

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

so much other stuff to comment on, feeling meizy though

Steve said...

Ms. Keeley HazellSFW

isiah thompson said...

so much other stuff to comment on, feeling meizy though


Rangers/Caps Game 7

1 day name pic

Steve said...

GOP Know-Nothings Fought Pandemic Preparedness

Man, neither side ever misses a chance to take a shot at the other.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Rangers/Caps Game 7

1 day name pic"

rangers in trouble
but i can't resist

done

isiah thompson said...

tem said...
the girl was not fake. i can not vouch for how attractive she was.



tem did you pull a Mikey from Swingers later that night?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

keely has been linked like 100 times on here, for shame if you didnt know her

isiah thompson said...

Man, neither side ever misses a chance to take a shot at the other.

you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 8 years?

isiah thompson said...

man that article was awful, X'd it about 2 paragraphs in.

isiah thompson said...

"Commercial-size jet seen flying low over Hudson River was part of scheduled test. FAA said plane circling Lower Manhattan is part of "photo op."

hopefully they went all the way with this and had an A-rab pilot.


too soon? (hanging head in shame)

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"

You're so dramatic"

yore mother

Steve said...

"you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 8 years?"



you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 75 years?

*fixed

Steve said...

"X'd it about 2 paragraphs in"


not surprised by this at all.

isiah thompson said...

you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 75 years?


this was assumed numbnuts, I read your original comment as you being surprised.

and the article was awful.

JFreak said...

"that would require me to hit the older button, simply wasnt happening"

Tard comment stands.

Blueshon said...

i don't mind the tard status

Blueshon said...

skins picked super fast for orakpo...broncos wasted no time in making their pick of moreno either...

like still had 8 minutes on the clock for both teams...that's how it should be, stop fucking around.

isiah thompson said...

'shon, are the Bronco's going to keep that zone run block scheme/game they used?

trying to figure out about Moreno's fantasy value.

JFreak said...

"that's how it should be, stop fucking around."

amen.

Jugdish said...

like still had 8 minutes on the clock for both teams...that's how it should be, stop fucking around.



If I was the Lions I would have used about 9:30 of that first pick before handing the card over.

isiah thompson said...

If I was the Lions I would have used about 9:30 of that first pick before handing the card over.


Rog looked like a doofus with the 1st pick, he announced the draft was starting, took about 10 steps away from the podium, then came back and announced the pick.

selig-esque

Blueshon said...

i don't think they'll keep that same zone blocking scheme. Only holdover from the old regime was the rb coach.

i'd put moreno's fantasy value about the same as the dude from NE...when he's healthy

i have a funny feeling moreno will be part of a rotation, at least for the first half of the season.

tem said...

"tem did you pull a Mikey from Swingers later that night?"

blank stare

Blueshon said...

maroney...fuck i couldn't think of his name

tem said...

"for shame if you didnt know her"

i know what she looks like, did not know why she was famous.

spiff slained it though.

JFreak said...

Stealing home is always cool, even if it was a Red Sox.

isiah thompson said...

any freak comment with Sox (or any variation of socks) in it, is hilarity.

Steve said...

Time says the most influential person is Christopher Poole

He is the founder of http://www.4chan.org/

I've never heard of it.

JFreak said...

4chan is the home of internet retards.

They've started most of the stupid internet fads.

tem said...

i thought lov was the home of internet retards?

JFreak said...

nope.

tem said...

OIC

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"yore mother"

Always solid

ns

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Sausage McMuffin, 2 hash browns, large OJ

DET

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i'm shocked the swine flu came from mexico


s

JFreak said...

You don't even know where mexico is.

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Mexican food > than Italian food

tem said...

"You don't even know where mexico is."

i read somewhere that it is close to the US. some might say they even touch.

spaceman spiff said...

"I've never heard of it."

kinda shocked by this

Jugdish said...

i'm shocked the swine flu came from mexico


it could infect 300 million people

Blueshon said...

mexico did what?

isiah thompson said...

The symptoms are similar to the common flu. They include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite, coughing, runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

thanks for the detailed heads up

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

RIP earth

spaceman spiff said...

"Sausage McMuffin, 2 hash browns, large OJ

DET"

dont have the 2 sausage mc for 3.50 there? gotta get 2 w/ 2 hash minimum

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"They include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite, coughing, runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. "



I think I have that

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"dont have the 2 sausage mc for 3.50 there? gotta get 2 w/ 2 hash minimum"

I didn't know about that. haven't see that advertised anywhere.

isiah thompson said...

The virus spreads when an infected person coughs or sneezes around another person, or spits in another persons mouth. People can become infected by touching something with the flu virus on it and then touching their mouth, nose or eyes.


Teej could spread this world-wide.

Steve said...

"I think I have that"

na, you're probably just hung over.

Blueshon said...

teej likes to spit in mouths


rip teej

JFreak said...

NASCAR needs to get rid of the yellow line rule.

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"The virus spreads when an infected person coughs or sneezes around another person,"


I'm fuct. Everyone here coughs all over the place

spaceman spiff said...

"skins can't win


woe"

easy as. pick, he fell to them, no need to waste time. stoopid cowherd.

supposedly skins called up a few teams to trade up and get orakpo, supposedly even called denver to flip flop picks, but they declined for unknown reasons. odd if true, denver knew they didnt want orakpo they could have flipped and got an extra pick from the skins, even if it would have been a late late pick

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"You don't even know where mexico is."

steve, freak meant this to you

Blueshon said...

maybe they thought that skins would trade up and get moreno becuase he really should have gone top 5.

Steve said...

"steve, freak meant this to you"


you're speaking for freak now?

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Ron Mexico is in jail

isiah thompson said...

Ending of Talladega race

in case anyone didn't see this, even if you don't like NASCAR it's a good highlight clip. Carl Edwards pulled a Ricky Bobby (literally)

spaceman spiff said...

im cc'd on an email back and forth at work, and some guy is getting lambasted, suite

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Mexican food > than Italian food"

i love mexican food but it's not even close and i would say that if I were Albanian

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"I'm fuct. Everyone here coughs all over the place"


The cougher.

RIP IAM

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"i love mexican food but it's not even close and i would say that if I were Albanian"

I was just throwing out bait. Caught me a little suckerfish

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

airborne crashes are the greatest

tem said...

so what is a mikey from swingers?

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"airborne crashes are the greatest"

I guess you forgot

tem said...

"airborne crashes are the greatest"

says the guy who hides from planes when they get near his building.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"I was just throwing out bait. Caught me a little suckerfish"

swallowed hook, destroyed your pole
i die but your fishing day is over

i win

tem said...

"I guess you forgot"

hilarity.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

referring to the nascar link

not the national tragedy that occured on 9/11

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"i die but your fishing day is over

i win"



Damn

isiah thompson said...

May 5th could be a blood bath in Meh-hee-co.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

cinco de mayo!

arrrrriiibbaaaaaa!

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

spiff do you celebrate cinco de mayo or the chinese new year?

isiah thompson said...

so what is a mikey from swingers?

1) Get chicks number at a bar.
2) Call said chick and leave a ton of messages on her machine (voicemail now).
3) Come across as equal parts desperate and psycho (but 100% hilarity)

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Cinco de Mayo is a holiday that americans made up

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

At least that's what I've heard

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

"spiff do you celebrate cinco de mayo or the chinese new year?"

Nice

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

I can't believe EP remembered that

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

Or paid attention to it at all

I want to live in Brooklyn, NY said...

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