Draft happened this weekend. Retards are back in fashion, apparently. If they existed and cost $1 apiece, Stafford could buy about 41 million Down's pills. That would probably cure his ailment. People around here think the Cards taking Beanie is a good pick. He's got loads of talent, but he's frah-jee-lay. Rik Smits was talking about Beanie and said "Wow, he has bad feet".
Our A/C went out yesterday. I don't know what's wrong with it, but I can't raise or lower the thermostat temperature. It's stuck on 85° and none of the buttons are working because there's a little picture of a lock next to the temperature reading. The air is just blowing out, but not cold air, it's just the fan. So it's luke-cold air. So the house is sitting at a balmy 85° now. Time to call the landlord I guess. Unless anyone here works for an HVAC company.
My name right now is the worse ever.
So I was gonna do a gimmick for this week but decided not to because I was feeling mizey, and I also didn't think anyone else would do it. I was gonna do an "LoV Cribs" post and put pics of different parts of the house with running commentary. But I figured it would get low reviews and decided against it. But now I just remembered that this joint is D- anyway, so I guess I should have done it. Oh well. You're all just missing out I guess.
You know who really sucks right now? David Wright. I hate that guy. He needs to be sanchezed.
That's all. This was lame, I know. But idgaf
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keith needs to change his name
the girl was not fake. i can not vouch for how attractive she was.
the barstool is not fake.
and i was not fake drunk.
the number is probably fake though.
I want to live in Brooklyn, NY
that's your name keef
good one
blueshon is happy with that pick?
(the moreno pick)
blueshon approves
blueshon does not approve of trading next years #1 for a 2nd round pick that's not named maluega this year though
i don't know how much run that got nationally, but there is a chance the pick that Denver gave up for a 2nd round CB, could be top 10 or even top 5 next year depending on how bad they suck.
so now i'm rooting very heavily against the bears next season
plane flew 100 feet from the goldman building, fighter pilot chasing it
dont know what's going on
surprised maluaga dropped
"plane flew 100 feet from the goldman building, fighter pilot chasing it"
maybe it's OJ, he hates the Goldmans
"Commercial-size jet seen flying low over Hudson River was part of scheduled test. FAA said plane circling Lower Manhattan is part of "photo op."
no need to panic, it's a photo op
W F T
someone gonna get fired, three buildings were evacuated
laurentitis going earlier than maluaga was disconcerning
al davis hates mel kiper
rumor: bears were trying to get boldin
Please note we are aware of the plane circling lower Manhattan. NYPD confirmed this is for a photo shoot. We will be alerting any staff that self-evacuated their floors and are in the lobby that it is safe to return to their desks.
because cutler thinks their recievers suck
boldin not being moved for a 2nd rounder was disconcerning
no one can afford this guy all of the sudden?
Hey tem, I did go see the movie "Earth" this weekend. You still want the info on if a polar bear dies? That's actually kind of a spoiler in the movie since that's a big story line in it, if the dad polar bear dies.
who would get fired
"rumor: bears were trying to get boldin"
skunkpatch says they didn't try too hard.
maybe the AZ wants too much for him?
skunkpatch doesn't know how to twitter, he's worthless in the NFL now
"You still want the info on if a polar bear dies? "
yes
"who would get fired"
whoever overreacted and evacuated the buildings.
then media is lying, az said they will take "only" a 2nd rounder
"whoever overreacted and evacuated the buildings."
no, whoever didnt tell security officals that a commercial jet followed by a military jet would be grazing buildings
fucking morons
dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets
The dad does die at the end, although they don't show the actual death, just him lying down from exhaustion and starvation. He had no food and NOWHERE TO GO.
"That's actually kind of a spoiler in the movie since that's a big story line in it, if the dad polar bear dies"
He Dies. It's disney. The dad always dies in disney movies.
skunkpatch talks about taking a dump in an airport.
great writing there.
"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"
they thought you'd be over it by now.
"He had no food and NOWHERE TO GO."
hilarity.
but not going to watch it.
"they thought you'd be over it by now."
never forget
Instead of going to see the movie, just watch an episode of "Planet Earth" from a HD DVD and you've got basically the same thing. 60% of the movie is from that series apparently.
Girls got talentkinda SFW (no nudity), but still kinda NSFW too.
sock dongers
thought you had beer man down fot the count right
NO! NYET!
"never forget"
never forget what?
skunkpatch talks about taking a dump in an airport.
he should have left that one out...
"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"
NYC metro area has the worse flight zone
Tomorrow my name is going to be "David Wright licks dirty taint"
"he should have left that one out..."
indeed
the plan had NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.
plane
the plan didn't have much choice
" I was gonna do an "LoV Cribs" post and put pics of different parts of the house with running commentary. "
i'd do this, i guess.
maybe next week.
NYers are afraid of all plans now.
They have no marbles.
President Obama said today that the swine flu outbreak is a "cause for concern and requires a heightened state of alert," but is not a "cause for alarm."
got it....be shocked, but not surprised.
orakpo suite
yeah, orakpo works for the skins
"Plaintiff Chelsea Stone alleges that on or about Oct. 16, Cusick "placed his hand on her buttocks" and then caressed her back "while making moaning sounds." He then put his face in her cleavage and wagged his head back and forth"
you motorboatin son of a bitch!
he was in a no motorboating area.
i wonder if they were built for speed or for comfort
i wonder what keef's version of motorboating would be.
can sit a cup on biel's booty
oh lawd
it could be anything.
HUNGRY
"The dad does die at the end, although they don't show the actual death, just him lying down from exhaustion and starvation. He had no food and NOWHERE TO GO."
I can relate to this.
"Tyson Jackson may not lead the league in sacks (he had 18.5 in three starting seasons at LSU), but he will lead the team in "yes sirs''"
i hate SP
It rained all weekend. That sucked.
then media is lying, az said they will take "only" a 2nd rounder
reports here friday said the "lower price tag" for Boldin was false
Denver trading a 2010 1st pick is mind bottling.
"freak i said it was either a wideout or brown
trust your boy"
Wasn't talking about that. If you had read literally 3 comments before that you would know it wasn't in reference to their first pick.
You can be such a tard.
Iggles had a pretty good draft
eagles draft was decent, but you'd think maclin is the exact same receiever as desean jacksonian
eagles draft was decent, but you'd think maclin is the exact same receiever as desean jacksonian
he has to be an upgrade from Reggie Brown though right?
they should have traded for Boldin...period
"maybe next week."
Maybe
Cards would be d-u-m to trade Boldin to a team in the same division
I got sunburnt yesterday
speaking of movies, there are some suite movies coming out next month and this summer
Angels and Demons
Public Enemies (John Dillinger movie with Depp and Bale)
New Terminator joint
Transformers 2
GI Joe
even that Star Trek joint looks decent.
Bea Arthur died
"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"
You're so dramatic
Percy Harvin and Purple Jesus on one offense is HDH.
cmk & I went to OG last night. We had a $50 gift card. It was grate*
peeped game on Miracle at St. Anna last night - there is a chick who has immaculate boobies who isn't afraid to show them.
*thumbs up
"Percy Harvin and Purple Jesus on one offense is HDH."
Having Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson at QB is the exact opposite
"Miracle at St. Anna "
flank steak
OG is very comparable to some of my favorite Italian joints in Brooklyn
Having Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson at QB is the exact opposite
besides that Indy debacle and gay name, Sage can sling the rock, "just don't lose it" is his new motto.
Harvin will bring his FLA playbook with him (Purple Jesus playing a Tesus like role)
1) PJ up the middle, left or right.
2) Throw to Harvin.
it's science
When we were eating at OG, I almost felt like i was back home in Brooklyn
seriously dough - Chi/Boston
DET
EP - Rangers/Caps.....Game 7
bet
1) PJ up the middle, left or right.
2) Throw to Harvin.
3) Stay away from boat trips
*fized
Is LoW still going? I need to keep track of my futures bets
yeah, the Chi/Boston series has been solid
three of the four games yesterday were outstanding.
Hedo what?
Just got emails from DQ and Conestone* for free bday ice cream
suite
And a card in the mail from The Keg for a free prime rib dinner
look at keith, he's all fancypantsy
Hedo what?
pretty telling that the Magic didn't call that final play for D-Ho.
hedo's always been their late game guy though
theyre scared of howard getting fouled
yeah, hack a d-ho is in effect.
"cmk & I went to OG last night."
was it one in italy?
"was it one in italy?"
It was better than that
you know they have a chef school in tuscany?
chase daniels the new QB of the future for the skins?
FHM's Sexiest Women Of The Year:
1. Cheryl Cole
2. Megan Fox
3. Jessica Alba
4. Britney Spears
5. Keeley Hazell
6. Adriana Lima
7. Elisha Cuthbert
8. Kristin Kreuk
9. Anna Friel
10. Freida Pinto
Spears at #4? Negative!!
"chase daniels the new QB of the future for the skins?"
new 3rd string QB, yes
Cheryl Cole is drawing a flank stake
who the hell is cheryl cole?
she;s british
if i only know who 5 or 6 of the top 10 are, it's a shitty top 10
soccer wife i think
some sort of British singer. she's worthy of the list, not sure if she's a #1 or not, but worthy.
"It was better than that"
cool. i wouldn't know. really OG is too authentic for me. I prefer some of the lower quality mom and pop shit in NYC. that stuff is more suited to my americanized bland food loving tastebuds.
i only havent heard of anna friel
1. Cheryl Cole - Blank Stare
5. Keeley Hazell - Blank Stare
8. Kristin Kreuk - Blank Stare
9. Anna Friel - Blank Stare
10. Freida Pinto - Blank Stare
i know you all have posted pics of keeley, but i still don't know who she is.
"cool. i wouldn't know. really OG is too authentic for me. I prefer some of the lower quality mom and pop shit in NYC. that stuff is more suited to my americanized bland food loving tastebuds."
Yeah, NYC food is an acquired taste
"5. Keeley Hazell - Blank Stare"
thats a shame
"i know you all have posted pics of keeley, but i still don't know who she is."
nvm about shame then, you do know her, thats who she is, chick who shows her boobs
Cowherd bagging on the Skins for picking too quickly.
last week he was bagging on them for potentially moving up and overpaying to get Sanchez.
media reports saying how great a pick/deal the Jess* made.
Skins can't win.
woe
" thats who she is, chick who shows her boobs"
oh ok. thought there'd be more to it.
"Wasn't talking about that. If you had read literally 3 comments before that you would know it wasn't in reference to their first pick.
You can be such a tard."
that would require me to hit the older button, simply wasnt happening donkey
so much other stuff to comment on, feeling meizy though
Ms. Keeley HazellSFW
so much other stuff to comment on, feeling meizy though
Rangers/Caps Game 7
1 day name pic
GOP Know-Nothings Fought Pandemic Preparedness
Man, neither side ever misses a chance to take a shot at the other.
"Rangers/Caps Game 7
1 day name pic"
rangers in trouble
but i can't resist
done
tem said...
the girl was not fake. i can not vouch for how attractive she was.
tem did you pull a Mikey from Swingers later that night?
keely has been linked like 100 times on here, for shame if you didnt know her
Man, neither side ever misses a chance to take a shot at the other.
you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 8 years?
man that article was awful, X'd it about 2 paragraphs in.
"Commercial-size jet seen flying low over Hudson River was part of scheduled test. FAA said plane circling Lower Manhattan is part of "photo op."
hopefully they went all the way with this and had an A-rab pilot.
too soon? (hanging head in shame)
"dont they know we are a bit sensitive to low-lying commercial jets"
You're so dramatic"
yore mother
"you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 8 years?"
you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 75 years?
*fixed
"X'd it about 2 paragraphs in"
not surprised by this at all.
you're suprised by this? Especially after the last 75 years?
this was assumed numbnuts, I read your original comment as you being surprised.
and the article was awful.
"that would require me to hit the older button, simply wasnt happening"
Tard comment stands.
i don't mind the tard status
skins picked super fast for orakpo...broncos wasted no time in making their pick of moreno either...
like still had 8 minutes on the clock for both teams...that's how it should be, stop fucking around.
'shon, are the Bronco's going to keep that zone run block scheme/game they used?
trying to figure out about Moreno's fantasy value.
"that's how it should be, stop fucking around."
amen.
like still had 8 minutes on the clock for both teams...that's how it should be, stop fucking around.
If I was the Lions I would have used about 9:30 of that first pick before handing the card over.
If I was the Lions I would have used about 9:30 of that first pick before handing the card over.
Rog looked like a doofus with the 1st pick, he announced the draft was starting, took about 10 steps away from the podium, then came back and announced the pick.
selig-esque
i don't think they'll keep that same zone blocking scheme. Only holdover from the old regime was the rb coach.
i'd put moreno's fantasy value about the same as the dude from NE...when he's healthy
i have a funny feeling moreno will be part of a rotation, at least for the first half of the season.
"tem did you pull a Mikey from Swingers later that night?"
blank stare
maroney...fuck i couldn't think of his name
"for shame if you didnt know her"
i know what she looks like, did not know why she was famous.
spiff slained it though.
Stealing home is always cool, even if it was a Red Sox.
any freak comment with Sox (or any variation of socks) in it, is hilarity.
Time says the most influential person is Christopher Poole
He is the founder of http://www.4chan.org/
I've never heard of it.
4chan is the home of internet retards.
They've started most of the stupid internet fads.
i thought lov was the home of internet retards?
nope.
OIC
"yore mother"
Always solid
ns
Sausage McMuffin, 2 hash browns, large OJ
DET
i'm shocked the swine flu came from mexico
s
You don't even know where mexico is.
Mexican food > than Italian food
"You don't even know where mexico is."
i read somewhere that it is close to the US. some might say they even touch.
"I've never heard of it."
kinda shocked by this
i'm shocked the swine flu came from mexico
it could infect 300 million people
mexico did what?
The symptoms are similar to the common flu. They include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite, coughing, runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.
thanks for the detailed heads up
RIP earth
"Sausage McMuffin, 2 hash browns, large OJ
DET"
dont have the 2 sausage mc for 3.50 there? gotta get 2 w/ 2 hash minimum
"They include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite, coughing, runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. "
I think I have that
"dont have the 2 sausage mc for 3.50 there? gotta get 2 w/ 2 hash minimum"
I didn't know about that. haven't see that advertised anywhere.
The virus spreads when an infected person coughs or sneezes around another person, or spits in another persons mouth. People can become infected by touching something with the flu virus on it and then touching their mouth, nose or eyes.
Teej could spread this world-wide.
"I think I have that"
na, you're probably just hung over.
teej likes to spit in mouths
rip teej
NASCAR needs to get rid of the yellow line rule.
"The virus spreads when an infected person coughs or sneezes around another person,"
I'm fuct. Everyone here coughs all over the place
"skins can't win
woe"
easy as. pick, he fell to them, no need to waste time. stoopid cowherd.
supposedly skins called up a few teams to trade up and get orakpo, supposedly even called denver to flip flop picks, but they declined for unknown reasons. odd if true, denver knew they didnt want orakpo they could have flipped and got an extra pick from the skins, even if it would have been a late late pick
"You don't even know where mexico is."
steve, freak meant this to you
maybe they thought that skins would trade up and get moreno becuase he really should have gone top 5.
"steve, freak meant this to you"
you're speaking for freak now?
Ron Mexico is in jail
Ending of Talladega race
in case anyone didn't see this, even if you don't like NASCAR it's a good highlight clip. Carl Edwards pulled a Ricky Bobby (literally)
im cc'd on an email back and forth at work, and some guy is getting lambasted, suite
"Mexican food > than Italian food"
i love mexican food but it's not even close and i would say that if I were Albanian
"I'm fuct. Everyone here coughs all over the place"
The cougher.
RIP IAM
"i love mexican food but it's not even close and i would say that if I were Albanian"
I was just throwing out bait. Caught me a little suckerfish
airborne crashes are the greatest
so what is a mikey from swingers?
"airborne crashes are the greatest"
I guess you forgot
"airborne crashes are the greatest"
says the guy who hides from planes when they get near his building.
"I was just throwing out bait. Caught me a little suckerfish"
swallowed hook, destroyed your pole
i die but your fishing day is over
i win
"I guess you forgot"
hilarity.
referring to the nascar link
not the national tragedy that occured on 9/11
"i die but your fishing day is over
i win"
Damn
May 5th could be a blood bath in Meh-hee-co.
cinco de mayo!
arrrrriiibbaaaaaa!
spiff do you celebrate cinco de mayo or the chinese new year?
so what is a mikey from swingers?
1) Get chicks number at a bar.
2) Call said chick and leave a ton of messages on her machine (voicemail now).
3) Come across as equal parts desperate and psycho (but 100% hilarity)
Cinco de Mayo is a holiday that americans made up
At least that's what I've heard
"spiff do you celebrate cinco de mayo or the chinese new year?"
Nice
I can't believe EP remembered that
Or paid attention to it at all
bold
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